How to pick your favorite marble team.

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  • @ThesaurusDinosaurus
    @ThesaurusDinosaurus  4 роки тому +105

    100,000 views? Sweet.

    • @speedy446
      @speedy446 4 роки тому +2

      If only all of them would subscribe

    • @JC_Edits_Official
      @JC_Edits_Official 4 роки тому

      Nice

    • @FriendlyGaijin
      @FriendlyGaijin 3 роки тому

      man, jelle shoukd hired you to do analyst on his channel. you describe it very interesting

  • @bugglest0n
    @bugglest0n 4 роки тому +1073

    Some dude on the Internet: calls the Pinkies trash
    Me: never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

    • @eggrit3
      @eggrit3 4 роки тому +13

      james acaster is a pinkies fan no doubt about it

    • @greenrandall143
      @greenrandall143 4 роки тому +6

      Lol this is the best comment on the Video

    • @keytostart7053
      @keytostart7053 4 роки тому +4

      @@eggrit3 nah he is a woho wollers fan

    • @jejeakle
      @jejeakle 4 роки тому +4

      Agreed. I’m a fan of the snowballs but the pinkies are a secondary

    • @gailb5927
      @gailb5927 4 роки тому +9

      I supported the pinkies since the first event I watched, and I have endured taunts from my brother. (Who is an orangers fan) since, well, ever.

  • @Lngbrdninjamasta
    @Lngbrdninjamasta 4 роки тому +1135

    I remember the firing of the coach of the oceananics mid game

    • @LesbianPretzel
      @LesbianPretzel 4 роки тому +34

      Same, it was hilarious!

    • @vihaandumir1649
      @vihaandumir1649 4 роки тому +40

      @@LesbianPretzel That was hilarious and...also kind of sad

    • @IcaroCamposdeAPinto
      @IcaroCamposdeAPinto 4 роки тому +12

      When did it happen again? I need to see this.

    • @Lngbrdninjamasta
      @Lngbrdninjamasta 4 роки тому +25

      @@IcaroCamposdeAPinto last year, mid-slalom ride after the tragic accident where two separate members of the oceanic team fell

    • @spoookyspencer
      @spoookyspencer 4 роки тому +24

      he should've been fired the season before. he was hanging on by a thread

  • @Nuclear_Gandhi
    @Nuclear_Gandhi 4 роки тому +371

    How to pick your favorite marble team:
    "Hey, this color looks neat!"

    • @MichaelOKC
      @MichaelOKC 4 роки тому +15

      The funny thing is, back when I was just beginning to watch the NFL, it's why I started out as a Ram's fan... They had the coolest helmets! Lol!

    • @jacoblord1368
      @jacoblord1368 4 роки тому +1

      Michael Annino look at them now lol

    • @tomassanz2003
      @tomassanz2003 4 роки тому +5

      That’s how I chose the savage speeders

    • @jacoblord1368
      @jacoblord1368 4 роки тому +2

      Tomas Sanz they have the ugliest colors that’s why i hate them and of course they have to be the best team

    • @maztergamer1016
      @maztergamer1016 4 роки тому +2

      Me: "galactic looks cool"

  • @mollybaker957
    @mollybaker957 4 роки тому +795

    “Mellow yellow is a strong team”
    Marble League 2020 “are you sure a bout that?”

    • @IONATVS
      @IONATVS 4 роки тому +37

      Yeah...this year they’re keeping it a but TOO mellow

    • @xray8270
      @xray8270 4 роки тому +13

      NOOOOOOOOO MY 2ND FAVORITE TEAM SUCKS THIS YEAR

    • @RyanThompson-ff9zt
      @RyanThompson-ff9zt 4 роки тому +12

      The comeback will happen. They placed bronze today

    • @phoenixadeney732
      @phoenixadeney732 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @alifsaleh6864
      @alifsaleh6864 4 роки тому +5

      They're last again.

  • @lauren9131
    @lauren9131 4 роки тому +124

    “It’s like watching a train wreck happen at 2 miles an hour over the course of four years”

  • @Silvarret
    @Silvarret 4 роки тому +622

    This is an amazing video. But I feel like you're missing out on the reason real kings choose a team: they like the color/design of the marbles. Hazers all the way, they look cool.

    • @emmacornbread8768
      @emmacornbread8768 4 роки тому +40

      Me, watching the Marble League 2019 qualifiers which popped up in my recommended: He hoo Hazers pretty

    • @sirpineofapple6977
      @sirpineofapple6977 4 роки тому +18

      I chose the Speeders for that exact reason. Lucky me
      Hazers look cool too, so do Galactic and Midnight Wisps imo, but I like the dark red

    • @pebblepabble554
      @pebblepabble554 4 роки тому +9

      Basically why i’m supporting o’rangers

    • @firebrain2991
      @firebrain2991 4 роки тому +7

      Honestly I just chose a green marble, until I ended up hating the limers for some reason, now I'm a momo/JJ fan, with a decent liking to Green Ducks cuz at least *they* can win shit

    • @lNDOMlNUS
      @lNDOMlNUS 4 роки тому +12

      Wait SILV watches jelled marbles runs???? Man my worlds are colliding

  • @jaketepsa6523
    @jaketepsa6523 4 роки тому +205

    1:11 Balls of Chaos
    1:42 Chocolatiers
    2:05 Crazy Cat's Eyes
    2:35 Green Ducks
    3:10 Hazers
    3:44 Indigo Stars
    4:00 Jawbreakers
    4:41 Jungle Jumpers
    5:04 Limers
    5:31 Midnight Wisps
    5:50 Mellow Yellow
    6:40 O'rangers
    7:15 Oceanics
    8:21 Pinkies
    9:22 Raspberry Racers
    9:58 Rojo Rollers
    10:21 Savage Speeders
    10:47 Team Galagtic
    11:14 Team Momo
    11:57 Team Primary
    12:16 Thunderbolts

    • @zPieEater
      @zPieEater 4 роки тому

      Bless your heart

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 4 роки тому +1

      #QUACKATTACK!

    • @mohitramnani
      @mohitramnani 4 роки тому +1

      Damn it, I wish I went to the comments section earlier (Team Momo fan)

    • @DdW85
      @DdW85 4 роки тому +1

      Please put 'team' in front of Galactic, Momo and Primary. I can't handle that you're breaking the alphabetical order.

    • @jaketepsa6523
      @jaketepsa6523 4 роки тому +2

      @@DdW85 fixed it

  • @8Bitnoobgamer
    @8Bitnoobgamer 4 роки тому +78

    "It's more ugly duckling that grows up into an ugly duck"
    Christ man

  • @MegTalksGlee
    @MegTalksGlee 4 роки тому +117

    You missed the most obvious one, people who support team Momo just because of that horrific injury

    • @AhthoGames
      @AhthoGames 4 роки тому +19

      Meg Morrell I can’t believe I have to see this comment as a Team Momo fan, only because it’s mostly true.

    • @Suchega_Uber
      @Suchega_Uber 4 роки тому +17

      Not going to lie, the first time I watched it I felt a little queasy. It took a few seconds to remember they are inanimate. Even now it is still a hell of a moment.

    • @tecwynjones6532
      @tecwynjones6532 3 роки тому +6

      I don't support them fully, but after that incident I completely respect them.

  • @piros100
    @piros100 4 роки тому +428

    I didn't get any of your refernces to real sports teams, but can confirm that your analysis of the marbles teams is spot on.
    #QuackAttack

    • @keytostart7053
      @keytostart7053 4 роки тому +11

      Meh, he missed several teams entirely and kinda glossed over a few of the OG teams like momo, primary, thunderbolts....

    • @brysonbrooks5326
      @brysonbrooks5326 4 роки тому +10

      #quackattack you're the first ducks fan I've been able to find in any social media

    • @jcdrummerz96
      @jcdrummerz96 4 роки тому +4

      @@brysonbrooks5326 Another ducks fan here!

    • @brysonbrooks5326
      @brysonbrooks5326 4 роки тому +4

      @@jcdrummerz96 hell yeah, ducks of a feather

    • @josephballas3379
      @josephballas3379 4 роки тому +3

      #QuackAttack let's go!

  • @snelleplanga3894
    @snelleplanga3894 4 роки тому +61

    9:03 casual reminder that both Oceanics and Pinkies managed to end below a team that DIDNT FINISH THE EVENT

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708 4 роки тому +129

    I was Intrigued seeing this video about marble league but when you described yourself as a Great Value Urinating tree is when i truly got invested. I found my people

  • @moogamooga2100
    @moogamooga2100 4 роки тому +37

    Guy I’ve never heard of: Balls of Chaos are sketchy.
    Me: HOW DARE YOU!
    Also me: He’s right about every other team though.
    Also-also me suddenly realizing my own loyalty-blindness: Oh my gosh, so THIS is what it’s like for sports fans.

  • @cactusguy4363
    @cactusguy4363 4 роки тому +230

    Momo in a nutshell: who am I?
    I feel personally attacked

    • @iismitch55
      @iismitch55 4 роки тому +29

      Team Momo means watching a bunch of marbles constantly get injured year in and year out only to be glad they are competing for a middle of the pack finish. Everyone feels so bad for them that when they succeed everyone cheers them on.

    • @Solinaru
      @Solinaru 4 роки тому +16

      Team Momo: We're never last place!

    • @ops26jn1
      @ops26jn1 4 роки тому +5

      They are so confusing. Just when you say f it, it's less heartbreaking to be a Raspberry Racers fan, Momo pick themselves up. And when you start feeling proud to be cheering for them, they are in the bottom for five races in a row.

    • @jacobg6628
      @jacobg6628 4 роки тому +9

      But... the individual names are Mo, Momo, Momomo, and Momomomo... How can I not root for them?! They always bend but never break... rhetorically speaking. Plus, they are responsible for all teams needing a 5th marble. Team Momo has given us so much! You better respect.

    • @deliaklager766
      @deliaklager766 4 роки тому +1

      I came here to find out who they are only to find out that they haven't found out!

  • @wallaccefan5704
    @wallaccefan5704 4 роки тому +54

    Can't fool me, this is a roast of mainstream sports leagues in disguise!

  • @muckiwoltz9939
    @muckiwoltz9939 4 роки тому +240

    As a proud Oceaniacs fan, I must say that you're totally right and I laughed so hard at the religion pun😂😂😂😂

    • @connormignault4748
      @connormignault4748 4 роки тому +10

      #TidePride #RideTheWave We could use some more fans! The comeback is happening soon... I promise... right....?

    • @muckiwoltz9939
      @muckiwoltz9939 4 роки тому +1

      @@connormignault4748 I believe in it💯😁

    • @muckiwoltz9939
      @muckiwoltz9939 4 роки тому

      What else is left to do?

    • @connormignault4748
      @connormignault4748 4 роки тому +3

      Mucki Woltz Well... getting out of 15th place would be a good start 😔

    • @conorcoughlin9065
      @conorcoughlin9065 4 роки тому +2

      #TidePride they will be my team until the end

  • @jenner2239
    @jenner2239 4 роки тому +45

    “calling them garbage would insult the garbage” 🤣

    • @ducttapeanddreams
      @ducttapeanddreams 4 роки тому +2

      Last league they medaled multiple times, more than you can say for the Oceanics

    • @MarbleTube_
      @MarbleTube_ 3 роки тому

      @@ducttapeanddreams oceanics just had 1 garbage year 3 mediocre, and 2 good. Pinkies had only 1 good year and 4 garbage

    • @wtfisgoingonrightnow69420
      @wtfisgoingonrightnow69420 3 роки тому +1

      @@MarbleTube_ For Oceanics, don't you mean 1 garbage, 3 mediocre, 1 good? As of today now 2 garbage because they not only failed to qualify but had to absolutely embarrass themselves to do it.

  • @Cullencarry
    @Cullencarry 4 роки тому +229

    "you're probably a fan of any Boston sports"
    Ah so that's why I hate the Savage Speeders so much

    • @alexflores4458
      @alexflores4458 4 роки тому

      I didn't understood that reference, can you explain it?

    • @eduardomoser2823
      @eduardomoser2823 4 роки тому +2

      I really don't like any boston team, but i do like the speeders lol

    • @raymondwhatley9954
      @raymondwhatley9954 4 роки тому +11

      Speeders are Cheaters

    • @angelagunn7986
      @angelagunn7986 4 роки тому +6

      No lie detected. Wonder how the Speeders will find a way to under-inflate a marble?

    • @robertderkinderen8928
      @robertderkinderen8928 4 роки тому +14

      speeder haters are just jealous that there team fails. except if it´s an oranger´s fan.

  • @bananagram8495
    @bananagram8495 4 роки тому +23

    When choosing my team I went with my favorite color, but stayed for the best chant in all of sports,
    OoooooooooOooooooOoooooooooooOoooooooOoooOooooOooooOoooooooooooooooOoooooooOooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooOoooOoooooooooOooOoOoOOoOoOoOoooooooooooOoooooOoooooooooooOooooooooooOooooooooOOOOooooooooOooOooOOOooooooooooooOoooOooooooooOoooO

    • @MostlyOneHanded
      @MostlyOneHanded 2 роки тому

      ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @Simbel_82
      @Simbel_82 6 місяців тому

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @snowykaze
    @snowykaze 4 роки тому +497

    Snowballs are so bad, they don’t even qualify for this list.

    • @riri3531
      @riri3531 4 роки тому +44

      Except in M1. Where Snowy is a god and Snowflake an idiot.

    • @mathieul8722
      @mathieul8722 4 роки тому

      😭😭

    • @hughburroughs
      @hughburroughs 4 роки тому +3

      It's all Snowflake

    • @dislexyc
      @dislexyc 4 роки тому +17

      @@riri3531 still not as bad as Mary

    • @maxboerner3247
      @maxboerner3247 4 роки тому

      Minty maniacs too

  • @andrewdavis4295
    @andrewdavis4295 4 роки тому +38

    Me: * looking for a team to root for because the liners don't qualify*
    Discount urinating tree: if youre a fan of the New York Yank-
    Me: go midnight wisps!

  • @spoookyspencer
    @spoookyspencer 4 роки тому +40

    hey, the hazers are just happy to take the podium. we dont need to win, just to AMAZE #hazeamaze

    • @liammiddleton5716
      @liammiddleton5716 4 роки тому +5

      Mandatory scroll down to the Hazers response and like.
      Well that's my day done, wonder what i'll do tomorrow.

    • @PennRail
      @PennRail 4 роки тому

      The Hazers are the Garrett Hilbert ( Purple Dude Perfect guy) of the Marble League

  • @BananaManSlam
    @BananaManSlam 4 роки тому +44

    I'll always be an Oceanic *cries*

  • @Loogaroo1
    @Loogaroo1 4 роки тому +90

    Savage Speeder fans also root for Darth Vader, Voldemort and the kid who tells the teacher she forgot to give the class homework.

    • @chiefrief2940
      @chiefrief2940 4 роки тому +2

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Rg-fp2vg
      @Rg-fp2vg 4 роки тому +2

      Honesty we do

    • @Mr.9
      @Mr.9 4 роки тому +1

      No I don't
      I mainly became a fan cause of their beautiful performance in M1

    • @pkdonkey789
      @pkdonkey789 4 роки тому +7

      hey man, i started rooting for them back in 2016 because of how different their marbles were from every else's :(

    • @playout4630
      @playout4630 4 роки тому +1

      The guy is saltier than the 7 seas lol

  • @ThePlumAbides
    @ThePlumAbides 4 роки тому +6

    Covid ending sports for all of 2020 was the best thing to happen for Marble racing

  • @misteralt3117
    @misteralt3117 4 роки тому +2

    Mellow Yellow as Atlanta Falcons was the most offensive yet fitting comparison I've ever seen.

  • @darnokx9277
    @darnokx9277 4 роки тому +46

    Came for John Oliver, stayed for the marbles. This was hilarious, well done!

    • @insertname1841
      @insertname1841 3 роки тому

      John Oliver is boring. Get out of night shows and see the real world (and entertainment)

  • @Lillith.
    @Lillith. 4 роки тому +106

    Who are these human sports teams?

    • @cattycats4
      @cattycats4 4 роки тому +3

      I think he meant Marbula one

  • @solrm122
    @solrm122 4 роки тому +96

    I like crazy cats eye because you can tell the marbles apart, lol Go CCE to win it all in 2020!

  • @RetepAdam
    @RetepAdam 4 роки тому +5

    It's simple. You pick the Midnight Wisps and perpetually roast Team Primary.

  • @trevorperkins4585
    @trevorperkins4585 4 роки тому +3

    Comparing the speeders to "any Boston sports" is the most accurate statement I've heard all day

  • @rendjik
    @rendjik 4 роки тому +261

    you forgot Kobalts Snowballs Shining Swarm Minty maniacs Bumblebees Turtle sliders and the Hornets

    • @literallyafrog5716
      @literallyafrog5716 4 роки тому +18

      12:56 bud 12:56

    • @LesbianPretzel
      @LesbianPretzel 4 роки тому +9

      Shut up they haven't existed for years. Except the Minty Maniacs, Bumblebees, and Hornets, who (spoiler alert) qualified for Marble League 2020.

    • @jube.does.music.
      @jube.does.music. 4 роки тому +16

      You forgot Quicksilvers and Team Plasma but everyone forgets about them

    • @FightingTorque411
      @FightingTorque411 4 роки тому +19

      Overlooking the Minties seems particularly unfortunate now. How am I supposed to know how to feel about their recent performances?!

    • @keytostart7053
      @keytostart7053 4 роки тому +11

      @@FightingTorque411 minty maniacs are the new shiny kids on the block with all the backing. They're a great team for anyone supporting a red bull franchise

  • @FalgaiaRT
    @FalgaiaRT 4 роки тому +26

    As a Primary stan I can confirm that existence is suffering and Mary needs to retire already so that Prim can take over.

    • @ChadSimplicio
      @ChadSimplicio 4 роки тому +1

      Don't mention Mary for the rest of the year...please. 😝 (Ref. Marbula One S1)

    • @kristenladue1395
      @kristenladue1395 4 роки тому +2

      It truly disappoints me that they failed to qualify for the marblelympics. I have replaced them with the crazy cat's eyes for the current competition and I don't care what he says, they are doing well.

    • @walrus3071
      @walrus3071 4 роки тому +1

      I love primary man...but Mary tests my patience

    • @miguelriverafarias5459
      @miguelriverafarias5459 4 роки тому

      Dude, Mary sucks. They would really stand a chance if they get rid of her.

    • @James-pb8xu
      @James-pb8xu 4 роки тому

      Prim was probably the 2nd best player behind Snowy in the M1. Put the team on his back and brought them to 7th all on his own. Speedy and Smoggy had powerful teammates to back them up, and every other team had players who also contributed. Mary did absolutely jack, literally 0 points.
      Only behind Snowy because snowy was an Egyptian God that got 1st, 2nd twice, and 3rd, with a fast lap and a pole position, with the second highest points behind speed by one.

  • @RyanJilbert
    @RyanJilbert 4 роки тому +287

    I am legit a Manchester United fan AND an O’rangers fan.

    • @Gorgoj
      @Gorgoj 4 роки тому +3

      Same! And in my country, my team is orange and black colors.

    • @yee3143
      @yee3143 4 роки тому +13

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Insert-thing-here-Fan
      @Insert-thing-here-Fan 4 роки тому +7

      #GORANGERS

    • @za6480
      @za6480 4 роки тому +6

      same. OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

    • @roqu0794
      @roqu0794 4 роки тому +5

      I respect the utd but you need to FEAR THE NIGHT COME ON THE MIDNIGHT WISPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jacklogansmith7646
    @jacklogansmith7646 4 роки тому +31

    As a fan of the Crazy Cat's Eyes, that is 100% accurate.

    • @benodriscoll4617
      @benodriscoll4617 4 роки тому

      Yeah. But hopefully they don't blow their current 2nd place position on the table after event 7

    • @vam-hero2932
      @vam-hero2932 4 роки тому

      Space2123 we in third now bois. Looks like it’s downhill from here

    • @benodriscoll4617
      @benodriscoll4617 4 роки тому

      @@vam-hero2932
      Uh oh. We need to get a podium finish at least

    • @Mr-Noro
      @Mr-Noro 4 роки тому

      @@benodriscoll4617 So painful 5th position with only 1 event left

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodsm4708 4 роки тому

      Especially this year

  • @Dogerain
    @Dogerain 4 роки тому +121

    What the hell?? I'm an avid Orangers fan since the beginning and also a Manchester United fan, how did you do it?!! Oh I almost forgot.... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @keytostart7053
      @keytostart7053 4 роки тому +3

      Because your a glory supporter 🙌

    • @bjdmcvxd7542
      @bjdmcvxd7542 4 роки тому +2

      You did it because there are so many Manchester United fans

    • @keytostart7053
      @keytostart7053 4 роки тому +2

      @@bjdmcvxd7542 and its the only football team americans know of.

    • @j_bad1032
      @j_bad1032 4 роки тому

      nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @nfrandom007
      @nfrandom007 4 роки тому

      @@keytostart7053 Liverpool is another one

  • @okram2k
    @okram2k 4 роки тому +896

    Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @McEvilOne
    @McEvilOne 4 роки тому +3

    It's like watching a train wreck at 2 MPH over the course of 4 years...
    That line killed me!!! LOL!!!

  • @pepsakdoek1029
    @pepsakdoek1029 4 роки тому +19

    Since Jelle is from the Netherlands, I have a feeling they have a bias for the O'rangers.

    • @richardgeleijnse1504
      @richardgeleijnse1504 4 роки тому +4

      I am Dutch too, but not a big fan of the Royal family.. Mellow Yellow for me!

  • @elderberry851
    @elderberry851 4 роки тому +4

    My friend: “What?? They didn’t go through all the teams!”
    Thesaurus Dinosaurus: “If your team wasn’t mentioned it’s because the Orangers are the only team that matters”

  • @fourthpanda
    @fourthpanda 4 роки тому +31

    Forgetting Minty Manics? I feel personally attacked.

  • @absqrb
    @absqrb 4 роки тому +2

    THIS IS GLORIOUS HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS EARLIER

    • @absqrb
      @absqrb 4 роки тому

      Can't believe you called me a patriots fan. WHAT THE FUUU------

  • @marbleracingstudios9552
    @marbleracingstudios9552 4 роки тому +19

    I’m a Balls of Chaos guy. You described my team so well.

    • @orangeanarchy235
      @orangeanarchy235 4 роки тому +2

      agreed #LetChaosReign

    • @WondrousPurple
      @WondrousPurple 4 роки тому +1

      It was spot on, yes! #LeTCHaOSrEIgn

    • @SaraSG1
      @SaraSG1 4 роки тому +2

      Well we're never bored! #LetChaosReign

    • @alt6610
      @alt6610 4 роки тому

      yeah, It was super accurate #LetChaosReign

    • @user-hj8yf3hr4i
      @user-hj8yf3hr4i 4 роки тому

      Oh shit im not alone! Hahaha
      #letchaosreign

  • @thewillkessler
    @thewillkessler 4 роки тому +1

    Holy crap, nailed it. Just got my Hazers tshirt and i put it in my drawer next to my vikes shirt, lol

  • @kevinhamburger8605
    @kevinhamburger8605 4 роки тому +1

    I must say, Thank you for giving the Green Ducks the magnificent introduction we deserve.

  • @RomanQrr
    @RomanQrr 4 роки тому +6

    So last year I went into watching the marble ohlympics without any research and the first team I started rooting for were the Oceanics. Now I'm a Crazy Cat's Eye fan.

  • @JFrombaugh
    @JFrombaugh 4 роки тому +2

    If you're a Team Galactic fan, you're probably also a fan of Pokemon Diamond & Pearl, and are anxiously awaiting remakes of those games that seem unlikely to ever come at this point.

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 3 роки тому

      I come from the future.
      can't wait for 'em to win.

  • @Skaz1hiphop
    @Skaz1hiphop 4 роки тому +7

    This is a great video it actually lined up perfectly to my sports preference lol

  • @FaZVortex
    @FaZVortex 4 роки тому

    I live in Massachusetts so I’m a huge Boston and New England sports fan. And I’ve liked the Savage Speeders since I started watching Jelles Marble Racing. This mans description on every team is literally spot on.

  • @ELPicko2
    @ELPicko2 4 роки тому +18

    The only team: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez 4 роки тому

      Though your team is currently killin it, QUACK QUACK!!!

  • @dieseljester
    @dieseljester 4 роки тому +1

    OMG... This has been popping up on my suggestions list for the longest time and I've finally clicked on it. Now I'm wondering what has taken so long for me to watch it! LOL. This is pure gold and is indeed up there with the smack talk that UT does! Keep up the good work and I hope to see you cover the Marblelympics 2020!

  • @calebknapp8539
    @calebknapp8539 4 роки тому +6

    Me, an Oceanics fan: Hey we got 3rd in 2018... *cries softly in the background*

  • @sonicscrewdrivr5964
    @sonicscrewdrivr5964 4 роки тому

    As a long time sports and marble league fan I was shocked by how accurate this is. I figured it would be a bad video trying to cash in on the jon oliver hype train. Nope. Solid stuff. Perfect analysis of the teams and fan base. I can't believe you knew I am a Red Wings fan. Crazy.

  • @bridgerbuck9827
    @bridgerbuck9827 4 роки тому +8

    Why do I never see comments for the Raspberry Racers? I'm starting to think I'm the only one :(

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 3 роки тому

      or Team Galactic. We're so mediocre that no one wants to even show themselves now.

  • @juffan
    @juffan 4 роки тому +1

    Orangers are the Montreal Canadiens. Super passionate fans with a long legacy. Oceanics are the Toronto Maple Leafs. A team with a long legacy of disappointment but with a fan base who doesn't realize it.

  • @Cyphule
    @Cyphule 4 роки тому +8

    Hazers all the way!
    Minty Maniacs are pretty cool too

  • @Mxtthew24
    @Mxtthew24 4 роки тому +1

    Him: doesn’t mention Cleveland for awhile
    Finally does: of course it’s a roast.

  • @MrJethroha
    @MrJethroha 4 роки тому +22

    Savage Speeders are the most consistently good team in the league. You don't know if another team is good unless they're competing with the Speeders. They're not totally dominant like the Patriots where they always win, but they're always up there. They're like guardians of the podium keeping the riff raff out of the top three.

    • @sark0283
      @sark0283 4 роки тому +7

      Savage Cheaters you mean. Never forget

    • @EricSundquistKC
      @EricSundquistKC 4 роки тому +6

      Jelle will never own up to it, but they have been trying to dodge accusations of doping for years.

    • @sark0283
      @sark0283 4 роки тому +4

      @@EricSundquistKC Doping accusations, matchfixing, straight out early starts.... always a team wrapped in controversy.
      Sad to see the officials covering it up because they are popular

    • @owenphillips6421
      @owenphillips6421 4 роки тому +2

      Booooooo, the speeders are sucking major wind this year.

    • @noahsmith3720
      @noahsmith3720 4 роки тому +1

      Ooooooooooo

  • @l.i.a.m.b
    @l.i.a.m.b 4 роки тому

    I've been a Savage Speeders fan since all the way back in 2016. Watching them win so much is great

  • @hellofriends7852
    @hellofriends7852 4 роки тому +143

    I am a O'Rangers fan for 5 reasons:
    1. My favorite color is orange
    2. They're good, and ever since I started watching I thought they had no fanbase so k wanted to root for them
    3. The chant is so good, and distracts other teams while on the course
    4. They are long time rivals with the savage speeders, whom I hate. It started in 2017 after the comeback
    5. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    #GOOOOOOOOORANGERS

  • @kapten-awesome
    @kapten-awesome 4 роки тому +2

    I'm a raspberry racers ultras! The victory last night was so f***ing good!

  • @jessejames05
    @jessejames05 4 роки тому +4

    All you gotta do is bet on multiple teams so when a few disappoints, the others could rise
    My roster is galactic, pinkies, limers, green ducks, and bumblebees (none of which are doing very good currently)

  • @petervolmert2112
    @petervolmert2112 4 роки тому +1

    I am so glad I have made it to the analysis videos of Marble Racing😂

  • @lorindion6836
    @lorindion6836 4 роки тому +4

    Team Galactic! I know you will beat them all in the outdoor Events (if they will come) love you!

  • @johnhuffman9533
    @johnhuffman9533 4 роки тому

    As a lifelong fan of the Broncos who has the expected feelings towards the Raiders, you have put my Oceanics loyalty to the test here.

  • @gpturner0924
    @gpturner0924 4 роки тому +3

    That merger between Team Momo and Team Primary happened right after that injury to Momomomo... Great show of respect and sportsmanship from Primary. ;-)
    I think I have found the Five Points Vids and Urinating Tree of marble sports. Very entertaining, man!

  • @timfischer8165
    @timfischer8165 4 роки тому +2

    im so ready for this to be held in a stadium, might have riots between the oranger and speeder fans tho

  • @amphioxusanniversary
    @amphioxusanniversary 4 роки тому +6

    Go Balls of Chaos!
    5:00 Man I was hoping you'd mention the JJ partying so hard they forgot to show up for the final event one year!
    6:38 lol (Seriously, s/o for calling out racism and making it funny at the same time!)
    7:15 We do though!
    I don't know nothing about human sports, but you gave me some teams to check out thataway

  • @ChadSimplicio
    @ChadSimplicio 4 роки тому

    Through all the events going on in the world, marble sports like the JMR events have been the real constant, and they keep getting better.

  • @aganast
    @aganast 4 роки тому +7

    Amazing video. Some serious research was put here. That being said, I'm a huge SF Giants fan, but I absolutely hate the O'Rangers. Galactic force! Shoot for the stars!

  • @mattburke1869
    @mattburke1869 4 роки тому

    “sketchy teams getting really good out of really nowhere” is a great description of the Columbus Blue Jackets

  • @nolanbernier733
    @nolanbernier733 4 роки тому +8

    1) snowballs 2) orangers 3) mellow yellow... i like the full coloured marbles

    • @swanpride
      @swanpride 4 роки тому

      Well, sadly red is my favourite colour, and the Rojo rollers just never make it past the qualifiers.

  • @cedrics8042
    @cedrics8042 4 роки тому +2

    The minute he started talking about mellow yellow i knew he would mention the Atlanta falcons

  • @feralcatgirl
    @feralcatgirl 4 роки тому +37

    ❌no❌o'rangers❌
    the world has advanced beyond the need for o'rangers

    • @swanstarr1441
      @swanstarr1441 4 роки тому +2

      I wish

    • @Battlehawk62
      @Battlehawk62 4 роки тому +1

      😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

    • @AJKecsk
      @AJKecsk 4 роки тому +2

      You're wrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

  • @Whightknight16
    @Whightknight16 3 роки тому +1

    Rooting for the speeders and seeing them win is cathartic. Rooting for Team Momo and seeing them win just feels nice, take that however you want

  • @Imagine42Gaming
    @Imagine42Gaming 4 роки тому +6

    Oh my god apparently my years of being an Oakland A's fan subconsciously drew me to be a Balls of Chaos fan.
    Snarky statements aside, it was a bit spooky to hear that on the video as if my secrets have been witnessed.

    • @WondrousPurple
      @WondrousPurple 4 роки тому

      #LetChaosReign! It was a pretty apropos description of the team. Which is why I love 'em.

  • @sheldonman14
    @sheldonman14 4 роки тому +1

    A disappointed Hazers fan checking in

  • @DanialPowers
    @DanialPowers 4 роки тому +3

    Raspberry Racers!

  • @kalebburbine4056
    @kalebburbine4056 4 роки тому

    The success of the Orangers bandwagon feel nice when you have been a fan since 2016 because you just really liked saying "Kinnowin". I am starting to really like those green ducks though, just a nice aesthetic to see them on the field.

  • @turtlezpotatoz2247
    @turtlezpotatoz2247 4 роки тому +39

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @doodlegirl44
    @doodlegirl44 4 роки тому

    I GASPED when you mentioned the Seahawks with the Midnight Wisps. Absolutely spot on.

  • @quintonbarker1071
    @quintonbarker1071 4 роки тому +4

    I'm team galactic for sure. Though I like all the teams except for the O'Rangers and the Savage Speeders. Watching the rivalry from the outside is annoying lol

  • @binsoku6
    @binsoku6 4 роки тому +1

    Gotta put a foot down and defend Team Primary: you can NOT blame the last few seasons on the team as a whole, but rather on one member: *Mary*
    I don't care if she's Prim's sister, she SUCKS at every event she partakes in, shotgunned the team's chances in Marbula One and was STILL granted the honor of team captain in the 2020 qualifiers!

  • @danielmorgan1108
    @danielmorgan1108 4 роки тому +4

    Meanwhile I’m back here liking the whisps, oceanic, and thunderbolts cause they look cool and I like cool

  • @ericdigirolamo8904
    @ericdigirolamo8904 2 роки тому

    This is the only sport that I actually follow. I regret nothing.

  • @fandbcards6642
    @fandbcards6642 4 роки тому +4

    Where the raspberry racers fans at?

  • @graycalls
    @graycalls 4 роки тому

    Listen, the Green Ducks are having a downswing, but I believe in their ability to make a comeback!!

  • @bigboijimmyfungus
    @bigboijimmyfungus 4 роки тому +36

    step 1: choose Speeders
    step 2: be happy

    • @electric_boltsmarbleruns4705
      @electric_boltsmarbleruns4705 4 роки тому +4

      Step 1 : Choose Pinkies
      Step 2 : Suck it up

    • @agathaking4255
      @agathaking4255 4 роки тому +1

      Step 1: pick Oceanics
      Step 2: pray

    • @MChuck-
      @MChuck- 4 роки тому +3

      Step 1: Choose O'Rangers
      Step 2: be infuriated by their inconsistencies in the earlier rounds but then wonder how they got in the top 5 or close to top 5

    • @swanstarr1441
      @swanstarr1441 4 роки тому +3

      this aged

    • @adikkuchan
      @adikkuchan 4 роки тому

      Step 1: Choose Primary
      Step 2: Try not to cry

  • @KaSyl_Town
    @KaSyl_Town 4 роки тому +3

    Raspberry Racers are the only important team
    wish they'd get good this year tho. 4th place so far, we gotta win this year.

    • @magentalady
      @magentalady 4 роки тому +1

      Yea, we've had kind of a lackluster start haven't we? They kind of seem to just be going through the motions and not really putting any effort in.

  • @panjifig3097
    @panjifig3097 4 роки тому +14

    I dunno why, but I like Savage Speeders since the first time I saw JML 🙄

    • @robertderkinderen8928
      @robertderkinderen8928 4 роки тому +1

      Also they´re color scheme rocks! but the comments on the original marble(lympics)league 2016 finale was a show to behold.

    • @chiefrief2940
      @chiefrief2940 4 роки тому

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @walkeraustin8398
    @walkeraustin8398 4 роки тому +4

    When he said that the pinkies are like the sharks because they disappoint their fans I felt that. Go orangers.

    • @DGotliebVids
      @DGotliebVids 4 роки тому

      Except usually the sharks look like they are going to be great and then fall apart at the last second. Pinkies are just always terrible... Like the sabers

  • @DJDelta0
    @DJDelta0 4 роки тому +8

    As a huge NFL fan, UT fan, and Marble League fan... This was amazing. Thank you.

  • @AveryMilieu
    @AveryMilieu 4 роки тому

    Droll. Keep promoting this one! Marble Racing for all ages.

  • @ThomasFinegar
    @ThomasFinegar 4 роки тому +4

    Yellow always keeping it #mellow!!!!!!!!!

  • @spacemanandy2
    @spacemanandy2 4 роки тому

    Dude you nailed it... I'm a Broncos fan and have cheered for the Orangers since 2017 lol

  • @ppppp4641
    @ppppp4641 4 роки тому +8

    team boc, I've only started watching today yet I have a confusing and unconditional hatred for the o'rangers. damn single colour balls and their ability to win games

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 4 роки тому +3

      I don't know why but I, too, have an unyielding hatred for the O'Rangers. The team and their fans remind me of any Pittsburg team -- loud, obnoxious, insufferable, drunk, but still somehow finds away to walk (or roll) on two feet (a glassy surface).

  • @tobiaschaparro2372
    @tobiaschaparro2372 4 роки тому

    Seeing the Midnight Wisps win ML 2018 was legit surreal and a top 10 happiest day of my life.

  • @DougGlendower
    @DougGlendower 4 роки тому +10

    How to pick your team? Simple. Ask yourself, "Are the marbles orange?" If the answer is no, that is not the right team.

  • @ProgShell
    @ProgShell 3 роки тому +1

    This video predicted the outcome of Superbowl LV.