Astronomia / Eurobeat Remix

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @tenderlointacostakoyakitra6898
    @tenderlointacostakoyakitra6898 4 роки тому +6186

    “How about I end this race with a double crash?”
    ~Shingo Shoji

    • @IrishWannabe
      @IrishWannabe 4 роки тому +184

      R.I.P Keiji Fujiwara 🤧

    • @ombrenoirdekiri7274
      @ombrenoirdekiri7274 4 роки тому +44

      @@IrishWannabe truh bro what a men *Tear drop* a true , a real men

    • @RalfarTV
      @RalfarTV 4 роки тому +21

      I wanna dance

    • @matthewmondragon2074
      @matthewmondragon2074 4 роки тому +49

      Spoiler
      Nakazato and Shingo are friends but too afraid to know

    • @jonhdoe4119
      @jonhdoe4119 4 роки тому +19

      doboru crashu ikouze~

  • @ClaytorYurnero
    @ClaytorYurnero 4 роки тому +5425

    Windshield - *Shattered*
    Axles - *Bent*
    Engine - *Cracked*
    Radio:

    • @polon9089
      @polon9089 4 роки тому +146

      and i know a guy who got an old polonez 1500 and drove it from Warsaw to Paris and back with bended rear axle and broken front left brake and destroyed gearbox... this guy is my neighbour

    • @sirwaffles5280
      @sirwaffles5280 4 роки тому +141

      Hotel - *Trivago*

    • @qtarokujod3401
      @qtarokujod3401 4 роки тому +46

      @@polon9089 from Warsaw to Paris in one tank...

    • @polon9089
      @polon9089 4 роки тому +18

      naaahhh... he was obviously fueling

    • @baggyeyes3291
      @baggyeyes3291 4 роки тому +12

      @@qtarokujod3401 funny part is most german tank radio's gets disabled the moment they leave the factory

  • @1minuteago
    @1minuteago 4 роки тому +5696

    Is it safe to drive on icy roads?
    Google: "icy roads should be driven with extreme caution or avoided entirely"
    Bing:

    • @dukem8774
      @dukem8774 4 роки тому +220

      I just went and actually ask bing and google these questions and that's basically the answers I got, google was a wall of safety stuff, bing wasnt....

    • @whytho.5807
      @whytho.5807 4 роки тому +185

      minecraft boat:

    • @Tekuru_
      @Tekuru_ 4 роки тому +24

      @@whytho.5807 HAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH

    • @oiman5733
      @oiman5733 4 роки тому +5

      Dukem r/woooosh

    • @Squishy_yhsiuqS
      @Squishy_yhsiuqS 4 роки тому +47

      Md. Ayeman Hyder how was this a woooosh?

  • @versthappening603
    @versthappening603 3 роки тому +2950

    "Woah, we're drifting!"
    "No, we're crashing. With style!"

  • @mobinm.mohanan
    @mobinm.mohanan 4 роки тому +5950

    *"THE PATIENT IS CRITICAL!!"*
    Ambulance Driver: **starts drifting*
    Patient's brain:

    • @manuelhung3804
      @manuelhung3804 4 роки тому +186

      That one Top Gear episode with the ambulances.. XD

    • @sevens12
      @sevens12 4 роки тому +33

      @@sdgsdgeswdgfregsdm2018 how did you know what i was thinking

    • @infamousjustice7083
      @infamousjustice7083 4 роки тому +36

      I almost spit my burrito out laughing.

    • @Oridemic
      @Oridemic 4 роки тому +11

      Underrated comment. And it has 1000 likes

    • @Mobilizes
      @Mobilizes 4 роки тому +6

      @@infamousjustice7083club penguin is kil

  • @godwinsbraimoh995
    @godwinsbraimoh995 4 роки тому +1550

    Evo 3: Accelerates ahead
    Takumi: Can i catch up to him?
    His engine:

  • @TheStaniG
    @TheStaniG 4 роки тому +2592

    Legend says this is what was playing on Takumi's radio right before his first engine died.

    • @klauserji
      @klauserji 4 роки тому +62

      This plays on ae86 funeral

    • @matthewmondragon2074
      @matthewmondragon2074 4 роки тому +44

      Takumi blow his AE86's engine two times, the last was really the last
      Or he think buying GT86 with 2JZ swap engine

    • @ragingfred
      @ragingfred 4 роки тому +5

      Legend has it that the coffin on the roof is where they put the blown engines

    • @Peltoniemiproductions
      @Peltoniemiproductions 4 роки тому +1

      @@matthewmondragon2074 I think he drives 22B nowadays

    • @shadowviper7255
      @shadowviper7255 4 роки тому +1

      Before the engine exploded this is what the engine sounded like

  • @shohdj6679
    @shohdj6679 4 роки тому +1265

    Actually impressed that there is not a single copyright claim.
    I guess it's *too fast for UA-cam to catch it!*

    • @hamza8895
      @hamza8895 3 роки тому +22

      that was epic and original well done

    • @renmizunashi
      @renmizunashi 3 роки тому +31

      Eh, remixes are usually safe

    • @primustheprotogen3169
      @primustheprotogen3169 3 роки тому +7

      Or Astronomia isn't copyrighted or maybe UA-cam doesn't care anymor

    • @hyperksaiki278
      @hyperksaiki278 3 роки тому +31

      @@primustheprotogen3169 astronomia is copyrighted but it's too fast for youtube to catch it *KANSEI DORIFTO*

    • @jennifersong5969
      @jennifersong5969 3 роки тому

      Ba dum~

  • @thecat9770
    @thecat9770 4 роки тому +3676

    "Can you send the body in about 1 hour?"
    " *MAKE IT 10 MINUTES* "

  • @dt1343
    @dt1343 4 роки тому +2414

    Turns on headlights after a dangerous overtake
    Engine:

  • @afterpasthours7504
    @afterpasthours7504 4 роки тому +1404

    “We’re gonna be late! The funeral starts in just 5 minutes!!”
    “More than enough time.”

  • @t.p9716
    @t.p9716 4 роки тому +2877

    Passenger: Stop drifting so much! You're going to kill us
    Driver: If we're going to die, we'll do it with style *starts music*

    • @OwO377
      @OwO377 4 роки тому +31

      Style 100

    • @yoshi7957
      @yoshi7957 4 роки тому +35

      **revs up to 13000 RPM**

    • @gaohao5964
      @gaohao5964 4 роки тому +8

      up up up

    • @kimoun2759
      @kimoun2759 4 роки тому +23

      ***FLY OFF THE CLIFF***

    • @bullseyerr
      @bullseyerr 3 роки тому +6

      nani devil number

  • @nekomeido
    @nekomeido 4 роки тому +2918

    *1970's:* "We will be having flying cars"
    *2020:* *_We have drifting coffins_*

  • @MarcedesAMG
    @MarcedesAMG 4 роки тому +772

    Basically every person's career in touge racing after Takumi thrashes them

  • @jorjor_wel
    @jorjor_wel 4 роки тому +4533

    When you were so into eurobeat that even your coffin starts drifting

    • @pinksywedarnoc8017
      @pinksywedarnoc8017 4 роки тому +138

      *why do I see a coffin drifting?!?!?!?!*

    • @Kralj74
      @Kralj74 4 роки тому +58

      We need this remix over the video of the Mario kart coffin drifting lmao

    • @viniciusaraujolago
      @viniciusaraujolago 4 роки тому +124

      NANI, DEADO DORFITO !!!!

    • @RanEncounter
      @RanEncounter 4 роки тому +9

      For reference:
      ua-cam.com/video/J9JlRLSGxjk/v-deo.html

    • @maewae936
      @maewae936 4 роки тому +13

      How about:
      "When you were so into drifting that even your coffin start Eurobeat" ?

  • @esalvador4197
    @esalvador4197 4 роки тому +978

    When my homie asks "wanna meet Jesus?" and goes mach 10

    • @jpase
      @jpase 4 роки тому +70

      What kind of car goes- ohh wait you didn't specify it was a car did you?
      *X-15 sounds intensifie*

    • @quantumxalt2834
      @quantumxalt2834 4 роки тому +16

      @@jpase you missed an "s" and its fucking annoying

    • @jpase
      @jpase 4 роки тому +47

      @@quantumxalt2834 I'm orry

    • @awesomedj8053
      @awesomedj8053 3 роки тому +8

      @@jpase dude just put the s there

    • @jpase
      @jpase 3 роки тому +22

      @@awesomedj8053 Why 'ould I do 'o?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +3109

    This plays when you're in 1st place and someone has a blue shell.

  • @remington870mag5
    @remington870mag5 4 роки тому +3627

    *N A N I?!*
    *C O F F I N D O R I F TO?!*

    • @fysioh4284
      @fysioh4284 4 роки тому +40

      I Giorno Giovanna, have a CAR

    • @riskisaputra2385
      @riskisaputra2385 4 роки тому +39

      Ba... Bakana!!?!?

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +20

      *OMIORA, MUI SHIN DE RU!*
      _NANI?!_
      (car horn and *slam*)

    • @최민듄
      @최민듄 4 роки тому +5

      ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 관짝 드리프트 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    • @Discontinuedalready7372
      @Discontinuedalready7372 4 роки тому +11

      @@boopsboops7692
      _*Omae wa mou shindeiru_

  • @yuku6921
    @yuku6921 4 роки тому +797

    Dad: Son, we're gonna be late to your uncle's funeral
    The Son:

  • @justarandompallbearer
    @justarandompallbearer 4 роки тому +669

    Therapist: Coffin Dorifto doesn't exist, it can't make you drift your coffin.
    Coffin Dorifto:

    • @king_alhosani666
      @king_alhosani666 4 роки тому +9

      Ok what happend when i do racing scooter in street

    • @arisciv
      @arisciv 3 роки тому +8

      COFFIN DORITO

    • @Red-32
      @Red-32 3 роки тому

      Now you can summon all therapists, this will be legendary!

    • @Nick-xm6og
      @Nick-xm6og 3 роки тому

      Lol coffin dorito

    • @phantomrider5652
      @phantomrider5652 3 роки тому

      Best comment ever dorifto gang

  • @Yoko_Grim
    @Yoko_Grim 4 роки тому +5154

    Takumi decides to become a paramedic, and is driving an Ambulance. Guy in the back is in critical condition, he won’t survive if they don’t get him to the hospital soon. He’s got a family waiting, praying for his survival, he only has 5 minutes. Traffic is tight, so Takumi has to go the back route.
    .
    Switching the Ambulance into semi-automatic, because they refused to give him a manual ambulance, Takumi starts down a mountain pass. At the bottom is the hospital, normally this drive takes 10 minutes. But he has to do it in 5.
    .
    Speeding up, lights and sirens blaring, he tells the others to hold on, and puts the ambulance into 4th gear. The engine roaring as he passes 140kmh, the ringing of his old Hachiroku playing in his mind as he slams the brakes, whips the wheel, and shifts. The back end sliding out as he drifts the first hairpin. 30 seconds passed, he needs to go faster!
    .
    Every turn has the other medics gripping their chairs, hanging on for dear life. He comes up on a yellow FD3S, and he’s given flashbacks, seeing his chance to pass this slow Mazda, he latches the tires in the inside of the gutter, whipping around the hairpin and passing the Mazda.
    .
    He’s going to make it, every hairpin was a work of art, every movement of his body was perfect, his surroundings disappear, and he’s now sitting in his Trueno, coming down Akina after delivering tofu at the lake. Sliding, drifting, shifting. It makes him feel happy. Every turn makes him feel faster, as the Ambulance, already going over 140 kmh, speeds up and the engine roars louder.
    .
    He’s almost there, he can see the hospital over the trees, just a few more turns! The next turn he pulls through, he spots it. A panda AE86, drifting through turns. He pulls up behind it, and challenges it, chasing down the ghostly 86. He needs to catch it. He needs to pass it. Revving the engine to its limits, he passes the 86, he can see the hospital, he’s almost there. Just one more kilometer and he’s there.
    .
    With a final roar, the engine blows, Hood flies open and the wheels lock up. Dismissing the initial shock and startle, he puts the ambulance into neutral and guides it in backwards to the Hospital. Pulling right to the doors, the workers immediately pulling the man out and taking him off. Seconds to spare. The man survives, and Takumi is labeled a hero. His father must be proud of him, while drifting the Tofu shop 86 up in heaven.
    .
    *(Thanks for reading, I appreciate it.)*
    *(Update: Apologies for the random periods, UA-cam's formatting screwed my story up when I tried to fix my addiction with the word "whip" and it's variations.)*

    • @bendito999
      @bendito999 4 роки тому +196

      epic comment bro 👌💯👊

    • @crispy_1347
      @crispy_1347 4 роки тому +281

      needs more likes cause I got really immersed

    • @Yoko_Grim
      @Yoko_Grim 4 роки тому +162

      anthony olguin
      Thanks. I wrote this not for the likes, but to let people see a whole different world than the one they live in.

    • @alienweeb1701
      @alienweeb1701 4 роки тому +90

      "He comes up on a yellow FD--"
      NANI!!!

    • @Random_dud31
      @Random_dud31 4 роки тому +63

      @@Yoko_Grim Too bad. You get likes, whether you like it or not

  • @haruto-kun3873
    @haruto-kun3873 4 роки тому +3437

    "You can't just slap eurobeat into everything"
    Turbo: **chuckles** Try me bro

    • @G_LD
      @G_LD 4 роки тому +106

      Turbo: car music go brrrrr

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 4 роки тому +29

      I can see this being the reason this channel exists.

    • @bmo3778
      @bmo3778 4 роки тому +20

      *sips beer* hold my coffin

    • @Zatweeb
      @Zatweeb 4 роки тому +18

      *Get in the coffin*

    • @kyuiFF
      @kyuiFF 4 роки тому +4

      Nobody like it's at 420
      Nice nice

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 роки тому +562

    This is what plays before you crash in the supermarket while drifting on the shopping cart

  • @gigaslave
    @gigaslave 4 роки тому +100

    Picture this: You've memorized the track layout perfectly, and pushed your PB time really far down. Next 'balance' patch, they change the curvature of the consecutive hairpins, and your muscle memory carries you into the guardrail, this song playing all the while.

  • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
    @NiCoNiCoNiCola 4 роки тому +911

    Takumi: *dies in a car crash*
    Initial D cast:

  • @strangelf
    @strangelf 4 роки тому +1084

    Let’s hope this doesn’t play when your drifting around....

    • @JackProPC
      @JackProPC 4 роки тому +45

      Rage Your Dreams 2: Electric Boogaloo

    • @baeguetteman412
      @baeguetteman412 4 роки тому +13

      *starts putting it into my playlist with 1000+ songs.*
      We will see.

    • @kultix2879
      @kultix2879 4 роки тому +1

      Just downloaded it lul

    • @marcosfigueira1562
      @marcosfigueira1562 Рік тому +10

      When you pushed too much your old 4AGE... 😢

    • @Bdupdup
      @Bdupdup 10 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @bastus9351
    @bastus9351 4 роки тому +8959

    LLEER

  • @soupdrinker72
    @soupdrinker72 4 роки тому +581

    Gastronomia

  • @m.s.e.advanced2842
    @m.s.e.advanced2842 4 роки тому +276

    When you lose control of your car while trying to drift

    • @FWORX711
      @FWORX711 4 роки тому +7

      Shingo be like

  • @BigAl2-u7e
    @BigAl2-u7e 4 роки тому +1882

    Takumi: **Turns lights back on**
    Engine: 13,000 rpm

    • @haavard1989
      @haavard1989 4 роки тому +63

      Takumi:
      Deaf people: CHANGE GEAR!

    • @ragingfred
      @ragingfred 4 роки тому +84

      When you over-rev your engine to 13k so you can pass a 10 year old.

    • @miso-ge1gz
      @miso-ge1gz 4 роки тому +21

      Keep in mind the other guy can't hear it over his own engine

    • @Fdragon1337
      @Fdragon1337 4 роки тому +14

      Then the vtec kicks in

    • @ventisette.
      @ventisette. 4 роки тому +8

      _laughs in Honda Hornet_

  • @SininenOtus
    @SininenOtus 4 роки тому +2958

    When you go drifting and realise you did'nt install the brakes.

    • @NWORails_Off_Topic
      @NWORails_Off_Topic 4 роки тому +23

      Oof

    • @KingTurkeySub
      @KingTurkeySub 4 роки тому +53

      For some reason your comment reminded me of My Summer Car.

    • @Ninja65656
      @Ninja65656 4 роки тому +46

      Decided to drift in a Ford?

    • @akiyamach
      @akiyamach 4 роки тому +73

      Brakes? *You only need more speed*

    • @avgmoose2568
      @avgmoose2568 4 роки тому +23

      @@akiyamach Speeeeeeed and powerrrrrrrr

  • @yゼノン
    @yゼノン 4 роки тому +150

    _人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人_
    > 秋名山で死んだ走り屋の幽霊 <
     ̄Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^ ̄

    • @isikuraider
      @isikuraider 3 роки тому +16

      _人人人人人人人人人_
      > 下り最速の棺桶 <
       ̄Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y ̄

    • @dangerllama9113
      @dangerllama9113 3 роки тому +1

      @@channelmoved2014 I thought it was Italian?
      😅
      👇
      🧢
      You get my cap...

    • @saitama-1467
      @saitama-1467 3 роки тому +6

      そ      れ      だ

    • @asrefw5255
      @asrefw5255 3 роки тому +5

      i use google translate and i still dont get it

    • @kawaiiasfucc
      @kawaiiasfucc 3 роки тому +4

      @@asrefw5255 _"The ghost of a driver who died on Mount Haruna"_

  • @alejandros4783
    @alejandros4783 4 роки тому +524

    Reasons to live:
    1-Turbo
    2-Anything else

    • @aldianoy.widjaja1986
      @aldianoy.widjaja1986 4 роки тому +18

      Supercharger

    • @Jan-jt8xy
      @Jan-jt8xy 4 роки тому +5

      Compressor

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV 4 роки тому +9

      Cars, Drifting, Racing, *(Real)* Music (Eurobeat included of course), some Sport you like, Ladies, Anime, Videogames, Memes and trying to achieve your Dream and Goals in Life...

    • @Heavyeloy
      @Heavyeloy 4 роки тому

      V-Tec powah!

    • @gabrielpoubel1077
      @gabrielpoubel1077 4 роки тому +2

      @@MiguelMedV Ah, the ladies... I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +1120

    "I paid for the whole coffin, I'm gonna dance with the whole coffin"

    • @inosukeee5270
      @inosukeee5270 4 роки тому +12

      You again

    • @inosukeee5270
      @inosukeee5270 4 роки тому +9

      Yo i literally see you everywhere

    • @nhathuynguyen4736
      @nhathuynguyen4736 4 роки тому +7

      Where are your fellows mutache, half mutache and beard?

    • @RandomRon005
      @RandomRon005 4 роки тому

      We meet again.

    • @NoovGuyMC
      @NoovGuyMC 4 роки тому +4

      @@inosukeee5270 because you're everywhere so you see him everywhere

  • @roadtrain_
    @roadtrain_ 4 роки тому +3775

    Can we all just. Appreciate that this is actually good.

    • @clockwork_mind
      @clockwork_mind 4 роки тому +66

      I found it randomly, without even knowing the original meme, and I listened to it like 5 times in a row, I enjoyed it so much.

    • @seanwhitman8353
      @seanwhitman8353 4 роки тому +16

      Same here honestly

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 4 роки тому +6

      Yes.

    • @atheneus
      @atheneus 4 роки тому +4

      amen

    • @NiZhiQiang
      @NiZhiQiang 4 роки тому +17

      Well,
      If you want an appreciation.
      I actually stepped on my gas pedal everytime this remix comes up. How's that for appreciation? XD

  • @NITROGLYX
    @NITROGLYX 4 роки тому +136

    Can't wait to see a game with drifting coffins, Road roller, etc.

  • @kyuma401
    @kyuma401 4 роки тому +977

    With the whole outbreak going on, this might as well be called "Coughin' dorifto"

  • @saltwater7366
    @saltwater7366 4 роки тому +914

    Ae86: **Does the gutter run**
    MX-5: **Attempts as well**
    MX-5:

    • @aggroknight4259
      @aggroknight4259 4 роки тому +11

      I was going to make that joke.

    • @zerikva
      @zerikva 4 роки тому +11

      Underrated comment

    • @williamzjordan1850
      @williamzjordan1850 4 роки тому +6

      I know it’s a joke but the 86 never did a gutter run

    • @williamzjordan1850
      @williamzjordan1850 4 роки тому +5

      Hence the fact he said I don’t feel my tires he fell into the gutter witch made him crash if Takumi fell in it would be the same fate so he went over it onto the grass next to the gutter so technically it was not a gutter run 🙂

    • @raptor1599
      @raptor1599 4 роки тому +1

      @@williamzjordan1850 It was the exact opposite according to ryosuke

  • @nimirceagdragos4713
    @nimirceagdragos4713 4 роки тому +391

    The moment when a memed meme become more popular than the original song.

    • @Dharsi
      @Dharsi 4 роки тому +5

      You mean every song in every meme, ever?

    • @klone-x6466
      @klone-x6466 4 роки тому +5

      when you realized that meme can be dead but not for the song

    • @thekeyboard11
      @thekeyboard11 4 роки тому +1

      Astronomia has 61M views and this song has 154K views

    • @nimirceagdragos4713
      @nimirceagdragos4713 4 роки тому

      @@Dharsi Yeah.

  • @refreshingmint9663
    @refreshingmint9663 3 роки тому +196

    Haters: You can't make a Eurobeat out of everything.
    Turbo: "I made this something way bigger than you're ever gonna be"

    • @theshrugggd3313
      @theshrugggd3313 3 роки тому +9

      e u r o b e a t r e f e r e n c e ?

    • @nelsonspencer2934
      @nelsonspencer2934 3 роки тому +14

      @@theshrugggd3313 "I made it this far and I'm taking it to the top" 😉

    • @cxctuses
      @cxctuses 3 роки тому +6

      nice the top reference!

    • @marcosfigueira1562
      @marcosfigueira1562 3 роки тому +3

      I understood that reference 👌

    • @therzn86
      @therzn86 2 роки тому

      @@nelsonspencer2934 " I CAME UP FROM THE BOTTOM, AND INTO THE TOP " **Subscriber stonks**

  • @TopGear25S
    @TopGear25S 4 роки тому +174

    Takumi: Races Shinji
    The AE86's engine at the end of the race:

  • @kujrsa
    @kujrsa 4 роки тому +244

    Instead of delivering tofu, we deliver dead bodies.

    • @bootaroshoejo7210
      @bootaroshoejo7210 4 роки тому +20

      Even tastier.

    • @ZFAIRGENTLEMAN
      @ZFAIRGENTLEMAN 4 роки тому +17

      *We just got a order from Logan Paul*

    • @frozensolid8968
      @frozensolid8968 4 роки тому +3

      Hey bunta! One order of fried dead body please!

    • @walabter1887
      @walabter1887 4 роки тому +2

      Graveyards in quarantine be like: *Die at home please social distancing*

    • @kujrsa
      @kujrsa 4 роки тому +3

      Bootaro Shoejo r/cursedcomments

  • @christianabad9982
    @christianabad9982 4 роки тому +79

    Admit it, this is a crossover nobody asked for, but everybody's looking for.

  • @Raivon
    @Raivon 3 роки тому +73

    "Ah fuck I trashed my car."
    "Don't worry, they're coming as fast as they can."
    "The ambulance, right?"
    "..."
    *_"The ambulance, right?"_*

    • @therzn86
      @therzn86 2 роки тому +5

      Good ending: the Ambulance came
      Bad ending: shinigami cane

  • @ThatChester
    @ThatChester 4 роки тому +1374

    When you put on Eurobeat on the radio but got this instead
    God: *Your free trial of living has expired.*

    • @svrona7696
      @svrona7696 4 роки тому +20

      Is that a challenge or something?

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +11

      SvRona 762
      *yes*

    • @aggroknight4259
      @aggroknight4259 4 роки тому +11

      When you almost get smitten by a bolt of lightning, but you just drift around it.

    • @NWORails_Off_Topic
      @NWORails_Off_Topic 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @ZakRC_
      @ZakRC_ 4 роки тому +3

      @@aggroknight4259 Big funny

  • @ibeastee2435
    @ibeastee2435 4 роки тому +882

    Funeral: *Starts in 3 minutes*
    The hearse running late:

    • @raptor1599
      @raptor1599 4 роки тому +12

      So is the driver takumi or is takumi dead but possessed the driver?

    • @blackhawk3975
      @blackhawk3975 4 роки тому +8

      @@raptor1599 yes

    • @teememetan3494
      @teememetan3494 4 роки тому +1

      Comin at jo boIIIIIOOOIIIIUUUIIIIIIIIIIIOIOIIIIIIIIII
      IIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @a_sean0305
      @a_sean0305 4 роки тому +1

      I liked this comment but I didnt wanna piss off satan :p

    • @ピアノマン-k1y
      @ピアノマン-k1y 4 роки тому

      Gottee

  • @weightoftheworld64
    @weightoftheworld64 4 роки тому +143

    Imagine you’re driving and these guys just start drifting at you.

  • @Cola_Sprite
    @Cola_Sprite 4 роки тому +623

    When you got shot, stabbed, broken bones
    But your girlfriend said *my parents aren't home*

    • @Fransenn
      @Fransenn 4 роки тому +29

      Simp move

    • @cptTK421
      @cptTK421 4 роки тому +23

      If I'm gonna die, I'm finna die happy dammit

    • @vatsalyashrotriya425
      @vatsalyashrotriya425 4 роки тому +12

      Bold of you to assume I've one

    • @da_rektor3958
      @da_rektor3958 3 роки тому +7

      @@vatsalyashrotriya425 big OOF

    • @lifegoeson494
      @lifegoeson494 3 роки тому +5

      "I am gonna breed her till my death."

  • @nickbeatz6110
    @nickbeatz6110 4 роки тому +271

    Shingo: Tries to hit Takumi with his EG6
    Takumi: Avoids it
    Shingo:

  • @L3X1N
    @L3X1N 4 роки тому +112

    When you forget you're not on Initial D and try to drift on a cliffside road.

  • @kingofskrubsq7627
    @kingofskrubsq7627 4 роки тому +386

    hold up the car says “funeral parlor” does it or does it not

  • @Johnny-ch
    @Johnny-ch 3 роки тому +13

    ダメだw あるMAD動画でNAロードスターが祭り上げられてるシーンが脳内再生される(笑)

  • @reflex3843
    @reflex3843 4 роки тому +209

    Initial D Astronomia Stage:
    Bunta owns a Funeral Home with a modified hearse, which is driven by Takumi, as he picks up dead bodies and brings them back. The hearse is black and white and has a black decal reading "Fujiwara Funeral Undertaker". This song plays as a soundtrack.

    • @earthisadinosaur2338
      @earthisadinosaur2338 4 роки тому +8

      Aperture Laboratories sometimes Takumi brings extra bodies on the way back

    • @marielikes2502
      @marielikes2502 4 роки тому +1

      @@earthisadinosaur2338 ranges from animals to small children exclusively

  • @yodaskoda117
    @yodaskoda117 4 роки тому +169

    When the roads are empty enough for the hearse to drift.

    • @polon9089
      @polon9089 4 роки тому +6

      but suddenly there is a traffic jam and your dad tells you that the sidewalk is wide enough

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 4 роки тому +1

      @@polon9089 ZA DORIFTO

    • @x3-LSTR-512
      @x3-LSTR-512 4 роки тому +1

      Binz hearse will it drift? Look it up on youtube

    • @polon9089
      @polon9089 4 роки тому

      @@x3-LSTR-512 send link pls

    • @hongthainguyen5334
      @hongthainguyen5334 4 роки тому

      Big Yoshi Sounds like an Autocar episode by Steve Sutscliffe.

  • @matteussilvestre8583
    @matteussilvestre8583 4 роки тому +398

    I clicked because of the memes but this is actually great.

    • @VariaSweetGuardian
      @VariaSweetGuardian 4 роки тому +8

      Was there any doubt?

    • @Monk3y_C
      @Monk3y_C 4 роки тому +5

      See his other remixes then. You'll love them

    • @jovem1358
      @jovem1358 4 роки тому +5

      Hahaha most of us started like that

    • @astroth5057
      @astroth5057 4 роки тому +2

      @@VariaSweetGuardian X doubt

    • @NoelNolNull
      @NoelNolNull 4 роки тому

      This sums up everyone new to turbo

  • @SoyborgGaming
    @SoyborgGaming 3 роки тому +25

    The original song got old for me. This never will

    • @mods-vk6fi
      @mods-vk6fi 3 роки тому +1

      Which one a eurobeat or astronomia

  • @kenshirosama
    @kenshirosama 4 роки тому +822

    "Sir, my wife is about to give birth, if we don't reach a hospital soon she could...!!"
    Taxi driver: Not on my watch bro **music starts**
    Baby: _Ohhh shiiiii-_

    • @NeonPablo76
      @NeonPablo76 4 роки тому +63

      And that's how baby driver was born

    • @crazytown4125
      @crazytown4125 4 роки тому +23

      @@NeonPablo76 the birth of a legend

    • @fadzalhakimi1298
      @fadzalhakimi1298 4 роки тому +8

      "Sir, my wife is about to give birth, if we reach a hospital soon she could...!!"
      Taxi driver: On my watch bro *music starts*
      Baby: Oh, ****!

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 4 роки тому +6

      Jose Soriano That’s gotta be the most badass taxi driver

    • @korosensei996
      @korosensei996 4 роки тому +5

      She gave birth to the baby the moment he started drifting

  • @-Thanatorn
    @-Thanatorn 4 роки тому +345

    Shingo: LET'S END THIS BATTLE WITH A DOUBLE CRASH!
    Takumi, Nakazato, Keisuke and Ryosuke:

  • @SW33wNecie
    @SW33wNecie 4 роки тому +220

    Shingo: "THE END OF THIS BATTLE IS A DOUBLE CRASH!"
    Takumi: dodges Shingo's attack
    4 black guys in a hearse behind Shingo:

    • @hongthainguyen5334
      @hongthainguyen5334 4 роки тому

      Zed FWD Dorifto

    • @yungasianmale
      @yungasianmale 4 роки тому +3

      This comment inspired me to make this: ua-cam.com/video/VIaHuMyYEPk/v-deo.html

    • @ConvoyBebop
      @ConvoyBebop 4 роки тому +1

      @@yungasianmale it sucks you got hit with copyright immediately, I was gonna check it out

    • @pika757
      @pika757 4 роки тому

      ConvoyBebop his video got double crashed

    • @yungasianmale
      @yungasianmale 4 роки тому

      @@pika757 :(

  • @raiden0048
    @raiden0048 4 роки тому +59

    No one:
    Your S-13 when you see a guard rail:

  • @simboli9707
    @simboli9707 4 роки тому +180

    When your are driving a black R32 and you see a guard rail on a touge road

    • @AaronShenghao
      @AaronShenghao 4 роки тому +8

      Or a red EG6, spinning out with one hand taped to the wheel.

    • @hxtchybk1
      @hxtchybk1 4 роки тому +3

      𝙉𝙖𝙣𝙞?

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix 4 роки тому +1

      Or you're a FC facing a R32

    • @grimmestcreaper2212
      @grimmestcreaper2212 4 роки тому +1

      or an AE86 against some wannabe 15 year-old

    • @simboli9707
      @simboli9707 4 роки тому

      @@gildedphoenix yes

  • @Jasetyy
    @Jasetyy 4 роки тому +74

    Last time I was this early the guy in the coffin was alive

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 роки тому +331

    *Car radio:* (Plays this Music)
    *Driver:* -There is no War in Ba Sing Se- There is no such thing as Reverse Gear or Brakes

  • @squarity6057
    @squarity6057 3 роки тому +26

    My dad when we’re late to school and I haven’t closed the car door yet:

  • @carbomaniac4020
    @carbomaniac4020 4 роки тому +772

    When I die, I don't want just a boring funeral. Let the hearse go down a mountain road and drift every corner with my dead body inside while also blasting this music to give me one last awesome ride

    • @WanganTunedKeiCar
      @WanganTunedKeiCar 4 роки тому +28

      My 86 turned into a hearse!

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 роки тому +16

      @@marktsempo3919 A true racer's burial

    • @gigaslave
      @gigaslave 4 роки тому +12

      If I don't feel the car sliding or hear the squealing of the tyres I'm getting outta the pine box

    • @yankymate2314
      @yankymate2314 4 роки тому

      hope that happens soon

    • @yankymate2314
      @yankymate2314 4 роки тому +1

      oh- sorry

  • @gredennight
    @gredennight 4 роки тому +75

    when you switched gear at 200+ and heard a *crunch*

  • @calibvr
    @calibvr 4 роки тому +243

    Rin: *tries to kill Ryosuke*
    Rin’s brakes:

  • @adityamanthri9167
    @adityamanthri9167 4 роки тому +22

    Why does everything sound so good with a eurobeat remix?

  • @sitruunamehu
    @sitruunamehu 4 роки тому +39

    They are already coming to my funeral after I drive down mount Akina.
    "This is a short, straight line, but the B-16A engine can get me side by side with him. He can't escape. How about ending this race.... with a double crash?!

  • @dubeydagreyt2504
    @dubeydagreyt2504 4 роки тому +175

    "They say death catches up with everyone, Hehe he can certainly try"

  • @RishN1604
    @RishN1604 4 роки тому +78

    Like how the side of the Ae86 says funeral parlor in comic sans

    • @ThePolish2107
      @ThePolish2107 4 роки тому +6

      Actually didn't notice that, thank you.

    • @CRRNCRW
      @CRRNCRW 4 роки тому +1

      I didn’t either
      It should’ve said Fujiwara Funeral Parlor tho lmfao

    • @iz3575
      @iz3575 4 роки тому

      i accidentally tought of guilty crown for a sec there

  • @hayatosawamura4015
    @hayatosawamura4015 4 роки тому +16

    The eurobeat played when you found out that your car brake is broken and emergency brake doesn’t also work during drift race.

  • @LoardiStudio
    @LoardiStudio 4 роки тому +2019

    Eurobeat origins: Italian
    Music origins: Dutch
    Anime origins: Japanese
    Dance origins: Ghana
    Hotel: Trivago

    • @JohnGeorgeBauerBuis
      @JohnGeorgeBauerBuis 4 роки тому +3

      Loardi. 👍👍

    • @sayonara_
      @sayonara_ 4 роки тому +19

      eurobeat origins are from italy? cosa??

    • @LoardiStudio
      @LoardiStudio 4 роки тому +86

      @@sayonara_ the Eurobeat is original from the Italian disco dance (Italo dance) of the 80s, then there have been other different versions scattered throughout the world such as the para para dance Japanese (but different) and in the USA the Hi-NRG which for a short time shared the scene with the first hints of freestyle music. The term eurobeat was used by the British Stock, Aitken & Waterman who created a genre of commercial music labeled, at the time, "Eurobeat", which were strongly based on the way in which the British transposed the Italo disco, just at the rhythm of time, then if there are errors, I am free to possible corrections xD👍

    • @giabaoluong3401
      @giabaoluong3401 4 роки тому +31

      mr worldwide

    • @hopl3r
      @hopl3r 4 роки тому +2

      Sumimasen Wtf?

  • @Deicture
    @Deicture 4 роки тому +58

    That coffin might be driftin' all day long

  • @TheGonkDroid
    @TheGonkDroid 4 роки тому +69

    When you kill off all the other Eurobeat competition

  • @Xaevryn
    @Xaevryn 2 роки тому +10

    "They call this the hospital flick!"
    "...Why do they call it the hospital fl-"

  • @antonkruse2246
    @antonkruse2246 4 роки тому +224

    Radio: Plays normal eurobeat while casually drifting
    car: drifts off the road*
    Radio:

  • @wumin0116
    @wumin0116 4 роки тому +60

    Random doctor: Dead bodies cannot move.
    The dead body: *Oh I don't think so.*
    **COFFIN DORIFUTO**

  • @kosmas173
    @kosmas173 4 роки тому +423

    Doctor: Don't worry ΔSΓRΟΝΟΛΛΙΔ is not real it can't hurt you.
    ΔSΓRΟΝΟΛΛΙΔ:

    • @envybe248
      @envybe248 4 роки тому +29

      It doesn't hurt you.
      Unless you are attempting a DORIFTO.

    • @LinhNguyen.
      @LinhNguyen. 4 роки тому +1

      Kosmas 173 it gonna make u cry and hurt u

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 4 роки тому

      How is it hurting you? Does this meme mean anything anymore?

    • @romidawn722
      @romidawn722 4 роки тому

      @@envybe248 yep XDDDDDDD XDDDDDDD XDDDDDDD XDDDDDDD XDDDDDDD

    • @xyzno1cancer
      @xyzno1cancer 4 роки тому +3

      Why do I read it as DSGRONOLLID?

  • @chamr4291
    @chamr4291 2 роки тому +14

    I play this at my grandfather’s funeral, now the coffin starts to drift while its on the way to the church

  • @vinhqquang
    @vinhqquang 4 роки тому +220

    Mista when he gets 4 Green shells at the same time :

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 4 роки тому +17

      Now that's just plain murder

    • @polon9089
      @polon9089 4 роки тому +20

      *ANGRY MISTA NOICES*

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 4 роки тому +21

      *Whom'st has summoned the almighty one?*

    • @polon9089
      @polon9089 4 роки тому +6

      yes... it was me my friend

    • @polon9089
      @polon9089 4 роки тому +8

      do you know that every of my *Muda* has 4 letters

  • @SawdustCrusader
    @SawdustCrusader 4 роки тому +65

    This is what you hear when you mess up your drift.

  • @RevanR
    @RevanR 4 роки тому +33

    Finally the song 2020 is in Eurobeat version

  • @SomeAngryGuy1997
    @SomeAngryGuy1997 4 роки тому +898

    So this is what Paul Walker was drifting to.

  • @yungzhe
    @yungzhe 4 роки тому +198

    Imagine a hearse driven by a couple of African dudes doing power slides.

    • @kylepark5371
      @kylepark5371 4 роки тому +2

      Spinning is quite big in Africa so someone would just need a coffin

    • @c-a-sbuilds7051
      @c-a-sbuilds7051 4 роки тому +2

      *brings coffin*
      “Did any say ‘coffin?’”

    • @gamingmoyai3950
      @gamingmoyai3950 3 роки тому

      @@c-a-sbuilds7051 jokes on you it’s my coffin

  • @paulinolexnathang.2840
    @paulinolexnathang.2840 4 роки тому +94

    There's only one thing wrong with this song
    It ends

    • @gewoony2972
      @gewoony2972 4 роки тому

      0:00

    • @四季-i5k
      @四季-i5k 4 роки тому +1

      0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00
      Feel free to spam these buttons haha

    • @readthycomment
      @readthycomment 4 роки тому +1

      Just like the life of the poor guy who's driving while listening to this.

    • @cairogamer5892
      @cairogamer5892 4 роки тому +1

      just right click on the video and enable loop

  • @davidlawand2805
    @davidlawand2805 4 роки тому +88

    Me sailing in Yamato and i see torpedoes straight to my port side:
    ***EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES***

  • @lolic0nplex449
    @lolic0nplex449 4 роки тому +3

    "funeral parlor" written in comic sans on the side of the car is a brilliant touch

  • @Leoraptor21
    @Leoraptor21 4 роки тому +21

    Lmao when the coffin has wheels and the skeleton is driving it gonna be lit

  • @leinsb.4908
    @leinsb.4908 4 роки тому +16

    If this channel ever dies for whatever reason this song will be it's final moment.

  • @kaykay8444
    @kaykay8444 4 роки тому +20

    You: *in first place, drove cleanly throughout the whole race, listens to Non-Stop-Pop*
    That one Forza player:

  • @aaronrayleo7575
    @aaronrayleo7575 2 роки тому +2

    Nice man i didn't expect this it was a mind blowing

  • @C0deSlasher
    @C0deSlasher 4 роки тому +29

    First astrophysics
    Then turbo
    ...
    *are they trying to tell us that the world is dying*

  • @fifty7north
    @fifty7north 4 роки тому +32

    Legend has it this song only pays while drifting into oncoming traffic

  • @kyletatoy5481
    @kyletatoy5481 4 роки тому +117

    Mogi: Drive safe stop drifting u could crash and die...
    Takumi: haha Ae86 go Skrrr skkrrr

    • @Oridemic
      @Oridemic 4 роки тому +2

      Lennox l CS her name is Mogi by the way.

    • @kyletatoy5481
      @kyletatoy5481 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks for reminding me vro

  • @mechateamleader4071
    @mechateamleader4071 4 роки тому +14

    The beat dropped so hard that the guy in the coffin came back to life and started singing Thriller

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 роки тому +7

    I imagine this playing when you're drifting a shopping kart in the supermarket right before you crash

  • @gunmunz
    @gunmunz 4 роки тому +81

    If my hearse isn't drifting while playing this I ain't getting in.

    • @raptor1599
      @raptor1599 4 роки тому

      What if you were driving one?

    • @SLVRNN
      @SLVRNN 4 роки тому

      Good question-

  • @carny2575
    @carny2575 4 роки тому +91

    I commented so fast, you could say it was, Turbo

  • @yk212
    @yk212 4 роки тому +13

    自分が死ぬとわかっていても走る男のテーマ