Steven Seagal Force Of Execution Is So Bad It Wears Socks With Sandals - Worst Movie Ever

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2023
  • Steven Seagal movie Force Of Execution. Everyone knows Steven Seagal is the Bum of Dumb. Now, Marsellus Wallace is coming for his titles of the Dummy of Tummy and 'The Round Mound of Sitting Down.' Like all Steven Seagal movies, things are gonna get real stupid, real fast.
    #stevenseagal #actionmovies #badmovies
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  • @SpaceIce
    @SpaceIce  7 місяців тому +214

    Check out my Patreon for ad-free and uncensored videos: www.patreon.com/Space_Ice

    • @user-tc7bf7vd9i
      @user-tc7bf7vd9i 7 місяців тому +2

      Pleaaase do solo 1996

    • @h2w25
      @h2w25 7 місяців тому +2

      All of my black friends wear socks with sandals… I’ve never understood it, but there’s no getting around it

    • @xavierquintana2734
      @xavierquintana2734 7 місяців тому

      When you doing HIGHLANDER?
      I mean, the dude had an orgasm after cutting a dudes head off on a parking lot! How badass is that!!!???

    • @joootooobboosheet2486
      @joootooobboosheet2486 7 місяців тому +1

      LOL! I wish I could hit LIKE a million times. Your comedy is gold, and makes me actually want to watch this movie!

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 7 місяців тому +3

      Hey Space Ice! How long are you gonna duck and hide from the one GOOD Steven Seagal movie even you can't spin otherwise. Under Siege... I dare you, try and make it look bad!

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby 7 місяців тому +3404

    Space Ice has built an an entire channel off of trashing Seagal, Can't help but respect that

    • @Epofapent
      @Epofapent 7 місяців тому +113

      Space ice showed the world...

    • @donnymcgahan1158
      @donnymcgahan1158 7 місяців тому +148

      Didn't realize how many of these movies there were until this channel

    • @Edward-6909
      @Edward-6909 7 місяців тому +27

      Respect & well earned

    • @andrewalker2056
      @andrewalker2056 7 місяців тому +32

      😂😂 I've literally went back and watched all those Segal movies because this channel

    • @scottgill2643
      @scottgill2643 7 місяців тому +38

      Can't wait for his take on Under Siege 1 and 2.

  • @BrutalFoX.
    @BrutalFoX. 7 місяців тому +1478

    these reviews are the reason I hope Steven Segal keep making movies

    • @theticalfawn
      @theticalfawn 7 місяців тому +10

      strong competition ina real stupid .... department :D

    • @user-gi8pk9uc7q
      @user-gi8pk9uc7q 7 місяців тому +17

      Yeah, so we can laugh our heads off at how awful they are!

    • @mattpierre891
      @mattpierre891 7 місяців тому +21

      We still haven't even touched Segal pretending to be a sheriff in Louisiana. And that's a whole 'nother level of terrible.

    • @hagdore
      @hagdore 7 місяців тому

      There's speculation that the real reason these movies are made is that they're a front for a money laundering operation. I'm no conspiracy theorist, but this sounds plausible, given the type of individual Segal is.

    • @BluSpykz
      @BluSpykz 7 місяців тому +13

      He hasn't made a movie in 4 years. And with him pledging allegiance with and to Russia recently, I don't see him moving back to America to make more.

  • @bogus69
    @bogus69 7 місяців тому +354

    I love how seagal puts on the same uniform for every movie. He even rocks his “spec ops” wardrobe towards the end. 💀

    • @deucepickle2091
      @deucepickle2091 7 місяців тому +48

      Yeah, I was like, oh shit, he put on his tactical scarf.

    • @gosforthlad
      @gosforthlad 6 місяців тому

      ​@@deucepickle2091Comment of the week !

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 5 місяців тому +18

      he just shows up in his own clothes and decided to feel tacticool that day and they had to roll with it.

    • @jacobfreeman8198
      @jacobfreeman8198 4 місяці тому +12

      I mean have you put jeans on a wrecking ball

    • @bogus69
      @bogus69 4 місяці тому +2

      @@jacobfreeman8198 that’s the best answer I’ve seen 😂

  • @thrillathakilla
    @thrillathakilla 7 місяців тому +66

    "Six months later and word got out he's in a Segal movie, so now he's unhirable" 😂OMG

  • @markwilkinson294
    @markwilkinson294 7 місяців тому +676

    "you might could have a job." Seagal's work ethic.

    • @DangerLurking
      @DangerLurking 7 місяців тому +35

      Lol😂😂😂😂almost said the same nonsense

    • @startedskating86
      @startedskating86 7 місяців тому +84

      It might could be an illusion

    • @jayforeman5299
      @jayforeman5299 7 місяців тому +15

      ​@@startedskating86You not be lying.

    • @owie4070
      @owie4070 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@startedskating86😂😂

    • @pinkcashmeres
      @pinkcashmeres 7 місяців тому +15

      This is also my work ethic when the clock says 4:30pm.

  • @rubynall80
    @rubynall80 7 місяців тому +781

    Anyone who thinks being in a porno is a career killer later in life, clearly had never been in a Steven Seagal film.

    • @jennifergilkey
      @jennifergilkey 7 місяців тому +11

      🤣

    • @bananaempijama
      @bananaempijama 7 місяців тому +7

      😅😅 indeed

    • @cybercop0083
      @cybercop0083 7 місяців тому +50

      I don’t know about that. I consider them the Vegas of Films. What happens in a Seagal film, stays in a Seagal film.

    • @portrasdamascara8750
      @portrasdamascara8750 7 місяців тому

      Doents kwon about a brasilian actor in big shows of drama began doing porn and later became deputy in Federal house of Brasil name is frota kk😅

    • @joe-zj8js
      @joe-zj8js 7 місяців тому +2

      Great take brother

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 7 місяців тому +272

    I love that the guy has to keep using his hands the whole movie despite also having to pretend they're not functional.

    • @Christopher-qq4dl
      @Christopher-qq4dl 7 місяців тому +4

      😂

    • @mrdaym
      @mrdaym 7 місяців тому +13

      When you really think about it, it gets stupider. There's no floor here folks.

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 5 місяців тому +2

      LMAO

    • @Absolute_Goblin
      @Absolute_Goblin 2 місяці тому +14

      Did I understand correctly? He did everything right so Seagal tortured him and permanently took away his use of his hands so he can never fight or work again...to protect him? If that's right Seagal truly is the villain without even understanding it. What an idiot psychopath

  • @wildmooseking
    @wildmooseking 7 місяців тому +64

    I've noticed a pattern in these movies where there always is a younger, more physically capable actor who's actually in shape and can fight, but he's always either:
    -killed
    -betrays Waddle Seagal
    -Has to admit that Waddle Seagal is cooler than him
    -Was always the bad guy
    If that isn't the saddest projection ever, I don’t know what is.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 5 місяців тому +11

      There has to be actual action in the movie, but it's a Seagal movie, so someone else has to do it. But Seagal is also that super badass, so the guy who does stuff can't be better than the penguin

  • @charlesyoung9980
    @charlesyoung9980 7 місяців тому +668

    If you ever feel like your life is going nowhere and you'll never amount to much of anything, just remember Steven Seagal is still making movies.

    • @Cold_Cactus
      @Cold_Cactus 7 місяців тому +70

      I'm convinced he's involved in a mob money laundering racket

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 7 місяців тому +12

      I’m a part time dishwasher…

    • @sethwick8348
      @sethwick8348 7 місяців тому +35

      ​@@Cold_Cactushe is. He has been from the very beginning of his movie career.

    • @Thelemonlicorice
      @Thelemonlicorice 7 місяців тому +1

      He has stopped after 2020

    • @PREDATEURLT
      @PREDATEURLT 7 місяців тому +9

      @@treystephens6166 Well, you could be Steven Seagal's fan, so at least you have something.

  • @ControlAllDa1337
    @ControlAllDa1337 7 місяців тому +300

    "You have to wake up real early in the afternoon to pull a slow one on Seagal" 💀

    • @armageddonmma8907
      @armageddonmma8907 7 місяців тому +4

      can someone explain that to me lol

    • @ControlAllDa1337
      @ControlAllDa1337 7 місяців тому +44

      @@armageddonmma8907 if we have to explain it, then you might be Steven Seagal.

    • @mojebi3804
      @mojebi3804 7 місяців тому

      @@ControlAllDa1337 He may not be familiar with English/American sayings like "pull a fast one" to get it. Dipshit.

    • @The_ZeroLine
      @The_ZeroLine 5 місяців тому +2

      LMAO

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 4 місяці тому +2

      @@armageddonmma8907
      - wake up **real early**
      - in the **afternoon**

  • @michaelsaenz
    @michaelsaenz 7 місяців тому +230

    “How do I get out of here?” That, legit made me laugh, my ass off, knowing that the exit sign is behind . 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 4 місяці тому +21

      he was probably asking himself that right after joining the cast.

    • @SuperDutyDave
      @SuperDutyDave Місяць тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ILLRICARDO
    @ILLRICARDO 7 місяців тому +195

    Fun fact: if Steven Segal falls on top of you, it is called the force of execution.

  • @Pyke64
    @Pyke64 7 місяців тому +420

    "It's an arms race of stupidity and it's escalating quickly" sounds suspiciously like Seagal's career.

    • @meezysnipefest878
      @meezysnipefest878 7 місяців тому +5

      Verbal gold

    • @unlimited-6183
      @unlimited-6183 7 місяців тому

      that's the face of someone who he's gonna die - it turns out he's really fd - but hes.... and she's a woman - she's hideous anyway, so stfu - LOL This dude is hilarious !!

    • @pk1645
      @pk1645 7 місяців тому +6

      Nobody could compete in a race of stupidity with Sensai Seagull.

    • @powerofme7144
      @powerofme7144 6 місяців тому +6

      Slappy patty cake hands race

    • @RRVCrinale
      @RRVCrinale 24 дні тому

      That's gotta be a tagline for a later movie.

  • @hoesficfiric7473
    @hoesficfiric7473 7 місяців тому +726

    Something we can all agree on is that sensei Seagal will never disappoint.

    • @alexislebienheureux1459
      @alexislebienheureux1459 7 місяців тому +29

      For the worst, he is the best! 😁

    • @maelradec6766
      @maelradec6766 7 місяців тому +7

      He is the type of guy who put a thumb up him but while playing with himself while watching under siege cake scene. And no one knows is it over the girl or the cake?

    • @VanillaSlice72
      @VanillaSlice72 7 місяців тому +2

      A bit like KFC, promises a lot then you get 💩.

    • @hardcoreromeo2111
      @hardcoreromeo2111 7 місяців тому

      Unless it’s with a woman cause in the bedroom he always disappoints

    • @p0rt3r
      @p0rt3r 7 місяців тому +11

      He never disappoints at disappointing the audience.

  • @sougata7
    @sougata7 7 місяців тому +47

    "He agreed to be in a Seagal movie, so he won't say No to anything." LOL

  • @sixthirtyfife
    @sixthirtyfife 7 місяців тому +70

    It's so sad to see these actors put on a brave face and act their little hearts out, while OBVIOUSLY falling on hard times.

  • @josephsalmonte4995
    @josephsalmonte4995 7 місяців тому +468

    How can you hate this film? Brilliant performances by Hector, Hector and Hector 😂

    • @deanwinchester7179
      @deanwinchester7179 7 місяців тому +48

      Hector was really good too

    • @ordohereticus3427
      @ordohereticus3427 7 місяців тому +8

      Lol!

    • @relicdad88
      @relicdad88 7 місяців тому +4

      Was 1 of those hectors Andy Barkley sure looked like it dnt kno 4 sure tho way 2 many hectors lol

    • @Stuck_In_The_Ice_Box
      @Stuck_In_The_Ice_Box 7 місяців тому +20

      Oh please, Hector carried the whole movie. Thank God he was there to cover for Hector's lack of emotional acting range.

    • @BloodEdgeExtreme2000
      @BloodEdgeExtreme2000 7 місяців тому +11

      How dare u forget about Hector, he was so good he almost made Seagal look like a rookie

  • @gregbors8364
    @gregbors8364 7 місяців тому +228

    Seagal has put out a lot of movies that I never heard of until Space Ice roasted them

    • @vuey23
      @vuey23 7 місяців тому +11

      I thought he had stopped making movies in the 90s 😅

    • @kman215
      @kman215 7 місяців тому +1

      Me too. I didn't know he was still making all these movies

    • @shaz2761
      @shaz2761 7 місяців тому +4

      TBF I don't think the cast and crew have heard of this movie either

    • @MoeHamHead-bx7og
      @MoeHamHead-bx7og 5 місяців тому +3

      This was in the glory days when they were still made in the U.S. and even had some recognizable co-stars. Now he makes them in places like Romania and uses CGI made on a Commodore 64.

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 5 місяців тому +50

    Probably the best cast of all the Seagal movies
    Seagal, Marcellus Seagallus, witch doctor Machete, Dollar Store Terry Crews, The Seagal Superfan, Hector, Hector and Hector, their buddy Hector and his buddy Hector.
    That almost sounds like a Seagal parody on it's own.

  • @shoveltricker7024
    @shoveltricker7024 7 місяців тому +22

    the way he says "mega blockbuster hit movie" gets me everytime

  • @Okijuben
    @Okijuben 7 місяців тому +562

    I tried to watch one of Seagal's movies recently and it was physically impossible, it was so unbearable. Space Ice makes Seagal awesome; which makes Space Ice an international hero.

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 7 місяців тому +51

      And you've got to admire the stoicism of the man Ice, no one else could actually watch one of these and translate it into something entertaining to boot!

    • @Okijuben
      @Okijuben 7 місяців тому +31

      @@skylined5534 Yes, one could even say he improves the script/storyline by 1000%. His version is much more accurate than the Seagal movie itself.

    • @johnrust592
      @johnrust592 7 місяців тому +18

      I watched "Born to Raise Hell" to review for my podcast. That was one of the worst decisions I ever made in my life.

    • @williamwalker-bm5mz
      @williamwalker-bm5mz 7 місяців тому +13

      Seagals first 5 movies, early in his career, were great films. I admit, he kinda fell off though. At least he started out good...give em a little credit....im just sayin🙄

    • @joshcarter-com
      @joshcarter-com 7 місяців тому +6

      I rewatched some of the old ones recently. They’re not terrible but only Under Siege is what I’d call genuinely good.

  • @insidevoices6374
    @insidevoices6374 7 місяців тому +181

    “You have to wake up real early in the afternoon to pull a slow one on Segal.” That was good. I laughed out loud in real life

  • @SlamBaron
    @SlamBaron 7 місяців тому +26

    The fact he keeps calling Ving Rhames Marcellus Wallace instead is hilarious.

  • @evanblake5252
    @evanblake5252 7 місяців тому +23

    How Space Ice has endured this many Seagal movies without becoming a broken husk of a man, I will never know.

  • @comfibold
    @comfibold 7 місяців тому +125

    Nearly broke my ribs laughing so hard at that squeaky toy noise.

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 7 місяців тому

      Is it not supposed to be a squeaky toy?

    • @demonbre
      @demonbre 2 місяці тому

      No​@@andrewleah1983

    • @txtamaman
      @txtamaman Місяць тому

      Me too..I swear I've watched that over and over

  • @tomasbarta3020
    @tomasbarta3020 7 місяців тому +85

    "We have an arms race of stupidity on our hands - and it's escalating fast." - What a gem of one-liner!

    • @jealousmuch888
      @jealousmuch888 7 місяців тому +3

      😂😂 I can't with this man!!❤

  • @Jus-Too-Smoove
    @Jus-Too-Smoove 7 місяців тому +21

    “Dollar General Terry Crews.” 😂😂😂. 9:39

  • @swanclipper
    @swanclipper 7 місяців тому +30

    you do realise, out of all of us, Space Ice actually watches these, enough times (at least more than once) to make funny story lines to the shit that's really happening.
    Do any of you think you could watch one steven seagal movie and write a script reviewing it in any way?
    Space Ice, keep going man.

  • @paulgoogol2652
    @paulgoogol2652 7 місяців тому +175

    "He's in a Seagul movie. So he can't say 'no' to anything."
    This got me rolling on the floor. I don't remember if I was laughing or crying because it's the saddest realization that a person, that trys to make ends meet, can have.

    • @onikin
      @onikin 7 місяців тому +5

      Yup. The secret of Hollywood is that most actors live paycheck to paycheck, often with second jobs. You don't turn down roles.

  • @augustonembungu6721
    @augustonembungu6721 7 місяців тому +164

    Steven Seagal really thinks he's the good guy?😂

    • @juzoli
      @juzoli 7 місяців тому +33

      That was in his previous movies. He might’ve realized he is not fooling anyone, and went full villain here. He just forgot to write another protagonist for this movie, so it is all about bad people fighting each other.

    • @ivanivanovichrasputin3098
      @ivanivanovichrasputin3098 7 місяців тому +15

      @@juzoliI don’t think he has the awareness to realize he’s not fooling anyone. How can he realize that when he’s literally fooling himself every day into thinking he’s an expert at everything 😂😂

    • @AztecUnshaven
      @AztecUnshaven 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ivanivanovichrasputin3098He has legitimate Japanese Judo and Aikido black belts at a very high level, all jokes aside.

    • @maxk880
      @maxk880 6 днів тому

      @@AztecUnshaven Yeah? I'd love to see him do judo lol. You need actual athleticism for that. Let alone be a uke in a roll throw.. He's an expert at judo, just like he is the second coming of that Tibetan Monk. The guy is an enigma and the biggest fake liar ever

    • @AztecUnshaven
      @AztecUnshaven 6 днів тому

      @@maxk880 Well, you can ask BJJ Black Belt "Razor" Rey Garcia about Seagal's black belt skills. Rey trained on the mats with Seagal in the late 90s, early 2000's, and he confirmed Seagal was a Judo black belt. He also confirmed Seagal threw him all over the place with ease.

  • @Dixie_Recht
    @Dixie_Recht 7 місяців тому +13

    One thing I’ve learned from your channel is, whatever happens at the beginning of a Seagal movie doesn’t matter and is never mentioned again.

  • @davidknightx
    @davidknightx 7 місяців тому +21

    My god this is the channel that just keeps on delivering. Absolutely lost it at "How do I get out of here" and the squeak at the end. 10/10 review.

  • @Parocha
    @Parocha 7 місяців тому +80

    The “might could” blockbuster hit word combo makes a comeback 😂

    • @rob.j.g
      @rob.j.g 7 місяців тому +4

      I hate to defend Seagal but that’s definitely an already established rustic idiom, I think it’s kinda old timey Texas maybe.

    • @Parocha
      @Parocha 6 місяців тому +3

      @@rob.j.g
      1. That does not make it any less wrong
      2. This only makes seagal more cringe - worthy, as it’s another of his cultural appropriations 😂

  • @JR-gl1nx
    @JR-gl1nx 7 місяців тому +282

    You snatched every MF’ing birthday with this video 🪦 🎂

    • @brianbriody8037
      @brianbriody8037 7 місяців тому +7

      Lol

    • @LightBrownRecluse
      @LightBrownRecluse 7 місяців тому +31

      This might could be the comment of the day.

    • @bigfootprints5643
      @bigfootprints5643 7 місяців тому +11

      Def the comment of the day😭😭😭😭😭

    • @sts25186055
      @sts25186055 7 місяців тому +17

      You misspelled “birfday.”

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful 7 місяців тому +11

      This comment was like a monkey trying to f a football.

  • @TheEntertainmentguro
    @TheEntertainmentguro 7 місяців тому +50

    Gotta love when segal has 3 random “escorts” hanging out with him unnecessarily with no dialogue

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 3 місяці тому +3

      Would you really want to hear them complain? 😅

  • @sephen131
    @sephen131 5 місяців тому +12

    They REALLY dont like thats guy's hands 😂

  • @francescobicci3314
    @francescobicci3314 7 місяців тому +95

    FFS "penguins his way down to the strip club" got me good.

  • @orphanpixels
    @orphanpixels 7 місяців тому +47

    Mad respect for recognising the contribution of Hector. You a real one.

    • @ClaytonBigsby93
      @ClaytonBigsby93 7 місяців тому +6

      To be fair, Hector was ok but it was Hector who really stole the show from Hector in this one. Hector take notes

  • @warrencarrigan1189
    @warrencarrigan1189 7 місяців тому +6

    So my fiancé finds these annoying. However my daughter who is increasingly taking after me more and more heard this video and found it very funny. You made my week. Possibly the rest of my year. Thank you!

  • @themoviedealers
    @themoviedealers 7 місяців тому +8

    He walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age.

  • @brentwalker8596
    @brentwalker8596 7 місяців тому +34

    "you might could have a job". Classic Seagal.

  • @skliff5907
    @skliff5907 7 місяців тому +80

    "Just fixing your hands with scorpions bro" Also "How the hell do I get out of here, HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE!" 'Ho-ly Shit..." with Segal's face both killed me 🤣

  • @adude9882
    @adude9882 7 місяців тому +9

    Seagal can not only talk the talk but also waddle the walk.

  • @ThaSpeedsterZ
    @ThaSpeedsterZ 7 місяців тому +17

    HECTOR , HECTOR AND HECTOR???!!! I'm cryingggg!!!!! LMFAOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @austineittreim5085
    @austineittreim5085 7 місяців тому +121

    Imagine Space Ice describing what he does for a living to someone.

    • @younghannibal7434
      @younghannibal7434 7 місяців тому +7

      I know right 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrZyphR
      @MrZyphR 7 місяців тому +18

      What do you for work?
      Space ice "I snatch muthafuckr birthdays"

    • @HartleySan
      @HartleySan 5 місяців тому

      "I make the impossible possible." "What?" "I watch Steven Seagal movies and make them funny." "What?!" "I cure depression for millions of people, motherfucker!"

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 4 місяці тому

      ​@@MrZyphRWalks like a black man, breathes like a killer

    • @acrustykrab
      @acrustykrab 2 місяці тому +1

      He might could gave a job

  • @disposablehero4911
    @disposablehero4911 7 місяців тому +42

    "So they went with stupid", got me.😂

  • @tjz325
    @tjz325 6 місяців тому +7

    The angry squeak got me 😂

  • @ggartwork
    @ggartwork 6 місяців тому +6

    Hector, Hector and Hector....😂😂😂😂

  • @wilhelmvillagracia9670
    @wilhelmvillagracia9670 7 місяців тому +140

    Damn how I missed Space Ice Roasting Steven Segal in his own movies.

  • @bobxyzp
    @bobxyzp 7 місяців тому +53

    At first I was like “another one? All these seagal movies are identical, do we need to cover all of them?” But that “how do I get out of here?” bit was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while. I never should’ve doubted space ice

    • @orgANGmo
      @orgANGmo 7 місяців тому

      Not as good as the same situation, but being a main plot for the movie. The one where Seagal fights zombies.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 5 місяців тому +3

      Seagal waddles with an air of confidence rarely seen these days

  • @sugabrowndominguez4614
    @sugabrowndominguez4614 7 місяців тому +4

    Omg that squeaky toy had me in tears. Another Masterpiece Mr Iceman.

  • @biffski01
    @biffski01 7 місяців тому +9

    Space Ice should come with a health warning. I very nearly had a heart attack about half way through; I was laughing so hard.

  • @theenchiladakid1866
    @theenchiladakid1866 7 місяців тому +59

    I almost died from that Three Stooges sound bite, you have to do it more

  • @chomosuke0720
    @chomosuke0720 7 місяців тому +313

    Just found out I passed my Chemical Engineering Board Exams today and Space Ice uploading another masterpiece just sealed the deal on this awesome day.
    Thanks guys! Means a lot

  • @matthewbarnes1259
    @matthewbarnes1259 5 місяців тому +5

    A full blown coup by Marcellus Seagallus😂

  • @mathieulanglois-buswell7055
    @mathieulanglois-buswell7055 7 місяців тому +7

    They remembered Steven's motto ''It's gonna get stupid around here'' 😂😂😂😂

  • @darrenturner3534
    @darrenturner3534 7 місяців тому +40

    Okay im convinced that the way that steven segal names his movies is that he tosses a dictionary into a shredder, throws three darts at the shreddings and goes from there.

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful 7 місяців тому +10

      I love how over the years his early movie titles have been reused with just a couple of changes. Out for Justice became Mercenary for Justice. Hard to Kill became Out for a Kill.

    • @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689
      @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 7 місяців тому +5

      And he throws the darts without looking

  • @estebanmedina4140
    @estebanmedina4140 7 місяців тому +185

    All the non famous Mexican being called hector had me dying every time 😂😂😂😂

    • @dollarcostbackpacker1226
      @dollarcostbackpacker1226 7 місяців тому +32

      The lead hector. Is litterally named hector... and every movie his name is hector..... every movie. Batman or the purge. Doesnt matter. Always named hector.

    • @youtubecensors5419
      @youtubecensors5419 7 місяців тому +19

      It's one of the extremely rare instances of a Seagal film being 100% true to reality and believable.

    • @estebanmedina4140
      @estebanmedina4140 7 місяців тому

      @@youtubecensors5419 lmao 🤣😂😂

    • @estebanmedina4140
      @estebanmedina4140 7 місяців тому +8

      @@dollarcostbackpacker1226 Hector it's like a virus name, it got spread to the other Hispanic actors lol

    • @ombra711
      @ombra711 6 місяців тому +2

      Hector is actually named Hector though.

  • @ashvandal5697
    @ashvandal5697 7 місяців тому +4

    I almost spit out my coffee. I mean everything you say is hysterical but I took a sip right when you said “oh ya that dude they broke his hands to keep him out of danger, well the plan has changed”.

  • @MsRadred6116
    @MsRadred6116 7 місяців тому +77

    DAMN! They really dragged Marsellus Wallace into this shit! 😳

    • @halloire
      @halloire 7 місяців тому +23

      No, it's Marsellus Seagalis

    • @sts25186055
      @sts25186055 7 місяців тому +13

      He is now a permanent part of Seagal’s crew. His job is to give the “Pride never helps, it only hurts” speech to all of Seagal’s new co-stars to get them in the proper frame of mind.

    • @ozz3272
      @ozz3272 7 місяців тому

      ​@@halloire😂😂😂

    • @itrorev
      @itrorev 7 місяців тому +15

      Worse than that, they dragged that dude who always plays Hector into this shit!

  • @deathlab
    @deathlab 7 місяців тому +94

    Marcelus Seagalus has me 💀

  • @GabrielAngelfire
    @GabrielAngelfire 7 місяців тому +3

    "Hector, Hector and Hector" got me. Dude, lol

  • @jcolbe18
    @jcolbe18 7 місяців тому +13

    Yo that squeak after “you can go eff ya mother” had me rolling foreal😂😂😂

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 7 місяців тому +164

    He did the unforgivable he actually made part of a Steven Seagal movie watchable 😂

  • @Nanobot1989
    @Nanobot1989 7 місяців тому +243

    God I love this channel. At first your voice was really difficult but after getting a few minutes in it’s clearly the only and best voice to review these horrible movies.
    Keep up the great work! My favorite line of all time is still “I built this cabin with my own..money”

    • @piperatthegatesofdawn
      @piperatthegatesofdawn 7 місяців тому +26

      Best voice ever

    • @EvertfromNederland
      @EvertfromNederland 7 місяців тому +3

      💯

    • @skylined5534
      @skylined5534 7 місяців тому +7

      It's like Mel Blanc roasting the seagull.

    • @jaggedj7025
      @jaggedj7025 7 місяців тому +40

      I disagree. The voice was a hit from the very beginning. It's the old movie trailer voice, extended cut.

    • @BoraHorzaGobuchul
      @BoraHorzaGobuchul 7 місяців тому +3

      Works great at 1.5x speed, this makes it even more sarcastic

  • @markbrisec3972
    @markbrisec3972 7 місяців тому +7

    "Marcelus Wallace and Seagal go way back to Seagal's Gimp days"... Oh man, I know I keep repeating this but this one had me laughing my ass off. I didn't catch it the first time and kind of glimpsed over it but on a second watch it all clicked...
    Space, you've done it again.. Great job...

  • @pissedoff-is1mt
    @pissedoff-is1mt 5 місяців тому +3

    You are the best channel on here, you always make me laugh. Awesome!!

  • @scottdoleac5651
    @scottdoleac5651 7 місяців тому +55

    I was having a bad day ice man. Thank you for making it better

    • @tnaf4950
      @tnaf4950 7 місяців тому +2

      head up bro! if sensei could make it, so do we!

  • @ironmindvideopodcast9309
    @ironmindvideopodcast9309 7 місяців тому +33

    Marcellus Seagallus shook my belly laughing

  • @Kav1an
    @Kav1an 2 місяці тому +2

    I lost it when you said "Dollar General Terry Cruz" lol

  • @retroman1990
    @retroman1990 7 місяців тому +4

    9:32 Dollar General Terry Crews!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @psychotictactoe
    @psychotictactoe 7 місяців тому +62

    I almost lost consciousness from laughing at Ving Rhames and his squeaky toy 🤣

    • @Brotha00
      @Brotha00 7 місяців тому +7

      Big U as Dollar General Terry Cruze is unbelievably funny 😂

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Brotha00Bruh i had to rewind twice to hear that😂😂😂

  • @cgsweat
    @cgsweat 7 місяців тому +103

    I can proudly say I've never watched any Seagal movies, but I have this sneaking feeling that the Space Ice reviews are 10,000 times more entertaining.

    • @QueeferSutherland1
      @QueeferSutherland1 7 місяців тому +12

      The last of his I watched was about 200Ibs ago.

    • @kitkat12326
      @kitkat12326 7 місяців тому +1

      I grew up watching old Seagal movies, but I think the last one I ever watched was Half Past Dead and it was what made me go "Okay... no more." I actually liked his older stuff, like Fire Down Below and Marked For Death

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette 7 місяців тому +2

      Belly of the Beast is Good Bad imo. At the end I was howling with laughter because Seagal thinks he's godman invincible!😂

    • @sole__doubt
      @sole__doubt 7 місяців тому +5

      His first 5 movies are actually good action movies. After Under Siege the quality falls off really fast.

    • @eduardodiaz9942
      @eduardodiaz9942 7 місяців тому +9

      Watch Above the Law, Under Siege and Marked for Death. The rest of his films rank between mediocre to a crime against cinema and humanity

  • @maxshultz6502
    @maxshultz6502 7 місяців тому +3

    You got to wake up real early in the afternoon to pull a slowone on Seagal... best line ever. 😂

  • @ejcejc4113
    @ejcejc4113 7 місяців тому +2

    "He can't even finish his lemon plate" lol wtf man

  • @TheMadMatter
    @TheMadMatter 7 місяців тому +19

    "Goes full three stooges on them". I must use that line next time I see a dumb fight!

  • @CLBarr
    @CLBarr 7 місяців тому +42

    Hector LITERALLY plays Hector in every role he has!😂😂😂😂

    • @sygmarvexarion7891
      @sygmarvexarion7891 7 місяців тому +9

      Same as Michelle Rodriguez always playing Michelle Rodriguez.

    • @kenshinhimura6280
      @kenshinhimura6280 6 місяців тому +2

      @@sygmarvexarion7891 And Tony Stark always playing Tony Stark in every damn movie

  • @nodiggity9472
    @nodiggity9472 7 місяців тому +7

    Seagal's magnitude of talent is staggering. He really is the Brendan Schaub of action movies.

  • @eduardodiaz9942
    @eduardodiaz9942 7 місяців тому +2

    Went to your channel for the action movie appreciation, stayed for the merciless and deserved Seagal roasting

  • @Dadc0rd
    @Dadc0rd 7 місяців тому +55

    When it comes to disappointing Segal never disappoints.

  • @gamerlamer
    @gamerlamer 7 місяців тому +101

    I live for your seagal reviews. I haven't laughed out loud in years until i found your channel watching one of these. I've watched every one at least 10 times. I literally yelled out YES! when i got the notification just now 😂
    I just want to seriously say thank you. You've gotten me through some hard times recently.
    Looking forward already to your next one, or another match up against van damme. It'll be a close one like the rest, but i think van damme could pull out the win.
    VAN DAMME = BADASS.
    SEAGUL = FAT LOSER.

  • @discoder
    @discoder 2 місяці тому +1

    "Drive faster, Hector! Hector's gaining on us!"

  • @prometheustrilogy
    @prometheustrilogy Місяць тому +1

    "Cant even finish his lemon plate" 😂😂😂
    I had to zoom in on the plate....and yep...its a plate of lemons.
    Wtf

  • @Rollin_Pagan
    @Rollin_Pagan 7 місяців тому +13

    The shout out only from Seagal double was a huge win.....plus all those Hectors for finding it 😂

  • @TheVictorLoyiso
    @TheVictorLoyiso 7 місяців тому +21

    Seagal movie auditions must be so simple. If you can be hit by him, talk about how awesome he is, are a stripper or a body double that can just stand there (even if you look nothing like him), you’re hired. 💀

  • @doriangreen3231
    @doriangreen3231 7 місяців тому +1

    The Three Stooges sound effects were an excellent touch.

  • @csco72
    @csco72 7 місяців тому +2

    “Marcellus Seagalus” oh f**k me! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
    Seagal actually had a decent budget for this movie to be able to afford both Ving Rhames and Danny Trejo as extras… Someone had cash to burn!

  • @TheSunMoon
    @TheSunMoon 7 місяців тому +19

    Cant believe i happen to wake up at 3am just to be notified of a Space Ice upload😂 life's good when there's Seagal video

  • @domasz4465
    @domasz4465 7 місяців тому +9

    These lines can’t get any better “Just fixing your hands with scorpions bro, you know normal shit”

  • @woodsxc
    @woodsxc 7 місяців тому +1

    How did it not come up that this is officially the prequel to A Good Man!!??

  • @wzahab
    @wzahab 7 місяців тому +2

    I'm crying from laughing - How do I get out of here - EXIT Sign

  • @chiraqfinley8165
    @chiraqfinley8165 7 місяців тому +14

    The added sound effects were hilarious 😂😂

  • @jasonhernandez1182
    @jasonhernandez1182 7 місяців тому +54

    Babe! Wake up! The new Space Ice just dropped!!!

    • @HappyHarryHardon
      @HappyHarryHardon 7 місяців тому +2

      Let him sleep.

    • @jasonhernandez1182
      @jasonhernandez1182 7 місяців тому +2

      @@HappyHarryHardon I don't think your Mother would appreciate being misgendered that way.

    • @HappyHarryHardon
      @HappyHarryHardon 7 місяців тому

      @@jasonhernandez1182 You’re into necrophilia?! Yikes.

  • @Pandalka
    @Pandalka 7 місяців тому +1

    I love that all of your reviews are spoken in CAPSLOCK 😂

  • @dereks_island
    @dereks_island 7 місяців тому +3

    I swear to God no matter how bad my day might get, the mega blockage where Steven Seagal showed the world my spirit might be broken but he'll still take no mercy because mercy is for the weak

  • @Ender7j
    @Ender7j 7 місяців тому +11

    The squeaky toy noises and the very first opening line…the reasons I sub to watch Space Ice make the best content on this platform. Thanks again!

  • @rhinox3474
    @rhinox3474 7 місяців тому +16

    Now there will be a lemon shortage because everyone wants a lemon plate like Segal.

  • @shaeVettori
    @shaeVettori 6 місяців тому +1

    GILLIE!?? No!!! LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY 😭😭

  • @skaruts
    @skaruts 6 місяців тому +2

    Seagal speaks like he's about to fall asleep. lol