How to pick your favorite marble team.
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- Опубліковано 27 лип 2024
- 2021 Edition: • How to pick your favor...
This video is for all you newcomers looking for a JMR team to root for. I'm here to provide manufactured beef to give it that traditional sports feeling.
link to Jelle's Marble Runs: / @jellesmarbleruns
link to my Oceanics video: • The Oceanics: In Davy ...
link to the FRC review: • FRC Event Review: Hous...
00:00 Intro
01:11 Balls of Chaos
01:42 Chocolatiers
02:06 Crazy Cats' Eyes
02:35 Green Ducks
03:11 Hazers
03:45 Indigo Stars
04:01 Jawbreakers
04:41 Jungle Jumpers
05:04 Limers
05:31 Midnight Wisps
05:50 Mellow Yellow
06:40 O'rangers
07:15 Oceanics
08:21 Pinkies
09:22 Raspberry Racers
09:58 Rojo Rollers
10:21 Savage Speeders
10:47 Team Galactic
11:14 Team Momo
11:57 Team Primary
12:16 Thunderbolts
12:48 Outro
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100,000 views? Sweet.
If only all of them would subscribe
Nice
man, jelle shoukd hired you to do analyst on his channel. you describe it very interesting
I remember the firing of the coach of the oceananics mid game
Same, it was hilarious!
@@LesbianPretzel That was hilarious and...also kind of sad
When did it happen again? I need to see this.
@@IcaroCamposdeAPinto last year, mid-slalom ride after the tragic accident where two separate members of the oceanic team fell
he should've been fired the season before. he was hanging on by a thread
Some dude on the Internet: calls the Pinkies trash
Me: never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
james acaster is a pinkies fan no doubt about it
Lol this is the best comment on the Video
@@eggrit3 nah he is a woho wollers fan
Agreed. I’m a fan of the snowballs but the pinkies are a secondary
I supported the pinkies since the first event I watched, and I have endured taunts from my brother. (Who is an orangers fan) since, well, ever.
“Mellow yellow is a strong team”
Marble League 2020 “are you sure a bout that?”
Yeah...this year they’re keeping it a but TOO mellow
NOOOOOOOOO MY 2ND FAVORITE TEAM SUCKS THIS YEAR
The comeback will happen. They placed bronze today
🤣🤣🤣
They're last again.
How to pick your favorite marble team:
"Hey, this color looks neat!"
The funny thing is, back when I was just beginning to watch the NFL, it's why I started out as a Ram's fan... They had the coolest helmets! Lol!
Michael Annino look at them now lol
That’s how I chose the savage speeders
Tomas Sanz they have the ugliest colors that’s why i hate them and of course they have to be the best team
Me: "galactic looks cool"
“It’s like watching a train wreck happen at 2 miles an hour over the course of four years”
You missed the most obvious one, people who support team Momo just because of that horrific injury
Meg Morrell I can’t believe I have to see this comment as a Team Momo fan, only because it’s mostly true.
Not going to lie, the first time I watched it I felt a little queasy. It took a few seconds to remember they are inanimate. Even now it is still a hell of a moment.
I don't support them fully, but after that incident I completely respect them.
This is an amazing video. But I feel like you're missing out on the reason real kings choose a team: they like the color/design of the marbles. Hazers all the way, they look cool.
Me, watching the Marble League 2019 qualifiers which popped up in my recommended: He hoo Hazers pretty
I chose the Speeders for that exact reason. Lucky me
Hazers look cool too, so do Galactic and Midnight Wisps imo, but I like the dark red
Basically why i’m supporting o’rangers
Honestly I just chose a green marble, until I ended up hating the limers for some reason, now I'm a momo/JJ fan, with a decent liking to Green Ducks cuz at least *they* can win shit
Wait SILV watches jelled marbles runs???? Man my worlds are colliding
9:03 casual reminder that both Oceanics and Pinkies managed to end below a team that DIDNT FINISH THE EVENT
#trash
"It's more ugly duckling that grows up into an ugly duck"
Christ man
I didn't get any of your refernces to real sports teams, but can confirm that your analysis of the marbles teams is spot on.
#QuackAttack
Meh, he missed several teams entirely and kinda glossed over a few of the OG teams like momo, primary, thunderbolts....
#quackattack you're the first ducks fan I've been able to find in any social media
@@brysonbrooks5326 Another ducks fan here!
@@jcdrummerz96 hell yeah, ducks of a feather
#QuackAttack let's go!
As a proud Oceaniacs fan, I must say that you're totally right and I laughed so hard at the religion pun😂😂😂😂
#TidePride #RideTheWave We could use some more fans! The comeback is happening soon... I promise... right....?
@@connormignault4748 I believe in it💯😁
What else is left to do?
Mucki Woltz Well... getting out of 15th place would be a good start 😔
#TidePride they will be my team until the end
Guy I’ve never heard of: Balls of Chaos are sketchy.
Me: HOW DARE YOU!
Also me: He’s right about every other team though.
Also-also me suddenly realizing my own loyalty-blindness: Oh my gosh, so THIS is what it’s like for sports fans.
Momo in a nutshell: who am I?
I feel personally attacked
Team Momo means watching a bunch of marbles constantly get injured year in and year out only to be glad they are competing for a middle of the pack finish. Everyone feels so bad for them that when they succeed everyone cheers them on.
Team Momo: We're never last place!
They are so confusing. Just when you say f it, it's less heartbreaking to be a Raspberry Racers fan, Momo pick themselves up. And when you start feeling proud to be cheering for them, they are in the bottom for five races in a row.
But... the individual names are Mo, Momo, Momomo, and Momomomo... How can I not root for them?! They always bend but never break... rhetorically speaking. Plus, they are responsible for all teams needing a 5th marble. Team Momo has given us so much! You better respect.
I came here to find out who they are only to find out that they haven't found out!
1:11 Balls of Chaos
1:42 Chocolatiers
2:05 Crazy Cat's Eyes
2:35 Green Ducks
3:10 Hazers
3:44 Indigo Stars
4:00 Jawbreakers
4:41 Jungle Jumpers
5:04 Limers
5:31 Midnight Wisps
5:50 Mellow Yellow
6:40 O'rangers
7:15 Oceanics
8:21 Pinkies
9:22 Raspberry Racers
9:58 Rojo Rollers
10:21 Savage Speeders
10:47 Team Galagtic
11:14 Team Momo
11:57 Team Primary
12:16 Thunderbolts
Bless your heart
#QUACKATTACK!
Damn it, I wish I went to the comments section earlier (Team Momo fan)
Please put 'team' in front of Galactic, Momo and Primary. I can't handle that you're breaking the alphabetical order.
@@DdW85 fixed it
Can't fool me, this is a roast of mainstream sports leagues in disguise!
“calling them garbage would insult the garbage” 🤣
Last league they medaled multiple times, more than you can say for the Oceanics
@@ducttapeanddreams oceanics just had 1 garbage year 3 mediocre, and 2 good. Pinkies had only 1 good year and 4 garbage
@@MarbleTube_ For Oceanics, don't you mean 1 garbage, 3 mediocre, 1 good? As of today now 2 garbage because they not only failed to qualify but had to absolutely embarrass themselves to do it.
I was Intrigued seeing this video about marble league but when you described yourself as a Great Value Urinating tree is when i truly got invested. I found my people
Snowballs are so bad, they don’t even qualify for this list.
Except in M1. Where Snowy is a god and Snowflake an idiot.
😭😭
It's all Snowflake
@@riri3531 still not as bad as Mary
Minty maniacs too
When choosing my team I went with my favorite color, but stayed for the best chant in all of sports,
OoooooooooOooooooOoooooooooooOoooooooOoooOooooOooooOoooooooooooooooOoooooooOooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooOoooOoooooooooOooOoOoOOoOoOoOoooooooooooOoooooOoooooooooooOooooooooooOooooooooOOOOooooooooOooOooOOOooooooooooooOoooOooooooooOoooO
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who are these human sports teams?
I think he meant Marbula one
"you're probably a fan of any Boston sports"
Ah so that's why I hate the Savage Speeders so much
I didn't understood that reference, can you explain it?
I really don't like any boston team, but i do like the speeders lol
Speeders are Cheaters
No lie detected. Wonder how the Speeders will find a way to under-inflate a marble?
speeder haters are just jealous that there team fails. except if it´s an oranger´s fan.
hey, the hazers are just happy to take the podium. we dont need to win, just to AMAZE #hazeamaze
Mandatory scroll down to the Hazers response and like.
Well that's my day done, wonder what i'll do tomorrow.
The Hazers are the Garrett Hilbert ( Purple Dude Perfect guy) of the Marble League
I'll always be an Oceanic *cries*
Me: * looking for a team to root for because the liners don't qualify*
Discount urinating tree: if youre a fan of the New York Yank-
Me: go midnight wisps!
I like crazy cats eye because you can tell the marbles apart, lol Go CCE to win it all in 2020!
That’s marbleist! Leave my orangers alone!
CCE
That's right. Not only do we have personality, but we have identity.
Logan Kreisher o’rangers freaking suck
#EyeOnThePrize
What the hell?? I'm an avid Orangers fan since the beginning and also a Manchester United fan, how did you do it?!! Oh I almost forgot.... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Because your a glory supporter 🙌
You did it because there are so many Manchester United fans
@@bjdmcvxd7542 and its the only football team americans know of.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@@keytostart7053 Liverpool is another one
Covid ending sports for all of 2020 was the best thing to happen for Marble racing
It's simple. You pick the Midnight Wisps and perpetually roast Team Primary.
GO WISPS
I.....well....yeah, I'm gonna keep roasting primary
As a fan of the Crazy Cat's Eyes, that is 100% accurate.
Yeah. But hopefully they don't blow their current 2nd place position on the table after event 7
Space2123 we in third now bois. Looks like it’s downhill from here
@@vam-hero2932
Uh oh. We need to get a podium finish at least
@@benodriscoll4617 So painful 5th position with only 1 event left
Especially this year
As a Primary stan I can confirm that existence is suffering and Mary needs to retire already so that Prim can take over.
Don't mention Mary for the rest of the year...please. 😝 (Ref. Marbula One S1)
It truly disappoints me that they failed to qualify for the marblelympics. I have replaced them with the crazy cat's eyes for the current competition and I don't care what he says, they are doing well.
I love primary man...but Mary tests my patience
Dude, Mary sucks. They would really stand a chance if they get rid of her.
Prim was probably the 2nd best player behind Snowy in the M1. Put the team on his back and brought them to 7th all on his own. Speedy and Smoggy had powerful teammates to back them up, and every other team had players who also contributed. Mary did absolutely jack, literally 0 points.
Only behind Snowy because snowy was an Egyptian God that got 1st, 2nd twice, and 3rd, with a fast lap and a pole position, with the second highest points behind speed by one.
Since Jelle is from the Netherlands, I have a feeling they have a bias for the O'rangers.
I am Dutch too, but not a big fan of the Royal family.. Mellow Yellow for me!
I am legit a Manchester United fan AND an O’rangers fan.
Same! And in my country, my team is orange and black colors.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#GORANGERS
same. OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo
I respect the utd but you need to FEAR THE NIGHT COME ON THE MIDNIGHT WISPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Came for John Oliver, stayed for the marbles. This was hilarious, well done!
John Oliver is boring. Get out of night shows and see the real world (and entertainment)
you forgot Kobalts Snowballs Shining Swarm Minty maniacs Bumblebees Turtle sliders and the Hornets
12:56 bud 12:56
Shut up they haven't existed for years. Except the Minty Maniacs, Bumblebees, and Hornets, who (spoiler alert) qualified for Marble League 2020.
You forgot Quicksilvers and Team Plasma but everyone forgets about them
Overlooking the Minties seems particularly unfortunate now. How am I supposed to know how to feel about their recent performances?!
@@FightingTorque411 minty maniacs are the new shiny kids on the block with all the backing. They're a great team for anyone supporting a red bull franchise
Forgetting Minty Manics? I feel personally attacked.
They only recently came out of retirement
@@evl952 lol
m.ua-cam.com/video/HlCoCMu-gxs/v-deo.html
Definitely the Cubs
12:56
Savage Speeder fans also root for Darth Vader, Voldemort and the kid who tells the teacher she forgot to give the class homework.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Honesty we do
No I don't
I mainly became a fan cause of their beautiful performance in M1
hey man, i started rooting for them back in 2016 because of how different their marbles were from every else's :(
The guy is saltier than the 7 seas lol
Why do I never see comments for the Raspberry Racers? I'm starting to think I'm the only one :(
or Team Galactic. We're so mediocre that no one wants to even show themselves now.
Comparing the speeders to "any Boston sports" is the most accurate statement I've heard all day
Mellow Yellow as Atlanta Falcons was the most offensive yet fitting comparison I've ever seen.
I’m a Balls of Chaos guy. You described my team so well.
agreed #LetChaosReign
It was spot on, yes! #LeTCHaOSrEIgn
Well we're never bored! #LetChaosReign
yeah, It was super accurate #LetChaosReign
Oh shit im not alone! Hahaha
#letchaosreign
Raspberry Racers!
Savage Speeders are the most consistently good team in the league. You don't know if another team is good unless they're competing with the Speeders. They're not totally dominant like the Patriots where they always win, but they're always up there. They're like guardians of the podium keeping the riff raff out of the top three.
Savage Cheaters you mean. Never forget
Jelle will never own up to it, but they have been trying to dodge accusations of doping for years.
@@EricSundquistKC Doping accusations, matchfixing, straight out early starts.... always a team wrapped in controversy.
Sad to see the officials covering it up because they are popular
Booooooo, the speeders are sucking major wind this year.
Ooooooooooo
Me, an Oceanics fan: Hey we got 3rd in 2018... *cries softly in the background*
It’s a sad existence #RideTheWave
The only team: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Though your team is currently killin it, QUACK QUACK!!!
Hazers all the way!
Minty Maniacs are pretty cool too
It's like watching a train wreck at 2 MPH over the course of 4 years...
That line killed me!!! LOL!!!
My friend: “What?? They didn’t go through all the teams!”
Thesaurus Dinosaurus: “If your team wasn’t mentioned it’s because the Orangers are the only team that matters”
So last year I went into watching the marble ohlympics without any research and the first team I started rooting for were the Oceanics. Now I'm a Crazy Cat's Eye fan.
I dunno why, but I like Savage Speeders since the first time I saw JML 🙄
Also they´re color scheme rocks! but the comments on the original marble(lympics)league 2016 finale was a show to behold.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Raspberry Racers are the only important team
wish they'd get good this year tho. 4th place so far, we gotta win this year.
Yea, we've had kind of a lackluster start haven't we? They kind of seem to just be going through the motions and not really putting any effort in.
1) snowballs 2) orangers 3) mellow yellow... i like the full coloured marbles
Well, sadly red is my favourite colour, and the Rojo rollers just never make it past the qualifiers.
I am a O'Rangers fan for 5 reasons:
1. My favorite color is orange
2. They're good, and ever since I started watching I thought they had no fanbase so k wanted to root for them
3. The chant is so good, and distracts other teams while on the course
4. They are long time rivals with the savage speeders, whom I hate. It started in 2017 after the comeback
5. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#GOOOOOOOOORANGERS
saaaaaame
booooooooo
#quack
#savagecheaters
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
saaaaaaaameeeeee
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo
OoooooooooOooooOooooooooOoooo
The minute he started talking about mellow yellow i knew he would mention the Atlanta falcons
team boc, I've only started watching today yet I have a confusing and unconditional hatred for the o'rangers. damn single colour balls and their ability to win games
I don't know why but I, too, have an unyielding hatred for the O'Rangers. The team and their fans remind me of any Pittsburg team -- loud, obnoxious, insufferable, drunk, but still somehow finds away to walk (or roll) on two feet (a glassy surface).
Oh my god apparently my years of being an Oakland A's fan subconsciously drew me to be a Balls of Chaos fan.
Snarky statements aside, it was a bit spooky to hear that on the video as if my secrets have been witnessed.
#LetChaosReign! It was a pretty apropos description of the team. Which is why I love 'em.
Team Galactic! I know you will beat them all in the outdoor Events (if they will come) love you!
im so ready for this to be held in a stadium, might have riots between the oranger and speeder fans tho
I'm team galactic for sure. Though I like all the teams except for the O'Rangers and the Savage Speeders. Watching the rivalry from the outside is annoying lol
Yellow always keeping it #mellow!!!!!!!!!
Go Balls of Chaos!
5:00 Man I was hoping you'd mention the JJ partying so hard they forgot to show up for the final event one year!
6:38 lol (Seriously, s/o for calling out racism and making it funny at the same time!)
7:15 We do though!
I don't know nothing about human sports, but you gave me some teams to check out thataway
That pinkies analogy was pure gold!!! Im dead now!🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG... This has been popping up on my suggestions list for the longest time and I've finally clicked on it. Now I'm wondering what has taken so long for me to watch it! LOL. This is pure gold and is indeed up there with the smack talk that UT does! Keep up the good work and I hope to see you cover the Marblelympics 2020!
All you gotta do is bet on multiple teams so when a few disappoints, the others could rise
My roster is galactic, pinkies, limers, green ducks, and bumblebees (none of which are doing very good currently)
This is hilarious! Keep it up!
I live in Massachusetts so I’m a huge Boston and New England sports fan. And I’ve liked the Savage Speeders since I started watching Jelles Marble Racing. This mans description on every team is literally spot on.
Him: doesn’t mention Cleveland for awhile
Finally does: of course it’s a roast.
This is a great video it actually lined up perfectly to my sports preference lol
Meanwhile I’m back here liking the whisps, oceanic, and thunderbolts cause they look cool and I like cool
As a long time sports and marble league fan I was shocked by how accurate this is. I figured it would be a bad video trying to cash in on the jon oliver hype train. Nope. Solid stuff. Perfect analysis of the teams and fan base. I can't believe you knew I am a Red Wings fan. Crazy.
I am a proud Green Ducks fan. Ducks are my second favorite type of bird, first is tied with bluebirds (not blue jays) and ravens/crows. Also I saw their potential in ML Qualifiers 2019 and thought, "This is my team."
Quack, quack, quack.....
@@Lcngopher Quack!
Amazing video. Some serious research was put here. That being said, I'm a huge SF Giants fan, but I absolutely hate the O'Rangers. Galactic force! Shoot for the stars!
as a denver broncos and detroit red wings fan, let me just say: oooooooooh
Cringe
THIS IS GLORIOUS HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS EARLIER
Can't believe you called me a patriots fan. WHAT THE FUUU------
"Calling their performance 'garbage' would insult the garbage." - Thesaurus Dinosaurus 2020
Speeders fan after the first couple Marbula One races because I loved their flashy color scheme and on-course antics. Man did I luck out looking back at their record... And at their first place finish today. ;)
#SpeedIsKey
As a Hazers fan, the last race really hurt
Another first place in the qualifiers, goddamn.
Spoiler alert!!!
@@Ijir0 Is it really a spoiler that the Speeders got 1st place? :P
BRO, I’m an Oceanics fan as well as a Raiders fan, you got that right (and unfortunately I can’t pick a good sports team :( )
I’m an Oceanics fan and live in Boston... now I know how you must feel for your NFL team. :( #TidePride
When he said that the pinkies are like the sharks because they disappoint their fans I felt that. Go orangers.
Except usually the sharks look like they are going to be great and then fall apart at the last second. Pinkies are just always terrible... Like the sabers
Holy crap, nailed it. Just got my Hazers tshirt and i put it in my drawer next to my vikes shirt, lol
WHy no snowballs? I talk about them here: ua-cam.com/video/GYi9ux5tMCw/v-deo.html
Where's the MInty Maniacs? Have the video about them here: ua-cam.com/video/HlCoCMu-gxs/v-deo.html
@An0nyMusic You might give the Hazers a roll.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where are the Hornets? (And the Bumblebees for that matter but really who cares about them?)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That we “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’d” in unison at the end 😂
I must say, Thank you for giving the Green Ducks the magnificent introduction we deserve.
❌no❌o'rangers❌
the world has advanced beyond the need for o'rangers
I wish
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
You're wrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
BRO WTF HOW DID THIS GUY KNOW I SUPPORTED THE 76ers AS WELL WTHHHH. LOL LESSSGOOOO BALLS OF CHAOS
#LetChaosReign
I've been a Savage Speeders fan since all the way back in 2016. Watching them win so much is great
I am so glad I have made it to the analysis videos of Marble Racing😂
OOOOOOOOOOOOO ( as you can see I have been an Orangers fan since when they won in 2017 from over 35 points behind with 3 events to go
Also I AM NOT A FREAKING MAN UTD FAN IM A LIVERPOOL FAN AND THE ORANGERS DONT SUCK, LOOK AT MARBULA ONE
Well I am a United and an Orangers fan. In my personal opinion, and as formally as I can, Liverpool are dumb dumb stupid.
Ry Bread Man City rules bitch
Hey, It’s Me! You’re nice
Ry Bread just poking fun. I don’t actually care that much lmao
As a 'bolts fan, I can only say this about your "probable team picks":
D.) None of the Above
I root for the bolts too!
This was fantastic and very funny. Thank you for this!
I love that he compared Team Momo to franchises that have moved to a different cities.
I approve of the ending statement. OoOOOoOooOoO'rangers!
As a huge NFL fan, UT fan, and Marble League fan... This was amazing. Thank you.
As a new fan this was a truly great video to watch. Nice work!
This video predicted the outcome of Superbowl LV.
Ironically, I cheer for the Balls of Chaos since 2016(the very beginning), and I ALSO cheer for the A’s, 76ers and I have a sympathy to Bucs.
step 1: choose Speeders
step 2: be happy
Step 1 : Choose Pinkies
Step 2 : Suck it up
Step 1: pick Oceanics
Step 2: pray
Step 1: Choose O'Rangers
Step 2: be infuriated by their inconsistencies in the earlier rounds but then wonder how they got in the top 5 or close to top 5
this aged
Step 1: Choose Primary
Step 2: Try not to cry
I've never heard a more apt description of galactic ever
I'm a raspberry racers ultras! The victory last night was so f***ing good!