Flamethrower Trooper (World War I)

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  6 років тому +1299

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  • @comradeshadles4967
    @comradeshadles4967 4 роки тому +3231

    Firefighter: “So what did you need me to do?”
    German Army: “What you normally do, but the opposite.”

  • @venomouszebr9755
    @venomouszebr9755 4 роки тому +2373

    Germany: This, is a flamethrower
    France: Dear god!
    Germany: There's more
    France: No!

    • @lukegaming86
      @lukegaming86 4 роки тому +79

      VenomousZebr it contains the dying wish of every man here

    • @eff0165
      @eff0165 4 роки тому +102

      These tf2 references are always welcome

    • @venomouszebr9755
      @venomouszebr9755 4 роки тому +9

      @@eff0165 lol

    • @Perfectheart-fan-girl
      @Perfectheart-fan-girl 4 роки тому +45

      Noooooooo! You cant just spin around and kill us while were invisible.
      Ha ha flamethrower go brrrrrrrrr

    • @bigmac3373
      @bigmac3373 4 роки тому +24

      [Insert sneaky snorting frenchman dying here]

  • @Cheese-wi3dm
    @Cheese-wi3dm 5 років тому +2644

    Today
    Firemen: i save lives
    WW1
    Firemen: i take lives

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 5 років тому +34

      On the railroad, the fireman was the guy who threw coal into the fire. So when someone says, “fireman”, you need to ask, “what kind?”.

    • @serbianwarcriminal5686
      @serbianwarcriminal5686 5 років тому +3

      well why do you think they are called firemen

    • @UFOhunter4711
      @UFOhunter4711 5 років тому +12

      The fireman giveth and he taketh

    • @rosalindaherrera5350
      @rosalindaherrera5350 5 років тому +4

      They were deployed to FLUSH trenches.

    • @gabrielc7861
      @gabrielc7861 4 роки тому +4

      "You've become the very thing you swore to destroy"

  • @milx7210
    @milx7210 5 років тому +1752

    Germany: *uses firemen to use flamethrowers*
    Me: you have become the very thing you swore to destroy

  • @tomnin363
    @tomnin363 6 років тому +6653

    Germany:"STOP USING SHOTGUNS IT'S INHUMANE"
    Also Germany: *Creates flamethrowers*

    • @joshuabrown7815
      @joshuabrown7815 6 років тому +575

      they were just salty that they weren’t the ones to perfect the design of shotguns

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 6 років тому +809

      They're just salty about the Scouts so they decided to go Pyro.

    • @mitigate385
      @mitigate385 6 років тому +42

      ikr

    • @connortheandroid957
      @connortheandroid957 6 років тому +92

      Tomnin its called "instant karma" sweet heart.

    • @Novusod
      @Novusod 6 років тому +37

      The British also used flame throwers but British ones were bigger and badder.
      ua-cam.com/video/BQlSutYJsV8/v-deo.html

  • @distressedbrain
    @distressedbrain 5 років тому +2443

    Hanz: This is a Flammenwerfer, it werfs Flammen.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 років тому +96

      Heinrich: _give them the werf!_

    • @mags247
      @mags247 5 років тому +19

      Dear god

    • @peterkarl1996
      @peterkarl1996 5 років тому +48

      Hans, das ist ein Flammenwerfer, er wirtf Flammen would be tbe correct sentence

    • @sireawfulthe1st291
      @sireawfulthe1st291 5 років тому +31

      @@peterkarl1996 that's the joke

    • @MegaMGstudios
      @MegaMGstudios 5 років тому +35

      I'm the flammenwerfer, the werfer of the flammen

  • @Legally_John
    @Legally_John 5 років тому +2156

    Meanwhile the Pyro has a flamethrower _and_ a shotgun...
    The best of both worlds.

    • @dgray3771
      @dgray3771 5 років тому +59

      Hey, it makes people in asylums useful productive citizens!

    • @laby9443
      @laby9443 5 років тому +102

      Pyro is half American and German
      *-KiDs Of SoLdIeR aNd MeDiC-*

    • @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
      @plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 5 років тому +26

      1916 bisexuality

    • @ChaosAbandon
      @ChaosAbandon 5 років тому +21

      R/TF2

    • @ajguevara6961
      @ajguevara6961 5 років тому +14

      I see that you're a man of culture

  • @chancemathiot9987
    @chancemathiot9987 3 роки тому +306

    Germany : says shotguns cause "too much suffering"
    Also Germany : " hohoho lets make something to burn them alive"

    • @Kevin_the_3th
      @Kevin_the_3th 3 роки тому +4

      and usa with their nukes if thats not unfair i dont know what is

    • @Ro-fw3lc
      @Ro-fw3lc 3 роки тому +9

      @@Kevin_the_3th to be fair,the Japanese wouldn't give up so we had to force them to do so by dropping gods fist on them twice

    • @IMP_ROM
      @IMP_ROM 3 роки тому +6

      @@Ro-fw3lc To be fair they were gonna surrender before but we nuked them anyways.

    • @robertevbayekha6639
      @robertevbayekha6639 3 роки тому +5

      @@IMP_ROM to be fair the usa did warn them

    • @IMP_ROM
      @IMP_ROM 3 роки тому +1

      @@robertevbayekha6639 😳 Damn.

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 6 років тому +5878

    Firefighters using flame throwers.
    Ironic.

    • @davidt.3860
      @davidt.3860 6 років тому +342

      It kind of reminds me of the firefighters in Fahrenheit 451.

    • @EarlSquirrelsonn
      @EarlSquirrelsonn 6 років тому +62

      Iconic too

    • @phantomconcord8914
      @phantomconcord8914 5 років тому +138

      now they can be called firemen?

    • @projectkepleren
      @projectkepleren 5 років тому +204

      YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO FIGHT THE FIRE, NOT CREATE THEM

    • @dora3077
      @dora3077 5 років тому +81

      Waterfighters.

  • @JC839
    @JC839 6 років тому +790

    Recruiting fire fighters: “Hey you know how you are supposed to spray water through a hose to put out a fire? Well now I want you to do the opposite.”

    • @sector3475
      @sector3475 6 років тому +34

      There was a mission in GTA2, where dudes upgrade firetruck to... well, actually to "fire truck" - it shoots napalm instead of water.

    • @Marin_yy
      @Marin_yy 6 років тому +38

      spray fire through a hose to put out a water?

    • @alabasterscarf612
      @alabasterscarf612 6 років тому

      It was a pleasure to burn...

    • @the_actual_alex
      @the_actual_alex 6 років тому

      @@Marin_yy lol

    • @letsplaygames8563
      @letsplaygames8563 6 років тому +1

      Firefighter: Put out water with fire?
      Germans: *facepalms* Execute him....”

  • @yusufcancelik708
    @yusufcancelik708 6 років тому +567

    I fear no man,
    but that thing...
    It scares me.

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 6 років тому +55

      No, were not talking about that freak alright?
      He's not here is she?
      *How do I get this damn thing off me?!*

    • @drmmrptr
      @drmmrptr 6 років тому +61

      One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask
      What dreams of chronic and sustains cruelty?
      * *M U S I C P L A Y S* *

    • @drmmrptr
      @drmmrptr 6 років тому +30

      In a young girl's heart?

    • @Dr_Breachs
      @Dr_Breachs 6 років тому +24

      How the music can free her, whenever it starts.

    • @drmmrptr
      @drmmrptr 6 років тому +20

      And it's magic if the music is groovy

  • @Lord_Pilaf
    @Lord_Pilaf 4 роки тому +2344

    Burning people alive: "Oh ja, wunderbar!"
    Using a shotgun: Nein! Das ist VERBOTEN!!!"

    • @MiguelTortellini
      @MiguelTortellini 3 роки тому +105

      10/10 stars comment

    • @persontheguyman223
      @persontheguyman223 3 роки тому +138

      The pyro: I dont have such weakness

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 3 роки тому +55

      @@persontheguyman223 *Mmmmph Mmmph Mmmmmph.

    • @VioletPistols
      @VioletPistols 3 роки тому +135

      Germany: *Literally burning people alive*
      Also Germany: *Literally gassing people*
      America: *Uses Shotguns*
      Germany again: NEIN! WAS IST DAS?! YOU MONSTER!

    • @allforone5693
      @allforone5693 3 роки тому +38

      Well here’s the thing. If you get hit by a flamethrower your basically dead. But not by a shotgun. Germany complained about shotguns because they made it much harder to treat wounds.

  • @firepower7017
    @firepower7017 6 років тому +504

    Germany:Shotguns causes unecessary harm *Hides Flamethrowers*
    America:mhm

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 6 років тому +24

      Lol. Burns were just as hard to treat as shotguns.

    • @gabrielgarcia9822
      @gabrielgarcia9822 6 років тому +1

      Don't make me nuke YOU
      Oh what, that in the next world war. ok Germans and your sourcrout you will wait oh what I nuked Japan.

    • @freelemonade5032
      @freelemonade5032 6 років тому +1

      Gabriel Garcia this is ww1, Japan was an ally back then

    • @someoneataplacedoingnothin8164
      @someoneataplacedoingnothin8164 6 років тому

      Fire Power701 right?

    • @Jrmah
      @Jrmah 6 років тому

      Fire Power701 b

  • @yarharhar
    @yarharhar 5 років тому +3701

    Germany: uses flamethrower and mustard gas
    America: uses shotgun
    Germany: That's not fair

    • @pascalf9602
      @pascalf9602 5 років тому +322

      Germany: Has some of the best scientiests.
      America: Takes them over and creates the a-bomb
      Germany: That's not fair ;)

    • @arch455
      @arch455 5 років тому +83

      @@pascalf9602 America:we dont care ni**a *PLAYS TEAM AMERICA*

    • @luka3174
      @luka3174 5 років тому +13

      England now america

    • @noanime0610
      @noanime0610 5 років тому +4

      Q W ????

    • @chris.3711
      @chris.3711 5 років тому +39

      That's because in the game of flamethrower, gas, and shotgun. Shotgun trumps everything.

  • @kevinpham9563
    @kevinpham9563 6 років тому +4232

    Now we will use water gun as a counter attack

    • @kjsenn
      @kjsenn 6 років тому +72

      Joseph Stalin ure deaid

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman 6 років тому +192

      but what if they use a cloth gun to counter attack?

    • @noah2073
      @noah2073 6 років тому +117

      You're 1 world war early, Stalin

    • @neohoy5231
      @neohoy5231 6 років тому +128

      *RUSH B*
      *b=berlin*

    • @gleamlargosa2555
      @gleamlargosa2555 6 років тому +7

      ure road

  • @andrewsmith9174
    @andrewsmith9174 5 років тому +362

    “The flamethrower operators knew they would receive no mercy if caught alive.” - dude, none of them were taken alive.

    • @usagifang
      @usagifang 3 роки тому +39

      I mean. That's is what he said.

    • @OzirusSirus
      @OzirusSirus 3 роки тому +4

      Duh

    • @Affenkatze77
      @Affenkatze77 3 роки тому +14

      Thats what the „totenkopf“ means: no mercy for yourself and your Enemy.

    • @jaworski105
      @jaworski105 3 роки тому +26

      I mean, when you’re also carrying a literal bomb on your back, I don’t think you have a high life expectancy.

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 3 роки тому

      Exactly his point.

  • @callido592
    @callido592 6 років тому +3251

    When Shotguns are barbaric, but Flamethrowers are just fine :D

    • @fahrifatoni3362
      @fahrifatoni3362 6 років тому +341

      It's just Germans with their magnificence of their sense of humor!

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 6 років тому +218

      & mustard gas

    • @vexingrabbit1824
      @vexingrabbit1824 6 років тому +232

      To be fair it wasn't the Shotgun that wasn't fair and OP, it was the Americans who wield it.

    • @vexingrabbit1824
      @vexingrabbit1824 6 років тому +42

      Omar, I really hope your just playing stupid and not actually stupid. >_>

    • @hiems193
      @hiems193 6 років тому +31

      Omar 1111 he said the americans firing with it lol

  • @MyDogFulton
    @MyDogFulton 5 років тому +702

    I’m sure those dudes got lots of PTSD.
    I couldn’t even imagine the screams and the thought of looking at a body knowing you just did that to a human.

    • @WesleyKwong
      @WesleyKwong 3 роки тому +22

      I think everyone would got some even using "small weapons"
      But I would be speciali if I blow someone in the chest with a shotgun...
      He would slowly cough blood since all his respiratory tract was trying to do his job, he couldn't ask for help, reaching to a point he would just accepted his death

    • @sahymakhtar7445
      @sahymakhtar7445 3 роки тому +65

      @@NinjaBray wow so edgy and cool

    • @chieckenman4432
      @chieckenman4432 3 роки тому +38

      @@NinjaBray wow so edgy and cool

    • @ezkillguy8316
      @ezkillguy8316 3 роки тому +37

      @@NinjaBray wow so edgy and cool

    • @tacituskilgore2851
      @tacituskilgore2851 3 роки тому +26

      @@NinjaBray wow so cool and edgy

  • @maca_sapper5275
    @maca_sapper5275 6 років тому +731

    *Picks up a flame trooper kit*
    *Gets instantly bayonet charged*

    • @nicklab1927
      @nicklab1927 6 років тому +74

      Yeah, flamethrower operators are also hated in BF1. Quite realistic ^^

    • @bigfella2111
      @bigfella2111 6 років тому +16

      Or get yourself the "op" sentry kit then get backstabbed

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow 6 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @emersoncooper2318
      @emersoncooper2318 6 років тому +15

      What you need is a wex with a bayonet in it....

    • @lt_darkseekerantique3911
      @lt_darkseekerantique3911 6 років тому +5

      *flings all AT grenade*

  • @FlippityFlopp1
    @FlippityFlopp1 4 роки тому +690

    “A flame trooper kit is available near your location”

    • @Blama_
      @Blama_ 3 роки тому +26

      Finally I found this comment!!!

    • @Layerlol
      @Layerlol 3 роки тому +7

      Its near your location but good one

    • @Soggy_bag069
      @Soggy_bag069 3 роки тому +9

      I’m just gonna bayonet charge you

    • @mr6johnclark
      @mr6johnclark 3 роки тому +6

      Hans Get Ze Flammenwerfer.

    • @a50ftfall6
      @a50ftfall6 3 роки тому +4

      2 seconds later
      it's gone

  • @Chor1op
    @Chor1op 6 років тому +567

    *"FIREFIGHTERS WERE DEPLOYED FOR THE USE OF THE FLAMETHROWER"*
    *SIGH* THE IRONY

    • @Apidooom
      @Apidooom 6 років тому +48

      Livin MƏMƏ ironic. He could save citizens from fire, but not the enemy

    • @gpgpgpgp1000
      @gpgpgpgp1000 6 років тому +46

      It's almost as ironic as women defending islam!

    • @faterevelation
      @faterevelation 6 років тому +13

      It's German humor mate, you wouldn't understand

    • @irsgachastudios3526
      @irsgachastudios3526 6 років тому +1

      Apidooom lol right

    • @TheDaniel366Cobra
      @TheDaniel366Cobra 6 років тому +13

      they protecc
      but they also attacc

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 6 років тому +3013

    The Fire Nation is proud of you, Germany.

  • @wanikanii
    @wanikanii 5 років тому +2320

    I swear to god using this in a bunker in battlefield 1 is the most satisfying thing ever

    • @luckykai7473
      @luckykai7473 4 роки тому +161

      Pushed a few Brits into a bunker which I locked so they couldn't get out until they died or killed me.

    • @b_f_d_d
      @b_f_d_d 4 роки тому +61

      S a t i s f i e d

    • @hngh6404
      @hngh6404 4 роки тому +110

      In BFV I was playing on Iwo Jima with a Flame thrower and a Ton of Japanese MMG campers were in a bunker destroying our team. I poked my flame thrower into the little slit of the pillbox and burned all of them

    • @ralphy1989
      @ralphy1989 4 роки тому +25

      Early cods had the best flamethrowers

    • @zxcb158
      @zxcb158 4 роки тому +2

      Literally, but you can get killed easily tho

  • @ceoofcapitalism
    @ceoofcapitalism 3 роки тому +61

    "I fear no man. But that thing..."
    "It scares me."

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- 2 роки тому +3

      Pyro is honestly the cutest character in tf2

  • @mrcomp1971
    @mrcomp1971 6 років тому +2161

    "W+m1 too OP plz nerf."
    -The French, probably.

    • @sheep8618
      @sheep8618 6 років тому +82

      Pyro: Hudda hudda huh..!

    • @natsuka8158
      @natsuka8158 6 років тому +123

      French = Spy
      AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH

    • @eugeneflores9989
      @eugeneflores9989 6 років тому +47

      what happen when germany create the phlog in WW1

    • @eugeneflores9989
      @eugeneflores9989 6 років тому +44

      Germans:YES the jungle inferno update was released
      French :clock and dagger in the corner

    • @cindi9935
      @cindi9935 6 років тому +10

      Exe.spy not working

  • @deox2259
    @deox2259 5 років тому +902

    Germany: Uses flamethrowers
    US: Uses shotguns
    Germany: Warte, das ist illegal!

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 років тому +71

      I do ind it kind of funny how the Americans executed most of the flamethrower operators they found because they were "cruel weapons" (and i heard some nations considered including them in the geneva convention) but that didnt stop the US from adopting them wholesale, especially in the Pacific Theater during WW2.

    • @_nocturno
      @_nocturno 5 років тому +21

      @@arthas640 It Used To Burn Cover And Not Humans, So It Still Legal

    • @jt-ru5iy
      @jt-ru5iy 5 років тому +5

      @@arthas640 Japan was like the soviet union not in the geneva convention the germans also used flamethrowers on the eastern front

    • @wolfsoldner9029
      @wolfsoldner9029 5 років тому +6

      Another one who didnt listened to the video which explained that the flamethrowers were actually used to scare troops away.

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 5 років тому

      @@jt-ru5iy In terms of the war crimes they committed they were more applicable to the Nazis of course.

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 6 років тому +776

    3:36 one shudders to imagine what lies behind that mask, what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty.

    • @makigames6530
      @makigames6530 6 років тому +107

      Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart

    • @butterscheese
      @butterscheese 6 років тому +16

      You have done well

    • @theretard5825
      @theretard5825 6 років тому +3

      You Won!

    • @kortexounet
      @kortexounet 6 років тому +74

      French soldier in the trenches : "I'am afraid of no german soldier, but this thing..... It scares me !"

    • @igaming1985
      @igaming1985 6 років тому +8

      Jonathan Wells dammit you took my joke

  • @thewallachianbard6975
    @thewallachianbard6975 4 роки тому +77

    Soldier in a trench : This war is a nightmare, there's soldiers dead on from gunshot wounds on the right, soldiers dead from disease on my left, I've been sitting in a trench for weeks living off moldy rations and the rats are gnawing on my trenchfoot. Can it get any worse ?
    *Flamethrower hiss*

  • @Patrick-zs3vp
    @Patrick-zs3vp 6 років тому +757

    But everything changed when the fire nation attacked...

  • @anarchicpancake2840
    @anarchicpancake2840 5 років тому +534

    Everybody gangsta
    Till the flamethrower operators start walkin'

  • @-Invero-
    @-Invero- 6 років тому +414

    Hans,bring me ze flammenwerfer!

  • @Remsaxillas
    @Remsaxillas 4 роки тому +683

    USA: uses shotguns
    Germany: how cruel
    Also germany:

    • @lennykump8396
      @lennykump8396 4 роки тому +19

      Shotguns did (considered) unnecessary damage. Flame throwers drove people out of bunkers and trenches.

    • @Remsaxillas
      @Remsaxillas 4 роки тому +78

      @@lennykump8396 flame throwers were just as unnecessary they literally burned people alive

    • @lennykump8396
      @lennykump8396 4 роки тому +7

      @@Remsaxillas no, they didn't. Itis mentioned in the video and I repeated this message in my last comment. Learn to read.

    • @Remsaxillas
      @Remsaxillas 4 роки тому +21

      @@lennykump8396 and I didn't say that they just burned people alive stupid
      *and learn to read* actually you should learn how to spell
      Also haven't you considered that a enemy wasn't ever accidentally burned

    • @inurmomsbedroom123
      @inurmomsbedroom123 4 роки тому +15

      @@Remsaxillas It was rare to be hit directly by a flamethrower.
      He is right. It was mostly a suppression weapon just like the light machine gun developed into in the modern day.

  • @exicutioner161
    @exicutioner161 6 років тому +2087

    It’s always Germany coming up with new tech...
    World War 1: Flamethrowers
    World War 2: Jets and Missiles

    • @Codo--pc5un
      @Codo--pc5un 6 років тому +133

      WW 3 Der SchwebePanzer
      It is a schwebender tank

    • @NguyenMinh-vs1vm
      @NguyenMinh-vs1vm 6 років тому +30

      Not always Germany

    • @friedhelmwinter1237
      @friedhelmwinter1237 6 років тому +282

      @@NguyenMinh-vs1vm Yeah But mostly. Germany Invented the car, the Traktor, Pistol, Machine pistol, smg, bycicle, the plane (Not the Wright brothers Go look that up for youre self) the assault rifle, the fighter jet, they put the first rifle to use (1864) the anti Tank rifle, real medicine, the Automatic carbine(Krb 43) heavy Machine gun and so on

    • @friedhelmwinter1237
      @friedhelmwinter1237 6 років тому +178

      @@NguyenMinh-vs1vm the first camouflage patterns, and the best Looking Uniforms ever, (thanks to Hugo Boss and the fascist scumbags) the first practical helmet that could Save your life (m1916 stahlhelm) the first Military Camo smock Used by every Military Today.

    • @nokokusovai4415
      @nokokusovai4415 6 років тому +84

      Don't forget radar.

  • @praphet5980
    @praphet5980 6 років тому +219

    The literal Fireman.

    • @williamjames7293
      @williamjames7293 6 років тому +8

      Destined Exodux ikr your going to make a weapon that sprays fire your going to need a person thats an expert in handling fire.

    • @franklydondor3448
      @franklydondor3448 6 років тому +1

      You were the chosen one! It was said you were supposed to destroy the fire not join it!

    • @praphet5980
      @praphet5980 6 років тому

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of the Flammenwerfer Hans in the Battle of Verdun? I thought not. It’s not a story a French would tell you. It’s a German legend. Hans was a Flammenwerfer who lived many years ago. He was so powerful and so wise that he could use the fire to scare off the cowardly French to expand lebensraum… He became so powerful, yet the only thing he was afraid of were campers. Unfortunately, his fire gave away his position and then one battle, a sniper killed him as he was burning baguettes. It’s ironic that the fire he used to burn others, also burned himself.

  • @farhanatashiga3721
    @farhanatashiga3721 6 років тому +206

    01:45 "baptism of fire" I see what you did there.

    • @gorgor6978
      @gorgor6978 6 років тому +3

      What did he do, isn't that a famous phrase?

    • @farhanatashiga3721
      @farhanatashiga3721 6 років тому +10

      Gor Gor baptism of fire, flamethrower. fire = flame, I hope that makes sense to you.

    • @gorgor6978
      @gorgor6978 6 років тому +6

      It does, I just thought it had more to it.

    • @_draco_7300
      @_draco_7300 6 років тому +5

      It reminds me of Sabaton ,,Baptised in fire, 40:1!''

    • @IronWarhorsesFun
      @IronWarhorsesFun 6 років тому +3

      same guys who says shotguns are inumane. LOL.

  • @Wolf62601
    @Wolf62601 4 роки тому +382

    Germany: “Shotguns are unfair!”
    Also Germany: “Haha flamethrower go POOOOFFFFFFF”

  • @leonidezdionisio9915
    @leonidezdionisio9915 6 років тому +516

    As if the French weren't roasted enough from the "retreating" jokes

    • @cenpi5521
      @cenpi5521 6 років тому +30

      leonidez dionisio heh "roasted"

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman 6 років тому +30

      i see what you did there

    • @lt.patterson6081
      @lt.patterson6081 6 років тому +3

      leonidez dionisio clever

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 6 років тому +9

      Poor France always getting roasted for surrender Joke rest in peace French respect.

    • @halsipro
      @halsipro 6 років тому +11

      i can assure you that nobody visits france because of the people. its a beautiful country

  • @mosesmarlboro5401
    @mosesmarlboro5401 5 років тому +343

    "Hey Friz, you vere a firefighter before ze war right?"
    "Ya Hanz, zat is correct."
    "Excellent, have I got a propozal for you."

    • @TimaeusEXE
      @TimaeusEXE 4 роки тому +8

      *Ja

    • @landsknecht7125
      @landsknecht7125 4 роки тому +2

      Fritz

    • @avery41441
      @avery41441 4 роки тому +4

      Snipers when see flamethrower o ya its big brain time

    • @doot7730
      @doot7730 4 роки тому +3

      Friz::FLAMMENWERFER GOOO!
      Hanz:sis vas mistake.

  • @mattwells5347
    @mattwells5347 6 років тому +345

    Weapon stats:
    Ammo reduced by 50%
    Damage increased by 100%
    Movement speed reduced by 20%
    No airblast
    No random crits

    • @sviatoslavs.1305
      @sviatoslavs.1305 6 років тому +46

      Update:
      Added: crits while enemy is nearby.

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 6 років тому +68

      75% chance to scare French people out of holes

    • @machexx1494
      @machexx1494 6 років тому +1

      Bobby Ferg Of course it scares them. Have you seen alllllll the memes with france surrendering.

    • @evisonesila8776
      @evisonesila8776 6 років тому +23

      No wonder why French people hate pyro

    • @drmmrptr
      @drmmrptr 6 років тому +5

      evisone sila cuz of spychecks

  • @dexm2010
    @dexm2010 4 роки тому +15

    I respect the innovation of the weapon and the bravery of the flamethrower operators who were themselves uniquely vulnerable to attack rifle and other small arms fire, but my God what an awful and agonzing way for someone to die! May *all* who fought in the Great War rest in peace, you are not forgotten.

  • @ibreathenapalm1112
    @ibreathenapalm1112 6 років тому +693

    Flammenwerfer, it werf's flammen!

    • @lightshift1098
      @lightshift1098 6 років тому +1

      Samovar The Russian Water Boiler Badgur?

    • @michalrojas1206
      @michalrojas1206 6 років тому +6

      It werf’s flammen

    • @corvidcorax
      @corvidcorax 6 років тому +15

      That is a Flammenwerfer.
      *It Werf's Flammen*

    • @lordpinochetuttp3819
      @lordpinochetuttp3819 6 років тому +6

      That's.... correct

    • @corvidcorax
      @corvidcorax 6 років тому +4

      Simon Rako Flamethrowers throw flames... naturally Flammenwerfer would werf flammen!

  • @marshahare7717
    @marshahare7717 6 років тому +1953

    I bet Firemen who were forced to burn people to death came home with super PTSD

    • @DuckyTheFox
      @DuckyTheFox 5 років тому +55

      Probably

    • @pascals5408
      @pascals5408 5 років тому +113

      Edgelord

    • @noahcapps9279
      @noahcapps9279 5 років тому +26

      Matharox r/wooosh

    • @ric84
      @ric84 5 років тому +7

      @@ainzooalgownoverlord8913 2edgy4me

    • @lloyd9710
      @lloyd9710 5 років тому +12

      Marsha Hare they were not forced to be flamethrowers

  • @anactualalpaca7016
    @anactualalpaca7016 5 років тому +100

    Imagine going from being a simple fireman, to suddenly operating one of the deadliest infantry weapons ever designed

  • @addust
    @addust 4 роки тому +180

    i can just imagine the voice of Pyro having a psycopathic laugh

  • @hundreadrides7730
    @hundreadrides7730 6 років тому +879

    The French should have played engineer

  • @kevins2459
    @kevins2459 5 років тому +1321

    I guess those French got French Fried.

  • @timmillsom4457
    @timmillsom4457 6 років тому +268

    What a terrible way to go. World war 1 was a scary time. Clubs, bats, knives, swords, guns, artillery and gas. How anyone survived the war is amazing

    • @raftash5279
      @raftash5279 6 років тому +57

      Mercy and common respect. Infact one very lucky German soldier was quite successful after being sighted by a British sniper.

    • @jaghn4703
      @jaghn4703 6 років тому +41

      I believe you're pertaining to an Austrian soldier who later on in his life has.. a "Successful political term".
      Ahhh, the beauty and wonders of coincidences.

    • @timmillsom4457
      @timmillsom4457 6 років тому +6

      The one lucky German solider who managed to conquer France

    • @annairinastoll2960
      @annairinastoll2960 6 років тому +16

      My great grandfather (born 1895) fought from 1914-1918 in the German army and returned Home alive.

    • @miliba
      @miliba 6 років тому +10

      depends on where you were stationed. artillery, medic and desk jobs were pretty safe

  • @jackahoy7180
    @jackahoy7180 5 років тому +150

    Flamethrower: we're first used by the Germans in ww1
    Greek Fire: am I a joke to you?

    • @eddiecowen2624
      @eddiecowen2624 3 роки тому +11

      I mean INFANTRY and LAND ARMY flamethrowers were first used by the kaiser, but naval flamethrowers were indeed used first by Greece.

    • @eddiecowen2624
      @eddiecowen2624 3 роки тому

      @Ionian cool didn't know that

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 роки тому +4

      Greeks had them on naval weapons but not on infantry

    • @shagganuereeves158
      @shagganuereeves158 3 роки тому

      All hail the mighty Sam o nella!
      For he hath brought us the gift of knowledge

    • @Kewertate
      @Kewertate Рік тому

      Could say the same about those Chinese flame tubes from like 500 years ago

  • @Terrox
    @Terrox 5 років тому +439

    Grosser Flammenwerfer is not a nickname, it means big flamethrower xD

    • @Terrox
      @Terrox 5 років тому +16

      @Bradley Atchley nasty means böse in German, big means groß.

    • @henkpis7139
      @henkpis7139 5 років тому +3

      It means bigger

    • @keepsmiling7645
      @keepsmiling7645 5 років тому +18

      @@henkpis7139 No, just big.

    • @brennankarm8207
      @brennankarm8207 5 років тому +4

      @@henkpis7139 that would be größere, not grosser

    • @eugen_the_great
      @eugen_the_great 5 років тому +11

      Henk Pis ru rly correcting germans? How ignorant

  • @sheep8618
    @sheep8618 6 років тому +55

    Pyro's grandfather using flamethrower on the battlefield.
    (1916, colorized)

    • @sviatoslavs.1305
      @sviatoslavs.1305 6 років тому +1

      Update:
      Added: crits while enemy is very close.

    • @cringycontent5052
      @cringycontent5052 6 років тому

      *great great

    • @sirbushmansrules3622
      @sirbushmansrules3622 6 років тому +3

      Pyro's Grandfather was also burning spies back then
      Some things never change

    • @sheep8618
      @sheep8618 6 років тому +2

      Bushman's Rules Family business

  • @fenix9502
    @fenix9502 6 років тому +137

    I fear no man. But that thing.... It scares me.
    -Heavy

    • @sviatoslavs.1305
      @sviatoslavs.1305 6 років тому +10

      *[rapidly searches medikit]*

    • @C61-y9s
      @C61-y9s 6 років тому +6

      Hes is not here is she? how do I get this damn thing off!?

    • @leonsrc
      @leonsrc 6 років тому +3

      *Do you believe in Kaiser?*

    • @sirbushmansrules3622
      @sirbushmansrules3622 6 років тому +2

      Pootis

    • @yirenchen6384
      @yirenchen6384 6 років тому +2

      No! it - Fat Soviet Man

  • @ZstackZip
    @ZstackZip 4 роки тому +348

    *One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask...*

    • @matscaramal3191
      @matscaramal3191 3 роки тому +44

      *what dreams, of chronic, and sustained cruelty...*

    • @joshuar3632
      @joshuar3632 3 роки тому +26

      Probably...i cant breath in this thing. The tank weighs a tone, and this jackets balls hot.
      German engineering probably gave us the camelback water system

    • @J03_M4m4
      @J03_M4m4 3 роки тому +20

      @@matscaramal3191 Do you believe in magic?

    • @stealthynaxo
      @stealthynaxo 3 роки тому +9

      Thoughts behind the mask: "Damn you Hans, why is the fuel tank so heavy?! I can't see anything with this mask! What am I supposed to do once the fuel rans ou?! Shiza! This is stupid! You are stupid hans! Sit in a corner and think about how stupid you are!"

    • @hatma-xx5hj
      @hatma-xx5hj 3 роки тому +11

      @@J03_M4m4 in young girl's heart.

  • @leljdam3189
    @leljdam3189 6 років тому +149

    FLAMMENWERFER:
    1. IT WERFS
    2. IT WERFS THE FLAMMEN

    • @nicklab1927
      @nicklab1927 6 років тому +2

      Germans have nice way to name objects ^^. Didn't work with Nebelwerfer, it doesn"t werfs clouds.

  • @lewisa7325
    @lewisa7325 6 років тому +2478

    Flame growers 🇩🇪👍
    Gas weapons 🇩🇪👍
    Serated bayonets 🇩🇪👍
    Shot guns 🇩🇪👎

    • @sturmgeist8934
      @sturmgeist8934 5 років тому +92

      Throwers* Serrated*

    • @_nocturno
      @_nocturno 5 років тому +58

      Germans Be Like

    • @camelthegamer7165
      @camelthegamer7165 5 років тому +11

      Best up this 12g to a 10g before the next world war.
      Dead Germans scream in fear.

    • @ofallmyintention9496
      @ofallmyintention9496 5 років тому +110

      Losing in two world wars 🇩🇪👍

    • @karstais
      @karstais 5 років тому +7

      no they used shovels with sereted edges to jab in the neck

  • @ronaldsit
    @ronaldsit 6 років тому +299

    Origins of pyro: he's German, fought in World War One, and can live forever.

  • @k-874
    @k-874 4 роки тому +120

    "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. The dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty"

    • @NinjaBray
      @NinjaBray 3 роки тому +6

      *joyful German laughter*

    • @aiosquadron
      @aiosquadron 3 роки тому +3

      That's why they wear mask.

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 Рік тому +1

      Do you believe in magic?

    • @Matt28373
      @Matt28373 3 місяці тому +1

      @@nooneinparticular5256 In a young girl's heart

  • @datboihans8109
    @datboihans8109 6 років тому +209

    Hanz, get ze flammenwerfer

    • @raftash5279
      @raftash5279 6 років тому +6

      dat boi Hans Heinz, get the ketchup

    • @Saw321lol
      @Saw321lol 6 років тому +5

      He's Hans, not Hanz.

    • @thergmtk
      @thergmtk 6 років тому +5

      They're twins. Hanz and Hans.

    • @batrider322
      @batrider322 6 років тому

      Heinz

    • @datboihans8109
      @datboihans8109 6 років тому +3

      yes me and my brother burn frenchies, tommies, yankees, bolscheviks, anything really

  • @s34nn35
    @s34nn35 5 років тому +588

    4:16 German soldier: "Have mercy please!"
    British soldier: "NO MERCY"
    later..
    German: "kill him"
    British: "Have mercy pls"
    *NEIN*

    • @s34nn35
      @s34nn35 5 років тому +35

      @low7782 I'm not

    • @s34nn35
      @s34nn35 5 років тому +32

      @low7782 to you, but im not even asking for likes

    • @TS111WASD
      @TS111WASD 5 років тому +5

      The Germans were not the good guys mate

    • @kato5754
      @kato5754 5 років тому +17

      Later...
      German soldier: Have mercy please !
      British soldier: ...ok
      And that how the World War 2 stater

    • @samuelkenny375
      @samuelkenny375 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂nice one broo

  • @corvidcorax
    @corvidcorax 6 років тому +139

    Just a normal day in the life of a German Fireman.

    • @FaustLimbusCompany
      @FaustLimbusCompany 6 років тому +5

      《 ᴀᴛᴀɢᴏ-ɴɪsᴛ 》 They do a beautiful job, don't they?

    • @absolutV0DKA
      @absolutV0DKA 6 років тому +4

      《 ᴀᴛᴀɢᴏ-ɴɪsᴛ 》 I will admit, the flamethrower was a badass invention by the Germans, and that's coming from a proud Commie!

  • @carlsagan2607
    @carlsagan2607 4 роки тому +29

    That is some next level inhumane warfare right there

    • @agreenplasticwateringcan
      @agreenplasticwateringcan 3 роки тому +2

      Do you believe in magic?

    • @Dennis-up8uf
      @Dennis-up8uf 3 роки тому +1

      WWII: firebombings
      Vietnam: napalm
      Iraq: white phosphorous

    • @Ezekiyam382
      @Ezekiyam382 2 роки тому +1

      @@agreenplasticwateringcan on a young girl's heart

  • @roflmywaffles1313
    @roflmywaffles1313 6 років тому +1779

    Random fact:Germany wanted the Americans to stop using shotguns calling them "inhumane"

    • @whitegradient5182
      @whitegradient5182 6 років тому +398

      Rofl My Waffles for "creating uneccesary suffering "

    • @thaivinhhung657
      @thaivinhhung657 6 років тому +80

      Crossbow has a pope who want to banned it too

    • @ltmentle5293
      @ltmentle5293 6 років тому +145

      Rofl My Waffles The Flamethrower was tested in 1912 the American shotgun was made all the way back in 1897

    • @CuboidCheese
      @CuboidCheese 6 років тому +182

      NietTristan *sigh* America wasn't even in the war at this point

    • @tezer2d
      @tezer2d 6 років тому +171

      It was actually common to shoot a burning enemy so that he doesnt have to suffer a painful death.
      But that changed in WW2

  • @FinlayDaG33k
    @FinlayDaG33k 5 років тому +193

    Offizier: "HANS GET ZEH..."
    Hans: "SAG NICHTS MEHR"

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 5 років тому +2

      This broke me XD

    • @jc2076
      @jc2076 5 років тому +3

      I'm sorry what?! I'm australian and don't speak German

    • @BigNutts21
      @BigNutts21 4 роки тому

      J C same

    • @louiss138
      @louiss138 4 роки тому +9

      @@jc2076 I hope I translate it well:
      Officer: ''Hans get the...''
      Hans: ''SAY NOTHING MORE''

  • @teanimate2328
    @teanimate2328 5 років тому +202

    German soldier: **using flamethrower**
    British soldier standing at behind: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

    • @foxythefox356
      @foxythefox356 5 років тому +6

      Kaboom

    • @T-X-xd2gw
      @T-X-xd2gw 5 років тому +6

      "thank for *standing still* "-Sniper

    • @fuchsia3623
      @fuchsia3623 5 років тому +2

      Bf1 in a nutshell

    • @liliyum8315
      @liliyum8315 5 років тому +7

      No one:
      Call of duty world at war: Dimitry shoot the flammen werfer at the back

    • @bahardinaman7643
      @bahardinaman7643 5 років тому

      Kill infantry division then touch fireman.unless sniper head shot the fireman.behind the enemy line in a gun fight, don't make people laugh. Flank shots incoming soldiers change position, how u expect u can reach behind enemy line?

  • @applebone3254
    @applebone3254 5 років тому +43

    "I fair no man!"
    "but that thing.."

    • @blueboarder
      @blueboarder 4 роки тому +2

      it scares me.
      btw, it's "I 'fear' no man."

    • @Perfectheart-fan-girl
      @Perfectheart-fan-girl 4 роки тому +1

      @@blueboarder yo read my name

    • @rus2073
      @rus2073 4 роки тому +1

      @@Perfectheart-fan-girl yo say my name

    • @sven8304
      @sven8304 3 роки тому +1

      @@rus2073 oi read my name

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman9218 5 років тому +463

    99% of comments people thinking they're clever for referencing the shotgun video

    • @fuchsia3623
      @fuchsia3623 5 років тому +7

      The 1% are clever cause they reference how the germans made gas

    • @bahardinaman7643
      @bahardinaman7643 5 років тому

      Do u people know shotguns use for small distance?
      Shotguns don't v range, it only shatter one bullet in a small area.

    • @fuchsia3623
      @fuchsia3623 5 років тому +8

      @@bahardinaman7643 yes everyone know your not smart cause you know that

    • @donaldgrant9067
      @donaldgrant9067 5 років тому +1

      Ivan you know that for the Germans to complain about the use of shot guns while they use gas and flamethrowers is a little stupid.

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 5 років тому +6

      13% referencing tf2....including me

  • @AG26498
    @AG26498 5 років тому +66

    Me: How can someone do this?
    (A flame trooper kit is available near your location)
    Me: burn baby

    • @chikin5
      @chikin5 5 років тому +1

      Abdurrahman Goren hold mouse 1 to win

  • @wikketgaming6958
    @wikketgaming6958 6 років тому +47

    Imagine hearing the hissing of the flamethrower, a man with a fucking death heads insignia slowly aproaching you, fire bursts out of his gun, a man wearing a black terrefying gas mask, you just stare at death, not seing a human, and black smoke slowly reaching towards you...

    • @freelemonade5032
      @freelemonade5032 6 років тому +15

      Wikket Gaming Then there is an American with a shotgun.

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 6 років тому +5

      Free Lemonade Screams his war cry and pumps you full of Freedom giving led to your country.
      Wait...

    • @thestrongestsoul5203
      @thestrongestsoul5203 6 років тому

      It would turn me on, uwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww baaaaaaaaaaabbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @stevebaer50
      @stevebaer50 6 років тому +1

      Wikket Gaming I totally agree with you about that statement. We Germans made it before the great war. See something like that is freaking awesome and scary to the enemy.

    • @tsiobieman6547
      @tsiobieman6547 6 років тому +2

      Tbh the most terrifying thing with a flame trooper is you hiding, while he's searching for you and you can hear his slow pacing and breath from the gas mask.

  • @ZstackZip
    @ZstackZip 4 роки тому +55

    One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask.
    What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?

    • @NONO-oy1cu
      @NONO-oy1cu 3 роки тому +3

      Then the person behind that mask have imagination

    • @aquino3120
      @aquino3120 3 роки тому +1

      @@NONO-oy1cu
      While an old song plays

    • @dauzlee2827
      @dauzlee2827 2 роки тому +2

      Coincidently it was also a French who said that

  • @Shoxic666
    @Shoxic666 5 років тому +110

    *"do you believe in magic" plays ominously in the distance*

    • @dylanscales4745
      @dylanscales4745 3 роки тому +4

      Thank you for this reference

    • @NinjaBray
      @NinjaBray 3 роки тому +3

      Laughs physcotically in muffled german

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- 2 роки тому

      @@NinjaBray hmm hrghhh hmrghhh hrgmmm

  • @swifty6759
    @swifty6759 6 років тому +154

    I always get scared when I see a flamethrower coming my way in Battlefield 1

    • @electricboxers9043
      @electricboxers9043 6 років тому +3

      Whenever I see one I try my best to either stay away from him or flank him and attack his back. Suprisingly he's not as tough as I thought he would be

    • @GeorgeWBush01
      @GeorgeWBush01 6 років тому +1

      Electric Boxers honestly. Just get behind them and it’s game over for them!

    • @THENEPTUNEGAMER
      @THENEPTUNEGAMER 6 років тому +3

      Electric Boxers none of the elites are

    • @Sin-cl8kh
      @Sin-cl8kh 6 років тому +2

      Sycrance flamethrower are always scare of me when I am running towards them

    • @youraverageuser7039
      @youraverageuser7039 6 років тому +3

      Sycrance i run from the fire then turn around and BAYYYYONNNNEEETTTT CHHHHHARRRRRGGGGEEEEE!!!!

  • @kaiserfriedrichlll3702
    @kaiserfriedrichlll3702 6 років тому +67

    A flame trooper kit has been located

    • @electricboxers9043
      @electricboxers9043 6 років тому +3

      A Trench Raider kit has been located

    • @yiosomething
      @yiosomething 6 років тому

      Medic:o no you ain't

    • @Red_Noble118
      @Red_Noble118 6 років тому +2

      Here’s you’re medical pouch

    • @Yggghjnbnnn
      @Yggghjnbnnn 6 років тому +3

      A sentry kit has been located

    • @wood4058
      @wood4058 6 років тому +2

      honestly they should put multiple flamethrowers on maps to make it more horrifying

  • @zeemer7040
    @zeemer7040 4 роки тому +22

    "one shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask."
    -A Frenchman-

  • @noviammapping8226
    @noviammapping8226 6 років тому +229

    Can you do General Patton or Eisenhower?

  • @theprofessional155
    @theprofessional155 6 років тому +396

    Would shooting the tank actually cause it to explode like in games or movies ? Anyone know ?

    • @xxShadowStorm14
      @xxShadowStorm14 6 років тому +231

      It depends. Penetrating the fuel tank would just spray out compressed fuel, it would not ignite because there is no oxygen in the tank. Most flamethrowers of the time were powered with nitrogen, which is inert. However, a secondary spark could ignite the now leaking fuel, though very difficult. I only know this cause I operate a flammenwerfer regularly :).

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 6 років тому +52

      (it matters the fuel) but most fuels dont just light up easily and while another flame could light it a bullet or shell couldn't so shooting the fuel tanks would cause a ignition unless the bullet was a incendiary or a tracer round on the other hand hitting a ammo rack could cause a explosion and then a fire.

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 6 років тому +11

      I'm guessing it was the ones in WW2 that exploded.

    • @braniacc
      @braniacc 6 років тому +59

      It depends on the fuel and the type of bullet used. In WW1, probably not, since it was a new weapon and, unless the fuel was self-oxidizing, there was no real way to reliably ignite it in the tank.
      Things changed in WW2 though. Tracer bullets had been perfected in late WW1, though were still used almost exclusively for shooting down zeppelins by igniting their hydrogen gasbags. Somewhere between WW1 and WW2, most armies realized that these bullets could also be used to shoot flamethrower operators and all but guarantee an explosion, which would take out the soldiers around them as well. Every squad had at least one guy who always carried a clip or two of tracer bullets, just in case. The Japanese were notorious for their use of tracers.

    • @thepwningeggnog
      @thepwningeggnog 6 років тому +7

      If hit by a machine gun using tracers possibly

  • @bob445566DE
    @bob445566DE 6 років тому +40

    Probably the coolest unit of WW1

    • @Happyface-bf8tf
      @Happyface-bf8tf 6 років тому +12

      bob445566DE nah actually im pretty sure they’re the hottest unit.

    • @user-ft3jq5vi2l
      @user-ft3jq5vi2l 6 років тому

      You mean hottest, right?
      Edit: sorry, dad joke...

  • @theromanorder
    @theromanorder 3 роки тому +1

    This was my first sinple history video and was the very thing that has made me the historian i am today thank you simple history for all you have done

  • @insertname156
    @insertname156 6 років тому +166

    Tf2 pyro's flamethrower's grandfather

  • @CasuallyJapan
    @CasuallyJapan 6 років тому +23

    Firefighters fighting with fire. The irony 😂

    • @jruth77
      @jruth77 6 років тому

      It’s like that one episode of cyanide and happiness “Opposite Day” where firefighters burned a house down

  • @mariel6390
    @mariel6390 5 років тому +12

    Thomas Wictor is a WWI flamethrower expert! Take a look at his videos on it. He has very rare photos of them.

  • @coolius5221
    @coolius5221 4 роки тому +7

    I remember using one of these, it was damn heavy and I almost burned myself in the flames it produced. Still, it was fun to use it.

  • @Bonk4Me
    @Bonk4Me 6 років тому +6

    Germany: "Waaah Shotguns are cruel pls stop!"
    Also Germany: "Hanz...."

  • @randomname7879
    @randomname7879 6 років тому +15

    Pyro was doing his service before TF2 was even thought of.

  • @p.a.r.c1694
    @p.a.r.c1694 5 років тому +107

    3:06 at this moment you have to ask yourself..."are we the baddies?"

    • @googane7755
      @googane7755 4 роки тому +3

      You know who else thought that? British propaganda teams had a field day with the german spiked helmets and the skull insignias.

    • @NinjaBray
      @NinjaBray 3 роки тому

      @@googane7755 and German soldiers kidnapping Belgian women

    • @jimparis5073
      @jimparis5073 3 роки тому

      They’ve got skulls on them Hans

    • @adamwallis3235
      @adamwallis3235 3 роки тому

      @@googane7755 it was a quote from a TV show

  • @bouncydachon
    @bouncydachon 3 роки тому +4

    *“Do you believe in magic” playing in the distance*

  • @Apple-xj2ss
    @Apple-xj2ss 5 років тому +355

    Tf2: Meet the pryomancer

  • @turkeytits9020
    @turkeytits9020 6 років тому +4

    This was even more fascinating than I expected.
    I liked it immediately and I don't regret that.
    Really good video.

  • @matthewlo55
    @matthewlo55 6 років тому +8

    Seymour the house is on fire!
    No mother, it's just the Northern Light.

  • @expendableround6186
    @expendableround6186 3 роки тому +9

    “You are afraid
    At the lash of searing flame
    Lungs, filled with acrid smoke.
    You ought to be afraid…
    _…You’re made out of meat.”_

  • @zandemen
    @zandemen 5 років тому +9

    Here's a tactic I've never seen in film or heard of; spray the fuel as far as it will go into the enemy trenches for five seconds in a sweep, then ignite it and reverse the sweep to ignite the previously discharged fuel.
    This will have the benefit of laying down fuel down low in the trenches and actually lighting up the adverary directly, rather than just flushing them out with radiant heat from overhead and fear.

    • @michaellarocca4879
      @michaellarocca4879 2 роки тому +1

      Its called a wet shot. We used it quite a bit in the pacific theater against pillboxes and other fortifications. The reason they didnt do that in ww1 was that the ignition source was usually a burning rag or burning fuel soaked cotton. By ww2 flamethrowers had advanced enough that the flame could be turned on and off quickly.

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 Рік тому

      ​@@michaellarocca4879 yeah old flamethrowers were effectively overpressure Molotov cocktails ww2 flamethrowers had good old ignition, diesel fuel and napalm

  • @letimen5456
    @letimen5456 6 років тому +55

    Your voice is perfect for this video

  • @siroccothehunter7974
    @siroccothehunter7974 6 років тому +32

    Can you do a video on the Desert Rats?

    • @neohoy5231
      @neohoy5231 6 років тому

      Sirocco The Hunter
      I’m pretty sure they already did.

    • @darthhighground
      @darthhighground 6 років тому +2

      A Obese Bearded Dragon they didn’t

    • @darthhighground
      @darthhighground 6 років тому +1

      FRENCH CULTURE how did that destroy Their reputation exactly

  • @yeetthebeatout6906
    @yeetthebeatout6906 3 роки тому +11

    Imagine being the first person to use one in combat

  • @Yawa_Akira
    @Yawa_Akira 6 років тому +51

    "Flame Trooper Kit Available Nearby"
    Picks up
    Gets stabs while doing so
    GG

    • @ConorMcgregor322
      @ConorMcgregor322 6 років тому +2

      "A flame trooper kit has been located near your location"

    • @machexx1494
      @machexx1494 6 років тому +1

      Sweganator2013 Me: Run

  • @AssassinEmbers
    @AssassinEmbers 5 років тому +13

    "A Flametrooper Kit is available near your location"

  • @reshzy3807
    @reshzy3807 6 років тому +73

    Spy: *[HEAVY BREATHING]*

  • @arlolikescheese
    @arlolikescheese 2 роки тому +2

    Germany: nothing is working.
    German weapon maker: USE FLAMES.

  • @mr.braindead8151
    @mr.braindead8151 5 років тому +25

    Flamethrower Troops are called "Watermen"

  • @Shockguey
    @Shockguey 5 років тому +47

    "Even the hissing sound of the burning flamethrower muzzle would give them shivers"
    FLAMMENWERFER, AWWW MAN

    • @solracxd7456
      @solracxd7456 4 роки тому +1

      So we are back in the trench...

    • @mrmr1532
      @mrmr1532 4 роки тому +1

      Got our maces swinging from side to side, side side to side..

    • @bread5020
      @bread5020 4 роки тому +1

      Hope to find some rations this night night night

    • @ahnafm.m.z7750
      @ahnafm.m.z7750 4 роки тому +1

      @@bread5020 heads up, you hear a sound, turn away and look at, total shocked, feel your body

    • @thepromiseofthisplace7831
      @thepromiseofthisplace7831 3 роки тому

      Oh no its you again i could never forget those laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

  • @ambylotl
    @ambylotl 5 років тому +45

    *ZIS IS A FLAMMENWERFER, IT WERFS FLAMMEN!*