Chick-Fil-A is a Cult
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- If you’ve been drinking the freshly squeezed lemonade or lost in the Chick-Fil-A sauce, it’s time for you to confront an uncomfortable truth: Chick-Fil-A is a cult.
This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Kimmy Jimenez // / kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // / jacklyn_uweh
Amanda Lehan-Canto // / filmingamanda
Alex Aguilar // / _trailer_swift_
Tim Baker // / timschannel
Monica Vasandani // / monicavas
CREW
Director: Ryan Finnerty
Written By: Sydney Heller, Olivia DeLaurentis, and Kurt Maloney
Editor: Mike Small
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Andrew Harmon
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
Gaffer / AC: Dustin Bloodgood
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Art Assistant: Austin Barrett
Wardrobe: Cassidy Kean
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Stage Manager: David Hill
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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I once said “no problem” and I panicked and stared at my manager who was watching me. This is too real lol.
LOL
Literally same. Used to work there as well. You'd get in trouble for not saying it lol
How did you make this comment before this video was uploaded
@@Diehl18 I’ve never worked at Chick-fil-A since I work for my mom and dad’s restaurant in a mall and once I went to Chick-fil-A next to us and one employee accidentally said no problem and then I heard someone yell “what did you say” it was hilarious 😂
@@joelnelson2854 I’m pretty sure he said that when it was uploaded but if not some people can get early access to videos
“That’s not god or chicken so I don’t know why we’re talkin about it” killed me
Same
Same though!
1:13
When I first started working at Chick-fil-A I would always say no problem cause I hated saying my pleasure and I got reported for it
THATS SO DUMB
@@luennii well cults are dumb so that checks out
I get you. My Chick fil A was at the college so I got one half hearted warning and was never punished for 'no problem'.
"No problem"
Karen, the destroyer of careers: *HOW DARE YOU IM REPORTING YOU!*
Really?? That's a stupid rule.
I will be using the line “That’s not God or chicken, so I don’t know why we’re talking about it” in my daily life now.
That's an amazing idea
It’s my pleasure
@@superior1959 It's my pleasure
@@kenziegarbiel1692 it’s *our* pleasure.
@@kashidoshi4459 *soviet theme plays*
“What happened to Jenna?”
The employees: *“Error: Object Jenna undefined.”*
It’s my pleasure
it gave me Doki Doki Literature Club vibes lol
This sounds like something the History channel would play in the middle of the night
Lol
plot twist, it is
Yeah
Truth be told xD
i just realised that when im happy, i smiled when i watch funny vids. But when im sad, i laugh
Ironically the minute that she said that she stabbed the cashier it instantly cut to a commercial where the first thing I saw was a ambulance 😂
for me it was that smoking add where they say smoking is the quivolant of having metal in your lungs
@@lizziestired LMAO!
for me it was a normal grocery-store brand commercial...
i bet mine was one of the oddest...
I got one about learning how to breathe better called “Boom Boom”.
Lol, I got a trailer for the Mortal Kombat movie the second after.
I worked at Chick-Fil-A for over 2 years in high school, and i can confirm this is accurate
It is my pleasure
:O
:o
O
*:0*
“2 men at the same time because that’s gay” I DIED
E
It’s my pleasure
Shayne's sign that just says "don't gay"
I'm dying 😭
Wait I missed it, what's the time stamp
@@louieishehe3419 it's around 2:17 that you can see it, but it's on the clipboard during that whole scene
The irony is the video was sponsored by Popeyes in an attempt to sabotage Chick-fil-A
Why are you posting 2 comments?
@@dutchvanderlinde4965 can they not? is it against the rules to comment more than once?
@@sharonxdevi_ No? I dont think so? Its just why do you need to? Its just kind of annoying?
@@dutchvanderlinde4965
😢
@@dutchvanderlinde4965 then you can always scroll. Maybe learn how to use punctuation as well.
How is there not more comments about the fact that Tim is wearing a vest under his costume? Legend.
How 285 likes and no reply
lol.
@@hantenguuppermoon4730 you're profile pick
@@lilyanna4933 what about it
frrr
wow shane is so dedicated, he walked in scalding oil
Yes
Yes real oil
Ah yes REAL oil
Yes that is
I think it was dry ice. Oil will burn your skin instantly. (I understand you’re probably joking but I’m trying to be literal about it!)
“Oh the Queen will be so mad! Oh, spank me Prince Phillip!”
Well that aged badly real quick...
VERYYYYY BADLY
Wdym
@@gutjager1682 Prince Phillip died 2 days after this video was posted
@@yeoleum2987 oh...
Anyways thanks for telling me
Fuck that was quick
It's a miracle she got out of that ordeal unharmed...
Not because of Chick-fil-A, but because everyone in the Fast Food Underworld knows you don't go after Popeye's without getting your eyes popped out.
As someone who works at a Chickfila- I find this so funny lmaooo
Same
What did it cost😐
@@kantofilms9167 $2.50
Well how factual is this video?
@@vibee6435 I’m sorry i can’t tell you that info
“Don’t gay” 😂😂 I can’t-
Yes you can. You can do anything Chuck Norris!
The funny thing is, I’ve seen so many gay ppl working at Chick-Fil-A
@@saigie3908 really? I've only heard of them kicking gay ppl out of the store
@@stardustcrusader8890 OOP- well not for me
@@stardustcrusader8890 I know that they have given money to support homophobic charities. I think I’ve heard of some LGBTQ+ ppl working there but I think I’ve also heard they fire them because of that or don’t hire them. I think it kinda depends on the specific area and if they know if an employee is in the LGBTQ+ community on whether or not they fire them. We do know that they have support anti LGBTQ+ charities
As The Pizza Man would say, *"Pizza Time Pizza is not a cult."*
“I understood that reference”
Lol
Honestly, Pizza's Okay. Should probally tone down the cult-ish stuff tho.
Except that series was actually better
Pizza time pizza is a family, not a cult
Can't help but think of the SpongeBob episode with Carl forcing Squidward to smile at all times whenever someone mentions Chick-fil-A
6:45 Ian mentions Prince Phillip
Prince Phillip: "and I took it personally"
JAILLLLL GRBDHDJ
to the fact that prince philip died 2 days after its very weird
R/cursedcomments
It’s my pleasure
The fact that they killed someone over saying “No problem” but then when someone swears it's no problem. 😂
No, it's their pleasure
It’s my pleasure
Our Pleasure.
There were no customers around when she swore.
“kensleigh reigh leighton” LMAOO
Why is that funny?
@@theofficializ lmk if they respond hahaha
@@dannyconnolly2953 You would get the reply too anyway lol
@@dannyconnolly2953 It's a stereotype about southern Christians spelling their kids' names with a lot of i's and e's. Like Ashley being spelled Ashleigh because they think it's unique.
@@vicious_cycle Yeah, lot of unnecessary letters. "Eigh" just to make the "e" or "a" sound
As a person who doesn't work at a Chick-Fil-A or live in the US, I can confirm.
Can you prove it?
What do u mean u can confirm? 🤡
@@DenitoX7 its a joke
As Someone living in UK and never been to chick fil A I can confirm this accurate
@@walterbrunswick Erm... maybe?
When damien said, “thats not God or chicken, so i dont know what we’re talking about”, i literally choked on my water
Anyone else notice how during the interview part her eyes were darting back and fourth?
UA-cam: here have a Chick-Fil-A ad in the middle of this video
Me: THEY’RE ONTO ME
Ian’s character was so funny in this, he did a great job!
6:44 "spank me prince phillip"
lol that aged well..
“But you can call me mother hen.”
"Spank me Prince Philip"
well that didn't age well...
Neither did Prince Phillip
@@FakeGeekGuy nice
Oof
Who cares he was awful
What the heck?
I was waiting for Shayne to yell "OOOOOH" while he was in hot oil
No one:
Smosh: Chick-Fil'A is a Cult
They are a cult. They won’t hire you unless you’re the same religion as they are.
@@harryw-h2661 this is a fact, I got racially profiled and didn’t get asked any questions during the interview
It's been known for a while, now, how bad Chick-fil-A is.
@@harryw-h2661 that’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Stop saying fake shit
@@harryw-h2661 even if that was true (which it’s not) that wouldn’t make it a cult wtf💀 you have a weird view on life
As someone who used to work at chick fil a I can vouch this video is 100% factual
This is probably the most accurate depiction of chick-fil-a I’ve every seen-
Shayne's high-pitched "It's my pleasure." was hilarious.
Kimmy, Shayne, and Damien with those black eyes 1:29 will be in my nightmares forever
For a second I thought this was the first time Tim didn't have a vest on, but then he pulled up his shirt lol
So did I
I sent this to my coworker, her second job is at chick fil la
I can Imagine Chick-fil-A comments on this saying it’s actually a cult
“We’re lucky its not a Kaiju” Damien always coming in with the iykyk humor 😂
Some of the best businesses have cult-like practices, and this particular one is fulfilling its mission of making the chicken-eating public happy.
It's just a marketing tactic, like the closed on Sunday thing. Nobody actually does that because its ridiculous. But they do because they know Christians will be like "Oh yeah, they must be a company blessed by God, lets all eat there." And Jesus would be very anti corporation by the way.
If they wanted to make me happy, they would've listened the three different times I said "no pickles" but then got pickles before I gave up on the place forever.
@@CaptHayfeverAnd who's fault is that for giving up, Looks like you could learn a thing or two from Rick Astley
nice to see u here, my fav medical channel
Kimmy getting baptised with frying oil is an other level. Now that's some interesting religion i would like to know 😈
Pretty sure she was baptized in sweet tea
2:38 Double glasses moment lol
Jackie front and centre like she should be ✨✨
Jackie has been really popping off recently and I'm living for it. Momento Mori!
@@soniapatil5358 memento mori my friend!
memento mori :)
Memento mori
memento mori
I worked at a chil-fil-a for literally 2 weeks and on my first day I saw a coworker crying because someone tried to mug her and the manager yelled at her
Don’t believe that story bud.
@@mug281 you weren't there so I don't expect you to?
me watching this while eating a chicken sandwich👁👄👁🥪🍗
Are you eating Jenna
Same
From Wendy's right? Where they aren't homophobic?
@@aldendomino3523 no from chick-fil-a unfortunately😩
@Dominic Coulter no one cares kid
Man this is completely accurate between in reality and dark humor I went there I don’t know how to say
Tim! Love seeing him in these acting roles.
Also, Damien bringing out his Georgia accent. Loving it!
One time I got written up for not smiling enough. It was 10pm, and I'd been there since 8am. Kill me.
Jackies breakdown about chicken was more believable than some of these youtuber ones.
this was the most horrifying but hilarious thing i’ve seen in awhile lmao
How are Damien and Shayne damn good at improv, like I wish I could be that talented
I can’t be the only freaked out by Jackie’s eyes shaking side to side so fast lol 😂
you're not
I’m hoping that was intentional and assuming it was like dang that’s dedication to the role
Pretty Sure That Is A Sign Of Drug Abuse/ Use...
I just googled and I think it is a condition called nystagmus.
Thank you !!!! I was freaking out thinking I was the only one !!! What IS that ??? never noticed before...
7:14 I love Damien’s improv here
As a previous worker at Chick-fil-A I can confirm this is all true
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
best part of working at mcdonalds is that my boss lets us take the leftover food home so all 4 of us on closing shift get our pick of burgers chicken fish fries nuggets whatever and i have a wife n kids so they love it when i bring home a large bag filled with like 8 cheeseburgers 4 quarter pounders 6 mcchickens 4 large fries and 2 or 3 filet o fishes and maybe 20 count nuggets yeah i know it aint healthy and im fat but its free food so cant say no
You have done all the rest of fast food and you finally did Chick-fil-A
Lol
Oml Kimmys Kreepy (alliteration) smile is so scary in this video.💀
"vesting all the time, of course"
YES TIM
this is one of the best sketches I have seen period. SO good 😍
Right after 1:52 an ad came on saying “have you ever considered being an egg donor?” And I LOST IT
Ahhh so that’s why they’re closed on Sunday
I've been to Chick-Fil-A exactly once and I'm pretty sure this is all completely true. The place just had that kind of energy.
Oh no not the Scientology plot twist 😂🤦♀️
Scientology is indeed a Cult.
"i was also on LSD"
i died laughing
From an ex-cult member, this is pretty accurate
I have never clicked faster on a video
Watching this knowing my last day of work at cfa is this friday
the part at 2:04 was my favorite since i don’t go to chick fil a for those reasons
Ian's britsh accent is so perfect and funny
I love when Ian speaks British, it's too funny
British?
@J B no seriously how do you speak British
I wonder how many emergency back up vests Tim has hidden around the office...
The Chick-Fil-A i worked at made my pleasure a unspoken rule. If u didn’t say my pleasure the managers would quietly correct u
i love that the 2009 video looks like its from the 80s/90s
1:34 was she reading her lines or were her eyes just like shaking idk i noticed that while watching
Once I heard her say I never thought it would get this bad it reminded me about a zombie apocolypse
As a former chick fil a worker can 100% confirm this is how it is
Love the fact that Tim is taking bigger roles in these sketches
Damien's bit at the end really got me. The sudden "Do you think it's a possession?"
Why is Jackie's panic attack so realistic, it sound weird, it sounds awful and it is almost always about random stuff💀
Next you should do "Rush is a Cult.' It'll be easy since all you have to do is find fans of the band and get them to talk about them. No acting necessary!
Chick-Fil-A: You betray the Chicken, you BECOME the Chicken
“I’m Martha Whitman” my friends last name is Whitman 😂
As a Chick-fil-A worker can confirm this is exactly what happens
I'm in a cult , out leader wears a melon helmet and has a tambourine and we all chant floorgang ouh
I still miss Anthony
ohhhhh and all i want is anthony and all i want is anthony and all i want is anthony
@@Bellab-dw7xy Cmon dont be so mad. You have to admit that videos are not that good that used to be before Anthony left.
“Spank me Prince Philip” well that didn’t age very well.
The fact that Damien sounded like a Southern Baptist pastor during all of this is what made it more accurate.
Jackie adds SO much to the crew. One good thing that came from 2020. Same with tim
I got hired at Chick-Fil-a today, so I’m just rewatching this to prepare!!!
Last time I was this early, Ian had a black son
No one"
Smosh: Chick-Fil'A is a Cult
I really hope this was recorded while Rhett and Link's crew was in the building so they just HEARD this with red light glowing from under a door.
I got the worst crap at Chick-fil-A and they refused to give me my money back so I'll be talking about how crappy they are for the rest of my life I guess.
Those black eyes are giving me serious Supernatural flashbacks
I haven’t watch smosh in a long time and when I came back....what the hell is this?!
You guys know these videos are getting 300k views but when Anthony and Ian Does their thing again they get 2M views or 30M views insane huh
Well they have to do something since Anthony will never be back because it's his life and smosh has no say in it
Literally
omg I actually was like Tim isn’t wearing a vest wow and then he said he had one one underneath the shirt 😭😭😭
I’ve been saying “My pleasure” to every customer. OMG!!!! I must be under a cult all this time. 😲😲😲🤣🤣
The reason that she left the freaking Chick-Fil-A cult the joined another cult🤣🤣
1:20 "its *OUR* pleasure"
*COMMUNISM FUCKING INTESIFIES*
As a brit, that accent is amazing