Morning Routine

[@karro2648]

Anyone who irons their bedsheets every morning is 100% a serial killer

[@IkaroJesse]

100% Agreed

[@jamesgoldring1052]

serial killers don't care about nothing
they live in filth

[@clive0494]

Why?

[@user-qp1vg2ur8b]

​@@clive0494psychopathic behavior

[@Daipnemon]

also someone who doesnt go to college or work lol

[@snowyfox_01]

Bro's got that Patrick Bateman morning routine

[@jmwblue]

I thought the exact same thing.

[@tracytabitha]

Mahn he even looks like him😂😂

[@IClimbMountainsToBeFree]

fr

[@drjonesey5]

YES lol

[@TheVoiceofTheProphetElizer]

Let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.

[@jahnellbroomfield7172]

Nah this shit too perfect, this psychopathic killer behavior, I'm perturbed, unnerved, aprehensive,and skittish over this abominable 12 hour morning routine

[@jepulis6674]

All thats missing is a couple chainsawed prostitutes in a kill room.

[@cl3oboo]

😂😂right

[@GrumpyAboutEverything]

American Psycho

[@ecstasytwins2410]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Real_DvD]

Kira yoshikage head ass fr

[@oneV]

Это ты представляешь свое утро, когда словил дитчайшую мотивацию

[@user-jx3mp9el5p]

ДАДАДАДАДА

[@АндрейЕвдокимов-к7т]

Это когда отходняк словил😅

[@user-bo3wn7ho1x]

Сын маминой подруги:

[@duckmunday]

Patrick Bateman if he wasnt a serial killer just a perfectionist

[@SethHenry1016]

Facts so soothing too

[@GuiltyPaladin]

I don’t think he’d admit it if he was a killer.
But to be fair, why is this man always cleaning? Maybe he is a killer

[@Elitus]

Still not trusting about the Serial Killer thing

[@napim02]

​@@GuiltyPaladin hahahshqh, hope ur joking😂

[@DavudWaldman-kc4vu]

❤❤

[@PoisonedRedBerry]

this is the only person who can say "he's just like me fr" about Patrick Bateman and actually be valid

[@Nooy_]

Mostly the serial killer aspects though

[@Bjoern_Weber]

Because he made a single time video?

[@Hi_LikeToGame]

​​@@Bjoern_Weberhe look a liitle like christon bale in some shots the face mask and workout after ironing his bed sheets gives off patrick bateman

[@ringo_iscrazy]

nah, Arnold Scrwarznegger

[@AdamJankiewicz-qc3py]

If I made my bed like this I'm sleeping on the floor for the rest of my life 💀

[@rimzaa]

fr😂

[@user-rd3ts9qy7u]

😂😂😂

[@KaloT-Millionaire]

😂😂😂😂

[@PiccoloNamexio]

not gonna ruin that art

[@user-rr7wi7pf9l]

👍👏👏👏👏👏👏🙋🏻‍♀️🖐

[@Daniiilien]

Что я делаю, пока моя мама на родительском собрании:

[@Nastasia7.7.7]

😂😂😂

[@OO-fi9yt]

😂

[@panvanda4757]

😂😂

[@user-zs6xx7iv1o]

Чисто каждый день в армии(как минимум начало)

[@macmacie]

I've never seen a better Patrick Bateman cosplay

[@moonstoneWithoutAlbatross]

Fucking yesss....he immediately reminded me of him😂

[@AnthonySouls]

Yeah, definitely gave me American Psycho vibes, lol.

[@VirginiaPalma-fc3cg]

He's probably a nice guy why we judging lol ...... yea i thought of the movie too

[@Olive0o0slay842]

Lmao, I thought the same thing. This is so giving Patrick Bateman

[@Hala_Madrid9benzema]

same@@moonstoneWithoutAlbatross

[@1omarwalid0]

Bro is the IRL Patrick Bateman and nobody is batting an eye.

[@bsp182004]

Bateing an eye*

[@Dotzek0n]

bruh.. that's exactly what i was thinking

[@ColtonFlynn-uz1kz]

For he is tho

[@anticlickbait]

It's called "I'm thirsty for attention and I need help" or "You can imitate me but never be me"

[@pinkboy1181]

Literally every comment is saying this

[@oToxic2]

Good to see that Patrick Bateman is still following his daily routine despite everything that happened.

[@marlo8850]

Let’s see Paul Allen’s bedsheets

[@PeilerxD]

i fought the same 😂

[@soleil7259]

​@@marlo8850OMG that shade of white...

[@Mckenzzieec]

HA

[@bil8647]

@@user-xd2rn7sh4j same

[@mishina3354]

Мне одной, когда я вижу как кто то так идеально заправляет кровать, хочется на неё просто запрыгнуть и разрушить идиллию?

[@pani2282]

Такое чувство появляется у людей, которые сами ничего не могут создать

[@rudolfschankbier2686]

И мне😂

[@user-kz5kd5tl9j]

​@@pani2282ты идиот?

[@frozenlove5082]

​@@pani2282 бред🤡

[@user-yr5uy8cp7x]

​@@pani2282перфекционизм не от здоровья психического, но возможно поэтому это так раздражает, нормальные люди не всегда таких готовы принять

[@Psyshimmer]

"And here we see our protagonist starting his daily run at 5pm because he was ironing his furniture all day."

[@cjbabalos7188]

Hahahahah watch says 6:12

[@Wafflehouse71]

@@cjbabalos71886:12.. PM

[@SadieMusic_RH]

1000th like 👹

[@zanechristiansen]

​​@SadieMusic_RH blasphemy I just watched it turn 1k when I hit the like button
although ur comment is 4s ago lol we probly clicked it at the same time

[@SadieMusic_RH]

@@zanechristiansen 💀 I guess we're both 1000th like then

[@slenusrenus]

this man saw american psycho and made it his personality 😭😭

[@alexisbaker578]

Deadass what I was thinking lmao

[@Anudorini-Talah]

boy*

[@BartholomewJenkins69420]

lmfao

[@billyboy_45]

Bro made Patrick Bateman look sloppy in comparison 🤣

[@daemonthorn5888]

That's funny. Before seeing your comment I replied the same thing.

[@GruppeSechs]

My dude turning his life into an audition for the American Psycho broadway play

[@handsinknead77]

Came here to the comments for this. Ugh. Love this level of....whatever this is.

[@Funhouse1-l5x]

Bro the type to hit a rock and say sorry

[@clashaccount2166]

🤣😂

[@littlebratt9859]

😭😭I was just saying how he reminded me of that guy

[@Reefie-Beefie]

THATS REAL???

[@sttelzoz1226]

Родители видно хорошие мужики были у этого парня 😂

[@Na_tu_3re3]

Видимо не у парня а у тебя😂

[@shookwantstodie]

best Patrick Bateman cosplay ever 💀💀

[@Top--Tier--edits]

💀 my first thought

[@aminiqbal4907]

This

[@adriannn1180]

yeah legit thought it was him at first xddd

[@kimberlyrivas1047]

I was js thinking that, especially when he put that mask on 😂😂

[@daciaminicozzi6714]

Na bro He Is literally patrick bayman💀

[@hiatusinc]

Patrick Bateman called and wants you to return his morning routine, thanks

[@yourviewyouropinion9136]

he actually wanted him to return his videotapes

[@jasoncaryl4251]

Exavtly my first though, okay patrick bateman

[@jasoncaryl4251]

Exavtly my first though, okay patrick bateman

[@MSvento06]

​@@yourviewyouropinion9136underrated comment

[@ohnoyesplease]

EXACTLY

[@DibyarupaPatra]

Dude is more patrick Bateman than patrick himself 💀😭

[@NiceguyEddie2828]

Yeaa 😂😂

[@user-qr9ld3ui1z]

Exactly

[@makoto3212]

Oml I was gonna look for an american psycho comment but it only took 1 second 😂

[@Best_Guy_for_ever_]

No

[@mads855]

Thats what i thought immediately. I wonder if anyone else catches the reference as well 😅

[@selvatoremarkiss5571]

Пов: Родители ушли на собрание

[@tonystark-zv2hz]

Bro is the real life Patrick Bateman when it comes to morning.

[@aquariousbunni8683]

that's exactly what i was thinking XD

[@rowananan]

Same

[@kenny137465]

Facts

[@basicallyrobert]

Nada más le faltó meter cocaína

[@jessicacarlisle9160]

Oh look, Patrick Bateman was kind enough to show us his morning routine again

[@deannatroy8113]

Well at least it's more interesting than yours.

[@jessicacarlisle9160]

@@deannatroy8113 I’m sorry, is that supposed to be an insult? I mean… oh burn, you are so witty, got me there.

[@Jmsaldana26]

​@jessicacarlisle9160 they sound 12😂

[@maybe2714]

I thought this was the movie 😂

[@cassidytschaekofske1935]

I was thinking the exact same 😂

[@xuepiao1873]

Me at 2am when I have that huge motivation boost and want to change my whole life

[@Just-Kimj]

It's literally 2 am lol now 😂

[@takeitorfuckyou]

Don't worry that's just because you're absolutely charging, you'll hit the come down soon.

[@user-yd9sh4gi2o]

Soy yo ahorita mismo

[@favouronwuka2156]

And then the next day you just forget about it

[@hdhdvdhdhbddb9120]

😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😅😂😂😂😂

[@user-cg5rq3fe3b]

Мне одной кажется, что парень похож на Галкина?😂

[@friedlis]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ericauen]

Dude's got that American Psycho action going 🤣

[@TheSlytherinHalfBlood]

Fr 💀

[@laurabalbontin-galiana3251]

Yes and the looks too that was my first thoughts

[@Jbizzle_1983]

Came to say this😂

[@PopthemtagsAllday-sp1fb]

Naw this is just the living a better life than all of us

[@Jbizzle_1983]

@PopthemtagsAllday-sp1fb it's literally the same routine from American psycho.

[@blacksage81]

The American Psycho energy was palpable. Great job!

[@niniagogiberidze9078]

That was what I was thinking!

[@Ki-yl9mq]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@teelesynclair5902]

I thought the same 😂

[@user-gj2tx8db8k]

Фуфуфу!

[@user-pu7zt6ev8m]

Один в один мои мысли😂

[@reverseswitch092]

“Why were you late to work”
“I was making my bed sir”

[@3saveur_en1]

He is the sir

[@Sean_Regan]

I was ironing my bedsheets

[@Mr_pillow-]

man he got a work? nah i dont think man, his time is too much in my opinion

[@JacobNeiderer]

correction i was ironing my bed sir 😂

[@user-fx2ii7qq9r]

Я в 1 вижу богатого одыкватного человека

[@VC-nf8qs]

ждал момент, когда он начнет делать макияж

[@AQ1302]

As soon as bro finishes his morning routine, he gotta do his night routine 💀

[@Mhmdschannel]

😂😂😂😂

[@IG21868]

Fr this is someone who has way too much free time

[@dimplegaming33]

​@IG21868 This routine could probably fit within an hour and 30 minute time frame which all can be done if you wake up early.

[@brandoncarter6651]

😭😭😭

[@IG21868]

@dimplegaming33 Well, imagine if someone has a tight schedule and can't wake up any earlier

[@matosem_]

If Patrick Bateman woke up and didn't choose violence.

[@stephaniegarciazavala7574]

Best comment ever! 😂😂😂😂

[@so2xdors]

the worst question 😂😂😂

[@rijasbizarreadventure6896]

That’s exactly what I was thinking about 😂

[@nathanielhilderhoff7248]

allegedly

[@mustafahosseine8534]

😂😂

[@haylanhead5820]

This is Patrick Bateman levels of morning routines💀💀💀

[@McFlurryx92]

I was thinking the same thing. Soon as I seen the iron I was like this guy is a killer

[@kieleleron85768]

The face mask did it for me 😂

[@KeySnow]

literally I thought is this patrick bateman when the vid came on!!

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

how are his shoes so white if he runs outside? make it make sense

[@noahtoffoli-laliberte7951]

I was thinking the same

[@Kventista_travel]

Мужчина со знаком зодиака ДЕВА, Добрый вечер))😂

[@muhammadsubhan2008]

Bro is more Patrick Bateman than Patrick Bateman himself ❤️😭

[@logblack116]

He’s the modern version of Bateman (aka Bateman Batman 😂)

[@Mr.Noname00]

Я тоже об этом подумал..

[@marihawley]

I only came to this comment section to find this

[@antonthraneterkildsen4476]

True

[@mruling3947]

My thoughts exactly

[@cosm1195]

Me at 4AM when the sudden burst of motivation to change my life hits

[@nobodybutnene.8872]

Ikr😭😭

[@hawangunge8104]

hahaha

[@lev4033]

Lol

[@rando-1.0]

Fr

[@lunablu6120]

Real

[@budfug8691]

"Why are you late?"
"I had to return some videotapes."

[@benlievense4449]

nahhh

[@CalOShaughnessy]

best comment here
"Impressive, very nice"

[@macieparkins8097]

My favorite line

[@Theerevert]

Lmao exactly what I was thinking 😂

[@namibian.narrative]

He's really an "American Pyscho"😭🤣

[@sophia13453]

"911 whats your emergency?"
"i spotted a serial killer!"

[@hybr1dfn205]

that one unemployed friend on a random tuesday getting motivation

[@victoryuen6056]

dude,get out of my head

[@RallyAddict555]

​@@victoryuen6056eh mang get outta mah head mang

[@qwert1636]

Not everyone works 9-5 job like you dude, you have to open ur brain and learn how to employ urself

[@tayluvofficial]

Yeah but lives in a mansion that's somehow worth millions

[@michaelestrada1564]

If Patrick Bateman had tic tok he definitely would post his morning routine

[@ashf6516]

The real-life embodiment of Patrick Bateman

[@Jeff0]

alpha top G uwu

[@declare40]

I was thinking Christian Gray who is Patrick Bateman before he went too far?

[@levitb3411]

That was my first thought too

[@gaminglemons8866]

weirdo@@Jeff0

[@KaroLikeTheSyrup]

this was the IMMEDIATE vibe i got 😬 if you’re getting up to iron your fuckin bedsheets????? zoinks.

[@andreygo4351]

Вот примерно так я вижу свою жизнь в идеальном сценарии. Только натурал...

[@Na_tu_3re3]

А при чем тут это?

[@Nyxar-2077]

"So what do you do for living?"
"I take care of myself 🗿"

[@_DEATHREAPER_]

Tbh he is taking better care of himself then we would ever

[@spacemcduffy]

@@_DEATHREAPER_the point is that’s all he does. No one actually has time for this😭

[@Wolf21915]

​@Gamer_Boy14810 do all this before you have to go to your actual job and see how it goes😂

[@user-sr2cp1ib4h]

@@_DEATHREAPER_/

[@_DEATHREAPER_]

@@Wolf21915 dude Tha what I am saying that I want to do a job that let's me do these thing and I don't have a job I am 13

[@planetjacker763]

the unemployed but still productive friend on a wednesday morning

[@lailaalkaabi4010]

953 likes but no comments let me fix that

[@IamEclipse]

Literally lmao where do you even get the time to do that every morning.

[@itsamberlynn6178]

That’s not unemployed 😂 that’s CEO energy

[@IamEclipse]

@@itsamberlynn6178 Do you know any? The two I know work to the bone, more than anyone, even arriving at work before everyone do

[@srijamukherjee3261]

😂😂😂gosh that was on point!!😂😂

[@TheMrRoboto]

Man saw American Psycho and made it his lifestyle

[@starplatinum5158]

lol

[@dzonibabic111]

1k likes in 3 hours LoL

[@leapprincess8012]

IKR

[@DesertJacks]

Same thought process

[@spirit_i_n]

I was thinking the same when seeing this 😳

[@prakashpol3990]

That one jobless guy on every monday morning 😂😂😂😂

[@thedude6058]

man’s got a 36 hour day

[@oleksandrsavchenko5388]

He lives 5 days week. Cool

[@abdulaziznabiev2382]

😂😂😂😂

[@magik410]

😂😂😂

[@kristianthomsen9888]

He have no kids LOL

[@maxalex3661]

He's just unemployed.

[@layx99]

this guy wakes up at 8am, finishes the morning routine at 1pm

[@yaroslavsemenov5484]

Finishes doing his bed at 1 pm*

[@marfavasilevna24]

Как заправская уборщица))

[@chenchi6623]

🤣

[@odogjones4184]

*1 am

[@lovesure]

Full day routine

[@Spr1ngtap]

Bro got the Patrick Bateman morning routine starter pack💀💀💀

[@nickitaylor4828]

Definitely giving American psycho

[@Filmgeek_]

And though we can see flesh gripping his pillow, he simply isn't there

[@aintbuyinpremium8547]

Sigma

[@jat.vofficial]

Coming soon:
the chainsaw or🪓

[@Lil_Thick]

I came here to say this lol

[@user-cz3sf6hy7h]

Слишком идеальный,даже для самого себя😅

[@ArthurFonzza]

Nobody will ever love this man as much as this man loves this man.

[@didi3405]

😂

[@stormdog9169]

I figured it had to be a joke video, but who knows. There's really people out there like this guy, and they probably crave that UA-cam attention.

[@user-lv8vt8uv1q]

mindblowing😂

[@pure2291]

Sounds like a completely reasonable level of self love. If other people love you more than yourself then you are not making an effort to be a better person; and that is not to downplay the love of others but to make self love of utmost importance

[@starlightqueen2002]

@@pure2291you missed the funny part of the fun mate
Your that kind of person like some parents. Seeing a funny vid/comment and turning it into a lecture lolol

[@ferchwolf]

bro has more time in the morning than i have in my life

[@trynessmsinja7201]

True

[@cherysh6836]

😂😂😂

[@paolacastillootoya8904]

Do you like Phil Collins?

[@fireboltaz]

He doesn’t have kids. So yeah you have endless time to waste on dumb stuff

[@TuRaTic]

FO REEL HOMIE

[@AndrewBouchierUK]

by the time you've finished the routine it's time to go to bed, this man lives on cereal

[@Kikitheremixed]

😂😂 cereal and the steam from his iron

[@Mister_Pozetka]

When he gets tired and goes to bed
Bed: 🎉🎉💥💣🤯🤯🤯🧨💥

[@Og_Striker]

Boss: Why are you late?
Him: I was ironing my bed

[@sirbalin1253]

blud thinks he patrick bateman

[@NONSTaPBAPE]

Походу он сам босс

[@Duckcid.]

bro is the real life Patrick Bateman, just not a murderer

[@Xeme.]

As far as we know*

[@marlonthomas2713]

Are you sure about that?

[@camx3316]

We don't know that 💀

[@skyyguns]

He might be

[@tibettaciroglu6354]

nah he has a higher kill count than the unibomber@@skyyguns

[@fellah81]

He's the son every asian mom wants

[@h3ll0w0rld7]

"Jimmy, why don't you be more like your cousin"
The cousin:

[@RachelHophes]

As an asian... I can confirm this is 10000% true.

[@hanzhou2567]

你说的对

[@sorrynotsorry4myopinions590]

​@RachelHophes My Korean friend was just like " YUUUUUUUUUP " but you wouldn't be going for a jog, you got the bathroom and kitchen to clean first then the library " 😅😂

[@KieraRice-pg8zo]

frrrr
@@h3ll0w0rld7

[@annyGrin]

Мужчина дева: я нормальный
Также мужчина дева:

[@mAYAD-cx4oy]

what an effective 8 hours morning routine

[@saad1489]

LMFAO was thinking the same

[@WhosYouG]

More like

[@milansvancara]

@@WhosYouG well, not for employed people having useful stuff to do either way :D

[@weedPLUSmeEQUALShigh]

I think(hope) its a joke.

[@dio1018]

nope more , i brush my teeth , wash my face , go for a jog then take a bath and that's like 3-4 hours without breakfast@@WhosYouG

[@nicco2650]

after 12 hours of morning routine he can finally go to work

[@candiceogas4302]

😂

[@gaevlos1281]

what are you thinking, he doesnt work, bruh he a entrepreneur

[@amaribennett2277]

😭

[@Summerkillens]

or back to bed lol

[@cybersiku6846]

What kind of work could he do when he only ate a banana and yogurt? How can he be so buff when he barely are? I'm probably half his size and I would be hungry again in two hours

[@bigbooty-judyy]

he’s the type of person that enjoys the hotel bedsheets tucked in
goddamn 1.8k thanks guys

[@bi.fruitsalad]

Why is this so accurate

[@Bread4me]

BAHAH😭

[@crazzee247]

We call that a psycho

[@Earthlinglocated_2]

FR

[@RickAnd2Crows]

I feel attacked bc i like my sheets tucked i even tuck my comforter.i sleep like a mummy

[@MrCrazy-pp6fl]

Мне почему то тревожно становится, от того, как он заправляет кровать... Слишком перфекционистно

[@Squash445]

Bro really has the American psycho routine

[@visualtammy]

Right??? 😂 lol

[@01FrozenFuze]

Just about to say that man. He even kinda looks like him as well

[@peacful987]

Third comment .

[@lavendertiles]

😭

[@elderscrollslad3062]

​@@peacful987first reply to the third comment

[@blueish5063]

My guy really gifted his bed a ferrero rocher 💀

[@BadKommentator]

It was for the beautiful night they spent together :)

[@jnetwork3232]

Lmfaooo

[@raul-yd3ob]

I think it was for his future self

[@Ooogabogy]

My morning routine:
1. Wake up
2. Take my morning shit
3. Get out of bed

[@username2872]

Bro took shit before getting out of bed 💀

[@hb2434]

@@username2872bro realized the joke 💀

[@ehpotatoes]

I was laughing until I saw the last step 💀

[@user-gp5yh7eg4z]

Shit, wake up, lay in it just a bit longer

[@jwright5098]

Plot Twist: Bro has a stoma bag

[@ladashagibalova1516]

А почему никто еще не пошутил, что это типичное утро парня девы?

[@Na_tu_3re3]

Почему?

[@szilviemailje]

and his evening routine is making candle holders out of human skulls

[@caglayagmurr]

sounds fun tbh

[@Naturemiracle]

😅🎉

[@ccamilacedeno]

bro left himself a little chocolate on his pillow as a reward 😭

[@kianaperez3106]

Thats so cute😭

[@laurahughes1056]

No dogs in the house apparently. Unfortunate. My dogs are 90% of my joy right now.

[@jamesjohnstone2228]

​@@laurahughes1056imagine how many times a day he'd have to iron physically everything in his house, dude is weird

[@brigade7678]

@@laurahughes1056 that is a man that wouldn't let a dog greet them for fear of their hair clinging to his clothes and POSSIBLY getting on his furniture later

[@brigade7678]

@hnviejhiwdhnfwodfsdfdfs it's like....very normal for humans to want to pet dogs lmao. Far more than half the pop are obsessed with having some sort of pet. It's far more rare to see people with NO pets
And yeah it's weird to avoid the possibility of a few hairs in case it "infects" your clean home.

[@darakhshanhassan2785]

Patrick Bateman doesn't exi-

[@adrenaln2916]

how u know ?

[@ssyankee121]

Immediately thought the same

[@sok2511]

Bro murdered paul allen

[@guimagrazi]

I watched the movie last night, omg

[@embracethebright1587]

Excalty who this reminds me of 😂

[@Borsch1566]

После видоса закинул в себя 0.5 пивчанского

[@kenkioqqo]

Bro's living like a wealthy tech villain in a superhero movie.

[@gabrielzahradka6454]

Seriously! Doing the workout in long pants but no shirt is the spitting image of the wealthy tech villian.

[@ramimles]

the only morning routine that takes the entire day

[@RastoMast]

the only thing thats normal is sock sock shoe shoe

[@Alicenwndrlnd]

and as soon as he's done with his morning routine...he starts his night routine

[@user-fw3wf2cv4q]

😂😂😂😂

[@idk2465]

UNDERRATED

[@abuuhafsah]

💀

[@user-tx1di4lt1j]

Да,он начинает раздеваться и расправлять кровать😂😂😂. Я боюсь таких людей.

[@user-df8ng3gu6c]

Это мы все когда наши мамы на собрание😂

[@JeremyCarnahan]

Picking up strong American Psycho vibes.

[@danadane9287]

my immediate first reaction... 😂 no thank you..

[@anasrat]

Fr

[@rutumbarapriyadarshini6506]

Exactly.. I was about to comment the same thing 😅🤦🏻‍♀️

[@mateuszsypniewski632]

No shit

[@therealecho6342]

Nice to see Patrick Bateman still keeping up his routine

[@bela777]

my man puts a chocolate on his pillow like he's a hotel employee

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

It's so you come back to a treat before bed :3

[@wassim.trippn893]

​@@LatinaCreamQueenu don't eat before bed u already watched ur teeth lol

[@knuckle12356]

He saw it on a videotape. In fact, I'm late in returning some videotapes. Pardon me. Another time perhaps.

[@sai9507]

loool

[@Drey_doll]

@@wassim.trippn893 ahh so I should eat after I brush but my teeth but I shouldn’t if I’ve been watching them 👌🏽 ✅

[@user-cj4vj8qz1b]

I don’t take care of myself the way he takes care of his bed 😂

[@twicenightley]

That one unemployed friend on Tuesday.

[@1Marisol]

Omg, yes!!!😅

[@josibhoyoneil5958]

That one person you know?? Where the fuck do you come from

[@pathfinderson8244]

And we all jealous of him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PARCE93]

This joke is made on every single one of his videos

[@Slickreaper-22-]

@@pathfinderson8244nah

[@Nut883]

Mans got that Bateman morning routine

[@aasercheese5956]

Copied comment

[@ridiculous383]

So? You get itchy because of that? ​@@aasercheese5956

[@georgindapierce9655]

Fe

[@ronexyt147]

Iron ​@@georgindapierce9655

[@mitchellwinter4583]

Just Y

[@wolfiedsmpshorts9748]

Bro treats himself better in the morning then I do in a month. 😂😅

[@EPICLOGIE]

me in 6 years

[@twinturbo5429]

@@EPICLOGIEmy whole life 😢

[@literally_not_samiya]

in the who year😭

[@QwertyuiopQw-bb8em]

Воss:Why are you late?
I:I ironed the bed boss

[@maxwellgrimsley]

That man handled those sheets like they were the love of his life 😭🤚

[@ranachowdhury7350]

Yeah 😂

[@hris164]

Yeah, the sheets and his face is the only thing he'll ever love and touch. You're not far from the truth

[@therosemarie]

Cause he's trying to handle the love of his life on those sheets.

[@delailaheuberger]

If I’d make my bed like that, I’d be sleeping on the floor for the next two years.

[@rakanahmed4000]

Last time i saw an iron was like 5 yrs ago

[@j1i688]

The bed would be way too perfect to touch 😂

[@tirthrajsingh6874]

lmao

[@TheVidiotz]

U.S. Army: hahaha

[@arvt_]

sweatpants for life ​@@rakanahmed4000

[@unluckytourist]

"There is nothing disorderly about my obsessive compulsiveness"

[@boxiebaby]

underrated comment

[@matcha_mochi]

"OCD" is not an adjective; and more to the point, it is not a synonym for fastidious or anal-retentive.
- Bell, 2010

[@TEMIRLAN774]

Каждая мама нуждается в таком сыне

[@arianapaelle]

bros morning routine is cleaner then my whole life 💀💀

[@azmah1507]

lol

[@tasnifrahman2486]

You can't convince me he's not a serial killer.

[@iluvgalbi]

lol

[@DumaKey]

Non, juste un maniaco dépressif ! 😅

[@LowGodd]

Homie watched American Psycho once and made it his whole personality

[@Spence_622]

🤣💀💀

[@gripnrip5633]

Just what I was thinking 🤦🏽

[@user-eo6wc5ni9u]

Exactly my thought

[@daftfunk]

everybody is pretentious nowadays it's annoying fr

[@orelotus]

Idk if this comments a joke but I think he's done this before watching American Psycho.

[@morz666]

А потом он забыл про конфету под подушкой и на утро вся кровать в коричневых какашках

[@nikunjraghav9680]

My psychiatrist: Real life Patrick Bateman doesn't exist so he can't hurt you
Real life Patrick...😢

[@Kennedygoering]

Noooo ok hear me out
I’m In love with him but idk why.
Is it because he gives young Christian Bale vibes?
Is it because he’s probably a serial killer ?
HELP idk

[@Gotouchgrass69]

​@@KennedygoeringHey atleast the real one is not a killer

[@eloahallamkettles5553]

omg i was legit like : oh lovely american psycho

[@user-jw8rr3zy8y]

You have no problems if this bothers you

[@user-wg9sk5rv3x]

Тот самый сын маминой подруги

[@Smollfoxy]

dude does more in a morning than i do in a year

[@tonyvelasquez6776]

This is the definition of living for external validation instead of internal validation

[@gabrielsierra6344]

And this is the only time he does it in a yead

[@graydenmajerus5117]

My like was for 999 remember me ✌️

[@TheGreatWall22]

​@@tonyvelasquez6776aka American paycho

[@ofallnames]

Don’t worry dude he doesn’t actually produce anything, work, or contribute to society. He exists in his own bubble that he organizes to feel self worth

[@Principality_Of_Zeon]

“Bro, you’re not Patrick Bateman.”
Bro in question:

[@Homie_whattt]

Lmaooo

[@GoldenLoyd]

Ну короче слишком долго и эстетично. Вердикт - идёт он лесом 🗿

[@Lookingforjam]

Man finishes his "morning routine" at 5 pm

[@DannySizzle89]

"Why are you 4 hours late to work, John?"

[@Yaboydaan]

I was Busy with my face mask ~John

[@wardonx887]

John: "Im gonna kill you."

[@juroen6134]

Only 4? I think he doesnt work at all, lives on daddies money.

[@ALEX-on4or]

Prob one of those dicks who gets up at like 4

[@polestarriol4253]

@@juroen6134this reeks of jealousy and loser who has never done anything in his life

[@AlchemistOfHecate]

Now let's see Paul Allen's morning routine

[@charlesredhead1060]

Underrated comment

[@user-gg2te2vz7i]

About him he's kinda dead😂

[@BeachHead]

@@charlesredhead1060 its only been 10 hours let it cook lol, I believe.

[@tompigford]

​@@user-gg2te2vz7i no, i had dinner in London with Paul Allen just 10 days ago.

[@Turfhill]

Hahahahahaha

[@elvira_sss]

Если у кого-то возникает вопрос, что не так с парнем - девой, то вот
..

[@user-mj9dd9gg6b]

No one will ever love this man as much as he loves himself

[@karolsiwek72]

Well, he’s happy.

[@claudette6731]

Yeah. He is 100% psychopath or narcissist...or both.

[@Four-of-Six]

@@claudette6731 Reminds me of that movie 'American Psycho"......

[@gio.7748]

@@claudette6731or he’s a nice guy

[@rodrigoreina8212]

​@@claudette6731damn loving urself bow makes u a bad person hahaha

[@Itz_Unknown097]

Bro has that Patrick Bateman and Kira Yoshikage routine and that ironing the bedsheets part, a certified psychopathic serial killer 💀

[@MmmMMmoh]

Exactly bro💀

[@JoeMama-1diot]

He’s also a white guy, that’s triple points for serial killer

[@soulxodub]

Average unemployed friend on a Tuesday:

[@Talenteer]

nah, thats an average serial killer/crypto curencer who actually can do it
and unemployed friend would play on pc all the time in their parents house

[@babababababububububu]

​@@Talenteertop 10 most serious person of all time

[@didzens]

Well they don't say boredom is dangerous for nothing lol

[@user-hp7sg1dw4c]

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