Siamese Cat Song 2019 (Lady And The Tramp)
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- They Changed The Song because Disney said the original was... racist...
Can't show full scene due to copyright reasons. This is still probably gonna get taken down for copyright.
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They are not Siamese, and I am not pleased 😑
They are Siamese actually; they’re a variation called Lynx point.
At least they aren’t racist this time
@@northerror468 that’s really the best thing a reboot can do; dialing back on the racism.
@@joehumpston7937 Actually no they aren’t, look up a Lynx point Siamese and compare the 2
@@kobetsao4014 I did
This feels more like gangsters coming into a sweet & innocent girls home rather than a mischievous force coming into a humble pup’s dwelling
You can hear the original version one time and be humming it 50 years later. You can hear this one and forget it not even 5 minutes later.
I decided to test this theory by listening to the “music” from this clip over and over again. Even after watching it like fifteen times, after a few minutes I still can’t remember the lyrics or the beat.
Meanwhile, I haven’t seen the original Lady and the Tramp in fifteen years plus change, and I still remember the beat and lyrics to the “We are Siamese if you please” song.
yeah I remenber once after listening the song i was humming the song for a few days it became an earworm i was sometime reading stuff with the rythm of the song in my head that was a weird but funny time
I respectfully disagree. I thought this song was catchy.
Unnecessary race and gender flip, I have a Siamese and he acts exactly how they do in the original scene.
They could have used the original just change the accent used to an upper class accent, from a fake oriental accent.
I don’t even want to watch the entire clip lol
Why does this feel so soulless?
Because it’s a modern Disney remake and it IS soulless
Its a corporate product made by a committee. That’s why. It lacks the heart and soul of the original
Because everything nowadays is perceived as racist. So they redid the original and messed it up.
Because it's a simulacrum of the real thing. Hence soulless.
Soulless people make soulless things.
Because it’s not prejudice! 🙄
Absolutely soulless.
Yep
It's soulless because it's not racist?
@@joeg5642
No, it’s soulless because it has no spirit and no passion. The lyrics and the beat are flatter than the state of Kansas and the voice acting (for both Lady and the two cats) lacks panache.
@@joeg5642 It may have been racist but it's still classic. You don't just change the movie from being how it was to THIS.
@@joeg5642can’t just go changing up the original…
They're not even siamese cats. And no, they're not lynx point siamese. They're just gray tabby cats.
Specifically Devon Rex cats named Devon and Rex (yes really)
@@zooemperor3954 Well to be fair in the original 1955 verison the cats were named Si and Am, for Siam, which is now Thailand. At least they kept with the naming of the cats to the same theme.
@@212Shadowwolf yes, I’m aware. But thank you for that. It was a pretty clever name for them either way.
With an oriental short hair cat head.
@@zooemperor3954 I used to have a Devon Rex but she died 😢
:/ this is just disappointing on every level
I know the feeling.
Its better than a harmful caricature of asian stereotypes
I'll never understand how Aunt Sarah thought Lady was able to break that porcelain statue. She's a dog, how would she have been able to reach all the way up there? 😂
My conclusion: she’s an idiot
This version is not as iconic as the original.
"We are Siamese if you please~"
Peggy Lee give her all on the original when creating and portraying the songs.
But this 2019 version feels empty.
That’s because the woke mob would call it racist and try to cancel another classic
@@AndreeewP the original was racist lmao that’s probably why they changed it
@@AndreeewP I mean it was racist
@@AndreeewP it was racist because of WW2
@@AndreeewP its not even woke, the original WAS racist.
They tried to fix the mild racism but ruined the song 💀
Don’t mind Disney just sucking the soul out of every single movie we loved and grew up with by doing reboots to them.
I believe I can speak for at least 99% of the world when I say:
Dear Disney,
Stop remaking the classics. No one asked you to, no one wanted you to.
They should focus on actually good instead of the garbage they pump out
Well movies like cruella, malificent, and Alice in wonderland are not at all bad. It just really depends on the directors and the people working on set.
@@elliesnyder4449 They are bad and you should feel bad.
They have gone “woke” and as everyone knows, “Everything woke turns to s••t”
At least in the original, they knew how to make them more mysterious
Give me back the supposedly 'racist' actual Siamese twin cats from the animated movie! They were the best thing after the 'he's a tramp' song.
I don't understand the claim that it was racist at all lol? I honestly prefer the original to this honestly flaming hot garbage.
wtf they are cats how can it be racist ? I'm asian and i love the original song
Thanks to the woke aholes. They fail to realize that Siamese cats are originally from Siam . I love Siamese and have one ♥️@@yerfyyow6220
"I'm asian" yes because you have the voice of a whole ethnic
@@yerfyyow6220they’re portraying asian stereotypes? the accents the teeth, the eyes..
Tbh the other cats were pretty cute and weren’t really that evil, they technically accidentally knocked over stuff except for the fish. I liked how they shared with each other. These are just, meh
‘Just meh’ is putting it lightly. The cats here behave like those overly critical neighbors that live two doors down, who stick their noses in the air and scoff at everything they see for no reason aside from scoffing for the sake of scoffing.
I don’t care if the original is racist, it’s LIGHTYEARS better than this.
@@jacksongibbs8998 I think you meant overstatement
@@TheresNoWay.
Perhaps a rephrase is in order…
@@jacksongibbs8998 oh wait, you meant understatement of how bad it is, not how good
They weren’t evil but they weren’t as nice as you’re stating it
They pretended to be hurt drastically to get Lady in trouble
Where's the original song?!! Wth! I'm asian and I wasn't offended
Neither was any other Asian. It's ridiculous. I'm so tired of people who are not part of a particular demographic deciding what's offensive to that demographic.
Mmmm hmmm I hate Disney now
White + Jewish leftists have deemed it racist for you. They love doing that.
_"Look how they massacred my boy!"_
Not Siamese. I no please. 😡
Love the choice of incorrect grammar!
Now that's the Disney I miss.
They didnt even say we are siamese
Coz they aren’t Siamese cats. This version is just not as good as the original. This one feels… empty
@@astridmaack4516 they are siamese cats actually, the lynx point ones...
@@rpgmatt7784 really? Ngl, I thought Siamese cats were those beige and black ones and only those. Maybe that’s coz they are the most synonymous with that name. Thanks for clarifying tho :)
@@astridmaack4516 Well they are always subraces in every races anyway... It's like saying Spanish, Columbian and Brazilian people are different when they are all latine countries... Same applies for animals too
@@rpgmatt7784 these arent siamese or lynx points, just starving tabbies
When cancel culture has gotten completely out of hand....🙄
No, we simply realized that maybe we should get with the times, no reason for outdated racial stereotypes in a supposedly “civilized” era, such as the 2020’s.
@@thewanderingfaiththat doesn’t mean they can’t be Siamese cats with more oriental music…. Tf lol
We have become to sensitive if we can’t let that great tune fly.
That about sums it up.
Exactly. We can’t even tolerate rainbows on beer cans, that’s how sensitive we’ve become! Oh, WHY can’t out country go back to the racist, sexist, homophobic paradise of the 1950’s.
It’s a real travesty!
I’m not even remotely conservative and most would consider me “woke” but yes I 100% agree the original was so much better.
Cuh this just don't go as hard as the original
As an experiment, a while back I listened to this song over and over and over again.
Five minutes after finishing, I couldn’t remember the beat or the lyrics.
I'm not pleased the fact there not siamese
Original is better.
Idc if people tell me im being racist for liking a song.
Its just a song. Simply liking a song doesnt make me hate other races. I love all people. No matter what.
It’s not racist, or a stereotype. I’m Asian and Siamese cats are extremely common, it’s not racist if it’s true
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we lookin' over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while!
Messed the whole movie up by leaving this out!
Why people claim the song was racist? I don't know the intentions of song's creators, but if they intended to make a joke at cost of Thai people/Asians in general they didn't make it clear imho. There is nothing wrong in the lyrics. And according to some page about Siamese cats "slanted eyes are one of the identifying features of a Siamese cat". As for music- I am not an expert on Thai music by no means, but if you search "Thai Folk Music - Loy Krathong" you will hear quite similar sounds.
Now, those cats were not positive characters, that's for sure. But if someone feels that this is offensive because somehow they associate those cats with their country then I have no idea how offended people should be when in movies/books they make a very clear joke at someone's nationality or potray them in the bad light.
I’m pretty sure the reason why they changed the song in the live action is because the original can be interpreted as racist and stereotyping Asian people. I don’t understand why that would include changing the cat breed as well, but maybe they decided to change everything to get rid of any association with the original song
Which is retarded.
Quil9bk your prompting the movie remake as if it were a good move and. Making excuses for it, because your a preprogrammed Bot
@@lynlynnielyn9188literally nowhere in that comment were they promoting the movie or even calling it good. And for the record, it’s you’re, not your.
@jygb7092the overexaggerated accents, the buck teeth, and then paired with the fact they are literally siamese (an Asian cat breed)
@jygb7092Cats do not have buck teeth, and while an accent wouldn’t have been terrible, the way it’s over-exaggerated as well as the broken English (in a setting where such a thing makes no sense, on top of that. They’re owned by someone who speaks regular English with no Asian accent, it’s not like they actually came from Asia) makes it obvious that it’s a less than benevolent caricature.
I have always considered this to be the characteristics of these particular cats and did not compare them with humans or nationality. I never perceived the original as racist. When I was little, I didn't know about it, and now, after so many years, no one remembers those stereotypes anymore. Racism. Ugh, it only works when someone needs it. Russia is shown everywhere as a snow-covered tundra with vodka and bears. But it's okay for everyone. And here, ooooooh nooooo, stereotypes, racism, oh nooo. They could have just removed the teeth and accent of cats since racism hurts their eyes
Exactly. Why change the breed? It’s not like using Siamese cats is being racist, it’s a breed of cats. And they just so happen to originate from Asia, but does that really matter? They’re cats
oh my god my cat is so racist!
"after so many years, no one remembers those stereotypes anymore" That's not true. The whole reason the song and design of the cats were changed was because the intent of the original song WAS racist. You also can't claim for an entire community that something isn't offensive because only you "didn't notice it" or feel affected by it.
Sterotyping any nationality, race, and ethnicity is wrong. For example with Russians, like you said. But that doesn't apply to this song for some reason to you?
Maybe remove the buck teeth in the cats. Otherwise everything else was fine. The accents were sweet
Ребята, я сам из России, и мне забавно как вы американцы , видите нас.
А что на счёт современного искусства , это вообще бездушные произведения,которые пытаются угодить всем, из за этого страдает само произведения искусства
Становится пресным и не интересным. Только для дискуссий о том , сколько можно насчитать оскорбленных.
Привет из России 🇷🇺
Idiots people think the original is racist ITS NOT THERE FROM SIAM (ThaiLand) THERE SUPOSE TO HAVE A ASIAN ACCENT
It's also the buck teeth.
Excatly
please the buck teeth, broken english and squinty eyes? come on they knew what they were doing
It is A STERIOTYPE (They are based on truth) So like what the heck. They were trying To get the point across that they are Asian by putting Asian characteristics at the time! Jeesh
Exactly!
As a wise woman once said these are not my Siamese I am not pleased
not even close to the original. Plus the cats arent siamese
Its woke and its broke..
Broke as in damaged and/or defective or broke as in no money?
this sucks.
Someone explain to me how the original was racist
the original was apparently racist for the asian stereotyping with the slanted eyes and the broken english stuff like that ig
Because a bunch of sensitive crybabies said it was 🤷🏻♂️… Like literally every breed of pet has an accent, the Scottish terrier sounds Scottish, Siamese cats come from Siam (Thailand) so only makes sense they sound Asian
@@kobetsao4014 I didn't think it was racist at all. People just be making up stuff
@@floatingfishies.... Siamese cats kind of have slanted eyes though? Quite a few cats do.... Also for the people saying the whole buck teeth thing to me they just look like fangs, also quite a few Asians that pick up English as a second language speak broken English the same with anyone who learns English as a second language, That's not racist That's just people learning a second language and not speaking it fluently.
I will admit the music though could be actually construed as racist or stereotyping.
@@shadowsoulless6227 I agree, I was just stating what could be racist about. As an asian myself I don't really care how races are seen as its funny to me sometimes, i mean unless it's actually racist, and I'd say people are so sensitive now that they can make anything racist plus this was made when it was more acceptable? Or however you'd say it.
Everyone blames Disney but I blame the small fraction of consumers clamoring for this to be remade and less offensive to “modern audiences”, since that is who Disney made this for
There is many things wrong with this version 1. If your gonna film the siamese sence then why didn't they just use siamese cats? 2. There not even singing the actual iconic siamese song. And 3. When someone remakes an old disney movie or they remake it to real life the old one of ALWAYS better and lastly 4. The original siamese cats are way more cute.
They changed the song for a reason
The reason for these changes is that the Siamese cat characters were a racial stereotype of Asians, and if you listen to the original song you can tell (it even uses Chinese instruments for the instrumental)
@@luanrandomstuff2630 ok I didn't know that but also I understand it can seem radical but I promise I'm not a racist at all like my best friend is black and im not racist to Chinese or Asian either I swear but this is just my opinion I just like the original song better but sorry if me saying this offended anyone
@@Bre_.88 don't worry, I know you're not racist, I'm just explaining the reason for these changes.
Yep agreed
Thats freaking terrifying
As someone who is Asian I was NOT offended by the older version, now I feel sad 😢
thanks to all the haters you just love ruining everything 💯
This part SUCKS and the Siamese cat song is infinity times better and not even 0.0000000000000000001% racist
no offense but the broken english + its basically a asian sterotype but I AGREE LMAOAOAAO
White people doing Asian accents IS racist.
It’s racist.
@@northerror468 not
@@nicolelatham979 explain how it isn’t and I’ll explain how it is. During this time, being just a little bit after WW2, there was a lot of misplaced fear towards asian people. In several of the propaganda for back then, it show “asian” people with extreme slanted eyes, large sharp teeth, and with an “Asian” accent, which wasn’t actually an asian accent. You see this in several media forms back then, including lady and the tramp, the aristocats, and a few other movies. The Siamese species of cat has been demonized through this media, as well. I could go on, if you still can’t see it.
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jesus i’m not reading this
I read it all I am pleased. 😂😂😂
This comment was better than the video it’s on. There’s a gentle injustice in that
Can someone tell me what this person said in a nutshell
@@sanacanyounot2755man got bored, man went shop, man met woman
You thought the original was racist, so you changed the breed into a Devon Rex, which wasn’t even a thing yet.
Even I can agree the original was problematic but it could have been salvaged with a few tweaks. It would have been awesome to see a couple of Asian mean girls gang up on Lady.
it wasn't problematic at all, you damn racist. Is portraying those of other races in an authentic way racist? I've heard actual asian people sound like the siamese cats and have buck teeth. Of course it doesn't mean all asians are that way, but it's a stereotype for a reason. Stereotypes aren't racist, stereotypes are simply racial tropes. It's when the trope is used in a negative way that makes it racist, which the siamese cats were not used in a racist way.
What was wrong with it to begin with?
@@efrainamezcua7594 A lot of people saw it as stereotyping, with the whole Siamese cats having chinese accents, the music, and all that.
I didn't find it offensive, in fact I found it quite charming. Though I'm not Asian myself so don't know how they'd feel about it. For me being African I kinda like it when animals traditional from a certain worldly area have the accent of said area, it always made sense to me. Like how shows that have African animals have traditional African accents.
But I guess this is basically the Asian equivalent of Jim Crow from that other Disney movie. Where a black crow was literally called Jim Crow and had an African American accent. That ish was so on the nose that I burst out laughing from how racist it was 😂💀
National sport of Siam (Thailand) is Muay Thai so couple of mean Thai girls could definitely beat some pansy American girl into pulp.
@@EL-ISS The funny thing is I don't think any Asian people ever cared one way or another.
Like seriously cannot Disney just adopt siameses? 😂
Definitely not siamese. Not racist enough.
This is very disappointing, I prefer the original 😔
Hear hear
#Siameselivesmatter
#BringbacktheSiamesecats
Long live the cats of the Kingdom of Siam!
Political correctness crap. 🤮🤢🤮
Devon Rex cats weren’t even a thing yet -_-
Siamese cats now isn’t what it supposed to be them anymore and has loss of helium voice.
I watched this at school and came back here to just vibe
Original is far better
Honesty I don’t care if it was racist
Spoken like a true person who doesn’t experience racial discrimination
@@jsjsjdbeba6257 You’re correct. I found it funny and I’m not gonna apologize for it
@@iceborg05 you are so cool Nick, I wish I could be as cool as you
@@jsjsjdbeba6257 I know you do
@@jsjsjdbeba6257 I experienced racial discrimination and I absolutely love the original one
The worst part of this movie is not spaying Lady and letting her run around with her dog friend
Was spaying even a thing back then?
Whether original was racist or not, it was iconic, We are Siamese 😢
1. Si and am are females not males.
2. Si and am are Siamese not bengals.
They could have atleast made them Siamese and females instead of bengal and male
And they don’t even sing the actual song
@@DEAD_ACOUNT yep
People actually think Chinese arnt racist to us. They probably have so many American stereotypes in cartoons
You have seen the Simpsons... THAT WHOLE SHOW IS AN AMERICAN STERIOTYPE!
Slavery and segregation still exist in many Asian countries too. The fact that liberal Americans ignore this makes them the clueless ones instead.
What is this abomination?
A corporate cash grab masquerading as Hollywood gold. At least that’s how I see it.
Ok but at 0:33 and onward I had a mini heart attack because I thought someone opened the door-
To all of the people sad that it's not the same as the original. It's not the same because the original was fucking racist and depicted several offensive Chinese/Asian stereotypes due to the war propaganda of the time.
Stereotypes aren't necessarily racist. They're Asian cats.
And these black cats aren't??
@JustKelso1993 exactly... I guess it's ok if the implication is that they are Black
@@NemesisX94 No it's racist, they gave these Siamese cats slanted eyes and buck teeth. those cats were born in the 1950s United States with white people literally, so why would they have Chinese accents. that would be like them depicting dumbo wearing a turban and speaking like Apu from the Simpsons. not only is it racist it's inaccurately racist because the song is influenced by Chinese music but that breed of cat comes from Thailand. but same thing ig.
Everyone is not pleased by the lack of racist cats
I am Asian and do concur.
I would even support Amber Heard and her sister, Whitney, doing the voices as the two manipulative pussies.... with the accent.
The originals weren't racists. Bunch of fucking morons lmao.
It wasn’t racist
@@pomegranateseedling5592 it was extremely racist
@@Brawl483No it wasn't. It was stereotypical.
They changed the song because Disney said the original was racist. Also I couldn't show the full scene because of copyright reasons.
A sample was all we needed to determine that this film is inferior to the original.
No, a bunch of Jews said it was racist.
Disney RUINING a classic again
Something missing from this one........
Things missing from this one:
-Memorable lyrics
-A catchy tune
-A good vocalist
And, of course,
-ACTUAL SIAMESE CATS
Really looking forward for live action Siamese cats singing
The original was solid gold and actually featured siamese cats. Disney is dead to me.
I just got Siamese cat and stumbled upon the original song. Learned about this version. Boy did they massacred everything. And I don't know whats more creepy, Lady or these cats. They look like animated corpses. They shouldn't make these characters so realistic. Theres a reason animals are made more anthropomorphic in cartoons. This here is uncanny valley territory. Also such realistic animals without any genitalia looks weird. An ultra realistic male cats with female bodies.
Why did they change breed and gender?
And for this version of the song - it sucks.
I don’t see why they had to change the whole character design if they’re making it all hyper-realistic. Siamese cats don’t ACTUALLY look like Asian stereotypes in real life 😭
ik the original was super racist but it hits so much harder than this shit
Whats up with talking in the middle of songs in movies now, it really ruins whatever this souless song was trying to be anyway. You can barely focus on what the cats are saying when another character is loudly talking.
Let's say, I prefer the original one.
Right so there’s the Asian music and then “We are Siameses if you please-
*Eugh look at this place, we need to make some changes (music not even remotely Asian)*
WTF-
I forgot this song every time i rewatched this
WHY THIS 90'S CARTOON BECAME REALISTIC
This isn't terrible, and I get people who are mad that the original is kinda racist.....but you can't deny that this is a step down from the eerie yet catchy original song.
real, people are so mad over this because its not the same, but this is so much better.
Notice they also changed the woman's voice to men's?
Couldnt possibly have evil females, right?
why aren’t they Siamese??!! Siamese cats are so lovely
Funny, I felt no type of way about Asian people after watching the original. But this sure has made me bias against new Disney movies.😂
What did they do to si and am??
WHY ARE THEY NOT SIAMESE
What is this garbage. Least the beast and that new style jungle book was still bearable
Some things are just better with racism.
The other version was creepier and this one is worse
The reason why they change the breed of the siamese cats is bc they were presented in a racial way towards Asian people in the original presenting them with buck teeth and with stereotypical asian thick accents
Something being racial doesn't make it racist. Of course they had little buck teeth and accents and broken english, as do first generation asian immigrants in real life, which is what the cats are based on. That isn't racist. Racism is when something is not only racial, but racial in a negative light.
I certainly wouldn't mind if asian people made a cartoon about golden retrievers speaking an a mock american accent with big noses and eyelids that move, but then again I'm an adult
@@AR15andGOD it was absolutely written with racist intentions and it's very weird to both imply otherwise and try to justify its existence
@@meevins ugh. Democrats ruin all things
@@meevins i think since they did put a pop up before showing the movie (on Disney+) saying there were bad depictions and stuff, I feel like they could have changed some stuff about them and fixed somethings it would be better? This is just kind of my point of view
@@meevins Justify its existence? That's so melodramatic. Did Asian people even care? That's what I can't stand. If there's a mass uproar then, okay, get rid of it. But if not then why change it?
This is worse than the original because the 2 cats pretty much sexually harrassed a dog
The original is better idc if it's racist it's a good and Better song
I love the original version song
These are not Siamese, and the song feel’s soulless.
I absolutely hate that they changed the cats from siamese. They just don't look right. 😩
I understand why they changed them, the original was an architype for asian-based discrimination. But the siamese cat song was admittedly very catchy
They ain't Siamese..
We are tabby and this is shabby. Truly dreadful. I dread to think what the italian meal scene is like. Was so romantic in the original.
This song is awful. And the appeal of the animated film is the ANIMATION. Photo realistic Animals is just creepy and not cute.
Not even Siamese cats lol
I like Old cat
“We are WOKEIEEES if you please”. 🙄
they changed the race WHY
Lloyd disapproves!
Lloyd?
@@jacksongibbs8998 the cinema snob’s cat.
@@trippjohnson7393
Oh, ok
Disney should be ashamed. This is more racist than the original. Voicing these cats by black vocalists and showing them up to no good is a racist stereotype. Also, Jazz is a pretty narrow stereotype, too! Disney, if you wanted to play the Woke game, you need to play by the Woke rules. Best solution is to just no play the Woke game. You will always lose. How about creating entertainment that is just entertainment?
Look at what they did...
Look how they massacred my boy…
Please don't break everything
This is why I hate live-action remakes they always change the story especially in The Little Mermaid they left out the kitchen scene with Louie that was the best part