You abandoned the straw hat that had guided your throws straight and true. It was the hat that left your opponents open and defenseless to your Bickering Couple Style of warfare. You died a traitor's death, because that straw hat was your one true friend.
I remember reading about Seximus in school. The Teacher started to cry when he talked about Seximus. Seximus might be the most significant person in the human history.
Okay but No Known Weaknesses is fantastic because that was an *actual historical gladiator tactic*. Romans loved to match up heavily-armed and armored gladiators with much more lightly-armed and armored ones, where the thrill was that the heavily-armored one was very difficult for the lightly-armed one to defeat, but they had an intrinsic time limit due to their armor.
10:50 actually gladiators would lather themselves on olive oil before fights, gladiators even had sponsorships by certain brands of olive oil and use them during their bouts
That means that there's a chance of a scene in which a gladiator won a fight after escaping from his opponent's clutches, only to look to the crowd, blood dripping from his every appendage, and scream, "this win was sponsored by Antonius Grove! Get 30% off your first order when you use my affiliates coupon!" before flinging sweaty wads of paper into the crowd.
@@Chewberto Paper wasnt a thing yet back then, they often used parchment or wax tablets. So i can only imagine them sending wax tablets into the crowd watching people get hit in the face by them.
Is it just me or was there literally no difference between a low throwing skill and an almost maxed-out throwing skill? Hilarious video, good try Seximus, we shall never forget you.
@@ReggieGames Sextus simply means "the sixth" in Latin and wasn't an uncommon name at all. So just going off chance, I am sure there has been at least one Sextus that died a hero's death worthy of our protagonist Seximus.
I played this game a while back and I noticed throwing was a lot more consistent if you did an overhead strike to initiate the throw if you ever feel like doing a second attempt
I think armagan is a perfect example of how you gotta approach the game like oh no known weaknesses except the one weakness he has is plastered all over his body. Just had him out
I cant imagine anything more frustrating in a fight to the death, than your only team mate the second the match starts, cocks his arm back 180° and launches his weapon into the crowd. Im laughing just writing that
2:08 I know that silly sound affect its fucking zach from oneyplays also also known as psychicpebbles! And its specifically from his oneyplays plush doll. I know because i have that Plushie!
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You abandoned the straw hat that had guided your throws straight and true. It was the hat that left your opponents open and defenseless to your Bickering Couple Style of warfare. You died a traitor's death, because that straw hat was your one true friend.
Well said, brother
@@ReggieGames Are you the guy who said
I remember reading about Seximus in school. The Teacher started to cry when he talked about Seximus. Seximus might be the most significant person in the human history.
💀💀💀
Real "where was you when you heard? I came home from school and heard seximus is kill. I said: "no""
Or whatever it was
Seximus Septimius that was, he robbed some Women and sacked Constantinopel
Okay but No Known Weaknesses is fantastic because that was an *actual historical gladiator tactic*. Romans loved to match up heavily-armed and armored gladiators with much more lightly-armed and armored ones, where the thrill was that the heavily-armored one was very difficult for the lightly-armed one to defeat, but they had an intrinsic time limit due to their armor.
10:50 actually gladiators would lather themselves on olive oil before fights, gladiators even had sponsorships by certain brands of olive oil and use them during their bouts
That means that there's a chance of a scene in which a gladiator won a fight after escaping from his opponent's clutches, only to look to the crowd, blood dripping from his every appendage, and scream, "this win was sponsored by Antonius Grove! Get 30% off your first order when you use my affiliates coupon!" before flinging sweaty wads of paper into the crowd.
@@Chewberto Paper wasnt a thing yet back then, they often used parchment or wax tablets. So i can only imagine them sending wax tablets into the crowd watching people get hit in the face by them.
Is it just me or was there literally no difference between a low throwing skill and an almost maxed-out throwing skill? Hilarious video, good try Seximus, we shall never forget you.
These videos are like the Great Value ssethtzeentach. That's not an insult. 9/10, will look forward to your uploads.
His voice and punchlines are better imo
When you play a game other than Kenshi yet still run 20 miles to improve stamina
you realize sextus was a real historical character right? couldve used his name for more "historical authenticity"
I had no clue such a man existed. Did he also die a hero's death?
@@ReggieGames captured and executed without trial by Mark Antony
also he was the fish king so thats something
fish i eat those
@@ReggieGames Sextus simply means "the sixth" in Latin and wasn't an uncommon name at all. So just going off chance, I am sure there has been at least one Sextus that died a hero's death worthy of our protagonist Seximus.
yeah but Seximus.
Nice to see you are improving
Thanks dude. Really happy with how this one turned out
You have real potental with these videos keep up the good work. Nice oney plays sound effects by the way.
Thanks. Gotta love Zach, he might be the most quotable man in the world.
This was the one video that convinced me to get the game. And yknow, the throw challenge is way more valid now since the dev reworked it.
I played this game a while back and I noticed throwing was a lot more consistent if you did an overhead strike to initiate the throw if you ever feel like doing a second attempt
the fucking music when seximus was revealed with his santa had me rolling, great video
this channel is absolute gold. im so happy i stumbled across it!!
Seximus final form was truly something to behold, we are not worthy
really great content, keep it up because i feel like you about to blow up my guy.
Hey your type of video your voice the scarcasm and humor is great! Absolutely love it I think you’re gonna get somewhere good!
Saw your recent Kenshi video and saw this in my recommended. Love your videos and your comedic touch man!
I think armagan is a perfect example of how you gotta approach the game like oh no known weaknesses except the one weakness he has is plastered all over his body. Just had him out
Seximus’s aspiration is truly the greatest tragedy of our history, except for, in some circles, “The Fuckening Of Persimius.”
my boy dropped this banger?! DAMN
This whole video is a nod to the cowardly gladiator scene from Monty Python's life of Brian! Wonderful channel and videos. Keep up the good work!
Angron was a Primarch in Warhammer 40k, who was raised as a goadiator...
How do you not have a million subs? This is hilarious
Bro your kenshi video was so amazing I had to sub❤ 2023 gonna be the year u blow up real big , keep up the great work fam✊🏼
Thanks brother, you guys got me all pumped up for the next video
today I discovered your channel...bless ur soul my man
I know I'm super late but I really wasn't expecting a fear and loathing in las vegas qoute. Gave me a good chuckle
wish the controls weren't ass, game has so much potential
my dog died when I was watching this.
Not everyone is prepared for Naked Slave Collar Santa Hat Seximus.
@@ReggieGames thats right.
This channel for a lot better in the last half year
When he abandoned the hat, it was that day that Reggimus became Seximus
Love the oldschool UFC sound bite XD
Epic story 😂
Amazing
I couldn’t sign into my account for a week so this vid was age restricted, i have been waiting for this.
love the fear and loathing reference.
got my like and sub great content !
Must try this game. Thank you. Watched and liked 🧡
Much appreciated brother
Loved the oneyplays sound clips!
the hunter s quote tho xD tht was accurate
"I laughed hysterically for 40 minutes - hahaha!"
nice fear n loathing reference 😂👍
The hunter s Thompson quote was perfect
Nice Fear and Loathing quote
wow, truly inspirational.
Susan indeed did worry
Too Weird to live, too rare to die, Panic at the Gladiator Pits?
I cant imagine anything more frustrating in a fight to the death, than your only team mate the second the match starts, cocks his arm back 180° and launches his weapon into the crowd.
Im laughing just writing that
This is...... An amazing game
Was that a Papa Meat sound byte? "I must consume you to become a real boy?"
The HST reference was nice
Where can i watch the exterminator video mentioned at the start? Or is that like lost media
The touch of meat canyon was beautiful
Litteraly 1 million subscriber quality videos
To this day, my favourite gladiator game, is gladius, for the gamecube
hell yeah
You can throw the weapons overhand, does a lot more damage
Funny thing is "Seximus" would have actually be a good name for a Gladiator as sex (or sexus) means CUT in Latin.
Funny man, I subscribe.
I wonder if it's a bug that the game developers need to fix
"We who are about to die" History of the World?
I wonder how many people recognized Papa Meat’s Pinocchio reference in the video.
there is a game called Exanima, something like this one,you should try it is really cool
Seximus is just Kenny from that South Park weapon episode.
Outro Music name? :)
your higly edited, review-like style of content is preferred
2:10 I can't believe you would kill Zach
He shouldn't go around making such funny death knells
I kid you not I saw this game, and then went to play cities skylines later on and kept thinking “I should probably buy that gladiator game.”
It's a good time if you're looking for something different.
Where can we access the video of the exterminator gameplay?
No Talk-No-Jutsu for you
Go do this
Go do this!
i like the meat canyon thrown in there
You know, it's hard to find your UA-cam channel. When I search your channel name, UA-cam always shows me a sexy mouse video
Hmm potential collaboration.
such a banger
Thanks brother
2:08 I know that silly sound affect its fucking zach from oneyplays also also known as psychicpebbles! And its specifically from his oneyplays plush doll. I know because i have that Plushie!
was this even fun to play the game like this
Please, don't put that in my body. HAHAHAHAHA
yep
Whats the music from Seximus's transformation? beats boppin
Almost a year later and still no answer :(
@@william6072 feels bad 🥲
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Found it
@@MrLegendseeka Enlighten us
Did you sample psychic pebbles weird shrieking when you threw that knife?
but of course
@@ReggieGames that's an amazing isolated sound clip.
@@ReggieGames big brain moves.
"Sir please die. Its for content."
Seximus the second must rise
80 year old lady in a rock tumbler
You love cheesing games
Albert Einstein got a tan.
Seximus is a fine name, I GUESS, but you really shouldve gone with the more realistic Sexianus.
sometimes I eat fish
Goddamn this boy eat fish
Lobster 🦞
Oh boy Age restriction?
Good thing I am a responsible young child
Please make another video on this
i predict his moms name is karen
Where behind the scenes of Bad luck brian
I had the first few episodes of that edited, but I believe they were accidentally deleted unfortunately. I might return to it someday.
MEAT CANYON
He's a legend
reggie!
can talk about the name beeing sexismus , and that i relized the pun wayyyyyyyy to late
"The most fitting rank of all, which is that of "Feral Beast" "
I knew your name was based on that that, you damn furry
9:45 why mention Ben 10?
Demonetized big time but for quality content
your one letter off from sexsim in german
Positive comment
Rip bozo.