You Have 10 Seconds
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- Опубліковано 13 сер 2016
- YOU ONLY HAVE 10 SECONDS WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!
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"So yeah I'm gonna work hard and try not to swear that much, because that's not real comedy."
- Markiplier, a few months ago
Nailed it, dude.
Darkiplier got to him...
tru
yeah well Marks still human give him a fucking break if he wants to god damn swear he should be able to say as much shit as he Frick fracking pleases damn it!
+AuDio Shadow lol we're just kidding bro, chill
+Enter Name Here I kind of figured hence why I swore so much. if I was serious I'd have just said for people to fuck off plain and simple lol
tiny box Tim's journey is more frustrating than I thought
staci farmer nice profile picture.
I think he's been getting insult lessons from Jack XD
Aye!
FarFlame - so you assume everyone knows who "Jack" is....
Nanimator It was a joke..MOST people who watch Mark are a fan of Jack. It's okay if you don't, you could of just asked.
Payton Whitten #Burned🔥
Daym das some burn
"I got 3 lives,can't waste them." *Instantly dies*
I laughed so hard at that part XD
Megalomania intensifies
"You have 10 seconds."
Video is 12 minutes.
stop lying mark :
12 minutes and 2 seconds *
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PERFECTINESS
lol
yeah! what the guy with the same pic as you sai- ... oh! damn.
Markiplier=SpongeBob
"I don't need it I don't need it....I NEED IT!"
Lmao
Spongeiplier
Aj Glover SOMEONE KNOWS AS WELL.
Aj Glover ARCHIVE
Lmao
I thought this was a horror game for some reason
Platinum Rage *._.*
Platinum Rage
yeah, the name "you have 10 seconds" sounds like it would be a horror game.
Platinum Rage same!!
Platinum Rage so did I
I did too
Mark angry cussing is absolutely hilarious to me for some reason. xD
Allie Knight yup...
Allie Knight is your profile pic Castiel?
Megalomania intensifies
This comment section is getting worse by the minute.... What happened to the real fans, not these stupid bots or copypasta.
dying breed, sadly
man if only youtube allowed the channel creator to give mod status to trusted people so they could clean out the shitty comments so people could leave real comments.
No doubt. Best we can do is report as spam and move forward in the meantime.
I bet UA-cam won't fix it.
I know right??!!
10 seconds or the little penguin finds you.
oshit
hehe
10 seconds for what?
gunther
k
Title of the video: You Have 10 Seconds
UA-cam: *plays a 10 second ad *
Nice
Megalomania intensifies
"Before it kills ya dead!"
- *Markiplier*
Megalomania intensifies
He swears 90 times for those of you who want statistics
Did you count it? xD
it's in the captions, it has a swear counter
+SalGaming its 92 , captions missed 2
Raj Thakur ah ok
ωσω ℓσℓ
It said "you have 10 seconds" and I thought it was gonna be a horror game. °-°
Same
me too
:3
me too
same xD
anyone watching this with the subtitles, its absolutly hilarious
Andrew Rueff Yes and it was funny
He sweared 90 times
^_^ °-° meaasaaawwwrtygvhhj Cdgh
Andrew Rueff yes
yes
When he said shitty biscuits i was eating biscuits and gravy XD
Swear counter: 10000000000000000000000000
Like counter: 0
+Hawaii Boy 808 fail
like counter: 3*
+Rus3 Sniipez well within a 30 minute difference it can chance but I'm glad u can count
+Hawaii Boy 808 Why were you trying to accomplish in the first place then?
People are flipping shit because he swears so much and sucks at this game. He's always cursed, especially with rage games like these, and I'd like to see whoever says he sucks at these get through them once without dying at all.
So true
+Leeloo "Multipass" Dallas I'm 12. I've never said that in my entire life.
Exactly
But apparently people can't fucking learn to click off.
Especially when he and jack played Mario maker.
The character looks a lot like Tiny Box Tim😄.
Lol true, he really does look😃.
you'll find that the overwhelming majority of boxes look like that, in fact.
"Everything Is In a STREAM Panic"
Get It?
Devilish_Otaku
AYYYEEE!!! nice one.
Thx
If I get a dollar for every time he said 'fuck', I would have a small loan of 1 million dollars from him.
so right !!
if i had a dollar for every time he didn't say it, I'd have ooonne dollar!!
I'm goin ta be honest, that is the most Intelligent thing I've heard all day
Lol!
trump triggered
I SOMEHOW GOT DISTRACTED BY THE 4 MINUTE LONG AD. IT WAS ABOUT THE PERFECT MATRESS AND I SOMEHOW WATCHED IT ALL AND I RLLY WANT TO BUY IT KNOW💀😂
i got distracted by a commercial about alex morgan being raised idek
The purple?
Was it the egg thing
+Knuckels5739 Uh, what? Ads aren't scams necessarily...
+Ryan Hightower I think so
"Only moderate amounts of rage" too bad
Who else reads the comments while watching this video ????
meeeeeeeee
°-°
Nevaeh The Outcast
Meeeeeee!!!
Nevaeh The Outcast me
Teresa Krahn me
...What. What is *wrong* with these comments? A HUGE chunk of them are spam and copy paste spam and like/sub spam. And most of the rest are people being just *excessively* cruel and rude to everyone else. "You want sympathy? On a MARKIPLIER video?! You've come to the wrong neighborhood!" Why are the nice comments, and the ones relevant to the actual *video* the ones that are in the VAST minority? Mark is one of the sweetest, nicest, marshmallow-iest youtuber LPers. He makes like, twelve minute long videos that consist of nothing but him rambling and getting emotional over wanting his fanbase to be *nice* to each other. Why the *hell* are so many of you just being *dicks* to each other instead? Why would you ever say that the Markiplier community - where better than the comments on his own videos - is not the place to seek sympathy and understanding? Why would you ever think that Mark would approve of you telling someone else to kill themselves? I would have my doubts about how much he'd even approve of terms like 'cancerous' to refer to 'A popular thing I don't like', but it's possible he's used it himself.
I mean, I get it. Mark has 14 million subscribers. Not every person who likes his videos and wants to keep up with them are going to be avid Mark fans, not everyone is going to really care about what his vision is for his fans, or what he'd like people to do or represent him as. How the *heck* did the part that not only doesn't care, but then also acts completely *opposite* to the manner in which he would approve of, end up the dominant one in the comments?
This comment section is the worst by far.....
this is probably the best comment ive ever read, but sadly i had to scroll through so much spam and hate to find it.
+
Ugh, I've just spent the past like five minutes just scrolling down the comments and reporting every single spam comment. And omfg there's a lot, more than I've ever seen.
I'll get back to scrolling now.......
+Alicca's Angel We will rid the comment section of spam!
God Fucking cockadick!
~Markiplier 2k16
+Zeldafan206 XD (your profile picture is cute)
aww thank you!
think ill put this quote on lancelifestyles twitch stream
Zeldafan206 your welcome
*2016. why do u replace with k?
"Before it kills you dead" - Markiplier 2016
he swears 7.48... times a minute that's once every ten seconds...O.o
Oscar Smith-Jones wrong it's once every 8 minutes
Dead meat
This is my first Markiplier video, and I gotta say, I'm impressed! :D
Haha this is a weird way to get into him. He's not always this irritable! :D
+Mary G lol tru 😂 but he's been unable to really film games lately so I guess he has an excuse
me too
even though i know him
+jagger freezy and +Pattycake Pattycake Petey's Man weclome to markipliers videos!
"Only moderate amounts of rage." Yeah sure. Sorry, this was not in a windows dialog box.
I appreciate that you didn't spam.
I'm happy this wasn't in a windows dialogue box.
Markipier swore 90 times in this video xD.
Why would u even waste ur life counting his swears
Markiplier: Ohh F*** U 2:55
at this point all my focus is at the capions.. xD
He sounds like Lemongrab!!! XD
+Zenz0ha true
This level is 10 seconds LOOOOOOONG
F*CK YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
* SCREEEEEEEEEECH *
-Mark 2016
Defenently
UNEXCEPTIONAL CONDITION
Guys, please just report the copy-and-pastes. Anything that looks like a copy-and-paste meme, a bot, or a Markiplier impersonator should be immediately reported. This way, the comment section can be reserved for the inane arguments and misplaced politics it is was designed for. I JUST WANT MY TOXIC CESSPOOL BACK!
In all seriousness, please report the spammers. Also, I forgot self-advertisers and attention-whores. They need to be reported as well.
What do you mean we shall report the memes??? NoT ThE MemES
....
Harambe..our lord an saviour🙏🏻 what? You're going to report me because I believe in the religion Harambeism? Fuck you
11:08 now close your eyes for the next 15 seconds and just listen. enjoy
Thank you...so much. XD
The squelching really makes it
I can't stop laughing now xD
OH MY GOD XD
genius
His red hair is rare...
Turn on subtitles (not auto generated or default) and it says stuff like Mark? I think we broke him.
Pie_Maniac No it says in the description "caption authors" So someone did the captions we didn't break it
Pie_Maniac it counts the number of times he swears too
No the captions says I think we broke him
Reads: You have 10 seconds
Sees video is 12 mins
Fox: I think its more than 10 seconds lol
XDXD
XD
+Under Swap Sans the blueberry ur profile pic is actually inktale sans. TROLOLOLOLOLO
this comment literally read my mind XD
You ruined it
No I don't. I have twelve minutes.
Lol
12 mins and 2 secs ACTUALLY
+Joseph Pattison secs
secs
sex
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+noturmilk Yes.
Is that... C'thun?
He said 88 bad words dam
Brandon Martinez Sorry but there are 90 curse words in this video
Brandon Martinez who gives a fuck, shit or damn????
Did you actually count it or it's an assumption?
If you counted, I can only say that may you live forever.
I don't think you have counted because in Turkish, Arabic and Dutch (not in English and Italian) subtitles there was written how many times he has cussed!!
did you really count
This reminds me of geometry dash
Matthew Vranic how
It reminds me more of super meat boy
Same actually, Mark should totally try Geometry Dash
lol it reminds me of this kizi game where u were blue and u had to get to a door but u had to eat all the hamburgers too xD I'm so sad can't find the game anymore tho..
Matthew Vranic nO.
"I DON'T NEED IT! IT'S A RED HERING i DON'T NEED IT!" *DIES* "'OH FUCK i NEED IT!"
who else thought of that spongbob episode XD
me sadly
I know, its stupid but sooo true
I don't need it (a few times), *I NEED IT!*. The episode where it's Spongebob's 1st time going to Sandy's house
+Dab Killer water... 😂😂😂 XD
+Mitsune Hiku IIIIII NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD IIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!
3:49 he says PANIC AT THE DISCO in the captions.
He said it twice!
sCREMIN
Cool
he cused 90 times says the captions
That Wild Gamer Girl yup
The person who did subtitles wrote down every time you swore. That was 90 times.
you're better with creating curse words than playing games Lol
7:18 the sounds he makes XDD EEE EEE XXDD
lol
rawr xd simulator
+Dank Man what's dat
+Faith Arachnid search it up my man
XD
Did anyone else notice whenever Mark was raging, he was smiling too? So cute 😂❤️
he think of tiny box tim
ikr 😂
YES
Are we sure that wasn't grimacing?
Think of the kittens...
"I want it!" That's what she said :3 sorry I had to
Wow very mature of you, what are you, 8?
im actually dying!! your videos are so funny!!
Too bad I had a 15 second ad.
Same
I had a 30 second ad
+hungary-chan same 😂
I had a 30 second add with buffering I lost big time
+Blu_Pitbull me too
I got 125% of my daily value of salt from this video
I got 500% of my daily value of overused memes in this comments section.
Seriously, the "Windows Dialog" shit needs to die.
It will die quicker if we all do our part by reporting as many of these spammers as possible.
So much salt that if you put it in s pond it'll turn into an ocean.
+Tamara Ramirez me too
+Tamara Ramirez the daily value of salt is about 1.5 - 2 grams. so..... 2 grams of salt in an ocean?
I LIKED THE VIDEO
(in 10 seconds)
XD SO MUCH SWEARING!!!!!
the rage is real haha :D
xD
Lol ik 😂😂😂😂😂
+Ifuckedpewds Jk u fucked pewds 😐😑😶😒😓😫
True lol 😂
too resl
the fucking subtitles for this are beautiful ohmyfuck
Kaitlin A. Blagg yess and the cuss word count was beautiful lol
719-465-7807 wanna talk to me
😂😂😂
OH FUCK I ONLY HAVE 10 SECONDS TO LIVE HOLY SHIT WHAT TH
markiplier, congratulations, you are one of the most energetic youtubers out there that can actually make me laugh and smile, i would say your the most energetic but we have jack out there and we both know that his voice shakes the house even on the lowest volume, anyways what i am trying to say is thank you, i would post something similar to this on jacks channel but i am to lazy
I love starting my mornings with a raging Mark :D
Same😂💕
Same, jus woke up first vid I watch, Rage Mark
ikr
Lol
Really? Lol i just woke up
Watching Mark get frustrated gives me life. XD
lol u you must be an instigator of sorts jk lol
Just about to comment that XD great minds think alike! :)
Yes, yes they do. X3
I was laughing lol 😋
Me too...it's beautiful...❤️😂
He cussed a ton in this
What's sad is this game had a new entry in June of this year, but hasn't gotten ANY recognition. It's genuinely a great game.
let`s play a drinking game. take a shot every time mark cusses.
90 shots...
more like 6000 shots
+ThatOneGammer Playz nope 90 shots
That's 90 shots total
lol! i didnt expect anyone to actually count! XD
i thought this was going to be another weird ass video of his 14,000,000 subscriber thing
So did I xD
right
Same😄
sameeee
How do we know he isnt Darkiplier in disguise? :v
"Well when everything else is a threat of death, how I am supposed to assume there's anything good in this world?"
Me
im getting angry and im not even playing it
I thought this was a continuation to the "soon" and "relax" videos :(
same :D
♡♡
Same
Haha same
Yeah I was hoping too :(
Everyone complaining about his swearing, are you literal babies? You can just leave if it bothers you, you know that right? No one is forcing you to watch (if they are i am so sorry make a heart with your hands if you've been kidnapped)
My problem is more of the fact that mark said earlier this year that he was going to try to stop swearing in his videos so much cause he doesn't consider it real comedy, and he hasn't done it.
Later in that very same video he was like "Or maybe not". But also, there's a difference between rage cursing and "I swear because it's funny". He never said he'd stop swearing because it's wrong, he just wasn't going to rely on vulgarity as a source of comedy.
Cause it's not comedy
Swearing is like someone saying "Fuck" and a little kid being like "no don't is bad"
This is him going "cockatron" and saying it's funny. I love mark, what I don't love is him babbling about "poopies" and "dickers" and "cockpuffle" I like Mark for his personality and I think I've watched enough to know that this is not "humor
It's a rage game. He's curses when he's angry.
Is this rage game so different that he has to pause between every curse to think of a new curse? If it was cursing he would just be yelling "fuck" a lot, but no he has to look for words
at 3:29 read the caption XD.
I love the noise the jump makes
I thought this was going to be a horror game :P
me too
why?
same
I know right.
I'm so confused
That level 3 theme. I want it.
Initial D - Running in the 90s
+Meeba Productions It's not lol
+Meeba Productions lol nice try but this isn't even close to eurobeat
If markimoo was doing 100$ donation evey time he swears he woulda paid 9,000 dollars
Late to the game (literally) but this is probably the funniest Markiplier video I've seen so far.
Mark I'm mad the vid wasn't ten seconds
Me too :c
i would only be mad if nerdcubed didn't do that
TRIGGERED
+Andrewgz there you go again why must you follow me everywhere
aundreezy But how do you know your not following him 0-o
Last time i was this early Darkiplier didnt exist
Tru
lol
ikr
Nice
WUT
*watches first minute of video*
*downloads game*
*beats every level in the game*
*comes back to enjoy mark raging his ass off*
The sound of the character when it moves is somehow satisfying
I'm going to press the like button. LIKE A BOSS!!!! Oh sorry ! Wrong channel XD
XD lol
😂 lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHA clever
Lol
XD
I feel sorry for Mark having to deal with all these really stupid spam comments
and the majority of them just turn into fights
lmao UA-cam will never cease to entertain me
You could help by report each and every one.
True but there'll just be more after I do that
I wish I could sit down with popcorn and watch all the drama happens here but these windows things and cyberbullying are so cruel and I want is report'em all
If this was me playing it, I would've lost it and quit by area 2
"Satchel of poop". I'm calling so many people that.
Wow. Mark was just a lean mean swearing machine in this video eh? Can someone give me a curse counter?
Counted 86
I love how the comment section is 90% Spam and self advertising and 10% is about the actual video. -_-
actually 90% spam 5% complain about spam 5% actual video. thats kinda sad actually
That's why I'm just scrolling and reporting lmao TTuTT
+Alicca's Angel you make this comment section a better place. Thank you, sir/ma'am.
+Giannis Zougras and that's true
You have 10 seconds to LOVE this video❤
I HAZ UNLIMITAAD LIKS
Leila Ābelniece ummmmm
Some particularly good Markiplier noises in this one.
Can we get 10 likes in 10 seconds?
You won't even get it in 5 hours
+Gr8_Space nice 😂
Looks like you got 10 likes in 51 minutes
well i guess not. good try though.
How did I get more likes than you XD
I'm glad you survived Darkiplier's attack.
We don't know that he did. This could be dark pretending to be Mark.
+Alyssa Mibb True. You never know. Dark could be taking over Mark's channel now.
+Unique Love DARKIPLIER HAS TAKEN OVER
I can't tell if this a normal level of swearing or if its Dark
+Alyssa Mibb nahhhh
that music in the water levels is fantastic
12:17 someone's been watching too much rick and morty
why did the window thing even become a thing ;-;
Ikr
Copy + Paste.
I don't always serve Copy Pasta, but when I do...
...I wear a skeleton outfit!
+Masquerade404 Not that kind of pasta, Papyrus
+Sara Bazzone (sarcasticGear)
Rest in spaghetti,
never forgetti,
I will regretti,
Killing the damn spaghetti...
NO MAN'S SKY COME ON
+Gr8_Space he means part 2
+Gr8_Space Gr8 space for you m8 8 out of 8 m8 p8
+Gr8_Space stupid 8yr old
+Gr8_Space I believe he meant that he wanted to see the next part of NMS.
he meant second part maybe
This was the second video I ever watched of you and it was hysterical then I watched a different video where you were not cussing every ten seconds and had to check if I was still on the same channel
the sound it makes when it jumps
If you are a comment reader I wanna say hi!!☺️
:0 !
:D
Hi how are you? =3 XD
Hi
+pimpin aint easy :0 :0 !!
Cussing over a game..please save it, put it into action and ship it with Jack...🐸☕️
Oh god XD
XD dear lord...
Gay
+Kenny McCormick Nothing is wrong with being gay.
+Kenny McCormick kENNY!
I love the sound of it jumping
I ended up doing a 2 parter for this game. Good on you for one shotting it Mark! gonna play the second one?
Lol, I thought it was gonna be another weird video, just like the ones from yesterday.
same
Same
was lightway disappointed with yesterdays posts tbh
woah, scroll back up you haven't finished the video yet brooo
B-but I wanted to comment!
Fine you caught me ;c
It's an ad. :(
Guess who's on mobile?
(hint: their username starts with a and ends with bee)
You caught me. *raises hands up*
*You have 10 seconds*
Me: What? I'm not ready? *jumps out window*
We have discovered Markiplier's weakness. We can now attack at dawn, prepare your steeds and battle axes.