This man really just stepped in and said "I'm gonna stop you right there, she's happily married." Bruh, no one even had their sword at the ready and this guy came in on horseback like "I'll protect you thy fair maiden!". This man that Jedi Order level of simp.
@@criticalrush7419 lol once again its not me a tom bradys garbgage lol im watch football and yes my favriot team is the pat btw and i do have a pats tat and no im not a banwagoner tb12 sucks glad hes gone
Let me catch my 40 year old dads simping for an egirl on fortnite
Dads
@Brother Reza Why you gotta do your own blood like that
Dads?
Tomorrow Happy lmao
*married egirl
ILL STOP YOU RIGHT THERE SHESS TAKEN HaPpIlY
Cbar65 dude back off😐
@@locoluc *points* HAHAHAHABAHAH
That guy that said “I’m a potato” sounds like he drinks soy milk every hour and has a nose ring
😂😂😂😂
@@nqhil9185 sounds about right a total soy boi
“Were not worried abt him” damn thats tuff
Kingman27Q he was pissed lmaooo
Kingman27Q the disrespect 😂😂
“im a potato” like dude shut up, you’re not funny that was some cringe ass humor😂
Funny asf lmao
Kingman27Q Lmfaoooo
birdman’s start of conversation goes like this:
“are you a girl or a boy?”
“are you below or over the age of 18?”
the most important questions to ask so you don't catch a case online
birdman taking tips from professor oak
Right.. why is that of any importance.. hopefully my guy bird ain’t tryina bag bitches on fortnite 🤔
Ah yes, the perfect pickup line
Aye I like ya pfp
I deadass got second-hand embarrassment from this video
I felt uncomfortable just listening to them 🤦♂️
Bird man was being rly cringe in this Ik it was pretty embarrassing
@@christianwaters3437 you're weird buddy
Christian Waters nice try simp
@@christianwaters3437 hi simp
Homie said “lemme stop you right there” 💀😂😂😂
yeah lemme stop you right here
Acted like he was gon do something too 😂
@@deadpicklechinahboi4777 i will do somthing whats up
@@zacharymilke9084 I'm not talkin bout you dude chill tryin fight me on UA-cam
@@deadpicklechinahboi4777 ill pull up
They are her 2 dads.
😂💀
at least that's more respectable
Roman Bellic pimps*
those two people were so cringeworthy, worst part was when he said “you have 0% chance with her”
Chrisman no it was bad at “I’m a potato” if you actually say that your getting no puss.
0.0% (not sure why he couldnt just say 0)
@@TylerPourteau Hahaha that needs to be a challenge. The get puss by potato challenge .
Nah he said 0.0%
@@TylerPourteau lol he says that as if he is trying to be funny.
“I’m a potato”
The virgin call
Grown ass man sayin 3rd grade humor lmao
“I’m a potato”
“We’re not worried about him”
Best part 😂
Its crazy that he is like 40 and is saying "I'm a potato" like a 14 year old isn't that cringe.
@@cukman1643he’s saying it like he’s some sort of fucking retard too😭
Let me catch my dad simping in fortnite
Pozz brate 😂
Lux Matrix pozdrav brate
No name LMFAOO
Idemo Niiis
Boz bosnaa
I can’t get enough of your vids bruh they funny as hell lol.
Go pack go
Me and ALL the homies hate Jarls.
Robert Davis og comment
JARL04
Fuck Larry and fuck jarl
Comrade Yuri agreed
Fuck alunz jarl and Larry
You need to calculate their miles of meat 🥩
Jake Bryant it’s zero
It’s prolly negative
The Random Guy, it’s miles of rubber cause they getting fucked by strapons
It's 0.00
@@Sedorik all these comments killing me
Only real ones know the story of jarlonstorm04 😂😂😂😂
Dat boi jarl😹
Catfishing 1.5k viewers
Fool was weird
Fool got destroyed
Xcel_K5 ayeee Jarltic04 a completely different man
In case you were wondering who the GOAT is, it’s Johnny Sins.
My favorite actor
This man really just stepped in and said "I'm gonna stop you right there, she's happily married."
Bruh, no one even had their sword at the ready and this guy came in on horseback like "I'll protect you thy fair maiden!". This man that Jedi Order level of simp.
I love how hard Birdman pushes, and people just continue to get unknowingly used.
40 year old guys: simp
Birdman: So you have chosen death
This shit was so sad I almost cried for society's down fall
They her bodyguards lmaoo
Only real ones on the second channel
“Is he in here...then who cares?” LMFAOOOOOOO
Never clicked so fast on a YT notification
yeah and you also live off the goverment
0:48 LMAOO THEY SAID NO IN UNISON IM DEAD
Simp robots
Not their first “rodeo” probably 😂
You can tell she thought the whole thing was funny as hell too 😂she woulda prolly engaged if Simp 1 and 2 didn't block
This gave me some 2014-2016 Birdman vibes
Bro if y’all wanted to know his gamer tag happens to be “baconkingttv”
Xbox btw he does stream too
ISSA CACH what’s his Twitter
ISSA CACH yes his twitch is just BaconKing
@@blaydv2242 twitter.com/baconkingttv
God damn y'all should be private investigators
I was watching a bird man video but bird man uploaded
The way he says hello
u be streaming too late bro im going to have to start setting alarms to wake up and watch
Owen Pusinsky you missing some good shit bro
HONOR Legacy is it on UA-cam or twitch
Sam Knox twitch
This man said "im a potato 👁️👄👁️"
lmaoo
Birdman: wait hold on
Girl: what are we holding?
1:05 Even she was laughing in the background
It's the mvp: SIMP!
wow she never played video games before he asked : "did she mute me?" and 2 seconds later she says "yeah I muted him"
What makes this more funny, is that it’s all in fortnite
Damaging blow when he said
"Is that you?"
Damn watching the chat call him a simp is truly great
When bird man said some “did you mute me bitch?” That shit got me
"I'm a potato" that shit is hilarious, but for some reason I couldn't laugh.
Make this a series please. This is amazing
1:26 “I can hear you, idiot.” 😭😂😂😂😭😭🤤
Man's really said "l'll stop you right there" like he's a fucking bodyguard
Her: “Hello?”
Birdman: “Hello?”
Her: Aight
Birdman: “Did you mute me bitch?”
I fucking died 😂😂😂😂
"Well Houston, looks like we cannot save this world, activate plasma laser in 5 seconds"
"Rougher that!"
*Destroys core of earth*
plot twist two gay guys adopted a girl and its father daughter fortnite
I bust out laughing when he said "did u mute me bitch?"
Oh my god the chat when they start defending her
Bruh I saw this live on stream yesterday it was hilarious
Was it really Wayne Joyner
@@ethanmaxwell2235 yes
Was it really Wayne Joyner
When he said “we dont worry bout him” it was over
We all witnessed the most ridiculous thing on fortnite lmao
"I DON'T SEE HIM!?" lmao
Looking for a step sis
“Did you mute me bitch ?” 😂😂😂😂😂🏃🏽♂️💨💨
Let me catch my son simpin for a married female smh.
I feel like these are the same people that would be bully hunters
Like she can't speak for herself that's the real disrespect let her fight her own battle I mean fuck its fortnite
I love this so much, I have watched this like 5 times.
We not worried about him 💀💀💀💀
"He even a grown ass man doing this sh** too"😂😂👏
By the order of the jarl stop right there!
Yo I think my simp meter blew up
“Is he here?” Lmaooooo real king shit
these simp videos have been great
The chat blowing up when my man says “she’s taken happily” 🤣🤣🤣
HELLOO????!!? Bird man need to calm tf down
Bruh had to get past the gatekeepers to get to the final boss type shit.
This is called having friends
Older adults playing fn:
Birdman: yo hold up what the fuc?
doing gods work
lol how that i would love to know
Milkmoney12 (ethot)
VyoleNt (Simp #1)
BaconKingTTV (Simp #2)
Here you go.
lol nice try bro im a dude if u want to call me girl ill pull up bro
Zachary Milke you the simp in the video?
@@criticalrush7419 lol no, its just dumb if you think this guys in the right, but your probly do cause your a brady fan lol
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Zachary Milke “if you want to call me girl” ok Milkmoney. And brady the 🐐. Whatchu know about sports soy boy?
@@criticalrush7419 lol once again its not me a tom bradys garbgage lol im watch football and yes my favriot team is the pat btw and i do have a pats tat and no im not a banwagoner tb12 sucks glad hes gone
Imagine being a grown man and saying 'I'm a potato' to make a female laugh
Yo who else came from the main channel video?
1:40 Lol wanted yo make sure you were below 18
Just when I thought eugene's were going extinct 🤦🏿♂️
who’s here from the main channel?
Yea I muted him NO YOU DIDNT LMAOOOO
People who mute you then start talking shit are so special
When neither of them are her husband lmao
We need another stream bird
I said this once ima say it again.
Fortnite is a goldmine for birdman content holy shit this too funny
You can tell Birdman reacted in this one.
This shit is legendary man
Jesus one of them sounds BLA-
BLAND!
I declare war on all simps don't ever disrespect our king
This Clip is instant classic
Damn bro they're true beta
This is actually quite disgusting LMAOOOO
How far have Superman and Batman fallen!? Lol.
I just turned 40 and there’s no way I would EVER do anything like that. I have dignity.
What are the odds of this happening holy shit
Simps on Fortnite, well I did expect that.
I'm pretty sure there's only one person qualified to say whether she's taken "happily".
Let me catch my 40 year old son on fortnite saying he’s a potato
Man said I’m a potato tf
Simps Shots fired from all directions
This man Birdman is funny as the fuck 😂
Lmao he took off the protector
They need to listen to lil nuggets song