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  • @jvega419
    @jvega419 4 роки тому +328

    Carlin was not a comic, he was a philosopher with an awesome sense of humor.

    • @michelebigler8220
      @michelebigler8220 3 роки тому +5

      Indeed!!!😇🤗

    • @dsrtwillow6722
      @dsrtwillow6722 2 роки тому +1

      Very well said.

    • @jazzochannel
      @jazzochannel 8 місяців тому +2

      sometime i say serious stuff and people laugh. george was able to do that for massive audiences.

    • @HeatherEvans-p1i
      @HeatherEvans-p1i Місяць тому

      Yes! Nailed it!! A deciple of people ❤

  • @journeyon1983
    @journeyon1983 9 років тому +1137

    What George Carlin says is the absolute truth and yet people are still dumb as rocks.

    • @Tweak91ify
      @Tweak91ify 9 років тому +15

      ***** Exactly! We need to stand up together and take back America and we need to do something...Revolution maybe? People are just too damn comfortable with themselves.

    • @journeyon1983
      @journeyon1983 9 років тому +26

      Tweak91ify No revolution. What would it accomplish? People are too caught up in themselves. Too many people are sheep and cannot think for themselves. And, as a consequence, we've got too many of the wrong elected politicians serving our country. It's kind of hopeless and depressing at this point.

    • @kennametalinc.9489
      @kennametalinc.9489 9 років тому +11

      ***** Unaware. Calling people stupid will not help.

    • @journeyon1983
      @journeyon1983 9 років тому +14

      Chris Lauffer Sometimes you have to call stupid out when you see it. If you don't, then how can you put them in their place where they need to be?

    • @red-leaf
      @red-leaf 9 років тому

      ***** so to take one mans word on what he thinks is the truth really absolutely true? although it may be true of some SOME of the stuff he says is true doesn't necessarily mean he's absolutely correct on every damn subject.

  • @erionmema1
    @erionmema1 8 років тому +191

    the last punchline was a total knockout .... I love this man. RIP

  • @bcci324
    @bcci324 10 років тому +254

    He was absolutely right. I have too much respect for this man. He had the guts to tell how it is.

    • @DanielGreen0
      @DanielGreen0 10 років тому +12

      He saw the world the way it was, you're right. We will all miss him.

    • @GoodScienceForYou
      @GoodScienceForYou 10 років тому +7

      ***** The way it IS!

    • @bcci324
      @bcci324 10 років тому +1

      you are right miss green....lolls

    • @angelpaige2143
      @angelpaige2143 3 роки тому

      sure did corrupt politicians he told them like it is

    • @raw_si_siht
      @raw_si_siht 2 роки тому +1

      Bought and paid for by the 'owners' himself.

  • @Nebuchadnezzar31
    @Nebuchadnezzar31 8 років тому +580

    We noticed you and we miss you

    • @TheMoxin
      @TheMoxin 8 років тому +1

      😇😇😉

    • @gurumania1982
      @gurumania1982 8 років тому +11

      I miss him so much..

    • @MrTheHillfolk
      @MrTheHillfolk 8 років тому +4

      You can listen to his bro, Pat , do an editorial every day at 4:20 on 100.1 fm wdst Woodstock ny.
      Wdst.com

    • @hexadecimal5236
      @hexadecimal5236 8 років тому +35

      I didn't realize everything he says is true until I went overseas...

    • @lisatutler-jones5992
      @lisatutler-jones5992 8 років тому +4

      +Rose BPOS can you elaborate?

  • @melg9361
    @melg9361 8 років тому +644

    The American Dream, "you have to be asleep to believe it"

    • @barlscharkley5411
      @barlscharkley5411 8 років тому +16

      I woke up about 7 1/2 years ago.

    • @merryl55
      @merryl55 8 років тому +2

      Great thing, isn't it? (But somewhat of a burden).

    • @juantorres5164
      @juantorres5164 7 років тому +2

      Mel G one of his best lines

    • @pinkusfloydus9373
      @pinkusfloydus9373 6 років тому

      And we all are .. Asleep.. Thinking your awake.. Is to be aware your in a dream..
      Ex. My dad told showed me this song tonight... Looked at me and said .. "We will meet up.. When you decide"
      "Further on" by Bruce Springsteen.

    • @jackrimbaud3826
      @jackrimbaud3826 6 років тому

      One of the best lines I've ever came across.

  • @Strik.9
    @Strik.9 7 років тому +129

    "It's a big club; And you ain't in it!" You AND I are not in 'The Big Club."'
    I love his nihilistic backdrop. Wake up.

    • @Cd5ssmffan
      @Cd5ssmffan 6 років тому +7

      So woke. You must feel so proud of yourself

    • @Strik.9
      @Strik.9 5 років тому

      @@Cd5ssmffan
      My Steam ID is around 0:0:6700 and was in Cal-I. Suck it.
      If you don't know of this infamous clan they call "the wandering who," you're a nub.

    • @hollin220
      @hollin220 4 роки тому +2

      .... its the same club they hit you over the head with ....

  • @cocoabeacher
    @cocoabeacher 8 років тому +148

    A True Prophet in disguise as a comedienne.

    • @vitalityfox
      @vitalityfox 5 років тому +1

      Don Roberson the truth is often spoken in a jest.

    • @4968ace
      @4968ace 4 роки тому

      Owen Benjamin is a fucking moron living in the woods

    • @philgwellington6036
      @philgwellington6036 4 роки тому

      @timwins31 Thank you Tim. Your comment reminds me of my late father, who is giving God a good roasting as I speak. On our small farm, yearly, he would guide the local 50+ walking group around. On one occasion, the story goes, he stood by the fence pointing something out, curious the cattle came over ... he then delivered a lengthy warning to them! The cattle just stood there ...

  • @DetachedOnlooker
    @DetachedOnlooker 9 років тому +81

    He's been warning us for years. Glad I defied my parents every time he had a new show by staying up late to catch every one on HBO :) R.I.P. George baby. It didnt fall completely on deaf ears sir :)

  • @RyanGiggsOBE
    @RyanGiggsOBE 10 років тому +168

    "It's slavery, but you have to get your own food and accommodation" - Steve Hughes
    Its a weird world we live in when 'comedians' are having to put things like this into routines just to get the truth heard

    • @Sozlled
      @Sozlled 10 років тому +6

      Yep, last bastion of true free speech.

    • @Slarti
      @Slarti 10 років тому +30

      It been traditional that the jester is the one who can always say what nobody else says.

    • @Gdafu866jds
      @Gdafu866jds 10 років тому +4

      Shannon Twigg same here to many people are ignorant and closed minded. Belive it or not but the depopulation has begun....

  • @ErikaBell_Z
    @ErikaBell_Z 3 роки тому +52

    100% accurate. The sad thing about it is that the only reason he was allowed to say the truth is because he's a comedian just like in feudalist times when the court jester was the only one allowed to speak the truth. It's a case of "it's so funny because it's true". I wonder if the people there got what he was saying was 100% the truth.

  • @fragynbfh224
    @fragynbfh224 9 років тому +105

    "You have to be asleep to believe it." Well put, 100% accurate...Some are awakening quicker than others tho.

    • @1993seanmcg
      @1993seanmcg 6 років тому +7

      We're still barely out of the fucking jungle though.

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer 4 роки тому

      Ever been the first one to wake up in a room full of sleeping people? Life feels like that to me

  • @UncleSpellbinder
    @UncleSpellbinder 9 років тому +68

    Whether you are a conservative or a liberal, this is truth...

  • @liamearly4883
    @liamearly4883 8 років тому +417

    If George Carlin was alive I would vote for him for president

    • @sepultura7771
      @sepultura7771 8 років тому +41

      Then you really don't know anything about him

    • @liamearly4883
      @liamearly4883 8 років тому +7

      +sepultura7771 you're right I do not

    • @pfalky2k
      @pfalky2k 8 років тому +3

      Of the damn world

    • @daddyebzy
      @daddyebzy 8 років тому +7

      and that's why he's gone probably shot him with the heart attack gun

    • @mariannebaker1
      @mariannebaker1 8 років тому

      +Tl Do knowing and doing are different. Why don't I see you on stage expounding truth and liberation, smarty pants?

  • @LinkRocks
    @LinkRocks 6 років тому +167

    George tried to warn us, yet we ignored him.

    • @JustLikeGreta
      @JustLikeGreta 4 роки тому +4

      And still being ignored

    • @selohcin
      @selohcin 4 роки тому +6

      LOL, speak for yourself. I didn't ignore him.

    • @angelpaige2143
      @angelpaige2143 3 роки тому +1

      mainstream media got people brain washed

  • @carter102
    @carter102 11 років тому +31

    More truth is spoken here in 3 minutes than I've ever heard in my whole life.

    • @xlsyor
      @xlsyor 10 років тому +2

      Spread the word.

  • @Magicprincess9000
    @Magicprincess9000 8 років тому +56

    George left this world but he left his great wisdom for us.

    • @wangpaochen8569
      @wangpaochen8569 3 роки тому

      Our souls are alive, n we will be in Heaven, with JESUS, if we believe in our Saviour JESUS CHRIST. Praying for the 2 billion lost souls.

  • @NA-gf8wc
    @NA-gf8wc Рік тому +30

    I revisit this 3-minutes periodically, and, as time rolls-by, Carlin is proven even more correct by current events, whether the topic is education, the American Worker, politics, media, business, etc. The man was a genius in his social and political commentary. Too bad there is no one today delivering the same truth.

    • @xxtestyxx
      @xxtestyxx 9 місяців тому

      it’s actually so scary

  • @tomwakley5719
    @tomwakley5719 4 роки тому +25

    This three-minute clip is taken from a stand-up comedy show, yet I didn't laugh once when I watched this video.
    Not because I didn't find any of this show funny and humourless, but because I was nodding my head in agreement a lot of the time. George Carlin wasn't just a comedian. He was a philosopher and truth-teller. I have nothing but admiration and respect for this terrific man.

  • @WrenchBiscuit
    @WrenchBiscuit 8 років тому +48

    George Carlin would have never made it as a politician. He was too honest. Thank you George! RIP

  • @MatticusFinch1820
    @MatticusFinch1820 8 років тому +71

    Realist shit ever...even moreso today. God damn I miss this man.

    • @freeeeeeedomnorulers4803
      @freeeeeeedomnorulers4803 8 років тому +3

      +MatticusFinch1820 they can kill the man /women ,,,but they cant kill an idea whose time has come,, RIP George Carlin,,, the rest of need rise like mutha fuckn lions in the grass and beat down these so called owners ..peace out

    • @wangpaochen8569
      @wangpaochen8569 3 роки тому

      JESUS SAID, *"they can kill the body, not the soul. Be aware of THE ONE THAT CAN DO AWAY WITH BODY N SOUL".*

  • @leealexander3507
    @leealexander3507 8 років тому +874

    The best first step to thinking is to stop watching TV.

    • @JonnyMo5000
      @JonnyMo5000 8 років тому +29

      let me guess, this video up there, is right out the television.
      The best way to start thinking is stop being a dumb ass.
      Ask questions if you dont understand, stop trust people for now reason and just stop to belive everything you got told....

    • @hexadecimal5236
      @hexadecimal5236 8 років тому +11

      TURN OFF YOU TELEVISIONS! CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTIONS!

    • @ChibiSothe
      @ChibiSothe 8 років тому +8

      Howard Beale "TURN EM' OFF RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SENTENCE TURN EM' OFF"

    • @saifulrimkeit296
      @saifulrimkeit296 8 років тому +12

      I threw a brick into our TV in 1998. No more TV since 1998.

    • @bharathm2015
      @bharathm2015 8 років тому +6

      you'd be surprised to know how many people don't watch TV anymore. I don't know one person who watches television in my age group. We don't even renew our subscription. The one time people do watch it is when a live sports event is going on. I suspect that will come to an end too as more platforms are coming up online.

  • @jskinner5h
    @jskinner5h 10 років тому +25

    Carlin tried too awake all people with his excellent talent.
    Great message!!!!!!!!!

  • @happytappyslappy
    @happytappyslappy 8 років тому +45

    George nailed it on the head with this segment.

  • @carpo719
    @carpo719 9 років тому +70

    One of the most epic stand up moments in history, and where was everyone else to back him up in those days?
    Oh yeah, they didn't wanna rock the boat, or they were asleep themselves. sad

    • @TakodaTribe
      @TakodaTribe 9 років тому +7

      Bill Hicks was there. Lenny Bruce was there. There was a lot of them, they just didn't get the mainstream media royal treatment.

    • @cheshirewarcat5336
      @cheshirewarcat5336 9 років тому +6

      And Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Bennet, Harris, the list is on and on the problem is as Carlin said. People are happy to be ignorant.

    • @swanner95
      @swanner95 9 років тому

      RA MO I don't know, If you know anything about Christopher Hitchens it was he hated people or entities of power, he particularly hated the way the Kurds in northern Iraq were treated and if anything I suppose he hoped a change of regime would see that change.

    • @tomz5704
      @tomz5704 9 років тому +2

      RA MO Well now, if you have ever seen any of Christopher Hitchens his debates, you will know that first of he didnt support any particular political party (anymore). His reasons for going to war in Iraq were differant from the Bush administration and his primary concern was indeed for the secular Kurds and he admitted that Saddam should have ended in the early 90s, when most of the world would have supported the US in doing so. Besides that, and i think this is a fair point: Extremist muslims want us dead, even if the US never invaded Iraq or even Afghanistan, they would have still wanted us dead. And then of course you can claim that this is because of the way western nations have acted, and sure that might be true, but their main motivation is and remains Islam, the spreading of it by any means necessary and the death of anyone who opposes it.

    • @jet-fury
      @jet-fury 9 років тому

      RA MO ye he did ramo I agree. Anyone who advocates tribalism "us vs them" is just a pawn in the system carlin talked about.

  • @rdoetjes
    @rdoetjes 10 років тому +45

    As a Dutch guy I see this in my country too and The E-FUCKING-U is growing too!
    The American dream is a nightmare that has spread all over the Western world, with it's urge to globalization.

    • @7t1Mookie
      @7t1Mookie 10 років тому +3

      Helemaal mee eens kerel...alleen anderhalve man en een paardekop hebben het in de gaten.

    • @starblazer64
      @starblazer64 10 років тому +6

      It scary shit! I live in America and use to proudly believe this was "the land of opportunity". As it turns out it's the Land of Opportunity alright.......
      Opportunity to get fucked by a government that wants to be the World Policeman! You may have heard our leaders are wanting to replace human soldiers with Robots. My guess is because they have something big planned that a human soldier would refuse. Or maybe just to save more money for their greedy lifestyles.

    • @rdoetjes
      @rdoetjes 10 років тому +4

      david creech My vision is that America was founded by a handful of elite who knew they'd could become very rich and in doing so very powerful with the resources that this lawless land has/had.
      They could rebuild a new society that in the old countries by the laws of Kings and Queens (uggghhh) was not possible.
      But the new founding fathers yearning to be like their Kings and Queens needed modern-slaves who were seemingly free and equal to get the resources out of the ground and make the beginnings of an economy that would be larger than in the old world.
      This is how they came up with the suggestion of "equality" and later the "the american dream". Which was just a poster campagne to get immigrants doing the hard labor. And certainly in the beginnings (when you weren't black) you had more possibilities to grow than in over regulated war torn Europe.
      But now the polish has warn off and the cracks in the illusion are showing. The hard working blue collar American was nothing more than a tool to create a paper economy (where you can make money when you have money) and buy the power of the world.
      I do think that we the working Joe's will start an uprise once again like it had happened in Victorian times in England where the working Joe was exploited for the wealth of the rich. But like a smart man once said: "History repeats itself."

    • @billysonntag2773
      @billysonntag2773 10 років тому +5

      DC Rebel They know your average poor kid serving in the military isn't going to be too enthused about the idea of shooting unarmed demonstrators who are also mostly poor American kids demanding social justice. Robots however...

  • @leabernal3475
    @leabernal3475 8 років тому +86

    We need another George Carlin

  • @dreamlandnightmare
    @dreamlandnightmare 8 років тому +262

    George would vomit at all the commenters here attempting to co-opt his message to support their favorite candidate for owner puppet.

  • @freddiestewart9233
    @freddiestewart9233 8 років тому +107

    Wow he really knew his shit! Everything he said is true!

    • @ukanian
      @ukanian 8 років тому +1

      No. It's not. It's plausible but ignores the true motives of people and is an utterly cynical viewpoint. As a result it fatally misdiagnoses the problem and so, necessarily, gets the appropriate response wrong too.

    • @classicfilmguy9989
      @classicfilmguy9989 8 років тому +10

      +ukania its realistic, what other motive would explain such corruption. its not just plausible, it is likely.

    • @itzenormous
      @itzenormous 8 років тому +4

      ukanian is one of these people who only wants to hear what is optimistic and hopeful ... he chooses to ignore reality, but in doing so, said reality doesn't become any less real; people with this mindset are dangerous.

    • @redheadrusskie
      @redheadrusskie 8 років тому +2

      Blue pill much?

    • @shanesimmons2068
      @shanesimmons2068 7 років тому

      They only care about you when they are stealing taxes.

  • @brawy1
    @brawy1 3 роки тому +4

    This man was a total prophet! 100% truth here! Probably the most honest 3 minute video on all of UA-cam!

  • @oldfish64
    @oldfish64 9 років тому +196

    This 3 minutes convinced me to leave this country. Everything I own except this boat is for sale, When the shit hits the fan, I intend to be on an island north of Cuba siting on a sandy beach drinking Margaritas

    • @nuclearglory
      @nuclearglory 9 років тому +14

      I'm right there with you on that.

    • @stevensimmons9871
      @stevensimmons9871 9 років тому +12

      Jerry Collins When everything hits the fan, you'll feel it, as well.

    • @oldfish64
      @oldfish64 9 років тому +14

      Kamir Aurelia yes but not like the people fighting for food in walmart parking lots.

    • @thomaswolson8921
      @thomaswolson8921 9 років тому +4

      Go on son ; )

    • @rated21hbbhh
      @rated21hbbhh 9 років тому +20

      it aint just america tho , europe is the same

  • @malteeaser101
    @malteeaser101 10 років тому +18

    'It's called the American dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it'... Boom!

    • @spiritcallsus
      @spiritcallsus 6 років тому

      Controversy Owl
      Controversy Owl
      4 years ago
      'It's called the American dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it'... Boom! FOR SURE!!!

  • @autophyte
    @autophyte 3 роки тому +9

    "The American Cult of the Individual denies not just community, but the very idea of society. No one owes anything to anyone. All must be prepared to fight for everything : education ,shelter, food, medical care. What every prosperous and successful democracy deems to be fundamental rights - universal health care, equal access to quality public education, a social security safety net for the weak,elderly and infirmed - America dismisses as socialist indulgences, as if so many signs of weakness."- Wade Davis

  • @staywise812
    @staywise812 10 років тому +6

    Thank u George Carlin for your life, your laughter, and most of all your GODDAMN WISDOM!!!

  • @KBGiantsfan
    @KBGiantsfan 10 років тому +7

    Carlin speaks the truth, the sad sad truth about the United States, we all miss you, RIP Carlin, you will always be my favorite and I feel it was such an honor to see you perform live twice. Thanks for the memories.

  • @Abood99222
    @Abood99222 Рік тому +3

    RIP George. I heard this many years back when I was a teenager and it changed my view on the world. I would have said God bless you but I know where you stand on that so ... :)

  • @JuiceHasser
    @JuiceHasser 9 років тому +30

    George Carlin > Kevin Hart, Will Ferrel, Robbin Williams, Richard Pryor all combined

    • @shenronded
      @shenronded 6 років тому +9

      Kevin Hart is trash, doesn't even belong on that list you just put in

    • @Fleezy81
      @Fleezy81 5 років тому

      And Chris Rock

    • @1neomonkey
      @1neomonkey 5 років тому +3

      We have Jimmy Dore now. The new George Carlin.

  • @LosPonitex
    @LosPonitex 3 роки тому +5

    This aged perfect, like fine wine.

  • @dreambeliever5150
    @dreambeliever5150 6 років тому +2

    my mind always comes back to this video.. It is always relevant

  • @rogerhislip5269
    @rogerhislip5269 10 місяців тому +3

    A true genius speaking the truth

  • @BatterySonic
    @BatterySonic 10 років тому +4

    I love this! Be informed people. Don't sacrifice your self respect for the system.

  • @carkenny2
    @carkenny2 8 років тому +3

    Truer words have never been spoken. This video should be a required presentation in all schools, at least once a week.

  • @jasongallagher54
    @jasongallagher54 6 років тому +5

    this is pure poetry and is so relevant today.

  • @eze__95
    @eze__95 3 роки тому +6

    And the sad part is, all the people clapping are the ones who aren't going to do anything about it. They're clapping to feel good about it, but once they all left they just went back to their normal lives and didn't do anything different.

  • @cheryla2557
    @cheryla2557 4 роки тому +5

    How true his words👉ITS A BIG CLUB AND YOU AIN’T IN IT...👍👏👏👏

  • @maggotthemadman8142
    @maggotthemadman8142 7 років тому +10

    "It's called The American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it"

    • @humzahhassan4521
      @humzahhassan4521 5 років тому

      The Shaper u can still move up people do it all the time but there is an oligarchy that control congress so at least they remain there ie oil companies

  • @patbrennan6572
    @patbrennan6572 8 років тому +30

    speaking the truth is the honorable thing to do but it can also shorten your life for some strange reason, george carlin, bill hicks, christopher hitchens would attest to that, ''if they weren't dead''.

    • @bluebandit1281
      @bluebandit1281 8 років тому +5

      The only thing that took ol George out was his coke habit in the 70's. I am surprised though. As much as he ran his mouth i cant believe he wasn't tagged and bagged back in the 90's.

    • @makelpolk4470
      @makelpolk4470 7 років тому

      Don't Forget Tupac, Michael Jackson, Steve Jobs, Joan Rivers And Many More.

    • @twistershift
      @twistershift 6 років тому +2

      @@makelpolk4470 Joan rivers died from malpractice, MJ was a drug addict, Tupac died by the sword he lived by, and Steve Jobs thought he was smarter than doctors, I'm not even sure why he is on this list, lol.

  • @JimiRuccolomusic
    @JimiRuccolomusic 8 років тому

    The Master......been telling the truth about politics, government, and "the system" for decades ....miss you George!

  • @sikhobodoza5288
    @sikhobodoza5288 10 місяців тому +3

    -Who really owns the country ?
    -Highly influential people rarely end in jail.
    -

  • @loisfrank384
    @loisfrank384 10 років тому +4

    Right on the money all the time. Miss you tons George

  • @kristiangonzalez1212
    @kristiangonzalez1212 8 років тому +1

    I miss Carlin so much. This guy sparked my mind at 11yrs old. Along with 9/11 happening I never saw the world the same again. Such a legend and such an influence in my life. Thank you for your service and honesty!!! Happy birthday and RIP

  • @bankgoldmansachs
    @bankgoldmansachs 10 років тому +17

    I own YOU 0:30
    I am GœldmanSachS
    I rule 99%

  • @eriknuno2865
    @eriknuno2865 6 років тому +6

    Nobody seems to care but there are people that know those things you said and have to live with that reality that kills them inside just that much more every day..i care and so do others like me i hope..its a shame we can't put our minds together to defeat this evil..

  • @terrygerych7327
    @terrygerych7327 5 років тому +2

    thanks for this, dan! carlin certainly was a great man. thanks a lot for the transcript too. it will no doubt save others from having to do the work themselves.
    artists are our greatest truthtellers. they get away with it because they're just artists, and artistic expression isn't given proper respect. so they remain relatively obscure, as in carlin's own words: 'nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care'.
    of course a few of us do notice and do care, but we're far too few and far too weak. we are indeed nobodies.

  • @DONTCALLMEFAT
    @DONTCALLMEFAT 8 років тому +8

    Holy fuck. This was prophetic.

  • @alanl9497
    @alanl9497 8 років тому +206

    Mr. Carlin, so you're telling me that Donald Trump doesn't care about me?

    • @Sanguo3
      @Sanguo3 8 років тому +111

      yes... he does not give a fuck about you. and if you think he does you are an imbecile

    • @alanl9497
      @alanl9497 8 років тому +10

      Stephen Lococo lol.

    • @Sanguo3
      @Sanguo3 8 років тому +1

      +Visceral Abyss I'm definitely sure there wasn't

    • @majedssy7623
      @majedssy7623 8 років тому +10

      +ese grillo Donlald Trump have owner just lıke you,

    • @cloudywithachanceofrainbow5661
      @cloudywithachanceofrainbow5661 8 років тому +9

      +ese grillo No he didn't say that, he said " THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU" and i think he made himself really clear

  • @standoughope
    @standoughope 9 років тому +3

    Sorely missed. Bill Hicks and George Carlin were my role models growing up. I was heart-broken (age 13) when Hicks died of pancreatic cancer but Carlin came in and lifted my 'spirits' and intellect. We miss you George =*(

    • @rangeslider
      @rangeslider 8 років тому

      +Ryan Swanson Same here man. Bill Hicks and George Carlin are my heroes too. They spoke the truth, brutal and straight.
      We the people better wake up, stand together and break this system of control down before it crashes on us.

    • @Dashoost
      @Dashoost 8 років тому

      I'm totally with you... Hicks and Carlins words live forever

  • @Nico_Tena
    @Nico_Tena 9 років тому +17

    All the thumbs down are from the "Owners of This Country!"

  • @jamesbryce1930
    @jamesbryce1930 8 років тому +14

    What is funny is 270 idiots down-voted this! I guess those are the people he was talking about that "don't seem to notice, don't seem to care." George would have made a huge impact these past 10 years.

  • @helpAHHHH
    @helpAHHHH 8 років тому +2

    I'm glad you like this 3 minutes but Carlin's career was built on about a million minutes of genius.

  • @GACOMO7660007
    @GACOMO7660007 7 років тому +6

    Rarely do we come across someone with the balls to call things for what they are. Everyday, less and less people are able to express his/her ideas freely, without fear of being chastised, even to death. Political correctness is choking us, at the same time that the assholes in charge preach of democracy, freedom, justice and equality...and many still listen and believe their bullshit!

  • @JustLikeGreta
    @JustLikeGreta 5 років тому +10

    There's another name for the Big Club. It's called Reaganism

    • @nathanlh81
      @nathanlh81 4 роки тому

      The fuck did Reagan have to do with this “big club?” You do understand conservatism means smaller government, right? Means you don’t have to go to jail for 20 years for over a pound of pot or whatever, because the peers going to your trial are truly your peers. That’s only an example. But having 20 lbs of pot and a badge is just fine? No wonder you’re voting for Biden-Harris or to the least endorsing that trash.

  • @wildgoose419
    @wildgoose419 9 місяців тому +1

    What he said back then is even more true today, in 2023. I bet 10 or 20 years from now, it would still ring a bell.

  • @wavyamar
    @wavyamar 10 років тому +12

    I don't agree when it comes to God. But man is he right when it comes to government issues. Great comedian.

    • @lion49nfl
      @lion49nfl 10 років тому

      same

    • @wavyamar
      @wavyamar 10 років тому +1

      Muff Diver Yes I am a Muslim & I believe in Allah which is the Arabic word for God the Lord of Abraham. Simple short reason is that there are too many signs such as the creation of Birds & how God created gravity & their wings for them to fly.

    • @wavyamar
      @wavyamar 10 років тому +1

      Muff Diver If that's what you wanna believe go ahead. I have my path & you have chosen yours. When we die we will know who is correct.

    • @Zombeast801
      @Zombeast801 10 років тому

      You don't trust out government, but you trust the education system telling you that bullshit?

    • @wavyamar
      @wavyamar 10 років тому +1

      Jayden Garcia The educational system is not what made me choose my religious beliefs/believing in God, that would be my free will & my intellect. You don't need much to look around at the creation of life to realize that there is a single Creator to all of this.

  • @fragynbfh224
    @fragynbfh224 9 років тому +3

    Well said...Truth was spoken.

  • @cliffcurtistruth
    @cliffcurtistruth 9 років тому +2

    Wow... I'v got a lot of respect for George Carlin now. What a great guy, tellin it like it is!

  • @laurab6165
    @laurab6165 5 років тому +5

    It's a sad day when politicians are telling the jokes and comedians are telling the truth.

  • @TheFrameoff
    @TheFrameoff 8 років тому +4

    No truer words have ever been spoken ...... THEY DON'T CARE , ALL THEY WANT IS YOU MONEY.

    • @TheFrameoff
      @TheFrameoff 8 років тому +1

      ***** Rich people don't become politicians , they control them . There are about 8 or so family's in this world that CONTROL it all . They run the show

  • @cathyhuffman3359
    @cathyhuffman3359 4 роки тому +2

    I remember thinking a lot of this starting happening in the 1980's. In North Carolina, we were know for making beautiful furniture. There were wonderful craftsmen all over the Western Part of the state where I grew up. Everyone knew someone in the furniture business. The people that worked in the plants were true craftsmen. And the hosiery mills made all the socks and all of these items were sent all over the country. Then one by one, they started sending all the work to China. People that had worked in these places made good money, had health insurance and some had even had stock in the companies. There are still a few left I guess, but not many. I remember when I was in my early 20's working at Sears. Back then, we even had stocks in the company and and when I sold anything I got a percentage of the sale. All of this is gone for the most part. My son, thankfully, is really a smart young man and became a computer engineer. That is in the Eastern part of the state. And my daughter works for a Chinese woman and makes good money working for her. She lived in China for a few years as a Designer. But the American Dream we once had is not the same.

    • @ZackstaDaxta
      @ZackstaDaxta 4 роки тому

      This was good information based on your experiences, thanks. America had a prime but it's long gone. Freedom is one of the main things that's gone, look up 5G when you can. It is NOT just an upgrade from 4G. It's another thing that will heavily impact our freedom.

  • @MOTORSWAY
    @MOTORSWAY 11 років тому +4

    If only we could all understand how right he is, then we could free ourselves.

  • @Ferda1964
    @Ferda1964 8 років тому +4

    we miss you George

    • @FlexBeanbag
      @FlexBeanbag 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Bmc9NFfhx74/v-deo.html

  • @kkartha
    @kkartha 7 років тому +1

    Words of Wisdom, still resonate well with the present situation we are in, even after all these years... What a great visionary... may his soul RIP..

  • @wollam11
    @wollam11 10 років тому +19

    I woke up to this reality in 2009 with the rise of the Tea Party. And believe me, I wish I hadn't. It's a miserable existence because, as Carlin said, "nobody seems to notice ... nobody seems to care".
    Just can't wait until I can leave this country.

    • @terrygriffin8358
      @terrygriffin8358 10 років тому +2

      And go where? Just curious.

    • @wollam11
      @wollam11 10 років тому +2

      Terry Griffin I narrowed it down to Uruguay, Portugal, and Panama. All three governments actually do what the people elect them to do, instead of ignoring the masses and following the marching orders of the elite 1%.

    • @lion49nfl
      @lion49nfl 10 років тому

      Rodney Wollam yeah i dont third world countries are a good choice and portugal is in massive debt
      America is a great place but we need to clear house dont leave stay and help fix the problems we have
      cowards run and im sure thats not you

    • @wollam11
      @wollam11 10 років тому

      Tony Uruguay's actually got a pretty cool 1st world city in Montevideo. Some call it 'the Paris of South America'.
      I probably won't leave until my house is paid off, in 2023. But, if the same thing happens in 2020 that happened in 2010 (leftists staying home cause it wasn't a Presidential election, effectively handing the right control of the House of Representatives for a decade), my decision will be sealed.
      As it stands since 2010, those of us on the left who want to see a return to regulating union-busting business and their pollution, the repeal of Citizens United (and a dozen other onerous rulings from the bought and paid for USSC Five), and a well funded legal aid society- have barely been keeping our heads above water.

    • @lion49nfl
      @lion49nfl 10 років тому

      Rodney Wollam
      oh your a left winger and im your opposite lol but please explain more by what you think or mean about the repeal of citizens united regulating unions ect
      im lost by what you said lol

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 8 років тому +7

    I agree with his assessment with one exception,
    "You have no choice. "
    There are always choices. It's just a matter of discovering what they are.

    • @TheCoolProfessor
      @TheCoolProfessor 8 років тому

      ***** Like working to impeach a bad president. If Obama was really as bad as people say he is, why didn't they work harder to remove him from office?

    • @kiwidoe3442
      @kiwidoe3442 8 років тому +1

      +TheCoolProfessor Because of the media. The media is very capable of keeping people ignorant.

    • @brucegelman8113
      @brucegelman8113 8 років тому +1

      This is my choice....Leave this ridiculous Country.See you somewhere south of the border mi amigos.

    • @Killerofchristianity
      @Killerofchristianity 8 років тому

      Total anarchy?

    • @angelswahlenberg2577
      @angelswahlenberg2577 6 років тому

      Matt De Maeyer I don't see to many choices. And believe me I have been looking for.

  • @JoeSteelerFan
    @JoeSteelerFan 8 років тому

    This mere 3 mins. of video should be required viewing for every educated adult in the country.

  • @BrassStacks
    @BrassStacks 9 років тому +6

    I remember watching this as a kid and getting so damned mad at the truths he was speaking. It's gotten so much worse since he was around, it's disgusting.

  • @chux11379
    @chux11379 7 років тому +4

    This man makes me believe in humans somehow.Greatest comedian to ever live,smartest too hands down.

  • @jamespeterson2038
    @jamespeterson2038 8 років тому +1

    wow that is the most truthful interpretation of the way this world is

  • @garywhitcomb6831
    @garywhitcomb6831 8 років тому +3

    Now this is telling it like it is!!! R.I.P. George Carlin!!!

  • @vocaloidsrock6987
    @vocaloidsrock6987 3 роки тому +13

    George Carlin simply describes capitalism in a nutshell.

    • @GravityBoy72
      @GravityBoy72 2 роки тому

      It's not just captialism... history has shown the system is irrelevant.
      It's the people at the top of the system... any system... they are human and can't be trusted.

  • @TheBeverleyann
    @TheBeverleyann 9 років тому +2

    Loves me some George Carlin ! This is one Observant Cat !! This rings true to this day ! Rest in Peace George ~ You are sorely missed my man ~

  • @markperkins7826
    @markperkins7826 4 роки тому +3

    This man was a prophet...at the end of his life made millions of dollars he could have said a few funny lines and went home but he didn't he was trying to get through to us about what is really going on...listen,listen closely

  • @louis1443
    @louis1443 10 років тому +9

    Sad be true. I hate what has happened to my Country. But I love the people one day we will wake up and take it back.

    • @coreyrozenblat1506
      @coreyrozenblat1506 10 років тому +4

      No we won't. Don't be delusional. What world changing event is going to make the U.S. citizens take their country back? Nothing. This is the way it's gonna be in this country for as long the government continues to exist as it does.

    • @kylone1
      @kylone1 9 років тому

      Corey Rozenblat Well, there's always an Article V convention.

    • @botnet1906
      @botnet1906 9 років тому +2

      Christopher Stevenson lmao Article V? haha our government wipes it's ass with the constitution.

    • @coreyrozenblat1506
      @coreyrozenblat1506 9 років тому +1

      ***** Um...no we don't worship government. Are you kidding? The entire nation thinks the government are a bunch of morons and incompetent idiots. This administration has been, statistically, the least productive America has ever seen. The president is useless, congress is a pile of shit, especially because it's now GOP controlled, and, in 2014, some state governments are still struggling with the basic human right of equality by rejecting gay marriage, not to mention abortion.That's why, last presidential election, the voter count was the lowest it's been since World War II: because we realize that we basically have a choice between one pile of shit or the other. Trust me, we don't worship the government, whatsoever. We resent, and borderline despise it.

    • @coreyrozenblat1506
      @coreyrozenblat1506 9 років тому

      I think you have the wrong idea. I'm not the minority at all. I'm the majority. There is widespread resentment towards the government throughout the nation. Those rallies you mentioned are attended by just that, dick-suckers, not the average American citizen. Who do you know that goes to those? I've never met anyone who does.
      Benevolent government? Dogmatic devotion? You're joking right? Half the country hates the Obama administration. In fact, the approval rating is only 47%. You call that dogmatic devotion? Especially when you consider our totally unnecessary involvement in the middle-east which almost the entire country thinks is useless, some even say that it's terrorism in itself.
      You are not "freer", or whatever, than anyone else, you are the majority. We are not all brainwashed sheep trained to ride the president's dick, most of us disapprove of the administration and have a very cynical view of the government. And ESPECIALLY with the Mike Brown/Eric Garner situation, you really think anyone is showing American pride? Hell no. It's widely known that the government is full of a bunch of self-serving assholes, bribed by corporations, this is nothing new and certainly not a secret. People who disapprove of the government aren't some underground clubhouse, they are the vast majority of the country. And with so many problem with out country, from our massive debt of 18 trillion to the giant wealth gap of the 1% to problems with social security stability and healthcare coverage to prison overcrowding to our abysmal foreign policy, nobody is happy with the state of the country, CERTAINLY not worship, I should think.

  • @johnwise7693
    @johnwise7693 7 років тому +2

    "it's called the American Dream,because you have to be asleep to believe it."
    G. Carlin

  • @tyson2964
    @tyson2964 4 роки тому +3

    Oh sitting in 2020 and he is so right. The pensions are spent. What's next. (RIP)

  • @jansdoe6963
    @jansdoe6963 4 роки тому +4

    " Question Everything." George Carlin

  • @lordbrettsinclair2906
    @lordbrettsinclair2906 8 років тому

    This is the greatest 3 minutes ever put up on YT . Thanks George RIP .

  • @partlysunnydk
    @partlysunnydk 10 років тому +9

    Good Morning USA!
    Recap day! ;) ouch , I picked up the flag. ; /

  • @unionrdr
    @unionrdr 9 років тому +3

    George reminds me so much of Lenny Bruce!

  • @fredhowanitz2334
    @fredhowanitz2334 7 років тому

    Thank you very much for standing up to the real owners George is talking about in this video

  • @angelb2742
    @angelb2742 8 років тому +5

    We miss you G.C. !

  • @odstarmor557
    @odstarmor557 6 років тому +7

    And yet there are too many people who are happy to be asleep so long as its their team reading them the lullaby.

  • @davidhutchinson5233
    @davidhutchinson5233 4 роки тому +1

    Spot on. We miss you George.

  • @AppealPlay
    @AppealPlay 8 років тому +49

    I wonder what he would think of Trump and Hillary.

    • @captainsmirk6901
      @captainsmirk6901 8 років тому +32

      he would probably think they're a match made in hell

    • @bossmode336
      @bossmode336 8 років тому +21

      He would likely say something about how the entire election was rigged given that he thinks politicians are stooges, and only there to provide an illusion of choice.

    • @jamesbanks816
      @jamesbanks816 8 років тому +5

      +Chance Phillips you nailed it politicians are appointed countries are businesses democracies are just a facade

    • @Justentime77
      @Justentime77 8 років тому +18

      I'm pretty sure he just stated it.

    • @earthwolf82
      @earthwolf82 8 років тому +14

      I think he pretty much made it clear as day

  • @pugilemoltobene3708
    @pugilemoltobene3708 4 роки тому +4

    Good lord I miss this man. I really think he was shut up 10/20 years early bc too many ppl were listening to him. Call it conspiratorial thinking but whatever...he was dangerous, LOVED HIM!!! Coronavirus and government response would have given him SO much material!!

    • @denniskastner9185
      @denniskastner9185 2 роки тому

      Jim breuer is killing it on that front. If you haven't, I highly reccomend checking out the last couple specials. They're free on his UA-cam page. One is "somebody has to say it" or something along those lines

    • @pugilemoltobene3708
      @pugilemoltobene3708 2 роки тому +1

      @@denniskastner9185 hey, Dennis, I’ve seen him👍👍 Love all the shit about COVID and NWO that he’s been doing. Hopefully, he’ll be with us awhile.

    • @denniskastner9185
      @denniskastner9185 2 роки тому

      @@pugilemoltobene3708 thanks for the reply! Glad to hear you already heard him. I listen to him, Dave Landau, norm macdonald, James Gregory and Tim Wilson a lot. Adam Carolla has been on the ball lately as well

    • @denniskastner9185
      @denniskastner9185 2 роки тому

      @@pugilemoltobene3708 hope you and yours are doing well with all of the craziness around. Try to keep smiling and know that you're not alone. Greater is He who is in me than he who's in the world

    • @pugilemoltobene3708
      @pugilemoltobene3708 2 роки тому +1

      @@denniskastner9185 Hey Dennis, Adam Corolla has been on it for many years! Norm was a genius - he’s definitely flyin high with those angels!

  • @MafiosoGame
    @MafiosoGame 9 років тому

    The entire bit is even better, 11 minutes long and relentless. The title of the entire piece is "Dumb Americans", and it's my personal favorite. Great upload!

  • @jakedelenger8102
    @jakedelenger8102 10 років тому +8

    i like how this has half a million views while some horrible "artist" like miley cyrus has tens of millions of views. ridiculous. i used to be happy. then i woke up.

    • @makirichi
      @makirichi 10 років тому +2

      I know, I have the same sickness...

  • @Pandamokneeums
    @Pandamokneeums 10 років тому +5

    OLIGARCHY, thy name is the USA . . .

  • @billpeart
    @billpeart 4 роки тому +2

    Really hitting home today...

  • @Mazxlol
    @Mazxlol 7 років тому +4

    obedient workers. well said. sad but i am one of them. fuck