Total RuCall with Katya - Episode 05

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  • Опубліковано 22 вер 2016
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    Katya "RuCalls" real life experiences that may or may not have happened in the past on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 2. New episodes every Friday!
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  • @HalleyDeVesternBand
    @HalleyDeVesternBand 7 років тому +640

    The fact that Katya only uses her hazy Rucolletion of the episode makes this the best Rucap show ever. And it's Katya.

    • @missfame8779
      @missfame8779 7 років тому +10

      I thought the same thing.

  • @itsFlycatcher
    @itsFlycatcher 7 років тому +1046

    Alaska may be smart and Alyssa may be crazy, but I've a hunch that Katya is that rare breed of smart-crazy? It's like I don't know what /exactly/ she's doing, but I know that she's living, and I'm living for her.

    • @donniefrank11
      @donniefrank11 7 років тому +15

      ^ this

    • @danjynxyourbobbies8024
      @danjynxyourbobbies8024 7 років тому

      oh shutup, you katya fans are so full of shit, shes just random.

    • @humblemonkm61
      @humblemonkm61 7 років тому +15

      Yes, Katya has something special... I'm sure if we get vaccinated we won't catch it...
      But honestly, I totally agree with your read of the situation. Love Ms Katya!

    • @itsFlycatcher
      @itsFlycatcher 7 років тому +24

      Beast Charming Just out of curiosity, if you're NOT a fan of hers, what are you doing on her channel?

    • @OniPunahilkka
      @OniPunahilkka 7 років тому +65

      She might be random, but it all seems to be really well tought out. Like there's always a red thread in these segments. Like there are clear points and a destination that are introduced, but in between those there are the random toughts that just pop out only loosely clinging to the subject. I really love these videos and the humour

  • @Jonawtawn
    @Jonawtawn 7 років тому +666

    This show sometimes doesn't make any sense, and I live for it.

    • @96dominoes
      @96dominoes 7 років тому +23

      "sometimes"

    • @Googlemonkey8
      @Googlemonkey8 7 років тому +5

      That's the beauty

    • @PaperVisions
      @PaperVisions 7 років тому +8

      I still didn't really get what happened, but I loved the ending !!!!

    • @ashleytomkinson9211
      @ashleytomkinson9211 7 років тому +39

      Sometimes isn't accurate.

    • @Jonawtawn
      @Jonawtawn 7 років тому +7

      I say sometimes because I am random, and I can understand her. But sometimes her randomness is way beyond me. That's why it's sometimes for me, I almost always get her weird reference XD

  • @kottoro9465
    @kottoro9465 7 років тому +360

    The further this series goes, the less Katya can rucall

    • @kaleidorye
      @kaleidorye 7 років тому +2

      hahahahahahhahahahahaha! hahahhahahahahahhaa!

  • @graphiquejack
    @graphiquejack 7 років тому +839

    As crazy as Alyssa is, god bless her, Katya is ten times crazier.

    • @david_zau
      @david_zau 7 років тому +25

      Katya is fucking crazy. and I live for it

    • @Googlemonkey8
      @Googlemonkey8 7 років тому +5

      She's awesome

    • @amysuperiore6696
      @amysuperiore6696 7 років тому +25

      Katya's not crazy, she's just the Queen of Non-Sequiturs. :3

    • @darianzam6236
      @darianzam6236 7 років тому +14

      a sequitures dress

    • @devriasst.9717
      @devriasst.9717 7 років тому +3

      +darian zam I ugly laughed at this

  • @ktasty221
    @ktasty221 7 років тому +245

    Imagine speaking English as your second language and then trying to understand this lmfao

    • @bojo6751
      @bojo6751 7 років тому +2

      LOL

    • @jeremyceniza
      @jeremyceniza 7 років тому +16

      Guilty ! She uses words that I cannot understand ! haha

    • @julianafv
      @julianafv 7 років тому +7

      i'm glad someone is putting cc now on her videos

    • @user-eu8kv4bo6y
      @user-eu8kv4bo6y 4 роки тому +7

      yes it is hard....😂😂 I understand like 60% and still can laugh 100%

    • @elsa5071
      @elsa5071 4 роки тому +3

      My reality ! 🙄
      But I just can't give up, Katya is way too fascinating !😍

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat 7 років тому +261

    "It's like Mork & Mindy, it's like bacon & eggs, it's like, whack, whack, whack, lesbians."

  • @ZoologistGrace
    @ZoologistGrace 7 років тому +142

    Katya is crazy but she's actually extremely intelligent

    • @MK-dn8oq
      @MK-dn8oq 4 роки тому +2

      Why wouldn't someone crazy not be smart. That makes zero sense as intellect and insanity have nothing to do with one another. Talk about an dumb preconceived notion..

    • @revenge5638
      @revenge5638 3 роки тому

      @@MK-dn8oq I know I'm late but yesss! Thank you so much for saying that! You are right.

  • @MelissaStrange
    @MelissaStrange 7 років тому +172

    Does anyone else feel like they are high every time they watch one of Katya's videos? I love Katya. Katya is the new Crack. lol.

  • @marianamarlop
    @marianamarlop 7 років тому +59

    "This is illegal for me to talk about, IT'S ILLEGAL!!" I love the interactions you have with the human person behind the camera x)

  • @gregorille
    @gregorille 7 років тому +45

    Katya editing herself not talking about the editing of phiphi. Beautiful~

    • @evilxeye
      @evilxeye 7 років тому +18

      she hadn't seen any of the episodes by the time this was filmed, it's only her recollection of her actual experience in the show, so there wasn't any editing controversy when she did this. i think she's alluded to it on her twitter now that the episodes have aired.

    • @evilxeye
      @evilxeye 7 років тому +2

      unless i'm misunderstanding what you're saying.

    • @Peteburnsmania
      @Peteburnsmania 7 років тому +1

      nerdculture13 rucollection

  • @meganbos55
    @meganbos55 7 років тому +284

    I yelled,"YESSSSS" when Tatianna and Alyssa were named the winners. Then, my mom walked in and asked why I just yelled through the whole house😂

    • @maddiew1948
      @maddiew1948 7 років тому +92

      Honestly this season is so good, but this episode especially had me gagging the whole time.

  • @mattw2626
    @mattw2626 7 років тому +64

    Katya is like a real life Deadpool JINGLE JANGLE

  • @DemziiDollface
    @DemziiDollface 7 років тому +47

    I love how Katya describes Alaska & Alyssa's dynamic!! perfect description of them

  • @madmandonna1
    @madmandonna1 7 років тому +237

    I do love these ramblings - anyone remember Donny from The wild Thornberry's - it's like that but translated into distinguishable language. Well mostly.

  • @ashleya7242
    @ashleya7242 7 років тому +80

    Katy is literally the only person I know as random-rumbling as me and I fucking love it! She's so smart and so clever I'm just always in awe of admiration anytime she speaks

    • @Googlemonkey8
      @Googlemonkey8 7 років тому

      Exactly

    • @richchuu
      @richchuu 7 років тому +9

      Who's Katy? I'm assuming you mean Katya

    • @ashleya7242
      @ashleya7242 7 років тому +1

      I spelled Katy on accident lol but Katya does refer to herself as "Katy" sometimes

  • @mermaidenstein
    @mermaidenstein 7 років тому +111

    My depression has been super bad this week andI just want to thank you for existing. This is one of the many times I've pulled up your videos.. almost as therapy? Does that make me crazy? Probably.. and that's fine because you're also crazy and I love you for it.

    • @drinlon7868
      @drinlon7868 7 років тому +5

      Stay strong girl, love ya

    • @NaiveMonk
      @NaiveMonk 7 років тому +4

      I have ups and downs too. Hope you feel better soon. :)

    • @TimmmTim
      @TimmmTim 7 років тому +2

      with all this great drag queens there is NO TIME to be depressed! just take things easy, as much as you can. it's not easy for anyone of us.

    • @HalleyDeVesternBand
      @HalleyDeVesternBand 7 років тому +3

      I suffer from depression too and i feel for you. Hang in there. Katya helps me too

    • @MsCherade9
      @MsCherade9 7 років тому +2

      Same here. Dealing with severe chronic illnesses, disabilities and constant chronic pain that will last for the rest of my life has this tendency to make you depressed. Add on top of that developing a frightening vitamin B12 and D3 deficiency that has left you with permanent nerve damage affecting every part of your body, that the treatment isn't working fast enough to cure and stop more damage...
      Well lets just say I really, really understand what you're dealing with. We need a group hug with Katya in the middle. Or not. That might freak her out too much. Using these amazing performers and their genuinely hilarious showsas a distraction tactic is a great idea that actually works. Hope you have a better day tomorrow!

  • @pattyofurniture694
    @pattyofurniture694 7 років тому +81

    gurl I was on a reality show 2 months ago and i already forgot what happened. it's impressive how much you do remember before the episode airs

    • @TheNovaSosa
      @TheNovaSosa 7 років тому +1

      what's the show called.... i wanna watch it when it airs

    • @rogerklk
      @rogerklk 7 років тому

      same ^

    • @pattyofurniture694
      @pattyofurniture694 7 років тому +19

      My youtube name is my real name so I can't say much thanks to nda. But I can prob get away with saying it's cutthroat kitchen.

    • @user-bz7qg5xw6h
      @user-bz7qg5xw6h 7 років тому

      They don't want to watch. They wanted to complain LOL.

    • @TonyHartCg
      @TonyHartCg 7 років тому +1

      I'm pretty sure she recorded this videos a long time ago, probably just after the show was done

  • @hallyuniverse
    @hallyuniverse 7 років тому +68

    8:23 Did Shangela just possess your body, mind, and spirit for 3 full seconds.

  • @capmarvl6762
    @capmarvl6762 7 років тому +33

    what I've learnt from these videos is Katya can hardly remember anything that happened

  • @kirstie9194
    @kirstie9194 7 років тому +2

    This series is honestly comedy gold. I could just listen to you ramble about nothing in particular for hours. It's amazing

  • @MothAmber
    @MothAmber 7 років тому +26

    I love the tangents Katya goes on. Always makes me laugh so much :)

  • @AdrianBarila21
    @AdrianBarila21 7 років тому +110

    I just want to shake feet with Katya and delicately drape each other in red crushed velvet while listening to throat singing.

  • @thelark9926
    @thelark9926 7 років тому +12

    katya is the best thing to ever happen to me

  • @Beatriz-kj9up
    @Beatriz-kj9up 7 років тому +6

    i love that Katya keeps trying to make the "rucall" pun land, she's everything

  • @RabbitTeacup
    @RabbitTeacup 7 років тому +7

    I'm so glad they made that 1+1=2 made it as a bonus clip on the Logo site, congrats Katya, it is immortalized on film on the internet!

  • @laylaicarus4053
    @laylaicarus4053 4 роки тому +2

    she is making so much sense. She sees right through everything.

  • @GabyyRose
    @GabyyRose 7 років тому +19

    I love how in the thumbnail Katya is totally like :
    "I don't know what the fuck happened in the episode but anyway let's do this shit !! :D"

  • @CynthiaLeeFontaineOfficial
    @CynthiaLeeFontaineOfficial 7 років тому +102

    Love it 😍😍😍😍😍

    • @Raciepie
      @Raciepie 7 років тому +2

      CynthiaLeeFontaine Your icon makes me laugh every time because it's just your floating head 😂 love it!!

  • @dp6755
    @dp6755 7 років тому +20

    I love it when you are just right by yourself and go on these hilarious recollections.

    • @wo0ordup
      @wo0ordup 7 років тому +4

      rucollections.

  • @chelsea.1234
    @chelsea.1234 7 років тому +2

    I love when she compliments the other queens, especially Alaska and Alyssa, you can tell that she really respects them and they're actually friends. Their comedy routine slayed 👏🏻

  • @electricmagnetic
    @electricmagnetic 7 років тому +13

    Is it safe to say that every person who likes absurdism likes this. This beautiful creature is EVERYTHING!!

  • @mannicca
    @mannicca 7 років тому +107

    im oddly fascinated by her teeth.

    • @xempty1x
      @xempty1x 7 років тому +1

      Girl so am I!!

    • @hungry_bug3641
      @hungry_bug3641 7 років тому +11

      Since the first day she walked through the work room honestly

    • @xempty1x
      @xempty1x 7 років тому +1

      He's a heavy smoker tho what is his secret??

    • @Jazzmern
      @Jazzmern 7 років тому +2

      xempty1x genetics, braces for three years and whitening strips

    • @MK-dn8oq
      @MK-dn8oq 4 роки тому +1

      They are big beautiful and white teeth!

  • @Thestralsxxx
    @Thestralsxxx 7 років тому +11

    The track mark joke was so funny

    • @clintosfan
      @clintosfan 7 років тому +1

      I don't get it 😞 can you explain it to me?

    • @Thestralsxxx
      @Thestralsxxx 7 років тому +1

      +Clintos because Russia has like one of the highest levels of intravenous drug use. Haha

    • @Thestralsxxx
      @Thestralsxxx 7 років тому +2

      +Clintos oh and it's a play on a classic stupid joke "I flew all the way from __ and my arms are so tired!" Those are all the levels of the joke haha

    • @clintosfan
      @clintosfan 7 років тому +1

      Thanks! Now that I know its a play on a corny joke I get the humor now

  • @Sam-zd5vv
    @Sam-zd5vv 3 роки тому +2

    every time that I watch one katya's video I can't Rucall anything else but her charm and beauty

  • @cannibusqueen7668
    @cannibusqueen7668 7 років тому +5

    Katya literally gets to where I have no clue what she is talking about, but yet it makes my life seem complete.

  • @arthursdl
    @arthursdl 7 років тому +4

    i just love the randomness of the images on the background

  • @chezraye21
    @chezraye21 7 років тому +15

    I don't know if she will top 3 (fingers crossed), but i am so glad that u seem to be having fun this season & feeling your oats! Love this series & it cracks me up seeing her try to "rucall" what happened in each episode😁

    • @chezraye21
      @chezraye21 7 років тому +2

      Yes, my pronouns were all over the place

  • @crisrockera
    @crisrockera 7 років тому +1

    The magic of this show is that it's only about what Katya cares and therefore, remembers. And the rest is about what is going on in that crazy mind, like she says everything she is thinking, and I just love that, I love hearing her thoughts and her talking about any shit

  • @chacchan3791
    @chacchan3791 7 років тому +9

    Katya, Your voice is really soothing.

  • @zyracuevas1715
    @zyracuevas1715 7 років тому +34

    Those last few seconds though! Did you notice it?
    "I don't remember, literally at all. That means I'm growing and moving on. That's good." *laughs and motions to the camera as if she shouldn't have said that*
    Was she referring to a point in her personal life, her own season, OR her getting booted from All Stars? My speculations are killing me. I want her to be in Top 3!

    • @SkyDreams2
      @SkyDreams2 7 років тому +5

      I think she was talking about phi phi 😂

    • @zyracuevas1715
      @zyracuevas1715 7 років тому +1

      insert * then whatever you want to be in bold characters, then insert again * no spaces in between. so basically
      (*)(words)(*) I hope this makes sense somehow

    • @zyracuevas1715
      @zyracuevas1715 7 років тому +1

      Errr, the asterisk * didn't show up between the parentheses 🙈

  • @annmolinelli3329
    @annmolinelli3329 7 років тому +4

    The hard part about this season is that ALL of the queens were so, so talented! That being said, I'm rooting for you mom! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @Hollyldaniels
    @Hollyldaniels 4 роки тому +2

    This is the definition of chaotic good.

  • @gemmabrown4538
    @gemmabrown4538 7 років тому +4

    I don't understand how I can still through 10 minutes of nonsense and and fully enjoy myself.

  • @LucyInNightmares1
    @LucyInNightmares1 7 років тому +8

    "It's illegal!" lol these are the best

  • @emy4292
    @emy4292 7 років тому +7

    katya better be in the top 3

  • @IzayaV
    @IzayaV 6 років тому

    i love that katya gets alarmed and defensive when people are doing stuff behind the camera, that ending clip with "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU REACHING FOR?!" in a voice of panic and curiosity skdjffkfc

  • @pomegranate5
    @pomegranate5 7 років тому +28

    "Ryan Seacrest could be a nazi" - Katya

  • @VerenaF
    @VerenaF 7 років тому +4

    I was in the middle of class and went to the bathroom to watch the whole thing. Totally not suspicious 😂

  • @CoryScott
    @CoryScott 7 років тому +16

    This episode was everything I ever wanted and more.

  • @Tracydot3
    @Tracydot3 7 років тому +6

    I'm so glad I've done a lot of drugs in my life and am having a manic episode right now so this video totally made complete sense. Thank you Katya!

  • @mamasz3056
    @mamasz3056 7 років тому +6

    I LOVE YOU IM LITERALLY UP AT 3 AM WATCHING THIS

  • @chvckthebartender1686
    @chvckthebartender1686 7 років тому +16

    "now ru, I'm not a mathematician or somethin but I'm pretty sure 1+1=2 not 0". I talk just like that, I love when you let it slip out. I laugh wicked hard. do more irregardlessly Trish!!

  • @jeil8399
    @jeil8399 7 років тому

    LIVING FOR THIS LOOK

  • @masonplank6627
    @masonplank6627 7 років тому +3

    i fucking love Katya there two things i wait for all week, new Drag Race and then i watch Total Rucall the next day. she always makes me laugh

  • @erikasquires9222
    @erikasquires9222 7 років тому +1

    I love how Katya looks away from the camera when she gets really confused about what happened😂😂😂😂

  • @Lettyc90
    @Lettyc90 7 років тому +4

    I'm obsessed with this series lol

  • @Bodybymegan
    @Bodybymegan 7 років тому

    I love Katya so much. SO MUCH

  • @ChrisThomas_
    @ChrisThomas_ 7 років тому +2

    Katya is literally metal and I live for it!

  • @AbeZapata
    @AbeZapata 7 років тому +1

    The moment you find out Katya never finished watching Mean Girls is a moment I do not know how to comprehend or live with

  • @clairemcgreevy1743
    @clairemcgreevy1743 7 років тому +1

    I NEEDED THIS PICK ME UP TODAY GOD BLESS YOU KATYA

  • @dani-dd2my
    @dani-dd2my 7 років тому

    "but i'm smart now" *tongue pop* hahaha killing it

  • @TiinkerBells
    @TiinkerBells 7 років тому

    I love her so much.

  • @andulul
    @andulul 7 років тому

    i adore katya!

  • @AlyssumIvy
    @AlyssumIvy 7 років тому

    Thank you for this and existing

  • @disconouvo3037
    @disconouvo3037 7 років тому

    growing and moving on - loves it

  • @Googlemonkey8
    @Googlemonkey8 7 років тому +8

    These videos make my Friday.

  • @Kimmichan36
    @Kimmichan36 7 років тому +170

    Phi Phi can fcking go bye. Alaska, Alyssa and Katya for top 3!!!

    • @aprilkittysan
      @aprilkittysan 7 років тому +8

      man I honestly feel so sorry for phi phi she let the editors get to her and the whole want to be liked make her try too hard for something that would.habe showed if she just let that feeling all go

    • @logoutyaphone
      @logoutyaphone 7 років тому +1

      bye alyssa does not deserve top 3

    • @Kimmichan36
      @Kimmichan36 7 років тому +4

      Im not hating on Phi Phi, i just dislike that she had many inconsistencies and feel like she played her game of stirring the pot

    • @DirkAustin
      @DirkAustin 7 років тому +5

      Yass, screw PhiPhi and Alyssa needs to win! Bring her back!

    • @tgbro123
      @tgbro123 7 років тому +11

      ugh i'm fucking sick of seeing people complain about phi phi. alyssa was such a backstabbing cunt this episode. first she refuses to send katya home because she has been consistent, and won the previous challenge. then she sends phi phi home, who has also been consistent and won the previous challenge. alyssa chose phi phi cos she has a grudge and phi phi was totally right to say that alyssa gets a free pass for all this bullshit, simply because she's alyssa.

  • @giraffewaffles
    @giraffewaffles 6 років тому +1

    I LOVE watching Katya's train of thought roll out of her mouth.

  • @eduardocasarini1057
    @eduardocasarini1057 7 років тому

    This was so good that I didnt want it to end!!
    Katya is just so funny, crazy and smart that it hurts! hahaha

  • @Embers.of.Esoterika
    @Embers.of.Esoterika 7 років тому +1

    Much love for powerful public speakers. 😍

  • @PentaTroyler
    @PentaTroyler 7 років тому

    Katya can rucall last year's events almost accurately and I'm here cannot even rucall my last class' discussion.
    You're the breed of smart-crazy and I love it so much.

  • @chantiemaya
    @chantiemaya 7 років тому +1

    Mom wtf is this wig 😂 love you so much I can't explain ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @woo22322232
    @woo22322232 7 років тому +1

    honestly love these they're so kooky and crazy in just the right way

  • @adriannaskutt5602
    @adriannaskutt5602 7 років тому

    Thank you for this my day is going to be way better now!

  • @davidabercrombie5427
    @davidabercrombie5427 7 років тому

    I'm glad that Katya does these videos... it makes me feel sane lol

  • @snaedisgigja
    @snaedisgigja 7 років тому +1

    KATYA YOU ARE A WINNER BABY! ( in my mind) !

  • @veo_
    @veo_ 7 років тому

    I CAN'T WAIT.

  • @francinesux
    @francinesux 7 років тому

    bless Katya

  • @Lani012
    @Lani012 7 років тому +4

    Mesmerizing

  • @musicinthematrix
    @musicinthematrix 7 років тому

    anything on this make sense, but I loved, i cant stop watch

  • @summerboatman8010
    @summerboatman8010 3 роки тому

    I haven’t watched any of Katya’s seasons but I love her

  • @kimday
    @kimday 7 років тому

    she's perfect.

  • @farhanikosaini3876
    @farhanikosaini3876 7 років тому

    i friggin love u katya

  • @suginami123
    @suginami123 5 років тому

    Superb. KZ is on her own plane. Brilliant.

  • @majahribar7061
    @majahribar7061 7 років тому +5

    You're giving me life

  • @route3eb
    @route3eb 7 років тому

    You're incredibly smart! So quick & funny. 💓 you!

  • @TheAwesomenessOfJay
    @TheAwesomenessOfJay 7 років тому +1

    You are the craziest queen ever, and I love you for that!

  • @Mynameismud555
    @Mynameismud555 7 років тому

    This video is so gorgeous!

  • @JECKSONVICTOR
    @JECKSONVICTOR 7 років тому +4

    You and Ganja are my favorite queens, its nice to know you r friends :3

  • @DylanH6305
    @DylanH6305 7 років тому +6

    It's nice knowing Katya fashioned that Diana dress into a crop top for herself...

  • @sabri19
    @sabri19 7 років тому

    I love you mom

  • @tenorso1
    @tenorso1 7 років тому

    OMG, KATYA!!!

  • @andreahogan3820
    @andreahogan3820 7 років тому +1

    I can't follow any of this. But I can't look away. I love it.

  • @gregpearson5514
    @gregpearson5514 7 років тому +7

    God I love your comedy.

  • @titarita4201
    @titarita4201 7 років тому

    this is like watching someone come out of a coma and trying to gain there memory and cognitive thinking again. but I love Katya so I can't look away an continue to watch. I need a support group like Katya's anonymous

  • @Ryan-Hexx-RN
    @Ryan-Hexx-RN 7 років тому +1

    OMG...I LOVE U Katya

  • @schindermania
    @schindermania 7 років тому

    i say it weekly, love you!!!

  • @brendancoleman1996
    @brendancoleman1996 7 років тому

    Love ya Katya

  • @leonstrife9655
    @leonstrife9655 7 років тому +1

    I'm very happy that you are making these Katya. Idk if you win, but I am rooting for you. You're a bat-shit, crazed, mistake by a drunken god, and I just love you for it. :D