Every US state described in 1 sentence
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I had to mute the outro because I got copyright claimed for playing America the Beautiful....Which is about the most American thing I've ever heard.
Assert dominance, put the kazoo version over it instead.
That’s a power move
Hey, at least you got texas dead on. I still see this as an absolute win.
*_How the fuck-_*
Seeing alabama without referencing incest makes this video really great.
The most interesting part about Florida is how the further north you go, the more southern it gets
As a resident of Florida in the North part I disagree.
@@Swifto_Sweeper what do you mean, it's in northern Florida where you find people who are a parody of Alabama.
Same thing with michigan
@@randomphoenix20 Okay I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t see any weirdos every now and then but most of the people in my town that I come across are normal.
I think you guys are talking about the more eastern parts of Florida.
As a Floridian, this is true.
"The state of Texas does more than they realize in terms of shaping the international perception of the United States as a whole, a responsibility they have faced with absolute indifference..." As a Texan I give this hot take 10 yeehaws out of 10.
Heck yeah
when its meters per second and not federal crimes per football field
Howdy fellow Texan, when I heard that part I spat out my sweet tea cuz of laughter. Sadly I had to stop the video cuz bandits were stealing my oil, I had to chase them down on my horse and even forced to use my double barreled shotgun on 'em.
@Yung Draco Gotta tell you as an outsider, we think texas is mostly just the classic cowboys. US flags, bull riding, guns and all that. Rockets and stuff arent actually a thing outsiders think about. IMO thats way better than being florida tho lol
And yet your governor doesn't do anything regarding controversial laws/ actions until Governor Kevin Stitt of Oklahoma does them first. Example: Constitutional Carry (2019)
"No one has a single bad thing to say about Maryland because it's far too forgettable to justify the effort."
... That's probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said about Maryland. The fact that it was remembered at all is amazing.
I say that about rhode island
Considering how many people forget PA, I'd like to join on in this statement.
I only remember it because it has the worst flag out of all the 50 states.
As a Marylander I would've said it's the place people live in when they can't afford to live in DC
Considering how many people forget about Maryland in so glad and so pissed that someone remembered
Maryland is known for being forgettable
But at the same time someone remembered it
Montana- "Introducing the state that thinks hunting camo counts as formal wear." You're absolutely not wrong. The amount of people who wear camo on a daily basis is kinda insane.
You will not believe how many West Virginians I’ve seen like this.
@@Lyssa_Stuff I drove through West Virginia this summer and I could see that being the case. Not because of the people. But a shit ton of West Virginia is just sprawling untouched old-growth deciduous forest. I feel like Camo just seems like a decent go to.
@@matizluv1316 well that’s true. A lot of people I know also are huge on hunting, half of my class in school, even. It’s very common, still
Sounds like an awesome place to live.
frfr LOL
No joke the relationship between Ohio and Michigan is essentially state-approved prejudice.
For example, Michigan drivers think Ohio drivers are crazy. Ohio drivers think Michigan drivers are crazy.
As a man from Ohio, whenever I see a bad/crazy driver, the initial instinct that’s been burned into my head for years is that “It’s probably a Michigan driver.”
I'm from New Hampshire and whenever I see a bad driver I assume they're from Massachusetts
Honestly, they should be the same state
@@iamaloafofbread8926 we tried to fight each other but the feds stepped in before we could duke it out in the Toledo war
In Michigan we make World class beer. Very proud to see Two Hearted Ale no matter where I go in the country (which is produced in my specific corner of Michigan)
Same with Virginia and Maryland.
Arizona being called California’s retirement village actually hurts more than you realize I think a piece of my soul was stolen
It's true though xD
i don't know if it's better or worse then another joke about how hot it is here
Sun City & Surprise has changed the perspective of Arizona a lot
Arizona and Nevada are both California's Retirement Village. I live in a part of california where retired people come to stop and gas up on their way home and let me tell you half of them are either from arizona or somewhere around vegas. Most people go move to those states for either cheaper cost of living or gas prices. And then go to California to go to san diego or LA or use the golf resorts here
you have no idea how much i agree with you
As an Arizona native, I can 100% confirm we consist entirely of:
Snowbirds in the winter
Californians who either retired or couldn’t make California work for them
The smart people from New Mexico who got TF out of there as fast as possible
Immigrants from Mexico
The descendants of people who wanted to get in on the California gold rush but got tired and just decided to settle where they were
Mormons even Utah didn’t want
Actual native Americans
The Mormon part I can relate with. I think my county has the highest count of Mormons in the state.
Californians are moving here everywhere around my area, they building so many new houses and neighborhoods and the gas prices are going up too
And 115 degree weather in the summer
The hundreds of thousands of midwesterners that moved to Arizona blend in so well that you completely forgot to mention them.
Or farmers and descendants of farmers due the consistent heat throughout the year
"Welcome to the state where you can't walk ten steps without tripping over a Mormon or multi-level marketing scheme"
As a Utah resident, I can confirm that this is objectively correct.
"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state"- Russian Badger
did somebody mention cornfields 👀
rub a couple carhart jackets together, blow a vape down the middle, a michigan is born
I’m disappointed by the lack of cornfields in the Ohio sentence
@@thatderpcakeguy1131 same
@@thatderpcakeguy1131 😂😂😂😂
Everyone: Why is it whenever something happens it's always you three?
California,Florida & Texas:
Considering these states smashed together probably hold a collective 1/12th of the population of the United States, it's not much of a surprise.
@@kuronanestimare It's closer to 1/3rd-1/4th. Those 3 have about 90/330 mil.
@@kuronanestimare California and Texas alone are 1/5 of the population. Meaning 1 in every 5 Americans lives in one of those two states. Idk about Florida but you can see already how it’d be more than just 1/12 like that’s hilariously low
To be fair those 3 alone probably account for like 30% of the US population and 50% of its economy. With so many people and things in em it's no wonder stuff always goes down there.
As a foreigner, I'd say Alabama, Florida and Texas
I'm not American, but my knowledge of every state has now been boosted immensely. Thanks.
As an American, America as a whole is just severely cursed and I would just watch from a distance if I could
@@hannahmew9194 that's horrible advice and I genuinely resent any notion the US is any worse than any other country in the world. I get it started as a meme cause it's the most popular and culturally significant and powerful but that's no excuse to lie about what the US is actually like and to look at all the bad and pretend it's some dumpster fire out of control. It's not it's great country with flaws like everywhere else and to @Hauptmann Erika if you have an interest in learning about what the US is actually like besides sensationalism in news and media memes and hot takes online and generally terrible opinions then it would be a good idea to look at UA-cam channels who travel around the US or traveled to the US and to remember the abense of evidence isn't evidence of absense when it comes to online sensationalism about flaws and good always comes with bad and vice versa.
@@Sasha-nl8ry I understand what you are saying and I should have probably made it more clear that it was mostly sarcastic. I think I was pointing out how many people idealize America when we still have major problems
Maryland being forgettable made me laugh because when I was younger I lived near a town called Maryville so it literally never occurred to me that there was a difference and I didn't really realize Maryland was a state until 9th grade.
My family thought for year's Maryland was a city and Baltimore was the state
I'll take "New York's smaller, Italian little brother" over other descriptions of Jersey I've heard.
I won't. We shouldn't sugarcoat it. No one chooses to live in New Jersey.
You’re either born here or…
Yeah
New York’s garbage can
X-90 *New York's Italian garbage can
@@mannymelo949 as a person who was born in new jersey, you would not believe how correct you are. I legit only lived there for 2 months and spent the rest of my life on Texas and louisiana
4:45 “introducing the people who can’t handle three centimeters of snow but will happily fight a tornado with a fucking stick”
Ight fair enough
Being from Indiana, I feel severely violated to have our glorious state reduced to being the tribute to a movie.
If it helps the only reason I remember it even exists is because of Parks & Rec
Indiana is to Illinoisians as Florida is for Cubans.
Both escaped tyrannical rule to live in a place with lower taxes and freedom.
It was named the Indiana because It was the land of the Indians
Idaho got the same treatment, but as an Idahoan, I'm happy because he didn't talk about potatoes, the joke everyone makes about Idaho
im mostly disappointed they didnt make a corn joke
“Introducing the people who can’t handle 3 centimeters of snow, but will happily fight a tornado with a stick.”
I prefer using rocks but you got the basic idea
thank you stonethinker for using stones
~ sincerely, a Tulsan
Screw rocks, use a f-ing horn from a bison
Thank you Oklahoman for giving this essential information
From a Kansan
“Back in my day, we didn't have fancy-shmancy tanks! We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the whole platoon! And we had to share the rock!”
I guess this is what they did with the rock.
ranger class unlocked
Virgina: Introducing the people who love their family
West Virginia: Introducing the people who *love* their family...
I’m not American, can someone explain? I always thought Alabama was the state with that reputation.
@@germain450 West Virginia and Alabama share in that “honor”
@@KelgorothTheFinalShape I guess the stereotype just extends throughout the Upland South (Alabama has some mountainous northern regions, particularly around the Tennessee River) . Heard it being applied to places like Kentucky.
@@DiamondKingStudios western kentucky northern kentucky is pretty much just ohio
@@coltonturner4034 I would guess, then, that the southern and eastern regions of the state are higher in altitude. People who live in the mountains/hills have traditionally often been more isolated than their lowland peers (probably due to the more hostile terrain), and sometimes are awarded a reputation by those lowlanders.
As an Arizonan I can confirm I lost a piece of my soul waiting 5 minutes to become the butt of a California joke
As a Pennsylvanian, I can confirm that we do in fact drive like complete and utter dumbasses*.
*when we're not getting tactically assassinated by deer in the road.
As someone from Maryland, you had me in the first half but God damn did the second half catch me off guard
Quietest state in the union, just how we like it
That's a very accurate description and I'm happy with that
I've got 2 complaints as someone who grew up there 1 to fucking humid and 2 the people suck bonus 3rd compliant wtf is that tax rate
I agree with everything said, but god damn our flag looks like someone actually cared.
He nailed it though 👏
Focusing on Chicago and ignoring the other 95% of Illinois was the most Illinois thing I've ever heard, and I grew up there
Grew up closer to St. Louis than Chicago. This sounds about right lol
Same with ny but like 75% of people live in the city or in the metro area around it
Honestly rural and urban life is super different especially in states like Illinois, Louisiana, etc where their one major city is their only redeeming quality
I'm sorry for what happened to your home city
I was born in Illinois, and that’s pretty accurate.
Currently in Indiana because screw Illinois.
As an Oklahoman that’s so true. During tornado warnings we just pull up a chair outside and try to see if we can spot a funnel cloud. We’re not stupid though, we do know when to get into the shelter. Oh and snow can go kiss my butt. It’s only good for missing school, that’s it.
Yeah the snow here sucks ass 100%
Snow here is iffy, if you live northeast Oklahoma, you'll never get good snow compared to the rest of the state
On the snow-to-hand scale we get a fourth of a small hand deep sometimes
Yea, but I remember times when we would have a winter storm and we would still have to go to school.
@@flyinryan1459 unfortunately that's me
"Illinois's" fact being entirely about Chicago is also very accurate
As a Virginian, the relationship between our state and our western cousin....
Is too accurate.
They really hit us on the head
Kind of like the relationship between a West Virginian and their cousin
painfully yes :( and there’s like no wifi there either ;-;
Way too accurate
Exactly
Can confirm for Texas, went to visit my uncle once for Christmas, the first thing we do is drop by a firing range and started trying .45's
Meanwhile in Ohio we were trapshooting in our backyard on Christmas
Hell yeah
sounds like a hell of a time. i did that with my texan uncle once as well
the american dream in a nutshell
YEE, and i cannot stress this enough, *HAW*
You nailed something really specific about my state. Impressed and subscribed
“If hell freezes over, the people of North Dakota probably wouldn’t notice” 🤣
For a state known for things like Santa Cruz and The Beach Boys, it's amazing how many people in California would rather put on a Donald Trump-tier spray tan than go to the beach.
Who has the time to go to the beach anymore? I need to get to my third job so that I can afford my mortgage for my tent leaning against the side of a Quiznos in Monterey.
@@NoPrefect That one's easy. Just live in the tent on the beach. Both problems solved.
@@NoPrefect
Perfect sentence.
My uncle tried to retire to Capitola and found a place to rent for $5k a month
As an American, that was freaking hilarious. You should do another one next year!
Do US territories next. American Samoa: the Land of the Rock
@@bluwasabi7635 Guam: We exist
@@loganjulig6227 lol 😆
Why do so many people post things for the creator as a reply to another comment
"and hate crimes"
as a Georgian who gets hate crimed multiple times a month, i laughed- im sorry- its sad- but it’s hilarious- im so sorry-
Hate crimed?
yeah- not just me either- but no it sucks here, you have people threatening to shoot you and beat you up due to you being lgbtq+, then of course being cussed out and harassed, and dont get me started if you are bipoc or are not christian- not all Georgians- but a lot- especially in the country where i live- i wanna move lmao
@@Jasper-yb9cz I'm a native Georgian...my cousin got outta here and moved to Massachusetts because she was Lesbian. She grew up in Columbus. I'm from DeKalb County. What part of GA are you from?
The one about Arizona and the one about Colorado are both so true. In Colorado, just about anyone you meet is either really nice because their high, or really rude because they haven’t been high in 2 days. In Arizona, everyone acts like they’ve lived there their entire life, but only about a third of them are natives.
Timestamps:
Alabama - 0:05
Maine - 0:13
Minnesota - 0:18
N/S Carolina - 0:27
Utah - 0:35
New Jersey - 0:42
New York - 0:45
Mississippi - 0:53
Arkansas - 1:01
Missouri - 1:05
Alaska - 1:11
Idaho - 1:18
Kentucky - 1:22
Tennessee - 1:28
Ohio - 1:35
Kansas - 1:40
Texas - 1:51
New Mexico - 2:03
California - 2:10
North Dakota - 2:19
South Dakota - 2:24
Nebraska - 2:27
Hawaii - 2:33
Vermont - 2:43
Georgia - 2:49
Connecticut - 2:54
Wisconsin - 3:03
Illinois - 3:09
Indiana - 3:17
Michigan - 3:28
Montana - 3:33
Iowa - 3:38
Louisiana - 3:48
Washington State - 3:57
Virginia - 4:03
West Virginia - 4:08
Rhode Island - 4:10
Maryland - 4:16
Massachusetts - 4:25
Wyoming - 4:34
Colorado - 4:37
Oklahoma - 4:45
Nevada - 4:51
New Hampshire - 4:58
Oregon - 5:03
Florida - 5:07
Delaware - 5:14
Pennsylvania - 5:18
Arizona - 5:24
Its a 5 minute video
@@billymaze1229 It's for people who want to see their state immediately
You sir, deserve an award.
I'm glad I checked comments before doing this
Thank you so much!
As a Bostonian, I can confirm that we do in fact treasure our accent more than life itself
The donuts and street fights are pretty good, so is dorchester
It’s the one thing we need to survive
@@carbivores9367 and dunkin’ donuts
when you park the car in Harvard yard
The entire east coast is just Dunkin’ Donuts I swear i might walk down stairs and find a Dunkin’ Donuts in my kitchen
Probably the best video I’ve watched in a while
That part about Oklahoma is too accurate! As a former resident of Oklahoma, that one time we got over a foot of snow basically shut down the entire city for at least a week if not more. I also remember the one time we got a tornado warning....and I went outside to film the tornado sirens....I now live in Georgia.
I'm Canadian and for the longest time I thought that Vermont was already apart of Canada
I'm a Vermonter and I wish
@@Tornnnado I'm a New Yorker so please don't leave then it's gonna be harder to get syrup
@@loganjulig6227 Not the syrup :(((
Lmao I’ve actually said a few times that we should join Canada because we are basically a smaller version of Canada and also healthcare lol.
@@savary5050 go but we get alberta in return.
I'm from the UK and it always amazes me how grand the landscapes are in the USA.
With so much land and so many climates, something is bound to look amazing. Plus despite the perceptions we are pretty environmentally friendly
@@nodishtoodeep3053 unless its california, then its just one big dump
@@rootigaroot9922
Even California has got some good views, you just got to leave SoCal and head towards the state line. Shasta, Tahoe, Yosemite…
@@nodishtoodeep3053 Northern California is better. And yes im biased as im from Northern California
It’s weird how diverse our landscapes population density and cultures are
Imagine watching an entire video for your state to be last and based on the state right next to it 😢
*screams in West Virginia*
As an Arkansan, the hot take was spot on lol. Wal-Mart is the one thing keeping Arkansas from being too similar to Mississippi lol
I’m in IT, and literally every person from Arkansas I’ve ever met is from Bentonville
“A responsibility they faced with absolute indifference.” God damn Swag, you keep reminding me why I love this channel so much!
❤️Texas
Fuck yeah. TEXAS 🇨🇱 !
@@crazyJman80 i agree but unfortunately that's the Chile flag
LET'S GOOOOO
@@jordanlaquey5325 it was as close as i could get. It would seem as if there aren't any official State Flag emojis.
Us Texans just built diff, idk what else to say.
He described Louisiana so perfect, I’ve been to Belize and their roads are arguably better than ours
one detail is forgotten, New Orleans is the only nice part of Louisiana, rest is a dump or for farmland
@@jermm2183 The only nice part? That's a load of shit. Our neighbor Mississippi is the actual dump for farmland. We are more cultured and have the best food in the country.
@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Hey I’ve only been to Louisiana once but a lesson I learned is that New Orleans is like the pretty blue eyes on an ugly face. I do admit I’m too scared of normal fried chicken after going tho
@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty New Orleans does. My whole family is from Monroe and it's awful.
@@jermm2183 NoLa is nice? It's a pretty rough city
As a Canadian currently living in Oklahoma, I can confirm that we do fight tornados with sticks and other inanimate objects
"Supposedly the first grocery bag with an integrated handle was invented in Minnesota, a fact nearly as uninteresting as the state itself."
As a born-and-raised Minnesotan, I disagree wholeheartedly with that last part, but I will admit that integrated-handle paper grocery bags have featured pretty prominently in my life...
Sir Swag, on Arizona: "Welcome to California's retirement village."
Razorfist: "[rages in monochrome]"
Arizona: A place for Californians who are hated by everyone already there.
Hello fellow Razorfist fan
@@syphonwarlock7685 As the California's should be well hated. They vote to turn their own state into a collectivist craphole, flee the consequences of their choices when the people they themselves appointed to represent and do their will do just that and make the state unlivable, and then when they make it to territories made greener by people making wiser and more responsible choices with their lives, the first thing they do the moment they have the chance is impose political violence upon their new neighbors to degrade it into the same leftist dystopia they departed from; because they're tribalist teatwanks who couldn't connect the calamitous consequences to their virtue signaling via voting if God spent forty days with them and skyscraper-sized stacks of spreadsheets on Mount Sinai.
Hell, I live in Reno, Nevada, and it's an open secret that the rising homeless population here, especially of the unrepentant addict variety, is entirely because San Francisco and Sacramento treat this town like it's their personal human waste basket.
Commiefornians are metastasizing cancer cells masquerading as human beings. They are the people Agent Smith studied to reach the conclusion that humans are actually a virus.
@@tylerhillman6446 GFS
@@syphonwarlock7685 true
The amount of people who don’t know that New Mexico is not in Mexico is frightening
Hey I know that cup! Cheers, hero
As a local New Mexican...you get used to it.
Other things we're knowm for:
Breaking Bad
The place where Bugs Bunny forgets his left turn.
A nuclear testing ground.
@@AbbysalWarrior what do you mean "nuclear testing ground"
@@loganjulig6227 Trinity Site. It was the area that was used in 1944 to test the first atomic bomb in Alamogordo, nearby is White Sands National Park.
@@AbbysalWarrior good lord
Honestly though I’ve only been to Tennessee once to go to Dollywood and during that one day alone I met some incredibly kind people. I basically got assimilated into a family while in line for a roller coaster.
As an Oklahoman your description is spot on, for most. I can deal with snow but when I see a tornado I have the urge to go out with a sword and chase it away.
Missouri would’ve been better described as “introducing an economy built on people getting out as fast as possible”
Lol
Makes sense. It's a Missour-able state.
That's why our gas is the cheapest in the country
It depends on where in Missouri your from. If your from Kansas City, Springfield, Columbia or Jefferson City life is as normal as it can be in a midwestern state if from St. Louis the entire economy is based off crime and sports teams if from literally anywhere else your a farmer or hunter who wants to move to Texas eventually 😂😂
that was my case
In the wise words of Therussianbadger, “Ohio is literally just a rural bar fight of a state”
I gotta say, your descriptions of North Dakota and Colorado were absolutely spot on. Being from Colorado, I don't know many people who haven't smoked it at least once, but then you'll see a lot of us pointing out the beautiful flowers in the garden or praising the weather, or enjoying the scenery, and embracing the moment as best we can, as though we've come face to face with god himself.
And as for ND, well, as of 7pm on January 6th, 2022, it is -18°F, and it was -24°F this morning, and I think we had 2 blizzards over the course of Christmas and New Years. Frozen Tundra baby, WE ARE hell frozen over, and the people here handle it well, they're the one thing I'll miss when I leave.
“Despite being a collection of islands in the middle of fucking nowhere” & “fight a tornado with a fucking stick” that part got me😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣
As a Texan, I've never heard our state described that way, and it gave me a good laugh. Sounds accurate to me
Honestly best description in the video
As a non-American, know that the entire world thinks that the entirety of the US is Texas.
Oversimplification of course, but that's our rough vision
I’m a Texan I thought they’d say something about guns or rattlesnakes or Mexico or something
But T*xas doesn't exist
I love these so much. Thank you and please keep going with this series!
Mississippi: Welcome to the state where dreams go to die...
As a Mississippian, yes.
2:40
yes,
this is.. this is pretty true
we also have pretty clean air compared to the states my family and I have visited
As a Missourian I can confirm there's really no other reliable way for us to tell the time of year, especially not the weather.
yeah, its 70 degrees in the middle of winter and it was 20 at the beginning of fall? what the heck bro
Also spring lasts 2 weeks
This fictional place's name perfectly describes the place
"Misery"
As a Michigander I can relate
As an Asian i choose to view this video as an Introductory guide to USA.
Also
Sweet home Alabama!
😭
this video should be played in every airport every time theres a flight to the USA
The 2 states I have lived in are accurate so by that logic your not wrong
Don't go to alabama
@@victoriamilk2865 Alabama is the best
The main difference between Michigan and Ohio is that one's entire economy doesn't rely on a theme park
At least we HAVE an economy
My god you hit the nail on the head with these
As someone from Louisiana, you are definitely correct about the roads here lol.
Unfortunately that includes most of the south
New Orleans roads fucking suck dude
@@NoNONo979 Try even further south like in lafourche or plaquemines, closer to the swamps. They decay so quickly.
@@NoNONo979
New Orleans only has one good road and that is Bourbon Street
IIRC it's because they're constantly sinking into the swamps. If you dig there are like 17 layers of road below every road because the most they can do is pave over it until it breaks again.
As someone from Maryland we have some really bad drivers but pretty good seafood so that makes up for it 🤷♀️
As someone who hates seafood and lives in Northern Virginia I only get hurt from your state
@@ItsEllaBella I apologize for the pain my state have gave you
I pay more for car insurance than my entire property value but at least I can put old bay on my crabs.
@@jaylaoliver6725 as a New Yorker I've passed though Maryland on a family road trip and we only stopped once to get gas, I wish there was more to look at but hey your state flag is cooler than ours so that's a flex
@@ItsEllaBella same. VA seafood near the Bay is also great
the background footage for indiana is very accurate. I live 30 minutes away from Indianapolis and I still see abandoned barns everywhere
3:57 Washington, the weird place. I have relatives there. They introduced me to the term "defenestrate."
As a Floridian I can confirm that your description is sadly 100% accurate.
As another Floridian I can say that I also sadly agree but it’s better and more original than all the other descriptions
@@dazedbetta same
Yep we are insane and the pandemic ramped it up by like 1,000 luckily I left
Tau Banner Fly High
For Mighty Nipon!!!
What the fuck is wrong with your governor seriously “victims of communism day”
I lived in Tennessee for awhile, and I can confirm. They are literally the nicest people you will ever meet. But please, for the love of all that is Holy, do not mention barbecue, or anything you can make with Barbecue Sauce. It will start a gang war, and for a state whose nickname derives from the fact that their population wanted to fight, I wouldn’t recommend it. Also go to Chattanooga, it’s like Knoxville’s cooler little brother.
Knoxville is amazing on the far east of Tennessee lived there when I was younger
And stay out of west Tennessee. Its Just northern Mississippi.
I live in Tennessee just a bit aways from Chattanooga. I can confirm that it is Smaller Knoxville.
@@amannamed_8072 Yeah I've only been in West Tennessee once. Literally looked like I was in another state. East Tennessee is much better in my opinion.
@The King, Mr.Z I live in northwest Tennessee and I like it more than east tn bc there’s better hunting and you have access to anything you need, but the one thing every person in the entire state is a Tennessee football fan and that’s for sure but I like it out here more than over there
New York (0:46): “Welcome to the state where dreams come true, and a studio apartment costs more than 6 Bugatti super cars.”
Mississippi (0:53): “ Welcome to the state where dreams go to die, and a mansion costs less than feeding a family of four at McDonald’s.”
The funny thing is, they’re both insults.
As a person living in North Carolina, I can confirm what you said about NC and SC
Utah was the first state to adopt a State Firearm- the Colt M1911.
Official best state
Blame the Mormons
@@yelljal2764 Did I stutter?
@@yelljal2764 I mean we still have firing squads…
For Kentucky, don't forget bourbon.
Also here's my Kentucky take:
"For a state that loves basketball so much, you'd think it would have an NBA team by now"
we also have one of the highest exports of coal.
And has been said that heaven must be a kentucky kind of place
best of all, we own the Ohio River.
Ah yes New York, wait there’s a state and its not just a city?
0:42 yep that is accurate for New Jersey lol
We also have lots of cranberries, bad drivers, so many floods, and we have so many people
As a Georgian, that hate crimes jab was something else. Though in Atlanta they just refer to it as 'crime'.
I was ready like "ok I wonder what it says about Georgia." I heard it and was like "dang".
@@jacksonanderson5008 yeah i thought it was going to be something about peaches like it usually is with these type of videos
@@sturgeonsteve3843 i swear i have lived in georgia my whole life and never have had like an actual peach it was always one of those little fruit cups
69th like
Anyone who lives in georgia, but not in the Atlanta area is insane.
As a European I can tell these are 100% accurate
As an American, they are
@@cheeseman6016 Other than Indiana lol
its almost accurate except for the fact that Michigan shitty roads, empty unban cities, and corn are 100% better than ohios shitty roads, empty urban cities, and corn. totally not the same state that has a split personality that wants to kill the other.
@@cheeseninja1115 sounds like bias
@@cheeseninja1115 😂😂😂 🤟
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There's a lot of other information about Wisconsin. Some of it not so good, like most DUI's or that fact that we have more bars than grocery stores.
So glad someone actually got New Mexico right! We were named Nuevo México after the land that would become Estado de México (the State of Mexico) by Mexico City. Following the Mexican Cession of 1848, the U.S. didn't name us 'New Mexico' after the country of Mexico like so many Americans believe. All they did was translate the name Spain had already given us several centuries prior.
When he got to Utah, the "multi-level marketing scheme" bit got me.
Same
I thought for Virginia, they were gonna mention the fact that our claimed territory used to be larger than the continental US…
Virginia takes so long to drive through
@@allisonovo drive? Why in the world would you drive? Running the state is faster!
As a New Yorker, it's safe to day that the city is overly romantacized in literally every piece of media in existence, ESPECIALLY in major films
Missed oppurtunity to say "Holy s**t, they made GTA V into a real thing" for Florida.
As a Texan I know I'm walking into this and im gonna get hurt.
Edit: never mind we got off easy... Arizona im so sorry
Eh NC, SC, and VA also suck. VA was just a setup for a joke. Come on
@@noname8354 yeah but Arizona was the butt of a California joke.😔
As another texan, i feel you buddy.
@@noname8354 I mean there really isn’t much you can say about SC without comparing it to NC, but NC can actually stand on its own.
The only reason people know about SC is because of Myrtle Beach lol
Being from Georgia, I was wondering when you'd get to my state, and I just...
Jesus, you're not wrong.
while I was watching this I heard my brother laughing like a maniac in the other room, and I simply said: "What the hell?"
This has to be the beginning of every states movie trailer.
"Hawaiians still have better healthcare than any state in mainland USA"
*Laughs in Canadian healthcare*
*Also cries in four-hour Canadian queue lines while waiting for a broken limb to be tended to*
Wait is that last part really true? -a Texan
That’s why he said any state in mainland United States of America not Canada
Standard wait time in any American ER if you are not actively dying is 5-6 hours. Basically, American health care really isn't that much better or worse than a lot of places with government-run health care (and actually, about 1/3 of our citizens were covered by either Medicare or Medicaid BEFORE Obamacare), it's just that it costs twice as much, leaving us less to spend on stuff like education. Which explains a lot. 😬
People really think there are no drawbacks to having free healthcare that its amusing.
@@fupoflapo2386 meh as long as they don't get told the drawbacks or flaws in funny banter esque memes then it doesn't concern them.
Was born in North Dakota. Can confirm that with Temps reaching the -50F/-45C mark, we would probably find a Frozen Hell pretty comfy
Little surprised they didn’t say anything about the cold in Alaska. It was literally -50F a few days ago where I live and is supposed to be even colder next week😂
@@johnriddle8148 That's because Alaskans know what they're getting. North Dakota goes from 10*F days to -30*F nights, with sudden 40*F sunshine melting snow and turning it into an ice sheet the following night. As someone who delivers newspapers in North Dakota, no other state has cold like we do. Stealth cold.
@@johnriddle8148 6 of the top 10 coldest cities in the US are in the Dakotas. 2 are in Minnesota, and 1 is in Michigan.
The last one is Fairbanks.
I’ve heard of people having their hair cut off because it froze to the pavement where they fell and couldn’t get up from. Crazy
And don’t forget the wind
This whole video is hilarious, oh my god. Such a wonderful balance of savagery and accuracy in the sentences 😂
I live right in between Washington and Oregon and you got both of those states spot on lmao.
That about exactly what I expected someone form outside the USA to say about Minnesota. Easily the most Hidden Gem/ overlooked state in the USA.
The state, yes. Minneapolis, no.
@@KWEND23 this is true.
@@KWEND23 but.... the flour mill ruins!
From Wisconsin and I disagree
@@pissthrower4477 go eat some cheese, dairy dude
As a Louisiana Cajun, we do have the best food and music, while our infrastructure is non existent.
IIRC at least for the roads it's because they're always sinking into the swampland, so all you can really do is repave them periodically, but it's basically infrastructural wack a mole. That being said yeah decades of trickle down policies tends to leave one as a third world country.
Yep they forgot to mention how New Orleans is probably the most redeemable part of the state and even New Orleans isn’t past carsickness inducing drives and a major red light going out weekly
3:38 i actually was in the yellow-ish building in that area a little bit ago
4:27 Mass doesn't look too bad, like the pigeon is literally using the crosswalk. Nice to know people don't jay walk there.
You mentioned Maine without retirees or lobster. LMAO
They mentioned Vermont without Bernie or Ben & Jerry's. Very proud of them 👍
As an Alabama native, I can assure you the true religion is college football.
I went to another country and got roll tide hollared at me. Nascar is how they break up fights in split families or divided households (houses where the family is split between Alabama and Auburn fans).
War Eagle
War Eagle! 🦅
Roll tide!
As a Tennessean, that is the most accurate description of my state I’ve ever heard.
Didnt expect the missouri one but is pretty accurate, it's always deer season around here
I love how Grand Rapids is always the city in Michigan that gets picked. Not the capital or Detroit or Mackinac island.
That's because Grand Rapids is the best city in Michigan.
I don't think a Michigander would pick Detroit or Lansing to show "nice cities" lmao. Mackinac is good though, no one can beat their fudge kingdom
Don't come to Detroit I'm trying to gtfo as fast as possible
Traverse city
Good to see Texas getting the respect it deserved, rather than just saying “they have the most guns” which I’m also proud of
I'm from southeastern California and I love Texas and f***ing hate California. Being in California makes people think of us not as we really are.
As someone from Alaska, I can confirm that I am in hiding from the police and the galactic empire. (1:10)
As someone from NC you nailed it.