The 35 year old guy still living with his parents is worried about this embarrassing moment, when in reality the parents are embarrassed that their 35 year old son is still living at home with his parents 😂
Помню как играл в Syphon Filter 2 на ps1, уровень Алжирской тюрьмы. И именно на этом уровне один женский персонаж кричит на всю громкость "ИДИ СЮДА, ШЛЮХА!!!". И именно этот отрезок уровеня я долго не мог пройти, и это повторялось в присутствии моих родителей в течение 15-20 раз 😂
@@mergy101dalmatians4 no, I actually did add something to the subject, because I gave a piece of advice that could be useful for this person or anyone who read my comment (which should be obvious ) on the other hand “respectfully” your comment doesn't hold any value (sorry for my bad English )
I had no idea where i was the last time I booted up Cyberpunk, but V and Panam just started having naked sex in that hovering tank while my dad was sitting next to the TV. He somehow didn't notice...I can't wait to see the look on his face when he gets to that point in the story though 🎉
If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. And repent And don’t do stuff bad and follow his will and listen to his voice and being a Christian is not easy
I mean… seriously look at the shape of her high heel and tell me honestly it doesn’t look like the key to some secret level door… I’d pause to think about what it opens myself
Me the first time I didn't want to get stabbed in the dick; turns out he literally gets stabbed in the dick when i went for the other ending and i went "I WAS JUST JOKING GAME!" I really shouldn't have bothered.
Its truly amazing how the developers animated her while only using one hand
oml I’m dying underrated af joke
what
I don't get it, where's the distracting part?
@@snakebebop you're either innocent, playing dumb, or not sexually attracted to women, take your pick
To who didn’t get it
He was prob talking about how he was mast*rbating with the other hand.
When your wife found out u cheating with a talking fridge
And your wife took that personally seriously
Fridussy
@@Oussama_On_Ladder I see what you did there with that “Ussy.” 💀
That hard drive though 😏😏😏
I would cheat if she has that rtx 😏
the real challenge was playing this game one-handed
Underrated comment ⬆️
🌚
@@amzxar5049 you are either a girl or too small to understand
Lmfao 🤣!!!!
@@WeGiveYouTheFiveG no it's not and you're begging for likes
Why did this pop up when I searched longest video on UA-cam
Nahhhh!
U will watch this forever
The devs knew exactly what they were doing
r/theyknew
That's the whole point in adding them
Considering there's a real horny robot in the game. And the fact that the protagonist acknowledges the twins hotness. They definitely do
Yeah.
Yeah they needed to add fanservice for the game to become popular
Man really had such cannon balls to withstand some 100 pounds of a metal heel.
*tons
And the spike
And a spike
And you know that P3 is a partial robot himself he has built-in implants and prostheses that give him incredible strength
@@notabirdboy pounds*
"The animatronics do get a little quirky at night"
At morning*
Lol
XD
cntr c cntr v ahh comment
🤑
If you focus hard enough you will see emojis above the scene
💀
Why did I actually not see them for the first 3 times
Yeah robot ones too.
“Sometimes, you got to lose, in order to win”
-a random guy on the internet
@TheCulturedGamer thankyou other random person
Reminds me of “ya gotta turn right to turn left” -old car from cars 1 that I forgot the name of
@@Groovy_mainalso very wise
Did i say that? I don't really remember
@@dialga737this game is an hour long so at least try
"No! WAIT!"
*Player flips and bends over*
"Ok, now do it."
💀
💀
Ayo?!
😢 well I see your doctor must hate you
💀
“The animatronics do tend to get a bit quirky…”
FUCK I JUST COMMENTED THIS
Its an android/humanoid robot, not an animatronic. Those are both 2 different things 🤓 (yes ik its a fnaf refernce btw)
Lol this fits alot
@@micah3331🤓
@@Do-not-ask-who 🤓
Since everyone else is saying stuff like this, I’m gonna just say it
Bro was fighting two battles at the same time
Or shall we say 3?
@@1nOnlyEternaltrue dat
Devs saw all those "step on me" thirsts and took them literally.
but we meant literally
We really did mean it literally wdym
@@GaminCatto fax
@@sandro3969 fax
Fax machine
Now you’ll never know why this comment has so many likes 🤷
Sechenov:What?!.
“I mean ow keep goi- I mean stop”
This game taught me how to play with one hand.
You failed the vide check "loads RPG"
@@justafox9773 bro💀
She landed on him and then moaned like bro 💀
To get him off guard
I heard it too 😂
@@Bongbongo You could have just stopped at off.
900th like
@@djinnxx7050game name ?
Him: "Crush ma bollz🙏🏾🙏🏾😭💀"
Her :
The game normally: “this is your final mission”
The game when my parents are watching me play:
😂😂😂
The 35 year old guy still living with his parents is worried about this embarrassing moment, when in reality the parents are embarrassed that their 35 year old son is still living at home with his parents 😂
Помню как играл в Syphon Filter 2 на ps1, уровень Алжирской тюрьмы. И именно на этом уровне один женский персонаж кричит на всю громкость "ИДИ СЮДА, ШЛЮХА!!!". И именно этот отрезок уровеня я долго не мог пройти, и это повторялось в присутствии моих родителей в течение 15-20 раз 😂
Btw, this is your final mission.
Oh shit not good @@deep.flight
“Gentlemen. I may not have a brain, but I have an idea.”
💀
Yeah, we can definitively put child in this roboco women.
@@X-tR3j What???????!!!! Bruh.... X_X
Robotussy???
?!
“The humanoid robots do get a bit quirky at night”
This one has me rollin down a highway 🗿💀💀🥶💀
This one has me screaming, "WAS THAT THE STOMP OF 23'?!?"
@@Robbinthehoodreal I think you’re confusing This was the stomp of 87.
@@ericamadams2258 the more stomps the merrier
@@Robbinthehoodrealmost important events on Soviet history:
Blood cells: Yo why are we moving so quickly all of the sudden💀🚗💨
Dad: "Are you winning son?"
Son: "I have to watch the cutscene again, so... please leave my room."
I have the power
500!!!!
1.1k likes and 1 comment? Let me fix that
@@L-M_A675 .
Cock and ball tennis 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I HAVE THE POWER
“0.5% of the players:🗿🍷”
99 likes no reply... What is this
don't know
Me…
Deez
Wdym 0.5% are gay?
The sexbots sure have gotten violent in these recent times.
What makes it different from real women?
@@pizzaslice3891yikes buddy... Yikes...
@@pizzaslice3891 based, buddy. Based.
I love this futurama reference
Nah it’s just some bdsm play 😂😂 nothing to worry about
WE GOT A SOVIET ROBOT BEFORE GTA 6 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
The 0.5% of people who didnt get distracted and won the battle: 🗿🗿
Giga chad 🗿🤝
**laughs in asexual furry**
btw what is this game?
@@nurseshark02 thanks bra
@@tys537 atomic heart
Never have I seen something made of metal look so soft and squeezable
This guy read my mind
I was thinking biteable
Look up 2B from NieR:Automata. She's an android
@@trevorveillette8415 no fuckin way that's an android
@@DarthMechRBLX it in fact, is.
Wise lesson: Even if there's no apparent hole, there's always a goal
Damn straight 🫡
But they do have a hole
I think its canon
@@NotBK666I mean it’s pretty strait to like girls
if there ain’t a door make a door
ayo
"BRO WHO TOOK MY CONTOLLER??? I NEED TO PRESS Y"
she mounts the protagonist, and is immediately satisfied from what i can hear
I was like I can't be the only one that heard that. A surprise sure but a welcome one
Istg that sound has me acting us 😂
В Русской версии нет этого Звука. Специально для англичан
I was scrolling through the comments and when I read this I heard "haawhwhwhw"
@@KoreaHangugo знали что наши не выдержали бы эти стоны.
"Man, these quick-time events are really busting my balls"
like really tho does in the cut scene they are stepping on your balls
True
@@randomnessLOLYNO WAY 😭
Same
So true😂
The fact that he still fighting back when she’s brutally, stepping on his nuts is astounding😅
Balls of steel
Ayo
His belly, not the balls
@@formersatthat’s his balls bro
@awkwardfreakinperson7936 Not... Its belly 💀
As I type this comment there are 2075 uploads on rule 34 about atomic heart
Normal ads when my mom is in my room
😂I just realized what you ment😂
😢😮😮😮😂nono
Gta loading screen when your parents were watching
"Did you made a no death run?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
"Everything..."
84 likes no comment? let me change that
@@TwistedAgonyi don’t mean to be rude or something,but why you comment without adding anything to the subject
@@WaterMelonian technically you did too
@@mergy101dalmatians4 no, I actually did add something to the subject, because I gave a piece of advice that could be useful for this person or anyone who read my comment (which should be obvious ) on the other hand “respectfully” your comment doesn't hold any value (sorry for my bad English )
@@WaterMelonian 🤓
This game took the phrase "It's worth dying for!" to a whole new level.
And failing NNN
How do you want to die
That one bro:
the animators REALLY knew what they were doing 🤨
They even posted R34 content on their UA-cam channel…
So... In game all doors are vagina styled... The really knew
We all saw something else didn’t we
@@sooder_fan1630 like the arrow pointing to her bum?
actually it acted by real woman
Nah Them Androids From Detroit Become Human Acting Up
NAHH U WILDIN FOR THAT I DONT CARE IF IM A MONTH LATE
Haha it's funny because your goku 😂😂😂
If someone knows stuff about androids its 100% you buddy 😅
SMAAAASH
eden club moment
28 STAB WOUNDS
The game when your parents comes in
I litteraly fought Friede in DS3 when parents walk in, same story
@@martintyrmer5484thank you for informing me of this. You have saved me from a similar fate in the future.
I had no idea where i was the last time I booted up Cyberpunk, but V and Panam just started having naked sex in that hovering tank while my dad was sitting next to the TV. He somehow didn't notice...I can't wait to see the look on his face when he gets to that point in the story though 🎉
☹😭😭😭😭
My parents walked in when I was playing this game and they said my dad said why is he stabbing him in the P!nes
I can't believe the animators managed to do this with just one hand
"Oh I died, I'm gonna have to just replay that part I guess 😏"
You sus bro 🤨📸
THIS IS FBI!?. OPEN UPPPP!!.. *BREAKS TO HIS HOUSE*
Stop being an nerd
FBI open up 💣💥
Reality.
GAME IS CALLED *ATOMIC HEART*
U should get top comment and pinned thank u
Thanks
@@grejson5274 your welcome
Thank you
Thank you
This comment should be at the top
The creator really know what gamer weaknesses
Yess THEY DIDDDDD
Playing with one hand
@@Alpharius_Dominatus💀
@@Alpharius_DominatusOn parle d'un robot 🤖 là ! 😂
@@damien9788and?
the thumbnail 💀😭
“but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should”
They should, they definitely should.
They also would
Should, absolutely should, no doubt about it
I just like at anytime the devs could of let her use those wolverine claws to slice off his arms off, but they didn't...for extra dramatic effect.
Is this a Jurassic park wuote
Your right… I was too focused on the thought of “why does her high heel look like a key for something” to press a button
Ong
And where tf did it come from? Her ankle?
@@SnowburnZtheyre robots so i dont think thats weird
So you all are gay, right? No hate, I'm one 🙋♂️😂
@@EndyMX no
Bro took "step on me mommy" to a whole different lvl
Edit: 2k like yall need to stop fr
🤨
FBI OPEN UP
Игру проходил? Это жена главного Героя
@@DWestor what
Bro I saw that video too💀💀💀😭😭😭
That 0.5% people: the non distracted one.
Nahh the devs had fun modeling her💀💀💀
With one hand? Don’t think so
@@broccolin💀
💀
What game is this
@@sonnyallender4111 why do you wanna know 💀💀💀
Btw it’s atomic heart
Great job to the animators for animating this with one hand
NAHHHH 💀💀💀💀
Fr 😂
🤨📷📷📷📷📷
AYYOO
Nah man 💀
The 0.5% of players are def the players who were playing the game with their parents in the same room lol
Me:
I feel like blind and deaf people can’t play games
Or gay
@@Morgoth_ASMR_Stopor selfcontrol
Xudsdf
I remember watching a kid playing this and he was screaming out loud and saying why is my pup growing😭
Most violent way to say "step on me mommy"
AYO-
FBI find this guy
BRUH
@@_SuperMarioGaming_ in a bit, I'm finishing my cannoli rn
@@FBI_Agent_69420 get this guy outta here
Bro, imagine getting distracted by a robot that wants to kill u
Booba
@@noahcabrera9870yeah
Men 😂😂
thats actually a very good idea for a real life assassination robot
@@samtoughman3928Not new. Human assassins already do that trick
*The fact that nobody even noticed that robot was standing on that man’s balls that robot probably weight like two cement blocks goddamn*
Lucky fella 😔
@@lordfrank2468, why lucky? More like unlucky: pain, damage, bleeding
That’s what I’m saying!
@fork228_V2 nah, that's lucky
A little CBT won't hurt would it?
being distracted because of a pixel is wild
The way she moaned when she sat on his lap 💀
correction: stood
@@midvightmiragerrection: sat.
She felt the rod stood up
What the fuck butters
Why did she moan like that? I didn't know robots can get wet
"Hey, keep that foot up a bit longer"
"What? "
"You heard me"
No.
Yes.
NGL, I'd try to hold that leg as long as possible 💀
Who wouldn’t, I don’t want to die by a fridge lol
@@BlastKetchup same imagine getting distracted by an ass lol
hell, i would start humping it
Bro
for W vision, I mean mission
"Stepping on the balls"💀
Game ads when my mom comes in:
Bro that's so true, I've had some pretty fucking weird game adds before
@@Absolutely_nulla when my momma comes in there was An Add abt some two womans eating which their asses Grow And then they twerk
@@123_Shinobu_Kocho_ yea there's some pretty werid ads fr, most of mine are jsut furrys and AI almost naked anime girls 😑
@@Absolutely_nulla same
Same
Are you Winning, Son?
nah
I just realized she's stepping on his balls 💀💀💀
Was it because u were distracted too
MOTHERFUCKER I WISH I NEVER NOTICEd
@@siddarthansaravanakumar3790😂
Its his stomach
@@FrostedxSubZnoooo her left foot !
I actually got jumpscared when she just dashed at the screen😂
The game is called "Atomic Heart".
Bet
@@MYTHCLIPZI didn't not expect to see a 5 day comment getting replied 3 mins ago 💀💀💀
@@knight75331hour ago 😂
LOL
LOL@@MYTHCLIPZ
“ we must focus boys we must focus.”
Sir yes sir ಠ_ಠ
Sir yes sir!
Stay?
Yes sir
“STAY FOCUSED BOIS!”
its amazing how the devs made the game with one hand.
the next hand was used for🤨💀
@@vasilkubynets something that should not be said as its in the unsaid rules
@@grapesauce5091 ye
What's this game called
@@zildjianmalsteinbautista7005 atomic heart
Meanwhile Scout-Mains: STEP ON ME!
the 0.5 percent that didn't fail:🗿
That 0.05 % were girl gamers
@@dneil5126 or gaymers
@@dneil5126 nahh
🍷🗿
@@ericleal157 💀
You failed this part because you weren’t paying attention. I failed it on purpose. We are not the same.
*i failed it because i was playing with one hand.*
😂😂
@@Spaceman_ghost224😮😏
@@Spaceman_ghost224😮
If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. And repent And don’t do stuff bad and follow his will and listen to his voice and being a Christian is not easy
0,5 % off the players :🤫🧏♂️🗿🍷
Hell nah if he resist and escaped it , that robot would totally be smashed💀💀
Pause
WOAH WOAH WOAH THERE BUDDY OL PAL PAUSE THATZ SUS BUD
Would
Fr
@@Shinsonic_godyou dont need to say Whoa like three times just say it once
“HOW DO I PRESS Y WITH MY LEFT HAND” 💀💀💀
See im left handed so I have no problem there
I don't trust people who openly and proudly talk about jerking and especially not those who do it with their right hand.
@@MrKotorX Then you would have to use the controller/keyboard with your left hand same issue
@@MrKotorX well than how you gonna press y with your right hand?
@@Andrew-Uruguaybro, do you people think us lefties have a hard time doing anything with our right?😂😂
Bro didn’t even try stopping her, he was like “yes mommy step on me 🥹”
He was trying to block the hits
that's why ur mom left u
Him: "harder~"
Her: "what did you say?"
Him: "Nothing.."
Guess it was quite hard to add any blood effects with one hand
😂
It was quite hard
mental illness flag
I didn't beat the game but I believe you are an android as well. Lotta in game dialog and situations point to that.
the blood went somewhere else
The video: ☄️🤖
The thumbnail: 💀
💀
Nahhhhhh
Those 0.5 percent of player are no simps🗿☕️
That cutscene looks like it would hurt
ur prob 8 lil dude
I mean… seriously look at the shape of her high heel and tell me honestly it doesn’t look like the key to some secret level door… I’d pause to think about what it opens myself
🗿🗿
@@CianLikesMennah u just a simp lol
Imagine getting killed by a soviet project
*Ahh yes a normal day watching a cutscene of a sussy robot stepping on someone’s balls in a game*
He got stabbed in the stomach
@@Zaido4211 you were so busy looking at her robussy, you didn’t even look at her other foot. Go pray or you’re going to hell.
"sus haha sussy sus amogus haha" 🤓
F--tjob you mean ?
Bro is just saying "OMG ROBLOX SEX OMG I KNOW SEX TOY OMG OMG OMG"
The one time thicc thighs did not save lives
I love this comment SO DAMN MUCH you wouldn't believe
@@xX-moonthew0lfie-Xx2009 me too
Jokes on her (it?), I’m into that shit
evrey feet finder enjoyer be like
@@Demomanflower nah and it doesn’t giggle but they made the muscles move some kind of way 💀
Her, they’re sisters
Same 🤣
💀
Respect to the 00.5 that passed this part 🫡🙏
Mfs attracted to a samsung smart fridge💀💀💀
How dare thy call a woman a kitchen appliance the misogyny😂
I can't doesn't mean I wouldn't
It has curves that's all I am gonna say
LMAOOOOOOO ☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭
I WOULD DIE TO HAVE THAT SMART FRIDGE STEP ON ME
Bro took "step on me" to a whole new level
""it's inside of me!"💀
@@cheese17382💀💀
💀💀
@@cheese17382I WILL PUT IT INSIDE OF YOU 💀
WOW😱
@@cheese17382"it's in do so deep"
I felt that pain-
The other foot ugh
@Camsaltcno it was near the groin
"Pain?"
the beginning made my soul leave my body 💀
I wasn’t distracted, I was fully focused on every inch of that screen and I just let it play out.
Jou moeder
0.5% hetero women who just wanted to play the game 😎
The women getting distracted anywaus: 🤠
bruh
No one is that hetero
Rule 34 :🗿
Yup
Gone hard
the 0.5%: "tf is this? anyways"
The only game that makes you wanted to fail
No wonder bro can’t spell, hes simping for a robot 💀
💀
@@alfiejones-jz2zy all he’s doing is following the joke, not simping lol
@@yet-another-cone-user it’s not a joke
@@alfiejones-jz2zypretty sure it is lol. the suspicious clip and the title just says it all
She really didn't have to sit on him like that and breathe shakily and stuff. I'd be distracted irl tbfh, man
Ikr btw wdyml wtf yd
fr fr ongod nocap
I mean it proves effective in combat clearly-
Natural selection is not in your favor
“99.5% of players failed this part because they were distracted” I have no such weaknesses
chad😎
Me the first time I didn't want to get stabbed in the dick; turns out he literally gets stabbed in the dick when i went for the other ending and i went "I WAS JUST JOKING GAME!" I really shouldn't have bothered.
Giga
Do not let these foolish intentions distract you
That is a bold claim though... they are insinuating that only .5% of players are gay or straight gamer girls.
Did she like... sever his spine with that last little push. Something definitely sounded like it cracked or tore at the end
The way she literally sat makes it even more visible 💀💀
"it"? what's it?
No I didn't pause it at that moment. Why would you even ask?
“Mam can you step on me” - Casoeh
It's CaseOh
You are BANNED
@@huracanamaro9631 srry
KITTYUHHH
M
The developers were very clever with defeating you in the game
Bro was cleaver
cleaver 💀
Editting doesnt help. You created a scar, it doesnt heal anymore. Own it and continue to use CLEAVER
"Players failed it bc they qere distracted"
Me: 💀👁👄👁
Bro took “But be careful the robots are quirky at night” to another level
(YES I KNOW ITS DAY BUT STILL)