Ordering food from out ⎜Super Sindhi
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- Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
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I'm impressed by how much patience Umang had.
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A Thousand Words
By Proninja
Ce qui est beau à Leningrad, c’est Saint Petersbourg.
What fellow traveller returned from the U.S.S.R.,
Burdened with souvenirs in the form of second thoughts, said
That, rephrasing the Slavic platitude as a reactionary epigram? Thence
One must count oneself privileged to have escaped empty-handed,
Frisked in exit by the incompetent customs of the country
Who got everything backwards, inspecting my papers with a glass:
Bourgeois formalism apart, my handwriting looks like a decadent cipher.
“Chto eto?” The pocket epic or this wordy verse? “Poezia.”
Insisting it scans as prose they confiscate War and Peace:
The classic comeback: loved her, hated him, your eponymous warhead
In gremium qui saepe se reicit aeterno devictus vulnere amoris:
Even apologists for free love must confess this pair legally
Wed, a union no sentimental do-gooder likes to solemnize.
V., I’m afraid the authorities took away your name
Which they found in my notebook. Asked who you were,
I said, “Someone I met in a restaurant.” Not so:
You were a pick-up of sorts on Nevsky Prospekt
Where as I puzzled over a plan filched from Intourist
That first evening you appeared eager to be of help.
In exchange for a few verbatim tips on English idiom
(“Tell me, please, is it better, ‘Here you are!’ or
‘There it is!’ ”) you afforded me a smattering of Russian-
Dom, dub, tsat, eima dvorets, knigi, mir, ya ne ponemayu,
House-oak-garden-winter-palace-books-world-I don’t understand-
And your jealous services as a guide to the environs
When you were “free from class”. Unlike the other touts,
Official and unofficial, who besieged the foreigners’ hotel, you never
Asked for cigarettes or dollars nor offered girls or watches,
But wanted books and talk. Whether you were an agent
I am not absolute. If so, it doesn’t figure.
Who sold me “art treasures” to take out, a nickel
Samovar and the biscuit bust of Pushkin, price two rubles,
From that popular Thrift Shop where one bought antiques, the
Only place in Leningrad to find silverware, glass, or china,
As department stores seemed to stock nothing but plastic gimcracks?
Enough economics-unless I just mention in passing the maids
At the hotel, patriots whom I detected to be helping
Themselves to my dwindling whisky. When I locked it up
One morning, on my return I found the bed unmade.
Still there are things I want to ask you, V.
Are you in prison or power? Were you really interrogated
As you foretold if you were seen with me? Paranoid
Melodrama I supposed, yet daily life in never-never land.
You warned me one was followed, watched, suspected, bugged, betrayed
As a matter of course, and there were certain places
We mustn’t be seen together in public, like divorcées.
Out of bounds to you the doldrums of the Europa.
Every day you used to suggest some novel rendezvous
Where until you materialized no one was in evidence.
Dialectics make impossible bedfellows. Are you today the interrogator
You once were, inexhaustible in futile questions of American usage?
Following a call at the single synagogue, where we tapped
The anti-semitic party line, you invited me back for
A supper of black bread, sausage, and sweet white wine.
No English on the stair or in the common hallway
You cautioned, but your student’s room itself was an asylum,
With an encyclopaedia, your father’s paintings, a dusty grand piano
(“I was used to play.”), and the telephone. “Talk now!”
The couple embracing in the entrance, were they also spies?
What circuitous routes we pursued in our innocent sight-seeing,
How vast the meander of the stone Hermitage which holds
A pictorial history of pillaged Europe, where the fat, satisfied
Intelligent bust of the Holstein Messalina smirks from its pedestal,
As at Tsarskoe Selo, which the present regime calls Pushkin.
There, amid monumental, autumnal ruin, in a neo-gothic folly,
Lunching on lard, I learned the Russian word for cosy,
Oiutny: neither Pavlovsk, that meticulously restored memorial to filial resentment
Nor Peterhof’s post-war proletarian Renaissance trick pavilions quite qualify.
I go on like a guidebook, there being none such.
Nowhere could we find a Russian-English, English-Russian dictionary
Or maps less rudimentary than those of a vanished century.
Lies appropriately describe this sequestrated Czarist capital founded on water,
Edifice of pure will and an idea, double-glazed window
Closed on the West. The past lingers along the Neva
Like a revisionist prince: pink, green, ochre, robin’s-egg-blue
Italianate confectionery on a Scythian scale. You wanted to know
Why all foreigners are so fascinated by palaces and churches
Used as cinemas and baths? Our taste is counter-revolutionary.
Just fancy playing Soviet monopoly or enduring social-realist monotony!
And having nothing to read but Lenin and Jack London
Unless in samizdat! I am unable to appreciate a solitary
Line of Russian verse in translation, from Bogan to Brodski.
Although, like Leningrad at the same time fantastic and prosaic,
Your novels form a sort of exotic province of English,
I don’t know why, inimitable Pushkin is a noted bore.
But who came here to talk about literature? The night
Before leaving I invited you to squander my last vouchers
Somewhere they, and we, would be accepted at face value:
After two helpings of chicken you ordered another, of veal.
Russkaya dusha! What if we were brothers? Haven’t men
More in common than their wants, such as language, a
Skeleton key rattled in so many locks? With all utopias,
The farther from perfection the better; this future that works
Looks so old-fashioned and unkind. Although the masses may
Be content, unhappy, or indifferent, excellence is an individual gesture.
Malice, too, is personal. The destroyer Aurora opposite Intourist’s incongruous
Glass prison, her heroes liquidated, will she ever lift anchor
For the free world? Here, perhaps better dead than read,
Instead of the Concise Oxford Dictionary you wanted, this letter.
Daryl Hine, “A Thousand Words” from Resident Alien (New York: Atheneum Publishers, 1975). Copyright © 1975 by Daryl Hine. Reprinted with the permission of the author.
Source: In & Out: A Confessional Poem (1975)
If I would be In his place then I would change it only one
seriously
Hi umang's father telling jokings and repeating ek cheese is very funny
Wt re, ur father's questions too hilarious nd changed his mind every 2 seconds while ordering . He has super sense of humor 😂😂 nd the delivery guy was so annoying while u explaining ur house address to him. U waiting with ur a great patience for receiving ur order without showing ur anger on him.
Seriously ordering food is such a mess 😆
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Last part is very funny 😃😃😃😆😆😆😆😁😁🤣🤣
Wow nice comment
Really based on true events 😂😂😂....liked it sir!!!
rahul's acting is so funny
So much patience with parents deciding what they want!!
Just let them decide first then call😛
Joking joking 🤣
Aur
Option ko lock kar do🤣🤣
Uncle ji mast bole
His dad is funny 😂
It's amazing they are very funny
Uncle is tooo cute🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is so relatable 😂 Rahul Bhaiya is doing a great job!
Simply loving your videos these days...this made my day. I haven't laughed this hard in a while!😂😂...
I think 138K subscribers for Super Sindhi is too less they should at least have 2 million they have good ideas and they are definitely more deserving and I simply love the mother she is the best.
Jokingzzzz 😂
"Ladka Nikal Gaya hai" constant 😂😂😂😂😂
Good video... especially found the order taker’s way of handling irate customers very relatable!
Good video... especially found the order taker’s way of handling irate customers very relatable!
Order karne se pehle hi decide karna chahiye tha kya khayenge😂😂
Uncle ki hassi mast thi
U guys are so funny I saw every videos of yours .. seriously u tickle my bones 😂 ... Just joking
These videos are so cute that you can see million times without getting bored. Super efforts.
Ya so true I watched this video a millon times and still not bored😀
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Wo delivery boy ne bohot hasaya building ke aage peeche aage peeche jakr
Best youtuber of the world
- who belive like here
Actually,It's soo relatable with my relatives !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............
It was so funny when your father used to say joking 😂😂
Chicken ka date of birth aur aadhar card 😂
Hahahaha. All desi parents are like this or what? Cant decide wat to eat in a go 😂
Hehe joking 😂....best dialogue ❤️
Super umang... Pls upoad videos more.... Loved when uncle says joking. Also the delivery boys ignorance was really superrrrr
HOW CAN ALL YOUR VIDEOS BE SO RELATE ABLE WITH US OMGGG😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey bro are you BTS Army?!
Delivery boy umangs friend in vdo - as friends come over. The moustache is original though 😀
Nice episode..thankyou 4 sharing
U guys rock.
Has anyone noticed that the name of the roads are the names of our national leaders? 😂😂😂. Superb yar
Delivery boy I phone liya hai...Kya bat hai
Chicken ka date of birth and aadhar card bhi puchh lu😂😂😂😂
Ayy funny video mahn so relatable 🤣🤣
Double roll🤣♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️love u from Hadapsar
Dad is soo funyyyyy
Dad and delivery boy are so funny
Awesome.
Food is my life 🍱🍔🍟🍡🥧🍰🍹🍸🍷
JOCKINGS😂
Wow! what an amazing video. This video is so funny
Hello bhaya big fan are you from banglore
Plz guys make more frequent videos love them so much can’t wait
Thier tone of talking...is just awesome....all.have different styles
981234 best number Ever heard 😂😂
There is no child like umang in the universe. So patience,,,,impossible
Love Ur vids as always can't wait for it further vids
ahha loved it
I love watching your videos! This is the first time I commented on your video ❤
Papa rock , Love from Lahore Pakistan 😘😘😘😍😍😍
When you don't wanna laugh badly....
Uncle is soo funny
Ghar pe tv dekh bahar ka khana maza aa jata hai
Superb video
Hehehehe jokingz 😂
Happens with everyone 😂😂😂
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣hilarious
I think both old man-mad,now delivery boy also went 😡 🤔🤔🤔 confusion hi confusion🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣thank God he got food😪🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I thought ultimately there will be wrong food items.
Same here lol
Me too.
Yep
Me too
Can u please give me a heart ❤️❤️❤️
I guess I am watching this for 7th time wonderful work 👍
All characters are superb
But one thing I want to tell u why don't you make a video weekly 😊
This is so funny best videos
By the time he was in the garden I would have cancelled the order🤣🤣
LOVED. GOOD. HAHAHAHAHAH
This is so true 😆
Uncle never disappoint me he always make me laugh 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌superb....u r joking....
Isse accha Umang khud hi jaake parcel le leta😅😂🤣
0:45 / 5:25
Umang calling Umang for ordering and taking food orders, could there not be any major changes.......
Like online shopping na 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice video
shout out to Umang for his patience
Umang is only the orderwala
Mom is soooooo cute
Osm time lock kiya Jaye he look fab at that time
Ek Cheez 😂😂
Haha actually true seriously even with delivery partner like swiggy we still need to explain them all address
Funny... ending is Hilarious
Sometimes whenever I'm seeing this video's of super Sindhi had you'll even notice when this three family members are there in video had you'll even notice who is taking shoot of this video's?????
wonderful
I like your videos
So funny yr
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😂😂😂
its funny
Very funny how they kept changing their mind
Obsessed
Please make this of part 2
Fantastic video
Very funny
Very nice umang
So Good😂
too good....seriously yar yh hota hai....
Umang Bhai u r my best
1st Comment 😍 1st view
Very funny😂😂