I’m not a “lutheran” there’s been so many churches explode in my state I have no idea what I am except that I heard the GOSPEL, was convicted of my sins, broken over them and began to LOVE the gospel. I stuck out like a sore thumb in my family.
Translations: You're getting old! You're getting old! Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral."
This video needs a viewer warning ⚠️ do not watch while eating! We were eating lunch and my husband was laughing so hard he about spit out his food. ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
When Cindy Jacobs said “come up higher” and Chris pointed out it was “come up here.” Was funny but when the Pastor right below Chris said “She did her best.” My Diet Coke went everywhere b/c I was laughing so hard. Love you guys.❤❤❤
Sounds like you're hair is about to be every every white. Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral."
Pretty sure you didn't look up the reference. 😂Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral." Roasting hair? My brain can't comprehend it. 😂
Translation: you're about to get real old real fast. I'm not sure that was what she was trying communicate. :) Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral."
Thank you mr Roseboro ...love your channel ...love learing Gods Word. As a new believer in Christ from hinduism...i Really am in love with Jesus and i share whatever you teach me about Him .❤
A reminder not to eat or drink while watching for sure. The wind was blowing and we just couldn't stop laughing. When that one was saying gate keeper and watcher all I could think was ghost busters and the key master etc.
I remember Perry Stone was at our church a few years ago. He showed this video of fires in Cairo and tried to convince us that the horseman of death was caught on camera. I found the video online and saw how this horseman moved as the camera moved. It was lens flare.😜
I so love prophecy bingo it is so refreshing and a good time! I do appreciate all the teachings I’m grateful for all of it. It has really opened up my eyes and understanding of the True Gospel! Blessings
I'm not sure you want to harvest that. Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral."
Oh my goodness he really threw her in the marsh 😂 so much goodness packed in this episode!!! Get ready to smell me!!!😅 I got a bingo before you guys...booyah!!! Lol
This was by far one of the funniest if not funniest Prophecy Bingos ever! The sad thing is people go to these grifters for spiritual words instead of reading and studying THE WORD!
30 years ago I was caught up in this. Nothing has changed. Very same words. Just chasing an imaginary glory cloud. It’s painful to watch and I so feel for the sheep ignorant of church history and the true gospel. So even though I get and totally appreciate the humor here, it still hurts. Thanks for educating us.
The scream is that so many are pretending that they have signs and wonders when they do not. Lights, music, and a song and dance was all they got. Being stuffed with fluff and frazzled and dazzled, they realized it wasn't really worth all the hassles when they just fall flat and empty after the gold dust disappears. Searching hearts that remain broken and untouched among the hardened tears. Confusion and unanswered questions leap off all sad faces and every trained soul places a finger on your lips and softly cajoles Do not disturb the social graces In the distance I see a window and a warning; do not look. But view again I must and behold a person in a brook; who is holding up a scroll that says God's Word And whosoever will may come and drink Is what I heard. By me
I admit the most hilarious part of this video was when Chuck Pierce started prophesying about an hour into the video, the prophecy with the wind really threw me to the ground so to speak, because it was so funny and seeing all four of them too, I burst out laughing and I couldn't hold back either. All these false prophets all have one thing in common because they say a lot of the same thing or almost, without meaning anything and what is most disturbing in all of this because of their false prophecies they cause the flock of God to wander, because that they feel deceived by God because of all these false prophets. I have a very good verse for them in Jeremiah: Behold, I am against them that prophesy lying dreams, saith the LORD, and do tell them, and cause my people to err by their lies, and by their vain boasting: yet I sent them not, nor commanded them; neither shall they profit this people at all, saith the LORD. Jeremiah 23:32 ESV
Did you war for your Goshen? Did you press in? Did you REALLY want your year of Goshen? Did you sow the correct amount of sacrificial seed at the correct time? Were you in your secret place in intimacy with Jeeeeeeesus long enough? Did your mind get in the way of your heart? If you examine ALL these things, and sorry this is not an exhaustive list, and apply yourself, then maybe the Holy Spirit will move you in your sensing of the atmosphere and some shifting and shaking will occur to release the movement of the Goshen? Of course if you haven’t handed your baton to Katherine Krick, then nothing’s gonna change for you. Mmm mmm jeeeesus, ouch, praise god.
I want merch that has the "you will smell me," "(garden hoe)," and "Pharoh come down" on it. Just some of the best comedic moments from these "prophets."
Ohio campus will be here.😅 Pastor Chris, you never disappoint. My fav false prophecy chic Miss Nash! Thanks. Lana Vawser has the Charlie Pierce "word salad anointing".
I have been waiting for this.....thanks guys for a hilarious start to '24, and thank you Chris for showing me the truth about all these "prophesies" I had become almost addicted to.
PLEASE PLEASE PUT YOUR CHURCH WEBSITE UNDER YOUR DESCRIPTION. People deconstructing from charismania have been warned about calvinists and Reformers. They’ve never heard of Expository preaching. Thanks
Your laughing Josh, makes me laugh too 😂 the ridiculousness of it all ! What must our precious Lord think of these weird speaking prophecies that He did not utter 😊
I have listened to you for years and have wondered how you can be so serious and so crazy funny. The last few months, I will be reading some article that is depressing and I have started laughing, when I never did that before. I can't stop what the world will do, but it just seems absurd now, where I can't feel angry anymore. How will we change people that have jumped the shark!
For me, faster than I'm happy about. Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral." 😀
Cleveland TN is the international headquarters of the church of God and the church of God of prophecy. It’s COG Mecca, and where Perry Stone is located.
My almonds are coming faster that I want them to. Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral."
Gardens of beans...breaking the wind... your fragrance has been locked up... sending the strong winds...Well. I do declare! I hear your "holy laughter."
Smell me as I blow. That is definitely something that came from Chuck pierces rear. A prophecy that has a fart joke. My sides hurt from laughing so much
"Revival", "Revival", "Revival" : for the NAR is it about sinners repenting and getting saved, or is it just about 'revival' of signs and wonders and so on?
I’m not a “lutheran” there’s been so many churches explode in my state I have no idea what I am except that I heard the GOSPEL, was convicted of my sins, broken over them and began to LOVE the gospel. I stuck out like a sore thumb in my family.
You are…a ‘Believer’❤️
The “ smell me as I blow says the Lord “ took me out 😂
Gives the medical phrase, "inhale through the nose" a whole new meaning...
Me three😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
That was just horrible. We can be absolutely certain He didn’t say that.
@@Hannah-pc7hgJesus did say the sheep run away from unfamiliar voices. From that monstrosity we can’t just trot away. That’s 100m dash worthy.
Josh, thanks for the designation fauxpostle. It's become part of my regular vocabulary!
Yes, and fauxprophet!
“Get ready to smell me as I blow, saith the Lord”. I almost fell over laughing! 😂
Pull my finger anointing... I died 😂😂😂
This was probably one of the funniest ones yet. I laughed so hard I cried 😂😂
The almonds are coming! The almonds are coming!
Translations: You're getting old! You're getting old! Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral."
As I looked at the screen I got a vision of Beard's and got a word that I should grow One! This is the season of the Beard!
Preach it bro!
I was at a store and laughing so hard I was getting some curious looks 😅! Y'all were so funny! 💛
This video needs a viewer warning ⚠️ do not watch while eating! We were eating lunch and my husband was laughing so hard he about spit out his food. ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
This was one of the funnest prophecy bingo I have seen so far ! Love it
When Cindy Jacobs said “come up higher” and Chris pointed out it was “come up here.” Was funny but when the Pastor right below Chris said “She did her best.” My Diet Coke went everywhere b/c I was laughing so hard. Love you guys.❤❤❤
"Get ready to smell me as I blow, saith the Lord." 😂🤣
😂
Maybe their lord, but not my Lord!
Woosh...
They left out “of the flies”. That would make much more sense.
These people put experience and feelings above God's Word! Woe woe woe unto false teachers, preachers, and false "profits"!
“My wind will cause your garden to bloom”-“thats the most poetic fart joke I’ve ever heard” hahahaha
😂😂
Only Lutherans could have this much fun with charismatic evangelicals 😂
You’re correct, Patrick! ( said with an Irish accent) 😂
I Patrick@@lesothobound (said with an Irish accent👍
well maybe x charismatics could too.
Baptist here 😂😂😂
absolutely!
Prophesy Bingo- “The Game You Love To Hate.” 💥😳
1:01:28 - I think we all lost it here. I certainly did! 😂😂
I guess I missed Chuck saying that last night! I just watched it again with my morning coffee and nearly coughed up a lung I laughed so hard 🤣
The almond trees are coming, the almond trees are comming!!!😱😱😱😱😱
Sounds like you're hair is about to be every every white. Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral."
That's what I heard! Im prophetic!!!😂
When my almonds come, will they be roasted?😂😂
Pretty sure you didn't look up the reference. 😂Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral." Roasting hair? My brain can't comprehend it. 😂
And salted! 😂😂😂
Kay Nash: your almOnd treE wiLL flouRish!
Me: sudden urge to chop down the trees in my garden
Translation: you're about to get real old real fast. I'm not sure that was what she was trying communicate. :) Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral."
@@jeremybeavon4476That’s their point…chopping down the trees = removing their grey hair
@@Window4503 Problem is it grows back. :)
He's not saying to step into 'quality' .. maybe 'Koala tea'?? 🤔😄
Thank you mr Roseboro ...love your channel ...love learing Gods Word. As a new believer in Christ from hinduism...i
Really am in love with Jesus and i share whatever you teach me about Him .❤
A reminder not to eat or drink while watching for sure. The wind was blowing and we just couldn't stop laughing. When that one was saying gate keeper and watcher all I could think was ghost busters and the key master etc.
💯 I shot Diet Coke out my nose when they started with the Bon Jovi jokes all the way through. I love it when Chris and guests get tickled too.
Don't get me wrong...I love you guys, but I should know better than to watch prophecy bingo while trying to nurse/rock the baby to sleep. 🤣🤣🤣
That animation of her being thrown into a moor is priceless. 😂
was quite lovely
Once you wake up and are out of all this, I just couldn't stop laughing.
Many times I just laugh at myself for believing this nonsense. 😂
I remember Perry Stone was at our church a few years ago. He showed this video of fires in Cairo and tried to convince us that the horseman of death was caught on camera. I found the video online and saw how this horseman moved as the camera moved. It was lens flare.😜
Lol this was a really good one
25:39 I laughed so hard I nearly vomited 😂😂😂😂
“Throw her into the moors!”
I so love prophecy bingo it is so refreshing and a good time! I do appreciate all the teachings I’m grateful for all of it. It has really opened up my eyes and understanding of the True Gospel! Blessings
It has been a long time since I have laughed this hard. Thanks.
I’m sure the Smell me as I blow part of the video will be the most replayed! I couldn’t stop laughing!😂
Y’all I’m in the back room at work laughing so hard I’m crying. Omg I haven’t laughed that hard in so long. 🤣🤣
Can I claim "harvest" for all those almonds? Gonna do it.
I'm not sure you want to harvest that. Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral."
😂 Obama would love the almonds
Love that! Love that! Loved it! You made me laugh, I had to replay some of it! It! It was hysterical. Thank you for all you do.
Oh my goodness he really threw her in the marsh 😂 so much goodness packed in this episode!!! Get ready to smell me!!!😅 I got a bingo before you guys...booyah!!! Lol
This was by far one of the funniest if not funniest Prophecy Bingos ever! The sad thing is people go to these grifters for spiritual words instead of reading and studying THE WORD!
😂😂😂😂Thank You, Chris!! Prophecy bingo is always comedy gold!!
30 years ago I was caught up in this. Nothing has changed. Very same words. Just chasing an imaginary glory cloud. It’s painful to watch and I so feel for the sheep ignorant of church history and the true gospel. So even though I get and totally appreciate the humor here, it still hurts. Thanks for educating us.
Love Your Prophecy Bingo!!! Blessings To All!!!
The scream is that so many are pretending that they have signs and wonders when they do not. Lights, music, and a song and dance was all they got.
Being stuffed with fluff and frazzled and dazzled, they realized it wasn't really worth all the hassles when they just
fall flat and empty after the gold dust disappears.
Searching hearts that remain broken and untouched among the hardened tears.
Confusion and unanswered questions leap off all sad faces
and every trained soul places a finger on your lips and softly cajoles
Do not disturb the social graces
In the distance I see a window and a warning; do not look.
But view again I must and behold a person in a brook;
who is holding up a scroll that says
God's Word
And whosoever will may come and drink
Is what I heard.
By me
Creepy demon eyes progression over the years:
1. Kuhlman
2. Copeland
3. Krick
I admit the most hilarious part of this video was when Chuck Pierce started prophesying about an hour into the video, the prophecy with the wind really threw me to the ground so to speak, because it was so funny and seeing all four of them too, I burst out laughing and I couldn't hold back either.
All these false prophets all have one thing in common because they say a lot of the same thing or almost, without meaning anything and what is most disturbing in all of this because of their false prophecies they cause the flock of God to wander, because that they feel deceived by God because of all these false prophets. I have a very good verse for them in Jeremiah: Behold, I am against them that prophesy lying dreams, saith the LORD, and do tell them, and cause my people to err by their lies, and by their vain boasting: yet I sent them not, nor commanded them; neither shall they profit this people at all, saith the LORD. Jeremiah 23:32 ESV
I declare 2024 to be the year of my Goshen as prophesied by Cindy Jacobs. It didn't come to pass in 2023, but I feel a birthing now, baby.
😂😂
Did you war for your Goshen? Did you press in? Did you REALLY want your year of Goshen? Did you sow the correct amount of sacrificial seed at the correct time? Were you in your secret place in intimacy with Jeeeeeeesus long enough? Did your mind get in the way of your heart? If you examine ALL these things, and sorry this is not an exhaustive list, and apply yourself, then maybe the Holy Spirit will move you in your sensing of the atmosphere and some shifting and shaking will occur to release the movement of the Goshen? Of course if you haven’t handed your baton to Katherine Krick, then nothing’s gonna change for you. Mmm mmm jeeeesus, ouch, praise god.
@@salgar1234 I did not :(
@@clivedevilliers294 wellllllll, there’s your problem!! Work harder! Really mean it this time!
Your Goshen might need a C-section. Spiritually I have no clue what that means so I’m gonna let that speak to you via Vincent
In 2005 the Rhema church I went to prophesied the same “new sound” stuff. Same ole. Same ole.
I feel like🤮ing! How can someone fall for this? They fear no judgment?
I want merch that has the "you will smell me," "(garden hoe)," and "Pharoh come down" on it. Just some of the best comedic moments from these "prophets."
Justin Peters trying to fake a prophecy is up there too
Ohio campus will be here.😅 Pastor Chris, you never disappoint. My fav false prophecy chic Miss Nash! Thanks. Lana Vawser has the Charlie Pierce "word salad anointing".
Me too!
Oh no this was so hilarious,my gut was hurting just from laughing! Thank you I needed that.
How fun! Prophecy bingo! Always look forward to it!
I have been waiting for this.....thanks guys for a hilarious start to '24, and thank you Chris for showing me the truth about all these "prophesies" I had become almost addicted to.
PLEASE PLEASE PUT YOUR CHURCH WEBSITE UNDER YOUR DESCRIPTION.
People deconstructing from charismania have been warned about calvinists and Reformers. They’ve never heard of Expository preaching. Thanks
@Fighting4theFaith
Great news ! Another episode of Prophesy Bingo
Your laughing Josh, makes me laugh too 😂 the ridiculousness of it all ! What must our precious Lord think of these weird speaking prophecies that He did not utter 😊
So good to hear a Lutheran pastor stand up to Charismania. Its totally revolting to me today. Love prophecy bingo.
14:19 - almond advent calendar is needed.😊
I have listened to you for years and have wondered how you can be so serious and so crazy funny. The last few months, I will be reading some article that is depressing and I have started laughing, when I never did that before. I can't stop what the world will do, but it just seems absurd now, where I can't feel angry anymore. How will we change people that have jumped the shark!
My sister just got a BINGO hahaha
In 2024 watch out for that smelly fragrent wind
Goes with the shaking. I'm from Christchurch. When you have a big earthquake, the underground sewage system gets destroyed and things stink.
It took me a few days to get through this mess, but the Chuck Pierce bit was worth it.
Oh I need this right now! Thank you! ❤
I've stepped into a quality ... a Quality Inn!
"He will bring reformation?"
I've never heard "A Mighty Fortress" sound like anything as bizarre as their replacement for music
This was the first Prophecy Bingo I watched, and when it came to Chuck Pierce's "wind" propecy, it was like "What on Earth did I just walk into?"
"Eisegeting Fox news" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Josh's facial expressions are priceless😂😂
Yes, just like dad’s! 😄
BINGO! 59:36 The inheritance I feel like free space is the outpouring of seed. Chuck is doing his best mad-libbing today!
The almonds are coming!!!!
For me, faster than I'm happy about. Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral." 😀
And if you don’t laugh-you will cry!
Cleveland TN is the international headquarters of the church of God and the church of God of prophecy. It’s COG Mecca, and where Perry Stone is located.
I’m still waiting for my almonds. 😂
That’s nuts!
@@kaybrown4010 😂
@@kaybrown4010 ,🐿️🥜
My almonds are coming faster that I want them to. Ecclesiastes 12:5: "Remember him before you become fearful of falling and worry about danger in the streets; before your hair turns white like an almond tree in bloom, and you drag along without energy like a dying grasshopper, and the caperberry no longer inspires sexual desire. Remember him before you near the grave, your everlasting home, when the mourners will weep at your funeral."
Your son looks so much like you, it's fun to watch you working together
That’s what I was thinking too.🙂
Y’all! The snark is delicious 😂
I'll buy 5 of the "Pull My Finger" if you do it!! 🤣😂
Gardens of beans, breaking the winds, your fragrance has been locked up, sending the strong winds...Well. I do declare!
After this video Im subscribing 😂. So good!
I’m just starting to watch. I even had my alert on, but I was napping. LOL
It's always a red flag when someone says, "I feel that God is...".
Gardens of beans...breaking the wind... your fragrance has been locked up... sending the strong winds...Well. I do declare! I hear your "holy laughter."
Smell me as I blow. That is definitely something that came from Chuck pierces rear. A prophecy that has a fart joke. My sides hurt from laughing so much
This is going to be fun!
The pain of listening these speakers is new level next thing hallelujah
My bingp in the spirit of Led Zepplin: There's a lady who flows with the rhema that knows that the spirit will release all authority
"Revival", "Revival", "Revival" : for the NAR is it about sinners repenting and getting saved, or is it just about 'revival' of signs and wonders and so on?
You guys cracking me up ...is that me as a almond tree opening up?😊
Gosh-I hate being yelled at with an word salad that is a nothing burger. Preach me the pure word!
Prayers for these people to have conviction
🙏🏻Amen
Great episode guys!!! 😂😂😂
Smell my wind - my 6 year old daughter died laughing and spit her apple juice.
Now she replayed that section 4 times. 😅
I Like Josh, he tries hard. :)
Thoroughly, teethpullingly hard to sit through entirety but oh so much fun too 😂. Thank you guys.
"Smell me as I blow" is the new Old Spice slogan
Why does God give every one of these fools a different word? If God has a word for the year, shouldn’t it be the same word?
The farty anointing almost made me blow a sphincter laughing so hard
How have I missed this one??? This came out 2 days ago??? Ahgg!!! 🤔❤️✝️🙏
I love bear claws, so I’m pretty stoked about the almonds. 😃👍🏼
😂
I think it would be HILARIOUS if someone actually illustrated Chuck’s prophesies. 😂
14:10 “it’s been 84 years” 😂
“Catch the wave” you mean like the Max Headroom Coke commercial?