My favorite Ziva slang is from Shabbat Shalom, when she’s talking with her father and comes full circle. “Ziva, I do not walk straight lines. As your Agent Gibbs would say, this is not my first radio.” “Rodeo."
I was laughing all through even though I've seen them all but really lost it when she says, "the shooter was really in the book suppository . . . " Soooooo funny!!! 😂😍😂😍😂😍💖💖💖🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Ziva reminds me of "Back to the Future" and the mixed metaphors in that franchise. She also reminds me of an animated series from the early to mid-2000s, "Xiaolin Showdown", with a certain character (his name was Omi), and the many times he'd mess things like that up.
I hope "Pork-U-Swine" .ahh "Pork U Pig"made it in these somewhere. That was adorable. And on a side note I just caught a boo boo. Ziva claimed she speaks 5 languages and in a much later season she claimed to Gibbs she speaks 7. )
It was always funny to me how Tony always corrected Ziva in English 😂 We have a series Neighbors Forever! There is a blonde who always says something wrong, so her best friend keeps correcting her. It reminds me of that series 😂
The Zivaisms are some of the best lines on the show how she botches some of the easiest quotes in the English language but in real life she knows them and speaks them like normal I've heard her speak and do interviews in real life plus she has been in the States for a long time
@@JakethesnakeFerris11 She learned Hebrew phonetically and as someone who is semifluent in Hebrew she doesnt speak it well. Her accent is odd and she swallows her consonants.
She is probably her sexy but sweet spoken self not the hardcore assassin Ziva was on the show because I think she was taught and had to be trained to shoot and fight when she. became Ziva
Ziva: Sigh ''I'm braless''
Tony: ''I noticed that earlier, but on your phone they are called BARssss'' XD
My favorite too
problem is ..... Coté probably was often BRAless on the show. LMAO
My favorite Ziva slang is from Shabbat Shalom, when she’s talking with her father and comes full circle.
“Ziva, I do not walk straight lines. As your Agent Gibbs would say, this is not my first radio.”
“Rodeo."
makes you realize just how complicated the English language can be
I'm Indian, and I know all the expressions Americans use.
@@talkshow69 Sure, cuz what, you only speak 2 or 3 languages, while Ziva speaks 10? No offense btw
It's not a language thing, it's a cultural one.
You don’t want to know fluent English , Dialects lol
@@talkshow69 some are easier than others but I think the show producers had her botch the quotes or idoms intentionally
this is actually good since english isn't my first language i got to learn american slang just as ziva did!
All in fun, & hope you enjoy the show.
Well some people learn different languages from television or learning from their coworkers that's how I learned a lot of Spanish
It seems like you learned American slang pretty well good for you some Americans don't know their slang even though English is their 1st language
Haha she is so funny :) "Crap is crap" haha
Johanna Magdalena "turn the book"
Lol I was able to keep it together til “impregnate her credibility”!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
The one where she mixed up CIRCUMSTANTIAL AND CIRCUMCISED had me choking with laughter. Tony's comment after the fact nearly had me on the floor
Lol! One of my absolute favorites is still..."I'm bra-less."
"Impregnate her credibility" 😂😂😂
“He couldn’t keep it in his pants.”
“Keep what in his pants?”
Everyone: 🫢😳😅
dancing LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I do love that she got such a long fuse with the boys but the moment other guys acts like they do, she just kicks their ass. XD
She has a short fuse and the moment other guys act like they do Ziva kicks their ass
I was laughing all through even though I've seen them all but really lost it when she says, "the shooter was really in the book suppository . . . " Soooooo funny!!! 😂😍😂😍😂😍💖💖💖🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I don’t how cote said “impregnate her credibility” with a straight face
Love how Tony hops yelling Ziva no
Ziva reminds me of "Back to the Future" and the mixed metaphors in that franchise. She also reminds me of an animated series from the early to mid-2000s, "Xiaolin Showdown", with a certain character (his name was Omi), and the many times he'd mess things like that up.
Actually, I've always thought _donkey's butt_ fit Dinozzo much more aptly.
I hope "Pork-U-Swine" .ahh "Pork U Pig"made it in these somewhere. That was adorable. And on a side note I just caught a boo boo. Ziva claimed she speaks 5 languages and in a much later season she claimed to Gibbs she speaks 7. )
She might have just learned more languages as time went on
10, English, Hebrew, Spanish, Arabic, Turkish, French, Pashto, German, Italian, and Russian.
Including the language of love, ten ;)
Makes you realize how hard English is if it isn’t your first language
As far as the red throat thing goes, once you've beaten the crap out of three of them, I think you can call them what you like.
OMG...hit 5 over and over while watching the vid...LOL! I also love hitting 9 over and over! 5 then 9 is epic!
Im glad u like it Im planning on doing another one hopefuly soon
Ducky, drip it!
It was always funny to me how Tony always corrected Ziva in English 😂
We have a series Neighbors Forever! There is a blonde who always says something wrong, so her best friend keeps correcting her. It reminds me of that series 😂
They sound very similar in character but is that character from a different country like Ziva is
Thank you for this video. I laughed so hard! Love it!!
She went from speaking five languages in her first season to at least nine. I guess she kept on learning.
The Zivaisms are some of the best lines on the show how she botches some of the easiest quotes in the English language but in real life she knows them and speaks them like normal I've heard her speak and do interviews in real life plus she has been in the States for a long time
In real life, she's not an Israeli Mossad operative whose first language is Hebrew not English
@@deathbykonami5487 I knew that she speaks Hebrew as her 1st language on the show
@@deathbykonami5487 I knew that as well she is Chilean
@@JakethesnakeFerris11 She learned Hebrew phonetically and as someone who is semifluent in Hebrew she doesnt speak it well. Her accent is odd and she swallows her consonants.
Loved the "Zivaisms" 🙂
Brilliant Show back then CRAP! Now no one watches🥱🥱🥱
My fave is smurf war! I mean turf war!
'' Oh no.'' '' Happy Hanukkah. Now let's go.'' '' Ziva no!''
This is so funny. And cute!
Ziva is so funny and cute, I wonder if Cote is anything like her character?
She is probably her sexy but sweet spoken self not the hardcore assassin Ziva was on the show because I think she was taught and had to be trained to shoot and fight when she. became Ziva
I am sure going to miss her *cries* good bye Season 11.
Ziva is both badass and bad at idioms!! I loved these when I was watching the episodes
I LOVE HER!!!
love you ziva - shes dangerous and cute - my style
Tony and ziva in trains plains and cars
Ziva rocks!!!!!
Red throats! Lol
What episode does tony dance?
what episode is 2:51
S3x15 I think or something like that
Põe os vídeos dublado por favor eu gosto do NCIS mas eu queria dublado
Jajajaja laughed so hard:))
Bah humborg!
Bah what?!
a needle in a needle stack
2.37 what episode is that?
"Boxed in"
season 3 switch
Bah Hum-Bog!!
“book suppository” …
Ziva went to the Teal'c school of communication.
2m 53 what episode
S3x15 I think or something like that
drip it !!!
lmfao !!
too funny...
American idioms drive me crazy
Even i faced this trouble
Yogurt and garlic…?
greek maybe?
his is hilarious
Missionary Position. 9x20
LOL
Porkuswine
Leaney McDonald porcupine
Gas
switch
im bra less haha
Lol her slang is so bad XD
"Crap is crap" XD
I LOVE HER!!!
0:40 What episode is that?
S3 episode in the beginning
switch