Jack Has A Point, Doesn't He? 😂☠️ | Pirates Of The Caribbean
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I like how the one guy just goes with it.
Good
Heck I would
That my uncle
That’s scrum, sort of a fun side character for the movie
Wow, love how it’s just “guy”. 🤣
That’s how bad the script was. This is the best summary of the film:
Script was horrible, Captain Jack Sparrow was amazing.
That's what wars are like.. A normal person, and the rest just sigh with their captain
The problem is with whoever wins. If your leader lost, you'd be killed anyway. If your leader won, you'd be killed for not supporting him. It's a lose lose, and unfortunately also how it works irl.
Sigh
@@thedodoboy534 "Kill them all!"
*sigh* "aye aye capn"
I mean the captain learns how to kill efficiently so he has more skill then the typical stab in the back guy that became captain so yes they would be scare shitless
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Blackbeard was on the verge of saying ay , but Barbosa was like fuck it
It was all Barbossa's fault then.
@@SoulCharizardGenerally is
Ah but the trick here is that Barbosa currently isn't officially a pirate, but a privateer for England with an English military crew. Had he been still a pirate right at that moment he would have gone with it, while giving his own first officer a few instructions on perhaps making things a bit more on his side should the fight not go his way.
@@ruthgar9753So he is a privateer in dead men tell no tales as well?
@@ruthgar9753 Accept for the fact that a vast majority of sailors at that time were actually criminals drafted from prisons.
Much like the Russian Wagner group in Ukraine today.
I love how Captain Jack Sparrow is powerful enough to say “hang on a minute” in a literal battle and everyone stops. then everyone genuinely LISTENS and even CONSIDERS it for a second. Truly one of the 9 pirate lords.
9 pirate lords? What's this about??
@@abhyudayanand5064 from the pirates of the Carribbean wiki, 'The Pirate Lords were nine powerful pirate captains who each claimed territories around the world'.
Jack Sparrow is the Pirate Lord of the Caribbean.
@@bashmad6198 ooo thanks for telling didn't knew about this. Thanks buddy
@@abhyudayanand5064 haven't you watched pirates of the Caribbean?
@@bashmad6198 Also funny how almost nobody respects Jack in his own domain
Jack making sense is so funny and underappreciated
He does that quite a lot, and yet people are always surprised.
@@littleredruri Damn that one cuts deep, I understand that pain all too well.
What gets me all the time is that somehow they hear him and stopped, listened, but didn't care 😂😂
@@littleredruri Nice reference mate! That was from 'Dead Man's Chest' right? When he's talking to Norrington...?
@@conwaypoteet4650 yep
"Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight? "
Alexander the great did.
Such a great fucking film.
No one knows history. Just movies lol
Not everyone but Many Kings did. Such as, Alexander the Great.
Many Queens did too. Such as, Queen Laxmibai.
Thats deserve to be called as a king
"Ah yes, the negotiator"
-General Grievous
😂😂 "Hello there"
@@Si-Fi.51general kenobi
@@skellytheskeletos8490 😂
More like "General sparrow"@@skellytheskeletos8490
@@skellytheskeletos8490 you are the bold one
Man, even Blackbeard was like, "That doesn't seem so bad. Let's just do that." Until Barbossa just decided to go at it anyway because he's Barbossa
Barbossa was having none of Jack's shit xD
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I see what you did there.
Because in that case, if he succeeded in killing Barbossa, he wouldn't lose too much men, and in extra, able to get the remaining of the Barbossa's man to work with him or sold as slaves.
Barbosa knew he couldn't win a 1v1 against black beard
Barbosa knew he wasn't gonna beat Blackbeard like that 😂
You gotta love how at that point, after everything that everybody went through, both Barbossa and even Blackbeard are actually stopping to consider it for even a moment, as if to say “he’s a drunken idiot, but he’s making sense”.
They were confused that he was making sense😂
How’s he drunken idiot if the rums always gone 😂
"he's out of line, but he's right!"
@@michaelwhite7378 ask Elizabeth Swan 🤣🤣🤣
They may think that, but why then is it always Captain Jack Sparrow who takes down the bad guys? Hmm?
😂it’s like Jack wants everyone to sit around to watch barbossa fight black beard while drinking rum, definitely works at least the crew can have a rest
I'm sure that's what some people do when they watch Pirates anyways 😂
@@randomclips7970 yep 😂
Don't forget placing some wagers. Can't watch a fight to the death without a bit of gambling too 😂
@@Jake_8_ like betting out of the two on who’s going to win 🤣they would bet a bunch of silver or something
@@nemesisstars1527 I think they should bet on how long it'd take for who to kill whom too
They all listened to him properly and ignored him wisely.. 😂
That was not wise at all 🙄
Wasn’t wise for those that died.
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"Your suggestions have been duly noted and have been promptly ignored."
@@zaimmm1006nice reference mate!!! 😁
Jack making the most valid argument in human history
The most logical sentences from Captain Jack Sparrow
What the hell?
Really? You obviously don't know Captain Jack Sparrow.
@@cb664 well perhaps, because he is as clearly as mud
@@hidayatullahwirasandha5243 That's because he's a complex character. If you don't understand him, it's because you don't grasp his depth or his word play. If English is not your native language, that is also likely a factor.
No mate I believe the most logical sentence was and I quote
"I gotta jar of dirt,I've got a jar of dirt, and guess just what's inside it!"
I like how Hector is just “is he really doing this right now?”
That classic eye-roll!
Jack didn't account for the fact that pirates actually like fighting. He's a different kind of pirate altogether.
Pirates hate fighting because fighting means injuries and deaths. Most pirates preferred to just look scary and have the merchant ship hand over cargo without a fight
@@justicedunham4088I don't know who told you this. I don't want to ruin the idealism, but I love history and the reality is that pirates were extremely violent. They would do just about anything to get what they wanted. The pirate age produced some of the most gruesoms practices, that even to this day are considered the most horrifying. And they wanted it to, they never wanted for peaceful pillaging, they absolutely wanted bloodshed and rape and thievery.
Just an example from an article I found, "[pirates] were known to place lit matches inside a victim's eyelids and slice off a man's lips..." Pirates were respectful and followed a code among their crew, but buccaneers from other crews and anyone so much as considered as the enemy were major targets. Prisoners and stowaways were forced to work on ship. If they didn't abide they'd be thrown overboard, sometimes from the head of the ship, which would leave them crushed under the wood or dragged along the side and drowned. I know that some history books discuss that piracy was in some ways an option of rebellion against the reigning royalty in those regions, but it was also the only alternative for escaped prisoners or tortured souls that weren't able to harbor a productive life on land. Piracy offered them a job, basic necessities, and a chance at riches, no matter how grueling.
We must fight... to run away.
@@becca2938 Many pirates were cruel rotten bastards, but those pirates tend to be the ones who died early. The ones who offered some sort of mercy, out of sheer practicality mind you not morals, tend to be the more successful ones. Both because they lost less money on repairing their ship, more cannonshot, hiring new crew, etc and also because pirates who let people go if they surrendered had the navy come down on them much less harshly. Because a pirate who only disrupted trade a little was a smaller problem than a butcher who was actively strangling trade.
Unironically piracy in the Golden Age of Pirates was one of the few times where a bit of mercy was the most practical solution. It got you more money with less of a fight, and you could rob people a second time as they aren't dead and can take to the seas again with more cargo to steal.
Pirate fights werent that fun the moment one rusty blade scratched you it was basically a death sentence
Man literally stopped everything like he was the father.
Daddy Jack
"That's exactly the attitude that lost you the pearl"
Nah he was probably drunk and courting some salty wenches lol
Capt Jack Sparrow = sensibility.... who'dve thunk?
It makes sense. Jack hates pointless killing and cruelty, despite his selfishness. For all he loves being a pirate and being a captain... he hates the part that is arguably the most important qualifier of being a pirate; attacking and killing people to steal their stuff. And it's why he has such a hard time keeping a loyal crew; his schemes and adventures don't earn enough coin, because he's just off on adventures or chasing excitement instead of looting and plundering, so there's not enough money to keep the crew happy.
@@Blazieth Surprisingly enough, killing people wasn't a huge part of piracy in the "golden age of piracy.". Not out of any moral reason though, pure practicality.
If people know you let those who surrender live, they are more likely to surrender than fight you. Which means less loot lost repairing the ship, buying more cannon shot, and hiring replacement crew.
Also people who live are more likely to sail with loot again, and you can rob them again in the future.
@@KaguroDraven Even so, Jack is still never shown actually robbing ships for loot. He spends his time either wandering aimlessly for its own sake, or chasing after legends.
I remember watching this movie for the first time, and when they continued to all fight, I laughed and was like, "Eh, good try, Jack." 😂
Jack: "I just.... I just need to understand something"
So you will fight against them they will fight against you only on the count of him wanting to kill him were is the sense
*nods in agreement*
Exactly. I say let them fight each other. While we lay back, watch, have a drink, place some wagers. Eh!
"Aye"
"very well"
Good Ending and 1v1
I love how they just stop fighting when he says "hang on a minute" like it's a safeword 😂
It kinda is if you think about it, that and curiosity taking over. 👀
I’m surprised they even heard him, over all the shouting and sword banging. ⚔️
I did like how jack in the movie mentioned how Blackbeards headless corpse swam round the ship 3 times as has been said about the actual Edward teach after his death
Huh?
@@inkyfreddy3539 Edward Teach is the real Blackbeard. He was alive during the Golden Age of Pirates and operated around the West Indies. He is one of the most famous pirates ever
@@jaxxonritchie1316 and he eat Yami-Yami no Mi, he is also high grade otaku who loves to smell women *wheeze*
@@samaelhyoudou1788 get a life
@@CamelThief his profile has a playlist of 10 hour videos of lolis breathing. I’m scared dude
I love how Scrum is the only one that’s on board 😆😆
Reason he was on the crew in the next movie and nobody else was XD
People literally used to bring picnic baskets to watch battles as recently as the Civil War
So, definitely fitting
Well considering battles have become much less formal and a lot more explosive... Yeah maybe being there isn't as common a thing anymore.
"He's outta line but he's right!"
Wrong series, but it fits
Barbossa face "ffs not this shit again" LMAO
They listen because Captain Sparrow often has brilliant ideas and solutions. He's no idiot, as some here seem to think. His dialogue is often clever and layered. Tia Dalma calls him " witty Jack." If you think he's just a drunk, you don't understand his character at all. ( Don't be misled by POC 5. It trashes his character.) Read the book, The Price of Freedom by Ann Crispin. It's about Jack Sparrow and is a prequel to the movies.
Captain Jack Sparrow
Has a lot of kung fu drunken master influence in his character
Those books go hard af🥶
Not just that, he’s a legendary figure in that world. Even the King of England is aware of him. He was responsible for the death of Davy Jones. He’s the only person to ever return from The Locker. He’s a legend. Why would they not hear him out
More like dehydrated
Barbossa: Kill'em!!
Blackbeard: No Quarter!!
I love how even blackbeard and Barbosa stop to listen to Jack in the middle of the fight.
Let's be honest, Barbossa knew Jack had a point, but he didn't want to give Jack the satisfaction that he was right and would rather die instead and went back to fighting 😂😂😂
Also he couldn't lose his face because he "stopped" being a pirate. Well, right after this battle he took blackbeard's ship and torn the contract according to people in the comments, i don't remember much, but i'll get to this point bcs i rewatch films right now
"Where is the sense?
"Sense is gone"
Like the rum
Reduced to atoms
CinemaSins: “The fact that they allow this monologue”
*DING*
As soon as I heard "Hang on a minute" I laughed so hard 😂😂😂 and I am still laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
that's how you know Jack truly is a respectful person with morals. he'd almost always try to avoid unnecessary bloodshed
The fact they all stopped just cause he said to stop. 😂
Jack was setting up a duel cuz he knew barbossa would kill blackbeard
Funny how jack ends up joining the fight too
Why fight when to negotiate: captain Jack Sparrow
All one needs is the proper leverage. If jack had the tear the entire time he couldve controlled the while thing in a way.
the thing I love the most is how this is cut so well that the end blends into the beginning so it loops perfectly into Jack just constantly trying to convince them to stop fighting
Scrum is that one friend that will always back you up
People fighting to the 💀and he casually stops the fight like hes in charge AND casually brings the idea about why are they fighting and not drinking… 😅🤣🤣
He forgot to say: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Parley?
Jack Sparrow : That's the one.
Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley"
That would be The French!
Gold comedy
You transcribed it! :D
Latin based o'course. Inventers of mayonnaise
Jack is the one with the most common sense out of all of the pirates so yeah he has a point 🤣
“So you will fight against them and you will fight against them All because of him wanting to kill him, Where’s the sense in that how about we let them back and we sit back and play some wagers”
one guys like ight 🤣 sounds good
I agree with Sparrah, just treat this like a gladiator fight while we all kick back, relax, drink, and gamble
Very realistic, pirates where smart fellas, 90% of all pirate attacks where non violent (fear was a very powerful weapon), why fight and die if they could just watch?
I can relate to this, everytime theres a scuffle between 2 people it always end up either party bringing 10 more people and they fight each other. Wheres the sense?...exactly 😂
Hector Barbossa:: That be an interesting point Jack…
Also Hector Barbossa:: KILL THEM!!!
Someone make note of that man's logic
I love how all of them stop to listen to him.
Only Jack can make a group of Pirates fighting stop and listen to him.
"people just don't believe me" -CJS
in scene before this
Lol Blackbeard was actually contemplating that idea after Jack said it but Barbossa was like fuck it
Captain Jack through and through...forever the shrewd negotiator.
I love it when jack makes sense of things. It’s hilarious XD
"Scrum is a sensible man"
"Wait what?"
I LOVE ALL OF THESE MOVIES SO MUCH. Barbossa and Jack kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rare character trait to be the most intelligent and drunk person in the room at the same time.
No quarter I can’t 😂😂😂
No quarter essentially means take no prisoners. Kill em dead.
You know its all screwed up when Jack Sparrow is the voice of reason...
This further proves that Jack is secretly the smartest and most capable person in the series despite his constant drunkenness.
For a supposed drunken idiot, Jack Sparrow was a genius.
He got a good point 🤣😂🤣😂😂
'place some wagers'
my money's on Jack
Sucka just gave us the meaning of a third party 😂
I like how Barbosa looks at jack and knowing him for years and the face he gives says "jack again with bullshit"
Jack the only man to pause a fight🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love it when Jack and making sense end up in the same scene.
People don't appreciate it, but it's remarkable how often those two things coincide.
I see what you did there
When Captain Jack Sparrow is making sense, you know everything gone to shit.
Jack has a point there
Correct me if i'm wrong, but wasn't WW1 triggered by a single assassination?
No, it was triggered by imperialism, the assassination was the excuse
It certainly was one of many reasons
No, most of the countries involved had been building arsenals for a decade or so beforehand, the were also lots of cultural and political differences between and within many of the countries, historic land claims etc. And the Kings of England qnd Germany like playing "wargames" with eachother. The assassination meant they got to put their arsenal to use, meaning it wasn't a waste of time, resources and money whilst having the biggest wargame in history, to that point.
Yes it was😑
@@nicholasmartin787that, combined with the web of alliances that led to Germany attcking France through Belgium.
"He's out of line, but he's right."
One man just signed it off and joined Sparrow. I like it.
Capt Jack Sparrow also hates conflict on a personal level as the character of Johnny Depp ❤ 😄
right... and then as a group they all go after the villain. reality scene
Hector just being completely tired of Jack's shit
They couldn’t handle how smart he was
You know. I actually wish they made it like a street fight. Where they gather around screaming and cheering as the 2 clash. It would be cool
This is literally the only way to deal with coflicts that would end in war…
thats why we all love Capn Jack Sparrow character so much!!
He is a different level of visionary!!
Hatsoff!!
Someone should have told blackbeard you have nothing on barbossa....
Jack usually makes a lot of good points.
But just like real life politics. Well, modern politics anyway. The leaders aren't even present, they're just barking orders from miles away behind a desk.
Imagine if most conflicts never happen because the people and armies said "Do it yourself!"
Except one minor difference: the leaders in this situation _are_ here. Blackboard and Barbossa. So your comparison doesn't quite work.
Save the politics for twitter
@@Tahkaullus01 I thought that was the point of why Jack said that. Why don't WE let them fight it out instead of all of us doing it too. After all it's the captains that were in disagreement with one another. At the time of my comment, other people had said the same thing.
I wasn't getting too political, I was just making an observation. I wasn't looking for a heavy political debate. The comparison was the just characters are giving orders and fighting while in real life those don't do the same.
Politics on Twitter lol yeah, no thanks.
Fine, Bibi Netanyahu vs whomever is leading palestine
@@eren34558 I agree. Strip the idiots of their leadership/role (if leaders, or just those picking fights) and if it's two (or more) throw them at each other and let them deal with it themselves. Everyone else can then go and live their lives unaffected.
Same applies to any other political conflict, remove the one(s) causing problems. We don't need to start political debates. Plus, most will at some point move on to the event and forget about this one. Most only care while it's newsworthy.
Quite clever here from Jack. He knows Barbossa is a better swordsman.
The son of a Horologist had sense
He will won't to fight him over him because one has the more money
I honestly am glad that black beard didnt frickin end up drinkin the tear because he is a really bad person
The most logical, grounded, & rational assessment Captain Jack Sparrow ever made in this movie. Too bad no one (except two people) refused to listen to Sparrow's reasoning! 😎😉🤔👍👍👍
"No quarter" gives me the chills.
Me trying to sort fights between friends or trying to convince my friends that it's not worth the time and energy to fight stupid people. 🤣
Scrub is so underrated
An effort was put 🤣
Understandable. If I would've came all this way armed and ready to fight, I wouldn't have wanted to sit still and wait for my turn.
Jack only makes sense when no one else does😅
Black Beard is actually gonna do that XD
Where is the sense?
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they are all lackeys fighting another one battle, let them fight it themselves
Jack has always been a smart, witty, bastard 😂😂, u never know wat to expect from him
Jack wanted peace 🤣
Yeah where is the sense
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For a drunk, he makes the most sense lol
Clearly Capt Jack has never heard of the military industrial complex
Best movie in the franchise
I beg your pardon?
1and 4 are my favorites.
@@georgeohunt2263 he just has a different opinion
I concur