Hippo & Croc: How Humans Eat Their Food
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- Опубліковано 15 кві 2013
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• Hippo & Croc: How Anim...
You've seen the epic "How Animals Eat Their Food" and laughed along...but did you ever stop to think that maybe animals think how WE eat is funny?
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Oh yes I love shouting America before i eat half a table
Alexandra Mercado cant tell if serious or sarcasm
Mach ST I guess we'll never know....
Alexandra Mercado well I'm serious. It's starting to take it toll tho. The table is starting to cost a lot of money and now I can only afford low end tables
ulfbert my addiction will not be stopped
Same
Excuse me, Americans prefer our tables deep fried
Its Bebe I eat comments like this for breakfast. DEEP FRIED. ur food choices suck
Its Bebe
You are VERY wrong!! I like my table boiled with butter and salt.
Lol
With some ketchup on the side
And butter on top
As a half chinese, I am offended but laughing as hard as I ever did at the same time
i was literally looking for one chinese or chinese-american person in the comments lol
LOL SAME
I feel like people who are half nationality are more offended then full nationality
Legends say he's still eating half of the table to this day.
Lol
I am offended that the hippo didn't shoot the hamburger first.
haha yeah really.
nice
I know!!!! jeez louis. they obviously did NOT do enough research on American dining etiquette. it's horribly offensive to not pump a delicious burger full of lead before eating it. that's just offensive to the cook :(
+GenMinion it wasn't black
Flaming Curse oh shit. someone just went there. a shame too. we were having so much fun :(
Dude. I'm American. I do not eat like that. Only on Tuesdays.
Pike Johnson Same!!! but I do it on Fridays
Pike Johnson and Fridays
Pike Johnson American hippos do
Pike Johnson Friday only
Pike Johnson same 😂😂
As a secret Chinese spy I can confirm that’s how we eat and know this video has helped me blend in with the American society thank you from yours truly
As an American, I can confirm this is true. The only thing that not true is that we prefer eating the whole table deep fried thank you very much
Chinese: thats kind of offensive...
French: not all of us smoke...
Australian: we don't eat that food..
Americans: MURICA!!!!
Jack Leó wanna hear something almost everyone knows?
its a joke
지희김 ur mom gay lol
Jack Leó you a bitch lol
I'm *mURIcAn*
@@jackleo4435 how did u know?
What? Americans don't eat LETTUCE...
I need more ketchup...
I eat the ENTIRE TABLE...
I liked my own comment :D YAAASAAAAAAAY
Carpowich Family I love litten
Who doesn't
Carpowich Family xD
Carpowich Family
yes
where's my lays potato chips bruh
I wish they added an Italian one, I would have loved that since I’m Italian 🤣
All in all this was hilarious! The American one is definitely my fave.
As a French person, I can confirm that this is exactly how we eat!
I'm Chinese and i lost it when he said kungfu
Elexis Yap yeah, isn't King Fu Japanese?
Elexis Yap if not my bad.
ajlover41 Animal Jam No, Kungfu IS Chinese. It's just hilarious to us Chinese people when the hippo tried to mimick us with the mention of Kungfu, lol. Japan's martial arts are karate, btw
Lel. Triggered...
Spychalist okay thanks. I think Karate is what confused me ❤️
As an American, I can confirm this is true.
I see you everywhere, are you Jesus?
same smh
PowahSlap Entertainmint
🍭 Lollipop approves
As an American, I can confirm this is true.
As an American I am offended, clearly you do not know the history of Merica or you would not make such a sick joke
Jk lol
I am American and found this hilarious XD
the French human sounds like a motorcycle revving up 😭
I can confirm that when I walk into an American diner, all the tables are half eaten
You forgot 2 important factors for the american human:
The eagle and the shotgun.
omg xD
And the hippo needed to be fatter
And Americans don't just eat a burger, they add shit tons of fries and a puddle of ketchup.
+Carmen Xerxes don't forget the extra big gulp. 😂
Carmen Xerxes I'm American and I think that's hilarious XD
as a human being I can say that this is 100% accurate
0u0 :p no is %100 rude
You know that’s offensive to me and other people because I am Australian
BUT what if u r not a hookah ex: furry alien angel timelord?
True
Oml it's a joke guys quit bitching about it, jeez.
As an American myself- this is totally accurate.
But also - we don't usually eat the table, we don't want splinters in our mouths.
Remember to eat the whole table. :>
1:02 me when I haven’t ate for 7 years:
I have an issue with the American one. We don't eat half of the table. WE EAT THE WHOLE TABLE!
heh
Yasssss ❤️😂😂❤️ XD
Fr
we also eat the lizzerd
Michael Joseph crocodile, or alligator
It's not racist if you're a hippo
Digital Blade truuuue
Mewo
You aren't on the moon if there's trees
..... yeah i gues that makes sense
Digital Blade its Not racist because its about nationalities Not breeds
Had to come back and watch this video since I randomly remembered it today ... So hilarious
Literally same
This will never get old 😂
I too turn into a hippo and eat the table
Supercaliboo XDD
Supercaliboo lol i somehow randomly turn into a hippo and eat the whole table...heh...
Really? Y'all become hippos? I become a walrus. The teeth are so much better at digging into hard woods
What do you mean Asians only eat noodle.
We also eat rice.
lol
Rice with every meal-
Minty SK Candy Rice with rice-
Potato Creep studios RICE!!!!!
Chinese eat sheep meat
This is a amazing swap of How Animals Eat Their Food
Thank you UA-cam gods for gifting me with a childhood memory I forgot about
AMERICA!!
You forgot to say
Fuck Yeah!!!
SAWCLAN569 yes
SAWCLAN569 lmao true
SAWCLAN569 Ikr
Maybe they were trying for a more kid friendly... Yeah... Nevermind
Yes
HOW DARE YOU INSULT AMERICANS LIKE THIS??
We eat the whole table, thanks
Ariana Sanchez we are fat and lazy LOL
Serenity Slayz mmmmmmmm actually i disagree
Ariana Sanchez I love how well all the americans like myself are taking the joke
YEP
Ariana Sanchez yes
gotta be my fav video on internet today! lmao
I love this lol😂😂😂
As an American I am very offended...
It’s considered rude to only eat half the table
I'm very offended, too. :-(
Nathan Biller 😂
LOL XD
I'm Canadian
I am a American and I I'm proud of it they were just showing that we are blest and tend to eat a lot more than we should or we till we are full .Aso we waste a lot :(
I'm sorry but that's not how Americans freaking eat.
We eat THE WHOLE TABLE.
AND OUR DATE.
IMightBeADuck no we eat eat the world
Lorenzo Bhs WE EAT THE ISS AND THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM
IMightBeADuck SO FUKIN TRUE
Paper Man You must be very fun at parties. :/
Paper Man he is American who made this
Loved this😂
Omg the animal version! 😂 the human one Made me cryyyyy 👌🏻
No no no. For Americans, you pray first, then *eat the table*
It's Meg Shut up Meg
Captain Faptin you should pray
It's Meg Um, no. They don’t...
No no no. You pray, fire off a gun a few times to give praise, then you eat the table.
don't forget the eagle
In mother Russia, TABLE eat YOU!
Its "Soviet" Russia
PITCH YELLOW Soviet
YTBloo oops i typed it wrong
Winter Sparrow XD
In Soviet Russia Pikachu catches YOU!
As an American Citizen
I Can confirm we shove our heads
Into cheeseburgers
Bro this was amazing
Yep, whenever I eat my food I eat the food, my friend’s food, the plates, the candle, the tablecloth, and half the table
You also eat him and his soul
And eats earths hunanity
I also do this
You started world hunger
You also started global warming and you also turned the world flat
Hah everyone knows Americans don't eat lettuce!
How does it feel to be a fucking savage
holy shit. 😂
And that's why it changes to a 10 layer burger
***** same. I like salads way to much. 😂
Ya cuz they are fat fucks hahah
8 years old and this is still amazing
As an American, I am completely and utterly...
Rolling on the floor and laughing lolololol.
You almost got the Americans down...
BUT YOU FORGOT THE SHOTGUN
And the beer
And the bald eagles that we ride
Facts
And the huge bellies XD
RAYMATOAD ‘ and to eat the whole table
The Hippo does a better Australian accent then me and I'm Australian
Wolf Girl1259 i know right xD
Wolf Girl1259 I read that in a Australian accent xD Im so sorry
Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi! I'm Aussie too. And mates, who's eaten Kangaroo? I have
+Anime Queen Monique Warde I've never had kangaroo is it good?😀
Alreanna Ebersole Its not too bad. Taste like beef actually but plain
omg this is amazing!
Therapist : "Alternate Universe isn't real, it can't hurt you"
Alternate Universe :
I died at the american part😂
I like how the American one wasn't racist XD
JUST TRUe
Hi conner
It’s cause MURCA is a mixed bowl of races (mostly white people though, who’s ancestors are different.)
@@twistytoast5533 Americans isn't race
Fernando Aguirre That’s... What I just said.
THIS BAGUETTE 😂😂i'm french and thats soo fun
Finally a new fan made video on the most legendary random meme vid.
new????? *new????* think again, buddy
Since you didn't eat the other half of the table can I have it.
k shadow yes u may
Noah Killer123 thanks
Noah Killer123 may I have the chairs?
Mr.Despair 1 yes u may
Ognjen Ivanovic yeah
That hippo can use chopsticks better than I can 😂
Šåłtÿ._.Wėîrdø and he doesn't even have thumbs lol.
Šåłtÿ._.Wėîrdø i cant even use them
Raiden K.
0:21 how the hell can you not see his thumb
Šåłtÿ._.Wėîrdø First letter in your name is a lithuanian letter!!
The hippo is adorable:3
The last one was the best👌😆🤣😂
Hippo: this dingo on a stick is bloody ripper
Crocodile: thats affensive my cousin's Australian...and he's also a dingo
Im dead
Im so happy you didnt say alligator.
0:15 ROCKY NOODLES
Dingodile reference?
I have a small feeling that the dingo on a stick is the crocodile’s cousin..
i think the crocs aunt must have been very social then
IM OFFENDED WE AMERICANS EAT THE FULL TABLE TABLE NOT HALF
AlexX gaming SO NOT TRUE BUT XD
AlexX gaming fuck you
TheOnly ShinyUmbreon nigga do you not know what a joke is
I agree....I eat the whole table in one setting....not half.
AlexX gaming OF COURSE! FIX THIS GRSVE INACCURACY OR YOU'LL SEE ME IN COURT!
Oh my gosh when he yelled out America I started dying of laughter
the accents are spot on. I love it
America doesn't eat tables, we eat the whole kitchen fyi
That's pretty gay
Yaoi Is Not Explicit But I'm a guy...
With deep fried butter
Don't forget the chef
Yaoi Is Not Explicit ikr
I am American and can confirm that we eat that way.
no
liv lynn manner* you spelled it wrong-_-
I mean I don’t
Yes,we do
liv lynn I’m from America and my whole school eats the table XD
If you stop the video before the hippo eats half the table you can imagine he's screaming his head off😂😂👌
Man, table with dipping sauce is really good with a throw pillow on the side
That croc must be fun at parties
Ivan Pascuttini lol
Ivan Pascuttini buzz kill crocodile
HE'S THE DUCKING LIFE OF THE PARTY
Close, you didn't eat your friends food
OMG DUDE I WILL STEAL UR FOOD
FOX PARIDISE noooooooooooo
thats a bit rude... probely not for you
“🇺🇸 A M E R I C A ! ! ! 🇺🇸“
As a Salvadoran Mexican 🇸🇻🇲🇽, that was my favorite one. 🤣
Ayyyy so am I!!! 🇸🇻❤🇲🇽
That's very true, like really true (good animation)
Why is there no part 2, as a British person I am offended that I wasn’t made fun of 💔
Yeah. The British society is overflowing with fun stereotypes.🇬🇧
Also need Mexican people ! We probably juts like “If doesn’t burn ! Doesn’t taste !
Same
@@rottenbrain2516 and the italians
Well we eat the plate and chair so uhh
Dude, the American one was so freaking accurate, especially when I gets me a burger
Mr. Muffins so true
We are U.S. citizens. Citizens of the United States. The United States is a country but America its not a country, America its a continent. The whole entire continent was name America 269 years way before the United States of America became a nation or even existed.
America its not a country America its a continent.
Everyone on the American continent is an American likewise Asia are Asians, Africa are Africans and Europe are Europeans.
@@armandoruiz8758 first of all, dont care. Second off, not many people actually give a fuck, second off, the continent is North America, and the two continents together are the Americas, leaving the title America open as neither continent technically has it. So fuck off
Hard to believe this came out 10 years ago
Okay this is funny 😆
In Soviet Russia: Food doesn’t eat you because there aren’t any
I swear I see you everywhere ._.
But why would I get eaten by food in the first place
You mean north Korea?
i think ya 90 days are up..., also KING!
Bread 🍞 where?
Dude. Us Aussies don't eat the dingos foot, we eat it's friends, family and everyone mate.
Fabulous Llama of Doom No no no, we eat animals alive.
Fabulous Llama of Doom true. How's it goin on you parts
Hashthehorse Yes we do :3 😂
I can confirm this
Don't forget the roadkill, m8!
Bro was this before "how animals eat their food" or was that first either way this is awesome
the table is the tastiest part of dinner :)
the American one is a tiny bit inaccurate. We eat everyone in the room. It's a battle every meal.
Alex Cross we also shoot it before we eat it
Alex Cross hunger games
Alex Cross WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT, AM I THE ONLY CIVILIZED AMERICAN
TheOnly ShinyUmbreon cuz its funny
TheOnly ShinyUmbreon its a joke
I find this every offensive, I only eat the table if it’s cherrywood and there wasn’t a mountain of bacon on the burger. So inaccurate.
Ok boomer
@@jesusiswatching6763 That's not even how the meme's used.
Right! Smh
Legends say he is still eating this day
As a French human a can confirm this is true 😂😂
I'm not American.
I'm European.
I'm Dutch.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEEN I DON'T EAT LIKE AN AMERICAN!! XD
Galaxy the Dragon same lol
Kimberley Ligtvoet allu there Kim :3
I'm Dutch and I don't eat like an American, I eat like a dump truck!
Fuck taking the effort to chew, just load it all in there and swallow it whole!
...yes, including the table..
RagoxHatena HECK YEAH!! XD
Galaxy the Dragon dutchiesss
I'm Australian. _Why didn't you just eat Kangaroo instead??_
Best Aussie joke ever
Time Traveler: *moves a chair*
The Timeline:
It was different time, and it’s pretty funny
About 90% of the comments are about Americans eating tables Edit: make that 95%
Americans do eat tables
Yep!
Animals Rule ikr
Blue Moon fuck you
bjorn britto it’s true I’m American and I eat tables
Ahem, I am VERY OFFENDED!!!! US AMERICAN'S EAT THE *ENTIRE* TABLE! PSHHH
HAAAHHAAAA TRUEEEE
Tifani Hall , very nice. Just. Very nice.
True.
Tifani Hall I KNOW RIGHT?! SO OFFENSIVE
No no no no you are insanely stupid. We eat the walls, floor, and sometimes the ceiling.
I love the deep lore of this video
A M E R I C A ! !
*eats almost everything in sight on the screen*
I am American, and I am offended by that! It’s not “merica!” It’s, “MURICA!”
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂
When you try your best and you dont succeed
To be funny
MURICA! FUCK YEAH!
nah...it's
MMMMUUUUUUURRRRIIIIIIICCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You forgot the shotguns pfft
And I like my table cooked not raw.
Also.... Nah that's it lol
True Americans eat it medium rare lol
THIS GOT ME SO NOSTALGIC
As 1/2 American, I can confirm that I say goodbye to “America’s finest table.” 👍
The America one is too accurate
MCR Trashed,what does the scouter say about its accuracy level?
MCR Trashed oh yes I scream MERICA before eating a table totally accurate
Ognjen Ivanovic over 69,000
Reggy McMonkey WHAT; 69,000!?!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Ye but not for me i'm brittish..
Hippo: Oh hello mate! Would you like a cup of teeaa?
The crocodile is me at partys
crispy sauce 0:59 me eating at parties
crispy sauce you are very fun at parties
Yeah, pretty much me too, but I'm not ever at a party (wow what I said was kinda napstablook)
Is the joke that you’re not fun at parties or are you actually that unlikeable?
I like how this was made 5 days after the video titled "How Animals Eat Their Food"
As an Australian I can relate to this
1:00 *-AMERICA!!!-* *AMERICA FUCK YEAAAA!*
Just eats the whole ******* table
I’m not even offended by that because it’s true.
Homer:Mmmmmmmm table
Don't say the f word again or I'll hunt you down
Pikachu57 Gaming you don’t know where I️ live lol you can’t kill me
As an American, I can say that the American one was the most accurate! 😂
Please do a part 2 please. It's been 9 years.
i like how in american part the hippo just rekts the entire table lol