"ALIZE!" | BIGG JAH

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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
  • STARRING
    @ImJustAngie AND @Jaé The Fade AS "ALIZE"
    WITH
    @Minks
    SHOT BY @TroyInLA AND @Jay Ali
    MUSIC
    "Lost Minds" BY @Jay Ali
    "Lookin At You BY @Sean Carson AND @Jay Ali
    "Miss Thang" BY @Jay Ali

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,4 тис.

  • @erikayahchelle1123
    @erikayahchelle1123 4 роки тому +379

    This ain’t no smart home. This a smart azz home!! 😂😂😂

  • @theonnalexander9864
    @theonnalexander9864 4 роки тому +532

    T shirt and no panties like Winnie the Pooh. I just died

    • @cswan0119
      @cswan0119 4 роки тому +8

      ☠️☠️☠️

    • @faith0107
      @faith0107 4 роки тому +5

      beeyex burrow - 🤣

    • @mcsmith35
      @mcsmith35 4 роки тому +8

      💀💀💀

    • @godzjewlz5245
      @godzjewlz5245 4 роки тому +6

      I need some of that T-shirt and no panties action

    • @jeyiflosfarms
      @jeyiflosfarms 4 роки тому +2

      Thought I heard : getting ready to 💩

  • @steverl22
    @steverl22 4 роки тому +621

    He’s in a bad relationship with his smart device😂😂

  • @paulheard6427
    @paulheard6427 4 роки тому +173

    You get what you pay for... cheap as Alize! “Alize go to sleep”.. “Naw I’m up now” 😂😂😂😂 I’m 💀💀💀

  • @C-Lightning
    @C-Lightning 4 роки тому +123

    Alizè turning into Skynet 😂

  • @jubamerchant742
    @jubamerchant742 4 роки тому +266

    Once again Bigg Jah reigns supreme when it comes to the short skits. Alize is not only tripping but is also a hater.

    • @deking1973
      @deking1973 4 роки тому +8

      And she is jealous she doesn't get his meat. That is why,😂😂😂

    • @unknownx7252
      @unknownx7252 4 роки тому +4

      Content like this is why he has a mil subs.

    • @walterreedjr6762
      @walterreedjr6762 4 роки тому +1

      So 11and a half minutes is short to you
      Hope u were being sarcastic

    • @unknownx7252
      @unknownx7252 4 роки тому

      @@walterreedjr6762 you're right, his earlier stuff were usually 2 or 3 minutes. Now they're getting longer but still great content though. I guess a balance between the two would be great.

    • @walterreedjr6762
      @walterreedjr6762 4 роки тому +2

      @Harold Finch elhadj and Jay horn are funny also and a lot of them make skits with parts did you see "when the whole crew stupid" and the legendary series " the lesbian homie" I think that is how Jah got to a million subscribers.

  • @Rossburner
    @Rossburner 4 роки тому +423

    “Extra curricular cakes”
    “Plum juice and butter pecan ice cream”
    Lol

  • @carbsvscardio5359
    @carbsvscardio5359 4 роки тому +250

    She got more cake than 4 weddings.

    • @yungjc2
      @yungjc2 4 роки тому +4

      Truuuuu

    • @shanieg7031
      @shanieg7031 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂sho do

    • @servantofthetruth8203
      @servantofthetruth8203 4 роки тому +8

      This comment is funny as hell and true at the same damn time..it deserves way more likes

    • @carbsvscardio5359
      @carbsvscardio5359 4 роки тому

      @@servantofthetruth8203 thanks, and feel free to to subscribe to my channel!

    • @dwaynegarrett28
      @dwaynegarrett28 4 роки тому +3

      😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yasmeenkia
    @yasmeenkia 4 роки тому +119

    He's in a relationship with Alize😂😂
    That system gone be restocked immediately, hella returns...

  • @jalilfreeman-debrow
    @jalilfreeman-debrow 4 роки тому +115

    Big Jah: Aliza set the mood please
    Aliza: Oh Ok I was wondering when you was gonna talk to me with some sense. 😂😂😂😂

  • @olufemiagbato8519
    @olufemiagbato8519 4 роки тому +217

    Imagine if 'Alize' was a car GPS, there would be a lot of Cadillacs, Impalas and Nissan Maximas in wrecks.....LMAOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @humdrumdontsuccumb
    @humdrumdontsuccumb 4 роки тому +673

    Them cakes need their own area code, zip code, and IP address.

  • @npmness
    @npmness 4 роки тому +378

    "I was wondering when you was gonna talk to me like you got some sense."

    • @myjojobrown582
      @myjojobrown582 4 роки тому +13

      Lmaooo I'm hella weak

    • @KingCapricorn115
      @KingCapricorn115 4 роки тому +11

      That set it off 😂😂😂 I knew the skit was gone be fire after that 😭

    • @db-hj9cu
      @db-hj9cu 4 роки тому +1

      @NEGUS MBARKA man wtf that have to do with her comment

    • @db-hj9cu
      @db-hj9cu 4 роки тому +1

      @NEGUS MBARKA still ain't got shit to do with her comment. On deez

    • @i_kick_ss_biotch5378
      @i_kick_ss_biotch5378 4 роки тому

      Lmfaooo

  • @JVilla26
    @JVilla26 4 роки тому +348

    Low key he be smashing his Alize, that's the reason she crazy

  • @jdallgood1
    @jdallgood1 4 роки тому +94

    The "Damn"'s never get old. I laugh every time.

  • @carmenbennett4700
    @carmenbennett4700 4 роки тому +69

    I’ve died 💀⚰️ a thousand times behind this skit, Alize went straight in 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😩

  • @SilkyLew
    @SilkyLew 4 роки тому +209

    Alize would've gotten unplugged/dismantled real quick lmao.

    • @warking2734
      @warking2734 4 роки тому

      YooForik facts!

    • @peezyhoe
      @peezyhoe 4 роки тому

      😂😂

    • @jayhooks6031
      @jayhooks6031 4 роки тому +2

      His girl tried that.... look at what happened to her.

    • @remidibeatz8780
      @remidibeatz8780 4 роки тому

      LMAO @ dismantled 😂😂😂😂

    • @jameskedwards4429
      @jameskedwards4429 4 роки тому +1

      You have to get creative to beat Alize´. Unplugging is not an option. ...might have to go down and get the utilities shut off, then dismantle!

  • @Jon804Official
    @Jon804Official 4 роки тому +472

    2020 needs to see the return of Tiberius : The Hood Hitman

    • @yungjc2
      @yungjc2 4 роки тому +18

      The nigga can't go outside to do hits. Lol

    • @kwaseb
      @kwaseb 4 роки тому +7

      Bam, tryna fuck up coronavirus😝

    • @Kevo1993
      @Kevo1993 4 роки тому +1

      jonathan collier 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @angelgonzalezrocha6530
      @angelgonzalezrocha6530 4 роки тому +1

      DJ Jon804 Remixes lmao yeah indeed

    • @Theevangelist7
      @Theevangelist7 4 роки тому +6

      We need Tiberius put hands on Corona

  • @thelegacyofgaming2928
    @thelegacyofgaming2928 4 роки тому +60

    "I'll have both of y'all breaking y'all toes in here"
    BRUH

  • @chukc2012
    @chukc2012 4 роки тому +132

    Alize. "Yeah he was sleeping alight, sleeping in some pus......."
    Bigg Jah "Nahhhh, Nahhhhh"

  • @courtneysmith1558
    @courtneysmith1558 4 роки тому +342

    This one was good fam. I love the fact that you don't recycle ideas and come up with unique scenarios. Best content on UA-cam fam.

    • @CLLife
      @CLLife 4 роки тому +11

      FACTS 💪💯

    • @unknownx7252
      @unknownx7252 4 роки тому +14

      Dude is ultra talented.

    • @earlsgaming2137
      @earlsgaming2137 4 роки тому +9

      💯💯💯 He is the "King". That's why I wish he'd release content more often. His skits are excellent!

    • @kiddgemini2068
      @kiddgemini2068 4 роки тому +2

      Courtney Smith he needs a movie

    • @promnightdumpsterbaby7430
      @promnightdumpsterbaby7430 4 роки тому +2

      Him and Cornell are the Kings of skits

  • @KingDiesel504
    @KingDiesel504 4 роки тому +993

    When you buy an Alexa from the corner store...

    • @jazzyfour
      @jazzyfour 4 роки тому +6

      FACTS. Lol

    • @jamesbriggins8949
      @jamesbriggins8949 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @damenrowell3444
      @damenrowell3444 4 роки тому +4

      Wow that was good my brother keep up the good work God bless

    • @tremayneg
      @tremayneg 4 роки тому +11

      Or when you buy from Bruh man fif floor! 🤣🤣

    • @overdalimit
      @overdalimit 4 роки тому +5

      LMAO.... Like from the Arab store huh!!!

  • @dartheinnulfr8986
    @dartheinnulfr8986 4 роки тому +130

    I'd rather deal with Alexa snitchin on me to feds 😅. This one here SUPER OUT OF POCKET😂

    • @kevinsanchez7035
      @kevinsanchez7035 4 роки тому +9

      Ibrahim Smith bruh facts and the crazy thing is this is starting to be modern technology 😭Lolol

    • @unknownx7252
      @unknownx7252 4 роки тому +3

      @@kevinsanchez7035 yep, they're making them more interactive where they can actually carry a conversation. Check out Sophia the robot.

    • @Latrina05
      @Latrina05 4 роки тому

      Oh yeah her ass got to go!!! 😂

  • @kakashi1.
    @kakashi1. 4 роки тому +19

    "EXTRA Curricular Cakes" Bruh Bigg Jah the only dude who be having me dying just by regular sentences he be saying 😭😭

  • @kb2x172
    @kb2x172 4 роки тому +16

    "You gon' let your Alize talk to me like that". 😂😂😂

  • @yvesade1007
    @yvesade1007 4 роки тому +82

    This is a classic... Please make this a series. Wow, " leave the yams here though". Still laughing.

  • @vatiebossup8721
    @vatiebossup8721 4 роки тому +110

    Big dog hit a million

  • @834_cross
    @834_cross 4 роки тому +178

    "Tee shirt and no panties like Winnie the Poo" 😂😂😂

  • @brotha_tree
    @brotha_tree 4 роки тому +16

    "Alizé" be in str8 BEASTMODE! LMBO 😂🤣😂😅😆😄

  • @luduludu7663
    @luduludu7663 4 роки тому +29

    "Leave the yams here doe"💀💀💀

  • @charliekuffour8024
    @charliekuffour8024 4 роки тому +49

    "Now u wanna talk with the humble voice"😂😂😂

  • @OkRoomer123-
    @OkRoomer123- 4 роки тому +152

    Jah forgot to mention Monessa played for the L.A. *Yams*

  • @johnettejackson6219
    @johnettejackson6219 4 роки тому +77

    She said “Did you put hands on me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @moonman0506
    @moonman0506 4 роки тому +14

    Yo When alize said come outside 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YourNorthFloridaRealtor
    @YourNorthFloridaRealtor 4 роки тому +5

    "This Alize needs to be updated, she be tripping and she talking outta sorts"🤣🤣🤣🤣 Play this video at a funeral I'm laughing, I'm sorry

  • @dachosen114
    @dachosen114 4 роки тому +161

    “plum juice and butter pecan ice cream”

  • @IAMINFUSION
    @IAMINFUSION 4 роки тому +223

    You should've named her "The Takashia 69" 😁😁😂😂😂😂

  • @javioushurd3516
    @javioushurd3516 4 роки тому +248

    When Alize even started to feel like she was going to start snitching I'm shutting her down!

  • @sirelcapetain6559
    @sirelcapetain6559 3 роки тому +9

    Big Jah supposed to be a millionaire... God's honest truth... Comedy is supposed to make you laugh, but this man makes me laughs so hard to where tears come out of my eyes... Round of applause,,, standing ovation... Big Jah The Great💯

  • @SuperLiverpool89
    @SuperLiverpool89 3 роки тому +9

    I love these skits. This man is extremely talented.

  • @shannonpollard3964
    @shannonpollard3964 4 роки тому +375

    Alizé he got a hood Alexa, Alizé is a snitch though lol.

    • @rollsroyce2627
      @rollsroyce2627 4 роки тому +7

      Facts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @1940underdog
      @1940underdog 4 роки тому +14

      He better cut Alize loose, or he won't be getting no extra, extra Curricular activities no more.

    • @mikedee936
      @mikedee936 4 роки тому +7

      @@1940underdog fr fr 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cordsmith3742
      @cordsmith3742 4 роки тому

      Shannon Pollard 😂😂😂

    • @TIJULESCLAUDY
      @TIJULESCLAUDY 4 роки тому +3

      That was genius

  • @Tyler_ThaTruth
    @Tyler_ThaTruth 4 роки тому +164

    That’s one ratchet smart home, gotta uninstall that immediately lol

  • @mildmayheadless5217
    @mildmayheadless5217 4 роки тому +48

    Minks killed me when he was singing on the phone 😂😂😂😂

  • @ananagideonowusu2322
    @ananagideonowusu2322 2 роки тому +8

    No one can act the role of Alize more than Jae the fade 😂 😂

  • @djfanboyLIVE
    @djfanboyLIVE 4 роки тому +3

    I like that Jah shows real love to the big girls. Respect, homie.

  • @duanedavide3draeedwards465
    @duanedavide3draeedwards465 4 роки тому +140

    PLEASE TURN THIS INTO A SERIES...HILARIOUS!

  • @HeyLeebie
    @HeyLeebie 4 роки тому +53

    Congrats on 1M moe 🔥🔥🔥

  • @MaxCharpentier
    @MaxCharpentier 4 роки тому +22

    This Alize needs to be updated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayvohnfoster1559
    @jayvohnfoster1559 4 роки тому +4

    Yooo them “Damns” be legendary 😂😂😂😂

  • @mrdefinition_5838
    @mrdefinition_5838 4 роки тому +9

    Man this is a classic!! We need a pt2-10 with Alize whooping ass! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @grandhustle70
    @grandhustle70 4 роки тому +77

    ALIZE IS THAT NEW SIXNINE 69 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @garyjohnson791
    @garyjohnson791 4 роки тому +27

    I'm in tears! Bigg Jah your skills are tight! Nice skit!

  • @basketballgod2791
    @basketballgod2791 4 роки тому +46

    The one with the extra curricular cakes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @jimmiehamilton8081
    @jimmiehamilton8081 4 роки тому

    Big Jahh with the real comedy.You with Nay or Sade combo can't be beat.

  • @boxhave
    @boxhave 4 роки тому +5

    “Amen” when she got up. Accepting his blessings.

  • @leroyrobinson7018
    @leroyrobinson7018 4 роки тому +46

    Yup I'm taking Alize back and grabbing an Alexa

  • @kingssportskonversation7351
    @kingssportskonversation7351 4 роки тому +55

    Alize too slick for me. 😂😂 She talk back too much. 😂😂 All that attitude.

  • @The_Immortal_DJ
    @The_Immortal_DJ 4 роки тому +34

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 this “caught me of guard” type of funny

  • @MarcLCofie
    @MarcLCofie 4 роки тому +6

    THIS WAS SOME OF THE MOST HILARIOUS STUFF I'VE EVER SEEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TFUMEAN2
    @TFUMEAN2 4 роки тому +3

    Lmao he said “plumb juice and butter pecan ice cream.” I’m through 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️⚰️⚰️⚰️

  • @wubswubsy
    @wubswubsy 4 роки тому +11

    Bigg Jahh I’m so happy to see u back doing your thing with yo “Chuff” self. Thank God for your healing. 💙🕊💙🕊💙🕊💙🕊💙🕊💙🕊💙

  • @squared512d
    @squared512d 4 роки тому +24

    “Leave the yams here though!” 🤣🤣

  • @gazergazerso8650
    @gazergazerso8650 4 роки тому +52

    jah always with the thick ones 🤩

  • @timcampbell4132
    @timcampbell4132 4 роки тому +22

    "Alize" is GOING BACK to "amazone" for a refund!!!

  • @JT-mo8fk
    @JT-mo8fk 4 роки тому

    The bloopers are the fuqqn funniest...damn y'all got me dfl

  • @ms.lpriester5626
    @ms.lpriester5626 4 роки тому +31

    Alize straight ignored him until he said please!! I need this home system, smooth snitchin Haaahaaa

  • @lakeisha1728
    @lakeisha1728 4 роки тому +14

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was too funny. 🗣 "You're disloyal af!" I'm listening to "There You Go" and "My My My" right after this. 💯

  • @moneyman2200
    @moneyman2200 4 роки тому +32

    That deep breath Jah took at the beginning is reppin' all of us out here that BEEN waiting for a new skit after all the other homies in the squad been dropping shit on a regs...

  • @dachopup8495
    @dachopup8495 4 роки тому +2

    Bruh your skits are pure GENIUS ALIZE SET THE MOOD 50% 😆🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @kkc334
    @kkc334 4 роки тому +3

    Big Jah-"ALIZE!!!....SET THE MOOD.....PLEASE.
    Alize- "I was wondering when you was gonna talk to me like you got some sen-"
    *Ad plays.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @3RDCOASTSWANGIN
    @3RDCOASTSWANGIN 4 роки тому +23

    We gotta get more of Alize 😂😂😂😂😂💯

  • @byronspears9395
    @byronspears9395 4 роки тому +54

    Aye😳 this some," Hood Twilight Zone" shhh...😂😂😂

  • @manamongstboyz8956
    @manamongstboyz8956 4 роки тому +38

    Bruh I’ve been watching Jah for so long I predicted his “damn” ad-lib when she walked in the kitchen🤣🤣

  • @ruddiato
    @ruddiato 4 роки тому +21

    When you hittin Angie from the back, it's all about technique, right leg up on a chair and a right cheek hoisted up when you working it 😍😍🤤🤤👍🏾👍🏾. She definitely worth a work out

  • @AllFather-TheStoicGod
    @AllFather-TheStoicGod 4 роки тому +1

    This is the first time the Bloopers were funnier than the skit! 😂🔥🏆💰

  • @rexfinance4633
    @rexfinance4633 4 роки тому +222

    You won’t find the fake fans here🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @LouisVuitton1
      @LouisVuitton1 4 роки тому +5

      SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST

    • @dametreuspppp8734
      @dametreuspppp8734 4 роки тому +1

      The main reason blk ppl cant be in electronics 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @law7950
    @law7950 4 роки тому +47

    i would have ripped that Alize system out the sockets!!!! lool

  • @curtis75black
    @curtis75black 4 роки тому +36

    Alize is dead ass wrong !! Blowing up his spot !! 😂😂😂

  • @genestevens8463
    @genestevens8463 4 роки тому +4

    Funny stuff bruh!! Alize said take that bass out ya voice! 😂😂

  • @MegaShowtime2012
    @MegaShowtime2012 4 роки тому +20

    I guess a woman in real life or a woman in a smart device ain't any different! 😂

  • @z.i.y469
    @z.i.y469 4 роки тому +28

    This skit had me dying glad to see big jah back in action

  • @leedawson6455
    @leedawson6455 4 роки тому +33

    Mad writing skills JAHH... THIS ONE FIRE!.... ON EAST LONDON. THIS ONE GOT ME ROLLING. 😂.....

  • @benigntumor
    @benigntumor 4 роки тому +9

    Shout out to Big Jah's writing skills on this skit and Jae The Fade for the fire delivery!! Also Just Angie for the yams as always!

  • @fredrickharris635
    @fredrickharris635 4 роки тому +2

    Hilarious! I laugh pressed rewind and laughed again multiple times throughout the skit. Definitely worth a part 2.

  • @deadmanlyndon
    @deadmanlyndon 4 роки тому +2

    Alize, set the mood, aahahaahahhaahaaaa

  • @IAMINFUSION
    @IAMINFUSION 4 роки тому +29

    "This Alize needs to be updated" lol

  • @londongordon3708
    @londongordon3708 4 роки тому +21

    1MILLION Congratulations big bruh you deserve that you mad funny bro😂😂

  • @GR8119
    @GR8119 4 роки тому +138

    Sounds like Alize needs to be giving up yams if she can physically manifest and is curbing company!!!

  • @eh-ym3ws
    @eh-ym3ws 4 роки тому +3

    Jah you crazy. This shit is funny as hell. This was unique brother. Keep doing your thing brother.

  • @BOOGNASTY1
    @BOOGNASTY1 4 роки тому +1

    This has to be your funniest episode!!

  • @elizabethbiederman8035
    @elizabethbiederman8035 4 роки тому +19

    “Extra-curricular cakes” LMAO !!

  • @garylatham9463
    @garylatham9463 4 роки тому +26

    On real big Jah that scit was pure Genius I would of never thought of something like this keep on keeping on my brother you are blessed

  • @isiah1977
    @isiah1977 4 роки тому +14

    alize has to go go gooooooo🤣🤣🤣

  • @samuelstrickland2848
    @samuelstrickland2848 2 роки тому +1

    Jae is wild on this ONE!

  • @GodzEyeProductions
    @GodzEyeProductions 24 дні тому +1

    Aye this man got creativity on 500+ like a Lil Wayne mixtape...that Alize talking back like a hood chick and doing what she want is 😂😂😂😂

  • @Orochi_Agito
    @Orochi_Agito 4 роки тому +26

    We need this as a series 😂😂

  • @Envizibal
    @Envizibal 4 роки тому +14

    Jae is a straight fool with the Alize vocals 😂

  • @wethepeoplegh
    @wethepeoplegh 4 роки тому +163

    Just switch her off and handle your business bro. Simple.

    • @Docfly62
      @Docfly62 4 роки тому +1

      You haven't seen 2001: A Space Odyssey :-)

    • @timothybright7064
      @timothybright7064 4 роки тому +5

      I think Alize has too much 🔥 to be unplugged!

    • @deking1973
      @deking1973 4 роки тому +4

      Unplugged Alize and plug you know who Big Jah

    • @834_cross
      @834_cross 4 роки тому +1

      Then the skit wouldn't be funny. 😐

    • @jarretthuffin
      @jarretthuffin 4 роки тому

      Facts

  • @ananagideonowusu2322
    @ananagideonowusu2322 2 роки тому

    I can’t stop watching this Alizee video 😂 😂 😂.

  • @t-ravconsultantgroup2003
    @t-ravconsultantgroup2003 3 роки тому

    This never gets old. LMBO. When she said "Come outside". I lost it.