"Does it look like the inside of a ball sack?" "I don't know, I've never seen that!" "There are pictures online!" "Then look up a placenta online!" "Nah, I don't wanna see that shit." hahah
Guys, if no one interrupted Tiffany when she speaks the duration of the videos would literally be like 2 minutes max LoL 😁 The fact they keep on interrupting her is why it takes them 14 minutes to finish filming one episode 😁 so that's why I ain't complaining.
“One bright morning, In the middle of the night, Two dead boys Got up to fight. Back to back, They faced each other- Drew their swords And shot each other *A deaf police man* Heard the noise, And came and killed Those two dead boys. Now if you don’t believe my tales are true, Ask the blind man - he saw it too” One of my fav poems ever x
the amount of times they interrupt tiff makes me want to pull my hair off she got so much patience dude. I would have punched them after 2 times. I get they're trying to put their input but goddamn most of the time it's just to say something NOT at all important. LET THE WOMAN SPEAK GODDAMMIT then you can go ahead and make whatever comment afterward.
Why do you think Off the record is so popular? Most people aren't here for the stories, they just want to hear the crew talk amongst themselves. And if you ARE hear to get your news from JK well God bless you cuz you're in big trouble. lol
It's risky, but. There are actually ways to maneuver the breached baby into place during labor. There babies who have been breached AND had their umbilical cord wrapped around their neck. I'm glad mama and baby are doinfmg well.
I wish we could just get to the story. No one seems to respect Tiffany, let her tell the story, or say what she has to say. She needs to step up and speak up unstead of letting people walk over her. So many times she went to speak, but is either ignored, pushed to the side, or spoken over.
That's awesome ! I never got to have the opportunity to have an st home birth . My first pregnancy I ended up get gestational diabetes, pre eclampsia / eclampsia ,hellp syndrome. They induced me and I was in labor for 48hrs then was rushed for an emergency c section because both my daughter and I were in distress. She also went into fetal distress from being stuck in the birthing canal. So my 2 & 3 pregnancies we c sections as well to avoid any complications. .....you ma'am are a badass !!
Jaelyn, sucks you had such a hard time giving birth! I've noticed giving birth in America is so different to here in New Zealand (on tv any way :p). Home birth is normal here but even when hospital birthing we have a lot of freedom to choose what we want to do. I've been lucky to have reasonably easy pregnancies and births, even with a 9lb13 baby... but it still hurts to think about :p and don't worry no more babies here 4 is plenty :D
The reason such an emphasis is put on giving birth in a hospital is because up until the 1950s and 60s the infant mortality rate was really high but medical advances really helped that go down.
thats why i try to avoid clicking on the up next vids lol you end up on the dark side of YT....last week i think i stumbled upon a back cracking fetish lol just vids of girls getting their bones cracked at the chiropractor...made me want to make an appointment lol
In the past people died alllllll the time and they had 8 or 9 children because they knew there was a high chance some were going to die... thats how they made it in the past.
Geo is salty 😂😂 Women don’t actually need all the machines and vitamins, we have been giving birth for hundreds of years the body knows what it’s doing. In my health class in college we had to watch this documentary about the business of giving birth and I think after you watch something like that your perspective about birth changes, although I am very grateful to live in a time where we can have healthcare it is still a business.
I love that movie. they made a second one and a woman gave birth naturally to a breech baby, breech doesn't= death. I'm not anti hospital but the process of childbirth has been waaaaay over medicalized. Something that should be so natural shouldn't been seen as so terrifying that a woman delivering her baby herself and moving on with her life is miraculous.
Yesenia Galvan I don't think she's salty, it's just that she's been through it and know how things could've went wrong. Yeah we don't need all the machines but they are there In case anything goes wrong, they are the reason a lot less women and babies die during child birth.
yea, I think at least having a midwife to help though is a lot less stressful. Just having one person who has experienced many births before to be there and help must take a lot off a new mother's mind and increases the chance of surviving in case anything does go wrong.
There should be an offshoot show called "Tangents" where you can click on it mid-clip when they go off on a tangent about something off topic... and then 30minutes later come back to the story with Tiff...
This is why I tell everyone that you can basically learn anything you want with the internet. You don't need to take a class, have someone teach you, or hire someone. Just do it yourself!! Tho you should definitely go to the doctor for a birth 😅
My mom was supposed to be cesarean when she gave birth to my little sister, but because she doesn't want to have a huge scar on her belly, she stood up and then a few minutes later my sister got born normally. lmao
She went into labor because of the flight. That’s why women can’t fly at a certain stage in pregnancy. Well at least it helped her find out she was or else it could have gone worse than it did.
Not knowing you're pregnant means you could have drank alcohol and eaten seafood during the pregnancy, that's like not putting your phone in airplane mode while on the plane and taking a chance.
Lots of women are choosing to home birth or freebirth now because hospital births are stressful and often times don't follow the wishes of the mother and just have an overall lack of understanding how women's minds and bodies work during birth. My hospital experience was alright, I had to so no to a lot of unnecessary things that they wanted to do to me, they thought I was crazy. My second experience at a birthing facility was better, I had a water birth, they didn't take my baby away from me right away to do stuff, I actually had my baby all to myself for hours before they did some regular procedures like weighing them. In the hospital they took my baby away from me right away but I made sure they did it quick and gave it back asap and didn't separate us. At the birthing facility they let me touch my placenta and look at it, I made sure they didn't cut my cord right away so that all of the blood went back in to my baby. At the hospital took my placenta away without even asking me if I wanted to see it. Both births were natural, both births were short(8 hours, 10 hours). If I have another baby I'm having a home birth. So much more freedom, so much more comfortable, so much more instinct allowed to be followed. I will have a doula and it will be amazing ✨ breach birthhs can happen naturally, river birthday can happen, as long as the mother isn't eating tons of junk food and animal products while pregnant, and eats lots of whole plant foods, exercises gently, stretches, reata, gets sunshine, lots of love, and knows that her body will do what it's supposed to do and all she has to do is go with the flow, her mind will let everything happen that needs to safely during birth. Women are amazing. Birth is the coolest experience I have ever had. It was not scary, it was amazing. Catching your own baby when giving birth is something every woman should get a chance to do(if they want) 🙂
What I've heard is that they changed the way the positions of the women giving birth is so that it's easier for the doctors to deliver the babies whereas when the women are squatting, it's a lot easier for women but harder for doctors to deliver...
Oh God. In regard to the river birth, I just realized that the homeopathic guy could be downstream gathering that raw water for the "probiotics" and selling that afterbirth water to consumers for $60 a jug.
How can you be allow to be on a airplane if you are pregnant? The pilot isn't too happy to make emergency landings and the flight attendants are probably not even trained to help the labor process.
Imagine the hotel room service staff when they found the placenta in the trash lol 😂
or clogging the toilet.. yuck!
Ruby Aceves some people eat it
Some also make a smoothie from it
Misty Diablo some but this lady was in complete denial she was pregnant. Pretty sure she wouldn’t have ate her placenta.
It’s not the full placenta in one piece
It’s multiple pieces so i guess she mightve flushed it
“That baby is gonna come out with TWO arms.”
Does anyone remember that moment?
Amelia DeVille I do lmao. The first time joe said that I didn’t even catch it until I think geo pointed it out
which video was that?
"Does it look like the inside of a ball sack?"
"I don't know, I've never seen that!"
"There are pictures online!"
"Then look up a placenta online!"
"Nah, I don't wanna see that shit."
hahah
Rickyfyied you quoted that so wrong you twack
Guys, if no one interrupted Tiffany when she speaks the duration of the videos would literally be like 2 minutes max LoL 😁
The fact they keep on interrupting her is why it takes them 14 minutes to finish filming one episode 😁 so that's why I ain't complaining.
“Hows she irresponsible?” Thank God for steve lol
David I saw that river birth! Idk how I got to it either
So we just gonna act like this lady isn't crazy af. This lady gave a baby the full work in a bath tub then still tried to get on a plane in Turkey.
“One bright morning,
In the middle of the night,
Two dead boys
Got up to fight.
Back to back,
They faced each other-
Drew their swords
And shot each other
*A deaf police man*
Heard the noise,
And came and killed
Those two dead boys.
Now if you don’t believe my tales are true,
Ask the blind man - he saw it too”
One of my fav poems ever x
Arisa's Art 👏👏👏 took me back to third grade
the amount of times they interrupt tiff makes me want to pull my hair off
she got so much patience dude. I would have punched them after 2 times.
I get they're trying to put their input but goddamn most of the time it's just to say something NOT at all important. LET THE WOMAN SPEAK GODDAMMIT then you can go ahead and make whatever comment afterward.
.A.A. Newsflash! We're not here for the news or Tiff's opinions!
Why do you think Off the record is so popular? Most people aren't here for the stories, they just want to hear the crew talk amongst themselves. And if you ARE hear to get your news from JK well God bless you cuz you're in big trouble. lol
i for one dont care about the stories..just joe talking
You sir definitely have anger issues.
.A.A. Ugh I fucking feel that shit.
This just goes to show how helpful and useful youtube has become in everyday life.
I AM BATMAN True. Natural selection is great 😁
When my UA-cam addiction gets out of hand 💀
since she didnt know she was pregnant, does she know who the father is?
It's risky, but. There are actually ways to maneuver the breached baby into place during labor. There babies who have been breached AND had their umbilical cord wrapped around their neck. I'm glad mama and baby are doinfmg well.
2:54 Lmao! Tiff, you tried so hard to pull it off but just embarrassed yourself 😂
The way Tiff gets interrupted all the time. I am starting to get pissed for her..
Steven was a little sassy at the end of this video😏😎
The movie Steve is talking about is Talladega Nights with Will Ferrell. Shake n' Bake
I wish we could just get to the story. No one seems to respect Tiffany, let her tell the story, or say what she has to say. She needs to step up and speak up unstead of letting people walk over her. So many times she went to speak, but is either ignored, pushed to the side, or spoken over.
JaimeNacole They do that to anyone who does the hosting. Julia got that all the time.
Yes, they did it to Julia too, but I don't think she got it THIS bad.
What happened to the memes editor from back then on jk news🤔🤔🤔
Now that all AP Exams are over and SBAC is ending i can watch JK Vids. Trust I need to catch up on a lot of videos.
Lmao I️ just watched them anyway
SAMEEE
This is insane! I've given birth at home 3 times and I think this is crazy! Hearty as!
Jonnelle Main Damn three times. Thats like 3+ children 😂😂😂.
4! One was practice run in the hospital :p
That's awesome ! I never got to have the opportunity to have an st home birth . My first pregnancy I ended up get gestational diabetes, pre eclampsia / eclampsia ,hellp syndrome. They induced me and I was in labor for 48hrs then was rushed for an emergency c section because both my daughter and I were in distress. She also went into fetal distress from being stuck in the birthing canal. So my 2 & 3 pregnancies we c sections as well to avoid any complications.
.....you ma'am are a badass !!
Jaelyn, sucks you had such a hard time giving birth! I've noticed giving birth in America is so different to here in New Zealand (on tv any way :p). Home birth is normal here but even when hospital birthing we have a lot of freedom to choose what we want to do. I've been lucky to have reasonably easy pregnancies and births, even with a 9lb13 baby... but it still hurts to think about :p and don't worry no more babies here 4 is plenty :D
there's a lot of choices in the US too, but I think most people just feel safer if they let the doctors decide what is best.
Lmao XD the ending
“NIKI GOOD LUCK”
crushed ice is better than cubed
Daimeon Stewart Amen
Igloo ice is better
Shaved ice
ANDDDDDDD a new meme has been born
Take that back you scoundrel
They need Steve and Theo Von in the same video! Would be hilarious 🤣
A wizard, you know... A fuckin' WIZARD. Hahahaha, Steve I love you, man
I learn more from JK than school
Bratneyy That’s pretty sad.
taoist40 yeah
Geo is hilarious in the recent vids, she seems more logical lately. Bringing up good points and funny comebacks.
tiff is so pretty omfg
david i saw that video too! my friend showed it to me and it changed my life
The reason such an emphasis is put on giving birth in a hospital is because up until the 1950s and 60s the infant mortality rate was really high but medical advances really helped that go down.
Geo with that daft punk 😂❤
Pranav Mahajan yep I like her a little more now lol
idk if I should be worried because I know exactly what video David was talking about.... and I don’t know how or why I watched it either
thats why i try to avoid clicking on the up next vids lol you end up on the dark side of YT....last week i think i stumbled upon a back cracking fetish lol just vids of girls getting their bones cracked at the chiropractor...made me want to make an appointment lol
Tiff is pregnant. I'm calling it.
If the baby died could she have been charged with murder?
Aww Geo purposely forgetting her husbands Bartisms 😂
I haven't even watched the video and I'm worried this woman was watching a How To Basic tutorial..
DIY pregnancy
Pawsforlife220 lol xD
Pawsforlife220 Next its gonna be like DIY Murder
I need DIY baby making..
That’s on pornhub
*STOP INTERRUPTING TIFF*
In the past people died alllllll the time and they had 8 or 9 children because they knew there was a high chance some were going to die... thats how they made it in the past.
Lmao Steve rolling outta frame
She better have left the hotel room service staff a nice tip.
I can only imagine cleaning up a murder scene in the bathtub.
Bart's a dad now so he knows and stayed quit, joe and david wait when you have your own kid then you won't laugh at childbirth 😂
Nice save tiff u know u believed Steve 😂😂
I love you guys!!!! 😭❤️😭❤️
Geo is salty 😂😂
Women don’t actually need all the machines and vitamins, we have been giving birth for hundreds of years the body knows what it’s doing. In my health class in college we had to watch this documentary about the business of giving birth and I think after you watch something like that your perspective about birth changes, although I am very grateful to live in a time where we can have healthcare it is still a business.
Yesenia Galvan Millions of years. Or did you forget we all used to be cavemen and cavewomen?
I love that movie. they made a second one and a woman gave birth naturally to a breech baby, breech doesn't= death. I'm not anti hospital but the process of childbirth has been waaaaay over medicalized. Something that should be so natural shouldn't been seen as so terrifying that a woman delivering her baby herself and moving on with her life is miraculous.
Yesenia Galvan I don't think she's salty, it's just that she's been through it and know how things could've went wrong. Yeah we don't need all the machines but they are there In case anything goes wrong, they are the reason a lot less women and babies die during child birth.
yea, I think at least having a midwife to help though is a lot less stressful. Just having one person who has experienced many births before to be there and help must take a lot off a new mother's mind and increases the chance of surviving in case anything does go wrong.
Breached baby’s are the special ones, speaking from experience
There should be an offshoot show called "Tangents" where you can click on it mid-clip when they go off on a tangent about something off topic... and then 30minutes later come back to the story with Tiff...
I think steve was remembering taledega knights when mentioning the baby birth and stomping the breaks to help pull it out
Always dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Abso fucking lutely NOT
Lol that got me good 😂
This is why I tell everyone that you can basically learn anything you want with the internet. You don't need to take a class, have someone teach you, or hire someone. Just do it yourself!!
Tho you should definitely go to the doctor for a birth 😅
Joe: you mean like....
Me: dis!!
I didn't know I was pregnant till I was 21wks pregnant, I was so scared, but happy 💕💀
Does anyone know the vid where bart describes the matrix
Idk how I got to the video either but I know what David is talking about 😂
Have I been this early before? I don't think so🤔 Watching for 7 years have paid off
Idk how you have no idea you’re pregnant with the baby kicking around and even some get stuck in your ribs
Madison Whatley and not having a period for 9 months
My mom was supposed to be cesarean when she gave birth to my little sister, but because she doesn't want to have a huge scar on her belly, she stood up and then a few minutes later my sister got born normally. lmao
I think this video was on of the last articles they read cause Joe sounded low-key loopy😂😜
Wow well that child has a story. Birth by UA-cam video. Greatness. Hey guys🤗 first
At least you have something to say instead of just that you were "first".
wait a minute, have we not watch this before
ObiEdits no
I don't get why she doesn't get why her story is so shocking 😂😣
She went into labor because of the flight. That’s why women can’t fly at a certain stage in pregnancy. Well at least it helped her find out she was or else it could have gone worse than it did.
Read about this like a month ago... Sweet/awesome story.
When youtubing literal life hacks xD
what about her period???????
She was already in her third trimester and didn’t know she was pregnant? Wow.. that’s insane. I’ve seen a show about this. Das mudda crazy.
Patsala Lor It happens. Women these days have no clue what to look or feel for when it comes to pregnancy.
Hell yeah Geo w that Daftpunk reference!
Not knowing you're pregnant means you could have drank alcohol and eaten seafood during the pregnancy, that's like not putting your phone in airplane mode while on the plane and taking a chance.
I saw that video that David is talking about. It was crazy but that lady is brave!!!!
Tiff : she works for american air force.
😂😂😂
Lots of women are choosing to home birth or freebirth now because hospital births are stressful and often times don't follow the wishes of the mother and just have an overall lack of understanding how women's minds and bodies work during birth. My hospital experience was alright, I had to so no to a lot of unnecessary things that they wanted to do to me, they thought I was crazy. My second experience at a birthing facility was better, I had a water birth, they didn't take my baby away from me right away to do stuff, I actually had my baby all to myself for hours before they did some regular procedures like weighing them. In the hospital they took my baby away from me right away but I made sure they did it quick and gave it back asap and didn't separate us. At the birthing facility they let me touch my placenta and look at it, I made sure they didn't cut my cord right away so that all of the blood went back in to my baby. At the hospital took my placenta away without even asking me if I wanted to see it. Both births were natural, both births were short(8 hours, 10 hours). If I have another baby I'm having a home birth. So much more freedom, so much more comfortable, so much more instinct allowed to be followed. I will have a doula and it will be amazing ✨ breach birthhs can happen naturally, river birthday can happen, as long as the mother isn't eating tons of junk food and animal products while pregnant, and eats lots of whole plant foods, exercises gently, stretches, reata, gets sunshine, lots of love, and knows that her body will do what it's supposed to do and all she has to do is go with the flow, her mind will let everything happen that needs to safely during birth. Women are amazing. Birth is the coolest experience I have ever had. It was not scary, it was amazing. Catching your own baby when giving birth is something every woman should get a chance to do(if they want) 🙂
This girl’s mom goes to my cosmetology school in TN! The baby is fine and healthy.
There has never been a vid when Tiff isn’t interrupted lol
the baby being born via car breaks was from the movie "Talladega Nights" (aka Ricky bobby)
Joe is correct. Gravity is a factor so squatting/ stand is ideal but uncomfortable for the women
laying down is also uncomfortable :/
I didn’t realise it when I first saw the twitter thread but they’re right, that was mad irresponsible. Thank God there were no complications.
I saw the river birth video too lol
Reupload?
I don't recall ever seeing this.... or do you mean they uploaded it within the last 24 hours, removed it, and re-uploaded it?
Ya man... maybe i'm having a major deja vu moment but i swear i've heard them talk about this. 💀💀💀
nah i thought they had done this story before, maybe I saw it somewhere else
I think it is a reupload because I remember them talking about this.
Don’t do drugs kids
Nikki Good Lucky lol!!
DIY birth wow this is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
Funnier than joe in the beginning.
Steve was like fuck this shit i'm out
Lol medieval times, there's plenty of women around the world who give birth without modern conveniences everyday in 2018!
Ricky bobby being born 😂
What I've heard is that they changed the way the positions of the women giving birth is so that it's easier for the doctors to deliver the babies whereas when the women are squatting, it's a lot easier for women but harder for doctors to deliver...
They need to update the podcast
That thing about women giving birth in the river is true david is right
MIKE KIKOuij Do I wanna know how you confirmed this lol.
That daft punk reference 😢
it's a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr day😀😀😀😀😂😂
Oh God. In regard to the river birth, I just realized that the homeopathic guy could be downstream gathering that raw water for the "probiotics" and selling that afterbirth water to consumers for $60 a jug.
How can you be allow to be on a airplane if you are pregnant? The pilot isn't too happy to make emergency landings and the flight attendants are probably not even trained to help the labor process.
Bless the internet
TUTORIALS FOR ZE WIN
I was on UA-cam and found BL anime.... I was hooked
I’ve seen that same river birth video lmao
Talladega Nights!
damn now that my semester is over im so early to these videos now LOL
Is Steve talking about Talledega Nights
She’s in the Air Force and momma having a baby in the Air Force is a no no
"Not in my head!" Lmao Geo!