Black Moms Be like Compilation

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  • @moviolet7023
    @moviolet7023 4 роки тому +9423

    You be watching him so much you don’t even notice the beard and mustache anymore 😭

  • @drakoi
    @drakoi 3 роки тому +5371

    This is the only guy that can look like a girl with a mustache

  • @fightingtosurvive6527
    @fightingtosurvive6527 Рік тому +483

    "let's see what raising you for 20 years has cost me"
    "You owe me $284 billion dollars."
    😄🤣😂

    • @dopesick7710
      @dopesick7710 Рік тому +1

      We heard

    • @Wendy-xj6pu
      @Wendy-xj6pu 11 місяців тому +3

      That still isn't enough!!!
      😅😅$$$

    • @bluedanger420
      @bluedanger420 7 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gamingwithdior2518
      @gamingwithdior2518 7 місяців тому +3

      286 not 284

    • @lin_john76
      @lin_john76 7 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yup90s
    @yup90s Рік тому +178

    "You think you grown"
    I think most of us heard that one at least a few times 💀

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 11 місяців тому

      Black folks are obsessed with the word “grown”

    • @phathumatsa7633
      @phathumatsa7633 5 місяців тому +7

      I have 😂😂

    • @roninjinn3014
      @roninjinn3014 Місяць тому +1

      My ass when I was a teenager having no job, no bills, no rent to pay only having to go to school but staying out a little later than I was supposed to be after school without telling my mom

    • @peppermenttrash.
      @peppermenttrash. Місяць тому

      I remember I was out w my friends on my bike I saw the street lights come on and I booked it home and came in the back door. Lucky she was asleep cause I would have been in the dirt😂😂

  • @Pluvillion
    @Pluvillion 3 роки тому +5229

    "She not welcome and the roaches ain't either"
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Nora-zk2ew
    @Nora-zk2ew 3 роки тому +2576

    Parents always have that “soft nice” voice when they on the phone😂

  • @nfreal-mom
    @nfreal-mom Рік тому +305

    His mother impersonation is absolutely hilarious but that son part, he got that nailed to the tee. 😂😂

  • @snoodyposh8teenwheelingtv493
    @snoodyposh8teenwheelingtv493 Рік тому +165

    “So you a comedian now Kevin Hart?”😅😅😅

  • @demetriusspruill3223
    @demetriusspruill3223 4 роки тому +6952

    "Since you can't make me laugh, I'm bout to make you cry. "😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mike.325
      @Mike.325 4 роки тому +96

      I was dead🤣🤣🤣

    • @msims1081
      @msims1081 4 роки тому +59

      That is soooooo something I would say to my daughter!

    • @Trapfootage
      @Trapfootage 4 роки тому +18

      😂😂😂

    • @notmuchbutsomething8250
      @notmuchbutsomething8250 3 роки тому +15

      Omg I was dead during that part....😂😂🤣

    • @Cecil_33
      @Cecil_33 3 роки тому +33

      I felt sooooo bad at this part! I’ve been there, my momma is a witty one too 😂 so funny🤣

  • @liyahyeeyee3315
    @liyahyeeyee3315 3 роки тому +4536

    “Stop crying before I give you something to cry about” Infamous line for parents

    • @yom_yomii
      @yom_yomii 3 роки тому +60

      Liyah Yeeyee true it’s so annoying for me 😩

    • @thechocolatewolf8992
      @thechocolatewolf8992 3 роки тому +90

      Thats a horrible thing that people say to kids. My aunt would say that to me when i cried, i was 3 or something

    • @minniemoore266
      @minniemoore266 3 роки тому +5

      FR!!!

    • @ryry02823
      @ryry02823 3 роки тому +53

      Literally every parent EVER has threatened a kid with this-

    • @skarlettsapphire4065
      @skarlettsapphire4065 3 роки тому +71

      what about, 'i brought you into this world i can take you right out'

  • @fightingtosurvive6527
    @fightingtosurvive6527 Рік тому +333

    This young man needs to be on TV!
    He is multi-talented.

    • @corettejones
      @corettejones Рік тому +3

      👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽🥰🇺🇸

    • @stephaniedesrosiers6412
      @stephaniedesrosiers6412 Рік тому +5

      He just got a role on Abbott Elementary as a Theater Teacher I believe

    • @Joy-ul5fl
      @Joy-ul5fl Рік тому +4

      He doesn't need TV he's everywhere! Thanks to social media!

    • @horsluva0758
      @horsluva0758 11 місяців тому +1

      Yes,!!!

  • @IAMCORINTHIIUSJ
    @IAMCORINTHIIUSJ 9 місяців тому +52

    “She not welcome and the roaches not either” man 😂😂😂😂😂 pure comedy

    • @emilyrene1066
      @emilyrene1066 8 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @l.j.1417
    @l.j.1417 3 роки тому +3928

    He's such a believable woman, even with a whole beard.

  • @saika.magoichi.214
    @saika.magoichi.214 3 роки тому +1655

    *"he brought the whole tree for real girl, let me call you back"* 💀

  • @dolphineachonga555
    @dolphineachonga555 Рік тому +40

    The mom looking for mistakes so she can say no when you ask for a favor is so familiar to me. Even if you'd done all the chores she would dream up new chores just so you couldn't have your way 😂.

  • @severineg8702
    @severineg8702 Рік тому +80

    Omg, I’ve watched dozens of these and I still do a double take thinking this is a whole cast of people. Jay you make my day. Love you 🥰

  • @Queenin06
    @Queenin06 4 роки тому +8818

    It’s funny we all had different parents but had the same experience 😂 hey cousins 👋🏾😭

  • @6rockinrobin
    @6rockinrobin 4 роки тому +3573

    Poor, DJ...He looks like he's afraid to say anything. Ever.

  • @clmcwilliams257
    @clmcwilliams257 Рік тому +53

    Dude! I am one of your BIGGEST FANS!! I'm a sophisticated mature mother and grandmother. But, you turn me into a crazy TEENAGER cracking up at your antics! I see nothing but WOMEN and GIRLS (off course the GUYS too!) in your characters. So real and like folks I grew up with. Keep up the good work because you've got the ACTOR'S GIFT! 🤣🤣

  • @Karlalovescandy18
    @Karlalovescandy18 Рік тому +30

    Ngl the bday invite one actually made me sad. The face he made when he said “but the whole class is going” 😢 missing out like that really singles you out and he’s so good at acting it actually broke my heart. Be looking like an actual 8 yr old

  • @chanda-aime6388
    @chanda-aime6388 4 роки тому +4047

    As a black mother, I'm enjoying getting thoroughly roasted in these comments lmaooo Everything is accurate af

    • @mynameaintmablebrown6541
      @mynameaintmablebrown6541 4 роки тому +138

      Chanda Aimé lmao! I done said every last one of those phrases🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chanda-aime6388
      @chanda-aime6388 4 роки тому +169

      @@mynameaintmablebrown6541 yessss! 🤣 lmao you are not a real black momma if you haven't said at least 90% of this foolishness

    • @mynameaintmablebrown6541
      @mynameaintmablebrown6541 4 роки тому +118

      Chanda Aimé ...and guess what...? They gonna be saying the same things to their chillens 😂😂😂
      They’ll see.....😅

    • @chelshops
      @chelshops 4 роки тому +87

      @@mynameaintmablebrown6541 I'm WHITE and I said some of them 😄😅😅😅😅

    • @chanda-aime6388
      @chanda-aime6388 4 роки тому +72

      @@mynameaintmablebrown6541 Right! Lol My daughter in law says a lot to my grandson that has me falling out lol

  • @jahyhwh1362
    @jahyhwh1362 4 роки тому +2723

    He stay having me weak 😂😂 “she not welcome and the roaches ain’t either”. “I take it we don’t need no cable or WiFi cuz your the only entertainment we need” 💀💀💀

  • @joannehines7806
    @joannehines7806 Рік тому +28

    Jay & those wigs are EVERYTHING!! No one chronicles hood black mommas like Jay!! Over here crying laughing!! Loving this bcuz it's all true!!

  • @worldtraveler721
    @worldtraveler721 Рік тому +24

    We've all heard that "kids in Africa starving" story! 😂

  • @maryannajefferson6364
    @maryannajefferson6364 3 роки тому +2474

    “So you a comedian now, Kevin Hart?” TOOK ME OUT😭

    • @handsomest1
      @handsomest1 3 роки тому +16

      Let me take you out somewhere

    • @maryannajefferson6364
      @maryannajefferson6364 3 роки тому +11

      Handsome With The Handgun lmao who ? me 😭?

    • @Mike.325
      @Mike.325 3 роки тому +8

      Fr that shit had me dead🤣🤣🤣

    • @imhappy8474
      @imhappy8474 3 роки тому +4

      I read this as soon as she said it

    • @Just_Hendrixx
      @Just_Hendrixx 3 роки тому +2

      You be so mad you just saying stuff. 😂😂😂😂

  • @elrs85
    @elrs85 4 роки тому +5031

    “...you smell like outside...” heard this everyday of the summer!!

  • @kdiva4167
    @kdiva4167 Рік тому +105

    This is seriously the funniest, most hilarious thing I have ever, ever seen. I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life!!!! I may have broken a rib!!!! 😂😂😂
    Seriously, though, I truly needed this. Been in a serious depression for almost six months now. Have had many, many dark days and many dark thoughts. Laughing like this has been incredibly therapeutic. Somewhere there must have been a guardian angel sending me the curiosity to click on this. Jay, YOU are the angel who doesn’t realize how much your silly skits have helped save someone tonight. 😘
    Keep up the amazing work. Hope to see you on your own tv show soon. You’re more talented than anyone I’ve seen in a long, long time. Blessings, my friend. ❤

    • @irinacar
      @irinacar 10 місяців тому +5

      Laughter is freaking therapeutic. I hope you are feeling better now. Best wishes to you.

    • @emmabovary1228
      @emmabovary1228 9 місяців тому +4

      I’m so glad you found your smile. You are not alone.

    • @mitulu74
      @mitulu74 9 місяців тому +3

      ❤❤🙏 sending you light !! Laughter is therapeutic 🙏

    • @nelsonmajor2079
      @nelsonmajor2079 7 місяців тому +1

      Awe man soo nice! I wish you more happy days ahead and sending blessings and prayers from Florida to you! God Bless and only think on Good and peaceful things

  • @andreamarin4296
    @andreamarin4296 Рік тому +33

    What a beautiful voice he has. I am so surprised Jay has not been discovered yet!! ❤❤

  • @love-zh5ek
    @love-zh5ek 4 роки тому +2935

    THE FIELD TRIP PERMISSION SLIP TOOK ME WAAAAYY BACK 😭😭😭😭😭😭
    Thanks for all the likes 🥰

  • @shethewriter
    @shethewriter 4 роки тому +8357

    Everybody in a minority household knows the “white voice” mom has for the phone lol🤣🤣

    • @danib2286
      @danib2286 3 роки тому +889

      Her "Professional" voice lolol

    • @RED-uc6ng
      @RED-uc6ng 3 роки тому +333

      Black Reed everyone who isn’t white

    • @tealeavesarethebestleaves8556
      @tealeavesarethebestleaves8556 3 роки тому +96

      That1kId you believe every other race except the white race is a minority or every household preforms a voice to sound white?

    • @Sunny_dayz.
      @Sunny_dayz. 3 роки тому +256

      Black Reed I don’t thinks that’s what they mean

    • @tealeavesarethebestleaves8556
      @tealeavesarethebestleaves8556 3 роки тому +50

      Hey I promise I’m not trying to start a racial argument. I just want clarification on what they meant or said.

  • @GG-cr5hm
    @GG-cr5hm 11 місяців тому +24

    😂😂I died when the mom was trying to help the kid with math, he's so good at acting like a kid too!!!

  • @g.e131
    @g.e131 Рік тому +17

    As a white kid, some of these are REALLY relatable lol. The amount of times I had gotten my ass whooped... Whew! Lord help me! The "go get a switch" clip REALLY brough back some memories.

  • @cuppster
    @cuppster 3 роки тому +4338

    bruh he plays his characters so well its like the beard disappears on the female and child characters

  • @gerdapierre7278
    @gerdapierre7278 4 роки тому +1561

    "He brought the whole damn tree girl let me call you back" that's black mama heaven

    • @inwillwetrust4001
      @inwillwetrust4001 4 роки тому +31

      😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @MariePriss
      @MariePriss 4 роки тому +22

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TiannaMarie.
      @TiannaMarie. 4 роки тому +27

      BROO Shit killed meeeeeeee💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @jasminesavard3761
      @jasminesavard3761 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂

    • @prettyluhqueenbell9130
      @prettyluhqueenbell9130 4 роки тому +17

      Gerda pierre I’ll do the same thing if my mama told me to bring in the whole tree I’ll do the same too😀😀

  • @malenyluna5275
    @malenyluna5275 Рік тому +54

    We Hispanics, can relate and it's funny and scary how accurate this is.

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 Рік тому +8

      LOL for real, this compilation is giving me PTSD 😂

    • @zeldaboyy
      @zeldaboyy 6 місяців тому +5

      Fr I’m Mexican and my mom said the same but in Spanish 🤣

    • @iamcalledirenechaliz-lopez
      @iamcalledirenechaliz-lopez 6 місяців тому +4

      Fr😂😂😂….me as a NY RICAN mother & grandmother…😂

  • @notasuccubus7439
    @notasuccubus7439 10 місяців тому +23

    As a white middle aged mom of 4, this is the funniest thing!! Love your videos! I learned I definitely share some of these mom-isms!

  • @coytpalmer3764
    @coytpalmer3764 3 роки тому +1458

    “If it was a snake it would’ve bit you” 😭😂😂

    • @randomvids642
      @randomvids642 3 роки тому +8

      Right when I saw if it was a snake it would of bit you that's the clip I was watching LMAO 😂😂😂😂😹💀😬

    • @ladyroyalsupremest
      @ladyroyalsupremest 3 роки тому +10

      Black mamas lol I heard that so much because I’m blind lol 😂

    • @withlovekellen
      @withlovekellen 3 роки тому +5

      My mum says me that SAME sentence in my country language (portuguese), how is that universal for all black mamas 😭

    • @School_of_DejaVu
      @School_of_DejaVu 3 роки тому

      For some reason my grandpa says that all the time lol

    • @lauramosneanu7380
      @lauramosneanu7380 3 роки тому +1

      My mom used to say exactly the same thing but in Romania we say "if it was a dick you'd seen It" this hit hard home lmao

  • @tigerlillysky2042
    @tigerlillysky2042 3 роки тому +10788

    No but all jokes aside, he has a beautiful voice of an angel.

    • @meeehhhh
      @meeehhhh 3 роки тому +111

      True!!!

    • @idyilla
      @idyilla 3 роки тому +77

      micheal jackson whoooo

    • @SuperKagomefan
      @SuperKagomefan 3 роки тому +47

      That sounds like my classmates from highschool

    • @mushroom2426
      @mushroom2426 3 роки тому +23

      Kacchan UwU

    • @blinkdejavu5273
      @blinkdejavu5273 3 роки тому +33

      @@naebae9127 me too, and how does he do all of them so well.

  • @roxannesmith9219
    @roxannesmith9219 Рік тому +59

    I would love to see his real mother's reaction to these videos 😂😂😂

  • @deannamuffley
    @deannamuffley 10 місяців тому +12

    Jay is a friend in my head!! You consistently make me laugh and make my day better! ❤

    • @Zyryne1
      @Zyryne1 День тому

      Right?! Speaking my past back to me. 😊❤

  • @celestial2893
    @celestial2893 3 роки тому +2532

    “ He brought the whole tree for real girl, lemme call you back” SENT MEEEEE

  • @allisongutama8110
    @allisongutama8110 3 роки тому +1767

    “Those kids in Africa, who are starving, they got no food, they’re probably eating each other by now” LMAOOOoo every mother says that.

    • @sitkanoudjo4516
      @sitkanoudjo4516 3 роки тому +35

      @@Maria87874 I'm African and it was HILARIOUS 😅

    • @its_zoeyy5832
      @its_zoeyy5832 3 роки тому +18

      Zoe ! Naw we know it’s good parts of Africa but obviously there’s bad parts she just talkin about how u should be thankful for what u have

    • @Prettyfunnycoolnhot
      @Prettyfunnycoolnhot 3 роки тому +68

      I moved to America from Africa and we had food every day and snacks. The starving children of Africa are like the starving children of America

    • @realityclips6052
      @realityclips6052 3 роки тому +13

      @@Prettyfunnycoolnhot thank you!

    • @raya4915
      @raya4915 3 роки тому +12

      Zoe ! “at least we don’t get shit for being black “ girl....black people get shot for being black EVERYWHERE, move around.

  • @allies7184
    @allies7184 Рік тому +15

    The tree incident brought back a huge memory! My sister and I had been really bad one day, and he told us to go out, and get a switch. So we went and got a little twig and brought it to him. He told us 3x to go and get a bigger one. So with tears in our eyes we went and got the biggest one we could find aka the entire tree. When we came back home my dad saw it and started busting out laughing. We didn't get spanked that day. We were sooooo lucky!!!

  • @chiquitajenkins7380
    @chiquitajenkins7380 Рік тому +5

    She not bringing no roaches 🪲🪲to my house!!!🤣🤣🤣💕💕

  • @cookies4everdiy640
    @cookies4everdiy640 3 роки тому +2397

    his voice is actually so angelic. no joke.

    • @romancepomevor9027
      @romancepomevor9027 3 роки тому +51

      True. It is a naturally beautiful voice😄

    • @pessimisticegoist6443
      @pessimisticegoist6443 3 роки тому +10

      Ikr

    • @user-mb9nm7bq5e
      @user-mb9nm7bq5e 3 роки тому +33

      It kinda weirds me out. There’s something uncanny valley about it. Like I love these videos, I always laugh, and think his acting is fabulous. But they also make me feel uncomfortable...like it’s too well done

    • @louichanlepriro6138
      @louichanlepriro6138 3 роки тому +9

      He cute too

    • @pessimisticegoist6443
      @pessimisticegoist6443 3 роки тому +6

      @@louichanlepriro6138 mhm true dat

  • @hufflepuffqueen3050
    @hufflepuffqueen3050 3 роки тому +1530

    My mom: *yells at me*
    Me: starts crying
    My mom: *yells at me more because I’m crying*

    • @BigpurrEli
      @BigpurrEli 3 роки тому +80

      If you keep crying imma whoop you

    • @achturas
      @achturas 3 роки тому +12

      So true

    • @keymirxh8386
      @keymirxh8386 3 роки тому +39

      When she say ima give u something to cry about I say: if u hit me and tell at me I'm gonna cry.. in. Sad voice lol

    • @potterhead8605
      @potterhead8605 3 роки тому +5

      Your a hufflepuff tooo

    • @scarlettxd7392
      @scarlettxd7392 3 роки тому +4

      why is this even true for me

  • @taushagodfrey9068
    @taushagodfrey9068 Рік тому +9

    PURE TALENT ALL THE WAY AROUND 🙏🏾✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾♥️♥️♥️

  • @Spicydoc1
    @Spicydoc1 Рік тому +21

    He totally needs to be recognized by Hollywood.

    • @TWRVA
      @TWRVA 9 місяців тому +3

      They would find a way to mess him up. This is better.

  • @emmannuellehardiman7428
    @emmannuellehardiman7428 4 роки тому +855

    *"She not welcome and neither are her roaches"* 😝😝

  • @roastingpotato
    @roastingpotato 3 роки тому +1976

    Are all parents given the same goddamn instruction manual when they have children or something?

    • @ravenrose9688
      @ravenrose9688 3 роки тому +132

      Nah, theres just a lot shit people havin kids

    • @roastingpotato
      @roastingpotato 3 роки тому +48

      Raven Rose
      Real shit.

    • @roastingpotato
      @roastingpotato 3 роки тому +116

      But like seriously, it’s fucking crazy how shitty parents,no matter the race,nationality,gender or language all have pretty similar abusive behaviors. That’s the reason for my comment. I don’t know how to describe it,but it’s like all people like this have the same techniques. I know this ain’t making any sense, but those are my thoughts

    • @jasminsspace
      @jasminsspace 3 роки тому +83

      @@roastingpotato for me I have Hispanic parents so when I was young they were really strict and it didn't really help much. Some did but they just made a better liar and made me not want to tell them anything. Now it's better but still, I lie to them a lot. Parents think that just because of your strict or yell at the kid it will make them more responsible but in reality, they just traumatize you

    • @itsbritneybyotch7471
      @itsbritneybyotch7471 3 роки тому +15

      @@roastingpotato well I have really strict parents... But I don't think they're abusive

  • @May_003
    @May_003 Рік тому +10

    "THEY PROLLY EATING EACHOTHER BY NOW" 23:06 was the best line of this whole compilation chileeeee 🤣

  • @PhillyLoveJones
    @PhillyLoveJones Рік тому +9

    That permission slip hit home for me! Done held on to that slip for weeks then gonna ask me for money the night before knowing I just paid rent and splurged a bit. 😂

  • @k.skyytherapper9866
    @k.skyytherapper9866 4 роки тому +2667

    That honey blonde wig is everything 😂😂😂

  • @jasminewilliams6399
    @jasminewilliams6399 4 роки тому +1103

    That damn “you got some McDonald’s money?” Will never die!

  • @msmagwanya2086
    @msmagwanya2086 Рік тому +11

    Omg am subscriber of yours all the way from South Africa and let me tell you....this black mom compilation got me to realise all black moms are the same regardless of which part of the continent they from 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juniejams3729
    @juniejams3729 Рік тому +11

    You are such a talented, beautiful, funny soul. I hope you find all the happiness and prosperity you deserve!!

  • @aiaprabetterson1027
    @aiaprabetterson1027 3 роки тому +2772

    Me: Mama, I'm hungry
    Mom: Go make a sandwich
    Me: I don't want a sandwich
    Mom: *Then you ain't hungry!*

    • @deshawnbrown986
      @deshawnbrown986 3 роки тому +73

      I say this to my kids lol. Oh and there's a workaround for the McDonald's question. My girls get an allowance so they DO have "McDonald's money" but not enough for the gas 🚘⛽ #mommyhack #thankmelater

    • @c.ountingstarrs
      @c.ountingstarrs 3 роки тому +53

      "Starve then picky mf😭"

    • @nyahrashae
      @nyahrashae 3 роки тому +28

      @@deshawnbrown986 that’s stupid why would a kid pay gas for YOUR car

    • @DR3_34D
      @DR3_34D 3 роки тому +22

      @@deshawnbrown986 making your kids pay for gas is a shit thing to do just make them pay for there food if they have money

    • @mochii7970
      @mochii7970 3 роки тому +59

      @@nyahrashae I don't think she means its like that. I think she means like its a way to stop them from wasting money on McDonald's she does not make them pay for the gas but since they are the one that wantS McDonald's they should be able to pay for the car and the food . and that's actually very smart of her 😊

  • @blakemaewinrebadulla4102
    @blakemaewinrebadulla4102 3 роки тому +1012

    "I'm hungry."
    "Hey, hungry. Nice to meet you."
    *_I'M WHEEZING_*

    • @BRICOVERS
      @BRICOVERS 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao that part
      is my favorite 😂

    • @cherich7025
      @cherich7025 3 роки тому +5

      I died...gotta add that one to my Mommy repertoire!

    • @foyinsonoiki4821
      @foyinsonoiki4821 3 роки тому +3

      Ugh my dad use to say that, then eventually he would say drink water

    • @yourbestay3267
      @yourbestay3267 3 роки тому +2

      Lolllllll

    • @herrontamra3571
      @herrontamra3571 3 роки тому

      I know Iove that one

  • @user-sk7yr9zo1i
    @user-sk7yr9zo1i 3 місяці тому +4

    The whole tree..😂😂😂😂..so you think your grown 😂..too funny.

  • @Lulu-bell1973
    @Lulu-bell1973 Рік тому +17

    He brought the whole damn tree for real girl lemme call you back!!! I’m dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kaalen_wilson
    @kaalen_wilson 4 роки тому +2159

    *"I take it we don't need no Wi-Fi, no cable, or nothin' like that, cause you all the entertainment we need"* I died!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Edit: I hate to do this... and I know you do to, but...1K likes! The most I've had was 100! Thanks so much guys! You're awesome! 🤣😂

    • @kayl.2877
      @kayl.2877 3 роки тому +15

      💀💀💀

    • @bruhstfu9543
      @bruhstfu9543 3 роки тому +5

      toxicocomelonfan • 19 years ago bruh i felt this shiii😭

    • @Sakeenawatley231
      @Sakeenawatley231 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @sandwichloverr
      @sandwichloverr 3 роки тому +14

      „Since you can’t make me laugh, i will make you cry..“

    • @kalayahnaomi4482
      @kalayahnaomi4482 3 роки тому +4

      toxicocomelonfan • 19 years ago I- I was hella confused when that said “19 years ago” lmao 💀😂

  • @ZombalayaQ
    @ZombalayaQ 3 роки тому +1141

    "You know how to whip, nae nae, and you know all the lyrics to the Cardi B Migos, but you don't know how many goddamn apples this little girl got left"
    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @joannemadden7449
    @joannemadden7449 Рік тому +14

    It never fails, I can b in the worse mood and just 5 minutes of his videos and I am good for the day!!!

  • @marimar2525
    @marimar2525 Рік тому +14

    Holy shit makes me feel like my mom is gonna hit me! But with a Puerto Rican mom is with the chancleta (house slipper)😂😂😂

  • @arhythminthedark4718
    @arhythminthedark4718 4 роки тому +677

    "We gon eat these left overs until there is none LEFT OVER ". Amen!!!🤣😂

    • @khylerheath2246
      @khylerheath2246 4 роки тому +21

      Periodt 🤣🤣

    • @bribear0030
      @bribear0030 2 роки тому

      my momma had me saying "nvm" and stomping to my bed throwing myself on it with that one liner

  • @Niyyy_
    @Niyyy_ 4 роки тому +741

    “U know how to whip and nae nae and know all the songs to cardi b meigos “😭😭😭I’m done

    • @TheOMGRamen
      @TheOMGRamen 3 роки тому +42

      "..But you don't know how many goddamn apples this girl have left"😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @salazarian
    @salazarian 9 місяців тому +6

    4:46 "that tape was NOT in there just now"
    🤣🤣

  • @k.s.9712
    @k.s.9712 Рік тому +5

    I am so happy that my mum was always so sweet, loving and caring.... LOVE YOU MAMA ❤

  • @CeceNaturalful
    @CeceNaturalful 4 роки тому +714

    "I'm hungry" "hey hungry nice to meet you" 🤣🤣🤣 gets me every time

    • @summerrrL
      @summerrrL 4 роки тому +4

      I was looking for u😂😂😂

    • @nopenope4294
      @nopenope4294 4 роки тому +4

      Omg my grandmother use to say the same thing

    • @FancyMama90
      @FancyMama90 4 роки тому +3

      I gotta show my fiancé this comment!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣He tells me this story about his moms friend saying that to him when he was 10 and he still can’t stand her 28 years later. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CeceNaturalful
      @CeceNaturalful 4 роки тому

      @@FancyMama90 😂😂😂 that's too funny

    • @Stanfordk08
      @Stanfordk08 4 роки тому +2

      Definitely adding this to my future repertoire lol

  • @bellaluvluv
    @bellaluvluv 3 роки тому +1687

    Who remembers the starving children in Africa speech lol 😂 🖐

    • @Shreksleftnutsack
      @Shreksleftnutsack 3 роки тому +92

      Bruh I’m African and I’ve never gone to bed hungry

    • @Shreksleftnutsack
      @Shreksleftnutsack 3 роки тому +67

      Americans wilding

    • @harmlessandgames
      @harmlessandgames 3 роки тому +15

      @@Shreksleftnutsack bruh what if she is African to and I’m pretty sure she is talking about when u say we got nothing to eat or we hungry

    • @day6atemywallet78
      @day6atemywallet78 3 роки тому +56

      @@Shreksleftnutsack she means when we about to throw out food or complain about our food, we get a whole ass lecture about how many kids are starving in Africa 🤦‍♀️

    • @adjaseye3528
      @adjaseye3528 3 роки тому +13

      @@Shreksleftnutsack exactly like even when i wasn’t hungry my mom used to force me to eat🥴. But he could’ve said that there some people that don’t have nothing to eat.

  • @colleenshea32
    @colleenshea32 Рік тому +10

    He definitely needs his own show for sure. Funny as Hell,

  • @luckyj693
    @luckyj693 Рік тому +4

    "He brought the whole the tree for real"... 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • @janna7843
    @janna7843 2 роки тому +1872

    "we don't need no cable or wifi, cause you're the entertainment we need"🤣

    • @lologoldsmith3996
      @lologoldsmith3996 2 роки тому +44

      I was dying with that skit ! 💀😆

    • @carmendrosada
      @carmendrosada 2 роки тому +78

      The belt being pulled out and the "Since you can't make me laugh, I'm about to make you cry" triggered something primal in me and I almost ran out my house.

    • @notaburneraccount
      @notaburneraccount 2 роки тому +12

      I died 🤣🤣🤣

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction Рік тому +9

      the *audacity* of the spot on abuse xD

    • @jaraysiajefferson5810
      @jaraysiajefferson5810 Рік тому +10

      THATS HOW MY MOMMA IS

  • @ase410
    @ase410 4 роки тому +1591

    All black mommas switch they voices when they get on the phone with somebody important then when they get off the phone they start talkin right again😂😂
    EDIT: the way I was replying to y’all comments pls I sounded so ghetto-

  • @FreedomAndJustice4All
    @FreedomAndJustice4All Рік тому +5

    "Do that little girl look like she got paws and a tail?" 😂😂

  • @shutupshelley1793
    @shutupshelley1793 Рік тому +11

    This is SOOOO funny and so spot-on! I'm not even black but have many black friends (and a black sister in law!) who've welcomed me into their homes and lives and holy crap this is just so funny! 😘

  • @wendyburleigh-emanuel5621
    @wendyburleigh-emanuel5621 4 роки тому +718

    “No, we goin eat those leftovers until there’s none left over”... I’m 😂 dead!!!

    • @suesue2100
      @suesue2100 4 роки тому +14

      Lmfao i was dead on that one

  • @imjusdanii
    @imjusdanii 4 роки тому +551

    “She not welcome and them roaches not either” 😭

  • @Mehmehmeh746
    @Mehmehmeh746 Рік тому +37

    I’m so grateful for my parents. They raised me with compassion, never did any of this stuff to me. We aren’t a perfect family but I always felt safe around them.

    • @katen5964
      @katen5964 Рік тому +4

      Do you think he doesn't feel safe around his mum?

    • @Mehmehmeh746
      @Mehmehmeh746 Рік тому +12

      @@katen5964 I don’t know, but if my mom was prone to flying off the handle and hitting me I wouldn’t.

    • @geckohunter123
      @geckohunter123 Рік тому +5

      We saw the same video, right? ​@@katen5964

    • @JaejoongPrincess
      @JaejoongPrincess 8 місяців тому

      I'm Black and don't want to be those kind of parents when I become one in the future.

  • @mrsdewdrop9678
    @mrsdewdrop9678 Рік тому +2

    Jay you happened on my feed. Im so glad you did. You made my Sat. 😊 I was laughing so loudly my daughter came in the room to ask what was making me laugh!!! Laughed so much my cheeks hurt. Your a national treasure. Will definitely share!!❤😊

  • @melanielol9301
    @melanielol9301 3 роки тому +1520

    “She Ain’t welcome and neither is the roaches”
    That had me DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mariamjatta6495
      @mariamjatta6495 2 роки тому +15

      Frr

    • @Mike.325
      @Mike.325 2 роки тому +6

      Lmao fr

    • @La_Vierge_Noire
      @La_Vierge_Noire 2 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @nellequeen7989
      @nellequeen7989 2 роки тому +1

      FR😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KBuchanan0470
      @KBuchanan0470 Рік тому

      This is mom all the way no cap....I told her about some friend I had as a kid n said she has more than a field of roaches in her house...my mom god rest her soul...she ain't never let that girl back into our house n I was not allowed to to her house either..she said let her ass stay outside with Dem god damn roaches...ain't no creepy crawlers coming up in my mf house ohh hell naw

  • @Unbotheredasf98
    @Unbotheredasf98 2 роки тому +3529

    How the hell does this guy not have his own show? The acting skills are ridiculously good! Definitely so underrated. The talent is real ❤️

    • @ZacH-ir7xr
      @ZacH-ir7xr 2 роки тому +29

      Facts bro

    • @senpai16
      @senpai16 2 роки тому +41

      This is my first time watching his stuff and I was just thinking that!

    • @rubysoho423
      @rubysoho423 2 роки тому +20

      That’s what I’m saying!!

    • @kamilarachel9279
      @kamilarachel9279 2 роки тому +17

      Facts

    • @Mike.325
      @Mike.325 2 роки тому +12

      Facts

  • @margielapresle8049
    @margielapresle8049 9 місяців тому +2

    Somebody wake up and give this guy a show !!! Such talent needs to be seen ! Love it !

  • @joannehines7806
    @joannehines7806 Рік тому +1

    Lawd, I VIVIDLY remember my own " tree switch" story!! Love & miss you, Mother Viola Brunson!! Continue RIHP Pastor, Evangelist & Minister of Music!! 💘 👼 🙏 🎹 ✝ 😍 😇 🌈 👪

  • @nikkisixx4923
    @nikkisixx4923 3 роки тому +629

    Doing math with the parents was the WORST. Gave me PTSD.

    • @ree3197
      @ree3197 3 роки тому +47

      Try learning to Drive with them! 💀

    • @nancybreaux9684
      @nancybreaux9684 3 роки тому +5

      Yup me too.

    • @micaloveslimes1141
      @micaloveslimes1141 3 роки тому +6

      YESS 💀

    • @Ishouldnthavebeensopublic
      @Ishouldnthavebeensopublic 3 роки тому +3

      ღ ѕunхlαttє ღ Aw man I’m starting to learn to drive now 🥴🥴💀 fuck

    • @Lol-uh9tm
      @Lol-uh9tm 3 роки тому +15

      "SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU DONT KNOW WHAT 3X3 IS? SEE YOU WAS PLAYING AND NOT LISTENING TO THAT TEACHER "

  • @QBee240
    @QBee240 4 роки тому +2802

    If one thing Corona did right was lead me to your channel..and for that..I’m thankful

    • @antoinqueen8261
      @antoinqueen8261 4 роки тому +6

      4sure I think I should subscribe yessssss

    • @QBee240
      @QBee240 4 роки тому +6

      Antoin Queen you should

    • @sammy69831
      @sammy69831 4 роки тому +4

      Yes!

    • @chilllbro8782
      @chilllbro8782 4 роки тому +5

      Well and that stimulus check 🙋🏻‍♂️

    • @QBee240
      @QBee240 4 роки тому +10

      Louis Oberg I’m in London so I don’t get a stimulus cheque but I get to work from home so I’m not complaining

  • @jaziraejarrell4418
    @jaziraejarrell4418 11 місяців тому +3

    The part when DJ never changed his draws got me dying laughing 🤣 😂

  • @veronicaleyba929
    @veronicaleyba929 Рік тому +3

    Very talented indeed brilliant and I love it. Laughing is so healthy and it's helping my chronic pain. God bless you or your humor and for your wonderful talent ❤️

  • @delicioushitlist
    @delicioushitlist 3 роки тому +939

    this is actually so traumatic,,, he got the personality down pat

  • @toni2722
    @toni2722 4 роки тому +545

    “And your not getting that iPhone X either” *comes back to sing* 😂😂😂

  • @gloriavalentine8173
    @gloriavalentine8173 Рік тому +4

    This is SO good & funny. I like when the mother made the whoosh sound when she looked back in DJ's room.🤣🤣

  • @user-bh7ml8cz4v
    @user-bh7ml8cz4v Рік тому +2

    "He brought the whole tree fr..girl lemme call you bck"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @be_music716
    @be_music716 3 роки тому +825

    So nobody's gonna talk about how beautiful he is at singing?! His voice and that control over his voice are just incredible! Eye-

  • @nyariay479
    @nyariay479 4 роки тому +449

    Puts on a whole ass wig , outfit , heels just to take pictures in the kitchen and living room lmaaaoo

    • @Prettyrissa
      @Prettyrissa 4 роки тому +6

      Nyariay th hats so me .. that is funny tho lol

    • @tylerortiz5173
      @tylerortiz5173 4 роки тому +4

      My abuela used to do that too lol

    • @cryezxzx8900
      @cryezxzx8900 4 роки тому

      And they always ask you to take a picture of them 😭

    • @bribear0030
      @bribear0030 2 роки тому

      my mom tease

  • @gingeroutlaw3017
    @gingeroutlaw3017 Рік тому

    You keep me cracking up everyday love everybody so,so,so talented and gifted.❤

  • @ericabennett4786
    @ericabennett4786 Рік тому +2

    It's The mouth slap and fix your face for me! 😂

  • @ToldNotSold290
    @ToldNotSold290 4 роки тому +581

    When I was a kid in the 90s I actually thought McDonald's had their own currency

    • @TGRAM7
      @TGRAM7 4 роки тому +19

      Mary Nunes 😂😂😂😂😂.....💀

    • @elizabethhill3606
      @elizabethhill3606 4 роки тому +21

      Those damn gift certificates!

    • @swedmerson90
      @swedmerson90 4 роки тому +37

      Me too!!! I was like I got to get my hands on some McDonald's money! Lol

    • @bankrobber6993
      @bankrobber6993 3 роки тому +7

      Omg lmaooo

    • @lcvelydaph
      @lcvelydaph 3 роки тому

      Omg😂

  • @CeliniacForLife
    @CeliniacForLife 4 роки тому +447

    If my child brought back the whole tree, I'd be confused, concerned, and scared as f---k.

    • @faithruckdeschel1294
      @faithruckdeschel1294 4 роки тому +53

      Ikr? That would mean that our kids has some ol NASTY superhero/mutant strength....ain't NO WAY in Hell am I trying to get on their bad side!!! 😳😲😬

    • @CeliniacForLife
      @CeliniacForLife 4 роки тому +17

      Faith Ruckdeschel My point exactly. 😂

    • @KikiW89
      @KikiW89 4 роки тому +3

      She was Too
      Lol

    • @asiacarter9443
      @asiacarter9443 4 роки тому +1

      Samr

    • @asiacarter9443
      @asiacarter9443 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @ethanmorrison6330
    @ethanmorrison6330 8 місяців тому +1

    I've just come across these videos and I haven't stopped laughing. Sending love from Australia 🇦🇺

  • @Shanross2870
    @Shanross2870 Рік тому +1

    This genius is our modern day Flip Wilson!! Somebody PLEASE bless this young man w/his own show b/c he is CRAZY TALENTED!! 🤣🤣🙌🏾🙌🏾 God bless ya young blood!