@@johndeerdrew I'd been retired for about 5 years and started playing games with a gaming clan who named themselves 82nd Airborne. I have been there unlike most of them.
Just found you today...wow now that is talent...we in the south just look at stuff from a very different angle . My gran used to say " we don't hide crazy down here we put it on the front porch and give it a drink!"
“We’re gonna have to take turns, so we know which one of us hit it!” I died. that was perfect and i felt it in the north as well. Same with the watch/warning comment. Ours is usually a tornado watch/warning. Haha brilliant
Oh my goodness! In the "altered words" of the Dionne Warwick song, "What the world needs now is laughter, sweet laughter". Laughter is universal common ground. Thanks for sharing something we ALL need, Matt. Genius . . . !
That does it. 😂 Tomorrow I'm walking into my local Regional Game and fish office and asking if I need a balloon licence or just a stamp on the back of my huntin' licence ?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw an old newspaper article warning people not to try to shoot down sputnik. I've seen enough people asking if they can just shoot the balloon down themselves to know the american spirit lives on.
"Have you or a loved one been injured in a spy balloon accident?" 😹🤣 And the Smokey and the Bandit comment took me TF out. I can hear Jerry Reed singing now. Lmmfao.
@TA ....Texas is Texas FIRST ....there's literally North Texas, Central Texas, West Texas, East Texas and South Texas AND South Central Texas AND Southwest Texas AND Southeast Texas! 😉😀😎
In one of the articles I read on this where the Pentagon spokesman Brig. Gen. Patrick Ryder was being asked questions and it said (word for word because I screenshot it thought because I it was funny) : Asked if he was concerned some Americans might try to "interfere" with the balloon - pre-sumably, by intercepting it or trying to shoot it down - Ryder noted the balloon is flying at a height of approximately 60,000 feet, which is about 11 miles above the ground. It's "well above the range of civilian air traffic," Ryder said. I was like bet, let it come to the south.
Lol I told my husband yesterday that what should have happened, was the minute it left international waters and entered ours someone should've hollered "fire 1, fire 2". Lol
OMFGGGGG. My first instinct is to say thank you for making my coffee go out of my nose but this is too damn funny and I live down here so thank you for posting that very light-hearted way to try to satiate everybody's deer thank you so much for posting this y'all rock
Better than the green comet. You can see this thing plain as day and didn’t have to get up at 5 AM either. I was thinking it would have been prettier if they waited until the Masters when all the azaleas bloom.
Matt brings up a good point. If that balloon had really gone over Montana, you would think that Beth Dutton would have blasted it out of the sky, right?
DUDE!! This man right here should already be makin BANK. Hes WAAAAY too talented for just social media!! I sho do appreciate him tho. Idk when ive ever laughed so hard
Something so crazy probably wrote itself. My son is out in the patch seeing all manner of satellites in that dark sky. I tell him to “stay clenched” when I talk to him. Those may be something else! Mama worries about them probes!
This guy is nuts! Hilarious. I haven’t heard anything disgusting or profane so far and I’m impressed. A real standout and I appreciate it. God bless this guy.
😂😂 just came across your channel and it was so good to laugh since the minions in control of the county keep making me sick. Have subscribed and need to tell my friends. 👏👏👏
This is straight up 💯 a legit Texan talk. Me and my buds had this exact conversation while shooting beers cans with our bb guns cause bullets are expensive. I'm cracking up. All they miss was hold my beer.
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Subscribe or eat deep fried balloon
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This was one of your best ones yet!
Both sounds good to me.
Um... is that cajun balloon...? 😂
Hey I got that recipe if you want it
"It's been in the air longer than Southwest Airlines" has me rolling.
That's certainly true
You had been at bragg for about a week when you made that username hadn't you?
@@johndeerdrew I'd been retired for about 5 years and started playing games with a gaming clan who named themselves 82nd Airborne. I have been there unlike most of them.
@@johndeerdrew At least you knew enough to know the name so I suppose you've been there too.
@@rickpilhorn I spent 6 years on bragg.
The attempt to "call" the balloon got me laughing so hard I woke up the baby! 😂🤣
That caught me off guard!
I snort-laughed 😂
I read this as he was saying/doing the balloon call, and started wheezing!
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"You think they're spyin' on us right now? Honey, you may want to put a bra on."
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I died!!😂
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Except when you go out to get the paper in your nightie and you look up and see a hot air balloon hovering over your yard! Yes, it was Florida.
No! Don't do it!
Don’t do it maam. Let me assure you you're making some Chinese men very happy at the moment
“Honey, you better put on a bra.” made me spew my coffee! 😂😂😂
1:27 This has got to be the realest thing Matt has ever said 🤣🤣🤣. It don't matter what you doing, Mama's going to tell you to be careful.
Had me ☠️ 😂. So true mom always has to tell you what to do and be safe doing it.
@@kendahorn281 Ain't that the truth 🤣🤣🤣
And she’ll make sure you have on clean underwear
"Are we under a balloon watch, or warning" Good stuff right there.
I was like number 222 lol
I almost spit out my Busch light
I'm dead lol
If it's just a watch nobody gives a damn.
Must be Texas or Oklahoma.
Just found you today...wow now that is talent...we in the south just look at stuff from a very different angle . My gran used to say " we don't hide crazy down here we put it on the front porch and give it a drink!"
“You think they’ve moved Dolly to a secure location” Top Priority! 👍🏻❤️
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100%
“We’re gonna have to take turns, so we know which one of us hit it!” I died. that was perfect and i felt it in the north as well. Same with the watch/warning comment. Ours is usually a tornado watch/warning. Haha brilliant
"Have you or a loved one been hit by a spy balloon...?" 😂
I can literally hear the attorney commercials being written right now!
"Call me.Anis Fincter.Attorney at Law..."
Dewie, Cheatham, and Howe are all over this
law offices of Big,Shy & Stir.
located in the alley,above the pool hall,across from the courthouse.
Most likely on a billboard!
"Tell them YOU MEAN BUSINESS!"
What made this 100 times better is the fact that my preacher brought up the balloon today in his sermon.
Please quote the sermon for context
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His name wouldn't be Wayne, would it?
😂😂😂
Daryl
‘That balloon in the air is how Dollar General finds new areas for their stores’! I reckon he’s right on that! 😂
I work at a Dollar General and watched this on my break. Was not expecting that and I had a laugh
They want to see how much profit they are getting from the stores
When you have 4 dollar generals with a mile of each other, you know they didn’t use a spy satellite.
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Honestly why does DG think we need a location every 5 miles???
This is classic! Now this is what you want to see and hear. Don’t ever stop. Bless you and yours!
"You know what this reminds me of Smokey & The Bandit. But instead of hauling beer, there stealing state secrets."
- Matt Mitchell 😁😆😆😅
East bound and up, loaded up and floating. . . 'A-we gonna do what they say can't be done. . .
@@SMAMtastic Hilarious parody, 😁😅
Oh my goodness! In the "altered words" of the Dionne Warwick song, "What the world needs now is laughter, sweet laughter". Laughter is universal common ground. Thanks for sharing something we ALL need, Matt. Genius . . . !
“Brother Wayne is going to work it into his sermon this Sunday” cracked me up.
My preacher did exactly that but being from South Carolina it was totally expected y'all
Yeah being a preacher he would just before passing the offering plate. the credit card reader and direction to the ATM down the hall.
All of them did I think yall
“I mean look at this thing, it’s like tracking a hurricane.”
Nothing could be more true, those spaghetti maps are iconic.
"... 'cause somebody around here's got a recipe for balloon." 🤣 They were all hilarious, but that and the "balloon call" had me dying!
That does it. 😂 Tomorrow I'm walking into my local Regional Game and fish office and asking if I need a balloon licence or just a stamp on the back of my huntin' licence ?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Matt is amazing. He definitely knows his southern brethren and sistren. This was hilarious. Dead on accurate. Great job as always.
sistren, is that a word, lol?
@@singmysong1167 yeah
@@singmysong1167 It actually a word. I had to look it up. 😂
Took me a second to figure out what the cistern you were talking about was.
@@singmysong1167 Absolutely!
"I hear this is how Dollar General finds places to put new stores" LOL 🤣🤣🤣
I think I scared my neighbors laughing so hard at Will Smith slapping the balloon back to China.
Me too!!! I shriek laughed!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
I chuckle at a lot of stuff and rarely laugh out loud, but that one snuck up on me unexpectedly and really hit my funny bone. I laughed out loud, too.
Lol, beautiful!
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Your group is so funny. Southern MO is very southern, so it strikes a chord with me. Plus I have a lot of southern friends. Thanks for the laughs.
I saw an old newspaper article warning people not to try to shoot down sputnik. I've seen enough people asking if they can just shoot the balloon down themselves to know the american spirit lives on.
A beautiful sights to be sure
Dude you actually made me laugh, rare thing these days. Your humor rocks! Flows well, edited well.
This made me laugh so hard! Especially, moving Dolly to a secure location.
"Have you or your loved one been injured in a spy balloon accident"?
Gold, that's pure gold.
Damn near shit myself laughing so hard. Everythig you said was right !! The world needs more ppl like you.
"Do you think you can call a balloon?" That made me LOL.
"Get Beth Dutton to look at it"
Oh, man! Truly laughed out loud!
"Have you or a loved one been injured in a spy balloon accident?" 😹🤣 And the Smokey and the Bandit comment took me TF out. I can hear Jerry Reed singing now. Lmmfao.
You fellows make more sense than the TV news does
“Man that balloon has been in the air longer this year than Southwest Airlines”
I died😂
One of your best yet😂😂😂
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Even as a yankee, and a Buckeye fan, I have to admit… this is funny!
I love the South! They never miss the chance to nail it.
@TA ....Texas is Texas FIRST ....there's literally North Texas, Central Texas, West Texas, East Texas and South Texas AND South Central Texas AND Southwest Texas AND Southeast Texas! 😉😀😎
"It's been in the air more this year than Southwest Airlines."
A+
“If you or a love one have been injured in a spy balloon accident”. Oh God, so true!
This is going to be right up that there with the 3M hearing protection lawsuit commercials
Comedy Gold Brother!! Oh and God Bless Conecuh!!! Jim Brown. JDHS ‘81
Chinese Balloon Pilot: “Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin’. We gon’ do what they say can’t be done!”
"somebody protect Dolly"😂🙂😂 took me out!! He's a true southerner, Dolly of the official face of the South period! 😂😂
I have watched this video at least a dozen times and it is still the funniest thing I have seen on that balloon. Thanks so much for sharing. Love it!
Been in the air more than Southwest Airlines. Ouch!
That was gold, Matt! Hilarious! Such a tension filled couple days..yet, we can laugh in the face of balloon doom cause we be Southern!
the fact that you said we be Southern as a Texas raised man lets me know your insane or your from the North tryin to fit in
How many more balloons do we need to get before they start declaring a balloon season each year?
Have to have at least one extra for the Game Warden in case they stop by! (Not that I would ever go over my limit).
Helium baiting laws? 😂
@@jmoore7917 people start making helium plot during the off-season to draw them in 😂
The people of Springfield demanded an increase in the budget for a bear watch so I guess anything's possible.
Finally, volume ok, subject decent, And I like the guy who played all the parts.
In one of the articles I read on this where the Pentagon spokesman Brig. Gen. Patrick Ryder was being asked questions and it said (word for word because I screenshot it thought because I it was funny) :
Asked if he was concerned some Americans might try to "interfere" with the balloon - pre-sumably, by intercepting it or trying to shoot it down - Ryder noted the balloon is flying at a height of approximately 60,000 feet, which is about 11 miles above the ground. It's "well above the range of civilian air traffic," Ryder said.
I was like bet, let it come to the south.
Just knowing that it's out of reach wouldn't prevent some good ole boys from shooting at it after a few snorts of home brew .
You know somebody in the South has left over fireworks and are currently building a rocket.
Yesterday the Gastonia police department posted a message on Facebook telling people not to shoot at it.
Apparently it did. Was just shot down over Myrtle Beach South Carolina (by the military though, not civilians.)
@@lillianhoigard6702 I'm just amazed that it wasn't shot down over Canadian or Alaskan airspace before it had the chance to cross our country .
Mercy you al are priceless. Thank You.
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What is the magic element that makes something humorous? The element of truth. This is truly great stuff Matt!! Keep it up.
You know it’s serious when we consider throwing a FULL beer at it
Lol I told my husband yesterday that what should have happened, was the minute it left international waters and entered ours someone should've hollered "fire 1, fire 2". Lol
Awesome I am always looking for a distraction from the norm . Thanks for the smiles .
This was great Matt. Your wit and creativity get me every time! The sermon bit was 100% accurate and honestly my favorite part!
My pastor had already posted that on Fb!
OMFGGGGG. My first instinct is to say thank you for making my coffee go out of my nose but this is too damn funny and I live down here so thank you for posting that very light-hearted way to try to satiate everybody's deer thank you so much for posting this y'all rock
I about peed myself with the balloon call.
I watch this video at least once a day. It is absolutely hilarious. Matt you are really a comedic genius.
Are we under a balloon watch or balloon warning? You better bet this will make its way into Sunday’s sermon!
You are so good..your comments have just made my day..big smile Thankyou!!!
OMG! That is hysterical! I just about laughed myself sick. Every single line is pure gold.
You know damn well he ain't wasting a full can of beer throwing it at a balloon.
OMG, Matt! You ended me at about :41 in with the bit about being 2 days overdue for a tornado warning!! 🤣🤣🤣
Coming from a northern boy...thank you southern brothers....frigging hilarious!!!!!.
Matt Mitchell..,,national treasure. Timely and hilarious
Matt : The King Of Comedy.
😂 this is probably one of the best sketches I have seen from you! You have really outdone yourself here sir.
I dunno, How Small Towns Are Made was pretty darn hilarious and accurate, but I'm def torn between the two lmao
@@3arthIsGhetto that was good! I particularly lost it on his “Dollar General Is Out Of Control” one as well.
I like the one about getting a driver's test in the south. Perhaps there was too much truth to it?
@@tommyhawks856 😂 yeah for sure! Many people were even confirming it in the comments.
Yep hilarious comedy here 😂
Better than the green comet. You can see this thing plain as day and didn’t have to get up at 5 AM either. I was thinking it would have been prettier if they waited until the Masters when all the azaleas bloom.
Matt brings up a good point. If that balloon had really gone over Montana, you would think that Beth Dutton would have blasted it out of the sky, right?
Hit the nail on the head with Brother Wayne workin it into his sermon
Excellent! Great comedy act souls go international!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
DUDE!! This man right here should already be makin BANK. Hes WAAAAY too talented for just social media!! I sho do appreciate him tho. Idk when ive ever laughed so hard
“Honey you better put a bra on!”
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That there is comedy gold, well done Matt!
It's amazing how Matt just has to change hats and shirts to become another person!! ❤😂
“You think they gonna close the Walmart up for this”😂. I been saying all along, bring that bad boy down south, we’ll take care of it!!
Damn you got this up quick 😄 Writing, shooting, editing. Very impressive
I was thinking the same thing! Not only did they film this quickly but it is extremely funny
TRUTH 👍💯
Yes
Changing cloths!
Something so crazy probably wrote itself. My son is out in the patch seeing all manner of satellites in that dark sky. I tell him to “stay clenched” when I talk to him. Those may be something else! Mama worries about them probes!
Thank you for the most intelligent observations that I've heard about the balloon so far.
Thank you! Laughed and cried at same time. Did Pastor include it in sermon .... Thank you, Jesus.
Praise be!
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Real farmers: "A thing, now two has seen all us farmers"
This guy is nuts! Hilarious. I haven’t heard anything disgusting or profane so far and I’m impressed. A real standout and I appreciate it. God bless this guy.
GOOD ONE GUYS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. LIGHT, LOVE AND TRUTH! 😎🌴🏝️🌞🙏💖
The balloon call though…..!!!❤️🤗🐝
"If you or a loved one have been injured in a balloon accident ... ". Perfect ambulance chaser ad.
Love the " Have you or a loved one been in a spy balloon accident." lol Also... HUGE thumbs up for the Spurs sweater!!!!
YOU GUYS ARE TOO TOO MUCH ! WE SURE NEED A SMILE THIS YEAR !!
@Thom Miller...one guy!
@@sherryelliott8861 I realized that after I wrote that but playing many parts !
Haha.. it's a southern thing would never poke fun of this 🤣 this is why we love you
I have NEVER heard more truthful thoughts than said in this video!!!
Yes we been looking all afternoon here in South Carolina
Omgosh…the funny that comes out in a serious situation ❤️🙌🏽🤣I love it!
Omv matt I laughed the whole time, each line was killing it! Loved the past about Beth Dutton shooting it down with a look🤣
😂😂 just came across your channel and it was so good to laugh since the minions in control of the county keep making me sick. Have subscribed and need to tell my friends. 👏👏👏
I got a recipe for balloon 😂
If you don’t cook it right, it’ll be rubbery 😂
You forgot to add “mounting it on the wall right next to the prize possum!” 😂
From Mississippi... that balloon call was brilliant!!!!
Bwahaha 😂 “if you or a loved one…” Nobody needs colon blow hearing that statement!❤
"It's been in the air this year more than Southwest Airlines" oh SNAP 😂
This is straight up 💯 a legit Texan talk. Me and my buds had this exact conversation while shooting beers cans with our bb guns cause bullets are expensive. I'm cracking up. All they miss was hold my beer.
"You think you can call a balloon?".......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Shooting at it does sound about right. I love these videos.
Waste of bullets though, it's 60,000 ft in the air. The bullet wouldn' travel far enough 😆
@@melindoranightsilver9298 I wouldn't put it past anyone from trying.
“That thing has been in the air more than Southwest Airlines!” Got me completely.
"Honey, you better put a bra on!!!" 🤣🤣🤣😘 Matt, this was awesome!!!
😂that had me rolling 😂
That took me 🤣
It killed me as its so relatable.
If you don't it will pull the wrinkles out of your chin, heard it on the c.b. radio
Finally a solid answer...😆🤣😅😂😄!!