Two 40 Year Old Simps Protect Their Egirl on Fortnite (Birdman Stream Highlights)
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Let me catch my 40 year old dads simping for an egirl on fortnite
Dads
@Brother Reza Why you gotta do your own blood like that
Dads?
Tomorrow Happy lmao
*married egirl
ILL STOP YOU RIGHT THERE SHESS TAKEN HaPpIlY
Cbar65 dude back off😐
@@locoluc *points* HAHAHAHABAHAH
That guy that said “I’m a potato” sounds like he drinks soy milk every hour and has a nose ring
😂😂😂😂
@@nqhil9185 sounds about right a total soy boi
I deadass got second-hand embarrassment from this video
I felt uncomfortable just listening to them 🤦♂️
Bird man was being rly cringe in this Ik it was pretty embarrassing
@@christianwaters3437 you're weird buddy
Christian Waters nice try simp
@@christianwaters3437 hi simp
“Were not worried abt him” damn thats tuff
Kingman27Q he was pissed lmaooo
Kingman27Q the disrespect 😂😂
“im a potato” like dude shut up, you’re not funny that was some cringe ass humor😂
Funny asf lmao
Kingman27Q Lmfaoooo
birdman’s start of conversation goes like this:
“are you a girl or a boy?”
“are you below or over the age of 18?”
the most important questions to ask so you don't catch a case online
birdman taking tips from professor oak
Right.. why is that of any importance.. hopefully my guy bird ain’t tryina bag bitches on fortnite 🤔
Ah yes, the perfect pickup line
Aye I like ya pfp
Homie said “lemme stop you right there” 💀😂😂😂
yeah lemme stop you right here
Acted like he was gon do something too 😂
@@deadpicklechinahboi4777 i will do somthing whats up
@@zacharymilke9084 I'm not talkin bout you dude chill tryin fight me on UA-cam
@@deadpicklechinahboi4777 ill pull up
They are her 2 dads.
😂💀
at least that's more respectable
Roman Bellic pimps*
those two people were so cringeworthy, worst part was when he said “you have 0% chance with her”
Chrisman no it was bad at “I’m a potato” if you actually say that your getting no puss.
0.0% (not sure why he couldnt just say 0)
@@TylerPourteau Hahaha that needs to be a challenge. The get puss by potato challenge .
Nah he said 0.0%
@@TylerPourteau lol he says that as if he is trying to be funny.
Me and ALL the homies hate Jarls.
Robert Davis og comment
JARL04
Fuck Larry and fuck jarl
Comrade Yuri agreed
Fuck alunz jarl and Larry
“I’m a potato”
“We’re not worried about him”
Best part 😂
Its crazy that he is like 40 and is saying "I'm a potato" like a 14 year old isn't that cringe.
@@cukman1643he’s saying it like he’s some sort of fucking retard too😭
Let me catch my dad simping in fortnite
Pozz brate 😂
Lux Matrix pozdrav brate
No name LMFAOO
Idemo Niiis
Boz bosnaa
“I’m a potato”
The virgin call
Grown ass man sayin 3rd grade humor lmao
They got genuinely upset when a stranger questioned their relationship status on Fortnite. Imagine that
buddy spent no time hitting him with the "SHE'S HAPPILY TAKEN AND MARRIED, THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
@X Live they're kind of pathetic
No its funny bc that wasnt even the question
I can’t get enough of your vids bruh they funny as hell lol.
Go pack go
Only real ones know the story of jarlonstorm04 😂😂😂😂
Dat boi jarl😹
Catfishing 1.5k viewers
Fool was weird
Fool got destroyed
Xcel_K5 ayeee Jarltic04 a completely different man
You need to calculate their miles of meat 🥩
Jake Bryant it’s zero
It’s prolly negative
The Random Guy, it’s miles of rubber cause they getting fucked by strapons
It's 0.00
@@Sedorik all these comments killing me
In case you were wondering who the GOAT is, it’s Johnny Sins.
My favorite actor
They her bodyguards lmaoo
I love how hard Birdman pushes, and people just continue to get unknowingly used.
u be streaming too late bro im going to have to start setting alarms to wake up and watch
Owen Pusinsky you missing some good shit bro
HONOR Legacy is it on UA-cam or twitch
Sam Knox twitch
Bro if y’all wanted to know his gamer tag happens to be “baconkingttv”
Xbox btw he does stream too
ISSA CACH what’s his Twitter
ISSA CACH yes his twitch is just BaconKing
@@blaydv2242 twitter.com/baconkingttv
God damn y'all should be private investigators
Never clicked so fast on a YT notification
yeah and you also live off the goverment
This man really just stepped in and said "I'm gonna stop you right there, she's happily married."
Bruh, no one even had their sword at the ready and this guy came in on horseback like "I'll protect you thy fair maiden!". This man that Jedi Order level of simp.
Only real ones on the second channel
This shit was so sad I almost cried for society's down fall
0:48 LMAOO THEY SAID NO IN UNISON IM DEAD
Simp robots
Not their first “rodeo” probably 😂
You can tell she thought the whole thing was funny as hell too 😂she woulda prolly engaged if Simp 1 and 2 didn't block
Looking for a step sis
Milkmoney12 (ethot)
VyoleNt (Simp #1)
BaconKingTTV (Simp #2)
Here you go.
lol nice try bro im a dude if u want to call me girl ill pull up bro
Zachary Milke you the simp in the video?
@@criticalrush7419 lol no, its just dumb if you think this guys in the right, but your probly do cause your a brady fan lol
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Zachary Milke “if you want to call me girl” ok Milkmoney. And brady the 🐐. Whatchu know about sports soy boy?
@@criticalrush7419 lol once again its not me a tom bradys garbgage lol im watch football and yes my favriot team is the pat btw and i do have a pats tat and no im not a banwagoner tb12 sucks glad hes gone
“Is he in here...then who cares?” LMFAOOOOOOO
Like she can't speak for herself that's the real disrespect let her fight her own battle I mean fuck its fortnite
I was watching a bird man video but bird man uploaded
This man said "im a potato 👁️👄👁️"
lmaoo
Let me catch my son simpin for a married female smh.
plot twist two gay guys adopted a girl and its father daughter fortnite
Yo who else came from the main channel video?
wow she never played video games before he asked : "did she mute me?" and 2 seconds later she says "yeah I muted him"
"I'm a potato" that shit is hilarious, but for some reason I couldn't laugh.
It's the mvp: SIMP!
HELLOO????!!? Bird man need to calm tf down
who’s here from the main channel?
Bruh I saw this live on stream yesterday it was hilarious
Was it really Wayne Joyner
@@ethanmaxwell2235 yes
Was it really Wayne Joyner
1:05 Even she was laughing in the background
Do clitology video
1:40 Lol wanted yo make sure you were below 18
1:26 “I can hear you, idiot.” 😭😂😂😂😭😭🤤
Her: “Hello?”
Birdman: “Hello?”
Her: Aight
Birdman: “Did you mute me bitch?”
I fucking died 😂😂😂😂
They were partied with her is whats funny. When she said "ok lets go" they went and dipped with her. Sounds like you think they just met each other in that match but watching this video they were obviously playing with each other before. So their friends. So I don't get whats weird about it at all. Your just taking it from the wrong angle homie. And why you getting mad over some simp as guys trying to chase some tail online? Who gives a fuck. This shit probably happens every second in fortnight. Majority of people playing fortnight are children/teens. Not even 18.
Tbh being a simp at any age Is bad. I was getting girls since middle school and never had to put them on a pedestal instead the opposite.
This gave me some 2014-2016 Birdman vibes
you really have to stop uploading these clips of you interacting with people on fornite its always cringe
You wanna see REAL cringe?
The sound of the guy’s voices are feminine. Quite obvious what their political views are
Actually it’s not but ok
Yo I think my simp meter blew up
“Did you mute me bitch ?” 😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏽♂️💨💨
The way he says hello
We all witnessed the most ridiculous thing on fortnite lmao
Birdman: wait hold on
Girl: what are we holding?
Jarl you know. You an og if you remotely know wtf is going on.
This is actually quite disgusting LMAOOOO
Imagine being a grown man and saying 'I'm a potato' to make a female laugh
I bust out laughing when he said "did u mute me bitch?"
Damaging blow when he said
"Is that you?"
"Well Houston, looks like we cannot save this world, activate plasma laser in 5 seconds"
"Rougher that!"
*Destroys core of earth*
What time does he stream (EST)??
He streams whenever he feels like it but it’s always super late like 1am
We not worried about him 💀💀💀💀
Oh my god the chat when they start defending her
so disrespectful to the women...it's like she's a women she canť speak for herself, let me jump in, I know words...
Damn bro they're true beta
By the order of the jarl stop right there!
"I DON'T SEE HIM!?" lmao
bruh u really need to stop playin fortnite. play anything but that game pls. amma vomit
People who mute you then start talking shit are so special
Can more girls start playing fortnight so we can get more stream highlights?
Just when I thought eugene's were going extinct 🤦🏿♂️
I feel like these are the same people that would be bully hunters
What makes this more funny, is that it’s all in fortnite
Yea I muted him NO YOU DIDNT LMAOOOO
Make this a series please. This is amazing
I love this so much, I have watched this like 5 times.
lmao this is 2020, r.i.p simpworld, il stop you right there shes married ok ,,,,, so stop mate we are waiting inline, you are 5th, incase they brake up.
I just turned 40 and there’s no way I would EVER do anything like that. I have dignity.
When neither of them are her husband lmao
Damn watching the chat call him a simp is truly great
Lmaooooooo
these simp videos have been great
Everybody in this video is cringe , beginning to end
This shit is legendary man
I was here for this it was funny as FUCK
Bro was this on PlayStation I will find and embarrass these disgraces edit: I forgot this game was cross-play when I typed this and I wasn’t paying attention
You got 0.0 chance to got her
doing gods work
lol how that i would love to know
Man's really said "l'll stop you right there" like he's a fucking bodyguard
This is called having friends
nOOOOOO birdman twitch is gone
fucking gold
The audio is off. Shit weird
Older adults playing fn:
Birdman: yo hold up what the fuc?
How far have Superman and Batman fallen!? Lol.
40 year old guys: simp
Birdman: So you have chosen death
Let me catch my 40 year old son on fortnite saying he’s a potato
lol its funny shes a friend of a friend lol its funny your embarrassing your self lol not getting help from me cause im bad at the game lol