WEIRD IPAD GAMES! - PBG

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024
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  • @blubbernuggetsss
    @blubbernuggetsss 2 роки тому +370

    Returned to this video to reminisce about the good old days. When I was 15 I used to go to my room and turn on some PBG with some snacks and a blanket and just relax. Times were so simple back in the day 💛

  • @annietrinity1833
    @annietrinity1833 8 років тому +854

    Did anyone else notice one of the baby games is called BABY WEDDING? My guess is that ones a plant; if you boot it up, there's no game; it just mails your personal information to the FBI.

    • @apzerd3211
      @apzerd3211 8 років тому +48

      Baby wedding...even going mad wouldnt help me imagine a sentence like that...

    • @Edscratch23469
      @Edscratch23469 7 років тому +14

      baby wedding
      shop ,hair cut

    • @friskandsans7159
      @friskandsans7159 7 років тому +5

      Annie Trinity jesus.

    • @superperfectstranger815
      @superperfectstranger815 7 років тому +23

      Annie Trinity It probably has a root script to spy on you and steal credit cards that's my therory

    • @KD-hw5gs
      @KD-hw5gs 6 років тому +1

      information they already have

  • @SpaceHamsterGames
    @SpaceHamsterGames 10 років тому +4165

    PBG much has good video! He spaceman and likes to beauty! Quickly now find clue help PGB it!!

    • @zAcKeXiStS
      @zAcKeXiStS 10 років тому +197

      Comment funny is very!

    • @mariusen3020
      @mariusen3020 10 років тому +68

      I play want to game this!!!

    • @ImForgivenButJesusWasForsaken
      @ImForgivenButJesusWasForsaken 10 років тому +27

      ***** Know right I (^-^)

    • @RichterCc56
      @RichterCc56 10 років тому +52

      Comment true very and descriptive. Made luahg like pbg makes.

    • @steve8337
      @steve8337 10 років тому +21

      the grammar bad with this one yes

  • @gazattak
    @gazattak 2 роки тому +130

    the unexplainable grip this video had on me as a small child

    • @rikkij
      @rikkij 2 роки тому +2

      so true

    • @A5PEN-W0LF
      @A5PEN-W0LF Рік тому +10

      the unexplainable grip this video had on me as a 23 year old male.

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Рік тому +6

      even now it still has an unexplainable grip on me, occasionally i forget this channel exists but every couple months i just binge on pbg's videos and i love it

  • @ClassicGameFire
    @ClassicGameFire 9 років тому +789

    "Apple quality control" hahahahahahahahaha like that exists

    • @tijgo6
      @tijgo6 8 років тому +6

      +Nasir Martinez What's a ptouduct?

    • @breadcrumb5914
      @breadcrumb5914 7 років тому +2

      Whuzza Apple Quality Control? .m.

    • @Pigeonswain
      @Pigeonswain 6 років тому +4

      ClassicGameFire oh, then you should see the GOOGLE STORE.

    • @joltstorm
      @joltstorm 6 років тому

      yeah hehehe... (I wish it did hehehe...)

  • @SeanORaigh
    @SeanORaigh 8 років тому +1147

    Bethesda Softworks? Nah. Nintendo? Nope. Naughty Dog? No way.
    zhenhe xue is the best game development company this world has ever seen.

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 8 років тому +369

    These Games make Steam's quality control look amazing.

    • @velvetpetunia
      @velvetpetunia 8 років тому +1

      Ayyy lmfao

    • @Falcon15x
      @Falcon15x 8 років тому

      XD

    • @Nextad_
      @Nextad_ 8 років тому +2

      +Aspyrus Do you watch Jim Sterling's "Best of Steam Greenlight"

    • @Caidren
      @Caidren 8 років тому

      Yeah like Rock,Paper,Scizzors Champion. ehhhhhhhhhh....

    • @dinosxmmy5438
      @dinosxmmy5438 8 років тому

      I know right

  • @billysaunders2508
    @billysaunders2508 8 років тому +122

    My dad actually has a Twitter page ENTIRELY dedicated to bad copyright at fun fairs. I might point him in Lang bing's direction XD

    • @flinthrax
      @flinthrax 8 років тому +1

      link please.

    • @flinthrax
      @flinthrax 8 років тому +2

      thanks

    • @billysaunders2508
      @billysaunders2508 8 років тому +1

      No worries :)

    • @billysaunders2508
      @billysaunders2508 8 років тому

      Capt. Pug d'ya want a medal
      EDIT: pearl jam is FOUR PEOPLE also it's like the most unknown thing ever here in the uk so i don't really care

    • @billysaunders2508
      @billysaunders2508 8 років тому

      Capt. Pug ah well he wasn't I was

  • @mariosonicboom123
    @mariosonicboom123 8 років тому +345

    Have fun to play game.
    Wow, so my emotions apparently control the game.

    • @PikaSamus
      @PikaSamus 7 років тому +9

      SanicDaHergedog Super Princess Peach: VR Edition

    • @yeetusyeetusgocommitselfde2763
      @yeetusyeetusgocommitselfde2763 6 років тому +1

      The """"""""""""""game"""""""""""""

    • @kingkippo1777
      @kingkippo1777 6 років тому

      SanicDaHergedog good luck trying to get it to start.

    • @aroachyboachy4716
      @aroachyboachy4716 5 років тому

      SO ADVANCED

    • @ericbeilmann3649
      @ericbeilmann3649 5 років тому +1

      It is kind of a chicken and the egg scenario.
      Did you play the game to have fun or did you have fun to play the game?

  • @StaunchWheat87
    @StaunchWheat87 9 років тому +169

    Dora got tired of swipers shit so she kidnapped his people and put them on a train

    • @theweevilman
      @theweevilman 9 років тому +4

      That made me laugh so much XD
      Have a like :)

    • @MultiDarkZen
      @MultiDarkZen 9 років тому +1

      G Bean You won a free internet for today~

    • @StaunchWheat87
      @StaunchWheat87 9 років тому +2

      No thanks. I get my internet at downloadmoreinternet..com

    • @jamiedickinson4079
      @jamiedickinson4079 9 років тому +2

      G Bean I get mine at comeandgetsomemoreinternetthattotallywontgiveyourcomputeravirusthatwipestheharddrive.com

  • @MoonLiteWolf
    @MoonLiteWolf 9 років тому +185

    These games should encourage those who want to make app games and feel they aren't good enough...apparently anything is good enough...

    • @dnnwebber4033
      @dnnwebber4033 9 років тому

      Thank you... ;)

    • @syntax8025
      @syntax8025 9 років тому

      I'm going to make an app that only says llama for £10!

    • @hecko-yes
      @hecko-yes 9 років тому +1

      pet cat1 Somebody made an app that costs $999.99 and it's just a picture of a red diamond with some text. 8 people bought it. The app was aptly named "I am rich". It got removed from the App Store, but spawned countless ripoffs (at least in the Play Store). So, nothing new.

    • @hfjdkfnejghf9289
      @hfjdkfnejghf9289 9 років тому

      ToCzegoSzukasz hh uh huhg

    • @hecko-yes
      @hecko-yes 9 років тому

      Hfjdkf Nej Gh F Hjbsn dkfm workdc? Jdkdf kcm, jsefm.

  • @incognito6751
    @incognito6751 7 років тому +260

    zhenhe xue's IQ is injury ,help he

    • @incognito6751
      @incognito6751 7 років тому +13

      Definitely the best burn in history.

    • @tag4650
      @tag4650 6 років тому +7

      Incognito Forgot to switch accounts?

    • @jamiephilip79
      @jamiephilip79 6 років тому

      More like that person's IQ in the English language 😒

    • @oceanicblue8463
      @oceanicblue8463 6 років тому +3

      Quickly now find clue help zhenhe xue star it!!

  • @michaeltoastman
    @michaeltoastman 8 років тому +366

    I love helping cub babies collect stars it!

  • @boxcat24
    @boxcat24 10 років тому +301

    Maybe Half Life 3 is on the app store with a title like "baby go 2 doctir" and no one has ever played it because it seemed so shit.

    • @awkwardalphawolf
      @awkwardalphawolf 10 років тому +81

      This is a legitimate concern.

    • @princesstinklepanties2720
      @princesstinklepanties2720 10 років тому +53

      Dear god, *rushes off on epic search*

    • @WinterandNoodle
      @WinterandNoodle 9 років тому +5

      Good god I am scared.

    • @axiom6031
      @axiom6031 9 років тому +2

      Buby Gerdun us krorbarb

    • @ocass66
      @ocass66 9 років тому +32

      Half Life 3 fun game it !! Help Gordan Free Mann from science lab go journey stop evil persons it OH~~~ uSe wand of gamelon to to stop it from aliens take over , ! FIST START BUTTON! FUCK(R) STAhRT button ! Time ? 11:79 , ! ? SLEP TOO LATE! WELCOM TURIST WE SPIK INGLSH!
      ONLLY IN GGAME: 7 GRAND DAD !

  • @endmiee35816efqe
    @endmiee35816efqe 8 років тому +194

    I always watch peanutbuttergamer with peanut butter toast.

  • @jediknight4951
    @jediknight4951 8 років тому +59

    'Care Flu Loli Baby'
    When did /b/ get a license to make games?

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 роки тому +4

      I’m pretty sure they though ‘loli’ was just a synonym for ‘little cartoon girl’
      I mean outside of connotation it sort of is, but how unfortunate anyway

  • @godnicka1493
    @godnicka1493 8 років тому +158

    Did anyone go to baby spaceman to find his comment?

  • @unxcorn
    @unxcorn 5 років тому +44

    PeanutButterGamer: If I don’t do these, then who will?
    Me: Maybe ConnerTheWaffle.

    • @pixelplayer140
      @pixelplayer140 4 роки тому

      Btw no offence but I think ConnerTheWaffle is dumber than PBG (even tho PBG fakes stupid)

  • @projared
    @projared 10 років тому +2200

    BRB. Gotta go shave my stubble stache.

    • @Mochii
      @Mochii 10 років тому +20

      LOL

    • @cheese98god
      @cheese98god 10 років тому +142

      Why? It was clearly getting you some action with the ladies. I heard the pedophile look was in style.

    • @BloopsExtraSpicy
      @BloopsExtraSpicy 10 років тому +7

      HYA-Projared~Knight's quest.....I think

    • @heyitsDevriss
      @heyitsDevriss 10 років тому +10

      good one Jared! *fistbumps*

    • @Crabmaster
      @Crabmaster 10 років тому +6

      I'm amazed you could even get a girl to make out with you like that with how fickle the ones I know are about stubble staches! Shaved face or beard that reaches to the heavens, no inbetweens.

  • @mojoyomo2174
    @mojoyomo2174 8 років тому +182

    Don't want ads?
    Turn off your wifi or go into airplane mode!

    • @universeyt6859
      @universeyt6859 8 років тому +8

      Then I can't watch the video...

    • @loveyuiz
      @loveyuiz 8 років тому +8

      or just install adblock

    • @batpunk.
      @batpunk. 8 років тому +22

      I think he meant Mobile games?

    • @fanneken3435
      @fanneken3435 8 років тому +2

      ok

    • @spineberrii
      @spineberrii 8 років тому

      that doesn't work for me :|

  • @kirbyusbwarmer
    @kirbyusbwarmer 8 років тому +110

    2:01
    "Care Flu Loli Baby: loli sick, care her!"
    WHAT

  • @Plaguebaboon
    @Plaguebaboon 9 років тому +43

    2:05 "Care Flu Loli Baby"
    Oh man how'd I miss THAT a year ago?

    • @labratcircus
      @labratcircus 9 років тому +7

      Grey Scarborough Gamecast I'm more curious about "Baby Wedding"

    • @yiffingyou4858
      @yiffingyou4858 9 років тому

      lol if look at mom at 2:44 the spoon go through the bowl

    • @cringelord5446
      @cringelord5446 9 років тому

      +Grey Scarborough CARE HEEEERRRRR!

    • @R1ptide_Drag0n
      @R1ptide_Drag0n 6 років тому +2

      ravioli ravioli dont lewd the dragon loli

    • @largebeefis4951
      @largebeefis4951 5 років тому

      Really *GOOD* I bet

  • @gayflower900
    @gayflower900 9 років тому +238

    So, am I the only one bothered that almost all the games he showed were made by "zhenhe xue?"

    • @Safersephiroth777
      @Safersephiroth777 9 років тому +27

      I noticed that too. Nobody checks all these stuff? I know they are games for cell phones and tablets and most are free or cost 1 € but still.

    • @EndearingFish
      @EndearingFish 9 років тому +2

      Ikr

    • @kamoshxwty
      @kamoshxwty 9 років тому +9

      Some knock-off company.

    • @howaboutafruitpunch
      @howaboutafruitpunch 9 років тому +18

      Chinese ppl....

    • @Princessofthepuppies
      @Princessofthepuppies 9 років тому +14

      Also, shao zeng had a lot of games in this episode too.

  • @moved6332
    @moved6332 8 років тому +121

    obvious Google translate used for those app descriptions. lol

    • @Thepotatocrusader
      @Thepotatocrusader 8 років тому +3

      +Marc S (マーク) So did everyone else in this comment section. Get over it.

    • @asid5240
      @asid5240 6 років тому

      [MOVED] ikr

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 4 роки тому

      That's an insult to Google Translate.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 роки тому

      Google translate on Apple App Store lmfao

  • @losestrife_8850
    @losestrife_8850 9 років тому +380

    Did you guys notice that a lot of the games featured are made by one guy.

    • @hamyshanky7277
      @hamyshanky7277 9 років тому +47

      Yeah... Lang Bing and Zehenhe Xue, how could you?

    • @aspenforest9721
      @aspenforest9721 8 років тому +3

      yeah, it was weird

    • @zekromite9324
      @zekromite9324 8 років тому +3

      Lang Bing, Zhenhe Xue, and Shao Xheng

    • @Agarib21
      @Agarib21 8 років тому +22

      They're all made by Chinese developers with their names in lowercase and descriptions in broken English.

    • @therealme6672
      @therealme6672 8 років тому +1

      +Agarib21 cuagh racist

  • @thefunxion7693
    @thefunxion7693 8 років тому +76

    its been 2 FREAKIN YEARS WHEN THIS CAME OUT wow i rember sitting at hi page and refreshing until this came out

    • @RobertPlays
      @RobertPlays 8 років тому +3

      Such memories.

    • @brandino2427
      @brandino2427 8 років тому

      two years ago on my birthday

    • @Titoiscool123
      @Titoiscool123 8 років тому

      +Brandino2 happy birthday

    • @justanotheryoutubechannel
      @justanotheryoutubechannel 8 років тому +1

      2 YEARS ALREADY!!?? This was like yesterday! Time flies... I was 11! 11! I can't believe I'm already doing my GCSE's already!

    • @anyawynn2803
      @anyawynn2803 8 років тому

      Old School Games INC

  • @Freako
    @Freako 10 років тому +201

    The last thing I wanted to think about was Pro Jared making out.

    • @kakashi0909
      @kakashi0909 10 років тому +4

      urrrg. that'll be like the completionist teabagging jontron in the buals. thats a scary thought. i wont't even think about it in a million years. but that jared joke was byotiful

    • @fernandomedellin1120
      @fernandomedellin1120 10 років тому +5

      Kakashi Mugen I dont think i can sleep anymore

    • @ThePack0100
      @ThePack0100 10 років тому +6

      It's you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @catherinevincent1847
      @catherinevincent1847 10 років тому +1

      With the things you do, I'd imagine this would bring up some good ideas.
      EELLLIIIIIEEEEEEE.

    • @Josefuumii
      @Josefuumii 10 років тому +4

      Aren't you the guy who makes hentai omg

  • @theworldsfirstmutemain4222
    @theworldsfirstmutemain4222 8 років тому +163

    You forgot "The Grand Auto: Nice City"

    • @neon6450
      @neon6450 7 років тому

      ElementalDarkness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @InfernoPhoenixFX
      @InfernoPhoenixFX 7 років тому +1

      checked it. Are you shitting me? by looking at the screenshots, The graphics looks like very early ps1 game. Even crash bandicoot has better graphics then this pile oh sheet.

    • @thebenexperience
      @thebenexperience 6 років тому +10

      What about the modern classic: *Grab the auto: gun dude*

    • @tatethecowman3966
      @tatethecowman3966 4 роки тому +8

      Description: car go fast ,but don’t fast too much. Police are is watching! Car steal fun game in general. PLAY IMMEDIATELY!!!

    • @someguy8951
      @someguy8951 4 роки тому

      @@thebenexperience you forget about the true classic: Grab the auto 5

  • @AlexanderWilithinIII
    @AlexanderWilithinIII 10 років тому +38

    If you look at the publisher names, they're all asian names and many of the games are by the same publisher. At least, I think that's how the app store works. Is there a sweatshop in Korea or China where programmers are being forced to make awful iPad games?

  • @masonhhoffman
    @masonhhoffman 8 років тому +38

    one of those "games" was the book "the kissing hand"
    I loved that book as a child.

    • @carmymarm
      @carmymarm 8 років тому +8

      You "loved" it? What happened? Did it die in a tragic accident??

    • @masonhhoffman
      @masonhhoffman 8 років тому +5

      +Lilli Zwingli I think my family lost the book. Or I just got too old for it.

  • @zombiesalmon4997
    @zombiesalmon4997 2 роки тому +9

    Ah 2014 memories. I miss the somewhat older UA-cam. Glad to see you haven’t changed much pbg :)
    Love you 💙

  • @myeyesarespiders
    @myeyesarespiders 8 років тому +92

    Why do all those games have such positive reviews??

    • @angelusauri4529
      @angelusauri4529 8 років тому +26

      Probably the creators so that peeps would check the reviews and download it.
      because they have no friends :|

    • @SchlubbyTomHanks
      @SchlubbyTomHanks 8 років тому +36

      i always assumed it was bots.

    • @baconlover8634
      @baconlover8634 7 років тому +3

      OhHoNo kids

    • @dontdriveat88
      @dontdriveat88 7 років тому +6

      Probably bots that are employed to spam good reviews.

    • @kiwifruitjelly4545
      @kiwifruitjelly4545 5 років тому +5

      The games is you talk about are very yes is quality! Why is you question quality?

  • @thenthapple
    @thenthapple 10 років тому +115

    was that Maplestory music I heard in this.... hmm

    • @PaintDog
      @PaintDog 10 років тому +2

      Yep, that's definitely Maplestory music.

    • @VlinxGanrell
      @VlinxGanrell 10 років тому +1

      Maybe he played/plays MapleStory and is hyped for MS2! Whooooooo!

    • @DocKing236
      @DocKing236 10 років тому +7

      Andrew Eastland
      Ain't no maybe everyone's played MapleStory at some point in their internet life spam.

    • @Kenzirs
      @Kenzirs 10 років тому +2

      Andrew Eastland wait wait back the f up. There's a mapple story 2?

    • @thenthapple
      @thenthapple 10 років тому +4

      Wait wait wait, we spell mapple with two P's now?!!!!

  • @ISAAC607
    @ISAAC607 10 років тому +23

    I feel guilty watching this after finding out "you know who" died. Good old PBG alway cheers me up.

  • @inestrix7377
    @inestrix7377 10 років тому +42

    So Yoda made all the descriptions...?
    To go star it you must!

  • @unauthorized-thing
    @unauthorized-thing 8 років тому +41

    "dora whim to open the train it!i do not know if she could do so in the train to the end of it? this relly is not an easy thing to do!" laughed so hard i almost broke my chair

  • @Maubari
    @Maubari 10 років тому +54

    If this is the future of gaming I might as well stay retro.

    • @BENisalwayswatching
      @BENisalwayswatching 10 років тому +3

      Ohhh believe me, there's shit wherever you look, piling up in the libraries of every system, no matter what it is. The App store just happens to be a dumping ground where people can do whatever they want.

    • @Melkac
      @Melkac 10 років тому +1

      Devin Moores At least all other systems have a HUGE selection of great games to balance out the bad ones, the app store, however...

    • @BENisalwayswatching
      @BENisalwayswatching 10 років тому +3

      I don't even own an IPAD XD No matter your opinion on Console vs. PC, we can all agree that both are better than the app store

    • @zawette
      @zawette 10 років тому

      yea because other consoles have no shit games , he clearly said that he played shit games not good ones

    • @BENisalwayswatching
      @BENisalwayswatching 10 років тому

      Not all games that are mobile are bad, but the regulations for quality here are even worse than the Nintendo. And that's saying quite a lot.

  • @Echos.Art.Corner
    @Echos.Art.Corner Рік тому +7

    I've been having a tough time in school lately, I am almost 20 years old. This was one of my favorite videos and got me through my younger years. While I love anything Peebs puts out watching him clown on Baby Hazel always makes me feel better. ❤

  • @nitzua
    @nitzua 3 роки тому +17

    How do you keep a straight face while reading those hilarious descriptions?!

  • @tyguy3813
    @tyguy3813 8 років тому +66

    almost all of these games are made by zehehe xue

  • @TheCeraization
    @TheCeraization 10 років тому +124

    How does PBG have way less subscribers than PewDiePie? PBG's videos are more creative.

    • @borzavrl
      @borzavrl 10 років тому +17

      You have a lot to learn about the world.

    • @TheCeraization
      @TheCeraization 10 років тому +1

      I guess you do, yeah.

    • @CommanderClyde
      @CommanderClyde 10 років тому +25

      There's an episode of Game Theory that explains it quite well.

    • @TheCeraization
      @TheCeraization 10 років тому

      Commander Clyde what do you mean?

    • @borzavrl
      @borzavrl 10 років тому +5

      Connor Coffey Was that supposed to be an insult?Cause you really don't seem to understand how people think,how the Internet works,ect.

  • @aidanbernal
    @aidanbernal 10 років тому +45

    EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. HAS. A. CHINESE. DEVELOPER.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 10 років тому +22

      Now we know who to blame for the flooding of app store market.

    • @ItsCrunkulous
      @ItsCrunkulous 10 років тому +8

      O nO, iTs mY riVaL CapTIan CaPItaL peRioD.

    • @piesketch254
      @piesketch254 10 років тому +7

      App store very.Make stupid play.Not has been,now more!!!

  • @heroofskywardandmlp1257
    @heroofskywardandmlp1257 10 років тому +146

    This video was okay.

    • @weeirrdcat
      @weeirrdcat 10 років тому +34

      Why do you bronies have such wierd usernames hero of the world + superpower & i liek mlp as a username, I mean fuck..

    • @IloveMycomputer2010
      @IloveMycomputer2010 10 років тому +7

      Sebastian Klein what

    • @jam3673
      @jam3673 10 років тому +11

      Sebastian Klein How is that relevant?
      Heroof was just referencing the "10/10 it was okay" or "2/10 Like Skyrim with Guns" memes.

    • @Pikachumusic25
      @Pikachumusic25 10 років тому +12

      Sebastian Klein "Why do you bronies have such weird usernames." because every brony has a weird username, and no other people in the world have crappy usernames lol.

    • @heroofskywardandmlp1257
      @heroofskywardandmlp1257 10 років тому +5

      Sebastian Klein This is my OC, My first name is Skyward, I call my self a hero, a reference to the hero of time from legend of zelda, and that I love MLP, just to let you know.

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio Рік тому +8

    FINALLY. I've been looking for the "Get in a jail now" clip forever! Any chance you could post that as a short?

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 8 місяців тому

      No, that was clearly a trick question, and if you said "yes" then you go and get in a jail now.

  • @TheLostGamer
    @TheLostGamer 10 років тому +31

    Lol, I can't wait for one of his friends to accidently look at PBGs AppStore history and be like WTF?

  • @PattyTTV
    @PattyTTV 10 років тому +75

    I DON'T HAVE DENTAL PROBLEMS STOP MAKING FUN OF ME WAAAAAAA

    • @UraniumPotato
      @UraniumPotato 10 років тому

      weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/face-folding-no-nose-gifs-4.gif

    • @UnbreakableFury1
      @UnbreakableFury1 10 років тому +1

      Fuck you and your dental problems

    • @zone7586
      @zone7586 10 років тому +1

      Pats for Patrick *pats*

    • @GuyAPerson
      @GuyAPerson 10 років тому +1

      Is this the Krusty Krab? Kappa

    • @person_guy3505
      @person_guy3505 10 років тому

      UraniumPotato
      umm...........

  • @scapegoat2660
    @scapegoat2660 8 років тому +54

    "Baby make spaceman" ok baby, we're did the man touch you?

    • @rjgamemaster2011
      @rjgamemaster2011 8 років тому +5

      +Gnome Child *where* :P

    • @gugisgug
      @gugisgug 7 років тому +2

      Gnome Child 😆😆😆

    • @RatBoy0
      @RatBoy0 6 років тому

      Oh God that's inaproprite

  • @loneshewolf74
    @loneshewolf74 8 років тому +7

    When I first got my tablet I actually played a few of these awful games before finding some decent ones. If Baby Stomach "Surgery" is rated 17+ for "frequent/intense/ medical/treatment information", imagine what the more realistic medical games I've played that involved *actual surgery*, like removing bulging infected tonsils with blood, must be like!

  • @TheMaplestrip
    @TheMaplestrip 10 років тому +5

    I love your music choices. The Sims, Final Fantasy, Maplestory, it is all just really fitting, I love to recognize them and it's all good music :3

  • @bufnita101doesminecraft8
    @bufnita101doesminecraft8 9 років тому +39

    "Barbie Baby Face Injury
    baby's face is injury ,help he"
    PeanutButterGamer-2014

  • @valeana6076
    @valeana6076 10 років тому +23

    It's an awesome feeling when I first click on a new PBG video.

    • @Jawjawjaw3
      @Jawjawjaw3 10 років тому

      Ooooohhhhyyyyeeeeeeessssss

  • @kingdedede3090
    @kingdedede3090 5 років тому +408

    Ooooh boooooyyy that Projared joke only got better with age...

    • @jakobsilberschlag801
      @jakobsilberschlag801 5 років тому +35

      my childhood may be ruined but man did we get some good memes out of it

    • @johndelgadillo2815
      @johndelgadillo2815 5 років тому +5

      Its so true too real projared

    • @colingznetwork781
      @colingznetwork781 5 років тому +1

      May Sowell what ProJared joke

    • @kingdedede3090
      @kingdedede3090 5 років тому +26

      Colin GZ // Gamer Boy Peebs says the guy in Bedroom Kissing 3 looks like Projared, and the goal of the game is to make out with a girl without anyone noticing.

    • @crackofdawn805
      @crackofdawn805 5 років тому +8

      Like fine wine...

  • @7ilovevictor7
    @7ilovevictor7 10 років тому +6

    PBG, your videos ALWAYS have me in tears! You are so funny!! The voices you read these descriptions have me tipping my head back and laughing out loud here at work. You're a comedic genius!

  • @aal3596
    @aal3596 10 років тому +28

    I don't know if you've ever heard of The World Ends With You by Square Enix, but it's a pretty cool game and they have an IOS port for it. The only downside is that it's pretty expensive and actually takes up 4 gigs of data instead 2 like it says in the description. But it's actually a great game.

    • @Berklee1300
      @Berklee1300 10 років тому +1

      Square Enix has a bunch of their game for IOS Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VI, Secret of Mana ect.

    • @LettyWhiterock
      @LettyWhiterock 10 років тому +6

      Berklee1300 They're all fairly shit ports, but they're there.

    • @TheCuboneSwordsman
      @TheCuboneSwordsman 10 років тому +1

      Spike Spiegel ds version look complicated as shit to control by yourself tho...watched my friends play it on emulator and they both had to play

    • @aquire1
      @aquire1 10 років тому

      just beat the ds version yesterday. Would recommend.

  • @Jaxseven
    @Jaxseven 10 років тому +15

    Baby Spaceman game review on App Store: it was okay - 1 star.
    Baby Spaceman game review on Steam: I got in a ship and crashed into planets, the baby cried. 10/10 - Thumbs up.

    • @vidblogger12
      @vidblogger12 10 років тому

      *****
      I checked, it's not on there.
      Putt Putt saves the zoo is on there though, for 6.99.

    • @Jaxseven
      @Jaxseven 10 років тому

      Just watch anything on Jim Sterling's channel, you'll see what kind of dreck is on Steam.

  • @geencream
    @geencream 11 місяців тому +14

    3:15 Foreshadowing
    P.S. CONGRATS!!!

  • @Sleep-is-overrated
    @Sleep-is-overrated 8 років тому +50

    Soo...anyone remember the video game crash of 1983? Well, if you don't, it was caused by the over saturation of horrible games in the video game market, major companies like Atari went out of business because of it. I predict that eventually there's going to be a video game crash on the App Store unless Apple gets its act together.

  • @Hi_My_Names_Ryan
    @Hi_My_Names_Ryan 8 років тому +74

    All of these games were made from foreigners who probably used google translate

    • @nickkiller-0710
      @nickkiller-0710 8 років тому +8

      Actually no, I'm Brazilian and the description is crazy in Portuguese too, the "developers" were probably high when they wrote them.

    • @nickkiller-0710
      @nickkiller-0710 8 років тому +2

      Definitely

    • @tijgo6
      @tijgo6 8 років тому +7

      +Nickkiller the Khajiit +Nickkiller the Khajiit Look at the names. They were not originally in Portugese, because I don't think Huan Tang, Lang Bing and zhenhe zue are common Portugese names.

    • @jonathankreitler5045
      @jonathankreitler5045 7 років тому

      Ryan Luster I am a foreigner and English is weird sometimes

    • @hickorymccay2994
      @hickorymccay2994 5 років тому

      I like this observation

  • @liammcclish4291
    @liammcclish4291 9 років тому +7

    Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Spongebob Squarepants and Silent Hill. The story should use an international manhunt as a plot device!

  • @aarongritsch8394
    @aarongritsch8394 8 років тому +11

    There was something very disturbing about all those baby games...

  • @niftyrobo
    @niftyrobo 10 років тому +39

    The App Store. All quantity, no quality

    • @PomPomegrenade
      @PomPomegrenade 10 років тому

      How ignorant.

    • @therainbowsonicbrony
      @therainbowsonicbrony 10 років тому +6

      You think apples store is bad, on android you can download viruses right from the store

    • @tjhill0110
      @tjhill0110 10 років тому +3

      rainbowsonicbrony At least on android you dont need to pay for crap like 'Help Baby A Bath'

    • @toddhoward8241
      @toddhoward8241 10 років тому

      Like steams early access!

  • @UltraPrimeHunter
    @UltraPrimeHunter 10 років тому +70

    This is why i stick to my 3ds and vita...

    • @SuperDamnboy123
      @SuperDamnboy123 10 років тому +1

      You do know there is some good games on iOS right?

    • @UltraPrimeHunter
      @UltraPrimeHunter 10 років тому +22

      SuperDamnboy123 better games than what are available on the 3ds and vita? i doubt it...and no, im not into hearthstone...

    • @Lyubimov89
      @Lyubimov89 10 років тому +3

      FTL man. FTL.

    • @zappandy
      @zappandy 10 років тому +8

      Monument Valley, FTL, Superbrothers Sword and Sworcery EP, Rymdkapsel, Impossible Road and The Room games are all great games. Although, I wouldn't recommend anyone buying an iPad only for gaming, iOS devices do have some interesting titles that are as good as some 3DS and Vita games.

    • @Sayne7
      @Sayne7 10 років тому

      ***** I highly recommend the Zenonia series (most have free full versions) and Chaos Rings (although expensive).

  • @XxTheRealArceexX
    @XxTheRealArceexX 9 років тому +19

    I wonder if he's seen the 'Anna C-section' game. It appeared in the trending searches in the app store one day. And, yes, it is Anna from Frozen.

    • @kerrymcnicholas4834
      @kerrymcnicholas4834 9 років тому +2

      Frozen? Oh. That movie always has weird IOS games. There's childbirth, dentistry, etc.

    • @XxTheRealArceexX
      @XxTheRealArceexX 9 років тому

      Kerry Mcnicholas
      I've found a dentistry for stuff like Winx Club, Santa,there's probably a dentistry game for everything.

    • @Zygarbodor
      @Zygarbodor 9 років тому +2

      Why are there so many dentistry, surgery, injury, and childbirth games on the app store?

    • @kerrymcnicholas4834
      @kerrymcnicholas4834 9 років тому +1

      People like them well the dentist games the others suck

    • @mossybandit
      @mossybandit 8 років тому

      +Nicholas Kaczmarek so kids can learn about stuff they should learn about when they're older.

  • @atalentlessidiot7872
    @atalentlessidiot7872 8 років тому +105

    Tbh, the descriptions of these games have grammar as good as 90% of youtube comments. Really, most of your comments are barley english.

    • @atalentlessidiot7872
      @atalentlessidiot7872 8 років тому +5

      Wait. I mean 60% of youtube comments.

    • @NovaSpadey
      @NovaSpadey 8 років тому

      1223333nbahal Lol

    • @yoshifan0312
      @yoshifan0312 8 років тому +3

      1223333nbahal Seeing most of them are made by someone with a foreign name, they must be translation errors.

    • @lemonzing234
      @lemonzing234 7 років тому +11

      Did you intentionally spell "Barely" wrong?

    • @atalentlessidiot7872
      @atalentlessidiot7872 7 років тому +3

      Ben Ramsey Yes.

  • @oak3ns
    @oak3ns 6 місяців тому +4

    i refuse to believe its been 9 years since this video came out

  • @T_Bot1
    @T_Bot1 10 років тому +76

    "1/5 its okay"~PBG

    • @SentientGravy
      @SentientGravy 10 років тому +9

      it sucked 5/5
      -puppylover86

    • @T_Bot1
      @T_Bot1 10 років тому

      SentientGravy 2/10 bad game~GameSpot

    • @Lapordasify
      @Lapordasify 10 років тому +10

      10/10 like skyrim-ign

    • @Nekibata
      @Nekibata 10 років тому +4

      Lapordas Lapordas
      It is like skyrim with guns

    • @SentientGravy
      @SentientGravy 10 років тому +2

      skyrim baby spaceman mod

  • @wobblebubbeeakasham8118
    @wobblebubbeeakasham8118 3 роки тому +4

    I want peanut butter gamer explore this topic again because this video and mobile games 2 are really entertaining.

  • @yeahsureb
    @yeahsureb 8 місяців тому +5

    Little did peebs know this video would become great practice for real fatherhood 8 years later 😂

  • @PerryMason123
    @PerryMason123 10 років тому +10

    Is it me or is there a weird coincidence that all of these games seem to come out of China, given the seller names?

  • @therogueshadow7516
    @therogueshadow7516 10 років тому +10

    So you're telling me that a dentist game is rated +17, but a bomb dropping game is +4.
    America.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 5 місяців тому

      Which reveals the plot twist: it's not 17+ because it's disturbing, but because you need to be that old to afford the health care on your own

  • @TotallyLisaCartoons
    @TotallyLisaCartoons 8 років тому +41

    4:56
    Apple needs to sort out their ratings. XD

    • @hectorolivas7122
      @hectorolivas7122 8 років тому +1

      you mean theyre everything

    • @DomTheSub24
      @DomTheSub24 8 років тому

      +Hector Olivas *their

    • @hectorolivas7122
      @hectorolivas7122 8 років тому

      Mimi Misaki yah

    • @indigo2246
      @indigo2246 8 років тому

      yes even roblox in apple

    • @nigelkarpsplashberry1843
      @nigelkarpsplashberry1843 8 років тому

      Ezekiel Williams actually the rating (if it's mature) is quite fitting, Because yeah let's just say the ODers are on a whole other level now...
      (°_°٥)

  • @sneet8586
    @sneet8586 7 років тому +7

    Totoro desktop???
    Dear god...you're the best

  • @JDude151
    @JDude151 10 років тому +5

    Literally 10 seconds ago I was wondering if PBG had released anything new lately.
    I have the best luck.

    • @regularrandomperson7108
      @regularrandomperson7108 10 років тому +3

      Okay, now hope No man's Sky and The Legend of Zelda Wii U. to be released TODAY!!!!!

  • @explodingrat5409
    @explodingrat5409 9 років тому +119

    HE HAS TERRARIA ON HIS WISH LIST FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MY LOVE FOR THAT GAME!!!

  • @22Pandamonium22
    @22Pandamonium22 9 років тому +46

    my sister plays that annoying little brat game baby hazel..."shivers"

    • @thejacobshow9405
      @thejacobshow9405 9 років тому +12

      I very fell for sorry you. Sister may play game but dad must destroy the baby!

    • @22Pandamonium22
      @22Pandamonium22 9 років тому +1

      what does that even mean?

    • @SunKiJaykeHeeSungWon
      @SunKiJaykeHeeSungWon 9 років тому +6

      Tristen Julian thats the point xD. Many of the game descriptions don't make sense, so he isn't making sense either on purpose. xD

    • @Quazap
      @Quazap 9 років тому

      +Xx †Leah† xX Anime wendy?

    • @SunKiJaykeHeeSungWon
      @SunKiJaykeHeeSungWon 9 років тому

      Mad Scientist​ Heck Yeah!

  • @radioactiveraptor1011
    @radioactiveraptor1011 9 місяців тому +1

    PBG has permanently influenced my sense of humor man, this is still insanely funny to this day.

  • @ChristianTheChicken
    @ChristianTheChicken 10 років тому +100

    And of course, Twilight Sparkle is number one... frikkin' tryhard....

    • @vakapont
      @vakapont 10 років тому +4

      There's also this same goddamn b***y that I see on almost every top of the leaderboards on XBLA. Because the stupid idiot uses the bugs and glitches to his/her advantage. Believe me when I say this, in this one grand prix in SASRT on Xbox Live, my spot is in 70-60, but that was in a fair way.

    • @QueenFondue
      @QueenFondue 10 років тому +29

      Since when does Twilight Sparkle ever fail?

    • @MoombaTroopa
      @MoombaTroopa 10 років тому +1

      hystericaldominolego Lol. I see what you did there.

    • @GigaDarkness
      @GigaDarkness 10 років тому +4

      hystericaldominolego Since 30 year old neckbeards started liking MLP.

    • @MoombaTroopa
      @MoombaTroopa 10 років тому +11

      DarkGiga Actually I'm 20 years old and female and have a lot of friends that like MLP both men and women that are around my age.

  • @KoopaKart
    @KoopaKart 10 років тому +7

    Am I the only one that went to Baby Spaceman to see PBG's review? I left one for it too haha

  • @Illoosion
    @Illoosion 10 років тому +5

    At 7:50 he took a clip from the original North America Legend of Zelda commercial :P
    “Whoah, nice graphics!”

  • @MintyZedGrimes
    @MintyZedGrimes 7 років тому +6

    I'm pretty sure this is the video that got me into this channel. It still cracks me up, too. Wonderful job PBG

  • @CraigAA1028
    @CraigAA1028 10 років тому +82

    This video funny and get games iPad on the fun times!

    • @NatetheNerdy
      @NatetheNerdy 10 років тому

      ***** *Dat *tho.

    • @CraigAA1028
      @CraigAA1028 10 років тому +2

      ***** That's the joooooke.

    • @00STGI
      @00STGI 10 років тому +4

      Craig for president

    • @ChristianTheChicken
      @ChristianTheChicken 10 років тому

      Ian George "forPr esiden T craaiG"

    • @kakashi0909
      @kakashi0909 10 років тому +1

      wha?????? im filipino and i wont even go there. those chinese dorks cant even hold a legit conversation huh.

  • @XEndlessSteelX
    @XEndlessSteelX 10 років тому +24

    I thought he does a comment like:
    "Baby starman bad was i play again not will."
    Also... that image of the ad at 10:05 is friggin creepy O.o

    • @eyes6907
      @eyes6907 10 років тому +1

      Angel The hedgehog ikr i thought i was teh only 1 that thought that .O.

    • @eyes6907
      @eyes6907 10 років тому

      yesh....

    • @eyes6907
      @eyes6907 10 років тому

      i dont watch that show so i dont know what ur talking about just put a photo of it in ur next comment

    • @eyes6907
      @eyes6907 10 років тому

      ok google whatever that is then find it on images and drag teh picture in teh comment box

    • @eyes6907
      @eyes6907 10 років тому

      now....SEND IT

  • @ChristianVazquez12
    @ChristianVazquez12 9 років тому +37

    can PBG difficult play this games? Help he do it like by.

  • @Josh-qh8ec
    @Josh-qh8ec 5 років тому +4

    Nice Totoro wallpaper, PBG. You have good taste.

  • @hwebsite4720
    @hwebsite4720 7 років тому +16

    6:45 Patrick has some trouble with her teeth few days...her? HER???

    • @n.j.oproductions5790
      @n.j.oproductions5790 4 роки тому +1

      Well there was that one episode of Spongebob with Patrick dressing up as a women

    • @SnowyDaVulpix
      @SnowyDaVulpix 4 роки тому +2

      @@n.j.oproductions5790 But that was Patricia

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 3 роки тому

      The bootleg App Store wouldn’t last a day on Twitter

  • @GreyDuovis
    @GreyDuovis 10 років тому +35

    Description are funny, Pea Nut Games and fun iPad can he. Oh he can now withstand all the?

    • @BronzeBeast57
      @BronzeBeast57 10 років тому +4

      Agree do me. Engrish fun is broken

  • @Fokoski001
    @Fokoski001 9 років тому +28

    Nostalgia has got me when a maplestory music at 6:06 came up

  • @FTChomp9980
    @FTChomp9980 2 роки тому +1

    The IPAD Games video is a certified classic! Love these videos.

  • @medaizeh2401
    @medaizeh2401 9 років тому +21

    " care flu LOLI baby "
    wha-

  • @Blacknight8850
    @Blacknight8850 10 років тому +9

    I like how the woman from Long Haired Girl got an equally long, luxurious ginger neckbeard to go with the titular long hair.

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 5 місяців тому

      She is so gender

  • @loriren8445
    @loriren8445 10 років тому +42

    And that is why I'm never getting an iPad. And PBG your video was "okay" lol

    • @slambrecht6
      @slambrecht6 10 років тому +3

      I will never buy anny Crapple overpriced inferior shit.

    • @loriren8445
      @loriren8445 10 років тому

      Same here

    • @ivanzelda98
      @ivanzelda98 10 років тому +1

      slambrecht6 Get a nexus, they're really good and a lot cheaper.

    • @slambrecht6
      @slambrecht6 10 років тому

      Ivan Lemus What ain't better and cheaper then an Ishit?

    • @welshgamer98
      @welshgamer98 10 років тому

      There are games like this on most phone and tablet stores......

  • @PhobosCapgras13
    @PhobosCapgras13 5 років тому +5

    Coming back to this and hearing the Projared joke after the drama has broken me

    • @tazgirl_
      @tazgirl_ 5 років тому +1

      Alex Stigmata I was looking through the recent comments to find one that said this

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 5 років тому

      Oof, bet it hurts more now.

  • @fraggyDendron
    @fraggyDendron 4 роки тому +5

    hilarious nostalgia. this is a classic PBG

  • @TheNightshade43
    @TheNightshade43 9 років тому +7

    A weird game that keeps popping up in my games is a MLP:FIM Cantelot Wedding game. I have a feeling it's not an official game but rather a pirated knock-off. I also get suggestions to get Madagascar Circus and Ice Age building Tycoons.
    It baffles me how these games don't get copyright strikes, yet if you tried it anywhere outside App stores or Doll Maker websites it'd get flagged right away XD
    At least PBG had fun reading about these weird games.

    • @thtwasntverigospelovu854
      @thtwasntverigospelovu854 9 років тому

      Lol if that MLP game isn't made by Hasbro then it's probably copyright.

    • @Turai12
      @Turai12 9 років тому

      It's sadly official :( And terrible.

    • @dragonheart81vids
      @dragonheart81vids 9 років тому

      Was that Ice Age game Ice Age Village, by any chance?
      I think that game's licensed.
      c:

    • @D.Dragon
      @D.Dragon 9 років тому

      There IS an okay MLP:FIM game by Gameloft.

    • @Turai12
      @Turai12 9 років тому

      I'd have to disagree with you,
      we're thinking about the same game and I find it terrible.

  • @longstryde7524
    @longstryde7524 10 років тому +23

    Shakespeare is vomitting in his grave while descriptions like these are written for those... games... but yeah, games for tablets and smartphones... well... some of them are even a 1:1 copy with nothing but a different name... who the hell is responsible for checking all these games before putting them into the store? O_o But who knows... maybe in 20 years, the makes of Baby Stomach Surgery will bring out the next big title of the year, and its aaaaall thanks to their "experiments" with this!

    • @emmaballz
      @emmaballz 10 років тому +1

      Baby Stomach Surgery
      Created by Gabe Newell.

    • @deadguy8443
      @deadguy8443 10 років тому

      InsaneCraziness Baby Stomach Surgery 2 is coming out in 2304.

    • @deadguy8443
      @deadguy8443 10 років тому

      InsaneCraziness It may be slightly delayed.

    • @99ZondaS
      @99ZondaS 9 років тому +3

      Clash of castles
      Castle clash
      Clan clash
      Clashing clans
      Clash clans of
      Clash of war
      Clash of game of clans war

    • @erisuokami-ko-obu-maunten3045
      @erisuokami-ko-obu-maunten3045 9 років тому +1

      SPEAKING OF SHAKESPEAR:
      what does shakespear say to his girlfriend?
      Idk...
      Shake that sppear 4 me, shake that spear 4 me!

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 роки тому +1

    I’m Guilty of Downloading Games Because The Pictures Looked Cool,Peebs Has Convinced me to Start Reading The Descriptions

  • @InazumaDash
    @InazumaDash 10 років тому +6

    The future of gaming people, well according to some. Me, I hope not. A quality check sounds good.

  • @eylonkapel776
    @eylonkapel776 10 років тому +32

    6:48 patrick has some problems with HER teeth
    a sentence later:
    can you help HIM to get...
    is patrick a biesexual

    • @johnynukem
      @johnynukem 10 років тому +18

      no , he is hermaphrodite

    • @BrianZhangOfficial
      @BrianZhangOfficial 10 років тому +4

      Not sure about other Asian languages, but the Chinese language doesn't really have gender-specific pronouns. That's why Chinese often mix up gender-specific pronouns in English.

    • @meowmeow-di2qo
      @meowmeow-di2qo 10 років тому +2

      Brian Zhang
      The more you know.

    • @leo50perez
      @leo50perez 10 років тому +9

      that is not what bisexual means

    • @IxionForte
      @IxionForte 10 років тому

      leo50perez Yes it is. Words have multiple meanings in the English language. Bisexual can mean a person who is attracted to both men and women and it can also mean a person with both male and female reproductive organs. Bi means two.

  • @yoshigirl1245
    @yoshigirl1245 10 років тому +44

    Maple Story and Kirby 64 music! Yeahhh!

    • @231famas
      @231famas 10 років тому +5

      Yeaaaa

    • @yoshigirl1245
      @yoshigirl1245 10 років тому +9

      Adventuure

    • @GuitarOwnsDrums
      @GuitarOwnsDrums 10 років тому +1

      You forgot the Sims!

    • @NerdiesForeverx3
      @NerdiesForeverx3 10 років тому

      OMG ITS THE GHIRAHIM THE SHE MALE :D(No offense) (I confused ghirahim with a woman when i first played it )

    • @yoshigirl1245
      @yoshigirl1245 10 років тому

      NerdiesForeverx3
      Yes its the fabulous demon lord known as debbi- i mean Ghirahim

  • @PrincessShokora2002
    @PrincessShokora2002 8 місяців тому +6

    3:15 this part aged very well

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 5 місяців тому +1

      Pea Butter Man make baby it! I do not know will be able to take care of new while whim to make game video? This is not an easy thing to do!