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"Why do Cows like grass?"
"I don't know, why?"
"I don't either."
Amazing joke 10/10
I genuinely laughed out loud. Also 10/10
I read it as “crows” 💀💀
@@zacharee2428 🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Original ITS A MASTERPIECE
“What did 50 do when he was hungry,”
“58”
- A very wise man
😂😂 wt
Yes
Fifty ate
OHHH I GET IT LOL
Fifty ate skdhfjdvx
My wallet is like an onion,
When I open it ,
I cry . 😂
💀
NAHHHH 💀🥶
NAH THATS GOOD
😂
🔥
“How do you keep an idiot waiting?”
“I’ll tell you later”
"why did the men throw the butter outside the window".
Idk, why?
"To see the butter-fly".
What does Batman and a thief have in common?
They both can’t leave a store without Robin
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
Why can’t skeletons sky dive?
Because they don’t have the guts
If two vegans fight is it still considered beef?
I’m on a sea food diet
I see food and I eat
10 likes for more than
@@NotKnown-ed2bwI got a bad feeling u stole that
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
"I have a dog without a nose."
"Really? How does he smell?"
"Terrible."
"Why should you never trust an atom?"
"Why?"
"Because they make up everything"
I love this one because my last name is adams so everyone always looks at me and is like “oOh we sHoulDnt trUsT YOu”
That's from a kids science video so sadly I knew that one
@@Luv.schuyler but Adams isn't same as atom sorry I'm confused.
@@SomniCatcher07 it’s close tho
@@Luv.schuyler yh lol
“Why is Peter Pan always flying?”
“Why?”
“Cause he Neverlands”
LOLOL
I can see this comment getting likes already
I lowkey love this!! 😂👏
LOL
No, it’s because he’s a fly-ing pan
“What did the librarian say to the students”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?”
“ Special forces”
😆
“My dad and Nemo have so much in common”
“They both can’t be found”
😢
Wow
That got a chuckle out of me
U missed dory too bro
Deku 😪
"Did you get a shot in the army?"
"No, Dad i got shot in the leggy."
💀💀
LOL😭
😂😂😂
Okay this made me laugh
This was funnier than it should've been
“Who are the best readers?”
“who?”
“9/11 victims. they went through 90 stories in 10 seconds!”
Americans are on their way to delete UA-cam from their devices cause oh boy too many 9/11 jokes
“Gonna need a senzu for that one.”
DAMN
Dark humor is like food
Not everyone gets it
@@Jarachupotter nice job to ruin the moment
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Hawaii."
"Hawaii who?"
"I am good. How are you?"
🤣🤣🤣
….Oh-
it’s so dumb but my favorite joke is this:
The guy who invented velcro died. Rip.
WHY DID I LAUGH 😭
Lol RIP
Lmao
I JUST GOT IT 😂
PFF
"Dad, what's dark humor?"
" see that man with no hands?, ask him to clap. "
" dad. You know I'm blind. "
💀😨😆
🤣lol
Ohhh noooo 😔😔
Oop
That’s my joke
"Why cant a nose be 12 inches long?"
"Because then it would be *a foot* ."
"A man ate a charcoal"
"Hmmmm"
"He farted smoke" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Have you seen the movie Constipated?”
“No”
“Yeah me neither it hasn’t come out yet”
This one made me snort haha
PFFFFFFFFT
Looollll
*long drawn out sigh of disappointment*
I can believe I laughed at this…
You win it all
"I'm scared for the calendar"
"Why"
"Because it's days are numbered"
Lol-
It's so bad it's good!
@@user-ey1mj2jx1q Thank you
Actually a good joke
Everyone thinks that joke is funny
"Whats the best gift u could ever give anybody?"
"For me, its a broken drum, cuz nobody can beat that!" 😂
“Mom I need personal space!”
“You came out of my personal space.”
“Do you know the best joke?”
“No??”
*pulls a mirror*
lol underrated
👁👄👁
Haha... *pulls out uno reverse card*
👍💀
Overused
“Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?”
“Why”
“Cause’ he was dead...”
“Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?”
“Idk why?”
“Cause he was dead, why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?”
“Because he was dead?”
“No, peer pressure”
I can’t explain why but this made my day 😂😂😂
@@myownhappyplace8064 :)
I’m stealing this
This was so good
I have a knock knock joke, you start.
@@finbro1270 knock nock
"What is the hardest thing to eat"
"The wheel chair"
Fake that stupid not even going to make me laugh sorry my brother said that it made me laugh
@RiddleyEnlow can you explain I font understand that sentence
Its supposed to say:
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat
The wheel chair.
@@CeciliaRoberts-oo5yz yep was gonna say the same, he got the joke wrong. take my like :)
“What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean?”
“Fuckin dead.”
(Bob is also an acceptable answer)
"What did the ghost say to another ghost?"
"Ghost: Do you believe in humans?"
Wow just wow
Hahahahhahaha
Almost….
Almost
Omg nooooooooo🤚😭
Kinda
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Haha 😂
Haha 😂
I mean that’s the actual reason
LOL 😂
thats not a joke its a fact
"why can't Elsa can't get a balloon?"
"Cuz she would let it gOOoOoooO"
I heard that joke at a concert at my school and we did miming and swimming
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the
joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be
honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a
chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my
esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face
muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is
so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at
all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the
potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how
to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely
mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy.
You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet.
I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to
teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time
to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to
build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a
billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from
people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of
empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed
every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any
humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future
generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im
disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has
been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I
was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of
that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your
terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals
and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you
have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor
attempt
What is a wizard who has alot of hair
....
*Hairy potter*
"What do you call an excited mute person?"
"What?"
"Speechless."
i dont get it
💀
I laughed 💀
Bruh 🗿
@@TheIniquitousOne279, when you are amazed or excited, you're speechless
and a mute person cannot speak.
When you laugh at everything: Lmao, this was too funny.
Yes I think this is funny
@@theredorange Yes, I do. :)
Bentellect lol
@@rayy_of_darkness typed lol but had I blank face I bet
Same ahahahaa
This got me cracking up my mom looked at me like I was crazy
"Ever heard of a joke about construction?"
"Nope"
"Well, I'm still working on it"
Imagine if a somebody got told this joke and then a fw years later somebody hits you with the yes. Lol
Plot twist:
The boy was actually the truck driver and he somehow put the ring inside the cookie 👺
The ring inside the cookie you say hm? SuS.
@@mxarii5039 😳
@@JadeWhoLovesGreen 😂
@@mxarii5039 AMOGUS (among us moments
@@mxarii5039 TRUCKPOSTER
"Why can't dinosaurs clap?"
"Because they're dead."
Where is this from???
You know why you can't hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom??
Cause the p is silent.. lol
This made me chuckle
@@sandromaspindzelashvili5767 I made it myself!!
@@saraanne1703 ahahahha thankyou xD
"Why did the chicken cross the mobiüs Strip?"
"To get to the same side!"
Why did the lawyer win the case inside the restroom? .. Cuz he was on some real shit 😂😂
😂
“What does my dad have in common with Nemo? 😁”
“They both can’t be found 😔”
That's just sad
Very underrated
OHHHH NOOOOOO
Nemo was found tho..
@@newghost1317 “what’s the difference between Nemo and my dad?”
“Nemo was found, my dad was not…”
But that’s true I just heard this joke one time and thought it was funny lol
“What do you find on tiny beaches”
“What?”
“M I C R O W A V E S”
Lol
Bhahahahhaah this had me laughing so hard
so true.
"Next joke" 😂
"Dad, what's an alcoholic?"
"Son, see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8"
"But dad theres only 2"
*Mom who see's only 1* :
Augh
I saw this joke on a video but the joke is still rlly funny
I saw this joke on a video but the joke is still rlly funny
@@ppelpe yeah, joke is like a meme its supposed to be spread around
Plot twist: The dad was so drunk he said 50% more instead of 50% less cars.
It is funny tho
"Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it"
Well FUUU-
😂😂😂
Is like water also works
op-
That goes for dads too
"Do you know that Dog Food is good for your eyes?"
"How??" "Have you ever seen a dog wearing glasses?"
It wasn't The funniest but the way he delivered it Was awesome, He looks so happy
"knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Sir, this isn't a joke, come collect your food from the door-"
I-😂😂
@{ müShÿ } 👑🎗 the car warranty overdue joke is over used lol 😂 but it’s still funnier in some instances
“What are a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?”
“...”
“White Vans”
OMG HAHAHAHAA
HAHAHHA
I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING
What ab black vans? Those pretty trendy tho
Lol
"What's the difference between orphans and an apple tray?"
"What?"
"The apples get picked."
"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Hatch"
"Hatch who?"
"Bless you, do you have a cold?"
This is golden. 👌
Lol this cracked me up 😂
Not funny
I smiled thanks
Lol
Him: _Tells The Joke_
_1 Hour Later..._
Me: _Finally Gets The Joke And Chuckles_
Those are the best type of jokes tho
Actually me
So relatable
The fact that you have to tell your sexuality even tho no one asked
@@papitrisnat4238 r/wooooooooosh
-What's the scariest plant
-The Ban-BoOOOo
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the
joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be
honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a
chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my
esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face
muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is
so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at
all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the
potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how
to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely
mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy.
You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet.
I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to
teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time
to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to
build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a
billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from
people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of
empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed
every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any
humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future
generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im
disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has
been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I
was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of
that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your
terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals
and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you
have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor
attempt
"My italian friend died last week"
"She pasta way"
Guys-
@@gkidsgoddard7999 I did.
@@Jemimah______anI did too.
"why do bees have sticky hairs"
Why
"They use honeycombs"
That kills me everytime
lmao
It’s not that bad
When I hear bees:
“MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE”
@@ilove_winxclub lmao
Pff lmao 😂
“Did you know hellen Keller had a pet monkey?”
“No”
“She didn’t either “
underrated lol
Please explain
@@EvaM00 hellen Keller was both blind and deaf from an early age, so she wouldn’t be able to hear or see the monkey, she could just guess by feeling it. She might of thought it was a dog or cat. Obviously that didn’t actually happen but that’s the idea of the joke.
@@Lemonminer Ohhhh yeah lol thanks!
This one's real good
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.🤣
“What do you call an injury on a kid”
“I don’t know what?”
“A minor injury”
"How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?"
"Have YOU ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?"
But many animals don't wear glasses too but good one lol
@@harshalatha7540 thanks :D
The white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland:
*Am I a joke to you?*
@@Elleyiz he didn't eat his carrots
Fun fact: rabbits eat Vegetables for the main meal , they eat carrots for snacks
“Why do graveyards have fences?”
“Why”
“People are dying to get in”
😂
“He’s out of line, but he’s got a point.”
Omg yes
Haha
Now this is some dark humor ma man 😎👍
"My mom died today"
"I'm sorry for your loss, here's a joke to help...
Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Not your mom"
🤣🤣🤣
WHY IS MY HUMOR LIKE THIS
Not your mom who?
@@blue.berry.b Pfft
Souurrrr
"how much money do you have?"
"This many"
“Uranus can fit 63 Earths in it”
*i keep laughing when i think of this*
"What do you call a cute door?"
"A what?"
"A-door-able"
👁👄👁
Haha getting LDshadow lady vibes
What do you call an attractive triangle? Acute-ie
@@i-eat-leaf-mold ehh
I hate u
My favorite joke:
"Guys I just realized the 'f' in orphan means family"
Mom: "But there isn't any 'f' in orphan-"
Mom:"oh"
Oh-
Now,Now
That’s not a joke! That’s dark humour! I’m calling the FBI
My new favourite joke-
My family is this close too finding a way too abort someone even tho they’re already born because of this 🥶
I didn't get can someone explain this to my dumb ass
@@iamsue5264 there’s no f in the spelling of orphan- and they said “it stands for family” since there is no f in the spelling- it’s saying orphans don’t have family (which is true kind of) and so it’s funny in a dark humour way
“DOCTER HELP ME, I’M ADDICTED TO TWITTER!”
“Sorry I don’t follow you…”
Ok that's funny lol
Gotta love the random zoom on every single cut
"Why is George Washington so bad at chess?"
"Why?"
"Because he's dead"
Edit: bruh how does this have 1,000 likes
I love this- 😭✋
You got me
Thats dark-
@@mythicalstuff2261 yet so true- 💀
Underrated
“when does a joke become a dad joke”
“when”
“when it leaves and never comes back”
I laughed way too hard
💀
Why is this so funny?😂😂😂
It went to get milk
Ayooo
That’s not a joke, THATS A GODDAMN RIDDLE
What pub does the twix go to? The chocolate bar 😂😂😂
“what do you call a mexican man who lost his car?”
“carlos” LMAOOOOOOOO
BROO LAMO
LMFAO *giggly*
THIS HAD NO RIGHT BEING THIS FUNNY
*giggity*
I actually knew a Mexican guy name Carlos and his car was stolen in a Walmart parking lot
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
Baddum tss
this one is good too though
The pinnacle of comedy
Just heard it in The Last of Us. LMAO
If we stab a cereal are we a cereal killer
“How do trees go online”
“They forest?
“No they just log in!”
“HAHAHA”
“What’s so funny?”
"I need to buy curtains for my computer"
"Why?"
"Cuz it has Windows"
Lol
This one got me 😂
K that's funny
"I need to buy cheese for my computer"
"Why?"
"Cuz it is a Mac"
hmm what abt linux?
"Why can't orphans play baseball?"
"Why?"
*"Because they can't run home."*
that's a bit risky to say
Lmaoo
OOF
@@julijaz1029 the risk is definitely worth the reward
Oh no. Such a dark and a funny joke though😂🤣
Bojack Horseman mulch joke:
I’m about to end this man’s whole career
A termite walks into a bar and says, “Is the bar-tender here?”
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?"
"No?!"
"It's fine, he woke up"
This should have more likes. It’s so funny😂🤣
Classic 😂
@Hanna Varghese Im confused. Tell me TvT
@@TheFrozenCookieCrumb kid napping
This is actually kinda funny..... Or maybe my humor's broken🤡
"a moment of silence for erasers"
*"Why?"*
"Because they give their lives for our mistakes"
@Shaheen Jackson but true
LMAO SO TRUEEE
"Jesus"
That's deep
@@melinafernandez1803 lmao I can't tell if you're joking or one of those deep kids
“Why can’t we know a computer’s gender?”
“Why”
“Because it’s actually non-binary”
"what do you call a pen that has wings?"
"idk"
"ok"
-my google assistent trying to make a joke
this is funnier than every joke in the comments
I didn't even laugh
Actually funny
Airpen 👹
Nope
"Why did Adele cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To sing hello from the other side"
Haha, i like this
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
This one’s good XD
Lol I think you or rainbow from the krew stole this joke
Hello ...
“So I used to work at a bank but I got fired because a woman came in and told me to check her balance so I pushed her over”
“What do u call a wheelchair person in a fire?”
“IDK”
“HotWheels”
“💀”
“What does James Bond do before bed?”
*”He goes undercover”*
Funny
Comedy am I right char
@@fateerah851 yes you are right
Wow 🤣🤣
🤣🤣
@@GetAHoneyBun but what if James Bond doesn’t sleep with a blanket? Then how is that undercover?
"what's the difference between orphans and apples?"
"What"
"Apples actually get picked"
I actually used this dark humour once and it made the orphans laugh
Kinda sad ngl
Why ..l I am I laughing that is so mean of me
Rude.😒
Sad and hit me in jelly lol
"Why did the plane go to his room"
"Why?"
"Because he had a bad altitude"😂
I haven't seen my wife in 18 months. That's the full joke
"Why are graveyards so popular?"
"Why"
"Because people are dying to get into them!"
That is the joke I will forever love. My dad always said it when I was a kid.
Omg why do I love this joke
“Graveyards are always the dead centre of town”
😂
love that
“You know, the people that live around here can’t be buried in this graveyard.”
“Why not?”
“Because they’re not dead yet!”
I love this one. My grandfather always said it when I was a kid.
"What does a house wear to prom?"
"A-dress!"
@Itz_RyleighElizabeth Ik, only I think it's funny.
Pure dad joke right there
😂
then a building would wear a skys-cape-er to a costume party
"my phone goes to jail"
"Now its a cellphone📱"
Bro created a crossover
My fav joke:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To get to the idiot's house"
"...?"
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"the chicken"
ah yes
That's quite a savage insult xD...gonna use this for emergencies lmao
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because you didn't fucking cook it!"
Cracks me up every time lmfao.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
BYEE LOL
“What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.”
Orphans right now "get your hatchets out now everybody, SWING, SWING, SWING, uh oh here come the PoPo."
@@bunchofbullstv3435 I don’t think they would have enough money to buy a hatchet. Also no one would adopt them so they wouldn’t be able to leave the orphanage. :/
Ouch that hit me man 😪 not wrong tho, I am alone aren't I 😂😪
Why do so many people love orphan jokes?? 😭😭💀
That's just sad
But I will admit, I'm laughing
How High is a Chinese man?
“Hou-Hi is a Chinese man”
Two hunters in a forest, David and John, suddenly John falls into the ground, David calls emergency
🧔🏽♂️ - My friend just fell into the ground here in the forest, he died
👩⚕️ - Okay let’s make sure he is dead
silence
💥
🧔🏽♂️ - Done.
"knock knock"
"whos there"
"hawaii"
"hawaii who?"
"im good, how are you?"
LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY
Sunghoon lmfao 😭
LOL
OHHH i get it so hawaii would be like:How are u
@@blancachimborazo8876 yea because it sounds like how are you
Ok so i didn’t laugh until the end- IT WAS SO RANDOM IT WAS FUNNY-
the amount of dashes children use nowadays give me stage 2 autism
the amount of love i have for oikawa gives me stage 2 autism
@@methanoI no one cares bruh-
Bro i was serious at first to understand but last mad laugh(a little bit not much)
Me who just saw someone else like this comment when I was looking at the number of likes
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one asked "does this taste funny?"
My favorite joke of all time:
"An Irishman walks out of a bar."
What?
@@grimslaysx898 irish ppl almost live in bars/pubs
LOL
And gets hit by a car.
THIS