Little Timothy had to go to the loo, when he walked in, he heard “I’ve been expecting you” with sound of a belt clapping, it was going to be hours of painful smacking.
Timmy was scared for he just knew, what the cat in the hat would just do. Said cat was a psycho, a cold blooded beast, and almost as horrible as a na-ha-ho-reast!
The cat in the hat was hiding in a stall, until a poor boy came down from the hall, the kid started screaming for help but the chance of him being saved was too far, the cat in the hat taken out his belt and pushed the kid to the wall, "hehehe, imma whoop yo a*s boi!"
"Little Timothy Tom learned something that day" "Cat in The Hat was in the mood to play" "Not hopscotch, jump rope or the like" "Cat wanted to play 50 Shades of Grey with Timothy that night"
The cat in the hat stalked boys in the stalls. He then molested one who tried to make a dozen calls. The cat in the hat then said with a smile “maybe I’ll go deeper than a full mile.”
After the young man walked into the bathroom, he saw the cat in the hat standing there. But before he had the chance to zoom, the cat said "we're going to have quite an affair.
Teachers: why didn't you go to the bathroom in lunch break?
Bathroom during lunch break:
Or just any time
I was having a snack with cat in the hat while smoking crack with cinnamon and apple jacks
@Garbage Guy do you mean processed diarhhea
Lmao ikr
@Garbage Guy The Big 🥜 ain't it ? .... I hate it when I get up for a presentation and my crush points it out
He's had enough of these kids not listening to him
He need to ✨Chill✨
Lol
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“After we’re done here, I’ll have to clean something else up”
You walked into the wrong bathroom boy.
*right
t 16 4 1 You picked the Wrong restroom Fool!!!
You picked the wrong house fool....
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I feel that door squeak is a cry for help.
BRO THE DOOR'S TRYING TO WARN PEOPLE
“God may forgive you, But I don’t” -the cat in the hat
is that a fnf reference? like from the sarvente mod?
thank you Paul Blart.
@@Nexo.Playzz no, that saying was before the mod. 🤦
@hwhehe hehehe that saying was before the mod.
Sarv: May God forgive you
*demonic transformation*
Sarv: But I won't...
This is one of the reasons I’m still on this earth
Same
@@judemcnally788 0:04
End it we don't care
@@mattstandage3328 thanks for replying 3 years later
@@mattstandage3328 Thanks for being a jerk
When my mom finds my report card with Straight F’s in the mail:
🤣 same
text
Jonathan Galindo Confirmed
Accurate! Not me though. I’m good enough at school that I get mostly A’s and B’s.
LMAO
This sequel to the live action film looks great
I know right
the cat couldn’t seem to find his gat so he said to himself “dis belt bouta clap”
lol I thought no one really knew that video
@@cgtheartist bro I think everyone has seen it they just never want to admit it
@@Cartermchick maybe 👀
But why does he have a bell is he going to whoop somebody
@@mildin4572 yes
When you read Dr. Seuss books but not the cat in the hat.
Yeah
@@theraven5319 vfnshs
Dbsnndv
Rjs
Ddhdh
Dnd
Sdhnd
Iry
Yejehehee
Dr. Suss 😳😳📮
When you don’t like the movie:
@gacha steel don't read the cat, you get the bat
When your mom says 'Come here' but she doesn't say why
F o r T h e M a c h i n e lol so true
God I hate that
XD
Oh sh-
Lol so true
Someone at my school dressed up as this meme for senior photos 💀
wth💀💀💀💀
Wtf💀
ew
Law and Order: Special Victims **Dun** **Dun**
Stabler is coming back!
Fr i think of that every time I see this meme
@@soulassassin0g OMFGGGG
I'll miss that meme
ua-cam.com/video/pVddN_nr1CI/v-deo.html
I didn't know another 50 shades of gray movie is coming out.
JAIL 💀💀
Eww just eww
I'm laughing my ass off
to the ranch you go ✋😭
💀
He pulls out a belt, he gets ready to whip. As the man entered the bathroom, he was ready to feel a sore hip
And that guy said "Oh S!@#"
@@freddyfrizzbear9063 And he was about to dip
@@megank8373 before he got the whip
@@freddyfrizzbear9063 But the cat was too fast
@@megank8373 and that mans breath was his last
Me coming back home when dad realizes what I did:
The cat in the hat, Whipped his belt in a flash
He gave the poor boy, more than just a rash
Dr seuss on crack
@@Tjtrm420 they told him to bring it back
@@lunaticcultist3764 and after he brought it back, he decided to pick up a bat
@@Tjtrm420 and that's why children, you should read the cat in the hat. Because when you don't, he'll know about that.
69 likes. Impressive
When your Asian mom finds out you failed in math
That's both racist but funny as fuck
@@Reaper12131 what if he's asian himself
@@Michigone3 then it's both racial stereotyping, and funny as fuck
When your parents in general find out about your grades:
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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
l o l
*_Too fucking late, Pudding_*
Your fucking profile pic XD
"sorry daddy I've been naughty"
@@scarletrosekat9444 NO
My phone fell and cracked just as i heard the belt💀
Whelp I guess the teacher caught me skipping again
Beating time
Nobody:
My mom when I forgot to cook the rice:
As a Puerto Rican, I can relate.
My mom when i forget to boil the beans
i didn't know your mom was "that" abusive
My mom when I forgot to wash the jitomates
Are you Asian or
Nobody is gonna question how loud the belt was 🤣😂🤣
It's the hard cut immediately after the snap 🤣😭
Hi
Cat the hat be like: you’ve been a naughty boy now you must pay for the consequences of your mistakes
Cat the hat😂
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WHeN wIlL u LeArn yOur acTionS hAve cOnSeQuEnCeS
@Donovan Broyld she would get a sandel😐😑😐
Jonathan Galindo Confirmed
Rare footage of what happens when you leave class after reading a doctor Seuss book
Whys this vid special its a old meme he pulled from the Internet and it was already popular is no one else mentioning that
@@TSGcombat idk
@@TSGcombat because it's funny
@@SYXX-II ive seen this 1k times to me its not but everyone had opinions
@@TSGcombat well I guess comedy is different to other people
Someone can find a cartoon slip funny while some won't
Once you go cat in the hat, you don't go back.
Itzlickinlizards
Cooperpool What?
Itzlickinlizards. Were all doom he has a belt
Because im not reading his books
@@fazcatplays2811 and the cat in the hat is going to go fire on it
It's an assassin that Dr. Seuss sent to punish kids for not reading his books.
I love how he turned around like he was expecting him
Filthy self promotion incoming: I make videos of my cat dim and he’s pretty cute
Cat: Mr Anderson, I've been expecting you
he saw on mirorr
@@blueamongus5395 plot twist: he saw a minor and reacted instantly
@@NoreoeroN Now that's the part where fun begins 😈😈😈
🤣🤣🤣
POV: Its the janitor in the girls bathroom
Wait...wtf
Hold'up...
😳
o god,im glad I don't use the bathroom then
Does that mean the boys bathroom and the girls bathroom were labeled wrong?
Props to the guy holding the second door open. I’m glad to know the cat had accomplices
Hes probably the one who lured him in their
Boy holding door: hey look whats in the bathroom
Cat in the hat: whips belt
Everyone give props
What’s up
Hi what’s up my dude‘s
I’m at home right now
Me: “nope” *walking out of the bathroom*
"I walked, jumped, and hopped to the restroom"
"But the cat in the hat with a belt"
"Made me feel something"
"I never felt"
"pleasure"
OML 😂
Child abuse from my parents
Does that make you love furrys 🤔🙃
@@IsaOwU No
That costume low-key creepy😂
hello buddy I was watching this in the middle of the night
hello buddy Probably the point
@@sifu.0830 same
_YOU'RE GETTIN' A WHOOPIN', BOY!_
Yep
Yee
No u
Lol
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The sequel we’ve all been waiting for
That’s my 2nd grade teacher when when we wouldn’t shut up when She was tryna read a dr suess book
Was she your english teacher?
@@aquarocket8165 her English teacher had Simon's whip
Ever watched the Bat with the gat
@@neotheone5559 nob
Bruh
Mom when she got a call from school:
Hahaha
More like dad.
@@iversonmwangin8955what is that pfp
sauce?
@@iversonmwangin8955bro wth no hate just a bit odd
@iversonmwangin8955 like you would know what a dad is like
Neither would I but that's not the point
*When the class won’t read Dr.Seuss with the teacher:*
Bro that *crack* was clean 😂
Little Timothy had to go to the loo, when he walked in, he heard “I’ve been expecting you” with sound of a belt clapping, it was going to be hours of painful smacking.
This was fucking hilarious thank you for topping off my night
I know cat in the hat leard sunthing to stay
Timmy was scared for he just knew, what the cat in the hat would just do.
Said cat was a psycho, a cold blooded beast, and almost as horrible as a na-ha-ho-reast!
@Just a sad troll, underrated comment
Bro made cat in the gate book
*THE WAY HE DEADPANS THO*
Fuck no
The cat in the hat was hiding in a stall, until a poor boy came down from the hall, the kid started screaming for help but the chance of him being saved was too far, the cat in the hat taken out his belt and pushed the kid to the wall, "hehehe, imma whoop yo a*s boi!"
"Cat in the hat incident" July 2021
Beutiful rhythm :)
Now lets build the wall
If you want me to give him a very very bad time I can do that for a small price
THAT DOESN’T RHYME
Cat in the hat when you don't give him his eggs:
"Little Timothy Tom learned something that day"
"Cat in The Hat was in the mood to play"
"Not hopscotch, jump rope or the like"
"Cat wanted to play 50 Shades of Grey with Timothy that night"
wait no-
NO
Whatdidyousay-
You can take my like but never say that again
FBI OPEN UP
Growing up in a Mexican household, it made me jump in fear by the sound of the belt being smacked.
A black household too 😂😂
Same here and la chancla I have bad flashbacks with those
@@camerongreene1984 no doubt
When dad takes his belt. OH now that's when you know you fucked up I was mostly panicking since my dad has strong arms
No hjjni
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Presume the position
This is both and funny and terrifying at the same time
"The cat in the hat sat in a stall,he whipped out his belt and pushed the kid to the wall"
-Not mine
Lol
AYE DR. SUESS REALLY HAS BARS🔥
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Cat in the hat be like “im gonna break your nico nico kneecaps”
You nico nico need to be more original
@@notb0redom_ nico nico
Jonathan Galindo Confirmed
Law and Order
@@notb0redom_ nico nico nice
"Eggs."
"eggs, E double G S, eggs!"
?
@@fnordrabbit1156 *EGGS*
*When I accidentally forgot to put the chicken in the oven*
*my mom:*
and the chicken is in the baby crib
@@Dracheplayz wow
Bad grades be like...
*"The cat in the hat knows a lot about that"*
I shouldn’t have laughed so hard bro 💀
Top 10 videos taken moments before disaster struck
Somebody:“miss I always hear some moan and some slapping belt slapping and I hear kissing who is doing that prank“
Meanwhile this dude:“not me“
This has no dislikes and it's my favorite
I got some bad news...
You HAD to go and fuck it up, didn't you?
POV: this isn’t the first time you’re watching this
This is a certified hood classic
The cat in the hat lawsuit of 2023
Because of that I don't use public bathrooms anymore
Me: *Sneaking back into my house after running away from school*
My mom: 0:04
The cat in the hat wants a little chat to make you go splat, act fast before he gets the bat.
Mom's when her kid fails a very important exam
Quiet a spicy meme
r/boneappletea
Scott Y r/pleasedontusesubredditsonyotube
@Kaitlyn r/gay
@Kaitlyn r/bisexual
@Kaitlyn my mom died today.
The cat in the hat stalked boys in the stalls. He then molested one who tried to make a dozen calls. The cat in the hat then said with a smile “maybe I’ll go deeper than a full mile.”
oh *_FUCK_* NO
*its a good day to be a fucking minor*
Lmao 😂 I’m laughing hard
Basil from Omori: *is soft gentle **-mentally deranged-** femboy*
Rule 34 Artists:
@abc123 def I am just as terrified as you are, sir.
@abc123 def i dont know but it makes me wanna throw myself down a set of infinite stairs
@@BlazingRoman oh no ohhh noooooo
Jonathan Galindo Confirmed
@@BlazingRoman gp0+0
when I go to the bathroom:
cat in da hat: did U read ur book
the door screamed because it knew what was about to go down, but was unable to move as it was a door
After the young man walked into the bathroom, he saw the cat in the hat standing there. But before he had the chance to zoom, the cat said "we're going to have quite an affair.
When your parents find out you skipped class with the bois
Objective: SURVIVE
When you go to the bathroom while the teacher is reading Dr.Seuss:
Can you imagine the principal walking in and seeing that?
When your friend roasts you about eating Green Eggs and Ham
When your parents say your full name.
Nobody talking about the mysterious stranger propping the door open with his foot
when you come late for dinner and sneak in to the bathroom and think your safe from your parents...
Pov: you sneak out of your house at 3am to hang out with the boys on a monday *when one if you're parents find out:*
Oh man thes stinks you will go to new family OH HELL NAH
First big bird knocking down a door, now this, cmon!!!
The lack of context makes it scarier
Me : "Mom! Can I have Cat in the Hat please?"
Mom : "We already have Cat in the Hat at home..."
Cat in the Hat at home :
Just dad in a cat costume
I T ' S R A P I N G T I M E
O H Y E A H :)
TW: p*nic attack
Um, maybe put i trigger warning for this? other people might read this and it might spark a panic attack or something like that
OOF this is the only thing that makes me happy anymore, not even weed can make me happy after this
Hgh playlist wut aboot cocaine
Id like your comment but its at 69 likes
I mean this makes me happy but when I smoke weed then watch this.
Ascended
*Insert Law and Order sound effect
"Whenever you feel lonely, just remember that BlueX is here"
-BlueX
Ok
Thank you
Thanks blue
(Snaps neck) Red did it!
Imagine being blue
-This post was made by green gang.
0:03 My dad when he see's my browsing history.
0:03
The cat in the hat could not locate his hat, he decided then he’d give the children a smack
Me walking home
My dad who got a phone call from school:
*DONT DROP THE SOAP*
When I walk into a public bathroom
When you didn't feed your cat:
*GOD CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW, BOY.*
When your mom finds out you used her credit card.
Nobody: My girlfriend when I didn't see her in person for 3 months.
At that point is she even still your girlfriend
@@No-ny3co if you look at it THAT way then yeah
that fealt good
Dlp243player im done
*felt
Hey look! Its The Cat in the Hat... WITH THE BELT-
Mexican moms when u get in trouble be like
true
@Don Lem0n *pressing F to pay respects for your butt cheeks*
This is the greatest video of all time
Who put a belt under his hat
And didn’t expect him to find it