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80% of dudes dont have game because 1-Either you are born chad with above average looks and girls were into you since secondary school 2- When ur a average dude over age 19, you need to spend hours going out to bars/clubs etc improving social skills and gaining confidence which 80% guys have to do. Or you can learn game online like the basics ( Austen summers is the best or Todd V Dating)
This but in person. Worst part is I let her silence dictate how I acted so I just kept asking questions & it got worse & worse. I should’ve just sat there & looked her dead in the face & waited for her slow ass to add to the conversation. If they ain’t carrying the convo either, let it be.
@Xavier Behavier very true, how we meant to hold a decent conversation with a girl who can’t even give a proper response. Takes two to have a conversation 🤷🏽♂️💯
@@boomboom3834 for real bro, we will be like “so what you been up to then??” And their response is “nothing” Like girl give us something to work off😹 I ent got noooo time to waste with them sort of girls. Dead personality with a pretty face.
Because society believes the man should do the pursuing 🤷🏽♂️. When a girl's actually chasing you, u realise they can't buss an interesting convo for shit, they're so used to guys begging it.
Females have to have game too, I would have locked the phone off after the first dead response from her. Anything that shows lack of interest shouldn't deserve yours. Keep grinding kings 🤴
What I love about MBs style is he cues in the sad music when it isn't inherently obvious that woe has befallen whatever character we're following. But when he does it it brings a whole new perspective and you realise that tragedy really has set in
Seriously tho mandem if you’re chatting to a girl and she’s moving like this, no effort dead replies JUST WALK AWAY no need to force it when there’s hella women out here that will hold convo
They want higher value = Looks. Money. Status. Work on one of these and you're good. Work on all 3 and you will have more women than you can handle. If you ain't got at least one of these to coast from then you're fucked
@@CollinsHDsay it again bro! Looks, money and status in that order!. Alot of guys don't know this when you have an understanding of how the world works it becomes a game... - 2pac
When you’re FaceTiming a girl and they’re boring as hell and have no personality and make it awkward by just staring at you saying one word answers! I’ve had this before . Women are the problem here....
sad part is there are girls with dead personality like this as well, expecting the other partner to do all the work but themselves. and then they wonder whyno one truely likes them lmaoo
@@tomzydaone8976 that's what you do to get your comment on top 😂😂 watch like 5 seconds of the video and make a generic ass comment that you know people are gonna relate to
As a girl watching this ,it’s not the guy …the girl is the problem😭😭me personally i always try to carry the convo idk but thats just me. If the girl is like this there’s no way she’s interested and wants to talk to u 😭sorry
I might just be weird, but I can’t just call people for no reason. If you call me and say nothing or hit me with the how ya doing, I’ll get irritated and start thinking of reasons to hang up.
the comment section is cracking me up 😂 fellas, let me help you out: ask some deeper questions. ask about life experiences and share expertise. have conversations that add value and she won't hang up 💖 and ask follow up questions to her responses, giving them thought. before calling, ask yourself what you want to learn about her through the conversation and ask questions with that goal in mind. if she is also good at having conversations, she'll ask you those same questions back and the convo will flow. if you ask me what's my favourite colour and other elementary school questions at this stage, I'm hanging up or asking you to pass the phone back to your Mom. 🤦🏽♀
Nah, not everyone loves to go deep with someone they barely know. not every conversation should be about adding value and all that. She coulda helped the convo by returning some questions herself. It's a two way street.
@@razorboii864 this Cah I don't know bout y'all but deep conversations are for people you know on a personal level I don't want deep conversation until I've had enough small talk to gauge how they will react
This is why i never facetime a girl. If i do, it gotta be to arrange a date. Remember kings physical dates are better than digital shit, you can incorporate touching and proper eye contact.
Guys I hate to break it to you, but you should not have to be carrying the entire conversation. If she is making it hard like that then she don't wanna be even talking to you in the first place 😭😭
Nahh ik bare man got flashbacks from when they did “with out me” , the get me out of jail line and that lil baby line too. This was peak game years ago. And them random lyrics lmao, this video tooooo relatable to people
Is it bad that I still relate to this?
need to improve ur xp bro get to 500xp at least u will do gd
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80% of dudes dont have game because 1-Either you are born chad with above average looks and girls were into you since secondary school 2- When ur a average dude over age 19, you need to spend hours going out to bars/clubs etc improving social skills and gaining confidence which 80% guys have to do. Or you can learn game online like the basics ( Austen summers is the best or Todd V Dating)
nah
No 😂 the ladies need to put in effort
I just came out the shower What without me? This line will never get old😭
Absolute comedy
Funny line😂
"I just came out the shower"
"What, without me?"
This line will never get old 😭
@@MF_PHANTOM DBI
What’s With All The Space?? Lol
Trying to hold a convo like this is like trying to dig your own grave lmaoooo. Worst type of convos 🤣
thats not even a convo at that point G, its an interview.
This but in person. Worst part is I let her silence dictate how I acted so I just kept asking questions & it got worse & worse. I should’ve just sat there & looked her dead in the face & waited for her slow ass to add to the conversation. If they ain’t carrying the convo either, let it be.
Fr Chicks like this are the worst I’d way rather her be over-talkative than be dry like this
@@anime108amv2😭😭😭
Why’s it always up to the mandem to hold the convo doe 😹
Coz girls are born lame and they act like they queens or smth😂
It’s always like talking to a wall
@Xavier Behavier very true, how we meant to hold a decent conversation with a girl who can’t even give a proper response. Takes two to have a conversation 🤷🏽♂️💯
@@boomboom3834 for real bro, we will be like “so what you been up to then??” And their response is “nothing”
Like girl give us something to work off😹 I ent got noooo time to waste with them sort of girls. Dead personality with a pretty face.
Because society believes the man should do the pursuing 🤷🏽♂️. When a girl's actually chasing you, u realise they can't buss an interesting convo for shit, they're so used to guys begging it.
I hate talking to girls like that though, I love talkative girls who actually know how to make conversation
I don't even get why people even bother entertaining these vegetables just end the call you're doing yourself a favour
@@hmt-0764 🤣🤣 uno like that
@@hmt-0764 lmao vegetables 😂😂
@@hmt-0764 cause you want to get in them vegetables knickers
That’s the point. She’s giving you the opportunity to drop her so she doesn’t have to handle the pressure of simply rejecting you
When guys just start rapping drill lyrics 🤣🤣
The actual accuracy 🤣🤣🤣
@Yulds dawg
@@Kayking353 People do that?🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuckin hell
Mumsssssssss it’s actually so trueeeee😂
@Yulds what r u waffling about
“Without me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Yulds let me be positive, keep it up
Females have to have game too, I would have locked the phone off after the first dead response from her. Anything that shows lack of interest shouldn't deserve yours.
Keep grinding kings 🤴
Real
What I love about MBs style is he cues in the sad music when it isn't inherently obvious that woe has befallen whatever character we're following. But when he does it it brings a whole new perspective and you realise that tragedy really has set in
Mans here writing a whole peel paragraphs like its gcse english
Tell me you're a gcse student without telling me:
u defo got a grade 9 in english
Bro definitely reads aloud every time to the class
Respect the analysis
Wrapping up two hoodie's or jacket to use as a shower towel, I see the dedication.
I don’t make entertaining videos because I’m skunked.
Those are just shorts I’m pretty sure
That's tha standard way to represent a female check vines from back in tha day for proof
He couldn’t bring himself to wear a wig
Seriously tho mandem if you’re chatting to a girl and she’s moving like this, no effort dead replies JUST WALK AWAY no need to force it when there’s hella women out here that will hold convo
When the loski bars came in I died 😂😂
What tune tho?
@@Ty-J_250 DJ Khaled
@@dejanb1491 found it bro but luv for that g
Brings back so many memories man😅
@@jacktheripper5661 mums. year 7 days for me🤧
Remember fella’s. if your attractive enough girls will entertain you, not the other way round.
It's over if you ain't got the looks - heed and succeed
They want higher value = Looks. Money. Status. Work on one of these and you're good. Work on all 3 and you will have more women than you can handle.
If you ain't got at least one of these to coast from then you're fucked
looks are the easiest because its the first thing you perceive. but any 3 and you're on the path.
@@CollinsHDsay it again bro! Looks, money and status in that order!. Alot of guys don't know this when you have an understanding of how the world works it becomes a game... - 2pac
An unfortunate reality I’m unwilling to participate in
breaking your back trying to carry a conversation with a woman like this
You know its wraps when man starts singing bro
London really is a different planet
Worth more than the rest of UK nuff said, we don’t need you cunch yutes, just bare white dons like little t
Funniest, most thought-provoking comment I've seen - maybe all month
You can tell he went through this a LOT😭
this is when you're nervous about a girl so you blaze before meeting them and it just makes everything worse
Bro 🤣🤣
Nah it’s good at one of you will be happy
Fr😭
Bruh I thought I was the only one that does that then the girl gets upset at what I tell her😂
gotta drink instead
‘I’m older than you’💀
Dawg
The title alone got me dyin 🤣💀
@Yulds *report user*
*dont reccomend channel *
When you’re FaceTiming a girl and they’re boring as hell and have no personality and make it awkward by just staring at you saying one word answers! I’ve had this before . Women are the problem here....
Exactly bruh it's that they dry asl
It's because she ain't feeling you like that. If she was the convo would be easy and she'd go out of her way to make it easy for you
@@chico9805 just another way of saying she think you ugly and not funny 😂😂 no need to sugarcoat it
@@ronloc3309 🤣
@@chico9805 den why would she FaceTime u in the first place and if u argue that the dude FaceTimed her she could’ve just not answered or said go away
“Without me”💀💀💀💀
@Yulds nah fam u trynna violate bants?
That was funny styll ngl😂😂
“Yh I’ll get u out of jail” Y.mstizzy took dat personally 💀
That drop at 0:24 deserved a ARE YOU SKUNKED 😭😭😭
@Yulds go away
@Yulds shush
Nah when she cut da call he shoulda said it
"It's giving kids" that hit diff😔💔
Omds🤣🤣🤣
sad part is there are girls with dead personality like this as well, expecting the other partner to do all the work but themselves. and then they wonder whyno one truely likes them lmaoo
when bro started freestyling💀💀💀💀
The guy is trying but the girl has no interest in him 😂
Sherlock, is that you?
Completely missed it, thank you for pointing it out
Almost as if that’s the entire point of the video… nice catch Sherlock 🤯
@@tomzydaone8976 the point of the video is that the guy has “no game”
@@tomzydaone8976 that's what you do to get your comment on top 😂😂 watch like 5 seconds of the video and make a generic ass comment that you know people are gonna relate to
The end got me💀
@26 Mic I beg u man su
@@UncsIsBetter 💀
Nah bro her dry answers are making him discouraged
it's the gun noises 😂😂
Trust 💥💥💥🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate how relatable this is 😭😭
Everyone saw the “without me” coming💀
Plot twist: He's the one trying...
Nahhhhh💀💀💀”without me” is crazy but that used to be all of us u can’t even cap🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Yulds fam relax its not every comment that you need to do this on
Used to be YOU lol
"without me"
As a girl watching this ,it’s not the guy …the girl is the problem😭😭me personally i always try to carry the convo idk but thats just me. If the girl is like this there’s no way she’s interested and wants to talk to u 😭sorry
“Without me” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
'what's your favourite color' 💀
😂😂😂
Why is that funny?
@@louissenior1434 if I have to explain that, maybe English isn’t your first language, either way this video clearly isn’t for you.
@@nocallerid8283 I wasn't talking to you but now I am it just sounds like you can't explain
@@louissenior1434 Idk maybe you should ask it next time you're trying to pick up a girl
If the conversation is this tough, she ain’t the one 😂
Tha moment u ask a chick how she's doin' and she responds wit "I'm good" without asking u tha same question back is a clear sign to cut tha convo off
"Do better" shi got me rollin🤣
wow i wouldnt reach the facetime phase with that lack of chemistry and boredom lmao
I might just be weird, but I can’t just call people for no reason. If you call me and say nothing or hit me with the how ya doing, I’ll get irritated and start thinking of reasons to hang up.
it’s crazy that he’s talking to himself and had to film twice but it’s extremely cohesive
the comment section is cracking me up 😂 fellas, let me help you out: ask some deeper questions. ask about life experiences and share expertise. have conversations that add value and she won't hang up 💖 and ask follow up questions to her responses, giving them thought. before calling, ask yourself what you want to learn about her through the conversation and ask questions with that goal in mind. if she is also good at having conversations, she'll ask you those same questions back and the convo will flow. if you ask me what's my favourite colour and other elementary school questions at this stage, I'm hanging up or asking you to pass the phone back to your Mom. 🤦🏽♀
that's facts
Yep if the girl still gives dead replies when asked deeper questions then it's time to cut the call.
You’re still placing the burden of the conversation on the man…. Conversations are a 2 way street
Nah, not everyone loves to go deep with someone they barely know. not every conversation should be about adding value and all that. She coulda helped the convo by returning some questions herself. It's a two way street.
@@razorboii864 this
Cah I don't know bout y'all but deep conversations are for people you know on a personal level I don't want deep conversation until I've had enough small talk to gauge how they will react
To be fair though, if she ain't asking you questions, she's boring, you can't have game with boring girls.
If she talks like that Im hangin up g
This is why i never facetime a girl. If i do, it gotta be to arrange a date. Remember kings physical dates are better than digital shit, you can incorporate touching and proper eye contact.
Exactly. Its sole purpose is to prove you are real, look the same as in pics, and to plan a real date. Shouldnt be more than 5-10 minutes
Fr bruh
I don't even date, I chill. Ain't no way I'mma do dat dating sh*t to find out she a h03 😂
Just find a girl that can talks 24/7 by themselves and you're good. I'm sure there's plenty given their nature.
You know it's dead when you start singing songs 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
this turned into a job interview 😭
I screamed😭😭 Yoo get this man a tv show or smth, the creative is underrated 💀💀💀
when he started rapping 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol that was a good job interview
😂😂😂 yooo this guy really has the skits on smash
It’s not that u don’t have game
1. u both don’t vibe with each other
2. she just don’t like u
Guys I hate to break it to you, but you should not have to be carrying the entire conversation. If she is making it hard like that then she don't wanna be even talking to you in the first place 😭😭
Kofi stop dropping 10/10 bangers I'm trying to revise
Talking to girls who are THIS blunt is the absolute worst. It takes 2 people to move a couch! But if the other person isn't working it's hard work😂
piano at the end beautiful ong
She ain't interested in you bro game is nothing without some sort of attraction
Tbf if that's how enthusiastic she is to speak to you it doesn't matter if you have game or not
OMD, I sometimes Relate to this still wtf especially if you have nothin to talk about😵💫
when she said law we all saw it coming 😂
if a girl is like this, she's either not feeling you or she has a dry personality
only thing you can do is cut the call
Man is fully right, 0% skunked Cov is bait still.
I thought I was the only one that start singing random drill songs while chatting to some random😂😂😂
No amount of game would pull her. She just ain’t interested, not even making an effort
I haven’t watched this video yet but I am absolutely dying from the title and thumbnail 😂😂😭
Just be glad you got this far
This is so funny I couldn’t even finish it lmaooooo
Fr😭😭
Truth in this.
Ahahahahahha when man started reciting Harlem Spartans I lost it
Nahh ik bare man got flashbacks from when they did “with out me” , the get me out of jail line and that lil baby line too. This was peak game years ago. And them random lyrics lmao, this video tooooo relatable to people
how uber drivers talk when i'm just trying to go home
The last part is so accurate 🤣
lol that law line and the one where she does psychology and you say "so what you can read my mind yeah"
this kind of stuff will haunt the baddest man for life
If a girls acting like that with low energy I’m bouncing loool when you have to force it, what’s the point
man brought out the loski bars im creasing😭
I almost died of laughter 😂
I swear I’ve been on a bus and heard this exact conversation 😂
its time for the girls to get their game on
When a girl act like this I immediately dip cuz I ain’t got time for dry ass personality like that 😂
The song you rapped was what you used for that video where you're on your way to school in the morning 2017.
Good observation
@@MBBANTSTV Thank you Michael!
@@MBBANTSTV Wasnt that crash by 410?🥸
good catch fam
@@lokks2130 Gracias
Funniest one this year 😂😂
My god why is this so accurate 💀💀💀💀. I did this to a guy cause I didn’t like him and he wasn’t getting the message. 🤷🏾♀️😩
Without me- the most jarring line ever
This guy kills me😭😭😭😭💔💔💔
This is what it’s like tho I swear the guy has to carry the whole entire conversation otherwise there won’t be a conversation 😂
😂😂
Haha I have been on this FaceTime too many times 🤦🏼♀️😂
The 💣 noise 😂🤣
I would've ended the call sincee 😂 she's dry asf
At least he's trying to make conversation lol
When he started rapping dj khalid i died oml
“What’s your favourite colour”
Works every time
The loski bars finished meeee
‘Spartan or Ku’ ‘ lolll
When mans started rappin the flippin drill😂😂
this was the longest 2 minutes of my life
When he started rapping I even pulled the same faces like ermmmmm? Bye tf 🤣