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  • Zach is from the small town of Yardley, Pennsylvania, a town best known for harboring a serial bread-groper.
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  • @gaboper
    @gaboper 6 років тому +208

    Zach’s a mesmerizing storyteller tbh. I could listen to his stories all day.

  • @thephoenixxy
    @thephoenixxy 6 років тому +791

    Zach is so weirdly cute.

    • @robertjusic9097
      @robertjusic9097 6 років тому +8

      why weirdly

    • @emercycrite
      @emercycrite 6 років тому +28

      He is SUPER cute.

    • @thephoenixxy
      @thephoenixxy 6 років тому +33

      Robert Ri 'cause I can never figure out WHAT makes him cute. It's probably a wholesome thing and not individual features that make him cute.

    • @Jesstherkiller
      @Jesstherkiller 6 років тому +8

      HES SO FREAKING CUTE DUDE LMAOOO

    • @YTFlove4ever
      @YTFlove4ever 5 років тому +3

      Not weirdly at all

  • @Rogers223
    @Rogers223 6 років тому +255

    Sounds like he kneads bread.

  • @juampan
    @juampan 6 років тому +330

    I just want to see a one hour improv session between Zach Woods and Thomas Middleditch.

    • @brownguy903
      @brownguy903 6 років тому +45

      its called silicon valley

    • @albertflores6682
      @albertflores6682 6 років тому +5

      I also would like to see jian yan and erlich curse one another

    • @S_E_R_
      @S_E_R_ 4 роки тому +3

      I just want to see Zach Woods and Thomas Middleditch make love.

    • @mikec7812
      @mikec7812 3 роки тому +1

      "RICHARD!"

    • @sjaakkielzog314
      @sjaakkielzog314 Рік тому

      well

  • @MeAuntieNora
    @MeAuntieNora 6 років тому +292

    Bread man walking.

    • @McDuffin
      @McDuffin 6 років тому +1

      Me Auntie Nora yasss!!

    • @partypooper6837
      @partypooper6837 6 років тому +6

      I just wish Conan and Jordan would have taken Karl Pilkington with them to Italy. I would love to see Schlansky teach Karl the right way to eat pasta and not to drink espresso in the evening.

    • @imerinkim954
      @imerinkim954 6 років тому +1

      Party Pooper That would have been amazing!!!It would be so funny to see how they would interact with each other

  • @yanwebermesquita9605
    @yanwebermesquita9605 4 роки тому +54

    Look up for Conan's interview with a "Bread Expert". It's priceless and I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same guy

  • @gracieambrosio4967
    @gracieambrosio4967 6 років тому +258

    I could hear him talking all day

  • @mikehunt6948
    @mikehunt6948 6 років тому +121

    What are you in for?
    - I find the texture of dough irresistible.

  • @VintageAqua
    @VintageAqua 6 років тому +195

    He got caught "bread handed"!

  • @blackspirit1129
    @blackspirit1129 6 років тому +113

    Did Zach do stand-up? He tells story better than the other casts.

    • @harterton
      @harterton 6 років тому +29

      hindsight he used to teach improv classes at Columbia and Duke University

  • @UGotSerbed
    @UGotSerbed 6 років тому +192

    Conan with an absolute zinger

    • @rushi6597
      @rushi6597 5 років тому

      who would want pre-clenched bread?

    • @AllisonChains64
      @AllisonChains64 5 років тому

      @@rushi6597 Lol certainly not me! I like to do my *own* clenching! 😁

  • @lostpopcorns
    @lostpopcorns 6 років тому +93

    that story is actually pretty hilarious

  • @skinkscat
    @skinkscat 6 років тому +26

    Title and Zach Woods meant I had no choice but to watch this. Perfect story telling as always

  • @nicolasnicolas274
    @nicolasnicolas274 5 років тому +14

    Never seen Zach Woods laugh this much! Conan you legendary host

  • @platystrophia
    @platystrophia 6 років тому +35

    NOBODY WANTS PRE CLENCHED BREAD!

  • @riyavalsadia3507
    @riyavalsadia3507 6 років тому +39

    scranton strangler WHO oml

  • @JessyVSmith
    @JessyVSmith 6 років тому +5

    I love how effortlessly eloquent he is

  • @Ausiedundan
    @Ausiedundan 4 роки тому +10

    Anyone come here after the Bread Professor interview with Conan? 😂

  • @icaptureditforyou
    @icaptureditforyou 3 роки тому +7

    I'm starting to understand Zach's sense of humor with each video i watch.

  • @shahirkazi8766
    @shahirkazi8766 6 років тому +17

    He IS his character in Silicon Valley.

  • @Roy-G-Biv
    @Roy-G-Biv 6 років тому +76

    He is the hottest geek.....

  • @ellielindsey7454
    @ellielindsey7454 5 років тому +4

    LOL I looked this up to see if it's true, and the first headline that came up was "Bread Squeezer Kneads Help, Judge Rules", so not only is it true it also let the news have a little pun-y fun! I live close to Yardley but thankfully never bought molested bread during the time of this guy's reign of terror....

  • @beelee4580
    @beelee4580 5 років тому +2

    These 2 together is magic

  • @gulaagjamun
    @gulaagjamun 5 років тому +3

    This story gets me every time lmao... especially the jail part

  • @summermatthews6329
    @summermatthews6329 6 років тому +2

    i love this guy. he’s so funny

  • @simarjeetnagpal
    @simarjeetnagpal 6 років тому

    That's gold Conan! GOLD!

  • @yourmomsstalk3r
    @yourmomsstalk3r 6 років тому +1

    Gabe is so adorable!

  • @payalgupta7776
    @payalgupta7776 6 років тому +1

    Pre-clenched. Perhaps the funniest phrase I've heard in a decade.

  • @tntlord101
    @tntlord101 6 років тому +9

    Yardley’s about an hour from my house. Great town!

    • @skinkscat
      @skinkscat 6 років тому

      [RACC] D3RPYRACC0072 unless you run a bakery

  • @sabosage
    @sabosage 6 років тому

    Yielding under his hands. What a way with words.

  • @yolandahuang1284
    @yolandahuang1284 4 роки тому

    His hands shakes at 1:52 and for some reason this is so beautifyl

  • @alberteshun2802
    @alberteshun2802 6 років тому +4

    What are you in for?
    Molesting bread 🍞 😂😂😂

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke4 4 роки тому

    soo good i like it

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke4 4 роки тому

    LOL this is brilliant

  • @sumzzz1649
    @sumzzz1649 6 років тому

    I LOVE ZACH

  • @dudesteve6130
    @dudesteve6130 6 років тому +7

    And now he stars in Silicon valley

  • @VanshajKheraMusic
    @VanshajKheraMusic 6 років тому +5

    Zach seems to be nice guy

  • @julianc3701
    @julianc3701 6 років тому +5

    *come to me, my sweet little rye*

  • @Musicbyraisa1
    @Musicbyraisa1 6 років тому +20

    He's like the white Kumail Nanjiani

    • @jinhyun1
      @jinhyun1 6 років тому

      Raisa M See I kept wondering who his story telling style reminded me of🤔😊

  • @Joini50
    @Joini50 6 років тому +8

    Mister cool nerd xD

  • @sana1779
    @sana1779 6 років тому

    i love his weird face so much

  • @sirollyfortune
    @sirollyfortune 6 років тому +1

    Zach? More like SNACC

  • @hhxichikk
    @hhxichikk 6 років тому +1

    "Why are you in jail?"
    "I squeezed a bunch of bread."

  • @EduardoSanchez-es7im
    @EduardoSanchez-es7im 6 років тому +3

    I thought he was going to say the scranton strangler

  • @hhh-mq8yx
    @hhh-mq8yx 3 роки тому

    Steve kaplan is the name popped up I my head 😂

  • @lynsistara
    @lynsistara 4 роки тому

    I work at a bakery. There are soooooooo many of them!

  • @vongolance
    @vongolance 6 років тому

    This is so funny

  • @kmlckd
    @kmlckd 4 роки тому

    Lmao "I find the texture of dough irresistible."

  • @98pennygirl
    @98pennygirl 6 років тому

    Now that’s a good story 😂

  • @ankitknight6304
    @ankitknight6304 6 років тому

    oh man, there is the movie script right there.
    somebody by rights quickly !
    lol

  • @smokeyblunts1016
    @smokeyblunts1016 6 років тому +2

    I'm from yardley!!!!

  • @NIIIIQQ
    @NIIIIQQ 6 років тому

    He really is him.

  • @McDuffin
    @McDuffin 6 років тому +1

    Bucksco!!

  • @perpetual_bias
    @perpetual_bias 4 роки тому

    0:45 the moment I realized how fast Conan's wit actually is

  • @mortthereefer3343
    @mortthereefer3343 5 років тому +2

    Me at WallMart at 3:am

  • @ranzo-
    @ranzo- 3 роки тому +1

    It was just Steven Kaplan "studying"

  • @odlyentertaining
    @odlyentertaining 5 років тому +1

    I remember we called him the bread squeezer.

  • @whammy5142
    @whammy5142 3 роки тому

    He’s talking about that professor that Conan interviewed earlier.

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke4 4 роки тому +1

    2018 conan was verty sharp

  • @noahhall4284
    @noahhall4284 6 років тому

    “I find the texture of dough irresistible”

  • @natefarrell4056
    @natefarrell4056 6 років тому +1

    I'm from Yardley

  • @andrewhughes3372
    @andrewhughes3372 6 років тому +10

    GABE

  • @klijnsmitguitars2979
    @klijnsmitguitars2979 6 років тому +5

    Was it Will WHEATon?

  • @holohulolo
    @holohulolo 5 років тому

    They make each other look normal.

  • @kingjellybean9795
    @kingjellybean9795 4 роки тому

    Im only here for the bread puns

  • @mikec7812
    @mikec7812 3 роки тому

    So you're telling me I can look in the clearance rack at the supermarket for affordable post-clenched bread???? Score!

  • @trepbg4616
    @trepbg4616 Рік тому

    He has not aged at all

  • @AHall4899
    @AHall4899 6 років тому +2

    Let the stickler do what he does best- stickle

  • @Doradrummer
    @Doradrummer 6 років тому

    This is actually the true story behind the Scranton strangler

  • @mikemustmurder
    @mikemustmurder 6 років тому

    Wasnt there a story along these lines in the derrick's comedy movie?

  • @harryrosenthal5410
    @harryrosenthal5410 6 років тому

    i live in yardley haha

  • @gamerboyss5310
    @gamerboyss5310 3 роки тому

    Uhhh the skelton man......

  • @darklight4190
    @darklight4190 6 років тому +2

    He is so cute 😍😍🤤🤤

  • @riyavalsadia3507
    @riyavalsadia3507 6 років тому +10

    SHUT UP ABOUT THE BREAD, SHUT UP ABOUT THE BREAD

    • @Red-rl1xx
      @Red-rl1xx 6 років тому

      Riya Valsadia It was only a 2 minute segment. Take it easy.

  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde 4 роки тому +1

    Steven Kaplan has entered the chat.

    • @andreachung396
      @andreachung396 4 місяці тому +1

      bahahahaha are a spitter or a swallower??

  • @baflabies
    @baflabies 3 роки тому +1

    Must be Steven Kaplan

  • @kimqaisara
    @kimqaisara 3 роки тому

    I thought the bread molester is the Professor Bread video that i watched before this video.

  • @melissaguzman3139
    @melissaguzman3139 6 років тому +3

    Bread? YUMMMMMY!!!!!! I like whole wheat bread.

  • @lulusobel8643
    @lulusobel8643 2 роки тому

    Is this the deviant art Wonder Bread guy?

  • @jareda5313
    @jareda5313 6 років тому

    That was hilarious. Also he kind of stole Brian Regan's "loitering" joke

  • @drevil6195
    @drevil6195 5 років тому

    My new gamer tag bR3d Mo1eSteR

  • @gamerboyss5310
    @gamerboyss5310 3 роки тому +1

    Steven Kaplan
    Is that you???

  • @alberteshun2802
    @alberteshun2802 6 років тому

    OH MY GOD, I hate that advert with the guy going "ummmmmmmmm"

  • @Kayvon12321
    @Kayvon12321 6 років тому

    Good ol Susan

  • @LokeshThakur
    @LokeshThakur Рік тому

    its good they caught him, strangling bread may not be a major issue other than vandalism, whats bad is if that behaviour graduates to other things.

  • @BookishNaiad
    @BookishNaiad 6 років тому +1

    Having worked in a grocery store for many years, none of that story surprised me.
    People are weird.

  • @adfasfuiuiui1056
    @adfasfuiuiui1056 6 років тому

    Nah, the punchline was light.

  • @42x3
    @42x3 6 років тому

    Random FYI: Yardley is about 10 minutes from Sesame Street in Langhorne. One town has a bread molester and the other a Cookie Monster. Go figure.

  • @wesleyclark1966
    @wesleyclark1966 6 років тому +203

    Sorry but That is an awful shirt tie combo Conan

    • @KaoruKat
      @KaoruKat 6 років тому +15

      it's called power clashing

    • @arindamchowdhury5944
      @arindamchowdhury5944 6 років тому +4

      Yeah... but he is rich and on tv . No one's gonna judge him...

    • @remnant24
      @remnant24 6 років тому +5

      That's why he chose it.

    • @flake4710
      @flake4710 6 років тому

      his sense of fashion has been off lately

    • @LukeBPhotography
      @LukeBPhotography 6 років тому

      as a whole he has seemed to be off recently, great talk show host and comedian but think he might be going through some sort of issues in his personal life..

  • @gabesolomon4887
    @gabesolomon4887 6 років тому

    he likes to pump 'er nickel

  • @TheSilverGate
    @TheSilverGate 7 місяців тому

    Shut up about the sun! SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!!

  • @goldenvulture6818
    @goldenvulture6818 3 роки тому

    Correction: He went to prison. When an individual gets a conviction sentence with jail time its only for a year or less.

  • @ranzo-
    @ranzo- 3 роки тому

    Steven Kaplan attacks once again

  • @Brother_Mouse_
    @Brother_Mouse_ 6 років тому

    comment section is craaazy for some reason...

  • @zachinerix710
    @zachinerix710 6 років тому +8

    so many weird fetishes these days, weird times ...

  • @nadiamoaledji2689
    @nadiamoaledji2689 6 років тому

    Ciao

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 6 років тому +2

    Is it still dough if it has already been baked into bread!?!
    Fan Corrections? :p

  • @suchartboontid2560
    @suchartboontid2560 4 роки тому +1

    New Pornhub category.

  • @poisonivy745
    @poisonivy745 6 років тому

    YARDLEY, Pa. (AP) -- The Charmin was unscathed, but not the
    cookies and bread. Managers at three supermarkets said they kept
    finding shelves of crumbled cookies and smashed loaves.
    "It was mutilated. You could actually see there was a hand there,"
    said Lou DeFranceseo, general manager of McCaffrey's market,
    where the culprit struck dozens of times.
    Now they may have found their masher -- a man charged this week
    with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief for allegedly putting the
    squeeze on $8,000 worth of baked goods over three years.
    A cookie company finally installed a hidden camera trained on the
    cookie aisle at a Giant supermarket. And that, police said, led to the
    arrest of Samuel Feldman, 37.
    Defense attorney Ellis Klein denied his client damaged any baked
    goods, saying Feldman's presence near a shelf of mashed food was
    purely circumstantial. As for squeezing the bread, Klein said,
    everyone does it.
    "I squeeze bread when I go to the store, but I don't get arrested for
    it," he said.
    Feldman was arraigned Wednesday and freed on $10,000 bail.
    www.onlinedebate.net/forums/showthread.php/9079-Bread-Molester-Pet-Monkey-Rescued

  • @sarahhente8396
    @sarahhente8396 5 років тому

    You know some people just bought the molested bread.