Would you rather, but artists draw it..
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- Опубліковано 15 бер 2024
- Me and my friends are playing 'Would you rather' in Gartic Phone. Everyone has to come up with 3 ridiculous hypotheticals, draw them and then the group has to decide which is the best option.
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I remember seeing you make this thumbnail on stream
Hi Ross. It has been about 2 months since you said the Lethal Company emote mod was pretty much done. Is it dead?
could y'all draw Furries or animals that somehow combined with random everyday objects, such as a toaster? I just wanna see what yous come up with. I once drew a toaster dragon, it's a robot dragon that shoots toast out of its face.
a 100ft goose would overheat itself and die on its own, so that's my choice
It's in a air-conditioned room
@@RubberRossdamnit
@@RubberRoss then I'm staying out of that room
@@RubberRoss I break the air conditioning, or alternatively piss the goose off and lead it out of the room. And can play this game all day until your prompt is unrecognizable.
@@RubberRoss an*
Juny's was great, at least he left you the option of "Well you are going to die no matter what, but if you don't wanna reincarnate, you can always just be dead." What a lad.
Lmao I live for Telepurte's "man I don't like would you rather, I'mma just draw some hot girls........ and a horse."
DUE HOLY SHIT when she said "horse... but it's rotating..?" i hacked up my entire respiratory system laughing
i hope you managed to put it back
I’m actually so happy this arc has come back, it’s one of my favorites (I like seeing people admit their true insanity)
Ross: How would you break 1 million eggs?!
Also Ross: Became known for eating over 100,000 Eggs in Final Fantasy.
Conclusion: Ross could do it, it’s just trauma that dissuades him from doing it
I would’ve turned 1 million eggs into the world’s largest omelette and then donate it to a starving town.
Realize how much suffering he did for those 100,000 eggs. Realize that he would have to do that 10 more times.
Breaking a million eggs? Just ask HowToBasic.
I'm in
I'm in
I’m in
I’m in
😂😂
thank you for having me!! had tons of fun doing this for the first time
so kinda like unseen from undead unluck(It's an ability where you're only invisible when you close your eyes)
Fun fact! Horses are opportunistic carnivores, meaning that a horse would absolutely eat a baby chick
fellow childhood trauma?
Well, they're doing it for the bones. They don't want the meat, just the calcium. It's still fucking wild
Reject humanity, become goose.
I am become Goose, Destroyer of Peace.
@@nicholascompton2115 PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION
@@sai_ai__8446 Peace?
Dont know her
If I could turn invisible at will, I would spend my entire life exploring restricted areas and chilling in confidential meetings
Area 51 can't hide from me
I would become the world's best wildlife photographer
@@wyrmeleon2002 I nean, you wouldn't be inaudible
16:15 GODDMANIT TELE!
That Horse looks absolutely RIPPPED though. A good companion and a strong one at that.
Babe, wake up, Ross uploaded
I woke up in a new bugatii
I woke up alone 🥲
I woke up in a hospital:)
I never woke up
@@GeorgeKaralayour gonna wake up, whether you like ot or not
As someone who has worked in the dairy department of a grocery store, breaking a million eggs is a lot easier than you might think. If they're stored on pallets like in stores, you can just body check the pallet and knock all the eggs over and break about 80% of the eggs on the pallet in like 5 seconds
People are really underestimating the difficulty and costs of buying 5 dozen baby birds every month, year-round, without any of the chicks dying or growing up into adults, which means you can't buy in bulk, and you have to house, feed, and care for them.
The once daily mess is way better, and if you live alone and change your browsing habits the third option is even easier.
Twice daily mess* that one was also every 12 hours.
Also, I think you're overestimating the costs. At that point you can simply incubate and hatch your own chicks. All you realistically need to to keep and raise 2 chickens and a small incubator in addition to your dream pet. After that it doesn't cost you much more than the chicken feed.
It went from normal Would You Rather with the first two, to insanity when it came to Toma's turn.
In case anyone owns a snake, remember to feed it frozen-thawed food rather than live!
Hell yeah, good comment
Any particular reason why? Asking as someone who has never had any reptiles, so this is the first I've heard of it but I'm curious.
@@althelorFeeding live, especially unsupervised, can lead to injury of the reptile. Rodents especially can cause serious damage and infection by biting/chewing.
@althelor 1. It's cruel to the animal getting eaten
2. The food might eat the snake
Some snakes refuse dead food. Mine do, and almost died once refusing dead mice.
It’s optional and situational.
Altrive is too strong of an influence he made everybody obsessed with horses
According to my heavily rounded (and likely incorrect) math. You would need approximately 150 large Maytag standing freezers to store 1,000,000 eggs.
8:18 "it's like a beyblade" heh, more like neighblade
Hehe, nice
Nayblade Nayblade!
I feel like invisibility would really mess with your hand-eye coordination assuming you're also invisible to yourself.
Fun fact: if you were invisible to yourself you'd be able to close your eyes and still see cause your eyelids are invisible
@@pageclayton6850 I would keep my eyes closed for the comfort while still being able to see. Win-win!
Friendly lions, helicopter horse, or projectile eggs. I LOVE this chick’s imagination ❤️
As a distinguished goose myself,I took that seriously. Wait for our special goops this night.
please no...not again....
14:20 average gartic phone playthrough
Tbh the last one was really good, and chat had a bunch of good ideas regarding choice 3, especially going to a place where people would still find that and you attractive
And let's be honest a good amount of us probably are that small. And even if you are big, well, it all equalizes out.
I also liked it, but it just was no contest.
One is just bad because you can't decide the media, which is the biggest obstacle. And even if you're lucky, the stench could ruin it.
Second, it just has the worst downside. A life hated by everyone is just miserable.
Three has just the one downside, but you still can live a pleasant life, reincarnate as ace or become an eternal shota in a doujinshi.
I would pick option three because I was just watching Evangelion and I don't want to be isekaied into that nightmare
@@Mader-vz1zy I didn't consider the the very last portion of your message, regarding the third choice of course, and that's pretty damn smart. Probably something I'd do.
@@tigercarson3013 yeaaahhhhh probably the best call for the better, that would be hell.
For the third one they said you can't change it's size but there is no restrictions on the size of other people. Just make em smaller with magic or smth
I'm convinced this is just how they hang out now and we're just spectating their thoughts at 3am.
The downside to invisibility is you'd be blind. Either due to light moving around you or going through you to cause the invisibility, your retina would not capture ANY light, meaning you'd be unable to see. unless your eyes stay visible.
Downside to Invisibility? Easy. You can't see. Light avoiding you.
Just make everything except your eyes invisible.
Assuming that's how that works
Invisibility seems like a really cool superpower but the gooners ruined it
Fr like a prime example of its power is honestly The Invisible Man (1933 Version), the shenanigans and stuff the main character pulls is crazy.
tbh what else could you use invisibility for other than self-gain?
@@greninjaguy5264 you could pull a Robin Hood and steal money to give to the poor. Become a spy if they accept your abnormal mutation of controlled invisibility. There’s a lot you can do, but you can use it without in a way that doesn’t have self-gain. You just gotta think long and hard about your possibilities.
@@greninjaguy5264 There's plenty you could do. Practical VFX work in films, resolve hostage situations, be the ultimate nature documentarian, etc.
It doesn't have to all be sneaking into the woman's changing room or robbing a bank or whatever.
I'd make biology students pay to watch me digest stuff.
If you choose the right world to be isekaid to, then you can just add a more functional third leg. It’s not changing the one you already have
But do you pick the boat, the bus, or the guy to be your third leg?
I would make it despawn.
Juny: do you want to die die, do you want to die but get isekai'd into mr sukuna jujutsukaisen, or do you want to die and get isekai'd into mr fresh cat
Glad to see the thumbnail finished, :D I had to leave because it was late last night, but now I can see it in the actual vid!
Jesus Christ the idea of turning the whole Earth invisible is insane. Can you imagine what that would be like as an unsuspecting bystander?
"No one can eat that many eggs. I tried" those were good times
I love these Gartic Phone videos so much. The creativity goes WILD.
Ross always having the coolest art game ideas
I'd also pick 3 for the pet, either never invite people home or make it a famous animal and get money, it's hillarious!
"Welcome to the home of the infamous talking dragon!"
"This person gets off to anime dubcon gay insest. That'll be $50."
One RubberRoss video a day keeps the depression away
The eggs don't break when thrown, but nothing about them seems to imply I wouldn't be able to break them with my hands, and I could easily in one motion smash a dozen eggs, So my tthought is, I could get through HUNDREDS of eggs in just a few minutes. millions would only take a matter of hours. I could do that. As for if I could take getting them thrown at me, I think the proccess will only make me stronger and more egg impervious.
Crushing a million eggs would take forever and be a pain in the ass, but it WOULD be possible with enough time and effort
Trans guys during the last one be like "3s an upgrade"
1 egg is around 0.5 pounds 1m eggs weigh 500,000 pounds the average impact strength of a human is 1,500 to 2,200 pounds so you would die if they fall on you at once but maybe not if they fall one at a time
I'm pretty sure it'd be just like lapidation even one at a time
You're off by a factor of 10, an egg weighs ~.05 lbs not .5lbs. Unless you're talking ostrich eggs...
16:11 i looked away for 2 seconds that scream scared the shit out of me
The thing is, Baby snakes can't restrict their venom, but it's still just weaker and there's less of it than a full grown snake.
Lightning is so much better- You can show off, save gas and power money by getting an electric car and just not having to pay for any electric bills, you can help people in need, maybe even charge for your services to make more money, you'd like have an immunity to electricity that would allow you to be a brilliant technician, you could be the world's first infinite power source, you could fight off attackers who want to remove you for being so special, all those things! I love invisibility and the concept of telekinesis (minus the brain that Bacun added-), but lightning is just so much more practical! :3
Not a single person has seen the entire video yet
2x speed baby
Jokee on you its been 2 months and thousands have seen it
Giwi's angry face when she said "They're babies." Sent me
Man.... i love teleurte... because he is a funny guy... yeah
Goddamn Aethel. You’re a madman and a genius. USSIOWA/10
I would think if you land going down on cheese graters it wouldn't actually poke you hard enough to penetrate, thus exposing you to the Hep. You'd need to be moving horizontally relative to the graters to get grated.
THANK YOU, ROSS. Taking care of a horse is VERY hard work. And also bikini bf/gf is rad.
Also isekaied into Fortnite and not really having good aim anyway? I'm just stanky and have a gun and constantly looping into battle royales.
Is JUNY okay? Do they need help?
Nah, he’s fallen into the depths.
We cannot save them, lest we wish to fall down as well 😔
I love how Fairy can't stop laughing at the results of Aethel's drawings
Fairy appreciation thread: everytime Fairy showed up she made the vibes better
I don't know what a footgoose is, but it sounds fucking heinous, and I would fight any number of them I had to.
I like how absolutely stunned Ross was on Toma's
Voting bikini over horse is foolish. Take the horse and sell it, and you can buy a truckload of bikinis.
2:00 if you can have any pet, could it be a creature that poops something good like gold or super cleaning solution, so it will turn the first option into a positive.
I'm crying , what are these options lol , great vid
This was a trip, Ross. What a great crew this ep
The very first two Hypotheticals just describe an Eastern Indigo Snake
I think for the last one, the second is the winner's choice rather than the third.
Now admittedly it does limit your options, but all you need is a setting that'd be nice to live in BUT all of the main story happens in a small corner of it. Say, maybe Star Wars. Just live on one of the thousands of core worlds where everything was pretty okay. So long you're not on Tattooine or Coruscant (and honestly even then just don't go to the politics part of the planet) and hey, there's no characters that'll hate you.
Would you care if 50 people on the other side of the planet would hate your guts on sight, but they almost certainly will never never even know you exist? Probably not.
I assume "all the characters" means everyone you meet in that universe, not just the ones involved in the main story.
That first question was evil... ill let it eat the chicks.
when you scientifically realize being invisible makes you blind: god damn it
James Baxter, haven't heard that name in years lol.
You misspelt Games Bookstore
I'm waiting for the day Altrive hits us with the most jaw dropping art this and any Generation has ever seen
Was there for the thumbnail stream. Hope your guys are okay 👌. Can’t wait to watch the video!
I love the gartic vids Ross keep it up
A 100 foot goose would kill you. 100 geese would scratch you up.
9:11 nope, 1 horse is 15 horsepower.
I know, it’s completely insane. I have no clue why this is.
I was watching this around my dad and grandmother and as soon as telepurte's would you rather appeared on screen I turned my phone off faster than the speed of light
It would be an upgrade
invisible people are blind Ross, light goes right through them
These are probably the dumbest hypotheticals I've ever seen, yet somehow I am infinitely entertained
8:00 I want to mention that horses are terrifying and they kill people kicking and their teeth can break hands and cut off fingers. I once was on a spooked horse as a kid because my mom clapped. It went to fast and I held on for dear life. I did a few horse back riding lessons as a kid because I loved horses as a local farm place. That horse Wyath was a sweetheart. But clapping scared the shit out of it and it was in a metal buildings. Now as a adult over the years I’ve had a few chances to ride a horse again but I’ve never felt comfortable. Last time was in Texas at a ranch and this horse was massive. Now that I’m 5 11 me + a big horse is terrifyingly tall and I feel like I’m going to fall off. I would NEVER fight a horse
9:00 dawg im taking my chance with the horse
You should animate Yo-kai watch characters, I think it'd be pretty cool :)
Giwi's expressions in her question are delightful
If you have invisibility you can make someone think their house is haunted lol
Second option of everybody hating me, but I'm in my chosen world? Might as well play the role of demon king, or a dictator in that world then, if opportunity arises.
"HOW DO U BREAK A MILLION EGGS"
helldivers: up, right, down, down, down
"how are you going to beat the lions" i dunno ross they went 0-40 once
22:38 The last media I consumed before this was Helldivers 2 Content... Probably not the best choice for me.
i think being buried under a million eggs would crush you with the weight...
and while they break under their own pressure, you will then drown in Egg white and yolk...
Here are my answers
Ross: 2
Bacun: 2
Toma: 3
Altrive: 1
Juny: 3
Tob: 3
Tele: 1
Arthel: 2
Giwi: 3
Giwi was thinking of Scorpions in regards to the baby venom thing
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When the lethal company mod dropping 🛐
23:29 This image is literally the last thing i've watched lmao 😂😂😂
I feel like with getting isekai'd, the easy option is to pick 2 and just choose a world that's awesome outside of the main characters. Like Attack on Titan, the only cool stuff is for major characters, so it would suck or be the same as now. But if you pick something like Naruto there's plenty of villages and you get chakra, or Full Metal Alchemist there's plenty of towns to live in and you can learn alchemy. Those worlds have things to offer outside of named characters who randomly hate you.
For the egg one, I’d catch all of the flying eggs and donate them to soup kitchens. 👍🏾
Of course I’d keep some to eat and bake with, but there’s a lot to go around.
You would have to eat 30 eggs every day just to be able to get 1 Mill Eggs
Id take option one with Giwi's. ORV while smelling bad.... I mean is it really that bad when no ones has showered in months? And I don't need to be special for coins >:3
I was today years old when I learned baby snake venom is worse that adult snake venom.
16:14 Appropriate reaction right there 👀😆
Nice Video Fella. Made my day
a million eggs? Free protein! Then i will sell the excess to gym bros for profit.
I love that ross's dream pet is a capybara
The answer to the first one is easily #2, no question. That's just nature man. It would really only hurt for like a couple weeks before you got used to it. And if you got a really large or powerful pet, you can at least take solace in knowing that they will kill it fast and it won't suffer. Now, if your ideal pet was like, a big fluffy rabbit, then that's fucked up, because it would take them like several minutes to kill the chick, every time. And that sucks.
I think 3 is the easiest. Just say the previous owner taught it to say random adult phrases
Ross's voice is the resonance frequency of the material of my laptop
So I’d get Isekaid to the world of Love and Basketball with nothing new about me that sounds fine with me.