[Vinesauce] Joel - Greyhill Incident
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
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Date streamed: 11 Jun , 2023
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you know youve fucked up your alien game if even Joel is cracking jokes at them.
Lmao nice likes
The perfect horror game indicator
fixed it
Joel acted a lot tougher once the game gave him a gun to shoot at the aliens.
Yeah, the demo was way more effective in the spookiness department.
EDIT: Never mind. I confused this game for _They Are Here._ A better-built demo game.
This game is singlehandedly curing Joel's fear of aliens
CHRIST ON A CROISSANT IT IS ALIEN MAN 👽!
HOLY MARY JOSEPH AND MARIO! HOLY MARBLES... CRIPES! IT IS ALIEN COCC SOOKER!👽 OHH MY ALIEN NUTTE JUICE GALACTIC NUTTE! 1:51:49
Who knew that best cure for Seedish metalhead with xenophobia is a intergalactic fellatio.
How to cure Joey's fear of alien:
Make a game so frustratingly boring its override his irrational fear
We a need a new update for Voices of the Void to fix this
surreal to see Joel's path from "Well, this is kinda spooky tbh" to "Where the fuсk do i go, this game lacks direction" to him laughing and running around a table from aliens with Steve Jobs' turtlenecks
And don't forget the GALACTIC NUTTE?! I mean, just... _holy mario..._
I was in the middle of the video, watching him having a blast taunting the aliens, then I skipped to the end, and hearing him sound so defeated was incredibly jarring. I felt bad for him.
its expected from trashware
and at the end
I hate this game. I can't... I just can't.
gleeby deeby
earth invasion starts at 8 am
my gleeby deeby ass at 7:99 am
The fog is coming
STOP!!!!!!!
GOOBA GOOBA GOOBA
Glup Shi' Toh
Joel really wasn't joking. It does sound and look like the aliens give you the gluck gluck 9000 when they catch you.
why do i know what this means
Joel has done the old-timer radio bit a thousand times and he still has no idea what they say instead of swearing
what do they say...?
Don't leave us hanging, Squiggles;
What did Old Timey Newscasters say?
@miempire9198 *oh the humanity!*
@@Mekboy_ComputerMonster stuff like Jumping Jehosophat! and Great Caesar's ghost! And That extraterrestrial scalawag is making a clean getaway with that man's noble organ! Have any alive seen such vandalism, such sacrilege, by bloody Nora!
1:44:33 holy shit that makes the game so much better instantly. I'm not even kidding i think this game would've been so well received if it was in this style. If they switch to this style, with the shitty 50's music this game could be totally redeemed
True, though there's huge problems baked into the gameplay and structure of the game to begin with.
Saves some character but doesn't spare you from this confusing, empty layout.
@@anecro Yea thats true. Just make the aliens a lot weaker. Basically harmless and silly. You can either just give the player a ton of bullets or make it really easy to wack them over the head and then they just stay down. They should probably also add a map or minimap; either that or just waypoints.
@@anecro There's also the fact that all the dialogue and flavor text is written by an 8 year old who barely speaks English
Nah, the main music is a reference to the movie Signs, as is the baseball bat weapons and the aliens clicking speak. I like that better than pulling a Destroy All Humans style of music.
@@HAZZARD2099 I would like that too, sure, but then this game would need a LOT more fixes than just a few things that can be done in a few weeks. Because the story and writing is nowhere near good enough for that.
9:35 signal simulator ptsd
10:34 spooked already
12:31 tap dancing demonstration
23:57 how 2 defeat alien
37:03 gleeby deeby cat
48:11 üfo landing
48:44 plan of attack
56:05 OBJECTIVE: KILL
1:04:49 first contact
1:14:42 positive review
1:20:06 outsmarting the aliens
1:44:12 Invasion of the Duende Men from Mars
1:57:00 outsmarting the aliens again
2:01:41 tf2 scout vs aliens
2:04:33 alien outsmarting joel
2:22:17 religious moment
2:24:49 bible storytime with joel
2:31:26 man dies from alien butt probing
3:15:06 joel quits out of frustration
3:17:56 ending
3:22:14 final thoughts
respect dawg respect 🙏
Absolute fucking legend i love you
thank you. i was actually trying to find a certain moment again. this made it easier than ever
every time joel says a game was recommended to him cause it caters to his fear of aliens just observing humans, it turns to this
Feels like a game made by some talented environment artists that didn't know how to write a script or lay out gameplay.
they’re so talented that they hid everything in total darkness
Nah, i'd say this was a game made by someone who once read a book on how to make games and never played one.
@@Kanakotka As someone who has made a few games, that's unfair just for the sake of being mean.
@@BlazeHedgehog I've developed games for 11 years. It's not mean, it's accurate.
@@BlazeHedgehog nah this game sucks asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I knew this game was gonna be of the fecal variety the moment the intro started but i was not ready for unironic tinfoil hats.
"Unironic"
Lmfao, have people absolutely lost the ability to sense satire?
@@EccentricWolven23 yes
@@EccentricWolven23 tbf it has a certain smell
I mean, The tinfoil works as a reference to signs, but they put too much enfasis on it
@@EccentricWolven23 If this game is trying to be satirical than its failing miserably at it...
I’ll be honest, the game unironically looked good with the 1950s black/white filter lol
The Greyhill Incident is the greytest game of the year. In development since twenty-greyteen, it ultimately grossed even more than smash hit Morbius, quickly earning over 100 greyhillion dollars.
Another amazing review. Thank you Digger T Greyves.
A game for all greyges. Truly.
I heard Greyhill took 20greyears to gilm on logreytion.
IT TOOK GREYLVE YEARS TO MAKE!!!
Who tf let this schmuck make a morbius joke?
1:05:47 the real horror game starts when yoel realizes that was just a little child in a costume, welcome to life in prison aka butfuck alley.
the alien in a blender had me crying laughing lmao
Joel screaming when he sees an alien, clown or wizard irl
Apparently the game is like 30 minutes of actual gameplay and was made confusing on purpose to make people get lost and take more than 2 hours to beat it so they can't refund it. Simply ingenious.
@@MaTaMaDia He has no source. It's just some bullshit claim a few people have made with no evidence. Some guy told me they didn't play test the game. I asked him "How would you know? Were you on the dev team?" He of course didn't respond because people love to make false claims but back out when people call them out on it.
@@HAZZARD2099 does this game look tested to you?
@@Shotgunkjell It's got bugs. There is no denying that. But many games that get tested have plenty of bugs. They have release dates to meet and once that release date comes, whether it's buggy or not, or tested or not, they have to release it. They have been releasing patches like madmen since launch to address everyone's issues. Anyways, regardless of whether it LOOKS tested or not, don't make claims you can't support. People who do that just make themselves look like morons.
@@HAZZARD2099 🤓
@@gsc8713 You think getting sent an emoji by an 11 year old zoomer is somehow insulting to me? Lol. If you have actually want to discuss with us what we were talking about like a civilized adult then go ahead and post, otherwise go back to scribbling in your Spider-Man coloring books.
This game is based off an event in Joles life he just can't remember it because the Greyliens warshed it out of his brain
The ultimate in Alien fecal game,
written by real aliens.
Gotta love how these interstellar beings, capable of building seemingly impossible machines, have been observing humans for ages and still reach the conclusion that a couple of guys wearing turtle-necks is all they need to invade this town.
A couple of guys in turtle-necks that immediately get outsmarted by a coffee table and a sofa.
The dialogue was written by aliens lol
It feels like that positive Review is one of the Devs secretly venting his frustrations with what people have with their game lol
I can't believe they used the original Minecraft cow moo sound(The one used in the game is slightly cut short)
Did they really have to add that dimple at the tip of their heads? I mean, really.
”Dream game”, famous last words huh?
Bufo ripped that gleeby deeby
gleeby deeby moment
PROTECTIVE SHIELD PROTECTIVE SHIELD
Ah yes, the “Objective: Kill” genre of alien theme games
I like how IGP conserves his ammo and Joel just fucking shoots them like its nobody's problem
The first couple of seconds had so much potential, then it turned into nancy drew quality.
You summed it up perfectly. It’s that odd blend of incredibly stereotypical, but taking itself seriously most of the time. Except horror doesn’t work for a Nancy Drew game, and it doesn’t work here either.
Joel thinking people in the 50s did not use 'fuck' at all is seriously taking me out
So let me get this straight; Joel gets hugged by an alien and he then pumps it with two rounds of lead? Well, that's to be expected, completely in character.
this legit made my day so much better thank you joel
Hey fellow fecal funny enjoyer ,hope you're doing good. I watch Joel for years and it helped me thru some very tough times 👍
99% of this is a pitch black screen and you just need to imagine what Joel is actually doing
wandering pointlessly, clicking everything 15 times, wandering more, going back to click the same thing again, getting lost despite hand hold lights and chat yelling at him, not listening to objectives, getting lost again in a place he has been through 5 times, clicking the same things again...
(and that is every game he plays... that is why we love the goober.)
There's something wrong with your display settings.
Why do they never get ayy horror right? It's been like this for man's for a few years now
Voices of the Void / Signal Sim are as good as it gets tbh
Signal Sim's aliens were easter eggs and Voice of the Void is a meme game. We will truly never get a full-blown competent alien game
They are Here is really the last hope now
Considering that the ending of the game is the tinfoil man literally breaking the 4th wall, after which something akin to LITERAL CHRISTIAN ROCK plays, yeah, this game's a 100% a shitpost, especially after the "get your alien fingers out of my dirty asshole!" from the Nam man himself
@@patheticidiot I think the problem is that it it's not very good at making it clear that it's a shitpost. The jokes mostly don't really land so you're left wondering if the game is being serious or not. The fact that it tries to be a horror game doesn't help either. It's also not very fun to play.
The game's dialogue sounds like it was written by an AI.
We need a clip of the part where Joey turns it into a Twilight Zone radio broadcast.
& one where the aliens politely line up to be hit like pinatas.
This feels like a big budget meets the ever-present alien game dev incompetence.
Seriously, can we have a new subtle alien game that isn't a signal simulator? Every new indie game that appears that adopts the alien abduction concept is lazy, unfocused and has no subtlety whatsoever. 0 taste.
Cope ;)
@@404TVfr Found the dev
@@anecro yes, I made this game. fr no cap
I'm still salty about The Hum just fading into the dustbin of history.
@@jtlego1 don't know what that is, I'll search it up
We've gone from Blue Shell Incident to Grey Hill Incident.
-Clicked on video, expecting it to be a scary psychological horror game and am ready to feel spooked
-Joel clowning on aliens around coffee table XD
NO DUENDE
NO MARCIANITO
NO VAMPIRES
PROTECTIVE SHIELD
*PROTECTIVE SHIELD*
The part where Joey read the part of the Bible with the bears made me feel happy that I’m not the only person who knows about it
Joel: [given literally a straight line of obvious direction]
also Joel: [makes an immediate figure-8 in every single direction except a straight line and cant figure out how to listen to dialogue]
43:31 The periodic table contains elements that weren't yet discovered in 1992 🤓
alien gluck gluck gluck
44:29 Joel describes goatsee getting attacked by aliens in vivid detail.
"it works on my computer" is some reddit tier shit
I just got to the part where he reads a review (about 1:15:15) and I "love" the insufferable "stop complaining because I like this" people :)
This game is…a game. What Joel needs to do is do a stream where he watches some of the in-development footage for the upcoming War of the Worlds game. Now THAT is a terrifying looking alien invasion game!
+1 I forgot all about that, it looks better than I remembered and that's a compliment
@@spacebassist I just rewatched some of the footage after watching this playthrough and the War of the Worlds gameplay still looks terrifying. It might not be the impending fear that Joel wants but it’s more of a looming fear of the unknown already after him.
@@RadicalEdward2 I remember seeing a vid where it was a long stretch of road and a bunch of people were running from a tripod, there was more to it but I remember liking the look of it already
The gameplay I watched today looks much further along in terms of terror and how they destroy shit. Just seeing them in the distance and hoping to stay hidden feels so right for what it is
@@spacebassisthe footage that sold me on it was the foggy neighbor after the EMP shut down the infrastructure and you see the the tripods wandering through the town at night.
And of course the sound design. Fantastic!
as a big war of the worlds fan it looks alright, but it definitely isn't joel's cup of horror tea. it's not just any alien stuff that gets to him, it's specifically flying saucer abduction ufo folklore stuff
first contact being plugging 3 holes straight into their big grey dome was fucking amazing
I love a game that feels like contemptuous towards the people playing it. I mean this sincerely, I'm not trying to dunk on the devs or anything. It refuses to let you take it seriously, it's unapologetically goofy
Hunt Down The Signal Simulator
1:42:27 the true greyhill incident Coom bit
Obviously there's so much wrong with this game but... why are the cows so smol? They're so cute and mini. I wonder if the devs have ever seen a cow in person.
2:35:00 I love how after all the secks jokes Joel unconsciously said "oh hey babe", the aliens are deffinitly his babe.
I met an alien and it abducted my coom
They can grow boobs, and a dick to do so.
you're a father congrats
@@nixette8368 gleeby deeby daddy
Why's everyone so afraid of being probed? If anything it's just a thermometer they're using to get an accurate reading on your temp.
66h (man, responded this on accident sorry heh)
Ass probes blew up in pop culture because of Whitley Strieber's book. Outside of intentional fiction, they aren't mentioned anywhere else in alien abduction mythology.
There's a few reasons I can think of. It also depends on if they use lube.
Most people don't like being anally raped
This may be a hard concept for some to understand
it's just the average prostate exam
Any game recommended by chat is guaranteed to turn into Joey getting lost for 3 hours. And if course twitch chat never has any good directions to help out. Twitch chat just loves to suffer.
I don't know why Joel was trying to be nice. The game sucks and just because it is not a buggy mess doesn't save it from being categorized as a such. I would understand the actual state of the game if it was free. But man, they are charging 25 bucks for this game that is 1 hour long and the only reason that takes more than that is for the awul stamina thing and the difficult navigation.
Ambition wont make the game good. The devs knew about how awful the game was, so they make it hard to navigate so people wont have chance to ask for a refund.
Even more excited for They Are Here, given how this game, uh, turned out...
Let's hope it's not abandoned
It's abandoned, now a skinwalker is making it
The aliens talk like they're typing on an iPhone
Such a waste of potential, man. I really liked the idea that the you're already thrown into a scenario where people are aware of the aliens (or something else) and are at least preparing for the attack. It didn't need the rush of "damn I was walkin down the street, saw a light and then I woke up in my bedroom with a itch on my shoulder. What could that be?", you have this sense of early urgency that isn't common on games like this. You don't need to go after the weird dude and go "Little green men from Mars? What?!" You don't need to convince anyone that some shit is about to go down. But then the ufo who abducted the mc's son is a fence away from him but he gotta go around it instead of just jumping over it, and the grey dudes just show up without build-up. You get used too quick to them chasing you around, like Joel did. The devs clearly got inspirations from "Alien Abduction!", which is nice. The UFO not moving on a field, the aliens wearing black suits, etc. But the film does a better job in making you feel uncomfortable with what's going on. You get a good look at the aliens early, the camera guy films them for a good 10 minutes and when they get back home, you're already worried for the family. Even when the dad gets the shotgun, you don't feel like it will do much, since he's scared shitless.
Anyway, alien game is not good, again. Fuck.
56:05 The best part. It's Joel's favorite. This is where he really starts loving this game and why he thinks this game is best of 2023. Joel sounds so happy.
joel doing bits are the best things ever 😂 love u joey, u never fail to make me laugh
Its like the southpark aliens where they just use smex devices
Saw the new Amnesia game, (That looks really fun and tense), in which it has The Gun, but it take an entire Century to reload.
It got me thinking;
_Imagine a Horror game with RNG Reloading_
Like, you're trying to reload The Gun , but your hands are so shaky from all the tension, that the bullets just drop out and you have to pick them up which just takes EVEN longer to reload.
I don't know how to program worth anything, but I come up with the weirdest ideas for my (Daydream) games.
No, that's an awful idea honestly. Better not add any guns whatsoever rather than making them useless like that.
@@kommandantwunder6785 You say that, but in Hunt Showdown, a literal FPS game, pretty much every gun takes a century and a half to reload. The shotguns are absolutely terrible, both in terms of range and reload. You know you fucked up somewhere when the best shotgun available to you is at the very start and it's a single-shot.
My other twist with "The Gun" in a Horror Game is this;
You find a shotgun or rifle type weapon in the game, but there is no ammunition. At all. It doesn't exist.
So, you're carrying this thing like a club and whacking monsters with it, and it's the slowest, heaviest piece of s**t ever. But it hits like a Freight Train.
Very risk vs reward type weapon.
It's not RNG or a horror game, but Receiver is a game where you have to manually load your guns. As in, you have to actually put bullets into a magazine, insert the magazine into the gun, chamber a round, and make sure the safety is off. Having to reload when one of those flying enemies is chasing after you can be stressful.
they should make a game where they give you a gun to deal with the alien, but it does literally nothing, it just pings off of them
Alien Isolation literally
This reminds me of the spanish ufo game that Joel also got fustrated in, only that game wasn't advertised by sony of all things.
It was called OVNI
And it wasn't Spanish. It was Portuguese.
@@demonking41-l8j my mistake.
1:43:57 timestamp for Joey shit bit
1:57:00 had me dying. I lost my shit when he started playing the Stone Cold theme 🤣
Joey & Vinny should legit consider doing voice acting in an indie video game.
Put on "I Sawed The Demons" in the background to complete the atmosphere.
Good choice of music
I remember seeing the trailer for this and just thought: jupp. Joel's gonna play this.
Joel slowly overcoming his fear of grey by embracing his inner American is an arc in my eyes.
this game is so good that covering the walkie talkie antena with foil makes it working in incognito mode... I mean.. in real life works to but is ultra incognito because is only you who will talk with it
It feels like an AI wrote this game.
AI writing is more competent than this.
Joel while getting ravaged by Greys: AAAAAA
Making the protagonist constantly talk was such an obviously stupid decision for a horror game
Mans can't run for more than like 5 seconds before nearly dying. Why not just make the player character canonically asthmatic at that point
Judging by the dialogue, I'm going to assume the creators aren't native English speakers. Or it was written by ai.
Both probably
Attack of the ESL
"GREAT GOOGLY MOOGILY!"
I love how this just turned into a gachimuchi joke.
So... The his is like the VotV april fools irritating duendes, in a non- april fools full price game?
jowel learns the secret to alien combat.
slight height variation.
this game reminds me of a bigger budget we are not alone
desperately want joel to watch Nope if he hasnt before
Joel: I like atmospheric alien horror games. I don't like when it gives me a gun and it's "OBJECTIVE: KILL"
Also Joel: Aren't I in Alabama? Shouldn't I have a gun?
Joey: "Just let me fekkin win. I've suffered enough."
"i thought my legs were aliens"- joey
the fucking black and white filter part was the best bit he's ever done
1:44:16 the best bit in existence
Facetime notification sounding ass aliens
The developers really run out of ideas so fast that they went "uhhh idk throw some sexual assault jokes in there"
did Joel cut out the part where he gets lost and goes insane?
He says he usually cut parts that he think are tedious
""""""""""uncut"""""""""" streams
imagine screwing up a game with canon UFO PORNOOOOOO
Joel please turn up the volume of the games you play, it's ALWAYS the same: your voice is very high and clear but the game is pretty low so if I want to hear the game a little bit more, I end up hearing you even louder and your loud screams lmao please fix that
I love how after all this time, the demo for _They are here_ still holds up and is a 100 times better then this snuskfest garbango
I love how Joel can't stand the idea of even having alien creatures around in a game like Signal Simulator yet in a creepy, eerie environment he laughs at them.
glorp gnarp?
In the intro house, Henry says the dog is barking, it really sounds like "Max is BORKING".
the alien baseball bat saga is joey's catharsis