Hippo & Croc: How Humans Eat Their Food

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  • Опубліковано 15 кві 2013
  • HIPPO & CROCODILE RESPOND TO YOUR COMMENTS HERE:
    • Hippo & Croc: How Anim...
    You've seen the epic "How Animals Eat Their Food" and laughed along...but did you ever stop to think that maybe animals think how WE eat is funny?
    If you liked this video, watch crocodile & hippo respond to some of the best/worst/funniest comments on this video:
    "How Humans Eat Their Food" is brought to you by South African comedy duo, Derick Watts & The Sunday Blues. Enjoy!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 21 тис.

  • @alex-xy9mj
    @alex-xy9mj 6 років тому +6434

    Oh yes I love shouting America before i eat half a table

    • @portalenthusiast823
      @portalenthusiast823 6 років тому +87

      Alexandra Mercado cant tell if serious or sarcasm

    • @alex-xy9mj
      @alex-xy9mj 6 років тому +109

      Mach ST I guess we'll never know....

    • @damianmccarty8161
      @damianmccarty8161 6 років тому +92

      Alexandra Mercado well I'm serious. It's starting to take it toll tho. The table is starting to cost a lot of money and now I can only afford low end tables

    • @alex-xy9mj
      @alex-xy9mj 6 років тому +46

      ulfbert my addiction will not be stopped

    • @bigmaxporter
      @bigmaxporter 6 років тому +4

      Same

  • @itsbebe3695
    @itsbebe3695 5 років тому +6564

    Excuse me, Americans prefer our tables deep fried

    • @jakeyshakey5475
      @jakeyshakey5475 5 років тому +87

      Its Bebe I eat comments like this for breakfast. DEEP FRIED. ur food choices suck

    • @Nekojawz
      @Nekojawz 5 років тому +78

      Its Bebe
      You are VERY wrong!! I like my table boiled with butter and salt.

    • @lvhael245
      @lvhael245 5 років тому +12

      Lol

    • @toyotamarkIIjz
      @toyotamarkIIjz 5 років тому +38

      With some ketchup on the side

    • @larrrikin8614
      @larrrikin8614 5 років тому +22

      And butter on top

  • @drakoonicklikes2animate
    @drakoonicklikes2animate Рік тому +231

    As a half chinese, I am offended but laughing as hard as I ever did at the same time

    • @ericawu8779
      @ericawu8779 Рік тому +17

      i was literally looking for one chinese or chinese-american person in the comments lol

    • @puppygaminggurl2983
      @puppygaminggurl2983 Рік тому +2

      LOL SAME

    • @TinPanMan_REAL
      @TinPanMan_REAL 6 місяців тому

      I feel like people who are half nationality are more offended then full nationality

  • @Geewber
    @Geewber 2 роки тому +89

    Legends say he's still eating half of the table to this day.

  • @GenMinion
    @GenMinion 8 років тому +3248

    I am offended that the hippo didn't shoot the hamburger first.

    • @ryleymacwilliams852
      @ryleymacwilliams852 8 років тому +28

      haha yeah really.

    • @lindadeblois1721
      @lindadeblois1721 8 років тому +14

      nice

    • @MyTimelord11
      @MyTimelord11 8 років тому +64

      I know!!!! jeez louis. they obviously did NOT do enough research on American dining etiquette. it's horribly offensive to not pump a delicious burger full of lead before eating it. that's just offensive to the cook :(

    • @arsenicflask
      @arsenicflask 8 років тому +13

      +GenMinion it wasn't black

    • @MyTimelord11
      @MyTimelord11 8 років тому +14

      Flaming Curse oh shit. someone just went there. a shame too. we were having so much fun :(

  • @pikejohnson6409
    @pikejohnson6409 7 років тому +4719

    Dude. I'm American. I do not eat like that. Only on Tuesdays.

  • @fizzytears9515
    @fizzytears9515 2 роки тому +48

    As a secret Chinese spy I can confirm that’s how we eat and know this video has helped me blend in with the American society thank you from yours truly

  • @turtleduckeatmushroom
    @turtleduckeatmushroom 2 роки тому +11

    As an American, I can confirm this is true. The only thing that not true is that we prefer eating the whole table deep fried thank you very much

  • @jackleo4435
    @jackleo4435 6 років тому +3547

    Chinese: thats kind of offensive...
    French: not all of us smoke...
    Australian: we don't eat that food..
    Americans: MURICA!!!!

  • @peepeepoopoo8702
    @peepeepoopoo8702 7 років тому +1748

    What? Americans don't eat LETTUCE...
    I need more ketchup...
    I eat the ENTIRE TABLE...

  • @izzyshea8639
    @izzyshea8639 2 роки тому +41

    I wish they added an Italian one, I would have loved that since I’m Italian 🤣
    All in all this was hilarious! The American one is definitely my fave.

  • @annie.thomas15
    @annie.thomas15 2 роки тому +12

    As a French person, I can confirm that this is exactly how we eat!

  • @exs8241
    @exs8241 6 років тому +394

    I'm Chinese and i lost it when he said kungfu

    • @ajlover41animaljam17
      @ajlover41animaljam17 6 років тому +5

      Elexis Yap yeah, isn't King Fu Japanese?

    • @ajlover41animaljam17
      @ajlover41animaljam17 6 років тому +2

      Elexis Yap if not my bad.

    • @delimeat826
      @delimeat826 6 років тому +11

      ajlover41 Animal Jam No, Kungfu IS Chinese. It's just hilarious to us Chinese people when the hippo tried to mimick us with the mention of Kungfu, lol. Japan's martial arts are karate, btw

    • @mia-nq6rl
      @mia-nq6rl 6 років тому

      Lel. Triggered...

    • @ajlover41animaljam17
      @ajlover41animaljam17 6 років тому +2

      Spychalist okay thanks. I think Karate is what confused me ❤️

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 років тому +5526

    As an American, I can confirm this is true.

    • @Fraggle-
      @Fraggle- 6 років тому +30

      I see you everywhere, are you Jesus?

    • @ruthie5680
      @ruthie5680 6 років тому

      same smh

    • @xxendergirlxx7469
      @xxendergirlxx7469 6 років тому

      PowahSlap Entertainmint
      🍭 Lollipop approves

    • @shek7121
      @shek7121 6 років тому +4

      As an American, I can confirm this is true.

    • @m.ivyluna4632
      @m.ivyluna4632 6 років тому +15

      As an American I am offended, clearly you do not know the history of Merica or you would not make such a sick joke
      Jk lol
      I am American and found this hilarious XD

  • @galazy.
    @galazy. 5 місяців тому +2

    the French human sounds like a motorcycle revving up 😭

  • @Quaku
    @Quaku Рік тому +3

    I can confirm that when I walk into an American diner, all the tables are half eaten

  • @christianlara6289
    @christianlara6289 7 років тому +2798

    You forgot 2 important factors for the american human:
    The eagle and the shotgun.

    • @benjamin43_
      @benjamin43_ 7 років тому +4

      omg xD

    • @grantmacdonald3904
      @grantmacdonald3904 7 років тому +16

      And the hippo needed to be fatter

    • @TheIGITnBLUE
      @TheIGITnBLUE 7 років тому +20

      And Americans don't just eat a burger, they add shit tons of fries and a puddle of ketchup.

    • @Ari_C
      @Ari_C 7 років тому +6

      +Carmen Xerxes don't forget the extra big gulp. 😂

    • @benjamin43_
      @benjamin43_ 7 років тому +10

      Carmen Xerxes I'm American and I think that's hilarious XD

  • @idontknowanymore3693
    @idontknowanymore3693 6 років тому +2830

    as a human being I can say that this is 100% accurate

    • @cacigacha3842
      @cacigacha3842 6 років тому +3

      0u0 :p no is %100 rude

    • @narellebullock1997
      @narellebullock1997 6 років тому +5

      You know that’s offensive to me and other people because I am Australian

    • @malidrk8512
      @malidrk8512 6 років тому +1

      BUT what if u r not a hookah ex: furry alien angel timelord?

    • @yoshi_chuck05
      @yoshi_chuck05 2 роки тому +2

      True

    • @lorenzo3836
      @lorenzo3836 2 роки тому +2

      Oml it's a joke guys quit bitching about it, jeez.

  • @yelloweyedshadow5589
    @yelloweyedshadow5589 2 роки тому +12

    As an American myself- this is totally accurate.
    But also - we don't usually eat the table, we don't want splinters in our mouths.
    Remember to eat the whole table. :>

  • @Idkwhatmyhandlecanbe.
    @Idkwhatmyhandlecanbe. 8 місяців тому +2

    1:02 me when I haven’t ate for 7 years:

  • @jessicafaith6387
    @jessicafaith6387 7 років тому +2498

    I have an issue with the American one. We don't eat half of the table. WE EAT THE WHOLE TABLE!

  • @dragonscrafty
    @dragonscrafty 6 років тому +573

    It's not racist if you're a hippo

    • @sofiamerida227
      @sofiamerida227 6 років тому +1

      Digital Blade truuuue

    • @user-dp3fy3xm2c
      @user-dp3fy3xm2c 6 років тому +1

      Mewo

    • @novella473
      @novella473 6 років тому +2

      You aren't on the moon if there's trees

    • @brianna7829
      @brianna7829 6 років тому

      ..... yeah i gues that makes sense

    • @glennquagmire9572
      @glennquagmire9572 6 років тому +1

      Digital Blade its Not racist because its about nationalities Not breeds

  • @TakeAsNeeded4Pain
    @TakeAsNeeded4Pain 2 роки тому +3

    Had to come back and watch this video since I randomly remembered it today ... So hilarious

  • @carolinebilliot2298
    @carolinebilliot2298 Рік тому +3

    This will never get old 😂

  • @SooperKaleBoo
    @SooperKaleBoo 7 років тому +501

    I too turn into a hippo and eat the table

    • @twentyonephansatthearmysch4974
      @twentyonephansatthearmysch4974 7 років тому +6

      Supercaliboo XDD

    • @k1m.c0m
      @k1m.c0m 7 років тому +14

      Supercaliboo lol i somehow randomly turn into a hippo and eat the whole table...heh...

    • @shelbymoore969
      @shelbymoore969 6 років тому +1

      Really? Y'all become hippos? I become a walrus. The teeth are so much better at digging into hard woods

  • @potatocreepstudios5145
    @potatocreepstudios5145 6 років тому +1408

    What do you mean Asians only eat noodle.
    We also eat rice.

  • @the-rogamer7955
    @the-rogamer7955 2 роки тому

    This is a amazing swap of How Animals Eat Their Food

  • @thatoneguy5205
    @thatoneguy5205 Рік тому +1

    Thank you UA-cam gods for gifting me with a childhood memory I forgot about

  • @SAWCLAN569
    @SAWCLAN569 7 років тому +1334

    AMERICA!!
    You forgot to say
    Fuck Yeah!!!

  • @sriana5136
    @sriana5136 6 років тому +2659

    HOW DARE YOU INSULT AMERICANS LIKE THIS??
    We eat the whole table, thanks

    • @sofiamerida227
      @sofiamerida227 6 років тому +16

      Ariana Sanchez we are fat and lazy LOL

    • @blueflameaj8573
      @blueflameaj8573 6 років тому

      Serenity Slayz mmmmmmmm actually i disagree

    • @kingle1944
      @kingle1944 6 років тому +31

      Ariana Sanchez I love how well all the americans like myself are taking the joke

    • @BlueAngel_13_
      @BlueAngel_13_ 6 років тому +4

      YEP

    • @mikilai5568
      @mikilai5568 6 років тому +1

      Ariana Sanchez yes

  • @friendlyneighborhood1653
    @friendlyneighborhood1653 2 роки тому

    gotta be my fav video on internet today! lmao

  • @mollygurlxnow
    @mollygurlxnow 2 роки тому

    I love this lol😂😂😂

  • @nathanbiller7662
    @nathanbiller7662 5 років тому +5655

    As an American I am very offended...
    It’s considered rude to only eat half the table

    • @danielluster732
      @danielluster732 5 років тому +42

      I'm very offended, too. :-(

    • @Oreozal
      @Oreozal 4 роки тому +10

      Nathan Biller 😂

    • @JeffCuster43
      @JeffCuster43 4 роки тому +6

      LOL XD

    • @papyrustheskeleton6974
      @papyrustheskeleton6974 4 роки тому +7

      I'm Canadian

    • @unstopablegameing7115
      @unstopablegameing7115 4 роки тому +16

      I am a American and I I'm proud of it they were just showing that we are blest and tend to eat a lot more than we should or we till we are full .Aso we waste a lot :(

  • @ham2629
    @ham2629 7 років тому +4141

    I'm sorry but that's not how Americans freaking eat.
    We eat THE WHOLE TABLE.
    AND OUR DATE.

  • @caitlinmcguiness8677
    @caitlinmcguiness8677 2 роки тому

    Loved this😂

  • @LtVelez
    @LtVelez 11 місяців тому +1

    Omg the animal version! 😂 the human one Made me cryyyyy 👌🏻

  • @meghanjackson1807
    @meghanjackson1807 6 років тому +1091

    No no no. For Americans, you pray first, then *eat the table*

    • @ianmcfunny8363
      @ianmcfunny8363 6 років тому +25

      It's Meg Shut up Meg

    • @KJElliottIsCool
      @KJElliottIsCool 6 років тому +3

      Captain Faptin you should pray

    • @mich5595
      @mich5595 6 років тому +5

      It's Meg Um, no. They don’t...

    • @currentlyunderconstruction1128
      @currentlyunderconstruction1128 6 років тому +39

      No no no. You pray, fire off a gun a few times to give praise, then you eat the table.

    • @what4993
      @what4993 6 років тому +26

      don't forget the eagle

  • @fencerowe3083
    @fencerowe3083 6 років тому +7980

    In mother Russia, TABLE eat YOU!

    • @bl87d5
      @bl87d5 6 років тому +110

      Its "Soviet" Russia

    • @rydazel
      @rydazel 6 років тому +16

      PITCH YELLOW Soviet

    • @bl87d5
      @bl87d5 6 років тому +6

      YTBloo oops i typed it wrong

    • @thejetway536
      @thejetway536 6 років тому +2

      Winter Sparrow XD

    • @smaugthedragon1685
      @smaugthedragon1685 6 років тому +33

      In Soviet Russia Pikachu catches YOU!

  • @TheEditorChannel608
    @TheEditorChannel608 10 місяців тому +2

    As an American Citizen
    I Can confirm we shove our heads
    Into cheeseburgers

  • @nicoledoherty3440
    @nicoledoherty3440 Рік тому

    Bro this was amazing

  • @Sillykids
    @Sillykids 5 років тому +1107

    Yep, whenever I eat my food I eat the food, my friend’s food, the plates, the candle, the tablecloth, and half the table

  • @Fiierce
    @Fiierce 7 років тому +1396

    Hah everyone knows Americans don't eat lettuce!

    • @wafflezyup5089
      @wafflezyup5089 7 років тому +20

      How does it feel to be a fucking savage

    • @Ari_C
      @Ari_C 7 років тому +2

      holy shit. 😂

    • @bloody_buddys7786
      @bloody_buddys7786 7 років тому +2

      And that's why it changes to a 10 layer burger

    • @Ari_C
      @Ari_C 7 років тому +6

      ***** same. I like salads way to much. 😂

    • @peridotwhatisasurname7947
      @peridotwhatisasurname7947 7 років тому +6

      Ya cuz they are fat fucks hahah

  • @somegenericprotogen1095
    @somegenericprotogen1095 2 роки тому

    8 years old and this is still amazing

  • @arnoldmws6330
    @arnoldmws6330 Рік тому +1

    As an American, I am completely and utterly...
    Rolling on the floor and laughing lolololol.

  • @raymatoad1585
    @raymatoad1585 6 років тому +870

    You almost got the Americans down...
    BUT YOU FORGOT THE SHOTGUN

  • @crystalthompson229
    @crystalthompson229 6 років тому +286

    The Hippo does a better Australian accent then me and I'm Australian

    • @Lazuli413
      @Lazuli413 6 років тому +5

      Wolf Girl1259 i know right xD

    • @emillyjohnson3181
      @emillyjohnson3181 6 років тому +4

      Wolf Girl1259 I read that in a Australian accent xD Im so sorry

    • @Slimmon132
      @Slimmon132 6 років тому +2

      Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi! I'm Aussie too. And mates, who's eaten Kangaroo? I have

    • @alreannaebersole3676
      @alreannaebersole3676 6 років тому

      +Anime Queen Monique Warde I've never had kangaroo is it good?😀

    • @Slimmon132
      @Slimmon132 6 років тому +1

      Alreanna Ebersole Its not too bad. Taste like beef actually but plain

  • @southsurf8281
    @southsurf8281 2 роки тому

    omg this is amazing!

  • @N4DH1FN4H1F
    @N4DH1FN4H1F 9 місяців тому +1

    Therapist : "Alternate Universe isn't real, it can't hurt you"
    Alternate Universe :

  • @rapidk7307
    @rapidk7307 6 років тому +153

    I died at the american part😂

  • @kaigergalaxy8477
    @kaigergalaxy8477 6 років тому +726

    I like how the American one wasn't racist XD

    • @itsalreadytaken1420
      @itsalreadytaken1420 5 років тому +12

      JUST TRUe

    • @user-uy3ve5es4b
      @user-uy3ve5es4b 5 років тому +1

      Hi conner

    • @twistytoast5533
      @twistytoast5533 5 років тому +20

      It’s cause MURCA is a mixed bowl of races (mostly white people though, who’s ancestors are different.)

    • @recordstore2265
      @recordstore2265 5 років тому +6

      @@twistytoast5533 Americans isn't race

    • @twistytoast5533
      @twistytoast5533 5 років тому +6

      Fernando Aguirre That’s... What I just said.

  • @ShadowllFurr
    @ShadowllFurr 2 роки тому +1

    THIS BAGUETTE 😂😂i'm french and thats soo fun

  • @talamarice
    @talamarice Рік тому

    Finally a new fan made video on the most legendary random meme vid.

    • @lambdolls
      @lambdolls Рік тому

      new????? *new????* think again, buddy

  • @mr.despair1360
    @mr.despair1360 6 років тому +539

    Since you didn't eat the other half of the table can I have it.

  • @lemondropkid1469
    @lemondropkid1469 6 років тому +210

    That hippo can use chopsticks better than I can 😂

    • @SolaceHuntsman
      @SolaceHuntsman 6 років тому +2

      Šåłtÿ._.Wėîrdø and he doesn't even have thumbs lol.

    • @blueberryies7930
      @blueberryies7930 6 років тому

      Šåłtÿ._.Wėîrdø i cant even use them

    • @thatguylolbits
      @thatguylolbits 6 років тому

      Raiden K.
      0:21 how the hell can you not see his thumb

    • @mm-fe8sp
      @mm-fe8sp 6 років тому +1

      Šåłtÿ._.Wėîrdø First letter in your name is a lithuanian letter!!

  • @chubbybunnyspicnic9162
    @chubbybunnyspicnic9162 2 роки тому +1

    The hippo is adorable:3

  • @chrisanimated1743
    @chrisanimated1743 2 роки тому

    The last one was the best👌😆🤣😂

  • @vahstilopez122
    @vahstilopez122 6 років тому +614

    Hippo: this dingo on a stick is bloody ripper
    Crocodile: thats affensive my cousin's Australian...and he's also a dingo
    Im dead

    • @ratlord7030
      @ratlord7030 5 років тому +3

      Im so happy you didnt say alligator.

    • @ABasicCatALT
      @ABasicCatALT 2 роки тому +8

      0:15 ROCKY NOODLES

    • @lohialli4205
      @lohialli4205 2 роки тому +3

      Dingodile reference?

    • @chickensoup7029
      @chickensoup7029 2 роки тому +2

      I have a small feeling that the dingo on a stick is the crocodile’s cousin..

    • @justinpalacios4333
      @justinpalacios4333 2 роки тому

      i think the crocs aunt must have been very social then

  • @mexicanalex4105
    @mexicanalex4105 6 років тому +1256

    IM OFFENDED WE AMERICANS EAT THE FULL TABLE TABLE NOT HALF

    • @ACandCC
      @ACandCC 6 років тому +8

      AlexX gaming SO NOT TRUE BUT XD

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 6 років тому +2

      AlexX gaming fuck you

    • @jerrelllawrence4787
      @jerrelllawrence4787 6 років тому +9

      TheOnly ShinyUmbreon nigga do you not know what a joke is

    • @floweringgal9926
      @floweringgal9926 6 років тому +18

      I agree....I eat the whole table in one setting....not half.

    • @themindset4164
      @themindset4164 6 років тому +4

      AlexX gaming OF COURSE! FIX THIS GRSVE INACCURACY OR YOU'LL SEE ME IN COURT!

  • @lillybradford2220
    @lillybradford2220 Рік тому

    Oh my gosh when he yelled out America I started dying of laughter

  • @Hoodie350.
    @Hoodie350. 2 роки тому

    the accents are spot on. I love it

  • @yaoiisnotexplicit4595
    @yaoiisnotexplicit4595 6 років тому +1268

    America doesn't eat tables, we eat the whole kitchen fyi

  • @djspinmasterross3379
    @djspinmasterross3379 6 років тому +605

    I am American and can confirm that we eat that way.

  • @nemakanezer9638
    @nemakanezer9638 3 роки тому

    If you stop the video before the hippo eats half the table you can imagine he's screaming his head off😂😂👌

  • @JFailsGame
    @JFailsGame 2 роки тому +1

    Man, table with dipping sauce is really good with a throw pillow on the side

  • @thecommonfool2110
    @thecommonfool2110 6 років тому +411

    That croc must be fun at parties

  • @reggirockjohnson7498
    @reggirockjohnson7498 6 років тому +341

    Close, you didn't eat your friends food

  • @carlosalpalacios
    @carlosalpalacios 2 роки тому +1

    “🇺🇸 A M E R I C A ! ! ! 🇺🇸“
    As a Salvadoran Mexican 🇸🇻🇲🇽, that was my favorite one. 🤣

    • @tortugabug
      @tortugabug 2 роки тому +1

      Ayyyy so am I!!! 🇸🇻❤🇲🇽

  • @Bunny32612
    @Bunny32612 6 місяців тому

    That's very true, like really true (good animation)

  • @cora1235
    @cora1235 3 роки тому +1513

    Why is there no part 2, as a British person I am offended that I wasn’t made fun of 💔

    • @ellisclark7115
      @ellisclark7115 2 роки тому +32

      Yeah. The British society is overflowing with fun stereotypes.🇬🇧

    • @rottenbrain2516
      @rottenbrain2516 2 роки тому +21

      Also need Mexican people ! We probably juts like “If doesn’t burn ! Doesn’t taste !

    • @Bellinghamthegoat
      @Bellinghamthegoat 2 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @diegobortoluzzi3833
      @diegobortoluzzi3833 2 роки тому +6

      @@rottenbrain2516 and the italians

    • @curtbui3517
      @curtbui3517 2 роки тому +2

      Well we eat the plate and chair so uhh

  • @Bacchasnail
    @Bacchasnail 6 років тому +634

    Dude, the American one was so freaking accurate, especially when I gets me a burger

    • @datboywonder
      @datboywonder 6 років тому

      Mr. Muffins so true

    • @armandoruiz8758
      @armandoruiz8758 2 роки тому

      We are U.S. citizens. Citizens of the United States. The United States is a country but America its not a country, America its a continent. The whole entire continent was name America 269 years way before the United States of America became a nation or even existed.

    • @armandoruiz8758
      @armandoruiz8758 2 роки тому

      America its not a country America its a continent.

    • @armandoruiz8758
      @armandoruiz8758 2 роки тому +1

      Everyone on the American continent is an American likewise Asia are Asians, Africa are Africans and Europe are Europeans.

    • @Bacchasnail
      @Bacchasnail 2 роки тому +1

      @@armandoruiz8758 first of all, dont care. Second off, not many people actually give a fuck, second off, the continent is North America, and the two continents together are the Americas, leaving the title America open as neither continent technically has it. So fuck off

  • @kalebsmith8196
    @kalebsmith8196 Рік тому +2

    Hard to believe this came out 10 years ago

  • @lisafernandez217
    @lisafernandez217 2 роки тому

    Okay this is funny 😆

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 5 років тому +198

    In Soviet Russia: Food doesn’t eat you because there aren’t any

  • @fabulousllamaofdoom3303
    @fabulousllamaofdoom3303 7 років тому +262

    Dude. Us Aussies don't eat the dingos foot, we eat it's friends, family and everyone mate.

    • @Hashwaa
      @Hashwaa 7 років тому +18

      Fabulous Llama of Doom No no no, we eat animals alive.

    • @hannah7432
      @hannah7432 6 років тому +2

      Fabulous Llama of Doom true. How's it goin on you parts

    • @monolyth462
      @monolyth462 6 років тому +2

      Hashthehorse Yes we do :3 😂

    • @fromgsyea4200
      @fromgsyea4200 6 років тому +4

      I can confirm this

    • @harley5876
      @harley5876 6 років тому +4

      Don't forget the roadkill, m8!

  • @notaprogamer2782
    @notaprogamer2782 2 роки тому

    Bro was this before "how animals eat their food" or was that first either way this is awesome

  • @sodatheseabunny1921
    @sodatheseabunny1921 2 роки тому

    the table is the tastiest part of dinner :)

  • @alexcross1992
    @alexcross1992 6 років тому +383

    the American one is a tiny bit inaccurate. We eat everyone in the room. It's a battle every meal.

    • @aideenmorenos1792
      @aideenmorenos1792 6 років тому +19

      Alex Cross we also shoot it before we eat it

    • @jasmurakami
      @jasmurakami 6 років тому +13

      Alex Cross hunger games

    • @theonlyshinyumbreon
      @theonlyshinyumbreon 6 років тому +2

      Alex Cross WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT, AM I THE ONLY CIVILIZED AMERICAN

    • @aideenmorenos1792
      @aideenmorenos1792 6 років тому +2

      TheOnly ShinyUmbreon cuz its funny

    • @littlellama400
      @littlellama400 6 років тому +3

      TheOnly ShinyUmbreon its a joke

  • @blacksheepsleep2951
    @blacksheepsleep2951 5 років тому +366

    I find this every offensive, I only eat the table if it’s cherrywood and there wasn’t a mountain of bacon on the burger. So inaccurate.

  • @ethan17gamer74
    @ethan17gamer74 Рік тому

    Legends say he is still eating this day

  • @MaitreDoudou2000
    @MaitreDoudou2000 2 роки тому +2

    As a French human a can confirm this is true 😂😂

  • @carved_cuts
    @carved_cuts 7 років тому +379

    I'm not American.
    I'm European.
    I'm Dutch.
    BUT THAT DOESN'T MEEN I DON'T EAT LIKE AN AMERICAN!! XD

    • @kimberleyligtvoet9049
      @kimberleyligtvoet9049 6 років тому +4

      Galaxy the Dragon same lol

    • @annathesupercutedragon3928
      @annathesupercutedragon3928 6 років тому +2

      Kimberley Ligtvoet allu there Kim :3

    • @RagoxHatena
      @RagoxHatena 6 років тому +4

      I'm Dutch and I don't eat like an American, I eat like a dump truck!
      Fuck taking the effort to chew, just load it all in there and swallow it whole!
      ...yes, including the table..

    • @carved_cuts
      @carved_cuts 6 років тому +3

      RagoxHatena HECK YEAH!! XD

    • @teun1592
      @teun1592 6 років тому +1

      Galaxy the Dragon dutchiesss

  • @pinkrock1743
    @pinkrock1743 6 років тому +183

    I'm Australian. _Why didn't you just eat Kangaroo instead??_

  • @camerondreemurr8642
    @camerondreemurr8642 Рік тому +1

    Time Traveler: *moves a chair*
    The Timeline:

  • @tingo5331
    @tingo5331 2 роки тому

    It was different time, and it’s pretty funny

  • @dadpool6841
    @dadpool6841 6 років тому +900

    About 90% of the comments are about Americans eating tables Edit: make that 95%

  • @tifanih5699
    @tifanih5699 6 років тому +1438

    Ahem, I am VERY OFFENDED!!!! US AMERICAN'S EAT THE *ENTIRE* TABLE! PSHHH

    • @nixiatalekara5809
      @nixiatalekara5809 6 років тому +28

      HAAAHHAAAA TRUEEEE

    • @thetoffeecrow7314
      @thetoffeecrow7314 6 років тому +17

      Tifani Hall , very nice. Just. Very nice.

    • @uno6854
      @uno6854 6 років тому +10

      True.

    • @GreyEnvy
      @GreyEnvy 6 років тому +15

      Tifani Hall I KNOW RIGHT?! SO OFFENSIVE

    • @avamatthews1459
      @avamatthews1459 6 років тому +40

      No no no no you are insanely stupid. We eat the walls, floor, and sometimes the ceiling.

  • @MiracleWinchester
    @MiracleWinchester 2 роки тому

    I love the deep lore of this video

  • @skylarmcclendon6080
    @skylarmcclendon6080 2 роки тому

    A M E R I C A ! !
    *eats almost everything in sight on the screen*

  • @sploderguy3539
    @sploderguy3539 5 років тому +659

    I am American, and I am offended by that! It’s not “merica!” It’s, “MURICA!”

    • @silky-babes1475
      @silky-babes1475 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @silky-babes1475
      @silky-babes1475 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @josephs.5067
      @josephs.5067 4 роки тому +1

      When you try your best and you dont succeed
      To be funny

    • @cyberwolf8383
      @cyberwolf8383 4 роки тому

      MURICA! FUCK YEAH!

    • @Fritz357
      @Fritz357 3 роки тому +3

      nah...it's
      MMMMUUUUUUURRRRIIIIIIICCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @winkywonkey
    @winkywonkey 6 років тому +172

    You forgot the shotguns pfft
    And I like my table cooked not raw.
    Also.... Nah that's it lol

    • @achanwahn
      @achanwahn 5 років тому +1

      True Americans eat it medium rare lol

  • @shadowthehedgehog7442
    @shadowthehedgehog7442 2 роки тому

    THIS GOT ME SO NOSTALGIC

  • @Demon-Angel
    @Demon-Angel Рік тому +2

    As 1/2 American, I can confirm that I say goodbye to “America’s finest table.” 👍

  • @Rene-bt8br
    @Rene-bt8br 6 років тому +609

    The America one is too accurate

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 6 років тому +3

      MCR Trashed,what does the scouter say about its accuracy level?

    • @blueflameaj8573
      @blueflameaj8573 6 років тому +8

      MCR Trashed oh yes I scream MERICA before eating a table totally accurate

    • @reggymcmonkey5737
      @reggymcmonkey5737 6 років тому

      Ognjen Ivanovic over 69,000

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 6 років тому

      Reggy McMonkey WHAT; 69,000!?!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

    • @midorigurinu3036
      @midorigurinu3036 6 років тому +1

      Ye but not for me i'm brittish..
      Hippo: Oh hello mate! Would you like a cup of teeaa?

  • @Crispysauce124
    @Crispysauce124 6 років тому +282

    The crocodile is me at partys

    • @catlucasomeninogato6524
      @catlucasomeninogato6524 6 років тому +1

      crispy sauce 0:59 me eating at parties

    • @lamichael8659
      @lamichael8659 6 років тому

      crispy sauce you are very fun at parties

    • @sayinz902
      @sayinz902 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, pretty much me too, but I'm not ever at a party (wow what I said was kinda napstablook)

    • @Alsyoutubeaccount
      @Alsyoutubeaccount 5 років тому

      Is the joke that you’re not fun at parties or are you actually that unlikeable?

  • @Nutleader
    @Nutleader 2 роки тому

    I like how this was made 5 days after the video titled "How Animals Eat Their Food"

  • @i_love_slash_more_than_you
    @i_love_slash_more_than_you 2 роки тому +3

    As an Australian I can relate to this

  • @kempkaching8773
    @kempkaching8773 6 років тому +488

    1:00 *-AMERICA!!!-* *AMERICA FUCK YEAAAA!*

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 6 років тому +3

      Just eats the whole ******* table

    • @nicolerogers7544
      @nicolerogers7544 6 років тому +2

      I’m not even offended by that because it’s true.

    • @arthurmorgan5887
      @arthurmorgan5887 6 років тому

      Homer:Mmmmmmmm table

    • @calebsumner7747
      @calebsumner7747 6 років тому +2

      Don't say the f word again or I'll hunt you down

    • @kempkaching8773
      @kempkaching8773 6 років тому

      Pikachu57 Gaming you don’t know where I️ live lol you can’t kill me

  • @theparadigm8149
    @theparadigm8149 3 роки тому +211

    As an American, I can say that the American one was the most accurate! 😂

  • @itsthatkidagain7050
    @itsthatkidagain7050 2 роки тому

    Please do a part 2 please. It's been 9 years.

  • @Errorrrrr32
    @Errorrrrr32 2 роки тому

    i like how in american part the hippo just rekts the entire table lol