😅 it was. The entire story is full of one liners. Even the cops pulling their guns on MIL when she bent over to sign without any panties on was funny, scary but funny.
this story has more twists n turns than the San Boldo Pass. Sad, silly, absurd ,stupid, crazy, funny, over the top satirical, serious.... It feels like someone who idolizes Mel Brooks wrote a serious cheating wife story but couldn't help but slip in all of the above adjectives... Or is that adverbs? Hell if I remember, Grammar class for me is so far in the rear view mirror I'd need the Hubble space telescope to spot it.
Some of the conversations and thoughts are hilarious. Good stuff LLC. "I've got glaucoma in both of my feets, i need my medical card" "He's sick but he has good taste" "Can i get a discount on the cremation, she is already partially burned"
As for Martin's appearance, I have a grandiose handlebar mustache and van dyke, which together is called the imperial. I have two top hats one leather (think of Clint Eastwood) the other wool felt, two beaver felt fedoras. I prefer a pocket watch because a wrist watch just irritates me. I dress however I want at the time because I can and absolutely do not care what others think except for work so no jewelry as its a personal safety hazard.
Hi. Well, part one is very, very good and it definitely deserves 👍🏻👍🏻 I can only hope that part two is indeed the final part and that it is as good as Part one. I've been burned before though so i won't assume anything. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Can we talk about the cops? They seem so unprofessional at times. Do you think they should be more careful with sensitive info, especially when kids are involved?
In what world would a police officer not explain who was on the table before letting him know why he is there? I really dislike stories that do not correspond with human nature. It's written to make the story go smoothly only.
I have to laugh at some of the copy and some characters in this story, from the funeral to the police with the slutty mother in law with no pants on!! I feel bad for the granddaughter!! But she is a kid and loves "danny" Poor Dave! His mother in law is going to be a pia!! (Pain in the A$$)!
The start of this story is completely, ignorantly, stupid. There is absolutely no way the police would just show a mangled, burned, body to someone without telling them anything about what was going on first. The idea that the secretary was supposed to do the notification is ludicrous. The police would notify the husband FIRST, and a body that is badly damaged does not need to be visually identified. The coroner would have made the identification based on dental records or something.
Glaucoma in both feet 😂😂😂
I’m laughing my (ass) head off 😂😂😂
The funeral conversation is laugh out loud funny 😂. I know that’s so wrong but man… the writing is fast paced and seriously clever.
😅 it was. The entire story is full of one liners.
Even the cops pulling their guns on MIL when she bent over to sign without any panties on was funny, scary but funny.
The twists and comedy woven into this story make it a classic.
Can't wait for part two.
Thanks for sharing.
I am at my desk just laughing like crazy 🤪 😜
A good laugh
This is a full on chucklefest and Im only up to the traffic stop 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks LLC for another great story.
"You showed up and my brain fell out!"
Wow it's surprising how enjoyable this tale was something humorous for a cheating story it only part one nice job LLC 👏
This is TOOOO FUNNY!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was one of your best, laughing from beginning to end jokes just kept coming.😅😅😅.loved it
Even better one
Christy is a keeper.
This one is Absofreakinlutely Awesome!
Nobody but nooobody does it better than LLC . Especially when they are 'on'.
Funny! Glib!
Very entertaining with a lot of humor looking forward to listening to part two. 👍👍
This is a really good story . . . Very funny at times and vengeful at others. Good job LLC . . . waiting for part 2 . . .
MIL is a hoot, trailer park ash for sure😂😂😂
What a story, man, this is brilliant!!
Great story
this story has more twists n turns than the San Boldo Pass. Sad, silly, absurd ,stupid, crazy, funny, over the top satirical, serious.... It feels like someone who idolizes Mel Brooks wrote a serious cheating wife story but couldn't help but slip in all of the above adjectives... Or is that adverbs? Hell if I remember, Grammar class for me is so far in the rear view mirror I'd need the Hubble space telescope to spot it.
Some of the conversations and thoughts are hilarious.
Good stuff LLC.
"I've got glaucoma in both of my feets, i need my medical card"
"He's sick but he has good taste"
"Can i get a discount on the cremation, she is already partially burned"
"She was a financial magician, she could make money dissappear"
(Related to my X I'm sure)
Great plot twist!
🤗!!! Good morning!!
Love this type of stories, more please 😀
As for Martin's appearance, I have a grandiose handlebar mustache and van dyke, which together is called the imperial. I have two top hats one leather (think of Clint Eastwood) the other wool felt, two beaver felt fedoras. I prefer a pocket watch because a wrist watch just irritates me.
I dress however I want at the time because I can and absolutely do not care what others think except for work so no jewelry as its a personal safety hazard.
Financial magician it just kept disappearing 😢😢😢
Good afternoon LLC family!👋
👍🤓❤️💯 morning all!
Hi. Well, part one is very, very good and it definitely deserves 👍🏻👍🏻 I can only hope that part two is indeed the final part and that it is as good as Part one. I've been burned before though so i won't assume anything. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
i LOVE it!
👍👍👍👍👍
Can we talk about the cops? They seem so unprofessional at times. Do you think they should be more careful with sensitive info, especially when kids are involved?
In what world would a police officer not explain who was on the table before letting him know why he is there? I really dislike stories that do not correspond with human nature. It's written to make the story go smoothly only.
I have to laugh at some of the copy and some characters in this story, from the funeral to the police with the slutty mother in law with no pants on!! I feel bad for the granddaughter!! But she is a kid and loves "danny" Poor Dave! His mother in law is going to be a pia!! (Pain in the A$$)!
❤👋😊
Oh ya! 6th! Lol
The start of this story is completely, ignorantly, stupid. There is absolutely no way the police would just show a mangled, burned, body to someone without telling them anything about what was going on first. The idea that the secretary was supposed to do the notification is ludicrous. The police would notify the husband FIRST, and a body that is badly damaged does not need to be visually identified. The coroner would have made the identification based on dental records or something.
It's only a story
Lighten up, Francis
Oh shit! This guy has a Camero, the red head, freckled cop. His life is about to turn to complete crap!! He should own a Mustang ! Lol 14:01
Yea, a red head with her own gun and handcuffs, what could go wrong for Henry???
Nooooo. He owns a Mustang, the somehow Marc Lavalliere would end up as part of the story!