Tik Toks That Will Get You In Trouble

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  • @jesusisking1741
    @jesusisking1741 2 роки тому +1147

    Haven't even started but I have already arranged chemotherapy for right after I watch this

  • @Mark-cd2xx
    @Mark-cd2xx 2 роки тому +433

    This is actually the most painful one in a while

    • @SaarlaneKretiin
      @SaarlaneKretiin 2 роки тому +1

      i feel like this is the top comment under every one of these

    • @I-like-to-skate
      @I-like-to-skate 2 роки тому

      I have brain damage

    • @chiken1638
      @chiken1638 2 роки тому

      Fax the back of my head hurts now and I can't get it to stop

  • @casonsacco1571
    @casonsacco1571 2 роки тому +62

    The beginning of these always excite me

    • @Wakeside
      @Wakeside 2 роки тому +1

      In what way?

    • @cameronsalmon1314
      @cameronsalmon1314 2 роки тому +1

      “Your probably wondering how I got into this situation”

    • @M.TTT.
      @M.TTT. 2 роки тому +1

      its the beginning of the end my friend

    • @soggytoast1857
      @soggytoast1857 2 роки тому

      yus

  • @Clapsy135
    @Clapsy135 2 роки тому +87

    I was eating during this, and the amount of times I was hoping to choke on my food is crazy

  • @Jhon-md5ci
    @Jhon-md5ci 2 роки тому +494

    Reject modernity, embrace health

  • @Alec_Wegmann
    @Alec_Wegmann 2 роки тому +214

    This compilation was actually pretty painful to watch, usually I can handle em fairly well, but I’m impressed on how bad this one is.

    • @walu876
      @walu876 2 роки тому +2

      Same here bro :/

    • @spongebobcirclepants7102
      @spongebobcirclepants7102 2 роки тому +1

      Actually made me want to die this time

    • @Mantis_Toboggan
      @Mantis_Toboggan 2 роки тому +1

      It's just tiktok

    • @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3
      @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 Рік тому

      to those interested:
      The first video where the fat woman describes her experiences, she's describing the difference between a doctor who see's ONLY her obesity (which is quite often symptoms of an underlying medical problem, for example, depression, people can use eating as a coping mechanism to handle stress. So she was mentioning how nice it would have been to go to a general clinical physician (your casual doctors office) to a psychologist. Who's job is to listen to them and validate them. which is fine, validate all you want, as long as people draw a line in the sand the children can play and not interfere with the adults.

  • @EX0DVS
    @EX0DVS 2 роки тому +280

    I'm fully convinced that Anime stans and Heavens Gate have too much in common...

  • @faberge_egg_173
    @faberge_egg_173 2 роки тому +174

    Dude with the clown nose was just Wario’s final form

    • @laboskie349
      @laboskie349 2 роки тому +3

      Good

    • @JacobRVH
      @JacobRVH 2 роки тому

      Bro he came up up at the time 6:06 in the video too.

    • @JacobRVH
      @JacobRVH 2 роки тому

      That kinda perfect for what he looks like

    • @SuperPrestogamer
      @SuperPrestogamer 2 роки тому

      Dude I spit out my drink all over my bedsheet! Screw YOU FOR THIS COMMENT 😂

  • @iminasuit2258
    @iminasuit2258 2 роки тому +162

    I already want to rearrange my DNA sequence so that I can't hear nor see anything anymore because I've seen enough.

    • @iminasuit2258
      @iminasuit2258 2 роки тому

      @@ninjaw23 wish i could too

    • @ivanivanovic5857
      @ivanivanovic5857 2 роки тому +2

      Oh I've been wishing for a zombie apocalypse for a long time now.

    • @iminasuit2258
      @iminasuit2258 2 роки тому +1

      @@ivanivanovic5857 Same here buddy. Same her

    • @remi5429
      @remi5429 2 роки тому +1

      All tomorrows moment

  • @Lucky.8ball
    @Lucky.8ball 2 роки тому +41

    That kid really cut up her mum's wedding dress to make a Georgenotfound costume... There should be been the sound of a belt cracking in that video

  • @ggezsgtpritzels5622
    @ggezsgtpritzels5622 2 роки тому +16

    "it's like your switching cameras at the mental asylum" I fucking died the funniest things are the truest

  • @justarandomguy117
    @justarandomguy117 2 роки тому +127

    3:04 medical services don't have fatphobia, you just have healthphobia and a chronic case of livingpast35phobia

    • @calebcrook5875
      @calebcrook5875 2 роки тому +4

      yooooo tewww cold fam 😂😂

    • @engagingbus7991
      @engagingbus7991 2 роки тому +5

      @@calebcrook5875 Like the chicken mcnuggets under all her quadruple chins

    • @Creole0.
      @Creole0. 2 роки тому +1

      @@engagingbus7991 😂

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake 2 роки тому +6

      That person was literally was out of breath from talking 😭

  • @fushiguro8913
    @fushiguro8913 2 роки тому +8

    When Soup said 'I'm genuinely scared to have kids'... fucking same man I've been saying this for so long lmao

  • @meatydonut6477
    @meatydonut6477 2 роки тому +33

    Soup loses a piece of himself after every video

  • @robgorman6672
    @robgorman6672 2 роки тому +20

    This is peak human performance we just don’t have to capability to understand their clearly dominant minds.

  • @Judicial_Cat
    @Judicial_Cat 2 роки тому +10

    7:18 Yoo, you get a rose to give to your loved one when you cook them a nice steak dinner.

  • @lucyf1
    @lucyf1 2 роки тому +34

    when those people were putting roses on the meat, the song was literally "welcome to the black parade" by mcr. what even-

  • @bassnwhitetailbassnwhiteta930
    @bassnwhitetailbassnwhiteta930 2 роки тому +5

    I’ve never seen a scary tackle box/clown/evil ink pen until today thank you Soup I appreciate it

  • @Notthatbuff
    @Notthatbuff 2 роки тому +9

    These videos make me wanna discover my middle eastern lineage

  • @RetroRuin
    @RetroRuin 2 роки тому +5

    I have never thought I'd be able to ever see soup look like he's almost going to cry.

  • @jeremiahpeterson3105
    @jeremiahpeterson3105 2 роки тому +8

    Please continue to do this, it's the only way i get my laughs in

  • @MobileSuitAce91
    @MobileSuitAce91 2 роки тому +6

    Long ago, we hid our love of anime for fear of exclusion. Nowadays, we hide our love of anime out of fear of association.

    • @lkfh1
      @lkfh1 2 роки тому +1

      Facts...

  • @nastypenguine1318
    @nastypenguine1318 2 роки тому +10

    I feel like im in a mental institution while watching these. Hard to believe my eyes and ears are not deceiving me and it's all real.

  • @YaBoyLivid
    @YaBoyLivid 2 роки тому +87

    Instead of paying takes the government should give us a list of coordinates and a fully loaded glock 17 with several extra mags

    • @medi0cregameplay193
      @medi0cregameplay193 2 роки тому +10

      And remember. Dont waste ammo on fat people, they already shoot themselves in the stomach everytime they go near a McDonalds. If anything just wear something green. Itll remind them of vegetables and they'll get scared and roll away

    • @YaBoyLivid
      @YaBoyLivid 2 роки тому +5

      @@medi0cregameplay193 I figured that might be obvious to most people but it's good to remind them just in case so thanks for the advice

    • @medi0cregameplay193
      @medi0cregameplay193 2 роки тому +2

      @@YaBoyLivid no problem 👍

    • @LBFescape
      @LBFescape 2 роки тому +1

      Then again that's pretty much just a watered down version of the military

    • @PitchSkullBlack
      @PitchSkullBlack Рік тому

      I'd rather have respect for people than be a mentally insecure coward thank you.

  • @simetradon
    @simetradon 2 роки тому +4

    3:30 "That's not blood, that's gravy."

  • @joenetherland712
    @joenetherland712 2 роки тому +46

    I finally understand why my parents and all my Aunts and Uncles beat their kids. It was to remove this kind of behavior.

  • @1Reddd
    @1Reddd 2 роки тому +6

    1:36 Kid is gonna grow up to be one hell of a car salesman

  • @kenbopgaming4792
    @kenbopgaming4792 2 роки тому +27

    This radiates fear into my soul

  • @safebox36
    @safebox36 2 роки тому +19

    I don't know what's worse; thinking the Sphinx was vandalised by some modern power like the British, or thinking that Egyptians were originally black when they've always been ethnically diverse / neutral...

  • @notsafef0rlife
    @notsafef0rlife 2 роки тому +1

    I have anxiety n shit but I could never be the type to cry because a doctor has to touch me. It's one thing to be uncomfortable because of trauma, and an entirely different thing to blame all your issues on your trauma.

  • @Guitardudeftw
    @Guitardudeftw 2 роки тому +4

    “Put me in the front lines” lmao

  • @personmanguy6084
    @personmanguy6084 2 роки тому +1

    Whenever ads pop up while im watching one of these vids i watch the ads all the way as a mental break

  • @alexanderneville8117
    @alexanderneville8117 2 роки тому +14

    11:37 these ones hurt the most. Every time I see one of these I throw salt in my eyes as a reflex.

    • @Subsistence69
      @Subsistence69 2 роки тому +1

      Lmaaoo ironically thats the only one thats sarcasm making fun of people that are actually like that 😂

    • @66DeadBodies
      @66DeadBodies 2 роки тому +1

      She be in cherdleys videos from time to time. Its satire

    • @ditchfood8047
      @ditchfood8047 2 роки тому

      I gagged.

  • @baghetti388
    @baghetti388 2 роки тому +20

    This is why we need to be able to inject alzheimer's into people so we can forget about shit like these tik toks

  • @theletter5664
    @theletter5664 2 роки тому +3

    I'm British so I don't understand America's gun laws, but after seeing these tik toks I'm in full support

  • @sageferguson4724
    @sageferguson4724 2 роки тому +2

    Going through a pretty bad time right now, these videos are like all that keep me going. Keep it up man, you help more people than you think.

  • @idkwtp9264
    @idkwtp9264 2 роки тому +4

    i’m really thinking about melting my phone and injecting the liquid into my bloodstream after watching these

  • @idkaustin2577
    @idkaustin2577 2 роки тому +1

    Videos like this make me think that we may have been on to something with the lobotomy stuff

  • @peezypyle5209
    @peezypyle5209 2 роки тому +7

    We need trippy and/or Ethan on the goons podcast

  • @Real.Joseph.StaIin
    @Real.Joseph.StaIin 2 роки тому +1

    1:45 godamn, ben shapiro back at it again with them hypothetical situations

  • @gruggedup9083
    @gruggedup9083 2 роки тому +4

    15:27 immediately recognizing this music and seeing this clip at the same time has never made me hate my favorite game series more.

  • @fastestarcher6989
    @fastestarcher6989 2 роки тому +2

    Soups outro song is the best 🤟🥵

    • @caden2727
      @caden2727 2 роки тому

      Do you know the name of it ?

  • @ScarlettStunningSpace
    @ScarlettStunningSpace 2 роки тому +5

    6:46 pretty sure those are permanent body modifications. I can't imagine how painful it was getting a needle jabbed in their eyes.

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 2 роки тому

      Blackout contacts

  • @dandirty5360
    @dandirty5360 2 роки тому +2

    17:38 had me absolutely dying bro

  • @CalebWilson999
    @CalebWilson999 2 роки тому +5

    I made the mistake of watching cringe tik tok on my own, decided I'd crawl back to your channel so I don't suffer alone

  • @donkeydonutful
    @donkeydonutful 2 роки тому +1

    I thank you for putting yourself through this new form of self-harm for our entertainment

  • @emmanuelperez5741
    @emmanuelperez5741 2 роки тому +8

    How did that guy not tell she had on an insane amount of makeup on. Her face was paper white.

  • @ethanthomas5393
    @ethanthomas5393 2 роки тому +2

    I wanna pull a Thanos after watching these videos.

  • @bigmamascam5435
    @bigmamascam5435 2 роки тому +4

    the god uploaded and @Dallas Soup when do you do your streams?

  • @GMGN1
    @GMGN1 2 роки тому +2

    >Watch Soup
    >Watch Trippy
    >Watch Dallas Soup
    wait for channels to upload again
    >repeat

  • @MimiteMarion
    @MimiteMarion 2 роки тому +7

    I feel so so bad for the mom who lost her wedding gown/robe for a costume. That's just so disrespectful and I would've sobbed to see it that way.
    Like there was any other cloth in the house that wasn't sentimental to make the hat out of?

    • @sexoffenderpat7426
      @sexoffenderpat7426 2 роки тому

      Bro…its a dsmp fan what’d you expect.

    • @MimiteMarion
      @MimiteMarion 2 роки тому

      @@sexoffenderpat7426 I thought it was just a mushroom hat? What character is it?

  • @Mike-xj9kl
    @Mike-xj9kl 2 роки тому

    the only videos where ads are appreciated

  • @GamingChannel-gc5lq
    @GamingChannel-gc5lq 2 роки тому +4

    10:50 the ancient Egyptians literally weren’t black

    • @majorcellar1707
      @majorcellar1707 2 роки тому

      Yeah I can’t even fathom how people can be that dumb

  • @zacharybrown3827
    @zacharybrown3827 2 роки тому +1

    These videos remind me that I’m not alone in this hell of a world

  • @kraissl252
    @kraissl252 2 роки тому +11

    Hey soup, I know chances are that you won’t see this but I just wanna say thank you on behalf of myself and many of your other fans

    • @kraissl252
      @kraissl252 2 роки тому

      @Malcolm gumbosmacker good point, I haven’t thought of it that way

  • @itzjeshi
    @itzjeshi 2 роки тому

    “lil Bogan thanks for the 1000 beans” was not expecting soup to ever say that sentence 😂

  • @stevensalad8125
    @stevensalad8125 2 роки тому +18

    Seriously, get this man off of twitch. He has suffered enough

  • @CrabmanReturns
    @CrabmanReturns 2 роки тому +1

    When you finish watching a soup video and another pops out

  • @TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle
    @TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle 2 роки тому +6

    “Medical fatphobia”
    Dear god… shit like this is why I go to the doctor and experience medical alcoholicphobia

  • @Gusy108
    @Gusy108 2 роки тому

    Usually I hate ads but in this video I love when they come on

  • @Voidofdespair682
    @Voidofdespair682 2 роки тому +4

    7:23 how do you get that big while being vegan.

    • @elantonelle
      @elantonelle 2 роки тому

      By eating too many calories

  • @blckemperor
    @blckemperor 2 роки тому +1

    Ahhhhh love my daily dose of pain from soup

  • @xm1x3rx
    @xm1x3rx 2 роки тому

    I’ve never been so happy to have an ad cut off the video

  • @dérekiii
    @dérekiii 2 роки тому +1

    For the first time I was actually excited about the ads, they gave me a well deserved break from the cancer.

  • @JoyfulSeas
    @JoyfulSeas 2 роки тому

    this shtuff is melting poor dallas' brain. Thanks bro.

  • @popindapanda4105
    @popindapanda4105 2 роки тому

    its 12 in the afternoon and im drunk on moon shine. Watching these helps. LOL

  • @therandomblogs1169
    @therandomblogs1169 2 роки тому

    YOOOO DAT MUSIC AT THE END OF THE VIDEO🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @dookiebag5420
    @dookiebag5420 2 роки тому

    Im crying watching theses videos

  • @YottaBite
    @YottaBite Рік тому

    When the thumbnail to a video alone makes you want to laugh, that's how you know it's gonna be funny.

    • @YottaBite
      @YottaBite Рік тому

      I finished the video, nvm, this is misery.

  • @mtngamz5366
    @mtngamz5366 2 роки тому

    I have never been more happy to get a Taco Bell ad in the middle of a video

  • @NotAHitmanOT
    @NotAHitmanOT 2 роки тому +2

    "hey google how do I induce a coma?"

  • @FemboyMinutemen2277
    @FemboyMinutemen2277 2 роки тому +1

    6:58 Oh no guys it’s the Short bus Antichrist.

  • @thegamingwitch
    @thegamingwitch 2 роки тому +1

    Bro that tiktok about Egypt. That made the history nerd in me angry. Like Nefertiti (the bust) was Egyptian. Egyptians varied in complexions, especially about 1000 years after Nefertiti when Alexander the Great and the Ptolomiac dynasty comes into the picture. Alexander's conquests ushered in the Greeks so there was Egyptians and Greeks living together in one region. Then the Romans come in in sometime during the Ptolomiac dynasty so thats three cultures/ heritages mixing together. Of course they ain't gonna be black. There's people that still argue that Cleopatra is black or white. Like nah, she's Greek. She was olive toned. That shit pisses me off lol. Also the fricken Sphinx's nose. That was done around the 1300s in a protest, or so historians think. There's many theories around this, one even including Napoleon Bonaparte, but they haven't been able to pinpoint it.

  • @Moneymonkeyman
    @Moneymonkeyman Рік тому

    Soups face through this whole video is fucking priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cammobeatz
    @Cammobeatz 2 роки тому

    "I feel like I need brain damage"... BRUH... felt every piece of that

  • @Okayzy
    @Okayzy 2 роки тому +1

    I feel bad for watching these because I know the only reason soup puts himself through this is because they perform the best. Can see the tears tryna come out his eyeholes.

  • @goldchris1111
    @goldchris1111 2 роки тому

    10:44 is the embodiment of "we wus kangz"

  • @pigeon5191
    @pigeon5191 2 роки тому

    This is a man that looks at the world and says "ok"

  • @creepypastakingthedragones3679
    @creepypastakingthedragones3679 2 роки тому +1

    1:58 maybe that guy at Columbine had the right idea he was just too early to do it

  • @angelcarrero6499
    @angelcarrero6499 2 роки тому +2

    Soup I'd like to thank you you cheering me up every day with your videos, and keep up with the videos.

    • @ryanreynolds3630
      @ryanreynolds3630 2 роки тому

      Son if this shit cheers you up..you might need help lol

  • @Returnofthemac67
    @Returnofthemac67 2 роки тому

    No Soup, the next crazy dictator won’t come from tiktok, but because of tiktok.

  • @fiercedshadow2412
    @fiercedshadow2412 2 роки тому

    11:58 Soup: "I feel like I need brain damage" Same here man... same here

  • @pisemskayagalina6729
    @pisemskayagalina6729 2 роки тому +1

    When even Soup can't handle this... You know its fucked up...

  • @FearNP
    @FearNP 2 роки тому

    The one at 11:27 actually made me cry a tear and nearly throw up, deadass bro

    • @SpecterNeverSpectator
      @SpecterNeverSpectator 2 роки тому

      I think that's fake lol, I've seen her in other tik tok cringe categories

  • @JMora-er7td
    @JMora-er7td Рік тому

    I dont know if I regret watching this the whole way through or just watching it period

  • @Jcwusntreal
    @Jcwusntreal 2 роки тому

    I just respect soup so much from his reactions from this

  • @lizzylizzy1676
    @lizzylizzy1676 2 роки тому +1

    Not even 2 minutes in and I've already developed stage 4 snaids

  • @Corvosdeath
    @Corvosdeath Рік тому

    11:14 get that cheese hat off his head. i can offically declare this man exiled from wisconsin.

  • @thedavegamer5279
    @thedavegamer5279 2 роки тому

    should name this series daily dose of suffering

  • @trilemma6498
    @trilemma6498 2 роки тому

    Soup is love, soup is life

  • @krowngarage9498
    @krowngarage9498 2 роки тому +1

    That last tik tok gave me second hand full blown brain damage

  • @CryogenicToast
    @CryogenicToast 2 роки тому +1

    I’m sad Soup didn’t see the potential at 7:20 where you can get a free rose for your significant other with your steak

  • @zacharytriplett4293
    @zacharytriplett4293 2 роки тому

    some of these videos give me acid reflex

  • @GnomeSki
    @GnomeSki 2 роки тому

    I would rather drop my phone on my nose then watch these tik toks without soup watching them
    I love you soop daddy

  • @killroy9453
    @killroy9453 2 роки тому

    That lobotomy is sounding better and better

  • @TheMorg101
    @TheMorg101 2 роки тому

    i think ACTUAL HELL would have bad tik toks playing for ever just always in the background or just in your head

  • @ghostspark8053
    @ghostspark8053 2 роки тому

    6:17 I refuse to call that human that's a whole new species

  • @Helldiver-K4
    @Helldiver-K4 2 роки тому

    11:32 I was drinking a cup of water while watching this part, I almost purposely inhaled all of the water to drown myself

  • @sorepluto4329
    @sorepluto4329 2 роки тому +1

    That guy insinuating the Sphinx missing its nose is a hate crime?

  • @bigfella1234
    @bigfella1234 2 роки тому +1

    Oh im in deep doo doo for this one