KFC | I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator | Available Now!
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2019
- Do you have what it takes to date the most famous chicken salesman of all time? Find out now in the most delicious dating simulator ever created. Play now on Steam for free!
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this is either the best marketing campaign or it's the fall of their company. And i gotta be honest, this is the best thing i've ever seen
Kim Nguyen It’s good because I want to go to kfc now 😂😂
well yeah, I just had to go because i'm a mindless sheep
no my friend
This is the rise
Yes
Best thing you ever seen cuz you a weeb .
Doki Doki Literature Club: Other dating sims got nothing on us!
KFC: *cracks knuckles*
I just wish the game references DDLC
I hope Colonel Sanders glitching out everybody and convert them into fried chickens 😂😂
Thats how you put doki doki lit in its place
just coronel sanders
*hold my $20 fill up*
My life has purpose again
FBI agent Yall said you were not investigating journalist Michael Hastings, however, it was later revealed you had a file on him a year prior.
In addition, his death is suspicious for 4 reasons:
1) He was investigating the CIA at the time, and was on the verge of a big story, stating he had to go "off the radar" for a while.
2) He asked to borrow his neighbor's Volvo, as he didn't trust his own vehicle.
3) There is no reasonable explanation for Hastings to drive 100 mph into a tree.
4) It was known that at the time (2013) that the CIA could hack and remotely control a vehicle.
For these reasons, mr. FBI man, I dare say this conspiracy is moreso a clear-cut case of assassination.
@@fbiagent2735I want to know who my FBI agent is so then I can Buy them food Once a Week
@@thebritishmarypopinscat8945 that's classified information
@@fbiagent2735 ...Can I.. Give you the food so then you can give them the Food?
@@thebritishmarypopinscat8945 sure
Noone:
KFC:
Obese,greasy fat man turned into
The hottest 80 year old man of all time
Its ya boi Thot Exterminator I wouldn’t say obese and greasy
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved KFC so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Sanders every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Sanders is love" I say; "Sanders is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a fаggоt
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for KFC
>I called him a сunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Sanders
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "You're Finger Lickin' Good."
>He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my аss-cheeks for Colonel
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Sanders
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Colonel
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with 11 herbs and spices
>My dad walks in
>Sanders looks him straight in the eyes and says "I’m Lovin’ It."
>Colonel leaves through my window
>Sanders is love. Sanders is life.
@@kamikaze2812 WHAT IN THE HOT CRISPY KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK?
@@kamikaze2812
The fact you didn't perish halfway through writing this is a miracle.
These uncultured swine not getting the Shrek is Love reference.
Doki Doki Literature Club: *exists*
KFC: Hold my original recipe
*Y e s*
Aussie Boy this is gold
Hold my 11 herbs and spices
J U S T M O N A K I
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Next up, Wendy's making an FPS
If ChexQuest was anythin' to go by, then it might work.
Close. It just made a D&D campaign 😂
Wendy's: Making Hell Frosty
Honestly, I’d rather date Wendy than the Colonel. I’ll admit they did do a good job of making the Colonel a silver fox, but I personally prefer redheads. That and I’m straight.
I'm down to play it
Everybody take your laptop to your local KFC and read the lines out loud.
My local is the original soooo
I got kicked out.
This game: *EXISTS*
everyone: Reality is *never* dissapointing
I.. agree with you so much
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WHAT IN THE HOT CRISPY KENTUCKY FRIED FRICK?!?!
we both know you want it.
Well yes, but actually no
No worries,I'm confused too.
Domenick Rodriguez, fuck*
Chickity Chickity you want this Dickity
Now give toys of these characters in the kids box thingy and I'll be there in 15 minutes
But it’s a dating-
Daddy Sanders Nut Jar
@@burntpasta3240
Did i stutter?
@@the-secretyou gonna put sanders in a jar?
I've watched this like 10 times already and I still can't believe it's real.
Oh, it is.
And it's beautiful.
I played it thinking someone else made this as a joke 😂😅
After playin this game I can say it is honestly way better than it should be. The art is amazing, the music fit perfectly, the funny dialog was well placed, and the character development was great. Gosh darn it I'm getting some KFC just to support this project.
Whoever said to try making a dating sim in the KFC marketing department needs a fucking promotion, and this is the reason.
Popeye and Chick Fil A are busy with their chicken sandwich.
While KFC....
Is making a dating sim
Ok if this game is successful we might actually see ports to the Xbox, PS4, and switch if I'm being honest.
i hope so i kinda want to try it
Probably not, it’s free so it will probably just stay on steam
@@jameslindenmoyer7493 You know digital store exists right?
also this game doesnt require a tough PC, just install steam and download it, should work on most device.
how and why????????
@@jenniferlett7067 i have a pretty awful PC but this short game actually managed to work really good on it.
Last time I checked KFC’s channel, he wasn’t a hot anime 80 year old from a dating sim.
“The perfect game doesn’t exi-“
We have truly been blessed
Yes, God has finally heard my prayers.
Stan Lee I miss you😭😭😭😭
Stan Lee what the fuck?
You're alive?
Stan I'm concerned about your prayers
That’s because your in heaven
But you are dead
Mark my words, this is just the beginning.
Mark
M
It was. Theres a console now.
Actually no, they made an arcade style brawler before this. It's called Colonel Quest.
Thanos: rEaLiTy Is OfTeN dIsOpPoInTiNg
Reality:
Also Thanos: But this dose put a smile on my face
When did the board of directors sit down and say, "Ok, we need an anime dating simulator with the sexy colonel." Like wtf?
HOW IS THIS NOT TRENDING?!?!?!?
Idk
Idk
@✨Chocolate bon bon cookie✨ It's been 2 years... it's time to move on
This is the best promotion I've ever seen from kfc ngl. The only one who may compete with it would be Wendy's.
This is probably the greatest business move of 2019. People are gonna go insane over this and KFC will make a shitload of money.
I played this in KFC and the staff are looking at me weirdly
I WAITED 4- NO- 5000 YEARS FOR THIS
Awaken my master
*bruh can I date both of the rivals and best friend I'm having a dilemma here*
wtfff the obvious choice is colonel sanders. JUST LOOK AT HIS FUCKING EYES
NANI!?
Actually the story will only let you date colonel Sanders, no matter what.
@@hekkn *KFC I demand dlc*
@@murasakiusagi5124 or just straight-up an update
I can already feel the diabetes running through my veins
Initially, I thought this was a parody game. But apparently, it is by them. KFC, you never dissapoint.
About to play it right now actually
Edit: This long first time setup will pay off
HEKKN good luck
Well? How is it, lol?
@@atomsmasher703 good.
Just... Don't get attached to the unnamed student.
B-but Colonel-San, it's j-just to much flavor!! I-i can't take it!!!
this is both a blessed and cursed comment my guy
@@bigstankytoes312 blursed
@@maxaphobic7255 precisely
TheKimiko 64 yep
We are actually living in the best timeline right now
This absolute godsend of a game will without a doubt advance the human race as a whole.
Thank you, Colonel Sanders.
Yassss!!
I've been wanting to date the colonel for many years. Thank you KFC. For finally making one of several wishes come true.
I was wondering why I was subbed to this channel
My brain still can’t comprehend this games existence
Same, man. Same.
JoJo's deep fried adventure
holy shit, is that a jojo reference?!
@@Jujunodanna no it's Jo mama
If this was an anime I wouldn’t complain
Mom pick me up, I'm scared.
I can't even begin to imagine how the pitch with the marketing department went to make this a reality. V:
This is the greatest time line ever
When are they making an actual anime
does the dating sim include colonel sanders whispering in your ear saying _"you're finger lickin' good"_ ?
Well, time to enter the weeb form of anime Sanders again for real
Imagine creating a restaurant, dying then they make a dating sim of you
Thats how i want to be honored
0:03 THEM THIGHS THO
Extra-thicc.
Looks like the marketing team sniffed a ton of herbs and spices
I hope y'all going to release the soundtrack
"This.. does put a smile on my face."
Do you think god has left because he too fears what he has created?
God left a long time ago... a real long time ago.
How could he fear this?
Congratulations, we finally have a game that exists for no other reason except to get memed on.
WHY IS THIS A THING?? More importantly... WHY DO I LOVE IT??
This opening is unironically lit. Art is on point
This is probably the weirdest request the artists have gotten.
Can we have the full song though?
Literally any dating club/gaming: We are practically unstoppable!
Colonel Sanders: Stand Back. I Got This. Im Finger Lickin Good
i got an ad for this and couldn’t stop thinking about it ever since
Can't help but think this has much to do with the fact that Christmas Eve is like Valentines Day in Japan, and couples go to KFC. Lol
This is marketing gone extremely well.
*very smart of you to get the Weebs on board :)*
Literally was the best hour of my life. I couldn’t stop laughing. Too good.
I didn’t think that this game was an official kfc licensed game I thought it was fanmade omg
KFC wins for the most unexpected fusion in gaming.
I never thought I would be simping for Colonel Sanders in my lifetime… but he do be lookin fine asf tho 😔🤌✨
Would love to see this as a web series someday
After watching this trailer i still can’t belive Kfc made this
Thank you
Colonel Sanders Bizarre Adventure
Help I can't stop watching! 😂
This man is from World War II has a whole anime game about himself this is too great to be true
‘Babe wake up, new kfc anime is released’
Thank god I am still alive to see this perfection of game :v
I'm so happy it wasn't just a meme.
Saw this one at school my pe teacher was watching and we got this ad
I still can't believe this is real
At first I questioned many things. Then I remembered how big KFC is in Japan. Now it makes complete sense.
I don't even know what in the heck I am seeing?!?!?😂
Its been over a year and I'm still scared and in shock.
I can't tell if this is an affront to the Colonel's memory or the greatest thing ever made.
The Fact that I just discovered this is funny to me.
I’m glad people put effort into this instead of making a normal visual novel.
I literally have the colonel as my discord pfp because of this game
Simply beautiful. What a timeline we're in
You know how some anime have like their Sakuga moments where you just say "That looks pretty nice", thats this whole freaking animation. I love it KFC, you beat One Punch Man Season 2
Okay. So like. Advertising rarely works on me. In fact it usually annoys me and/or it's boring.
But like- bruh I gotta give y'all props for this- This is frickn aMAZiNG XDDD!
This is why KFC has been my spirit animal since I was a kid
I feel awful that I've never eaten KFC before
Was really hoping for the Food Wars crossover special.
AND THATS WHY KFC IS THE BEST RESTAURANT
I'm sending this to all my friends and family
No
@@compaqofficial409 *yes*
I played the game and I’ve been watching this video ever since. I truly DO love you, Colonel Sanders.
*Imagine if KFC do an actually anime lol*
A little closer to heaven
Imagine if Colonel Sanders saw this
High Quality Anime.
Over a year later, and I still don't believe this game actually exists...
I can't believe this even exists. I wonder how the real colonel would have reacted to this. .
it's been one year since I've played this game, and yet, I'm still in love with it
I’ve rewatched this like 15 times
I love you to colonel sanders!
This is actually a brilliant idea, it brings so much attention to KFC
if your making some thing like this yall need some f***ing help and good food
The best word I can use to describe this ad is “unnerving”