There’s a JW that comes to my place every few weeks and we always argue for 40 minutes and then hug each other. I think he looks forward to it as much as I do.
I hope you know he keeps coming bc he thinks he's converting you. They do not actually care about you as a person until you convert. They think arguing is you opening the door and being willing to change your mind. It's actually really sad :((
@@PeachShortcake_ He is convinced that he knows the way to eternal life. Do you know how much he’d have to hate me if he didn’t want to share that with me? I’m also convinced I know the way to eternal life, so I try to convert him as well. Say what you want about JW’s, but they’re taught to love everyone. I’m sure there are some that don’t try to love everyone, just like Nicene Christian’s, but our theological differences don’t prevent us from loving each other.
@rebeccahogan9844 I was born and raised, spent 21 years in it. Eventually started to see the flaws in it and turned PIMO for around 3 years ish. Got disfellowshipped for smoking cigars. Found my own place and rebuilt my life. Now I help moderate an exJW discord for the homies.
@@harryorangutan1690JWs and mormons are so vile for that. Basically just muslims. If you leave the faith they kick you out of their communities and lives.
I always try to be polite to them when they come round--in my area they always bring their young children with them so you feel bad even debating with them, I end up just smiling and nodding.
@@MrChoco409Exactly. Bringing kids is a tactic used to disarm you so you feel more open to what they have to say. Their children absolutely need exposure to the truth (albeit said respectfully) and you may be the only person willing to share that truth with them. I wish you luck!
Your first roleplay of a Jehovah Witness is one of my absolute favorite asmr satirical videos. I thought of it this morning. What an excellent coincidence you decided to do another one! ❤
This happened to my father. Hardcore Italian catholic. Married a younger JW woman. He now goes to hall weekly and considers himself a follower. Hard to witness but it seems to make him so happy. So I respect it. But ugh. Just grateful he won't deny blood transfusions.
As a Catholic who has actually approached JWs in public, this is all very accurate. I always find it funny they buy into the "Constantine-Nicaea" conspiracies, but don't realise that many of the bishops known to Constantine were Arians. You know, the guys who believe Christ is an important being with godlike qualities, but isn't fully God and that the Trinity isn't real. Hey wait that Arianism sounds like some non-Trinitarian group that claims to be Christian...
I remember being so rude to the Jehovah's witnesses back when I lived in a house. Nowadays though, I'd engage with em. I'm catholic but I have an interest in all faiths. I ALSO respect and listen/watch atheist material too. I'd encourage people to have an open mind even if you don't agree. BTW great vid as usual Angelica
Yes, definitely be polite and respectful. I would love to engage with them. 😄 I'm not sure about being open minded to nonsense though. The problem I have found is that all Christians tend to quickly have a meltdown when talking with me as I know their religion better than most of them actually do. Let us ponder the divine meaning of Deuteronomy 25:11-12. 😅
@liquid_psyche LOL yes there are a lot of Christians who can't handle serious engagement or get frustrated when the person they're talking to knows more than them.
@@liquid_psyche ты абсолютно не разбираешься в христианстве лол. Приводя в пример Второзаконие 25.11-12 ты во первых показываешь что ты понятия не имеешь об особенностях устройства общества тех времён и законах которые в те времена были нормой в других государствах, а рассматриваешь их с позиции современного человека и современного общества. Во вторых ты показываешь что абсолютно не знаешь Нового Завета и Учения Иисуса Христа - в котором он сказал что если кто ударит вас по щеке - подставь и вторую щёку. Древние закона Моисея они были необходимы для своего времени но Иисус дал новые заповеди в которых заповеданы принципы к которым необходимо стремиться и именно они являются критерием для христиан, а не что либо ещё
@@liquid_psyche You're barking up the wrong tree though: Deuteronomy is pre-Christian, it's included in the Bible to provide context for exegesis; go bug the Jews about it! It's like how circumcision only applies to the subjects of the Abrahamic covenant; the Deuteronomic law only applies to the peoples subject to the Mosaic Covenant (i.e. Israel).
@@liquid_psyche Deuteronomy is pre-Christian, it's included in the Bible to provide context for exegesis. It's like how circumcision only applies to the subjects of the Abrahamic covenant; the Deuteronomic law only applies to the peoples subject to the Mosaic Covenant (i.e. Israel).
This is both incredibly relaxing and hilarious. I came very close to not clicking on this and I’m so glad I did. JW’s came to my house a few weeks ago while I was having a Harry Potter marathon with my friend and I answered the door decked out in full Harry Potter gear and I think they must have decided I wasn’t able to be saved because they never came back and I was very nice to them 😂
Lmao I’m a former JW, I remember seeing your first JW parody video (as an active member) and I was so offended lmao. Kinda comforting to watch now 😭💀 “you goat” hilarious 🤣
As an exJW, this was an awesome watch. Absolutely entertaining 😂😂😂. "...completely not rehearsed every week my entire life" 💀. Those presentations were often the opposite of "natural".
After being part of this church it made me realize just how cultish it is. My mother was a jw when i was young and would take her with me. She still gets letters from members trying to get her to come back. It's a bit terrifying
@@dmerced257 I think being mentally out is the most important thing and is virtually the same as being out. It is those that are mentally in that have lost their mind - surrendered it to Watchtower. Some PIMOs can endure being physically in and treat it as entertainment.
@@lindsayceara she is catholic now. She was a JW before i guess when she was growing up but then became an atheist and now for like 2 years or less she has become Catholic
Jokes aside, I remember experiencing asmr when a Jw lady came to my house when I was a kid. The way she was speaking to me, very calming and relaxing asking me under what name I called god 😂
With the anniversary of the council of nicea coming up next year, I think this series should keep going. A whole deranged history of the church would be awesome!
In CA they always came knocking. In AZ ar all. But when they came they always were sooo nice, calm & peaceful and before I knew what ASMR was I felt so relaxed & all the soft spoken and page flipping, tingles.
Oneness Pentecostals are like this too. When Jesus was baptized, and the entire Trinity is present all at once and explain Their relationship to one another, do people think They were just yuckin' it up or something?
This was relaxingly funny xD I still remember how Jehovah witnesses came to our house when I was a child and they would ask us, which is the true church? The....the Jeh....the Jeho...and they would end up saying it because my sister and I wouldn't say it.
I think everyone should believe in someone, because having faith in something or practicing your faith can help a lot to face difficult times, even if you believe it's a placebo effect. For example, you have lost a loved one, you are very bad and sad, suddenly someone knocks on your door, shows empathy for your pain and shows you that there is hope in the resurrection of the new world, a paradise on earth where there will be no more death, no more sadness, no crying and no pain, the dead will rise and the sick will be healed, there will be no war or violence. Doesn't it bring you a little peace in a moment of vulnerability? This little peace, this faith in a better future, is what motivates you to continue and overcome challenges, even if it may not happen, yet it calms you down Maybe you don't believe that someone is listening to your prayers but just venting what was in your heart already brings you peace, so that's enough. People motivated by faith help complete strangers just because they are of the same faith as them, give support, visit those who are going through difficulties, help with food or medicine, it is undeniable that these people exist even if you do not believe that their God exists, this is the power of faith in something So I think everyone should believe in something, if it will bring you peace and help in difficult times, if it will encourage you to help others and if it gives you strength to continue
Believing in a higher purpose or a higher being with positive, altruistic values can be good. But I wish people would stop taking it to such extremes or using it to further their agendas/try to control other people or make them abide by their agendas or lifestyle
I don’t believe necessarily that a god hears our prayers or that prayer works, but the thought behind them for people who do is enough for me. There’s power in that care and support for one another
Angelica , Im not a jehovohas witnesses but i have let them in my house and i just dnt let anyone in my house but these were legit jehovohas witness they happened to be two women one around 25 and the other around 30 , they are some of the nicest people on earth but they can not convert me i just wanted to speak to them maybe i can show them the light of non jw beliefs in a nice way ....btw these jw women do not date outside of their religion....i have no religion btw 😅 but they were fun to talk to,the conversation lasted about 40 minutes they just sat down in my living room when they came they go door to door in my neighborhood about once or twice a month
0:49 Relaxing but blasphemous......Jesus is Lord.......He was raised from the dead Rom.10:9.....You need to believe this in order to go to Heaven......and there is such a thing as Hades..
Haha theres a kingdom hall i pass on a bus trip i take always looks closed. Also did not joesph smith channel his teachings from a stone oslt ...merry Christmass lovely great vid thanks
You’re better than me. I could never even put myself to say the words again, let alone pick up that bible. You must be built with more tolerance. Even me listening to this stuff again is irritating
There’s a JW that comes to my place every few weeks and we always argue for 40 minutes and then hug each other. I think he looks forward to it as much as I do.
LOL… The sarcasm.😂
You're clearly a woman. And he's clearly not following the rules...
I hope you know he keeps coming bc he thinks he's converting you. They do not actually care about you as a person until you convert. They think arguing is you opening the door and being willing to change your mind.
It's actually really sad :((
@@PeachShortcake_ He is convinced that he knows the way to eternal life. Do you know how much he’d have to hate me if he didn’t want to share that with me? I’m also convinced I know the way to eternal life, so I try to convert him as well.
Say what you want about JW’s, but they’re taught to love everyone. I’m sure there are some that don’t try to love everyone, just like Nicene Christian’s, but our theological differences don’t prevent us from loving each other.
"Everything is fine in Sodom though, but those grannies with magazines about Jehovah are still trying to talk about the God."
my grandpa (catholic and historian) used to argue with jehovas witnesses because they said jesus was white and he said he actually was NOT😭😭
If you see the illustrations Jesus is depicted as tan. Well he was middle eastern! Born in Bethlehem.
We need a video like that but during the conversation the JW realizes they're in a cult
That wouldn't be very realistic 😭
Bruh it's not a cult💀😭
@@AJacko_15definitely a cult
Yes it is☠️☠️
@@AJacko_15JW very much is
i'm a former JW and this made me chuckle. i'd love to hear more about anyone's experiences with that religion as a former member. top notch video!
How was your experience, if you don’t mind me asking? Were you born/raised in a JW family or converted later in life?
@rebeccahogan9844 I was born and raised, spent 21 years in it. Eventually started to see the flaws in it and turned PIMO for around 3 years ish. Got disfellowshipped for smoking cigars. Found my own place and rebuilt my life. Now I help moderate an exJW discord for the homies.
@@harryorangutan1690JWs and mormons are so vile for that. Basically just muslims. If you leave the faith they kick you out of their communities and lives.
@@harryorangutan1690 now it makes sense why you believe in this false cult
my experience was that it sucked lmao born in and faded a few years ago
*clutching to rosary for dear life*
Amen! Mine goes wherever I do always!
Real!!
No power in it .
@@DunamisPrayer not in and of itself, no. It is not a talisman. The power is in its proper usage in prayer. 🙏
@@christopherfox13where does it say in scripture to pray the Rosary ?
I always try to be polite to them when they come round--in my area they always bring their young children with them so you feel bad even debating with them, I end up just smiling and nodding.
Don’t feel bad. Expose those children to different world views. They need to know they’re being indoctrinated
I hate arguing with others, so I just falsely agree to everything that is said.😅
Politely school them. The child will realize their parents aren’t infallible and they can question their beliefs
@@MrChoco409Exactly. Bringing kids is a tactic used to disarm you so you feel more open to what they have to say. Their children absolutely need exposure to the truth (albeit said respectfully) and you may be the only person willing to share that truth with them. I wish you luck!
“Jehovah’s witness tries converting you (you’re too based)”
There, fixed the title 🇻🇦
Nah I prefer staying catholic and not going in this cult
Based.
Your first roleplay of a Jehovah Witness is one of my absolute favorite asmr satirical videos. I thought of it this morning. What an excellent coincidence you decided to do another one! ❤
This happened to my father. Hardcore Italian catholic. Married a younger JW woman. He now goes to hall weekly and considers himself a follower. Hard to witness but it seems to make him so happy. So I respect it. But ugh. Just grateful he won't deny blood transfusions.
Do you care about his eternal happiness, or only his earthly one?
@@Tom_Corvus5 Shut it, cultist
He wasnt very catholic. People born into their faith are so vulnerable to falling away
@@Tom_Corvus5if youre a JW, you dont care about your eternal happiness because its a lie that will not land you in Gods paradise
@@MrChoco409 it depends.
As a Catholic who has actually approached JWs in public, this is all very accurate.
I always find it funny they buy into the "Constantine-Nicaea" conspiracies, but don't realise that many of the bishops known to Constantine were Arians. You know, the guys who believe Christ is an important being with godlike qualities, but isn't fully God and that the Trinity isn't real. Hey wait that Arianism sounds like some non-Trinitarian group that claims to be Christian...
I remember being so rude to the Jehovah's witnesses back when I lived in a house. Nowadays though, I'd engage with em. I'm catholic but I have an interest in all faiths. I ALSO respect and listen/watch atheist material too. I'd encourage people to have an open mind even if you don't agree.
BTW great vid as usual Angelica
Yes, definitely be polite and respectful. I would love to engage with them. 😄 I'm not sure about being open minded to nonsense though. The problem I have found is that all Christians tend to quickly have a meltdown when talking with me as I know their religion better than most of them actually do. Let us ponder the divine meaning of Deuteronomy 25:11-12. 😅
@liquid_psyche LOL yes there are a lot of Christians who can't handle serious engagement or get frustrated when the person they're talking to knows more than them.
@@liquid_psyche ты абсолютно не разбираешься в христианстве лол. Приводя в пример Второзаконие 25.11-12 ты во первых показываешь что ты понятия не имеешь об особенностях устройства общества тех времён и законах которые в те времена были нормой в других государствах, а рассматриваешь их с позиции современного человека и современного общества. Во вторых ты показываешь что абсолютно не знаешь Нового Завета и Учения Иисуса Христа - в котором он сказал что если кто ударит вас по щеке - подставь и вторую щёку. Древние закона Моисея они были необходимы для своего времени но Иисус дал новые заповеди в которых заповеданы принципы к которым необходимо стремиться и именно они являются критерием для христиан, а не что либо ещё
@@liquid_psyche You're barking up the wrong tree though: Deuteronomy is pre-Christian, it's included in the Bible to provide context for exegesis; go bug the Jews about it! It's like how circumcision only applies to the subjects of the Abrahamic covenant; the Deuteronomic law only applies to the peoples subject to the Mosaic Covenant (i.e. Israel).
@@liquid_psyche Deuteronomy is pre-Christian, it's included in the Bible to provide context for exegesis. It's like how circumcision only applies to the subjects of the Abrahamic covenant; the Deuteronomic law only applies to the peoples subject to the Mosaic Covenant (i.e. Israel).
Do a Mormon one!
This is both incredibly relaxing and hilarious. I came very close to not clicking on this and I’m so glad I did. JW’s came to my house a few weeks ago while I was having a Harry Potter marathon with my friend and I answered the door decked out in full Harry Potter gear and I think they must have decided I wasn’t able to be saved because they never came back and I was very nice to them 😂
Lmao I’m a former JW, I remember seeing your first JW parody video (as an active member) and I was so offended lmao. Kinda comforting to watch now 😭💀 “you goat” hilarious 🤣
As an exJW, this was an awesome watch. Absolutely entertaining 😂😂😂. "...completely not rehearsed every week my entire life" 💀. Those presentations were often the opposite of "natural".
as an atheist, this was so fun to watch
She’s so creative and it goes so well with whatever is wrong with her 🥹
After being part of this church it made me realize just how cultish it is. My mother was a jw when i was young and would take her with me. She still gets letters from members trying to get her to come back. It's a bit terrifying
I LOVE the improvisation at 0:04
, i genuinely giggled and then went back to trying to sleep 😭💗
Physically in mentally out JW here, saw this video and almost exploded
If your circumstsnces allow it get out completely before you lose your mind. Best of luck
@@dmerced257 I think being mentally out is the most important thing and is virtually the same as being out. It is those that are mentally in that have lost their mind - surrendered it to Watchtower. Some PIMOs can endure being physically in and treat it as entertainment.
Angelica please do a Jenna Ortega parody
Lol support 😂
Yes! I subbed cause Angelica looks exactly like her 😂
She did all of Jenna Ortega's stunts lol
Tipic virgin fan 🥸
@@jason5nets Realy?
Did you know that pregnant Giraffes can run up to 15mph while giving birth?
They came to your door again, Angelica, didn't they? 🤣
She was raised as a JW
@@Aai-uj7uj I know that. But not every JW coming to her door would know that.
@@Aai-uj7uj is she religious now?
@@lindsayceara she is catholic now. She was a JW before i guess when she was growing up but then became an atheist and now for like 2 years or less she has become Catholic
Jokes aside, I remember experiencing asmr when a Jw lady came to my house when I was a kid. The way she was speaking to me, very calming and relaxing asking me under what name I called god 😂
I've listened to this every day for 3 weeks. And every time you say "Wrong and pagan," it cracks me up
as a Roman Catholic this is so funny to watch💀💀💀
9:16
As a Catholic who always has Jehovah's witnesses come to my door, I laughed at the title
With the anniversary of the council of nicea coming up next year, I think this series should keep going. A whole deranged history of the church would be awesome!
“You goat” at the very end got me
The faces in this video kill me 😂
I love this sicko type of witness 😂 not letting me close the door as if it’s not my house 😂😂😂 (please don’t do that in real life guys lol)
I'm Christian but im neither catholic or Jehovah's witnesses, I guess this will be fun 😅😊❤
what a smile ! Stands out more than my christmas tree...with the lights on !😅
They don’t celebrate that 😂
My parents forgot to get me food so I was upset and hungry but you managed to make me laugh 😭 thanks Angelica
Lmao please do a mormon trying to convert you next
3:23 this made me laugh so hard 💀
"I will now explain why the church that compiled the Bible is the church that's being talked about here" GIRL RIGHT??????
this is how every single religion sounds to me
In CA they always came knocking.
In AZ ar all.
But when they came they always were sooo nice, calm & peaceful and before I knew what ASMR was I felt so relaxed & all the soft spoken and page flipping, tingles.
LOve, I can imagine....
As an orthodox im seeing them everywhere except for the door weve banned those things in here
Oneness Pentecostals are like this too.
When Jesus was baptized, and the entire Trinity is present all at once and explain Their relationship to one another, do people think They were just yuckin' it up or something?
Got all the points right😂
You must be a former jw
Time will tell the truth of Human History in every subject and ways.
I'm an ex JW and I chuckled at the video title
Now do a ( muslim tries converting you ) and use the word Bro after every sentence
You a bit too good at this😭
This was relaxingly funny xD I still remember how Jehovah witnesses came to our house when I was a child and they would ask us, which is the true church? The....the Jeh....the Jeho...and they would end up saying it because my sister and I wouldn't say it.
as a JW, this is funny
I grew up catholic omg this gave me flashbacks 😭
Mommy!.... She called me a goat. LOL!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oddly healing and relaxing video after deconstructing and being abused by a Jehovah’s Witness for years. ❤️
I think everyone should believe in someone, because having faith in something or practicing your faith can help a lot to face difficult times, even if you believe it's a placebo effect.
For example, you have lost a loved one, you are very bad and sad, suddenly someone knocks on your door, shows empathy for your pain and shows you that there is hope in the resurrection of the new world, a paradise on earth where there will be no more death, no more sadness, no crying and no pain, the dead will rise and the sick will be healed, there will be no war or violence. Doesn't it bring you a little peace in a moment of vulnerability? This little peace, this faith in a better future, is what motivates you to continue and overcome challenges, even if it may not happen, yet it calms you down
Maybe you don't believe that someone is listening to your prayers but just venting what was in your heart already brings you peace, so that's enough. People motivated by faith help complete strangers just because they are of the same faith as them, give support, visit those who are going through difficulties, help with food or medicine, it is undeniable that these people exist even if you do not believe that their God exists, this is the power of faith in something
So I think everyone should believe in something, if it will bring you peace and help in difficult times, if it will encourage you to help others and if it gives you strength to continue
Believing in a higher purpose or a higher being with positive, altruistic values can be good. But I wish people would stop taking it to such extremes or using it to further their agendas/try to control other people or make them abide by their agendas or lifestyle
I don’t believe necessarily that a god hears our prayers or that prayer works, but the thought behind them for people who do is enough for me. There’s power in that care and support for one another
for some people believing in something is meaningless, and that is totally okay
And, when you believe, supernatural things are always happening in your life, and this constantly increases not my faith.....my knowingness.
I used to make them leave just by asking asking a bunch of random questions
Not me realising at the age of 30 that Jehovah is a name for God... I always that was JW version of a messiah or something 😅
Angelica , Im not a jehovohas witnesses but i have let them in my house and i just dnt let anyone in my house but these were legit jehovohas witness they happened to be two women one around 25 and the other around 30 , they are some of the nicest people on earth but they can not convert me i just wanted to speak to them maybe i can show them the light of non jw beliefs in a nice way ....btw these jw women do not date outside of their religion....i have no religion btw 😅 but they were fun to talk to,the conversation lasted about 40 minutes they just sat down in my living room when they came they go door to door in my neighborhood about once or twice a month
And nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
By the way, Merry Christmas to you all! ✝️🎄
A video with 3 most followed religion will be fun to watch 😅🙏🏻.
I request you to please consider my suggestion ❤️😇
Christianity, Islam & Hinduism
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that's so good 😭
You played this a little to well🤨
she grew up a JW lol
Omg! Stawwwpp!!! This is so accurate
This is a good video, Angelica! Have a great day.😂
Great video. Thanks for the laughs!
you should do one of these but the viewer is pagan😂 they’re always so confused when they come to my door and tlak
Haha
Una vez mi vi unos testigos pasando cerca de mi casa y me asusté re feo me fui a ocultar 😭
Por qué?? Puedes estar tranquila no muerden. Bueno algunos 🤣🤣🤣
@ es que me da miedo la gente extraña de por sí y más los que intentan imponerme algo 😭
“I hope you have a great day, you GOAT”
Me: that’s not very Christian like
Merry Christmas Angelica ❤️
The faces at 6:19 LMAOOOOO
Angelica bring back the video introssssssss
Your voice is so relaxing. I'd let you convert me.
Lol, I used to be Catholic, to think I could have been in this situation a few years ago 😅
era pra eu dormir, não rir 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like to listen to byzantine Chants my prot Neighbors think im muslim.😂
Have you worked some "Enjoy Life Forever" lessons? It seems like you have.
Thank you this exact situation hapened to me last week.
0:49 Relaxing but blasphemous......Jesus is Lord.......He was raised from the dead Rom.10:9.....You need to believe this in order to go to Heaven......and there is such a thing as Hades..
Thats... Humor. If your comment is genuine, its acting, sir.
shes literally religious i doubt she was aiming for blasphemy here
This is why even alice abernanthy hated jehovahs
This was still somehow so relaxing and funny 💓 @6:13 💀🤣🤣🤣
-a new Catholic
Jerod kushner 😂😅😂 that look you gave
lowkey convinced me cause if it aint in the bible why do they believe it (i have no religious knowledge or roots)
Haha theres a kingdom hall i pass on a bus trip i take always looks closed. Also did not joesph smith channel his teachings from a stone oslt ...merry Christmass lovely great vid thanks
Joseph Smith is Mormon not JW. But yes that's what he claimed ti have done lol. He read tablets by sticking his head in a hat with them inside.
Uh oh she's back....
❤ i love your videos
This was interesting. I just subbed.
isnt it said yahowah?
It is
This is madness!! LOL 😁😁🤣🤣
2:08 may I say a deep parasocial relationship
Not today, Stan
Oh my god!! I scared away SOOOO many JW! i loved it!!
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT ARE YOU WATCHING ME
You’re better than me. I could never even put myself to say the words again, let alone pick up that bible. You must be built with more tolerance. Even me listening to this stuff again is irritating
Open the door rosary in hand
So relaxing
I’ve been through every religion and finally in my 30s in a baptized Jehovah’s Witness and I’ve never been happier . :)
this is oddly specific bcs i am catholic 😂😂
Arius the heretic would love this video lol
Você é TJ mesmo?
Without Jesus you cant be in the presence of Jahova hes to perfect for our flawed sinful asses
Based Angelica 😎👑🙏✝️🥰
(Romans 10:9)
9 If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.