Phoenix Wrong: The One Thing You Can't Replace

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  • Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
  • i worked on this for 3 days straight
    potential aa spoilers but idk
    comedian is john mulaney. hes hillarious. look him up.
    Edit: 20,000 Views? I never expected this to get so popular. Thank you everyone for the support!!
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  • @lazydancer15
    @lazydancer15  5 років тому +117

    Sorry for the silence over the past two years. stuff happened (i got busy and my laptop died, among other things) so i barely checked this account.
    anyway, as a lot of you know, two of my videos (chase through the subway and salt & pepper diner) got copyright claimed and were blocked world wide. since i didn't have access to my old laptop i couldn't get these back, but youtube's implemented a 'download mp4' option, so now i can! (it's been implemented for a while, but when i previously tried to download them, it wouldn't let me because of said copyright claim. dumb, i know.)
    now, i don't plan on reuploading them to youtube, since i'll just get another strike (and i don't want my account shitcanned) so, i'll be posting them and all other videos elsewhere. lemme know of a good place that's accessible to everyone (vimeo? tumblr? somewhere else?)
    i'll be working on at least one more as well.
    thanks for all the support over the years! i really appreciate it.

    • @DollowRlance
      @DollowRlance 4 роки тому +4

      Have you decided if you will upload them to a mirror server? even if it is for a time? I need the salt & pepper diner. T_T

    • @hollowknight01010
      @hollowknight01010 3 роки тому

      הי

  • @Willie_Pete_Was_Here
    @Willie_Pete_Was_Here 9 років тому +673

    I love the sprites and how it sounds like something that Phoenix actually experienced

    • @misaoayakarox
      @misaoayakarox 8 років тому +30

      oh yeah XD during his crazy college days! heheh

    • @fatfalcon2798
      @fatfalcon2798 8 років тому +17

      +Marche800 understatement of the year

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 6 років тому +3

      Ikr

  • @KoyasuNoBara
    @KoyasuNoBara 8 років тому +509

    "And I thought, 'I have never climbed a fence that high before,' and then I woke up at home."
    That part gets me every time.

    • @Mariokemon
      @Mariokemon 8 років тому +17

      hw the heck did he get home anyway xD

    • @thepotatooffire1368
      @thepotatooffire1368 7 років тому +42

      That's what makes that part funny. *_He doesn't remember._*

  • @aatroxvaux
    @aatroxvaux 5 років тому +341

    i LOVE how this takes place in a courtroom.
    phoenix just kinda decided to tell a life story while defending someone.

    • @chandereyan5793
      @chandereyan5793 5 років тому +65

      Witness: Is this allowed?!
      Judge: Yes, this is an interesting story! Now Mr. Wright, tell us more.
      Phoenix: Okay! So, there was this-
      Witness: That's it... OKAY IT'S ME!! I DID IT!! I'M A CRIMINAL!!! PUT ME IN JAIL! WHATEVER!! JUST GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!
      Judge: Order! ORDER!! Witness! You just interupted Mr. Wright's storytelling! What do you have to say for yourself?!
      Witness: What. Is. Happening. To. Life.
      Judge: I'll tell you what's happening. You're going to jail for interupting an excellent story told by Mr. Wright!
      Witness: ....Fine! This courtroom is bullsh*t anyway....

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 4 роки тому +15

      And the entire court just cracks up

    • @SymphoniaFly
      @SymphoniaFly 3 роки тому +32

      @@chandereyan5793
      Judge: Mr. Wright, can you prove that you were not intoxicated at the time in question?
      Phoenix: Yes, Your Honor. I couldn't' have been as I don't drink anymore.
      Judge: Oh? And why's that?
      Phoenix: Well it all started in highschool-

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 Рік тому +10

      He's defending Maya on the charge of shitting on someone's computer.

  • @morganmarshall5479
    @morganmarshall5479 8 років тому +262

    "You know, like a liar." It gets me every time XD

  • @MsQueenOfDance
    @MsQueenOfDance 8 років тому +237

    1) John Mullaney is awesome
    2) these sprites are awesome
    3) Maya whyyyyyy

  • @sailordarty9032
    @sailordarty9032 9 років тому +228

    I'd expect that kind of thing from Gumshoe. I would NOT expect that kind of thing from Maya! I DEFINITELY did NOT expect THAT kind of thing from LARRY!

    • @Addy-to6mp
      @Addy-to6mp 9 років тому +28

      Especially the baby

    • @bojackhorseman4176
      @bojackhorseman4176 8 років тому +4

      Ya. Pearl would have been much better instead of Maya.

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @bluetube767
      @bluetube767 4 роки тому +11

      Pretty sure maya was drunk.

    • @Febo2310
      @Febo2310 3 роки тому +7

      Thats drunk maya for you

  • @purplebunn
    @purplebunn 8 років тому +273

    Of course it would be Kristoph.

    • @atlasreborn7221
      @atlasreborn7221 8 років тому +23

      its the one they can't replace...

    • @texneusd
      @texneusd 8 років тому +9

      Kristoph Gavin GOD DAMMIT KRISTOPH!

    • @TheSkittypink
      @TheSkittypink 7 років тому +4

      Duncan N GOD DAMMIT GAVIN

    • @Sergeantmajormario
      @Sergeantmajormario 6 років тому +6

      Legit what I said outloud when I got to that part XD

    • @EmmaSpAce111
      @EmmaSpAce111 4 роки тому +4

      were we really expecting anyone else there to do it though?

  • @dannylamb456
    @dannylamb456 9 років тому +257

    "It's the one thing you can't replace."
    You monster...

    • @LexButChed
      @LexButChed 8 років тому +1

      I don't get it

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 8 років тому +21

      +Jeff The Gamer There very personaly valuable that you can't place a value on it's kind like stealing a memory it's more emotionally devastating to a person than if you stole their new flat screen.

    • @LexButChed
      @LexButChed 8 років тому +3

      Oh,Thanks man

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 8 років тому +3

      +Jeff The Gamer Your welcome :)

    • @lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731
      @lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731 Рік тому +1

      Eyyy it's Daniel Lamb, how is thing with Kasper

  • @leounderseas
    @leounderseas 5 років тому +74

    "You know, like a liar"
    *Five psyche locks*

  • @zachanikwano
    @zachanikwano 8 років тому +134

    I can imagine Phoenix saying this

  • @karkatvantas9134
    @karkatvantas9134 9 років тому +142

    I wonder if Klavier knows about Kristoph's side room.......probably not.

    • @shantaziahill2598
      @shantaziahill2598 6 років тому +18

      KARKATVANTAS No.Klavier knows. He and Apollo did things in that side room

    • @youngbounty1394
      @youngbounty1394 4 роки тому +10

      @Shantazia Hill Forget Apollo and Klavier. I’m more scared of what Kristoph and Phoenix did in that room.

    • @EmmaSpAce111
      @EmmaSpAce111 4 роки тому +12

      @@shantaziahill2598 idk, I feel like what you are implying would be pretty akward with a bunch of photos of dead people staring at you the whole time.

  • @milesedgeworth3101
    @milesedgeworth3101 7 років тому +222

    I Can't Remember Throwing a Party at Home.

  • @Rctive
    @Rctive 9 років тому +178

    Just going to mention the title was: "John Mulaney Hilariously Explains Why He Doesn't Drink Anymore" which is a clip from John Mulaney's "New in Town"

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 3 роки тому +38

    Phoenix: Why would you kill a man and orphan his daughter TWICE, Kristoph?!
    Kristoph: Because it's the one thing...

  • @masterkarp944
    @masterkarp944 8 років тому +118

    And I said no. You know, like a liar.

  • @Futurestarra
    @Futurestarra 5 років тому +27

    This is perfectly in character for Kristoph

  • @EdJonesVideos
    @EdJonesVideos 4 роки тому +15

    "Everyone I had ever met was there"
    *eight people*

  • @3Guys1Video
    @3Guys1Video 4 роки тому +15

    This is actually what I would expect in the Ace Attorney canon

  • @therogueshadow7516
    @therogueshadow7516 9 років тому +33

    Kristoph you son of a bitch-

  • @Brothertonkr
    @Brothertonkr 8 років тому +20

    The casting is just devastatingly perfect

  • @milesedgeworth4276
    @milesedgeworth4276 8 років тому +45

    im not even a minute in and i busted my guts

    • @aerocard4831
      @aerocard4831 7 років тому +12

      Your sentence isn't properly written, Mr. Edgeworth.

  • @ismails-a927
    @ismails-a927 9 років тому +19

    I could imagine Phoenix being an example at one of those rehab centres or at a schools, he's talking to the audience about why he doesn't drink anymore and pulls out this story and people are like "whaaaaaaaaaat?"

  • @kodered59
    @kodered59 4 роки тому +7

    1:20
    I love the faint "oh my God..."
    Just imagining it coming from the people off to the sides.

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Рік тому +6

    I love the idea of Gumshoe attending a High School party and body slamming a pool table. Then the cops show up and see him there.

  • @silentshadow3894
    @silentshadow3894 3 роки тому +12

    the only thing that i find that pulls me out of the suspension of disbelief for this is that miles didn't know Pheonix was at his party.

  • @Awsome2464
    @Awsome2464 4 роки тому +10

    The idea of Maya taking a shit on a computer makes me laugh really hard

  • @sea-morningstar
    @sea-morningstar 4 роки тому +9

    Funny thing: i imagined an ace attorney version and Maya being the kid who went into mr von karma room

  • @phoenixwright8364
    @phoenixwright8364 4 роки тому +6

    Good ol' days...

  • @pixelatedpeaches6439
    @pixelatedpeaches6439 7 років тому +19

    this was actually the first thing i'd ever seen of ace attorney

  • @danterodriguez03
    @danterodriguez03 3 роки тому +6

    I love how he goes from feenie, to hobo, to phoenix

  • @gravity8120
    @gravity8120 8 років тому +30

    So the party was going great.

  • @xultra_violetx
    @xultra_violetx 4 роки тому +15

    *why do i feel like this is something that wright would have actually done XD*

  • @NicrophorusVesp
    @NicrophorusVesp 9 років тому +20

    YES JOHN MULANEY. I love his shows. XD

  • @Sergeantmajormario
    @Sergeantmajormario 6 років тому +10

    The sprites work so well with this XD

  • @MagmarFire
    @MagmarFire 9 років тому +35

    Just gotta say that Yanni Yogi should've been the blackout drunk. But good stuff!

  • @misaoayakarox
    @misaoayakarox 8 років тому +27

    this is simply amazing! mate, please create more of these ace attorney skits with John Mulaney's stand up! they're amazing!

  • @joshualupyan519
    @joshualupyan519 9 років тому +29

    No dislikes, so far....LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY, A PERSON SACRIFICED THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES FOR THIS.

    • @Rctive
      @Rctive 9 років тому +5

      Joshua Lupyan You probably don't know what you've started, planting this idea in their minds....Might want to keep it hush-hush.

    • @bomberxX2000
      @bomberxX2000 9 років тому

      Joshua Lupyan i soooo want to dislike... but i cant its to good. :D

    • @bomberxX2000
      @bomberxX2000 9 років тому

      ***** GOD DAMN IT!

    • @sailordarty9032
      @sailordarty9032 9 років тому +1

      Joshua Lupyan Shit! Six people!

    • @niaford690
      @niaford690 9 років тому +1

      +Dartanyan Elson atleast its still 6

  • @TGNTheGameNerd
    @TGNTheGameNerd 4 роки тому +4

    This was the video that introduced me to John Mulaney, who is now my favorite comedian. Thank you so much!

  • @cephalopodenergy2790
    @cephalopodenergy2790 8 років тому +51

    Larry doesn't seem like the type of guy to have kids...

  • @carter1807
    @carter1807 3 роки тому +5

    Judge: Thats good an all mr Wright but how dose this relate to the trial.

  • @justfred1121
    @justfred1121 9 років тому +13

    my god this is comedy gold

  • @TheSkittypink
    @TheSkittypink 7 років тому +19

    ...goddammit kristoph

  • @Mark-Skywalker
    @Mark-Skywalker 8 років тому +4

    This deserves a million views. It works perfectly with the audio which is laugh out loud funny.

  • @Ząbzupazębowa
    @Ząbzupazębowa 4 роки тому +4

    The sprites add so much more

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 5 років тому +3

    Literally every fandom in the universe has one of these

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 7 місяців тому

      I meant add that this is also very well done

  • @ryantheboy2821
    @ryantheboy2821 3 роки тому +1

    imagine this audio with smile for me characters

  • @joseroman5084
    @joseroman5084 4 роки тому

    No matter what clips, Animatics, or etc. is used with this audio stand up routine is still funny as hell!!! 🤣

  • @awebtoonreader4979
    @awebtoonreader4979 3 роки тому +1

    2:50 Lmao of course it was Larry

  • @georgek8265
    @georgek8265 9 років тому +1

    I also liked the part with Maya taking a shit on Edworth's dad's commputer

  • @voidify3
    @voidify3 Рік тому

    the vibes match so well

  • @atlasreborn7221
    @atlasreborn7221 8 років тому +17

    1:18 Maya no...why

    • @MannOfMen
      @MannOfMen 8 років тому +7

      Why are you stealing people's antique photos?

    • @atlasreborn7221
      @atlasreborn7221 8 років тому +13

      Because its the one thing you can't replace

    • @tina1641
      @tina1641 7 років тому

      Kristoph Gavin I think she's just reacting to it.

  • @solarboydjango5219
    @solarboydjango5219 5 років тому +5

    Feenie is adorable!

  • @The_Thulhu
    @The_Thulhu 7 років тому +3

    This was so well done.

  • @SpencerF0x
    @SpencerF0x Рік тому +1

    I like to imagine this story is being told after an "OBJECTION" that wasn't thought through and now requires stalling time to figure out something

  • @taleteller4266
    @taleteller4266 2 роки тому +2

    Judge: ...what the hell does does your high school shenanigans have to do with this trial?

  • @kryptonianpowers
    @kryptonianpowers Рік тому +1

    "On Monday, I went to school, because that's what we did back then."

  • @LeahLovesNature
    @LeahLovesNature 2 роки тому

    Aaahhh this is perfect! You used all the right characters for each role (or should I say, the "Wright" characters).

  • @TheCottonCandyQueen
    @TheCottonCandyQueen 8 років тому +4

    NICK, YOU ARE THE POLICE

  • @frankenberrry
    @frankenberrry 9 років тому +5

    i'm fucking crying there are honest-to-god tears coming out of my eyes i . jesus c hirjs t
    truly amazin g

  • @esme_melody
    @esme_melody 4 роки тому +1

    this was so well done lmaooo

  • @ramuk1127
    @ramuk1127 9 років тому +3

    That Alex guy is smart xD

  • @elainemolloy8800
    @elainemolloy8800 5 років тому

    Ohhhh lads, "FuK Da poLiCe!!" Gets me everytime lol😂😂😂

  • @justvendo
    @justvendo Рік тому

    this is the best 5 minutes of my life

  • @harukamitsue5314
    @harukamitsue5314 3 роки тому +1

    5:03 BEST PART

  • @Cash_Mambo
    @Cash_Mambo 9 років тому +14

    are there any other people who do phoenix wrongs with standup comedy?

    • @scaryshit24
      @scaryshit24 3 роки тому +1

      Yes, there is. If you look hard enough, you'll find skits part of a phoenix wrong, along with standalone phoenix wrongs based on standup comedy.

  • @KSmith-kp5jz
    @KSmith-kp5jz 7 місяців тому

    This is great. Instead of Meekins I’m imagining detective Badd.

  • @Blaze06
    @Blaze06 2 роки тому

    I remember watching the Batman version of this.

  • @harmlessthorns6690
    @harmlessthorns6690 9 років тому +1

    cried laughing

  • @elijahbeenntt478
    @elijahbeenntt478 4 роки тому +1

    I love this video good job

  • @lo7058
    @lo7058 7 років тому +2

    White? And then there's Klavier.

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 6 років тому

      Klavier and Kristoph are tanned rather than black.

  • @AgnikoFireking
    @AgnikoFireking 8 років тому +6

    Any chance you'd be willing to do this to the audio of the supersuit scene with Frozone from the Incredibles? I think it'd be hilarious.

  • @tochoXK3
    @tochoXK3 3 роки тому +1

    How do you break a pool table? Seems close to impossible unless you have a REALLY powerfull tool.

  •  7 років тому

    That story time sketch, his voice sounds like Reggie.

  • @niaford690
    @niaford690 9 років тому

    thats so true, that is the one thing you cant replace XD

  • @alishaanimations3058
    @alishaanimations3058 3 роки тому

    3:30
    Y k like a l i a r XD

  • @carltontheduke2571
    @carltontheduke2571 Рік тому

    Now I wanna play Ace Attorney.

  • @morganbrady511
    @morganbrady511 9 років тому +1

    I'm crying XD

  • @EmmyAltava1
    @EmmyAltava1 9 років тому +1

    That was awesome XDDDD

  • @nottcawthon9379
    @nottcawthon9379 8 років тому

    MOOOOOREEEE!!!!!!

  • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
    @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 8 років тому

    this was hilarious I'm dying 😂 the on thing you can't replace lol

  • @crabinfestation7487
    @crabinfestation7487 3 роки тому

    XD XD XD This is great

  • @Felixkeeg
    @Felixkeeg 9 років тому +1

    And the guy became the joker?

  • @anxietyattheeverywhere8616
    @anxietyattheeverywhere8616 8 років тому +2

    Is it bad that I want someone I know to do this? Or me?

  • @georgek8265
    @georgek8265 9 років тому

    This is the most hilarious story ever!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

  • @mikathegamer2405
    @mikathegamer2405 8 років тому

    and I yelled "FUCK THE POLICE!" XD

  • @ultanerd5492
    @ultanerd5492 4 роки тому

    When I start drinking this shit is gonna happen

  • @bandanadee3029
    @bandanadee3029 8 років тому

    dogs without horses

  • @toadskywalker6417
    @toadskywalker6417 4 місяці тому

    Rias and I did something similar but we weren't drunk. We were stoned

  • @Nick-ym4gh
    @Nick-ym4gh Рік тому

    fuck i am getting old, all i could think about was that kid that probably had not many friends cause his dad was a teacher. One time he wanted to be nice and invite everyone so they could see hes not that bad but instead they trash his place.... ;_; poor Edgeworth; probably turned into a bitter teacher after that

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 роки тому

    Maya, why did you have to dump on Karma's computer like that?

  • @Jexol484
    @Jexol484 8 років тому

    and weve had many things mentioning this starting jojo stardust crusaders comic when the thing itself was thrown and nothing phoenix wright related. just the joke.

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 9 років тому

    I like Alex.

  • @crazytrain639
    @crazytrain639 5 років тому

    WHY DID YOU SCREW UP THE CLOCKWISE/COUNTER CLOCKWISE POSITIONS?

  • @TheGoofyGoober23
    @TheGoofyGoober23 3 роки тому

    Unfortunately, about that last sentence...

  • @fathersalt1382
    @fathersalt1382 7 років тому

    Seriously can't anyone mention the original video!?

    • @Mariokemon
      @Mariokemon 6 років тому

      john mulaney: new in town

  • @victorianvamps8607
    @victorianvamps8607 9 років тому

    Ahahahha

  • @snibelsnarf3251
    @snibelsnarf3251 8 років тому

    why are there are so many 'The One Thing You Can't Replace' videos out?

    • @snibelsnarf3251
      @snibelsnarf3251 8 років тому +2

      ***** gotta admit its pretty good

    • @digitalnative3047
      @digitalnative3047 8 років тому

      Because John Mulaney is a comedic genius. It's the same reason why there are many "Salt and Pepper Diner" videos as well.

    • @snibelsnarf3251
      @snibelsnarf3251 8 років тому

      Digital Native I've actually only seen one Salt and Pepper Diner videoss, i should look for some more though.

    • @SatisfactoryBro
      @SatisfactoryBro 8 років тому +7

      Because it's the one comedian story you can't replace.

    • @snibelsnarf3251
      @snibelsnarf3251 8 років тому

      ***** tru tru

  • @mr.miloman5550
    @mr.miloman5550 8 років тому

    I like the ssb4 version betterr

  • @hollowknight01010
    @hollowknight01010 3 роки тому

    הי