Off The Record: What Are Your Grossest Stories??

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @B0ngl3r
    @B0ngl3r 2 роки тому +251

    Ryan has the wildest stories lmao. Dude is a legend, not just a dancer.

  • @JohnnyJohn1
    @JohnnyJohn1 2 роки тому +75

    Whoever started doing these cold opens with Ryan stories is wild

  • @la_michelle
    @la_michelle 2 роки тому +6

    Lol I didn't know I did this. My "butt-dialed" these funds to you. I'm still okay this was done by accident. Thank you for the years of great content!
    LMAO I just finished watching this video and wow how perfect that my phone was on when I placed it in my butt pocket and sent funds without my knowledge.

  • @MALVURN
    @MALVURN 2 роки тому +144

    ryan’s the type of friend I can’t be around too much cause of how much fuckery this guy just wanders into 😂

  • @sxhxlzxb
    @sxhxlzxb 2 роки тому +78

    Ryan talks about this like it’s the most traumatizing experience compared to the other stories 😂

    • @thedouglaspodcast
      @thedouglaspodcast Рік тому +1

      Dude. It is 💀 I’m traumatized just hearing it. Unfortunately, I’ve heard 10-15 other stories just like this 😩 (i have almost all guy friends lolol) skeezes me out every single time.. I cannot imagine being in that situation and THANK THE HOLY LORD JESUS, I never have been 🤣 every time my friends tell me something just like this.. idk how in tf they’re so chill about it. I’d literally d*e. I’d never recover. I couldn’t live with myself hahahah. Maybe it’s NBD to people but me? Uhhhhuh honey! *Please god,* don’t ever put me through something as traumatic as that, _ever._ 🤣

    • @thedouglaspodcast
      @thedouglaspodcast Рік тому

      10:46 uhhhhh.. a UTfuckingI 🤮🤮🤮 actually he said odor.. that’s BV. Omfg. How do these women live with themselves?! I cannot 🤣

    • @thedouglaspodcast
      @thedouglaspodcast Рік тому

      Bacterial Vaginosis*

  • @brandoe7201
    @brandoe7201 2 роки тому +40

    Ryan can write a book with all his wild stories lol

  • @JustKiddingNews
    @JustKiddingNews  2 роки тому +16

    Omg Steve at the end LOL holy crap

  • @sofiatorres1132
    @sofiatorres1132 2 роки тому +39

    Steve's reaction at 4:50 I must've replayed 20 times 😂

  • @MultiAwesomedude24
    @MultiAwesomedude24 2 роки тому +18

    Been a huge fan since 2012. i came back in and out since 2020 but man you guys are still dope

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 2 роки тому +31

    Not to shame anyone who has bodily accidents but I'd be so embarrassed and if I was laughing, it would be because I'm trying to hide the embarrassment. I'm metaphorically jumping from the 10th floor.

  • @deeluvstee
    @deeluvstee 2 роки тому +21

    Gorilla 🦍 on a Tightrope.. this needs to be on a T-Shirt. 😂

  • @HOusEoFsiERRa
    @HOusEoFsiERRa 2 роки тому +36

    If you're throwing a party in poop's house, don't be mad if poop shows up. 😅🤣😂

  • @Daisiabk
    @Daisiabk 2 роки тому +50

    We can always depend on Ryan 🤣

  • @Tony_940
    @Tony_940 2 роки тому +58

    Remember when everyone thought David's stories were always bs? It's weird because Ryan's stories seem even more next level but seems like we all like him as a person so no one really questions it even though some of it is just so outrageous lol

    • @chiapet2595
      @chiapet2595 2 роки тому +32

      Something about the way David told his stories seemed like he was exaggerating to get a reaction or approval from the crew to seem cool/tough/whatever, the stories may be true but it is different compared to Ryan

    • @Tony_940
      @Tony_940 2 роки тому +5

      @@chiapet2595 you mean the story about how David went into the apple store grabbed his iPhone and slammed it into the floor and challenged another person to a fight wasn’t real?

    • @c0rmagg
      @c0rmagg 2 роки тому +23

      Because we can all pick up on signs when someone is being genuine and when others are not. Just like dude said above, David came off as trying to prove himself and always looked around for approval from the guys as he talked, jumping at the chance to try to prove himself as a hardass. Ryan comes off as super genuine and secure in his own skin and knows he’s accomplished and successful and he’s confident in his skills and abilities. And his stories aren’t consistently putting him in a positive light, whereas David’s stories always made him look like the cool, tough hero lol. Ryan comes off as trying to relay information to be a part of a conversation whereas David comes off as begging to be heard and accepted.

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 2 роки тому

      @@chiapet2595 Bart did say in a video that David does talk big like he's trying to act all tough. When everyone thought Bart was joking when he said that David has morals and Joe had said David was a youth pastor. So, your assessment seems correct.

    • @whoisjai
      @whoisjai 2 роки тому

      @@Tony_940 or the time he was pulled over by a cop who thought he was on his phone but he just happened to have a stain on his pants he was getting rid of while his phone was in his backpack in the trunk? Like yeah okay david

  • @CarlosCastillo-vt1oz
    @CarlosCastillo-vt1oz 2 роки тому +15

    Ryans needs a movie ASAP

  • @mflu4646
    @mflu4646 2 роки тому +16

    Bro Ryan’s stories are fucking crazy as hell

  • @mrjones422
    @mrjones422 2 роки тому +2

    "Like a gorilla on a tightrope".... Wait, what?! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DemonFox369
    @DemonFox369 2 роки тому +16

    Aren’t you supposed to prep before ass stuff?

  • @JoshuaPark505
    @JoshuaPark505 2 роки тому +3

    If Joe and Bobby Lee do a collab of their adult video playlists I would pay for that. That might be too crazy and funny to pass up😂

  • @elsieabu4821
    @elsieabu4821 2 роки тому +2

    The irony when Joe said "it's pretty vanilla" i was pour vanilla into my cake batter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshschoof8733
    @joshschoof8733 2 роки тому +5

    My ex wife and I had to prep a week before I could even get in let alone to be clean. How do people "just do it" like what!?

  • @johnnycelis7318
    @johnnycelis7318 2 роки тому +2

    i will pay for joe’s patron, i will support whatever this man does jo matter what

  • @OahuGrown92
    @OahuGrown92 2 роки тому +17

    Joes face when everyone’s talking 😂

  • @ITzWIGGL3Z
    @ITzWIGGL3Z 2 роки тому +2

    Im just glad that in Ryan’s story nobody die 😂

  • @trishasmith3286
    @trishasmith3286 2 роки тому +10

    Little did Ryan know she had been suffering from constipation for 6 months, 🤔

  • @FiveSubj3x6
    @FiveSubj3x6 Рік тому

    ANTHONY rolling with the punches! Yeahhhhhhhh!!! We love it

  • @sleepyhead27
    @sleepyhead27 2 роки тому +6

    I love how Steve is sooo different now 😂😂😂😂

  • @prpapy07
    @prpapy07 2 роки тому

    Great video while on my lunch brake..
    10/10 will do it again..

  • @midgetlucie
    @midgetlucie 2 роки тому +1

    I wonder if it's because certain adult workers use red lights 😂😂😂. She might have been offended thinking you were looking at her like that 😂

  • @andrewdiamante2266
    @andrewdiamante2266 2 роки тому +2

    The first 19 seconds made me rethink my life's purpose. I was so confused

  • @testing123.
    @testing123. 2 роки тому +1

    16:28 thief in the night

  • @khevven5656
    @khevven5656 2 роки тому +8

    Bro I can’t be watching jk while eating😭😭💀💀💀💀

    • @rofaca
      @rofaca 2 роки тому +4

      Right?! But I always like to watch jk while I’m eating 😂

    • @kv-uo7jo
      @kv-uo7jo 2 роки тому

      same!! LMFAO i had to keep pausing and takig a break LMFAO

    • @jkalo2232
      @jkalo2232 2 роки тому

      I fr had to switch to another jk video

    • @cynn_thor
      @cynn_thor 2 роки тому

      Me too halfway through finishing my fried rice. Finished anyways lol

  • @GYSMelanie5
    @GYSMelanie5 2 роки тому

    Yessssss patreon!

  • @CuongChanster
    @CuongChanster 2 роки тому +1

    Ryan has the best stories

  • @testing123.
    @testing123. 2 роки тому +5

    Oo, she didn't know how to prep.

  • @Rostam.
    @Rostam. 2 роки тому +8

    I remember Joe's surprise gay suck from an older video!

  • @bethnichols2875
    @bethnichols2875 2 роки тому +2

    lolol this was hilarious!! 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @mattgarcia6631
    @mattgarcia6631 2 роки тому

    Lmaoo nick had his mouth open for like a minute lol😂

  • @mzkarma6751
    @mzkarma6751 2 роки тому +4

    hey chris 💜

    • @bethnichols2875
      @bethnichols2875 2 роки тому +1

      I wonder if Cris is part of the crew now without knowing he's been hired.

    • @CrisSosa
      @CrisSosa 2 роки тому +2

      I’m wondering the same 😆

  • @nullusvuide9226
    @nullusvuide9226 2 роки тому

    Steve is the best

  • @ritty44
    @ritty44 2 роки тому +3

    Joe's picks in pink channel

  • @Sweettormentt
    @Sweettormentt Рік тому

    Editor !! You can't be changing the scene the moment steve was showing us the photo of the guy Anthony was talking about 😭😭

  • @iDealMedley
    @iDealMedley 2 роки тому +2

    lol deric poston as a guest would be fire lolol

  • @moisescastro2352
    @moisescastro2352 2 роки тому

    Havent watched in year still so funny

  • @lyricallyinclined8159
    @lyricallyinclined8159 2 роки тому +1

    OMG I have a very similar story to Ryan’s! 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @slightlynsfw
    @slightlynsfw 2 роки тому +9

    i think i know who that ex is.....its Amber lol

    • @jay1jayf
      @jay1jayf 2 роки тому +3

      amber who? I'm not up to date in the Quest Verse

    • @slightlynsfw
      @slightlynsfw 2 роки тому +2

      @@jay1jayf Heard

    • @jay1jayf
      @jay1jayf 2 роки тому +7

      @@slightlynsfw oh, it was a reference lmao.

  • @thomascheung7087
    @thomascheung7087 2 роки тому +7

    Joe needs to stop pretending he’s not clicking these weird ass pornos on purpose lol, if it pops up on your feed it means you were looking for it before 😂😂

  • @richardbarba2736
    @richardbarba2736 2 роки тому +1

    A A A Jo Koy got the best JKN stories lol

  • @sidesideful
    @sidesideful 2 роки тому +1

    Ryan's story is traumatic 🤢 didn't know I wouldn't be able to handle this story

  • @Cuddizone
    @Cuddizone 2 роки тому +1

    I was eating chocolate Ice cream when I started listening to this and I almost threw up

  • @EmCeeVIET
    @EmCeeVIET 2 роки тому

    im dying of laughter omg LOOL

  • @JesusMolina-nb7ui
    @JesusMolina-nb7ui 2 роки тому

    Please joe do it 😂

  • @claireseibert1524
    @claireseibert1524 2 роки тому +1

    New question for the hot seat. Does being attracted to the Grinch make you a furry.

  • @kiarademoner
    @kiarademoner 2 роки тому

    Poor Anthony 😂

  • @GYSMelanie5
    @GYSMelanie5 2 роки тому

    Top picks Joe! Gotta see them! Lol

  • @John-zg3st
    @John-zg3st 2 роки тому

    Beautiful

  • @evalee3599
    @evalee3599 2 роки тому +1

    That xiao jidujiao baigui just doesn’t belong there

  • @a_mamj
    @a_mamj 2 роки тому +1

    You mean siphoning

  • @charleighbogodoohoff8619
    @charleighbogodoohoff8619 Рік тому

    Please let joe do it

  • @Skrillabunny
    @Skrillabunny 2 роки тому +2

    Lmfao😂

  • @pkruez2089
    @pkruez2089 2 роки тому

    That intro. Wow.

  • @Coolmist_
    @Coolmist_ 2 роки тому

    Quest crew is more fun😂🤣

  • @grindtime7972
    @grindtime7972 2 роки тому

    Phub should sponsor Joe. Lol

  • @el_cajetoo3544
    @el_cajetoo3544 2 роки тому

    Show us the list joe

  • @minatonamikaze9393
    @minatonamikaze9393 2 роки тому +1

    Bro poo don’t smell bad until you meet one from a different body man. Pet own you should know

    • @TehxHope
      @TehxHope 2 роки тому

      As gross as the story was, that’s true. You get used to your own smells, like your home. You don’t really notice the scent of your own home, but you smell the scent of other people’s homes. Other people’s 💩 will usually smell much worse to you

  • @jonasgomezgallardo1342
    @jonasgomezgallardo1342 2 роки тому

    Ryan is just toxic form all these stories 😂

  • @jman570
    @jman570 2 роки тому +2

    😂

  • @Jiminie53421
    @Jiminie53421 2 роки тому +1

    I feel like you gotta at do at least some prep no? Like at least telescope like Bart does 😂

  • @reverseopium
    @reverseopium 2 роки тому

    I wanna see top picks

  • @wengzkrizzei
    @wengzkrizzei Рік тому

    Whooah.

  • @theSUBVERSIVE
    @theSUBVERSIVE Рік тому

    that's not a code it's just common sense! you don't interchange the eff holes!!! WTF?! hahahahahaha...

  • @ItsLGLOVER
    @ItsLGLOVER 2 роки тому +4

    :D

  • @treycampbell759
    @treycampbell759 2 роки тому

    Natalie Mars is pretty hot, though.

  • @G3rry_G
    @G3rry_G 2 роки тому +3

    Wtf

  • @johnlouieguban8733
    @johnlouieguban8733 2 роки тому

    This is the video i can smell. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮