This Poker Pro Got Caught Cheating Live on Stream ... | The Yard
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2024
- What a hot and spicy week. This time, the boys talk about the Phil Hellmuth vs Slime fiasco, the unexpected brilliance of Dude Perfect and Slime makes a curious distinction between living, and less alive children. (Episode 43)
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - intro
00:01:45 - aiden makes a woman cry
00:08:35 - slime's conspiracy
00:10:49 - guns number #1
00:12:31 - 'elon is the ninja of tech billionaires'
00:14:21 - aiden smells like he works in a college
00:16:24 - the poker drama
00:27:45 - people think slime has never played poker
00:33:30 - phil was fun to play poker with
00:36:50 - alan lost 1.13 million dollars
00:38:13 - slime hits a straight against fuslie without knowing
00:42:32 - new players can mop poker pro's
00:44:36 - ludwig meets ninja for the first time
00:47:09 - ludwig was going to make lawsuit jokes to ninja
00:48:42 - celebrity deaths bets
00:49:53 - slime's one take jake
00:55:03 - the court decides slime's one take jake
01:01:14 - the boys want weapons
01:02:49 - the poker production
01:05:38 - slime texts aiden's dad about planes
01:09:19 - ludwig and his vespa
01:10:02 - aiden and ludwig go to the bank
01:12:31 - the boys don't know how to access their bank accounts
01:17:08 - ludwig actually eats subway
01:20:07 - slime meets an enthusiastic fan
01:23:26 - ludwig says happy birthday to the wrong bald guy
01:26:22 - nothing beats dude perfect
01:30:28 - slime has an existential moment
01:33:23 - aiden spots bruce greene
01:36:16 - ludwig spots jason nash at the airport
01:38:43 - slime talks to hasan about 'presenting as bald'
01:40:25 - thanks for watching
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My favorite part of the yard is when Slime starts constructing a completely uninformed opinion/take that is so intricate that it sounds like he's been thinking about it all day.
yes
To most of us that's called the most insufferable kind of idiot
I love it cause he ends up being so wrong but it’s funny af of passionate he gets 😂
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aimen is almost never wrong in these arguments and he still gets the most shit every ep its so crazy
True. It's slow rolling without intention. She definitely thought that was all hers before he flipped.
yeah, I think Slime just didn't catch Aimen's "on accident" @39:50 and so they were arguing over nothing
Everyone just bullies this poor man.
@@isgrig210 yea exactly but I feel like Aiden would never say this to shit on Slime so its kinda weird he gets so mad
Cuz aimen's cringe 🤣
Feel like a son being proud of his dad after seeing Slime on Philly D being called a content creator, because now him and Ludwig really are the same
@u know me dude nobody fuckin cares
Same lmao
hes not your friend
what do you mean they are the same
🤝💯
Slime's completely serious "...if they're dead" changed the course of my life
Edit: bit starts at 13:08 for anyone wondering
i hurt myself in the gym when he said that
It was an impossible situation to get out of but he somehow did it impeccably
@@venenix the yard at the gym is a must
Dude! I blurted out a really loud laugh in the library when he said that
It lowkey makes sense to avoid imposing trauma on the child lol
Slime DEFINITELY gave Phil enough time to say he didn’t fold. Phil handled like a cringelord from his motioning to flip the cards to “letting slime off easy”. Not to mention he’s a sexist boomer. Daniel N has played countless hands with Phil, the fact he thought it was sus says a lot.
Phil kept saying it was “a friendly game” which it was, but then acted like a nit and forced a deal. What Phil usually would do is run it twice. Him pushing “a deal” made it so much worse.
It came off as taunting to me too, but good on slime for giving him the benefit of the doubt.
yeah thats what annoyed me. It was a "friendly game" until phil was losing and then nothing the dealer did was right in phils eyes. like you can muck your cards but your gonna call the dealer out for not taking their hands off the deck? make it make sense
Yeah, I've played quite a bit of poker and stuff like that is what fights are made of.
straight facts start to finish
yh this annoyed me icl
My boss is 30 years older than me and even he showed me a clip of “Hellmuth cheating some amateur”
Justice for Aiden, he was always right and didn't get the satisfaction of winning the argument. My boy opressed sadface
ok
Hes often right my poor brother of the North
For real, his arguement made perfect sense and they kept shutting him down
Justice for Aiden!
Aimen is Cringe
not even 10 minutes in and they're already gaslighting Aiden. Gonna be a good episode
Lud naming countries that wouldn’t understand “okay” :
Botswana, with their official language of English.
Hugging as yA as pqowop
As zhiq pop
slime definitely achieved his goal, he could definitely do a mogul mail with a real news story
i think he could because i believe in him but i dont think he proved that to us with that video
@@diggitydingdong thats a more than fair thought
how is this the first time they've ever mentioned that Aiden is allergic to peanuts.
cringe for you even caring
@@Infamouscritter its a podcast dude, if you dont care about the people talking why watch.... not even is some "parasocial" thing lmao, freak kid.
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That poker hand is 100% scuffed. Slime you got cheated out of the pot, you are all-in so your hand can not be folded. How Phil talked you and the rest of the table including 2 "pros" into making a "deal" is beyond comprehension. For you to forfeit your hand and still have to pay that 5k is ludicrous. The action was on Phil and for him to do something like this is an absolute disgrace to the poker community, I dont think he means to angle in the beginning but the outcome of the hand is just purely scummy.
Best outcome would have been for you both to put 5k in the pot (the initial bet) and then run the rest of the board.
Thats what I thought was gonna happen then they just mucked slimes hand
THANK YOU
Super scuffed. Phil was getting bent over all night and was clawing at crumbs. Slime being all in, his hand just can’t be forfeited mid hand. They should have ran it twice or just ran it for 5k and pulled stacks back. But slime was cool with getting hustled I guess.
The poker stream felt like the endgame of LCU(Ludwig Cinematic Universe)
Futaba pfp moment
Then what's mogul money live?
@@slashbat2375 the spider man no way home of the LCU
big agree, greatest piece of content i’ve consumed from a live streamer hands down!
I watched the entire poker stream. I grew up in a poker household so we watched WSOP like it was the super bowl. So for me 2 unrelated things I've always enjoyed clashed and it was like slime said. Riveting content.
Lots of finger snapping after you watch someone win a big pot?
@@Maybe_Tim lmao. I love auto correct! I actually fixed the second one twice. It refused to let me spell poker and somehow still ended up wrong.
dude absolutely same, i actually was at hustler on the tuesday content game and saw lud and slime in person and it fr felt like christmas
We learn things from this podcast, it may be when everyone is yelling at each other, but we still learn
Bro Nick always got fire one liners. its crazy
effortlessly funny
As someone who doesn’t know how to play poker and doesn’t find it really entertaining Phil progressively getting more mad made it fun to watch the whole stream
Hearing orphans referred to as the bisexuals of the dead-parent havers community was unexpected gold. 😂
Ludwig buying every gucci cologne because he couldn't remember which one QT liked is the most rich thing i've ever heard
I was honestly laughing so hard at all the Phil malding during the event
everytime i think slime can’t get more out of pocket, he does
The poker stream was really next level. Hope y'all do it again.
I want Daniel Negreanu in the next one.
fr me and my normie roommate watched it for like 3 hours lol
@@michaelg5945 me and mine watched start to end at 6 am est. I've never watched poker in my life haha
Best part of the episode is the implication that each chip in a can of Pringles is hand placed there by a small orphan child as apposed to dropped by a machine or adult slave labor
The machines couldn’t do it. Their hands are too big
Nick's Roe v. Wade joke hits even harder now 😤😤😤
Phil lied people died.... it was a fold
He folded the best of hands, he folded the worst of hands. Basically all night he just folds.
Nope, not a fold, yet. But slime did a rookie moves by showing his hand.
@@helloman3676 cards when over the line…it was a fold
@@BlanBlan19901990 Not always the case in private game environments such as Hustler Live. What Phil did is allowed in a private game setting and you'll see it occasionally, if this was Live cash at your standardized casino it would be a fold. Granted Phil should've been aware that almost none of the rec players have had Live poker experience in a private game setting.
@@slashgnr11 a likely story
I work in retail and I listen to the pod on the floor, I had to use every ounce of willpower to not bust up laughing at 13:23
This poker game was like the first Twitch Chess Tournament. So damn interesting and entertaining.
I think the most important thing of the poker stream is that none of the creators were actually afraid of losing their money, they were mentally in the same place as a pro in a tournament.
Slime: I'm Playstation and he is super nintendo
Aiden: Wait, What is he...
Swear to god this is the funniest bit in yard history
1:22:34 can’t even tell if that was intentional or not
Aiden getting airdropped into Japan with nothing but ok (ignoring the ness joke), is literally just one of the tumblr/reddit meme alignment charts, just "fucks to survive".
I listened to the audio version and this is the best episode yet, keep it up guys!
@don't be surprised thank god its finally here
The beginning of this episode was pure chaos. everyone was talking over eachother
This is one of my favorite podcasts. I think the first 10 minutes would be how I'd introduce people to you guys. Reminds of how you guys said Cumtown recently put out their best episode.
Please keep making onion type news stories Slime. I think youd kill it with a youtube channel doing stories like that
Ludwig attempts to kill Aiden in the first 30 seconds. Nice.
Slime has become the lizard person who eats babies and is subservient to his big brother overlords. Can't believe he sold out 😔
one of the best episodes in recent memory, audio listeners rise up Prayge
Due to very specific circumstances, the only Chinese I can speak is exclusively PUBG callouts.
Great episode and a good synapse of the poker stream!
The poker stream was the most captivating stream I've seen since subathon days. Actually so funny and entertaining because it was surreal to watch them bet 50,000 dollars on off-suit 7-2
slime thinking he looks bad when i genuinely had the conscious thought while watching the clip "damn, slime looks good" is nuts.
It's so funny that when Ludwig was debating the universality of OK he chose Botswana, where English is an official language, and Sri Lanka where the majority of the population speaks English (and usually one of two other languages)
15:01 aimen sounding like shaggy FRFR
I almost peed my pants at "if they're dead" I love Slime so much
yeah the poker stream was so good. did not think i would watch it as much as i did i usually hate watching poker and this had me glued
With each podcast episode my opinion of Slime either skyrockets or tanks
"ancient guns" sounds like a wu tang album
very relieved to see episode numbers still thriving in the thumbnail 🙏🏻
as a late viewer i’ve gone and binged a lot of these, this by far is my favourite. back to back bangers
"if they're dead" is the most unhinged thing slime has said on the yard to date lmaoooooo
one of the strongest starts to an episode ive ever seen
I have that existential "am I funny" moment almost everyday
I stayed up until 7 am watching this stream, it was fantastic and this episode was a well anticipated follow up
I stayed up til 5 when I had work at 6 lolol
For Slime - A bit of plane knowledge if you didn't already learn it, what it sounded like happened when your plane aborted landing while really windy is called a No-Fault Go Around. It's actually pretty common, and essentially if the pilot feels like the landing is going to be unsafe or uncomfortable, they can decide to cancel their landing and try again without any questions or fault. This is done to not stress pilots into committing to unsafe landings because they might be questioned and pressured by their airlines.
I swear I had the same interaction with a friend judging and watching Dude Perfect. This must be a more common thing than I thought.
1:22:38
lol Lud and Aiden's reaction here
Oooh you know Lud was salivating the second this drama started creeping up
I had a dream before this episode came out that I was watching the yard and Aiden got married, and the other boys were making jokes about it. The whole time in my dream I was trying to work out how Aiden had gotten married so quickly, and why the others were so chill about it. Very bizarre.
1:00:10 I also think that coming up with a random funny story is a lot easier than making dry content funny on the fly, while not deviating.
Never thought I'd hear Bruce Greene's name in a Yard podcast lol
Ok I'm just noticing how small the number is getting in the thumbnail, this one it wouldn't have even been blocking anything I think it's just in spite of Ludwig at this point
8 minutes in and my tummy hurts. thats how you know
I’m in music/production and I can objectively clear this up.
Ludwig is a one take Jake; whereas,
Slime is a first take Frank.
I like how they manage to trigger aiden instantly without any buildup
Your thumbnail game is unholy
"Live free or die" is the hardest state motto of all time
ever since slime talked about messing around in the $1/2 streets way back when on some random ep of the yard i was eagerly waiting to see him on one of the LA poker live streams. Cannot believe he got the full poker brat experience LMAO
so excited to listen today
Favorite episode easily, all time legendary moments in this one 👌
“If they’re dead?” BRO LMFAO
Dead kid arc was rough but the poker arc was fire
Ive been watching streaming since it started and the poker stream was literally the best stream of all time.
just saw this one drop already know its gonna be JUUUUUICY.
Slime might be on to something, "If it's dead" could be a perfect get out of jail free card if used properly.
I really enjoyed the poker stream I stayed up almost the whole time and was attentive the entire time. I cant wait to see another
wow good job...what u want a prize ?
i spat out my cereal at "because they can't read numbers"
Aidens face after slime says "birthrates" is fucking hilarious lmfao.
I watched it like 7hrs from europe and was engaged to the stream the whole time it was the best stream I have watched
im split eyeing rn watching both this and ludwig's stream
I'm an aerospace engineer and can confirm I'm just waiting to share plane knowledge lol
They mentioned my name. what a great pod
I’m not surprised Ludwig went home with nearly half a mil, since if he had gone home without it the IRS hitmen would’ve taken everything he loves in this world
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1:08:18 Aiden and Nick’s NPC actions overlap
only just started the ep but noticed a bulb was out on the string lights behind nick, seems to be a blue one in between two lit red ones. will keep the masses updated if another broken bulb is spotted on set
There are so many great quotes in this podcast
Slime’s conspiracy is legit, and you wish it was a conspiracy
1:57 Not only is Ludwig taking the crust of his pb&j but he is also rocking the same drip as me
Been mainly listening on Spotify but have more recently been listening on UA-cam and Aidens comment deadass reminded me to sub lmao
The Yard Out Of Context is going to have a field day with 13:08
The thing on betting on people to die is straight up how deadpool got his name.
1:56 Ludwig peeling off the crust like a psycho
I love that there’s just no welcome to the yard and their names just show up
Ofc my mom comes in the house when I’m listening to the bear segment
slime's a content machine. so much funny baked into one man
I never considered the fact that you guys also listen to that it’s always Sunny podcast and that you were fans of that shout and now my worlds are colliding and I love it
Slime calling shot for shot that child labour is coming back is nuts
12 min in and i’m crying. banger ep
“I’m here for content” oh you got what you came for!!!
Great episode as always. This idea is straight up stolen from trash taste but I'd love for y'all to do a kind of best of the year at the anniversary but not just funny clips put together. Get nominations from the Audience for different categories, let them vote on it and make complete blind reactions on the clips and memes. Anyway thank you for the laughs and the great start for the weekend. Love from germany ♥️
As a Plane guy, YES. I always want to share plane knowledge.