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Roboute Guilliman (pronounced Ruh-BOOT-ay GIL-li-man), sometimes referred to as the "Avenging Son," "The Victorious," "The Master of Ultramar" and "The Blade of Unity," is the primarch of the Ultramarines Space Marine Legion and its myriad subsequent Successor Chapters. He is the current lord commander of the Imperium and the ruling Imperial Regent.
Held by some as a paragon among the Emperor's sons, Roboute Guilliman was as much a patrician statesman and empire-builder as he was an indefatigable warrior.
A being of preternatural intelligence, cold reason and indomitable will, Guilliman forged his XIIIth Legion into a vast force of conquest and control, a weapon by which he made himself the master of a stellar domain in the Eastern Fringe of the galaxy, the Realm of Ultramar, which during his lifetime spanned five hundred worlds.
Guilliman after the battle of Macragge: "Okay so, now what the hell is going o... IS THAT A FUCKING CHURCH?!"
"CAN YOU STOP PRAYING FOR ONE MINUTE, CELESTINE?!!"
"WHY IS EVERYONE BOWING?! STOP IT- WE HAVE SHIT TO DO!"
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO THE IMPERIUM?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
*"KNOW MY PAIN GUILLIMAN"*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DAD IS A GOD!?
LORGAR !!!!!!!!!!!!
"Shipping is an essential aspect of Logistics."
-Roboute Guilliman
What shipping?
Shipping like US-UK land lease shipping, or Shipping shipping as in get in the bed now Girlyman.
@@marseldagistani1989 UPS: Ultra Postal Service, what can blue do for you?
That speech pattern...
You're not fooling anyone DORN!
@@commander5983 Disguising oneself would be pointless, if they intended to be foolish.
-Adornable
@@marseldagistani1989 yes
"Have you turned off Guilliman's life support yet?"
-The Emperor, TTS Device series
I think the proper answer would be...
"somebody did this already...and now...he's alive again" and i think...that Emperors reaction would contain warp storm farting.
Then Guilmon arrives at the Throne, the Emperor expects this and orders everyone else out so he can have a proper father-son talk
Guilmon then goes on an episode-spanning tirade about what has happened to the empire since he got put into stasis and at the end Big E has only three words to say:
"*I KNOW RIGHT.*"
@@k0rf3on6 The fact that cutting his life support is what brings him back almost makes me think that they predicted that they had to cut it for him to he reborn. TTS is wild
I just realized after all these years that the reason The emperor asked kitten to turn off guilliman's life support was so he could revive him and help him both rebuild the imperium and order his sons to shut off
Man screw GW they made them cancel it
Not wanting to kill each other is the height of romance in the 40K universe
yeah, ffs, the nicest and most sane race in 40k is a Caste based, Feudal Expansionary Alien Fleet that uses Mind Control to keep their populous in check for "The Greater Good", an eldar and a human having a friendly relation is almost like two characters having sex in this universe.
Though we don’t really know it’s mind control.
Even the farsight enclaves that have no ethereals still follow the greater good to an extent
@@sinistrality7883 minor issue of neutering humans
Did you fucked that Dirty Xeno to death?
No, but her legs will shake for a while.
@@nomus1172The issue isn't the "Greater Good", the issue is the methods the Etherals do stuff
Yvrain and guilliman: *talk briefly to each other*
The 40k fandom: from the mist a shape a ship is taking form!
I get the reference and I love it
I mean,the entire conversation is in quotations.
Not to mention how games workshop teased it that one time.
@@avonthesageoc4980 Oh yeah the thanksgiving image. I forgot about that!
Well compared to the usual 'kill xenos on sight' or in extreme cases 'we both have enemy here, we shall have a ceasefire for the moment' its pretty nice
greyfax dislikes Celestine yet people ships them anyway
Rawbooty GettingItMan: "You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"
Da fuq is dat name?
@@pickled_bacon Of all the names people give Rowboat Jellyman, this the one that gives you pause? Lol.
@@lorddolamite6141 nahh, it's the funniest to me, my humor is fucked up
Love it
jesus christ, this is fucking hilarious
Greyfax : *I order you to stop in the name of inquisition*
Cawl : 'twerking_yellow_crewmate.gif'
Fuck i just imagined a cawl version of that and i cant breathe send a tech priest help
get real
He probably literally hacked Grayfax's bionic eye to display that gif, solely to show how many fucks he doesn't give.
@@Bluecho4 Greyfax: "Stop in the name o- OH WHAT- AGH!! EMPEROR DAMMIT CAWL!!"
Cawl: *Robotic asshole laughter while mechadendrite flips her off.*
@@Senor_Penor me too I'm so fucking dead lmao
"It's just a respectful conversation!"
Bricky I've seen fandoms ship characters that have never talked, talking is the equivalent of taking clothes off to these people.
I´ve seen discussions online, about some villain, who was literally like "I am your mortal enemy, and I will do everything in my power to destroy and kill you, Protagonist!",
and people were like "... could they be... IN LOVE?!!!"
People will ship characters who have done nothing but share 10 frames of screentime together.
I mean just look at the Overwatch fandom. They've shipped Phara and Mercy just because of how Blizzard showed them making a good duo combo (even if they barely interacted in lore)
**aggressively shipping anyone who replies to this comment thread**
@The Empire
The *_ENTIRE_* Galactic Empire is now making sweet love to the Imperium of Man in my head.
You dare underestimate my shipping capabilities? You now have the image of the Galactic Empire 69-ing the Imperium of Man.
I will never be sorry. Glory to Slaanesh!
Ultramarines: "HE IS RISEN, THE GOD-EMPEROR'S IMMORTAL SHADOW PROTECTS US"
Guilliman: *"T H E W H A T E M P E R O R????"*
@The Reddit Experience they don't only; the black templars do afaik
@@Arcanyumno there are ultramarine chapters that belives he is a god
@@zagreus3347successor chapters, the Ultramarines of Macragge follow the Imperial truth
@theredditexperience1 oh cmon bro, it's been 10,000 years, there's got to be some who believe him to be one
@@AaronKaiMCDNLD Most Space Marine chapters don't worship Big E as a God, only religious ones like the Black Templars etc.
Shoutout to that Khorne Berzerker who threw himself at Guilliman while everyone else just stood there dumbfounded.
I can imagine khorne facepalming while saying “Annnnd… he’s dead.” Berserker pops up In the warp. “Ya didn’t think that through did ya?”
@@morganholsomback4851 Does Khorne give any points for a hearty attempt?
@@morganholsomback4851 honestly I expect Khorne to be throwing popcorn and give him a thumbs up for unpausing the thriller.
That khorne berserker is the chaos version of the guardsman who jumped in front of the emperor... Except because it's chaos... He wasn't protecting shit all.
Scenario not possible.
Big G shanked that 'Zerker with Daddy's BBQ stick. 🧐
Guilliman is training his body to exist outside of his armor for longer and longer periods of time, and we all know why.
By the Dark Imperium trilogy, he doesn’t need to armor to survive anymore.
Big titty eldar girl friends?
@@Timasion Taking after Daddy Emps.
@@lukkaredwolf3534
You know that webway portal was to get some eldar hookers!
@@camramaster the Eldars can use and possibly make webways still so you know possible sex for webways isn't a bad trade
Guilliman: "thank you for saving my life"
40k fans : "GET A ROOM ALREADY FOR EMPEROR'S SAKE"
to be far there are very few shippable characters in 40k
@@oneslickhero4276 Saint Celestine and Sanguinius/Sanguinor is the only other one i can think of, and it's even more baseless
I mean by 40k standards that is pretty much romantic. ;p
@@BioroidPilot The fact that they don't immediately plot against each other makes them best friends atleast by 40K standards.
@@AbyssWatcher745 It is kinda why he is my fave primarch even if I really like Vulcan and Magnus too. He feels like legit the most reasonable of the lot who can actually say "This is for the best" or "I admit it, I was wrong and I will try to fix this thing" Like I love that he doesnt just accept his father as being perfect and that the guy's work cant be improved upon. And the new eldar faction is pretty much like "What if Eldar but a tad more reasonable and willing to work with other groups" which is nice :P
Bricky needs to tell him about the time a bunch of eldar snuck onto terra and almost shit themselves when they sensed the emperors psychic presence on the golden throne. One female eldar said she had laughed in the face of Slannesh but the power of the emperor terrified her.
So emperor is Pure Chad psykick energy
What was that from?
Sauce me my lad
@Jarret Hicks
Sauce please?
SAUCE
I'd like to point out, Guilliman has done all these incredible feats of strength, endurance, leadership, and loyalty and he was designed to be the guy who does the taxes of the Imperium. He has gone beyond his nature, literally what he was _made_ to do, that is all.
ROBOBUTTE GIRLYMAN, TAXATION CHAMPION OF THE IMPERIUM.
Nah he was given the ability to do all that becuase no one can escape taxes 🤣
@@lordcommissar7813 He is literally the IRS. Chaos may be madness incarnate, but even they aren't crazy enough to fight that.
He's still traitor for doing Secundus without even sending a single scout to confirm Big E was dead
@@dickc.normous6369 I mean, that is still a good back-up plan.
So few things:
1.rowboat Girlyman can now take the armor off(not sure how long but for periods at least).
2. GW HAD A ART PIECE FOR THANKSGIVING OF THE TWO OF THEM AT THE HEAD OF A THANKSGIVING TABLE TOGETHER. THEY FUELED THE FIRE.
Waaait that art piece wasnt some fanart?!
Bobby G took off the armor and he died, so he kept taking the armor off until he got used to dying. Just you wait, GW is gonna keep hinting all the primarchs are perpetuals.
@@Dracowinges
It was legit official art for Thanksgiving.
That art was actually really cute
OMG I REMEMBER THAT ART. ITS SO GOOD. The fucking solitaire looking at the "camera" kills me everytime
Yvraine: Guiliman, it is 4 pm. Time for your “death revival”~.
(Somewhere out in the galaxy)
Macha: Gabriel, what’s wrong?
Gabriel Angelos, chapter master of the Blood Ravens: I sense the birth of a fellow kindred spirit. One whose fate is now also intertwined with that of an eldar.
Macha: that’s nice, now come back to my craftworld. My parents aren’t home and I want to give you some more “dire warnings”.
Gabriel Angelos: yes dear….
The BLOOD RAVENS shall steal her craftworld
@@ncrtrooper4546 BR: IT WAS GIFTED TO US. HONEST!
Lies! macha will never be able to get laid, shes the ever virgin!
@@ncrtrooper4546 yes, we clehm this artifact for the blood rehven
@@sicor94 Ma dude, she spent a LOT of time in Commoragh. There are no virgins there... well... not for long at least...
Guilliman is just a really fancy dreadnought with extra steps
so is big E really
at least for a while
Yes Brother! Smite this HERESY!
@@iknowthatyougreatlyloveyou1613 well yeah.only difference being he was able to get out from it eventually
Eek barba durkle someone’s gonna get laid in college :)
Primarchs would need a Telemon for dready duty. If the Big E was a dready, Hed be an Emps class titan.
I just love it whenever Bricky is at a loss of words to describe how powerful/skilled someone is he JUST narrows it down to: " Oh him? He FUCCS"
when someone is more powerful than a space marine, he describes it as "HE FUCCS"
when there's someone stronger than that, he says "HE FUCCS HARD"
@@dogcatchen simple and sweet 🎂🤣
@@dogcatchen is any other scale needed?
@@sirkelendor5429not necessarily 😂
cawl is 40K insanity mixed with dark age of technology techno-optimism and it makes him absolutely hilarious
My main takeaway from the Belisarius Cawl novel was that I want an animated spin-off of Cawl and Felix as Rick and Morty.
He IS insane, he literaly has an AI and another maggos memory mixed with a lot of self mindwipes.
@@randombencounter263
Here me out, that but Instead of Felix, it's Gulliman and the show would be called
Cawl & Gulli
And obscenely dangerous, since he's a walking swiss army knife of archeotech tools. Also known as weapons.
Omg i should have said “DOGE FOR THE DOGE THRONE” because that sculpt is... chef’s kiss. Seriously
*Feet for the Wiki
@@poke548 FEET FOR THE WIKI GOD!! KEYS FOR THE HORNY JAIL!!
@@woodlefoof2 CUNCOSSIONS FOR THE HORNY JAIL
@@woodlefoof2 FEET FOR THE WIKI GOD!! BONK GO TO HORNY JAIL!!
ftfy
Doge for the dogecoin.
Ultramarines: "Hello, great father! You have been returned to the land of the living! Praise the Emperor and his great divine powers!"
Roboute Guilliman: (takes a deep breath) (Lets out a scream of existential horror)
Astartes don't believe in the Emperor's divinity.
@@quesocoatl21 Correction: Most don’t believe in the Imperial Cult, but some do.
@@Kaiserboo1871 most of the "some" that do usually come from chapters that end in "Templar" lol
@@Kaiserboo1871 apparently most have Chapter Cults.
Roboute Guilliman: *Internally Dreading the answer but keeping stoic* And what of the Codex Astartes?
Ultramarine: Oh, we follow it to the absolute! It is the only knowledge we need for war!
Guilliman: *Deep Breath, SCREAMS INTERNALLY, eyes twitching*
Guilliman, a day after being revived: What in the name of Maccrage happened here ?!?!
A week afterwards: don’t tell me this is a cathedral ...
After starting to dig the rabbit hole of horrors in front of him : * UltraDepression intensifies *
I need to consult my father, wait... What the fuck was that, a flying cathedral?
@@superspies32 guiliman: ahhhhhhhhbhhhhh
When Guilliman awakens, All i can think of is this line from Tron: Uprising:
"Good news. I'm healed."
(draws a weapon)
"Bad News. I'm healed."
(attacks)
That battle was hectic enough that “Derezzed” could be playing in the background and I wouldn’t question it.
Is that the part where Tron was healed? In a way this fits since Tron pretty much is like Grid's equivalent of a Primarch.
@@gamechanger8908 that's the one
I just want another loyal Primarch to return just to have that one scene where Guiliman just bitches about all the shit he's had to slog through to his very confused brother
And Vulkan will be like: "Looks like someone needs a huuuug! Come here bruda!"
I really think Lion El Jonson is set up to be the next to come back. Dark Angels have too much baggage and plot threads that depend on it. Also he and Guilliman didn't get along very well so it'd be a fun sibling rivalry thing with them passive-aggressively taking jabs at each other like old times
@@MattManDX1 Agreed even though my inner Salamander screams Vulken lives
@@basketcase289 stomp stomp.
@@DarkJoyRus Guilliman then cries a little into his brothers shoulder.
The reason I ship Guilliman/Yvraine is that they’re two of the only people in 40k who have common sense, and they’re both leaders without peers to talk to about how messed up their lives are. I think they could keep each other sane in this crazy world, and besides, Bobby G deserves some kind of happiness.
Ayeeeeee
motherfucker can find happiness in some excel spreadsheets the fucking nerd
Keep dreaming dude. Not everyone is a shipper.
@@fleur3674 Shipping isn't primarily about wishing the pair would actually be canon. That's sometimes a part of shipping but not the main focus. Shipping is just about: "I like imagining them together."
I know I have ships I don't want to be canon nor do I care that it is never/will never be canon. It's just fun to imagine them. 👍🏼
And they're literally not saying everyone should be a shipper. They're just sharing why they personally ship it. If you don't ship it, it's fine. No one is forcing you to and no one cares that you don't. Enjoy what you enjoy.
Alt. Title: That Time when Guilliman Got Rudely Woken Up and Found Himself Awake in a Nightmare.
Seriously, he's now living in Pre-Monarchia Lorgar's Dreamland, no wonder he wished Horus had succeeded with his Heresy instead. He's the man Imperium sorely needed, long before Cadia's fall even though it really didn't deserve him. But despite that, now that he's awake he'll lead the Imperium nonetheless. Why? Because he had to. Because he can take it. Because he's Roboute Guiliman. The Avenging Son. Lord Commander of the Imperium. The Last Hope for a torn Imperium.
Josh, we do not meet or share a romantic relationship, she only came to resurrect me and nothing more.
@@robouteguilliman7628 I'm sure thats all thats there primarch of the 13th legion.
@@robouteguilliman7628 so she's a friend with benefits then primarch?
@@robouteguilliman7628 Don't worry big man, she's got what Y'nnead.
@@robouteguilliman7628 I wouldn't mind having a QT Eldar girl "resurrect" me, _ifyouknowwhatimsayin_
Yvraine gets that robootay
yvraine is getting her robooty smashed in by gorilla-man
They just had a respectful conversation and RG can’t take off his Armor of Fate anyway
@@uria3679
Welllllllllllllllllllll
Games workshop has teased it via some posters and Guilliman has trained himself to be able to take off the armor for periods of time.
She pegging that robootay
@@uria3679 He can't remove his armor?
Ah yes. The re-aliving of Rubbing-Boat Gorilla-Ma'am.
ITS MA’AM!!!!
Ah. Cato Sicarius
Lmao
I wasn't expecting a joke about rowboat gullmyman's name from one of his sons.
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 much less this one!
“We’re the ultra ultramarines! That’s something Guilliman would come up with”
Yeaaah we need to talk about space wolf naming conventions sometime
When they mentioned „the most spacewolf sounding name“ I legit thought his name would be something like darkwolf wolfblood
I'm a but like DK, a true noob. What's with the spacewolfs naming?
@@AgentCali21 everything has wolf in it’s name
@@bigpigeon2384now reading that, im nit that surprised now. Are their wolves called wolfinator as well
@@AgentCali21 just look up text to speech space wolves. Sums up the situation easily.
“This is a force field generator. Not a ‘Holy Symbol’ not a ‘Protection by the Emperor’, only a force field generator. Now please. Let’s just get on with this.”
-Robert Gulletman
"If not a symbol of the Emperor, why halo shaped?"
-Celestine
all I see now with the revival of Girlyman is the scene from the Jimmy Neutron movie where the parents and kids are re-united. Sheen is an Ultramarine going "ULTRA-DAD!" and Dad is Guilliman going "ULTRA-SON!"
God damnit... That makes me laugh more than it ever should...
someone needs to make/ edit this
"THIS is an ULTRAMARINE!"
*groans
"Games Workshop, this is the seventh time you've shown ULTRAMARINE in class..."
Fuck that’s good
WHY HAS NO ONE DOES THIS?!?
"I'm surprised there isn't more lesbian jokes about them"
Boy howdy, there may not be many jokes, but there is some super smutty fanfictions about it
Can you provide the holy sauce brother. It needs to be inspected in the name of the emperor.
@@nikolayvladimirov8633 gotcha dude
ua-cam.com/video/o_UIfWNC5cA/v-deo.html
@@menkaragamble8175 boooooo
@@menkaragamble8175 get rogal dorned?
When did this happen in the episode?
DK “a kind of sort of newb”
Also dk: doesn’t know about the inquisition
So like a good 80% of the imperium
I’d say he’s now officially a newb because now he’s cultured and knows enough to follow along.
What do u mean they work in secret*
@@brosephnoonan223 how's your god doing these days? He still off dreaming somewhere?
i want to see corax return so he and gulliman can be depressed teenagers together
Depressed accountant, depressed teen. Though the depressed teen is probably just a skulking (skulker sounds) sociopath by now.
Isn't Corax in the warp hunting down Lorgar with his new daemon-esque darkness powers?
@@Coyotebriggs yup, and imagine how he would be received by the imperium as he is now
@@shadowsketch926 scary daemon bird
@@wiccanthropy1956 Wasn’t Konrad like that?
"Goth Eldar GF"
Space Book doesn't say this bad, but my heavy flamer has a few choice words.
Must be demon infested then if its starts talking. Don't worry I already called the grey knights. *Points bolter pistol to head and pulls trigger*
This is basically "What if Otto Van Bismarck was revived during the end of WW1"
More like "In the middle of Kristallnacht"
@@MattManDX1 Ah yes my favorite day of the week. Kristallnacht Thursdays
hahaha SO FUCKING TRUE!
He would have been the best alternative to what Getmany got: all the good, none of the bad.
@@MattManDX1 I'm thinking a week before the Ardennes offensive (aka battle of the bulge) myself. It's the 11th hour and 'winning' would take a goddamn miracle, while your beloved nation is a sickening parody of everything you wanted to build in the worst way. Nothing to do but grit those teeth and be about it.
So many fucking Chaos Marines. Imagine trying to survive as a Tempestus Scion or Skitarii.
Trying_to_survive.exe and Holding_out_4_a_Hero.mp3 running hard in the Noosphere
*Current Objective: Survive*
Remember Reach
The Skitarii were probably taking cover under Cawl's massive cloak
If any scions survived that, then they'd probably be promoted either to the rank of colonel or to the Inquisition just for being able to survive that crap.
I’m reading Dark Imperium right now and my favorite line from the book so far “if the Emperor came down off his thrown and said I am not a god they would burn him as a heretic”
Or would try to.
This happened in TTS
Also just imagining that Guillimans rage had a physical manifestation in the warp, probably created a new demon from his rage alone.
The birth of a Bloodthirster is a beautiful thing, is it not?
@@pretzelbomb6105 a blue bloodthirster that is now chewing on khorne’s leg.
@@lordfelidae4505 loyalist Bloodthirster??
"Tigurius is the strongest space marine psyker"
Mephiston: Hold my chalice of blood.
*Angry Njal noises.*
**A Legion Of Dust Glares Your Way**
Furious Ahriman noises
@@openaardvark419 Dude's fuckin' Alpha Plus, there is no other plain marine that can't best that.
@@notsae66 key word, in the game
"All sister shall go to batte barefoot."
- Doge Vandire.
D-O-G-E VANDIRE. LIKE THAT ISNT THE NAME OF A TOTAL DEGENERATE
-E money, in an alternate universe
I dont get it. Is it an insider joke?
@@senorcapitandiogenes2068 which bit?
@@senorcapitandiogenes2068 Doge Vandire is the channel mascot and the "all sister shl go to battle barefoot" is a thing that was on a fan made Doge Vandire mini in the Ultramarine video
@@wiiblii8584 So it is canon that Mr. Vandire has a foot fetish? I dont get where the joke comes from or what it is based on
I’d like to think there’s an alternate timeline where Greyfax was able to reach Cawl and orders him to cease his heresy.
I imagine Cawl extending a mechadendrite to her, which prints a ticket, and a screen folds out that says, “ARCHMAGOS CAWL IS CURRENTLY BUSY. PLEASE TAKE A TICKET AND WAIT FOR YOUR NUMBER TO BE CALLED. NOW SERVING: 1”
Then Greyfax looks at the ticket, and the number is 99999996.
XD
This is TTS worthy
What's the estimated waiting time?
@@Mrkti Probably until GW stops making Ultramarine Primaris Lieutenants.
@@mapleflag6518 I meant until number 99999996
I want an Imperial fists video with the TTS Rogal Dorn voice actor
Considering he did Majorkill the favor...
@@therac197 that actor is canonly his voice now. It needs to be.
@@therac197 Majorkill is basically confirmed to collab for their Alpha Legion vid, so that's neat
@@Dragonspirit223 yeah, about that...
@@Yominication I noticed, shame about that, probably difference in timezone (or just didn't want to, both possible)
Gulliman wake up and be like: "awwww shit, here we go again."
I hope TTS will give a proper respect to fight in Gulliman's chamber
I Don't want to jinx it.
But that fight will be incredible.
I fully expect that Gulliman would just randomly make an entrance at the Golden Throne, announcing his glorious return, then notice everyone else already there, then leave without saying another word
I mean, Emps has been trying to have Kitten pull Gulliman's life support from the word go, so I'm sure it's all been 'just as planned'. lol
seriously i think with the amount of times emps was like
"turn off my sons life support"
theres a good chance for that
@@RisingproMK123 yeah, kitten and cawl are also about to meet
I really like Guilliman's return. In an imperium that has strayed so far away from the emperor's vision, it's very good to have someone who was THERE when it first began, who was there when the Emperor of Mankind still lived, and has the authority to unfuck some things. Primaris and the ultramarines may be a bit iffy, but Guilliman is pretty neat.
I mean some of the custodes were but basically yeah
It's nigh impossible for him to fix anything. Yet that grain of hope is what makes it perfect.
I wonder if he shouldn't be called Reboot after his ressurection...
I was thinking Reboot GUI-man
I almost spit my drink
Or because of the Eldar slang for humans, Reboot Gorillaman
Actually in the Plague Wars book it's revealed Guilliman can take off the Armor of Fate for extended periods of time now. He basically kept taking it of for as long as he could before being close to death so his body gradually was able to function without it. So big tiddy goth eldar is still on the menu boys.
Guilliman and Yvraine: have a respectful conversation
Everybody: oh they FOKKIN
Warhammer 40K with so many terrible ways to die is it any surprise that Resurrection would also be terrible.
Yes, Yes it was terrible and it hurt very much.
@@robouteguilliman7628 at least you have some elf booty to keep you company also go find where the lion is cuz we you can use this help too don't be chasing no TAU booty either cuz the custodi already beat you to it look for Kitten he'll help you out.
@@mikecampos1193 as we all know, Lions are lazy fucks, and as we also know, Lion El Johnnyboy is still catching up on his sleep that he missed out during the Great crusade and Horus Heresy. he might need another 3000 years, or a very angry Robot Girlyman knocking on his cavedoor.
"That's it? It was just a respectful conversation." Bigger ships have been built with less material.
Guilliman seems so distraught about the state of the Imperium that I’m surprised he didn’t become a Lamenter.
Good thing the Lamenters receive Primaris
@@Knight_Trooper But welp THEIR FUCKING LUCK!
“Tigurius is the strongest space marine psyker.” Mephiston, Anchor of the Black Rage would like to know your location
"Brave words for someone with delicious blood in their vains"
I mean, they would probably crack open a few kegs and grab a space wolf rune priest to cackle at the non psykers and troll greater daemons.
He said "in the game". It really comes down to who has better rules.
Its not quite right, Bricky. Guilliman got the emperors sword after he arrived on Terra to meet his father. Right after the terran crusade
I think it is a lore problem, i wondered about the sword as well, but in the book he does have the sword when he is revived, basically he got it from big E 10,000 years ago. But then it’s said he came out of throne room with it, don’t know which one is cannon
I thought he got it from Valdor after the seige of Terra
@@anothergalaxy799 pretty sure this is the most recent one since it was in my copy of dark imperium which is the recent reprint to be In line with 9e. He had the emperor's sword when he fought fulgrim. That is unless they changed that
Wasn't there another one. I heard Cawl found the sword on one planet and he gave it to Guilliman.
Average Eldar who never saw a Primarch in action and only heard stories: "This will give a boost to our meatshield Imperium."
Eldrad: "We are all going to die."
Eldrad: …ahahahah ahahahahahha ahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
we are so fucked!
Somehow it’s funnier if I’m imagining Elrond from LotR saying that.
"How boned are we?"
"Oh we are boned... but we're not *super* boned."
@@TimeCircleBlue
If a 40k movie is ever going to cast an Eldrad, Hugo Weaving totally could nail that role...
@@IronRAVENxvx oh yeah. Absolutely. Pretty sure there’s an image of Eldrad that based from Hugo Weaving.
"As long as I draw breath, no xenos witch will lay hands on him!"
You poor man, a xenos laid waaaay more than hands on ya boi already....
Yo, Obsessive_Converter also did that insane Daemon Perturabo kit-bash.
Link or it didn't happen
@@wiccanthropy1956 humuhumu
He also did a doge vandire
Holy shit. I followed that build on reddit and had no idea it was the same guy. Dude has insane talent.
Robute: >dies<
Calgar: "..."
Khorne: >violently snaps all his focus to that one spot in space-time< _"Holy FUCK i'm gonna be out of a job."_
We need more from this person that made the model. everyone help this guy to make the greatest trio happy or cringe. More meme models
Man-spreading meme Necron mini, let's go.
Welcome to another episode of “Kek or cringe”!
ah so kitten didn't unplug guilliman's life support then
Why would he?
@@normalyoutubechannel1236 emps is gonna be mad when he hears about this
@@scurrystopthat9985 It's Girlyman, not Guilliman btw
@@normalyoutubechannel1236 matt wards gone no need to make the very bad jokes anymore, anyway lets just watch the premier and enjoy it
@Daddy1724 i think he got a little bit distracted by his little excursion with Magnus. You know all this beating tzeentch in card game and stiring up a emoraven and my big green hug loving friend.... :-D
Don't forget how long Gman has been in stasis. 10,000 years is longer than most of our recorded history on earth, this is like if an ancient Pharoah revived in the British museum during the German invasion to tear down Hitlers forces.
So a pillar man?
@amargwari2431 no,the pillarmen are Aztecs.
The alt history fanfiction I want now Egyptian pharoh rocking the Germans shit by leading the brits sprinkle some space magic in there for shits and giggles
the reason i ship girlyman with goth eldar chick yvranie is because they are based off of their byzantine counterparts. gulliman is justinian the first, yvranie is based off of jusinian's wife Thededora, Belisarius Cawl is based of the Roman General Belisarius which is kinda a big hint by GW of who our mad techpriests is based of off.
The three would go on to rebuild civilization after the fall of the Roman empire, much like how the primarch plans to rebuild the Imperium of man.
So yeah I ship Gulliman and his hot big titty goth wiafu.
That and she has maintained her loyalty to Gulliman later on she had the chance of keeping some heretically powerful artifact thing a secret something that Eldrad was hoping to do but she out right refused to betray Gulliman.
#GirlymanXGothEldar
And remember games work shop teased it with that Thanksgiving poster.
That is... an excellent justification, nicely done.
Finally someone that see that we like the possible (or developing) relation between these for the influence that it could have on their faction. A reforge imperium allied with the eldar would be very cool and a huge change in the universe. A spark of hope perhaps for a positive ending
Orly? Very nice. Didn’t know that actually. Cool history to look up later.
So basically he's making the byzantine empire of 40k. I'm cool with that.
Turns out Roboute CAN take the armor off and Yvraine was just messing with him.... Yes, that's canon. ARMOR OF FATE short story. Look it up. Thus adding to the ship fuel of her being a teasing goth gf.
You think the authors know and are just doing it on purpose?
She's just like "don't take the armor off" *internally* because nobody gets to see that body but me
It is also referenced in Dark Imperium.
42:38 'Brother I am pinned here'
I see you Shy and that was fucking hilarious
WITH COURAGE AND HONOUR
*GREETINGS HONORABLE BATTLEBROTHER!*
@@CamH-mc5wt *AND TO YOU, HONOURABLE BATTLEBROTHER!*
*THE CODEX ASTARTES SUPPORTS THIS ACTION, HONOURABLE BATTLE BROTHERS.*
@@11Survivor *OF COURSE IT DOES HONOURABLE BATTLE BROTHER!*
WE MARCH FOR MACRAGE!
Dk: "I'm a newb to 40k and don't know a whole lot"
Also Dk: "Fuck the Ultramarines, they suck and I hope they die"
Like, I know its a meme but still...
He's just trying to fit in lol
It's the chanting.
I can hear it from here.
@@camramaster ULTRAMARINI
Every time he says fuck the ultramarines i want to punch him in the face
@@dominicvucic8654 Found the Smurf.
(I'm just kidding Ultramarines are one of my favorite factions.)
Bricky losing it over the Guilliman/Yvraine meme has retroactively justified its existence.
For the Avenging bean counter a respectful conversation IS flirting
List of Things The Inquisition Couldn't Do:
No 1. *TELLING GUILLIMAN TO STOP CLAPPING BIG TIDDY ELDAR CHEEKS*
That “as long as it serves your needs” at the end ABSOLUTELY validates the ship.
That has Halo 3 "Wake me, when you need me." Vibes.
I’m 50 (a Venerable Dreadnought if you will) and have been playing this game since the Ultramarines Chief Librarian was half Eldar (true, look it up). Matt Ward did irreparable harm to the faction.
We love half eldars
@@lucibvee
*Black Templar breathing intensifies*
Respectfull conversation between a Primarch and an Eldar?.... It's pretty much a love story in 40K standards.
Through G-man's indomitable will, he is able to will himself away from depending on the Armor of Fate for physical life support a while later, probably so that he can satisfy his new found craving for Eldar booty.
I have been an ultramarine fan since my first (absolutely random) encounter with 40K through a Warhammer: DoW (the very first one) match with a friend in a PC-Club. Since, I’ve done a masters‘ degree in SCM (logistics XD) and am currently working in accounting. AND my girlfriend is a DIE-HARD Eldar fan. By the Emperor, I’m such a cliche XD
The tale of Guillaman has taken root in your soul. Your destiny is his.
I am sorry.
If it's any consolation, you aren't the only Space Marine enthusiast with an Eldar fan gf.
Ok Gulliman we know it’s you
The part Bricky missed, he actually commented on. Gilliman spent "days" ....talking to each of them, putting on masks that would make them comfortable. That included the Eldari. What was mentioned there by his Waifu isn't recorded for some reason. And the "don't go!" "But I must!" is the end to pretty much 40% of all cheezy romance novels in existence. Its not much of a stretch.
She was fighting Lilith, (the eldar portion of this story happens at the same time as the imperials) The idea is that Ynnead once it consumes all the souls of the Eldar will be strong enough to kill Slannesh. Eldar gods form in the warp like the chaos gods do and for thousands of years the accumulated Eldar souls that weren’t taken by slannesh have been forming a new Godwin the depths of the warp. Eldrad saw this and tried to bring about the birth of ynnead early by using a planet that resonated with the warp and the crystallised bodies of multiple farseers but before the ritual could be complete the deathwatch interrupted the ritual stopping it however the ritual was partially successful as Ynnead stirred in the warp gaining a level of consciousness this released a massive wave of death energy that surged out across the galaxy. Yvraine died just as this energy hit the arena and Ynnead saw that she had lead a life as close to the pre fall eldar and thus revived her making her his emissary. When this happened the death energy sort of exploded and killed all the nulls that keep Khaines gate a breach into the warp in the webway closed allowing for demons to invade pandemonium ensues and yvraine escapes she sees that if chaos win this new war then the eldar are doomed anyway that’s why she agrees to revive Guilliman to lead humanity so the eldar can work without much interference from chaos as they would be so focused on killing Guilliman.
The new plan was to gather the 5 crone swords ancient weapons of eldar legend, the legend states that Moria heg the old crone asked khaine to cut off her fingers so she could drink her own blood and thus gain greater wisdom. The finger bones where handed to Vaal who forged them into swords.
The idea being if all the swords are brought together there power can replace the need for Ynnead to consume all the eldar souls
There is a theory that the laughing god has been planning for Ynneads awakening and his final trick is to trick slannesh in aiding in the rebirth of the eldar. The theory being he will trick slannesh into giving Ynnead all the eldar souls she has consumed making him strong enough to kill her.
There is another theory that both Ynnead and Isha (eldar goddess of life) are needed to revive the emperor
"The resurrection Of G-sus Christ."
*IMPERIUM SECUNDUS*
@@just_matt214 *Giliman trying to hide it*
sus?
Amogus
About the “Guilliman can’t take his armor off” thing, ACTUALLY (XD) he WAS taking it off in the following books, he was seen without the armor, so it’s not that clear. Most of the fandom now thinks that maybe he couldn’t take it off like right after the resurrection, but recovered enough with time to be able to survive without it.
It's covered in the Dawn of Fire books. He's always wearing it, but he has fitted holoprojectors to it so he can make it look like he's not to put others at ease
@@WelshMullet Well daaamn, I didn’t know that. Well, now the fan theory that the armor has a built-in soul stone sounds that much more convincing
The premiere was set for 69 minutes
You sly guys
nice
You're at 69 likes, and i refuse to change that
i believe GW didnt exactly help with the robute/yvraine shippers when they made the "thanksgiving" picture featuring the pair as the mom and dad of the scene...
Guilliman after learning about the imperiums current state: “The depression I feel So transparent that I’m pretty sure it had become a new Chaos God by now.”
Nearby Ogryn: “Aaah, what’s a chaos god?”
Ayy TTS reference
every time I hear anyone mention trayzn I just hear orikan saying "BEAN JUICE!"
I don’t want to beg but the grey knight and a thousand sons episode would be cool episode both together because not a lot of lore and codex are coming out to
Grand Master Kalder Draco really needs to get some help to warp dust it bad for your mind.
Yes you can uses the new trailer as footage
But in the world of 40k a respectful conversation between these charecters is all thats needed...get it guilleman!
In a world where almost no one chooses diplomacy (without immediate betrayal) it makes the moments where there is more impactful??
I dont think Guilliman had the sword when he woke up, as its a point in one of the books when he goes into the throne room on Terra to get the sword and "speak" with the emperor
Yvrainne and guiliman have a respectful conversation
Still a better love story the both twilight and the majority of the rest of warhammer
"Ultramar, Ultramar, oooo we're Ultramarines and we're ultra cool and we're ugh, I hate Ultramar" - Lorgar right before turning Calth into a warp storm
"Except for Games Workshop"
I feel that in my wraithbones
Bricky really needs to correct DK about the whole "Guilliman seeing the modern imperium would be like super HERESY" thing. It wouldn't be Heresy, Guilliman was from the time of the emperor where gods were not worshiped and worship of any god would be punished. So it would be betrayal of the emperor's ideal and what they fought for but not heresy since they didn't fight for religion
Pretty sure by all technicality that worshiping gods is heresy to the imperial truth, which last I checked is effectively a cult/religion of science/Atheism. In fact I'm pretty sure the pre-god emperor imperium would've done the same shit to cultures that didn't conform to the Imperial truth as the shit the current Imperium does to cultures that don't conform to the Imperial Cult.
However heresy isn't the sort of word you'd normally use for Atheism.
@@Sone01TheFirst Funny thing is The Emperor himself wasn't even an atheist, he knew there was an afterlife and deity-like beings in the warp but chose to convince people otherwise in order to starve the chaos gods of any accidental worshippers. Big E being a hypocrite should come at no surprise at this point though
Dk seems to have the intellect of a goldfish when it comes to the ultramarines and Gulliman. I'm not sure why. Might be doing it on purpose.
@@AnshumanKantiBose his fucking name... I saw the preview " DK seems to have the intelligence of..." as a push notification and was like "wtf? Haven't commented on a smash video in months, who's necromancing?!" Lol
@@godqueenbidoof everyone’s dancing!
>DK repeatedly Insulting and shitting on the Ultramarines and their name
>DK naming all his warframe builds after THE STALKER.
Ah yes. Hypocrisy. Delicious.
I don’t get the hypocrisy but timestamp?
@@anrgyauburn6723 dont quote me but stalker are tanks that are mostly Ultramarine colored. So he is technically naming ultramarine stuff on his warframe
@@MLGHazrad Stalker tanks are used by almost every Space Marine chapter. It's just GW marketing that makes them all painted as ultramarine colors.
@@MLGHazrad The Stalker is a character in warframe though, he's coloured black and red. Unless I missed him explicitly saying WH stalker, I don't think it's related to WH.
"The helmet stays on"
The Roboute and Yraine doesn’t make any sense as pointed out. I personally ship Roboute and Yassilli the bad ass atheist Rogue Trader who was save from the inquisition by Roboute. Literally the only person in the imperium who can make Roboute smile, and laugh, as well as call him Robu and live.
Because it never existed? It's just a meme.
Thanks for being the one sensible guy though cause the fanboy obsession with shipping Gulliman with Yvraine is extremely CRINGE. Also hypocrisy.
Okay I read up on Yassilli and Roboute absolutely likes her! It’s adorable! They are even grounded in legitimate chemistry!
Her character is a lot more interesting and more fun than Yvraine as well. Honestly Yvraine is a very boring big deal Eldar and mary sue IMO and people have pointed out she’s almost a Lady Malys clone, when Malys and her dealing with Cegorach is way more interesting. Also Yassilli’s Xenos pet is more unique than Yvraine’s blue space cat too lol.
So the fanboys that are obsessed with the Yvraine ship is just cause her being Eldar makes it somehow “unique” when it isn’t because human protagonist x elf heroine is the most generic fantasy ship ever which is the most boring!
Don’t mind me, it’s just the fandom obsession with the ship is insanely cringe, despite it being a meme, but so many act like it’s legit.
Anyway human GF who is a badass and unique Rogue Trader is a billion times hotter and better.
@@CherryOpera while I still love the Ynnari and dont have issues with Yvraine character (except when GW fucks the Ynnari lore harder than Slaanesh with an eldar soul), I do think the shipping is annoying and getting too far/repetitive. Like ultramarine smurf meme level of annoying. Also Visarch is my boy.
@@gunterthekaiser6190 Yeah I agree that it’s that level of annoying!
I don’t like the Ynnari faction though, cause it feels like they are trying to homogenize the Eldar (Craftworlders, Dark Eldars, Harlequins, Corsairs too?) when them being separate feels best, cause well not only were they separate to begin with, but I feel like it makes them out to be more unique/distinct so they stand out more separate. At least that’s how I feel over it. I do like the Visarch as well! He deserves more attention (he’s daddy af).
The amount of times Ive watched this episode just to hear Bricky say, “None could match Guilleman, none could come even close,” is more than I would like to admit.
What do you call a Legion of Chaos Marines that worships Nurgle but loves disguises and deception?
*The Barfa Legion.*
You could name it the farta legion for double pun points
Barfa deez nutts!
I like the fact that Rubberducky Giddy-man looks like just a larger ultramarine with his helmet on
Shy insulting the star wars community is pure chaos God energy
She in general is chaos God energy
Guilliman woke up to learn that the navy runs the railways, the church ate the post office, his dad is now worshipped as a merciless god king, can’t change anything because of all the bureaucracy, and Lorgar may have been right.
Yvrussy has Guilliman acting non-compliant
Eldussy 😭
I love these dude's constant characterization of Celestine as a lovable idiot. She's my favorite character because of these videos.
Good old Roundabout Gilgamesh
Robob gagalbeard to the modern imperium: FAAKKKKEEEEERRR
That joke is funny even beyond the bigboy cucumberpatch name screwing joke.
Rowboat Girlyman is best primarch.