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  • Hulk gets interviewed by Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor and will fight the good fight for good dental insurance
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  • @dreamwalking
    @dreamwalking 2 роки тому +23299

    Hulk referring to "being Bruce Banner" as "his spare time" is hysterical to me.

    • @strawberrydingdong4097
      @strawberrydingdong4097 2 роки тому +1373

      In the comics they're considered to be separate people. Even going as far as making it to where you can kill Bruce banner, but hulk survives. Hulk is basically immortal

    • @sadboygreggy
      @sadboygreggy 2 роки тому +887

      @@strawberrydingdong4097 _It’s like he’s some kind of Immortal Hulk or something._

    • @wontonschannel
      @wontonschannel 2 роки тому +576

      @@sadboygreggy *They should write a story about that!*

    • @yobama6052
      @yobama6052 2 роки тому +457

      @@wontonschannel *No that would never sell*

    • @XXXTentaclez
      @XXXTentaclez 2 роки тому +51

      Omg this was awesome

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 2 роки тому +65948

    "Hulk will see you in court" is terrifying because Hulk doesn't think he can smash you harder than the justice system.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 2 роки тому +6559

      That and his cousin's a very good lawyer.
      Imagine the legal fees.

    • @wackypenguin94
      @wackypenguin94 2 роки тому +3694

      Technically, he litterally screws all three over, iron man gets all his stuff taken away and his money, Thor won't win the case, probably ends up not able to come back to earth, and captain America looses his shield.

    • @edenengland1883
      @edenengland1883 2 роки тому +2392

      Hulk knows smash will hurt now, but law will hurt forever.

    • @kaidothedrunkard
      @kaidothedrunkard 2 роки тому +915

      Hulk's secret Super Power: *Suing the enemy to death and taking everything they own.*

    • @coster812
      @coster812 2 роки тому +559

      He is also a professional and will not smash without proper compensation

  • @AngryNerdBird
    @AngryNerdBird Рік тому +23615

    "C'mon guys, where's he even gonna find a lawyer?"
    "Hulk's cousin is lawyer."
    "Shit."

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 Рік тому +3803

      "Cousin She-Hulk is civil and criminal defense attorney. Cousin She-Hulk says hulk has strong case for unfair and discriminatory hiring practices."

    • @maximuffin6395
      @maximuffin6395 Рік тому +2809

      @@Outlaw7263 *Nods in lack of voice actress*

    • @cyandeoidre2375
      @cyandeoidre2375 Рік тому +262

      @@maximuffin6395 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Рік тому +213

      @@maximuffin6395
      This is gold, XD

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Рік тому +270

      The fact that She Hulk is a lawyer is brilliant

  • @indifference6004
    @indifference6004 Рік тому +10542

    I love how this implies that he got a PhD without writing.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Рік тому +2017

      He got it in his "spare time" as Bruce Banner, who is physically capable of writing. Give Hulk a huge pen and big boy could probably do fine.

    • @ManusiaKagakRusuh
      @ManusiaKagakRusuh Рік тому +291

      why writing when you can just typing ...

    • @prettyboyjeremy
      @prettyboyjeremy Рік тому +298

      Bruce Banner is the writer and genius
      Hulk probably never bothered to write because then he'd just turn back into Bruce banner ergo writing as the hulk is unnecessary

    • @chestnut4860
      @chestnut4860 Рік тому +73

      I mean I now he got educated when he could write but that never stopped steven hawking from eyelid to speeching his way into fame.

    • @passive_catalyst6793
      @passive_catalyst6793 Рік тому +15

      @@ManusiaKagakRusuh how do you type a signature

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 2 роки тому +10888

    Suing the Avengers is actually a pretty good move on Hulk's part considering who his cousin is

    • @robertwyatt3912
      @robertwyatt3912 2 роки тому +375

      TRUE.

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 2 роки тому +878

      She-Hulk is a good lawyer

    • @adamnielson42
      @adamnielson42 2 роки тому +701

      If they knew who his cousin was they'd probably let him in instantly. Iron Man would be begging to sleep with She-Hulk lol.

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 роки тому +1

      @@adamnielson42 She would break him in half

    • @romanticmonkey
      @romanticmonkey 2 роки тому +244

      @@adamnielson42 as would most men😂

  • @littlebird5999
    @littlebird5999 2 роки тому +10919

    Fun fact, the Hulk was originally meant to still be perfectly smart, just had a hard time communicating. He wasn't prone to impulsive violence or anything like that, he was just generally stereotyped as the big strong scary guy. He was just dumbed down over time due to the exact stereotype he was originally a statement on. Kinda the same effect as homer simpson going from typical dad to d'oh dolt.

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 роки тому +76

      Okay.

    • @guilhermecaetano9538
      @guilhermecaetano9538 2 роки тому +831

      Another Fun fact: With The beast of x Men It was the opposity. He bom as a strong but dumb character and ending being the beast that ele know and love!

    • @radical_rat
      @radical_rat 2 роки тому +471

      I mean, in like his second or third issue he explicitly states he wants to "conquer the human world." He's got a degree of intelligence, sure, but still very much prone to impulsive violence until Bruce gets a better handle on things.

    • @Cra-b
      @Cra-b 2 роки тому +496

      at this point i dont even think it was just by stereotype, it was a nerf just so he cannot make his enemies cry by either him saying facts or beating their skulls into solid concrete.

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 2 роки тому +277

      I believe it is what TV Tropes calls "Flanderisation"
      Originally, The Hulk was essentially Mr. Hyde to Bruce Banner's Dr. Jeckyl. But like you said, due to him being a comic book character and you sell to the peanut gallery where all the kids are (since, you know, it's a comic book), it wasn't any surprise that Hulk became Flanderised pretty quickly.
      It's kinda like how Giallos from the late 60's through the late 70's were essentially visually stylised murder mysteries (Sherlock Holmes with flair), which was even boiled down to it's further essence into the Slasher genre, which had a basic mystery enough to setup the unique kills and get to the nitty gritty.

  • @kiwi4058
    @kiwi4058 Рік тому +18506

    i like that even though he's mad about the unfair hiring practices, hulk still wishes a good day to the avengers. what a true gentleman

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 Рік тому +624

      Hulk knows what hulk like when angry. Hulk not want hurt hulk's case.

    • @russell_kowlski
      @russell_kowlski Рік тому +69

      0:09

    • @samuellove9619
      @samuellove9619 Рік тому +42

      The incredulous Hulk

    • @DarkTemplarKain
      @DarkTemplarKain Рік тому +55

      he's quite the credible hulk

    • @johnassal5838
      @johnassal5838 Рік тому +62

      His cousin's a lawyer so he knows he can go all World War on them in the courtroom...

  • @trollparadox9371
    @trollparadox9371 Рік тому +16373

    Actually not only is the Hulk able to read and write, he is actually incredibly proficient at doing so. Not only was he able to put together an excellent doctoral thesis on Nuclear Physics in order to garner his PhD but his ability to correctly cite and format to APA standards has lended him the nickname "The Credible Hulk".
    You don't want to make him angry, because he will back up his arguments with cites, sources and peer-reviewed studies.

    • @grantflippin7808
      @grantflippin7808 Рік тому +839

      Nah, his hands are just too big to hold a pencil

    • @thedbdentity2102
      @thedbdentity2102 Рік тому +563

      He just has sausage fingers and he writes like a doctor

    • @ttry1152
      @ttry1152 Рік тому +95

      @@grantflippin7808 human form

    • @nicholaswhitman4620
      @nicholaswhitman4620 Рік тому +262

      Hulk will absolutely smash you in the marketplace of ideas

    • @CaveraGamerzZ
      @CaveraGamerzZ Рік тому +140

      The credible Hulk could be a TV show about a lying Hulk that learns to be honest throughout the show

  • @erikschwab6405
    @erikschwab6405 2 роки тому +11465

    "I mean, we're probably fine, where's he even going to get a lawyer?"
    "HULK'S COUSIN IS LAWYER."
    "Well, crap."

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 2 роки тому +1094

      "Hulk is also lawyer in spare time, as well as Quantum Physicist, also Hulk have a doctorate in Biological Sciences and Theoretical Physics."
      "F*ck"
      "F*ck"
      "F*ck"

    • @justsomeguywithamask2784
      @justsomeguywithamask2784 2 роки тому +138

      That is so true 😂

    • @acousticfacts
      @acousticfacts 2 роки тому +312

      Hulk call saul

    • @collegerebel
      @collegerebel 2 роки тому +97

      And then Tony hits on Jen.

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 2 роки тому +55

      I hope they explore that in she hulk

  • @pharaohbubbles1547
    @pharaohbubbles1547 2 роки тому +3899

    Damn, even with a PHD, Hulk still can't get a decent paying job

    • @scruffythejanitor1969
      @scruffythejanitor1969 2 роки тому +320

      More common than you'd think. I had a cousin with one that kept getting rejected for jobs for being "Over qualified." The only jobs she wanted to do that she was "qualified" for were teaching (she wasn't interested), directors jobs (not enough experience), or waiting for a specific position to open up at one of about 4 companies. Took her 18 months to find a job.

    • @uzundeprem5743
      @uzundeprem5743 2 роки тому +51

      Just like real life xdddzx

    • @ninjatortise8958
      @ninjatortise8958 2 роки тому +14

      Degrees are worthless, the real money's in NFTs

    • @lclevivadakushan3778
      @lclevivadakushan3778 2 роки тому +194

      @@ninjatortise8958 Nice joke

    • @methatis3013
      @methatis3013 2 роки тому +126

      @@ninjatortise8958 I sincerely hope you are being sarcastic

  • @loooptylooops7067
    @loooptylooops7067 Рік тому +1553

    1:58 I like how iron Man, a marvel character, casually mentions that the teen titans are looking for members

    • @Fritz_A.
      @Fritz_A. Рік тому +89

      Wait a Minute.

    • @loooptylooops7067
      @loooptylooops7067 Рік тому +61

      @@Fritz_A. Something ain't right

    • @BlandoGaming
      @BlandoGaming Рік тому +64

      It didn't sit right when I first heard it, but took a minute to fully register.

    • @yisraelaufrichtig6742
      @yisraelaufrichtig6742 Рік тому +33

      Stan Lee made a cameo in a Teen Titans Go! movie

    • @mousermind
      @mousermind 10 місяців тому +1

      @@yisraelaufrichtig6742 We don't talk about that trash here...

  • @Crurned
    @Crurned Рік тому +209

    My head canon says this should have been the best intro ever for a She-Hulk TV series. Have Hulk as a variant in another dimension actually volunteering in the Avengers, they turning down the offer, and Bruce ends up suing them with his cousin Jennifer representing him in court. Panic ensues at the hearing day with their rogue gallery attacking, fill from there.

  • @charlielomanto3177
    @charlielomanto3177 2 роки тому +19029

    Love how Iron Man doesn’t get bothered until he finds out Hulk has a PHD.

  • @SpykeMH
    @SpykeMH 2 роки тому +6173

    "In spare time" kills me. Being a nuclear physicist is just a hobby to him.

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 2 роки тому +327

      Imagine being so successful you can use your expensive doctorate in spare time

    • @Hillthugsta
      @Hillthugsta 2 роки тому +85

      Well...Hulk isn't Hulk all the time, right?

    • @jackanddienesdivorcepapers5347
      @jackanddienesdivorcepapers5347 2 роки тому +134

      Well his body is a nuclear reactor so he kind of has to be

    • @rafagd
      @rafagd 2 роки тому +64

      Everything is only a hobby when your job is to smash

    • @ChamnBees
      @ChamnBees 2 роки тому +38

      @@jackanddienesdivorcepapers5347 maybe Godzilla needs a doctorate too, just in case of

  • @popo74aa
    @popo74aa Рік тому +475

    I cracked up the whole time but I love Thor talking old style the whole time then just dropping it for 'Well that was pretty unexpected' at the end LOL

  • @XVDragonGaming
    @XVDragonGaming Рік тому +734

    If he has a PHD he can write, so guessing he 'physically' can't write is what he meant. Not easy for a guy with massive hands plus a theoretical infinite level of strength, writing is probably not easy to do with most pens and pencils.

    • @samuelfernandesoliveira
      @samuelfernandesoliveira Рік тому +72

      True , just a tiny puny bit of strength will snap the pen in half

    • @abdellnunez1403
      @abdellnunez1403 Рік тому +70

      Reminds me of Potemkin from Guilty Gear. Guy loves to draw but is such an absolute unit that he has to have specially made utensils to be able to properly pursue his hobby.

    • @MIrfanPerdana
      @MIrfanPerdana Рік тому +59

      Hence the "unfair hiring practices" part most likely.

    • @Rizzy-Bizzy20
      @Rizzy-Bizzy20 Рік тому +9

      Just get him an adamantium or vibranium pen,it could hold for some time.

    • @jamesdinius7769
      @jamesdinius7769 Рік тому +55

      Exactly. That's why he's suing for unfair hiring practices. He's not illiterate, he's physically incapable of writing. He's still fully qualified, they are refusing to hire him on the basis of an irrelevant 'disability'.

  • @panda4510
    @panda4510 2 роки тому +8477

    “Hulk will see you in court” is objectively hilarious

    • @duskthegamer4129
      @duskthegamer4129 2 роки тому +272

      she hulk is a lawyer so I bet he has a good chance of winning

    • @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter
      @BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter 2 роки тому +168

      He should’ve said before that “Hulk have cousin who is lawyer”.

    • @justinarzola5782
      @justinarzola5782 2 роки тому +48

      His cousins a lawyer so he will
      win the case easy.

    • @Randomyoutuber-4831
      @Randomyoutuber-4831 2 роки тому +53

      @@duskthegamer4129 I mean it is she hulk, she’s one of the best lawyers in the marvel universe; right up there with Matt Murdock.

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 роки тому +2

      Lol.

  • @devexx8105
    @devexx8105 2 роки тому +16429

    Hulk speaks facts every time.

    • @pascal_case
      @pascal_case 2 роки тому +35

      and so do you

    • @LegacyComics100
      @LegacyComics100 2 роки тому +111

      Hulk is Based, Hulk once smacked Enchantress after she called him a horse.
      Also, When Captain Carol was beating him down over and over until she got tired, all that Hulk said with a relaxed look on his face is “feel better,” before launching her into orbit!
      Finally, Hulk will force you to pay your taxes!

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 роки тому +5

      Lol.

    • @alejandropuma6734
      @alejandropuma6734 2 роки тому +14

      Well, he is always, in fact, smashing

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 2 роки тому +38

      Right. Like, remember that time when he said “Hulk smash!” and then he smashed several things? Or that one time he said “Hulk smash!” and then smashed *lots of* things? He’s a very honest man.

  • @dmgroberts5471
    @dmgroberts5471 Рік тому +100

    "Hulk will see you in court" is one of the most hilarious lines I've ever heard.

    • @MothMan04
      @MothMan04 11 місяців тому +5

      I'm kinda scared by that one. Imagine you pissed off the Hulk and instead of turning you into Heinz ketchup with his fists or smashing you in the ground, he just wants to see you in court.

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 11 місяців тому +3

      @@MothMan04 Yeah, he _could_ splat you, but he's decided that would be too quick. Instead, he's going to put you through a court appearance.

    • @MothMan04
      @MothMan04 11 місяців тому +1

      @@dmgroberts5471 That is terrifying and *very* hilarious.

  • @joelinbrown9792
    @joelinbrown9792 Рік тому +76

    We need a sequel to this with she-hulk being his lawyer, but she doesn’t talk the entire time and still wins

  • @nory9939
    @nory9939 2 роки тому +19540

    That ending tho. Hulk with Bruce's intelligence is something else.

  • @adamnielson42
    @adamnielson42 2 роки тому +9324

    Poor Hulk. Glad he's going through the proper method to getting justice.

    • @adamnielson42
      @adamnielson42 2 роки тому +41

      @flower has eatenfinally!!! I've been waiting years to get "smoothie rolled"!!! Thank you.

    • @toxdz_quack8466
      @toxdz_quack8466 2 роки тому +27

      One problem: they didn't do anything wrong in terms of law. They are giving him a contract, but he doesn't sign it, which means he's refusing the job, and now he's suing them for not allowing to work without a contract that he did not sign despite having an opportunity

    • @somethingswrongwithyou9133
      @somethingswrongwithyou9133 2 роки тому +103

      @@toxdz_quack8466 Though they didn’t help in his disability for writing

    • @DroppedMyMarbles
      @DroppedMyMarbles 2 роки тому +153

      @@toxdz_quack8466 he has a physical disability preventing him from properly holding a pen, he isn't refusing to sign it, he is being rejected the basic accommodations as an excuse to not give him a fair shake. his disability does not affect the day to day operations of being an Avenger, and they even say the opposite. Hulk has a good case going for him tbh

    • @toxdz_quack8466
      @toxdz_quack8466 2 роки тому +5

      @@DroppedMyMarbles can't they just refuse to hire someone?

  • @kinto6845
    @kinto6845 Рік тому +746

    "Thor needs thesaurus"
    "More cost effective then jet fule"
    He really dose have a PhD

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia Рік тому +11

      "Jet Fule" XD

    • @linyenchin6773
      @linyenchin6773 11 місяців тому +5

      *than jet fuel.
      Hulk isn't stupid so he doesn't confuse then for than, he knows when to use which.

    • @tatertoast4457
      @tatertoast4457 8 місяців тому +4

      “Why hulk throw shield when hulk throw semi truck” make that a PhD^2

    • @HolyChad
      @HolyChad 3 місяці тому +1

      @@linyenchin6773yes he is good at not switching the term vocabulary when it calls for sentence

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 Рік тому +78

    I love that Thor sounds like he’s yelling from the bottom of a well

    • @MRNentertainment7122
      @MRNentertainment7122 Місяць тому +1

      I think that's Comic Thor in a nutshell, especially in Shakespearean

  • @hautakleightontam771
    @hautakleightontam771 2 роки тому +18254

    Hulk CAN write, it's just unreadable because he's got gorilla fingers and a doctorate. That's why he's called 'The Illegible Hulk'.

    • @alexandrefigs
      @alexandrefigs 2 роки тому +147

      Lmao

    • @user-np2xl4qk4w
      @user-np2xl4qk4w 2 роки тому +119

      Why would the doctorate make his writing unreadable?

    • @bIoxby
      @bIoxby 2 роки тому +738

      @@user-np2xl4qk4w you know how "doctors" have illegible writing?
      yeah, that's what the commenter meant

    • @retrowave69
      @retrowave69 2 роки тому +71

      @@user-np2xl4qk4w r/woosh

    • @Mrs._Fenc
      @Mrs._Fenc 2 роки тому +27

      @@retrowave69 u forgot the h

  • @SeaGoingLizabeth
    @SeaGoingLizabeth 2 роки тому +29224

    "why hulk throw shield if hulk can throw semi-truck"
    This guy really does have a PHD.

    • @i_garfed_on_the_carpet
      @i_garfed_on_the_carpet Рік тому +650

      Why throw shield when you could just run and punch?

    • @i-lack-creativity
      @i-lack-creativity Рік тому +586

      Why hulk throw semi truck when hulk can throw nuclear bombs

    • @azure-cladassassin5425
      @azure-cladassassin5425 Рік тому +392

      It'd probably be pretty funny but also pretty damn deadly if Hulk just yeeted a disk of solid vibranium about.

    • @Somerandomguy2763
      @Somerandomguy2763 Рік тому

      @@i-lack-creativity he will die

    • @boxinabox6608
      @boxinabox6608 Рік тому

      @Mr. Meeseekes How are you guy-with-no-qualifications-or-purpose-in-life?

  • @101damnations7
    @101damnations7 Рік тому +52

    I like to believe that this Hulk is fully capable of writing, since he seems very aware of and understanding of all his previous knowledge as Bruce Banner, but that since becoming Hulk in the canon of the JJ series his fingers became too big to effectively use pencils and thus has just not practiced in however long it’s been

    • @amaruqlonewolf3350
      @amaruqlonewolf3350 8 місяців тому +6

      You do realize that his inability to write comes from not being able to hold a tiny pencil with his massive hands, and not from illiteracy?

  • @volumist
    @volumist Рік тому +26

    "Robot man, you better call Saul"

  • @baransevim3969
    @baransevim3969 2 роки тому +84236

    The Credible Hulk. He defeats his foes with facts and logic.

  • @wamuuthepoleperson168
    @wamuuthepoleperson168 2 роки тому +8602

    Tony: "just sign right here."
    Hulk: "give hulk one moment"
    *hulk turns back into bruce*
    Bruce: "and signed."
    Tony: "MOTHERFU-"

    • @primejourney946
      @primejourney946 2 роки тому +433

      I WAS JUST THINKING THIS XD

    • @isopodslug6365
      @isopodslug6365 2 роки тому +326

      I honestly was expecting that to happen

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 2 роки тому +317

      @Mcheetah Bruce banner: (invents glove to allow hulk to wright then turns into hulk)
      Hulk: wanna try that again?

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 роки тому +131

      @Mcheetah That would be a good fit before the whole "Hulk is suing" part.

    • @blizzardfog9501
      @blizzardfog9501 2 роки тому +38

      @@Anonymous-hx3pu captain america: I'm confused, why did Bruce had to since it but not hulk?

  • @yektadragon9965
    @yektadragon9965 Рік тому +28

    "Hulk not stupid.
    Hulk just angry."

  • @ben-chan420
    @ben-chan420 Рік тому +110

    The best part is imagining Hulk dressed up in a formal suit a few sizes too small for him sitting in a tiny chair barely able to hold up his weight next to his very nervous lawyer in the courtroom while very articulately explaining why he's been discriminated against to the judge lmao

    • @ndf0715
      @ndf0715 Рік тому +32

      Nah the lawyer wouldn't be shaking because it would be hulk's cousin she-hulk a very good lawyer and also capable of using the 4th wall in fact she was Marvel's No.1 4th breaker/manipulator before Deadpool took over that role

    • @ben-chan420
      @ben-chan420 Рік тому +3

      @@ndf0715 Dang bro you really need to touch grass lol

    • @goofyahhdude405
      @goofyahhdude405 Рік тому +27

      @@ben-chan420 bro when did knowing things equal to not touching grass?

    • @sud1881
      @sud1881 Рік тому +19

      @@ben-chan420 I mean reading a Wikipedia page isn’t that unbearable

    • @Thuazabi
      @Thuazabi Рік тому +17

      @@ben-chan420 you're posting comments on a geek culture shitpost, so I would think twice before throwing stones from that glass house.

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 2 роки тому +3104

    You wouldn't like to see him when he has his lawyer.

  • @sadrat5375
    @sadrat5375 2 роки тому +8437

    "Why Hulk throw shield when Hulk throw semi-truck" What a gorgeous, well-crafted line

    • @nathanielbass771
      @nathanielbass771 2 роки тому +280

      Iron man: "because it might explode"
      hulk: "that bad thing?""
      IM: "yes hulk"
      hulk: "Okay, hulk throw building instead!"

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 2 роки тому +78

      @@nathanielbass771 Hulk: Throws the planet

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 2 роки тому +91

      @@lolasdm6959 Hulk's greatest feat In strenght to date are:
      - Holding two tectonic plates together. (So a good chunk of a planet)
      - Destroying all life on a planet when he clashed fists with She-Rulk. (So he's a semi-planer burster)
      - Exorcized the One Below All away by clapping.

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 2 роки тому +24

      @@mqfii8992 absolute bad ass, honestly Avengers should just become THE Avenger

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 2 роки тому +18

      @Vongola Atzi Toon Force isn't accounted for In these scenarios, because these characters mold reality into their favor.

  • @Turtlepizza278
    @Turtlepizza278 Рік тому +21

    "why throw shield when hulk throw semi-truck" best line in this

  • @richardklein1167
    @richardklein1167 5 місяців тому +7

    I love that Hulk points out he can do everything the team can already do and that they enter an existential crisis because of it. "Why would he even join?" Well, to you Tony Stark I say in Hulk's defense: "Hulk want friends."

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 2 роки тому +6450

    Hulk: “Hulk also help create time travel.”
    Iron Man: “Well I’m the one that perfected it.”
    Hulk: “From MY notes.”

    • @OnlyKarlos
      @OnlyKarlos 2 роки тому +424

      Iron Man got the patent because Hulk can't write

    • @poorsoul8492
      @poorsoul8492 2 роки тому +78

      actually this is partly true because it was kims work, but yeah still funny haha

    • @imsippinteainyocomments6133
      @imsippinteainyocomments6133 2 роки тому +10

      i thought it was Scott Langs notes?

    • @bazooga242
      @bazooga242 2 роки тому +8

      From Hulk's notes*

    • @dhavalghone9398
      @dhavalghone9398 2 роки тому +2

      Sounds like a Rosalind Franklin-Watson and Crick situation

  • @shadowki5687
    @shadowki5687 2 роки тому +1364

    Ironman: why do you even wanna work here anyways hulk?
    Hulk: you think stretchable no-rip pants grow on trees?

    • @justinarzola5782
      @justinarzola5782 2 роки тому +157

      Hulk needs to pay insurance for smashing some cars.

    • @Saiyza
      @Saiyza 2 роки тому +140

      @@justinarzola5782 "Do Avengers not pay for damages? Hulk smell class-action lawsuit"

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 роки тому +5

      Lmao.

    • @juliiju0484
      @juliiju0484 2 роки тому +51

      Fun fact: in the Avengers: EMH cartoon, Tony Stark gives Banner special pants that suit his transformations, thus saving him a lot of money

    • @mitchhaelann9215
      @mitchhaelann9215 2 роки тому +22

      Economy tank. Hulk too proud to flip burgers.

  • @matthew3009
    @matthew3009 11 місяців тому +10

    If you showed a random person a picture of the avengers and asked them which one was a nuclear physicist, I wonder how many would know it was hulk.

  • @ferr.6109
    @ferr.6109 Рік тому +18

    You know it's good voice acting when you can imagine the real person's face expression and body gestures by just hearing the character talking

  • @looniemoonie5955
    @looniemoonie5955 2 роки тому +3406

    It becomes even funnier when you remember that his cousine She-Hulk is a great lawyer.

    • @ShadowFox0324
      @ShadowFox0324 2 роки тому +342

      ....Well shit
      Hulk's gonna own the tower from now on

    • @aboriginite
      @aboriginite 2 роки тому +134

      @@ShadowFox0324 it's ok, tony can just buy another one

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 2 роки тому +214

      Hulk take half of Avengers assets!
      Hulk sue!

    • @joegun4259
      @joegun4259 2 роки тому +40

      If there's a part 2 I would like to see she hulk as hulk laywer

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 2 роки тому +5

      True

  • @thomasraines1396
    @thomasraines1396 2 роки тому +2451

    The quiet “will sue for unfair hiring practices” was unexpected but hilarious.

  • @herbert4775
    @herbert4775 Рік тому +14

    **Black Widow shares her opinion in lack of voice actress**

    • @OsinakiKun
      @OsinakiKun 3 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @All2Meme
      @All2Meme Місяць тому

      Black Widow likes it when Hulk Smash!

  • @fobo3361
    @fobo3361 Рік тому +23

    I like how accurate this is, hulks just busted compared to everyone else, ashame marvel made him a punchline

    • @timeconquersall1789
      @timeconquersall1789 Рік тому +4

      Banner is on the level of Tony Stark and Hulk is the strongest one there is if he ever gets a wild hair up his ass and decided to work together how bad could that be also known as I'm being sent to another planet becoming the king and his wife and unborn child get blown up in the spaceship you got there in

  • @johnc._9822
    @johnc._9822 2 роки тому +25513

    The ending is twice as funny when you consider that She-Hulk, his cousin, is a lawyer.

    • @jack-exzolt9858
      @jack-exzolt9858 Рік тому +3131

      And she has successfully sued Tony twice.

    • @Sato.or.Narsh.389X10
      @Sato.or.Narsh.389X10 Рік тому +789

      @@jack-exzolt9858 for Real?!???!!!!!!?! Man Tony has bad luck today.

    • @jack-exzolt9858
      @jack-exzolt9858 Рік тому +1392

      @@Sato.or.Narsh.389X10 Thing is, Tony is really REALLY bad at picking his lawyers. He just always ends up just paying his fines and dues.

    • @Sato.or.Narsh.389X10
      @Sato.or.Narsh.389X10 Рік тому +823

      @@jack-exzolt9858so the genius who fought celestials and created the God buster, can't get away from paying fines and always picks the worst lawyers...... I know power scalers hate these inconsistencies but for me they are super funny.

    • @jack-exzolt9858
      @jack-exzolt9858 Рік тому +651

      @@Sato.or.Narsh.389X10 well genius doesn't equate to decisive. You can build a Celestial-killing armor, but nothing can save you from one bad decision to another.
      Because by the end of the day, Tony's still bound to human society, he's not above the law when it's convenient to him.

  • @connorhealy3562
    @connorhealy3562 2 роки тому +901

    “Wait, if you already have a PHD then what do you need this job for???”
    “Hulk no get tenure. Smashed committee chairman’s car. Had to pay for damages.”

    • @namedindividual3131
      @namedindividual3131 2 роки тому +3

      lmao

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 роки тому +72

      On an alternate universe: "Hulk no job because Hulk apparently overqualified. Hulk got high paying jobs wanting him. Hulk not experienced enough, so Hulk reject them."

    • @mitchhaelann9215
      @mitchhaelann9215 2 роки тому +65

      Hulk nuclear physicist in spare time. Economy downturned. Hulk not green enough for green energy. Hulk too proud to flip burgers, think Avengers need help with radioactive space bugs.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 роки тому +17

      @@mitchhaelann9215 "Hulk now thinking deeply. Huh, Hulk think we should use radioactive space bugs as cattle and fuel."

    • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
      @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 2 роки тому +4

      @@mitchhaelann9215 I don't think he's too proud to flip burgers. If he flips a burger, Superman would have a snack falling from the sky.
      Dude flips burgers so hard he sends them to a different fictional continuity.

  • @Willian774
    @Willian774 Рік тому +10

    “By the looks of him Thor assumes it is for thy dentaaal”
    Man, I can’t stop replaying that 😂

  • @darrylferguson3622
    @darrylferguson3622 Рік тому +9

    This is what Professor Hulk in the MCU should have been- a proper fusion of Hulk's temper and Banner's intelligence, which would throw everyone off-balance when he maintains conversations

    • @RWSfan2024
      @RWSfan2024 2 місяці тому

      That would make Endgame ten times better

  • @bankruptedwizard1413
    @bankruptedwizard1413 Рік тому +3380

    "Hulk will see you in court. Good day to you all."
    That is the most threatening thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Рік тому +165

      Knowing that Hulk’s cousin, She-Hulk, is a lawyer who I heard also sued Tony before…
      Yea Tony isn’t getting out of this.

    • @WakeUpToReality...
      @WakeUpToReality... Рік тому +35

      The Litigious Hulk

    • @toniotrussardi8126
      @toniotrussardi8126 Рік тому +46

      @@Zack_Zander and lets not forget the family bond factor i think jen wouldnt be happy knowing ppl were screwing with her cousin that saved her life and gave her awesome powers

    • @onerandombruh
      @onerandombruh Рік тому

      @@Zack_Zander so basically, they're fucked.

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Рік тому +7

      Holy shit, you're right!

  • @larrylaffer3246
    @larrylaffer3246 2 роки тому +2611

    There's a reason he's called "The Incredible Hulk". He's incredibly smart that's why. Having incredible strength too helps matters. Brain and brawn if you will.

    • @justinarzola5782
      @justinarzola5782 2 роки тому +43

      He got incredible stretchy pants too.

    • @lazerstudios9982
      @lazerstudios9982 2 роки тому +15

      I think you mean "The Credible Hulk".

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 2 роки тому

      What comic did you ever read? 🙄

    • @dmoneystop-motionstudios6284
      @dmoneystop-motionstudios6284 2 роки тому

      @@kanedaku did you not get the joke?

    • @burgrz_tasty1237
      @burgrz_tasty1237 2 роки тому

      @@kanedaku the one where he was Mr. fixit after he was poisoned, still very strong but maintaining his intellect as well

  • @amogq
    @amogq Рік тому +4

    "Hulk has phd."
    "What.?"
    "Hulk nuclear physicist in spare time."

  • @venomfan2020
    @venomfan2020 Рік тому +22

    1:03 yeah, Bruce Banner...

  • @ingen_nate_kenny6588
    @ingen_nate_kenny6588 Рік тому +8401

    I found “More cost effective than jet fuel”way funnier than I should have. Such an absurd thing to say.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Рік тому +329

      He has a PhD, after all. He's quite educated.

    • @vikstar123.4
      @vikstar123.4 Рік тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/wnMjbZStEe8/v-deo.html
      its finally here Yes

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager Рік тому +112

      I found a jetpack in a post apocalyptic survival video game that recharged after each jump, and it saved me literal tons of in-game fuel as opposed to trying to drive all over the map to farm for resources. This comment seems far more sensible and less absurd to me after that experience. XD

    • @ae.wayneism
      @ae.wayneism Рік тому +13

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 And yet, he can't even write.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 Рік тому +63

      @@ae.wayneism Get him a pen as big as a ruler, and he'd have a chance.

  • @SuperiorGothBun
    @SuperiorGothBun 2 роки тому +4969

    Fun fact: Despite being a founding Avenger, Hulk left the team in the second issue and never rejoined fully until decades later due to the MCU. Every other occasion had him as a temporary member or assisting

    • @shep6489
      @shep6489 2 роки тому +297

      Even when he was a member he spent most of the time fighting the team lol

    • @CrownMe13
      @CrownMe13 2 роки тому +131

      @Boom bow Hulk and Banner both

    • @flightlesslord2688
      @flightlesslord2688 Рік тому +65

      @Boom bow understandable tbh

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Рік тому +31

      So that’s why he was barely in the mcu

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Рік тому +37

      @Boom bow I mean he’s not wrong

  • @premmore2075
    @premmore2075 Рік тому +19

    0:54 my favorite part

  • @MrEgofreak
    @MrEgofreak 11 місяців тому +4

    I love how despite EVERYTHING Hulk showed in his arsenal, the PHD is what got them to consider him. Hulk's tiny pen to truly is mightier than his Chrystler-Building-sized sword.

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 2 роки тому +1008

    "Why Hulk throw shield when Hulk throw semi-truck?"
    Hulk wrecked Steve with that one.

    • @ixrer
      @ixrer 2 роки тому +67

      destroyed with facts and logic... and also a semi-truck.

    • @romansionis2470
      @romansionis2470 2 роки тому +13

      @Mcheetah Also Semi-Truck can't come back like the shield

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 2 роки тому +9

      @@romansionis2470 that's why hulk grabs another semi truck, or a car

    • @joseguadalupemartineztorre9702
      @joseguadalupemartineztorre9702 2 роки тому +6

      Puny man throw most expensive shield at people, hulk throw cars and open parking spots. Thor needs for weapon and to fly, hulk is nuclear weapon and jump. Tin man in expensive armor and very smart with lots of money, hulk has PHD too and cars and semi trucks are less than tin suit

    • @debatebattle
      @debatebattle 2 роки тому +2

      @@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702 Thor has lightning and hammer and is more durable than hulk plus Thor can't get sued cause he doesn't have money in the first place.

  • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
    @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 2 роки тому +854

    Fun fact: The Avengers tried to recuit Spider-Man once and for his test they sent him to find and fight Hulk. Spidey realizing Hulk just wants to be left alone said basically "screw you guys I couldn't find him and I didn't want to join anyway".

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 2 роки тому +198

      Yea and the cruel irony was the Avengers actually wanted to help the Hulk in that story

    • @dripmysticgohan2466
      @dripmysticgohan2466 2 роки тому +11

      Which issue was it

    • @felipecosta-kv2fx
      @felipecosta-kv2fx 2 роки тому +48

      @@cosmicmcmoon5773 how was that supposed to help?

    • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
      @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 2 роки тому +33

      @@dripmysticgohan2466 Amazing Spider-Man Annual #3

    • @cosmicmcmoon5773
      @cosmicmcmoon5773 2 роки тому +133

      @@felipecosta-kv2fx Like they just wanted Spidey to bring Hulk to them to help him, not kill him like Spidey thought in that issue

  • @gonzoclan9603
    @gonzoclan9603 11 місяців тому +3

    Hulk knows that a business must provide accommodations for disability as long as they don't harm the business

  • @DickGallo-dk7wi
    @DickGallo-dk7wi 7 місяців тому +2

    Good thing his cousin is a lawyer!

  • @VladyO
    @VladyO 2 роки тому +2836

    Fun facts about the original Avengers comics:
    1. Hulk was a founding Avenger, Cap wasn't.
    2. Hulk spoke full sentences
    3. Hulk was only an Avenger for two issues and then dipped, so for almost 50 years he actually *wasn't* an Avenger.
    4. Hulk and Namor the Sub-Mariner once teamed up to defeat the Avengers in revenge and they actually *won* .
    EDIT: Correction, Hulk and Namor *almost* won. Frankly, I thought it was an incredibly one-sided battle in their favor with the Avengers really getting their asses kicked, but Hulk randomly turned back into Banner and Namor just happened to be out of water for too long, apparently.

    • @b4k
      @b4k 2 роки тому +42

      I gotta read the comics now

    • @alexkelly6449
      @alexkelly6449 2 роки тому +148

      The avengers didn't even know who iron man really was

    • @typeouetco1626
      @typeouetco1626 2 роки тому +14

      Isn't the 4 that time thor took both of them by himself? I def don t remember them winning

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 2 роки тому +45

      @@b4k
      Heads up, depending on what era/run you're reading, things will get bat shit crazy. Whether it's good crazy or bad crazy will depend on personal preference.

    • @nb5437
      @nb5437 2 роки тому +96

      Fun fact 5: before the MCU, Hulk had spent more time in the Fantastic Four than he did in the Avengers

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 2 роки тому +2069

    Fun fact: If for some reason you can't sign a document, IE being illiterate or not having the necessary limbs to write, you can sign off via alternative means, such as a handprint or with a witness signing for you (like She-Hulk).
    But then again, this Hulk most likely knows about this, but decided to sue them with a fair cause as a power move.

    • @promiatey7520
      @promiatey7520 2 роки тому +269

      Now I can't stop thinking of Hulk straight up slapping that document and leaving handprint the size of a whole paper

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 2 роки тому

      Hulk: I could get this job, but I'd rather see you bitches suffer through court.

    • @meok3848
      @meok3848 2 роки тому +73

      @@promiatey7520 Probably bigger than the whole paper

    • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
      @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 2 роки тому +61

      @@meok3848 His thumb alone almost covers the entire paper...

    • @sargentsteve7148
      @sargentsteve7148 2 роки тому +71

      They thought they did hulk dirty
      Little did they know they made hulk do them dirty

  • @honestmistake8167
    @honestmistake8167 Рік тому +19

    its even scarier when you remember his cousin is a lawyer
    and a really good one at that

  • @rizkyantoni3948
    @rizkyantoni3948 Рік тому +4

    Nobody talks about how Thor changes his speaking style in the end

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 2 роки тому +510

    "Hulk will see you in court!"
    Considering his cousin, She-Hulk, is, in fact, a lawyer... That's a big threat.

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 2 роки тому +9

      Except The Avengers have Daredevil.

    • @stevjiro
      @stevjiro 2 роки тому +67

      @@mattwo7 if we consider she-hulk and daredevil as equally good lawyers, i think hulk would still win the case. it’d be pretty easy to prove the other avengers didn’t need to sign before joining, proving the hiring was biased, but daredevil could make punishment less harsh on the avengers.

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 2 роки тому +1

      @@stevjiro How do you prove a negative?

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 2 роки тому +25

      @@stevjiro Also daredevil only sides with innocent people, avengers are far from innocent sooooo....yeah they are fucked.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 2 роки тому +18

      @@mattwo7
      Considering how both Jenny and Matt are ridiculously promiscuous lawyers. They may actually cancel each other out.
      SH - She-Hulk SMASH! * laugh * Get over here, you pretty man, you.
      DD - Guilty as charged. Lay it on me.

  • @Feefurd09
    @Feefurd09 11 місяців тому +5

    The way he says "hulk will see you in court good day to you all" slays me

  • @nInOwarrior0312
    @nInOwarrior0312 8 місяців тому +2

    Hulk: Hulk can't write
    Me: Why not just turn back into Bruce Banner and sign in for you?
    Hulk: Depends on the writer
    Me: Oh, okay, understandable, have a great day

  • @groundbreaker91
    @groundbreaker91 2 роки тому +12398

    "Also, Thor needs thesaurus." Love how underhanded that line delivery is. Hulk firing shots.

    • @Transfixed
      @Transfixed 2 роки тому +361

      A Thorsaurus

    • @undeadhound3402
      @undeadhound3402 2 роки тому +159

      NAY I SAY TO YOU!

    • @inigo-montoya
      @inigo-montoya 2 роки тому +140

      What's a thesaurus?

    • @TheMIBlack
      @TheMIBlack 2 роки тому +71

      @@inigo-montoya are you serious?

    • @2killmaster
      @2killmaster 2 роки тому +243

      @@inigo-montoya dammit Spidey, that spider bite took a toll on you.

  • @masonfaraday9020
    @masonfaraday9020 2 роки тому +3948

    The fact that Hulk threatens to sue shows that you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover. Hulk may be primal and he loves to Smash, but he’s smart enough to know that beating up the Avengers for being unfair to him will be bad for him both legally and publicly. Very smart move, Dr. Banner/Hulk!

    • @Tristan_00715
      @Tristan_00715 2 роки тому +57

      he loves to SMASH

    • @yolticxd2587
      @yolticxd2587 2 роки тому +29

      @@Tristan_00715 especially betty ross

    • @itsinviscitellal
      @itsinviscitellal 2 роки тому +9

      Dr Hulk*

    • @masonfaraday9020
      @masonfaraday9020 2 роки тому

      @@itsinviscitellal I said that

    • @itsinviscitellal
      @itsinviscitellal 2 роки тому +8

      @@masonfaraday9020 sorry I did mean to add the * I meant he could be called Doctor Hulk because in the latest appearance he was both at the same time

  • @andrewcummings7832
    @andrewcummings7832 Рік тому +4

    Hulk is smarter than people give him credit for, like in an episode of 2010 avengers series hulk was easily able to identify cosmic radiation in episode 6 of season 2

  • @gameoholic1994
    @gameoholic1994 Рік тому +5

    We need a sequel to this with them actually in court.

  • @IamIK3
    @IamIK3 2 роки тому +3107

    The voice overs are great and all but it’s the writing that’s the best part of these videos to me.

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 роки тому +6

      Indeed.

    • @oluwagbayi.8476
      @oluwagbayi.8476 2 роки тому +2

      Igbo King 🔥

    • @theweirdochannel8735
      @theweirdochannel8735 2 роки тому +1

      Hulk will sue you.

    • @ortiz5475
      @ortiz5475 2 роки тому +1

      The voice overs are honestly very mediocre. Most of his characters sound the same, but yes the writing is amazing and more than makes up for it.

    • @dataniller9746
      @dataniller9746 2 роки тому +1

      @@ortiz5475 I need to take that with a grain of salt

  • @Nzosaba_Matenge
    @Nzosaba_Matenge 2 роки тому +1851

    Fun fact: Captain America is the only person without a PhD, yes even Thor has one

  • @brainha5747
    @brainha5747 Рік тому +2

    I feel like we need a part 2 with the court, but then you could work on some sort of twist where the lawyers and the judge are villains and things become a mess because of that

  • @a_random_viewer_7169
    @a_random_viewer_7169 9 місяців тому +1

    "HE IS HERE FOR THY DENTALLL" utterly broke me XD

  • @sheppik4252
    @sheppik4252 2 роки тому +585

    I love how he says cave man like sentences and follows it up with intelligent information, like when he said:
    "Hulk no need to fly, hulk jump high in the air"
    Followed by
    "More cost effective than jet fuel"
    Really catches you off guard

    • @robertkovarna8294
      @robertkovarna8294 2 роки тому +55

      Not to mention, jumping in the air is much greener(pun not intended) for Hulk than Iron Man using Jet fuel to fly around.

    • @inebriatedfowl3197
      @inebriatedfowl3197 2 роки тому +48

      It's funny because propositionally, the way hulk talks gets the message across just as well as including the verb "do", which all it does is acquire the present tense markings that aren't really needed to get the message across. "Hulk does not need a hammer" portrays the same information as "hulk no need hammer".

    • @InFrognito_Mode
      @InFrognito_Mode 2 роки тому +24

      No fly jump good

    • @johncronk8867
      @johncronk8867 2 роки тому +16

      It’s like TF2 Heavy: The man sounds like your stereotypical dunderheaded dumb muscle, but that’s only because he’s still learning the English language and has a very thick accent.

    • @bIoxby
      @bIoxby 2 роки тому +3

      @@johncronk8867 Heavy do be russian
      probably

  • @swordkingx4874
    @swordkingx4874 Рік тому +1963

    I like to imagine when Hulk leaves saying good day, he puts on a hat and trench coat.

    • @KB-jr9bd
      @KB-jr9bd Рік тому +105

      Joe Fixit starts fronting

    • @abigails4088
      @abigails4088 Рік тому +161

      steps out the door, pulls out an Iphone and carefully dials She-Hulk's number
      "Hulk have case of lifetime for you, cousin!"

    • @Chris_Sizemore
      @Chris_Sizemore Рік тому +44

      What? Now the Hulk is taking fashion tips from the Thing? Then Hulk and Thing will team up to open a tailor shop for the Very Big and Ripped with all of the lawsuit money?

    • @Chris_Sizemore
      @Chris_Sizemore Рік тому +41

      @@abigails4088 I can imagine the Hulk has a list of superhero groups to interview with. Now he is suing the Avengers, Fantastic Four, the Defenders and the X-men for "unfair hiring practices."

    • @angelodavidmarabolivarela9505
      @angelodavidmarabolivarela9505 Рік тому +3

      @@Chris_Sizemore this sounds amazing

  • @howlingwolffang2221
    @howlingwolffang2221 Рік тому +4

    Sue for unfair hiring practices, damn🤣🤣🤣

  • @onerandombruh
    @onerandombruh Рік тому +9

    Hulk failed to handle the can't-write thing as a technicality because of his alter ego and whatnot, but then again, the fact that he will sue the Avengers for being a bunch of jerks is quite satisfying in its own right.

  • @gavinlamp5426
    @gavinlamp5426 2 роки тому +4493

    Iron Man: "Just sign here. You can write, right?"
    Hulk: *Scribbles*
    Iron Man: "This isn't a signature, Hulk. There are no words."
    Hulk: "Hulk Doctor, this how Doctors sign prescriptions."
    Iron Man: 😐
    Captain America: "I mean....he's got a point."

    • @FoereaperGaming
      @FoereaperGaming 2 роки тому +148

      I've got a theory that Dr's right bad on purpose because they don't know how to spell all those prescriptions.

    • @foxman105
      @foxman105 2 роки тому +268

      @@FoereaperGaming Nah...I studied medicine before I flunked and you will ruin your writing while taking notes. They want you to write down A LOT and you start taking shortcuts. Eventually your writing degrades into scribbles that you can somehow read and that other medical personnel can also read. By the time you're finished you don't care any-more about how it looks, you care about efficiency. Doctors can write quite well, but it takes a lot more time and they just hate doing it because they've spent 10 years writing down stuff at haste. It's a hard to loose habit.

    • @frordondanksey1822
      @frordondanksey1822 2 роки тому +81

      @@FoereaperGaming Ignore that commenter, doctors write in short hand. Pharmacists do too, that's why they can read the writing.

    • @foxman105
      @foxman105 2 роки тому +36

      @@frordondanksey1822 Um... I googled what Shorthand is and yeah that's what we basically started doing, only we evolved it organically. Or maybe there was an impulse and guidance to do it that we didn't register. This is weird lol. Also it was University specific... If you got sent notes on a certain topic from a student of another Uni you had a hard time decoding it.

    • @yashsaini3410
      @yashsaini3410 2 роки тому +2

      This comment is so underrated

  • @cameroncuss3920
    @cameroncuss3920 2 роки тому +2516

    I don't know why but hearing hulk say "more cost effective then jet fuel" is the best thing ever

    • @jong-jongspeaks4224
      @jong-jongspeaks4224 Рік тому +31

      He has PhD.

    • @ttry1152
      @ttry1152 Рік тому +9

      It true tho

    • @Selzor
      @Selzor Рік тому +13

      @@jong-jongspeaks4224 he is nuclear physicist in spare time

    • @birdmcturd1626
      @birdmcturd1626 Рік тому +10

      Banner/Hulk is canonically a cheap scape,it’s why he has the purple shorts (they were just on sale that day)

    • @allah___maadarchod
      @allah___maadarchod Рік тому

      Iron Man doesn't use jet fuel. Hulk's Nuclear Physicist PhD brain can't decode that? I think his neurones are lagging.

  • @TheForeskinStealer2820
    @TheForeskinStealer2820 Рік тому +3

    “Why hulk throw shield when hulk throw semi truck?” 2,000,000 IQ

  • @MaceHindu15
    @MaceHindu15 8 місяців тому +3

    when's the hulk vs avengers court case droppin

  • @bluespherestudios8702
    @bluespherestudios8702 2 роки тому +518

    I don't know why but "Hulk will see you in court." is somehow even more scary than his normal catchphrase.

    • @s.h2768
      @s.h2768 2 роки тому +60

      Since his cousin is a 1st rate lawyer, it will definitely be more threatening than just beating them up

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs 2 роки тому +4

      Trial by combat. Oh, missed the venue? 🤪

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 2 роки тому +29

      It's because his cousin Jennifer/She-Hulk is a lawyer. So then you'd have to deal with *two* Hulks.

    • @SapoWeonN300
      @SapoWeonN300 2 роки тому +23

      @@johnnygyro2295 Two hulks with a Phd

    • @DaveTex2375
      @DaveTex2375 2 роки тому +6

      Makes you feel Hulk is playing dumb and let the mask slip.

  • @DavidRomigJr
    @DavidRomigJr 2 роки тому +1786

    Reminds me of, in Avengers Earth’s Mightiest Heroes when Tony is scanning some radiation and Hulk, just sitting at the table, says it’s a form of cosmic radiation. It completely catches Tony off guard- “uhh, yeah, it looks like it is. How’d you know?” I find underestimating Hulk to be hilarious.

    • @MorshuGaming
      @MorshuGaming 2 роки тому +55

      Exactly what I thought of

    • @Axius27
      @Axius27 2 роки тому +218

      Banner probably only needed a glimpse of it before talking Hulk's ear off about the significance, and Hulk shared the info just so he didn't have to sit through the same lecture twice :P

    • @5H4D0W-TP
      @5H4D0W-TP 2 роки тому +9

      Can you or someone tell me what episode?

    • @DavidRomigJr
      @DavidRomigJr 2 роки тому +34

      I recall it was an episode in the 2nd season where the Guardians of Galaxy show up. I’d have to go through them to be more specific.

    • @Axius27
      @Axius27 2 роки тому +9

      @@5H4D0W-TP Michael Korvac, S2 E6

  • @contentzeke
    @contentzeke Рік тому +4

    I'm hoping this gets a part 2 where its just the court case between the avengers and Hulk

  • @dejaypage1575
    @dejaypage1575 Рік тому +1

    Iron Man: How’s that scary-
    Hulk: Hulk cousin is lawyer.

  • @Ganjalf_the_Green
    @Ganjalf_the_Green 2 роки тому +1203

    And after the "Batman DESTROYS the Justice League with FACTS and LOGIC" here you are:
    Hulk DEATROYS the Avengers with FACTS and LOGIC.

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 2 роки тому +35

      credible hulk

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 2 роки тому +30

      Hulk DESTROYS the Avengers with his LEGAL TEAM and DISCRIMINATION LAWSUITS

    • @muanims
      @muanims 2 роки тому +18

      Next up: batman vs hulk
      Who can destroy the other with facts and logic before the other?

    • @KusanakiEva
      @KusanakiEva 2 роки тому +16

      Two incredible smart name bruce from two different universe destroyed their team with fact and logic wow

    • @AnonymousSilence-nd3zb
      @AnonymousSilence-nd3zb 2 роки тому +2

      If Batman DESTROYED the Justice League, Hulk ANNIHILATED the Avengers.

  • @rorschac009oo8
    @rorschac009oo8 2 роки тому +194

    Ironman: Oh a lawsuit? That's it? We thought you were going to beat us up
    Hulk: If Hulk smashes, avengers can heal. If Hulk sues, Hulk owns hammer, shield and new iron suit.

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 2 роки тому +12

      Not that Hulk can do much with Iron Man's armor. Bruce can but not Hulk.

    • @omn1cr0ngaming66
      @omn1cr0ngaming66 2 роки тому +48

      @@mattwo7 he could sue for the hulkbuster and the rights required to build it, that way tony loses one of his strongest suits, plus he could sue because tony used hulks name for it without permission or payment

    • @DevilsRadvocate
      @DevilsRadvocate 2 роки тому +1

      @@omn1cr0ngaming66 I don’t think he can sue for that unless he made it.

    • @SyxxPunk
      @SyxxPunk 2 роки тому +9

      Hulk: Hulk wants to know about this...Hulkbuster armor

    • @branikmingua1117
      @branikmingua1117 2 роки тому +5

      @@DevilsRadvocate in some versions, he even helps make it as Bruce

  • @markkealy4417
    @markkealy4417 Місяць тому +2

    "Hulk a nuclear physicist in spare time" gets me every time I watch this lol

  • @farahkhan2654
    @farahkhan2654 Рік тому +3

    "Why Hulk throw shield when Hulk throw semi truck" i cant💀💀💀

  • @pizzacarter9777
    @pizzacarter9777 2 роки тому +457

    I love the concept that despite hulk getting easily pissed and speaking in barbaric words, he is the most rational, intelligent, and sophisticated member of the team

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 2 роки тому +47

      Not to far from the truth, Hulk generally an actually good person who just tiered of people attacking him. Most of his friends like spider man kinda figured this out. He generally a really nice, smart, kind hearted person who just wants to be treated like a human being that he is.
      Which is why when people like avengers say "let us help you, let us fix you" is pretty much saying "we rather have Bruce so let us murder you so we can have him". I mean yeah I would run like all hell if that happened to me.

    • @DaBonkinator
      @DaBonkinator 2 роки тому +2

      Heavy from tf2. He seems like the dumbest and brutish of the team but he actually has a PhD in russian literature and is an all good man, to those that aren't on the opposing team that is lol.

    • @chpsilva
      @chpsilva 2 роки тому

      Like TF2 Heavy which also has a PhD on Literature
      Edit: ninja'd by Diego fellow up here

  • @Subpar1O1
    @Subpar1O1 2 роки тому +473

    I love that it was Tony out of everyone in the room who thought Hulk would make them all look stupid but then again this was like 1960's Iron Man when his name was like extremely literal

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah, '60s Iron Man was probably his latest incarnation. xD

    • @cherrycoyote55
      @cherrycoyote55 2 роки тому +11

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 *earliest

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +59

      @@cherrycoyote55 ... I meant "lamest". Curse this hyperactive auto-correct.

    • @gabef.218
      @gabef.218 2 роки тому +32

      Fun fact: it was considered a risky move by marvel studies to make the first Iron Man movie, as Iron Man was not one of the main heros at the time.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +34

      @@gabef.218 Another fun fact: Robert Downey, Jr. was apparently fresh out of rehab when he was picked to be Tony Stark. It's incredible he was even considered, let alone picked.
      Serious props to the recruiter who, if we're honest, made the MCU happen through that single hire.

  • @TrueLocalEnthusiast
    @TrueLocalEnthusiast 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how he considers his time as Bruce "Spare time" 😂

  • @juliiju0484
    @juliiju0484 2 роки тому +809

    The best thing about this is that this IS true to the comics. Initially, the avengers were pretty...not friendly with Hulk. In fact, in the second issue, Hulk left the team. Nope, he didn't come back in the next issue. Not in the next decade. He wasn't a recurring member again until decades later. happy ending?

    • @gabrielandriel8960
      @gabrielandriel8960 2 роки тому +111

      In the comics he left the avengers in 1963 and came back in 2012.

    • @MyNameIsNotSteve
      @MyNameIsNotSteve 2 роки тому +126

      Dude was literally one of the founders and dipped after 2 issues, then fought them with Namor as revenge, absolute chad

    • @kingpotato7183
      @kingpotato7183 2 роки тому +43

      @@MyNameIsNotSteve later they sent his ass into space, hulk shouldn't have rejoined at all

    • @RenegadeJ.P.
      @RenegadeJ.P. 2 роки тому +16

      @@kingpotato7183 That was the Illuminati actually.

    • @gblackuser
      @gblackuser 2 роки тому +41

      @@RenegadeJ.P. yeah, but like.... half the illuminati are or were avengers at some point.

  • @eddiehyman3289
    @eddiehyman3289 Рік тому +880

    “By the looks of him, Thor assumes it is for thy dental” is such an underrated line lol

    • @Guimhj
      @Guimhj Рік тому +1

      Had to watch it again just for that lmao

    • @trainwreck6791
      @trainwreck6791 10 місяців тому +1

      Read that as denial the first time lol

    • @michellemarchand6375
      @michellemarchand6375 6 місяців тому

      @@trainwreck6791 same

    • @randommf3549
      @randommf3549 6 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @profuse101
      @profuse101 2 місяці тому +1

      This one had me in stitches 😂

  • @lissy_love64
    @lissy_love64 Рік тому +1

    This channel really is the gift that keeps on giving

  • @viceroy7792
    @viceroy7792 10 місяців тому

    So, so awesome. The actual highlight of my evening! ( voice work and vintage music also are First Class!)

  • @laurabeane8862
    @laurabeane8862 2 роки тому +354

    Thor: Does Hulk want to "SMASH"
    Hulk: Erm. It means something different in the USA now. Could I just fight you until we're both tired

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 2 роки тому +46

      "Doth thou sexually harrass me?"

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 2 роки тому +23

      “Let me tell you this story about my brother Loki and this horse, Svaðilfari I think his name was…”

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 2 роки тому +7

      @@Wertsir "The Gosh Darn CUTE sociopath!? Surely we're thinking of Somebody Else!!¡"

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 роки тому +6

      @@Wertsir "It's not gay if you're actually a woman."

    • @laurabeane8862
      @laurabeane8862 2 роки тому +4

      @@danielawesome36 Variants Variants Variants. Surprise! You're inside a Crocodile 🐊😝

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 2 роки тому +183

    I love how the reason they didn’t want to hire Hulk was because they were just inadequate compared to him

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 2 роки тому +31

      In comics, this is actually 100% true, hulk is actually one of if not the most op character in the comics, if he went all out he can easily fight superman to a stand still. He even proved this by legit beating the shit out of every hero, not a hero, EVERY HERO!!! Hulk is scary and deserves our respect.

    • @urmomissofat977
      @urmomissofat977 2 роки тому +7

      Idk Superman could probably beat hulk(depending on the version of Superman you are using)

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 2 роки тому +17

      @@urmomissofat977 in theory just moving hulk into outer space where he can't breath and leaving him there will work, in practice you don't want to grab the hulk unless you want to get wrecked.

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 2 роки тому +22

      @@urmomissofat977 Also depends on the hulk, which why I say it be a stand still, both never really showed off their true limits, both are the strongest in their universes. I think neither will win, out of everything superman would actually calm him down and talk it out. Hulk just wants be left alone, to be happy, to be liked, out of everyone in universe no one more understanding then superman.
      It be interesting after mid way through the fight superman just says "let's talk" and treats hulk like a actual human being.

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 2 роки тому +8

      @@andrewgreeb916 certain versions of hulk can survive even that, it would take a literal thanos snap to kill him.