Intro: Tonight, on CrashBoomPunk: There's a mysterious bulge in the middle of the highway, but that hasn't stopped thrillseekers from trying their luck, right here on Cars vs. Giant Bulge! An AE86 goes into the stratosphere and delivers smashed tofu, and a rider on a motorbike tries to play it safe, only to crash down hard. The hits just keep on coming on BeamNG Drive - Cars vs. Giant Bulge #1! Outro: Whatever happened to "think before you act"? Don't ask these simpletons, because for them, brain matter is the stuff left in the leg trap, and even the easiest tasks are hard for these stunt junkies. So if you don't wanna end up like these imbeciles, try learning from their stupid mistakes. After all, that's how you made it to the end of BeamNG Drive - Cars vs. Giant Bulge #1! Thanks for watching!
LOL!! Thanks so much for writing one more of your awesome intros and outros, bro!! My favorite part was the smashed tofu :D Stay awesome and safe, my friend!
Hey there! Time for new series: Cars vs Giant Bulge! Should I make more episodes for the series? If so, please share/Like the video and don’t forget to subscribe and enable the notification “Bell”! The next video will be up on Thursday. Thanks for watching 😉
There is a special CBP-Verse mini comic at the end of this episode. This episode on CBP: while speaking with Goode, it was noticeable that Twinkie was having difficulties. As time passes, it becomes clear that the redhead is having trouble thinking straight. Knowing where that situation is going, the old scientist tries his best to get his friend to snap out of it. “Twinkie? Twinkie! I know it’s hard for you right now, but you NEED to focus on my voice. You can fight this!”, said an almost panicked Goode. “Uhh?” “Twinkie, I know there’s some thoughts coming to your head that are not your own, you must not pay attention to them, okay?” “I’m trying to… dEsTrOy ThE eNeMy! Uhh…” “This is not good...” … Not too far from suspension Springs, Starman, Lee and Blaine are having trouble with a Horror Cube pursuing them. However, as they already know, things are never too bad to the point they cannot be any worse. “It might be a bad idea to come back to Suspension Springs now. Not only we’re coming empty handed, but we’re also bringing a cube with us!”, said Blaine, doing evasive maneuvers with his Hyper Bolide, hoping for the baddie to forget about his friends on the road. “Yeah, but in the open we’re doomed! We need some covers, and the buildings can do that for us. Our artifact hunt won’t happen if we’re toast!”, replied Starman. “I have an idea, guys. I’m from this town, I know every road and every grain of sand of this desert. Follow me!”, said Lee, seeming very resolute. … Not too far from all that, The Count and Marge are running their own convoy, along Dummieson. Observing more than doing, the nobleman still has doubts about the dummies’ ability to build things, think straight and follow orders. “Okay, Private Pratolina, you have a ‘special’ point of view when it comes to dummies…” “Yeah, your excellency… I think I know what you mean. You now I am half-dummy…” “Oh please, don’t take that as an insult, dear. It’s just that… We’re not meant to deal with them directly, so this entire situation is very uncomfortable for us, even politically.” “I understand…” “So, people say dummies sometimes can create their own vehicles, based on Pre-Big War technology. How do you think they… ARGH!” Just as they talked, the convoy is buzzed by a flying Hyper Bolide. “I think you have your answer even before finishing the question, eh?” What happens next? Stay tuned tot his channel to find out! Stay awesome! Today’s comic is all Twinkie. Read all the previous chapters at the CBP Story Repo! Comic: ibb.co/6W1HcsY
Ha ha - I love me some pancakes, but this is one expensive way to make 'em! (Unless you remembered your wings @7:38). Also - that dude @ 3;58 practically made it to the Moon!😲👏🏻
I was the one driving that blue pick-up, with the logs on back. All I can say is, thank goodness I had my seatbelt on!! I came out of it with just a sprained wrist!!
Crashboompunk every time you do a new series I always love them. Next video I'm going to write a new part of the Crashboompunkshow because it’s been a long time since I wrote the last one.
Intro:
Tonight, on CrashBoomPunk:
There's a mysterious bulge in the middle of the highway, but that hasn't stopped thrillseekers from trying their luck, right here on Cars vs. Giant Bulge!
An AE86 goes into the stratosphere and delivers smashed tofu, and a rider on a motorbike tries to play it safe, only to crash down hard.
The hits just keep on coming on BeamNG Drive - Cars vs. Giant Bulge #1!
Outro:
Whatever happened to "think before you act"? Don't ask these simpletons, because for them, brain matter is the stuff left in the leg trap, and even the easiest tasks are hard for these stunt junkies. So if you don't wanna end up like these imbeciles, try learning from their stupid mistakes. After all, that's how you made it to the end of BeamNG Drive - Cars vs. Giant Bulge #1! Thanks for watching!
LOL!! Thanks so much for writing one more of your awesome intros and outros, bro!!
My favorite part was the smashed tofu :D
Stay awesome and safe, my friend!
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Hey there! Time for new series: Cars vs Giant Bulge!
Should I make more episodes for the series? If so, please share/Like the video and don’t forget to subscribe and enable the notification “Bell”!
The next video will be up on Thursday. Thanks for watching 😉
My new fave series! Please continue.
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7:40 insert music from Toy Story here.
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1:03 When an Audi becomes a Flautti:
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You deserve a raise for all of these new series!
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There is a special CBP-Verse mini comic at the end of this episode.
This episode on CBP: while speaking with Goode, it was noticeable that Twinkie was having difficulties. As time passes, it becomes clear that the redhead is having trouble thinking straight. Knowing where that situation is going, the old scientist tries his best to get his friend to snap out of it.
“Twinkie? Twinkie! I know it’s hard for you right now, but you NEED to focus on my voice. You can fight this!”, said an almost panicked Goode.
“Uhh?”
“Twinkie, I know there’s some thoughts coming to your head that are not your own, you must not pay attention to them, okay?”
“I’m trying to… dEsTrOy ThE eNeMy! Uhh…”
“This is not good...”
…
Not too far from suspension Springs, Starman, Lee and Blaine are having trouble with a Horror Cube pursuing them. However, as they already know, things are never too bad to the point they cannot be any worse.
“It might be a bad idea to come back to Suspension Springs now. Not only we’re coming empty handed, but we’re also bringing a cube with us!”, said Blaine, doing evasive maneuvers with his Hyper Bolide, hoping for the baddie to forget about his friends on the road.
“Yeah, but in the open we’re doomed! We need some covers, and the buildings can do that for us. Our artifact hunt won’t happen if we’re toast!”, replied Starman.
“I have an idea, guys. I’m from this town, I know every road and every grain of sand of this desert. Follow me!”, said Lee, seeming very resolute.
…
Not too far from all that, The Count and Marge are running their own convoy, along Dummieson. Observing more than doing, the nobleman still has doubts about the dummies’ ability to build things, think straight and follow orders.
“Okay, Private Pratolina, you have a ‘special’ point of view when it comes to dummies…”
“Yeah, your excellency… I think I know what you mean. You now I am half-dummy…”
“Oh please, don’t take that as an insult, dear. It’s just that… We’re not meant to deal with them directly, so this entire situation is very uncomfortable for us, even politically.”
“I understand…”
“So, people say dummies sometimes can create their own vehicles, based on Pre-Big War technology. How do you think they… ARGH!”
Just as they talked, the convoy is buzzed by a flying Hyper Bolide.
“I think you have your answer even before finishing the question, eh?”
What happens next? Stay tuned tot his channel to find out!
Stay awesome! Today’s comic is all Twinkie. Read all the previous chapters at the CBP Story Repo!
Comic: ibb.co/6W1HcsY
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Absolutely real city bulge :D We've got one like this in our city) 😁😁😁
LOL XD
Let's hope people are going a bit slower there :D
Thanks for watching bro!
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Thanks bro! :)
3:53 OMG a meotrite is coming towards earth!
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2:50 3:10 mission passed respect 4:40 another one have passed 5:37 one more 7:22 nice 7:48 haha
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0:24 Holy hot damn.
7:47 “Hey, Buzz! You’re flying!” “This isn’t flying, this is falling, with style!”
1:03 When an Audi becomes a Flautti (fl-ow-dee; flat)
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Hi bro 👋👋👋
the supra survived....that's all i needed
I saw the first shot and instantly liked the vid. :) [Later - so many great shots!]
Hey friend! Thank you so much for watching and for your epic support! :D
Stay awesome and safe!
Buttered the landing on that last one!
great vid....I was laughing out loud
Glad you enjoyed, my friend! Thank you very much :)
I like how they crash 🤣🤣🤣
Meanwhile me (just got phone back) and instantly gets on UA-cam to see if he posts
Thank you so much for doing so, my friend! You're awesome :)
The Genius of killing time🤣
Haha! Thanks for watching my videos bro :)
It was good meeting up with this content I loved it
Awesome! I'm glad you're having fun, bro! Thanks for watching :)
When cars fly I was like weeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Thanks for watching early, bro! :)
Ha ha - I love me some pancakes, but this is one expensive way to make 'em! (Unless you remembered your wings @7:38). Also - that dude @ 3;58 practically made it to the Moon!😲👏🏻
Haha! Yeap, that was an insane jump! Just like a SpaceX rocket, except it didn't land :D
Thanks once again, my dear friend! XD
Need something with wings
1:03 Oh my gosh!
I’ve returned! Epic as usual my friend!
3:50 Gentlemen, we have lift off.
Yes 😚
Hey crash boom punk long time no see Anyway have a good thanksgiving God bless
You too, buddy! Thanks a lot for watching and commenting :)
@@CrashBoomPunk np
I’m the only one who laugh high when this cars fly in the air?
These cars requires parachute than airbags 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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You're fast again, bro! #2 🥈
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You have more subscribers than modest pelican. That's insane to think about
Cool! Didn’t know that :))
Thanks for stopping by and commenting buddy!
Imagine crashing the game while filmimg, don't know if you remember me just took a break from BEAMNG for a while
Thankfully, the game rarely crashes if you know what could make it crash beforehand :-))
Welcome back, buddy, thanks for stopping by again!
What did the moon say to the earth?
Is that a bulge in your ocean or are you just happy to sea me
LOL XD
You are totally INSANE 😂
Crashboompunk Im late how is your day did you get to see the Dodge charger and the Ford mustang let me know if you reply 😀😃😨
Hey buddy! Thanks for stopping by again :)
Did you search for those in the forums and the official repository?
PLEASE DO THIS WITH THE MOON GRAVITY
OK, I'm gonna do it ;)
Thanks for the suggestion and for watching, my friend!
2:08 How the Smart was invented
4:30 My face when I saw that tank recklessly driving at that fast of a speed, AND drifting: 😲
I was the one driving that blue pick-up, with the logs on back. All I can say is, thank goodness I had my seatbelt on!! I came out of it with just a sprained wrist!!
Haha XD
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"This vid is sponsored by SpaceX and Tesla"
Jokes aside nice vid maybe you could do something with props
3:45 Equipe Rocket decolando de novo!
Crashboompunk every time you do a new series I always love them. Next video I'm going to write a new part of the Crashboompunkshow because it’s been a long time since I wrote the last one.
Looks like earth is aroused.
1:20 the police siren likes nfs hot pursuit when a 2nd police car Chases racer and try to bust.