"Hey dad, can I have 3 dollars?"
"No"
What? Your dad doesn't have money to just give away?? -rich kid gasp
Me: asks for Money, Dad: did you spend all those 5 dollars I gave you last year?
"Hey mom can i have 3$?"
"For what i dont have 3$"
I tried it, this is how it went
@@s.wozyyy not everyone has a dad, or the family could be broken up, or living in different places but still married or stuff, could not even be married just "civil marriage" living together, could be an abusive dad, like not everyone has a dad think abt that
Well if you spell "mum" like that of course she's not going to love you 😂
@@s.wozyyydid you read what he said they could be divorced and a mom is the closest thing to a dad he has
"Hey dad could i have 97 dollars"
*he beats the crap out of me*
“hey dad can i have 3 dollars”
“sure”
“ughh turn out i needed a little bit more, can i get 500k”
Or ask for 20 and if he says no then say what about 10. That way it seems more reasonable and your chances are higher
Not likely with parents because they most likely already made up their mind with a no
@@itsyaboyjay9862 what he means is if you only need say 10 dollars then you can ask for more like 20 or 25 then if they say no then you lower it by 2x then it will be more treasonable
@@Ratoons1 no because when a human makes up there mind they don’t want to listen anymore.
@@tobiuchiha8110 not all people, a perfect example is I play a game on Roblox called islands a lot, if I ask someone if I can sell my sword for 50k and they don’t want to buy it at that I’ll say they can buy it at 40k, works EVERY time, the only reason I “lower the price” is because I would originally plan to sell it at 40k and ask if I could sell higher. Works 80% of the time
lmao imagine trying that after if marks method doesnt work 😭
"dad can i have 3$?"
"what do you need 3 dollars for? Sure... i guess"
"i need more, could i have 7 more dollars?"
"what? No..."
"hmmm ok...
dad can i have 20$?"
"what the hell? i just said no to 7 what makes you think id guve you 20?"
"can i have 10$?"
"Get out"
It actually goes like this.
"Hey dad can I have 20 dollars?"
"No"
"Ok what about just 10 then"
"Fine"
That the Door in the Technique. You ask for a larger sum than you need before negotiating for the actual sum to make it seem like they are in charge and your request seems more reasonable
both are viable strategies but I think the one you proposed is more obvious and easier to spot making it less effective
more realistic version
“hey dad can i have $3?”
“Get off your ass and get a job”
“Dad I’m 13 please just get me food at least”
“Fuck off and get a job”
Even more realistic version
"Hey dad can I have $3?"
"If u find one give it to me"
This is literally called the foot in the door technique for persuasion. You get a person to say yes to a small thing and then ask for a bigger thing. That’s literally what I just remembered from my 5 hours of studying for my psychology class 😂😂
this doesn't work, unless your parent is tired af or incredibly dum. They'll just say "I just gave you $3, why do you need more?"
@@MrSimplified Exactly. In reality, the parent would ask what they need the money for being even giving them the $3 and then say tough shit if they ask for more because they should have know how much it cost to begin with.
I heard of this so often by now and i am wondering who actually is that stupid to give somebody 10€ when they dont want to Just bc the Split it up 😂
@@MrSimplified that's why I ask my mum for stuff when she's tired (not mad) and especially act kinda nervous when saying it so it's like I feel bad for asking.
Haha, 3 dollars? Ye he said "NO, BACK IN MY DAY WE EARN OUR MONEY!"
We scamming our parents with this one 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️
"hey dad could I get 3 dollars?"
"what the hell are you gonna get with 3 dollars???"
"Some chips?"
"I'll get you guys some chips later"
Meanwhile my dad:
- Hey dad, can you give me extra 1$ for a game?
- no.
Tell them it’s for school or sum they gonna allow it but just don’t tell them it’s game related
We manipulating our dad with this one🔥🔥🔥🔥
"May I have 3 cents please, and thank you"
"No"
The true money maker is skipping meals to save lunch money, I went like 4 years eating 1-2 lunches per week but I was able to buy so many games, it was like 1.5 month per game?
@@xx.s4m4nth4 food is for the strong!! A gorilla eats a shit ton each day! Hahaha I am a powerlifter I need muh food.
"dad can I have £3"
"yeah sure"
"turns out I need more, can I have an extra £420,690"
People responsible for construction projects have mastered this strategy
Me, "Dad can I have 3 dollars?"
Dad, "Go to New York city and your better off begging there"
"sorry dad, but it turns out that I need a little bit more"
"Too Bad"
I asked my dad for $3, he said “no, why would I give you money for nothing? You need to earn it”
thanks for calling me smart mate, this is exactly what i do.
"Hey Dad, can I have 3 dollars?"
"For what?"
"Err nevermind"
If I asked my dad for $3 he would say no
“Hey mom, can i have 3$?”
“No”
This doubled my faith in humanity and gave it to the next person
Dad:Wait! where do you learnt that trick?
Teen: I follow Josh otusanya
*Hehehehe*
The chances are they are going to say 'No', 'Why do you need that much money?' or 'I just gave you 3 dollars'.
My dad ain’t gonna give me a penny even if I’m on my knees
“hey dad can i have a doller?”
“no”
This guy broke the system
Yea… I’m good with just not asking my parents for anything.
Asking for more than what you need then asking for what you need also works
Only someone who grew up without a dad would think this is how it goes.
Me : Dad Can I have 3 dollars.
My Dad : Giving 3 slaps on my Face😂
Me) father may l have 3 dollars pls♡
Dad) the fuck get off yall ass and make money 💰
“Can I have 1?”
“Sure here you go?”
“Sorry dad, turns out I need a bit more can I have *Jeff Bezos’s bank account?* ”
If i asked my dad for 3, then came back and asked for an even bigger amount, admitting that i made a mistake in the process, I’d get hit with a “hell no”
My grandfather once told me a really funny story. Apparently, whenever he didn't want to help his dad with work, his mum would give him a coin (we're not American, I didn't know what other word to use, but basically a small amount of money). He would ask her to keep it for him and give him back later. That happened nearly every day, but his mum was a smart woman, she saved the coin and would give him the same one every day...
Realistically:
Hey dad can I have three dollars?
No.
Christ that popped up for everyone at the same time.
"Can I have 3 dollars?"
"For your birthday"
and if you asked for 10 dollars, they would say no.
My dumb ass just never ask for enough so I always got extra without question 😂😂😂
I could ask for 10 cents, and I would still get questioned why I need it
"Hey dad can i have 3$"
"Ok"
"Turns out i need more can i have 5$ more?"
"I ALREADY GAVE YOU MONEY GREEDY!"
Reality:
“Hey mom can I have 4 dollars?”
“No.”
“Why?”
“Why do you need money?, it’s not like you pay bills in this house.”
“Bu-“
“But if you don’t get out my face you’re gonna feel the reasoning for that money.”
@zakae6hdt7😂😂😂😂 spoiled😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 trust me get older and u ain’t getting
@zakae6hdt7getting money every time you ask is almost definitely a sign your spoiled
⚠️ATTENTION: This trick does not work on your parents if they don't carry cash⚠️ 😂😂😂
"hey dad, can i have 3 dollars?"
"sure."
"oh shoot turns out i need a little bit more, what about 7 dollars?"
"for what?"
"shit"
Bruh its different in france
"Hey dad, can i hav-"
"No"
"But i didn-"
"No"
“Hey dad, can I have 3 dollars?”
“Sure!”
“Hey, dad! Can I have an extra 99,997 dollars?”
Thanks, Mark! I’m rich now!
"Hey dad can I hav-" "No"
“Hey dad can I 3 dollars”
“No”
“But plea”……..
“NO!”
*“Be honest who else is just scrolling through shorts rn”😂*
"Dad can i have 3 quid?"
Dad: "No you already get 60 quid a month"
I love my parents and grandparents
My dad "3 DOLLARS!!!!! WHERE DO U THINK MONEY COMES FROM? TREES??"
“hey dad turns out the 3$ wasn’t enough, can I have 500k to exploit the 2008 housing crisis?” its what I should have been asking when I was 6
That ant working on my dad he won't even give 3 dollars 😅😅
"Hey Ma, Can I 3 dollars?"
"Sure, Honey."
"Sorry Ma, but it turns out I need a little bit more. Can I get 7 more?"
"Can your broke ass stop asking me for money?"
"3 dollars? What do you need 2 dollars for? I cant believe my only son is demanding my last dollar!"
"Hey dad, can I have $3?"
"You're 35 years old get out of here!"
"Hey dad, can I have 3 dollars?"
"Do I look like I have A dollar?!"
“Dad can i have 3 dollars?”
“No”
My parents give me money when I don’t ask 😭 they’re always like “u need more? Here take” and I’m like NOOO TAKE IT BACK I ONLY NEEDED 5 dollars 😭😭
Me: dad can i have 1$ for icecream?
Dad: did you spend all 50¢ i gave you 2 decades ago?
Growing up my parents were too poor to even give me $3, at most they'd give me whatever spare change they had
"hey dad can I have 3 dollars"
"listen to me u little shet u get 80 crowns a week, plus we live in Sweden why tf would you ask me for dollars"
Me also learning that asking for a higher value of money and then asking for a smaller amount of money would have a higher chance:
"Wait , what?"
The fact that my dad will give me more money then I asked for except sometimes cuz he loves me no matter what❤
Instructions unclear, now I'm getting chased by the police for stealing a cookie.
"Hey mom, can I have 3 dollars?"
"No."
"Why?"
"We aren't in America"
Me : dad can I have 40 bucks
My dad : sure just tell me what'll get
"Hey mom, can i borrow a buck?"
"No"
**Fucking despawns of depression**
Instructions unclear: my dad gave me the first dollar but refused to give me the next 1000
My asian dad: No.
Me: Bu-
My asian dad: No.
Me:"Dad can i have 3 dollars"
Dad:"honey were we expecting anyone"
My dad would hit me with "now what you do today to earn 3 dollars"
This tactic is also used in many mobile games
A small amount 'breaks the wall', and then the rest comes more easily
Bro is not ready for the “ what do you want it for”
My Little Goofy Mind: Time to get ma hundred Dallas😈
The Start of Parents Getting Bankrupt: Only on theaters
Son:"Dad, can I have 3 dollars?"
All asian dads:"WHY!!?"
My dad would ask why? And then he'd say sure, go clean the yard and I'll give you 3$. Lol I love my dad.
See if I do this my parents always say. WHY DIDNT YOU CONFIRM BEFORE YOU ASK.
“Hey dad, can I have 3 dollars?”
“Take this 50$”
Remember that this strategy can be used in other aspects of life too
“Hey can I have a quarter?”
“No, why?”
"Instructions unclear, I got my ass whooped"
"Mom, can i have 5 dollars?"
"I just gave you 10 dollars earlier right?, its your sisters turn to get money or do your chores"
"can i have 3$?"
"Do you live here rent free? Go away"
The opposite would work too ask for a high amount which makes them have higher expectations and the ask the amount u need.
My dad: why? What you buying? When you buying? Where you buying?
I have 3% and he said 3 dollars 😂😂
Me: Can I have $3
Mom & Dad: Why🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
My dad would be disappointed that I was off on my calculations by a whole 7 dollars
my dad will probably ask me why i need them until my brain implodes
The dad: “I was gonna give him 10$ if he asked anyway”
Instructions unclear my father said "No" on 3 dollars
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@@quag3784 💀
Yessirr
You also get a amount guaranteed as you have already have received it.
Hey mark can i have 500k please.