Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - Spoiler Review

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  • Опубліковано 20 гру 2019
  • Chris Stuckmann reviews Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, starring Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Lupita Nyong’o, Domhnall Gleeson, Keri Russell, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams. Directed by J.J. Abrams.
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  • @lebronjames635
    @lebronjames635 4 роки тому +6168

    They should’ve written all three movies before making one of them

    • @Zeriel00
      @Zeriel00 4 роки тому +309

      Let's just hire a bunch of women with no writing background and a puppet director instead, because Cathlyn Kennedy is in charge and the force is female

    • @EclecticMystic
      @EclecticMystic 4 роки тому +239

      Or at least had an outline skeleton, so that the themes would work over 3 films.

    • @nucciboy1
      @nucciboy1 4 роки тому +75

      @@EclecticMystic Pretty sure this is a lesson they will never forget...I'd even imagine the marketing for the next set will be "We really know where we are going to end it before we start"

    • @loading2112
      @loading2112 4 роки тому +118

      isn't it a general knowledge that Abrams already created a storyline for the sequel trilogy? then Ruin Johnson came and ditched everything Abrams made to create his shitfest movie.

    • @nucciboy1
      @nucciboy1 4 роки тому +41

      loading2112 there lies the issue. Changing midstream screws the outline

  • @GregCoconut
    @GregCoconut 4 роки тому +1877

    Star Wars Ep9. - You think that character just died, wait 5 minutes.

    • @timothyjerrow3854
      @timothyjerrow3854 4 роки тому +79

      Took the Emperor 30 years lol but your right, apparently no one ever dies in Star Wars. 🤷‍♂️

    • @thelorax4790
      @thelorax4790 4 роки тому +47

      Star Wars episode 9: 142 minutes of very predictable twists
      Edit: except for the lineage thing (kinda)

    • @mitzack
      @mitzack 4 роки тому +18

      Felt like I was watching a Michael Bay Transformers movie in that sense!

    • @Dave-jr9sp
      @Dave-jr9sp 4 роки тому +3

      @@mitzack Exactly!

    • @AdenaKaiba
      @AdenaKaiba 4 роки тому +18

      Except if your name is Kylo/Ben, then F you. - JJ, probably

  • @gbrow1604
    @gbrow1604 3 роки тому +2177

    SOMEHOW Palpatine returned.
    Funniest line of the movie.

    • @geetadhumane5793
      @geetadhumane5793 3 роки тому +109

      Poor Oscar had to say this....

    • @Towkeeyoh
      @Towkeeyoh 3 роки тому +89

      I personally would like to think that it wasn't scripted. Oscar was just thinking aloud.
      Agreeing with the audience as we rolled our eyes to the back of our heads.

    • @nathyngoss3132
      @nathyngoss3132 3 роки тому +24

      Also most painfully accurate line of the movie...and most 4th wall breaking

    • @TCZ17090
      @TCZ17090 3 роки тому +3

      Psssh, funniest line is: “Nav can’t tell which way is up out there.” I was audibly wheezing from the stupidity of that idea. Here’s a thought, look out the window, install a helium balloon, drop anything and then go the opposite direction in which it fell, I mean for crying out loud. They don’t know how to go up, this trilogy can go take a swan dive into a dumpster fire

    • @gbrow1604
      @gbrow1604 3 роки тому +4

      @@vapo377 No one would have complained of the movie gave a good explanation.

  • @plcthelegacy4131
    @plcthelegacy4131 3 роки тому +871

    "Starwars was one of the few things I could connect with my father on..."
    Wow, after seeing Chris' Jehovah's Witness video, this punches the gut even more.
    Stay strong Chris.

    • @CubingEncoded
      @CubingEncoded 3 роки тому +51

      With context, all these small quotes make so much sense. It would be crazy to see Chris on something like JRE but his story is fascinating

    • @wyattmilliken3320
      @wyattmilliken3320 3 роки тому +2

      @@CubingEncoded
      Why would you want a scumbag interviewing him?

    • @ernestkulyk5466
      @ernestkulyk5466 3 роки тому +3

      @@wyattmilliken3320 Care to share some context?

    • @tirthchaudhari1847
      @tirthchaudhari1847 2 роки тому

      @@ernestkulyk5466 no clue must be hater of jre

    • @WheresPoochie
      @WheresPoochie Рік тому +2

      @@ernestkulyk5466 Chris grew up in a Jehovah’s Witness family and they generally frown upon most popular media; he was even nearly excommunicated due to having done a review on Thor since it was about a pagan character.
      Watch his full video on leaving the JW cult.

  • @connervaluch1058
    @connervaluch1058 4 роки тому +2387

    The biggest mistake with the trilogy was using two different directors.

    • @LASAGNA_LARRY
      @LASAGNA_LARRY 4 роки тому +306

      Yeah wtf. No wonder it had no cohesiveness. If J J Abrams directed all 3, I’m sure it would’ve been way better...

    • @danieldabrowski1344
      @danieldabrowski1344 4 роки тому +205

      In original trilogy they have been three directors

    • @Dylan-fd5fd
      @Dylan-fd5fd 4 роки тому +7

      The number one reason 100%

    • @martinbuhrer3893
      @martinbuhrer3893 4 роки тому +238

      Daniel Dabrowski They had three different directors, but they were written by the same guy. The problem with the sequel trilogy was that there wasn't one big outline of the story.

    • @nelliekat403
      @nelliekat403 4 роки тому +94

      Daniel Dabrowski Lucas was in charge, it was his story. Rian and JJ went in different directions and JJ’s movie canceled Rian’s in many aspects and vice vicera.

  • @fandlpetroleum
    @fandlpetroleum 4 роки тому +6437

    Kylo Ren is the hero of this trilogy.

    • @laurenr1629
      @laurenr1629 4 роки тому +473

      Rufus of UFOMG! Adam Driver reminds me of Ewan McGregor even though they weren’t always given the best lines they shine acting wise and both add depth to their characters

    • @loope9421
      @loope9421 4 роки тому +69

      How??? He killed Han Solo and his character went nowhere!

    • @flamey223
      @flamey223 4 роки тому +255

      Guadalupe Garcia watch the fuckin movie

    • @jooyoungkang3858
      @jooyoungkang3858 4 роки тому +58

      SomeWeirdoPig YT at least he got coochie before he died

    • @natsudragion7790
      @natsudragion7790 4 роки тому +59

      Kylo is a joke. His motivations as a character is hilariously bad over the trilogy

  • @zackhayes1268
    @zackhayes1268 3 роки тому +650

    I felt absolutely nothing when Rey pulled out the second lightsaber and pushed the emperors lightning back.

    • @jacookie9707
      @jacookie9707 3 роки тому +106

      I lost part of my soul watching that scene specifically. I remember thinking about all of the major events in Star Wars, looking up at the screen and realizing that Rey raising one hand with a nonsense one-liner was the culmination and result of all that effort. Just couldn’t believe how dumb it was.

    • @ogsloppnbiscuiitz1108
      @ogsloppnbiscuiitz1108 3 роки тому +13

      @@jacookie9707 factsss lol

    • @AviChetriArtwork
      @AviChetriArtwork 3 роки тому +2

      Same. It felt like a badass line from a 90s film - like Speed.

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken 3 роки тому +41

      @@jacookie9707 That scene is worthless and meaningless, a dumb rip-off of Avengers without any substance to it. I hate that they brought back Palpatine, BUT I would've forgiven that if the final fight against him had some meaning, if it had something different than the OT.
      I was expecting Rey and Ben to fight him together, using the Dyad's power or balancing Light and Dark in the Force or some interesting shit like that, instead we got nothing. Why did they even redeemed Ben and make him go to Exegol if they didn't want to use him in the final fight? lmao

    • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
      @Corn_Pone_Flicks 3 роки тому +18

      They basically undid the victory of Anakin over Palpatine and giving his life for his son to replace it with a scene where the Emperor shoots himself in the face and dies. If you're going to overturn an ending, you kind of owe it to the previous film to replace it with something at least equally as good.

  • @freetoplay1073
    @freetoplay1073 3 роки тому +664

    Chris: My Father Hates Movies
    Me a year ago: Why?
    Me on Jan 11 2021: Oh I Understand Now

    • @Danjoker.
      @Danjoker. 3 роки тому +40

      But I don't understand how his father loves Star Wars since they have different "religions" in Star Wars.

    • @freetoplay1073
      @freetoplay1073 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheYCS08 just search up “Chris Stuckmann Jan 11 2021

    • @virtualworldaddict301
      @virtualworldaddict301 3 роки тому +7

      I was wondering when these comments would start showing up.

    • @fabiancalderon6729
      @fabiancalderon6729 3 роки тому

      I don't get it

    • @virtualworldaddict301
      @virtualworldaddict301 3 роки тому +6

      @@fabiancalderon6729 watch Chris's video on the jehova witnesses. It'll make sense after that.

  • @annelisesunwall
    @annelisesunwall 4 роки тому +4351

    This trilogy was like a group presentation that the group members didn’t talk to each other about or plan before winging it in front of the class

    • @hadriangonzalez607
      @hadriangonzalez607 4 роки тому +130

      You know even those have more consistency than these films.

    • @MichelleD10S
      @MichelleD10S 4 роки тому +37

      I literally said this exact thing when I left the movie, it also felt like a debate between three people rather than a movie which was horrible

    • @withalittlehelpfrom3
      @withalittlehelpfrom3 4 роки тому +52

      And somehow the same guy did the beginning and end, but actually contradicted his own beginning in the end!

    • @trinigirl86
      @trinigirl86 4 роки тому +7

      Wow. This a thousand times.

    • @midnight-2021
      @midnight-2021 4 роки тому +3

      They ripped off from so many movies in this trilogy and even ripped off from the original Star Trek TV series in the 1960s. This whole healing wounds is from an episode from an old Star Trek TV show back in the 1960s and we can also make the case that with Luke, Leia and Ben dying from the force with using force powers that they never used before caused them to die because of doing something that they never did before. In this same episode from this woman healing people in that old Star Trek episode she losses her own energy everytime she uses this and it destroyed her. JJ Abrams used these 2 ideas from Gene Roddenberry. Not a surprise since he worked for Gene Roddenberry in Star Trek starting with the next generation TV series.

  • @osloschaller7251
    @osloschaller7251 4 роки тому +2840

    The sequel trilogy was more of a battle between two directors if anything.

    • @isgrinch1
      @isgrinch1 4 роки тому +173

      OsloplaysOboe 22 If they would have brought another director besides J.J. who was capable of thinking about Star Wars beyond “isn’t Star Wars so fun and cool?!”, he (or she) could have expanded upon what TLJ was about and not felt personally offended that Rian didn’t make the sequel that J.J. would have made.

    • @1997residente
      @1997residente 4 роки тому +84

      @@isgrinch1 yep. You can be professional. You don't need to like or dislike TLJ. Just be competent with the conclussion. Bring someone like Alex Garland or i don't know, someone Who is passionated and has storytelling skills. Just don't end for the sake of ending. Both TFA and TLJ (even Rogue one) felt like passion projects. Solo and this one feel like obligations.

    • @kboi1170
      @kboi1170 4 роки тому +131

      @@isgrinch1
      I completely disagree, if there was someone that *shouldn't* have been brought on board it was Rian Johnson.
      JJ set up the story with TFA but Rian completely disregarded everything he set up and wrote JJ into a corner with TLJ.
      Basically Rian completely disrespected everything JJ made, threw it out the window, then JJ tried his best to fix it with this last movie.

    • @lt.boltzmann4116
      @lt.boltzmann4116 4 роки тому +14

      Treverrow was supposed to be the director but the higher up of the Disney they didn't like what he is doing for being "too risky" so they brought back Jar Jar as a safer bet.

    • @celaestisamory1834
      @celaestisamory1834 4 роки тому +4

      @@kboi1170 why did they even ping pong between directors? And anyway j thought the writers of the GoT show were supposed to direct something Star Wars 😂

  • @oelaty9116
    @oelaty9116 3 роки тому +289

    Chris talking about his dad hating movies is a lot darker now, for those who don’t know, Chris just recently came out about his background, his parents are Jehovah’s Witnesses and they look down on him for his passion (movies) especially as Chris left the religion and doesn’t support it at all

    • @goga.games18
      @goga.games18 3 роки тому +6

      my friend was also jehovas witness but he loved movies and games his father didn't really cared in case he's Father was great guy so it depends on how attached they are to their religion.

    • @Herbao69
      @Herbao69 2 роки тому +1

      Thank God he changed to Team Jesus 😘

    • @BarryHart-xo1oy
      @BarryHart-xo1oy 18 днів тому

      That must be a heavy thing to deal with.

  • @moafu
    @moafu 3 роки тому +452

    My father loved movies but hated Star Wars. God rest his soul.

    • @bruhmomento6691
      @bruhmomento6691 3 роки тому +14

      Same here with my pops, maybe not completely hated it, but was definitely NOT a fan of the movies

    • @TheJediKenneth
      @TheJediKenneth 3 роки тому +15

      My Dad enjoyed Star Wars a lot, but preferred Star Trek. He was not well enough to see The Phantom Menace and passed in 2002 before Attack of the Clones. I think Star Wars was one of those things that allowed my father and me to connect more.

    • @lil_bb5367
      @lil_bb5367 3 роки тому +2

      God isn’t real boomer

    • @bruhmomento6691
      @bruhmomento6691 3 роки тому +10

      @@lil_bb5367 believe or not, kind of a pathetic comment

    • @lil_bb5367
      @lil_bb5367 3 роки тому

      @@bruhmomento6691 agreed. Believing in god and being sentimental is pathetic.

  • @johnmichaellozada8316
    @johnmichaellozada8316 4 роки тому +2711

    Dad: Son, I hate movies.
    Stuckmann: No that’s not true, that’s Impossible!!!

    • @frod79
      @frod79 4 роки тому +96

      Dad: I have the high ground, I hate cinema!
      Chris:You underestimate my power! *reviews Paul Blart mall Cop*

    • @Jptm26
      @Jptm26 4 роки тому +28

      Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

    • @jl2351
      @jl2351 4 роки тому +4

      That’s not ture,that’s a lie

    • @Jptm26
      @Jptm26 4 роки тому +18

      @@jl2351 you ruined it

    • @stgroupboss5522
      @stgroupboss5522 4 роки тому +1

      Dulal tv

  • @kevin-iq1bi
    @kevin-iq1bi 4 роки тому +2624

    Adam driver must be tired of carrying the franchise

    • @LizzieSnnow
      @LizzieSnnow 4 роки тому +175

      He didn't go to the European Premiere. Rumor has it he was in the ER getting meds for his back.

    • @Twist_S
      @Twist_S 4 роки тому +35

      You mean the trilogy

    • @Ineedgames
      @Ineedgames 4 роки тому +22

      @@LizzieSnnow I heard he doesn't like watching him self on screen.

    • @LizzieSnnow
      @LizzieSnnow 4 роки тому +11

      @@Ineedgames Yeah I know he gets bad anxiety from it. I was just joking :)

    • @lindseycain346
      @lindseycain346 4 роки тому +36

      With those broad shoulders? Nah, I bet he doesn't even break a sweat 😂😂😂

  • @HelljumperRN
    @HelljumperRN 3 роки тому +217

    "Listening to the fans" is an understatement. It feels like they straight up looked up fan theories, picked ones they liked, and built a movie around them.

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +6

      I agree. But you know what's worse?
      Fans were begging for the Expanded Universe to return. So they used a story from the EU, which just so happened to be the ones fans mostly considered non-canon: Palpatine's return in Dark Empire. It was very similar to this movie: Palpatine transferred his spirit to a clone body while falling into the Death Star, and began work on evil plans from his secret world.

    • @darkmagicianfan3423
      @darkmagicianfan3423 Рік тому

      @@MariOmor1 book was better

    • @vax.8491
      @vax.8491 Рік тому +1

      this whole movie feels like a 15 year old's wattpad fanfiction. its atrocious.

    • @INFILTR8US
      @INFILTR8US Рік тому

      Filmmakers aren't obligated to listen to "the fans". If you don't like someone's art, then go find other art you do like. Simple.

    • @highstimulation2497
      @highstimulation2497 Рік тому

      imagine how bad the orginal movies would have been (ahem, movie,) if Lucas had done that. corporate idiots.

  • @adam1979NSmcc
    @adam1979NSmcc 3 роки тому +227

    When you look at this trilogy as a whole, it's such a goddamn mess. There was no plan and the writer/directors didn't collaborate and make a coherent story. It's bloody painful.

  • @spycheck
    @spycheck 4 роки тому +3941

    This movie is like that paper you procrastinate on and do it all the night before it's due.

    • @Lifewithemerson323
      @Lifewithemerson323 4 роки тому +46

      spy check you forgot to add and after you finish watching 5 hours of tv then time to right a script man movie was bad.

    • @gocanuckurself1
      @gocanuckurself1 4 роки тому +4

      LOL

    • @dra6ke
      @dra6ke 4 роки тому +23

      spy check it's like Mass Effect Andromeda. BioWare spent so much time trying to make the game a certain way, and when they realized it couldn't be done they finally started working on the game in earnest. Only problem was, the game was due in like a year and a half so it was completely rushed and the story suffered.

    • @followtheflow2
      @followtheflow2 4 роки тому +59

      And the ending felt like when the paper is due at 8am and it’s 6am. You’ve been writing all night and you bullshit your way through the last paragraph and conclusion because you just want to get it done and get a nap in before your first class. So you just say fck it and turn it in

    • @Jack10016
      @Jack10016 4 роки тому +9

      spy check Sounds like Game Of Thrones Season 8 to me.

  • @VagueGirl
    @VagueGirl 4 роки тому +1949

    Breaking News: Adam Driver has been hospitalized by spinal fracture caused from carrying the sequel trilogy on his back since TFA

    • @Diana-ub8tl
      @Diana-ub8tl 4 роки тому +77

      Not going to lie you had me at the first half 🤣🤣

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 роки тому +5

      I don't think he was all that.

    • @Vic-Vega
      @Vic-Vega 4 роки тому +3

      What??!! He literally PHONED IT IN in TRoS.

    • @teem9949
      @teem9949 4 роки тому +49

      Anyone who thinks Adam Driver isn’t the best thing to happen to the sequel trilogy is either blind, deaf or very unintelligent

    • @Vic-Vega
      @Vic-Vega 4 роки тому +1

      ^Sez d00d who goes by the classy moniker "Ass Eater" on the Internet (also probably in the bedroom). *smdh*

  • @markholle3450
    @markholle3450 3 роки тому +222

    In 1977, I was 13 and Star Wars was a phenomenal experience. In 1980, I was out of the country when my friend sent me a letter that said "You're not going to believe what happened!" He was right with the Empire Strikes Back. When the credits rolled, I knew it was going to be another 3 damn years before I was going to find out what happens next with Return of the Jedi.
    Fast forward to 2015 when I am 51. They are bringing back Han, Leia, and Luke and it's like I am a kid again. They...never...appeared...together. Who could imagine someone deciding that?!! What a colossal let down that was. But Harrison Ford was great and Han was dead. In 2017, a bewildered 53 year-old me blurted out "What a hot mess" when the credits rolled. Luke was depressing and dead (and ironically, so was Carrie). In 2020, I managed to finally watch the Rise of Skywalker on Disney +. After seeing 3/4 of the movie, I was so bored and confused by all of the story arcs that I turned it off without finishing it.
    Can I have my childhood back?

    • @AFR0MAMBA
      @AFR0MAMBA 3 роки тому +21

      Yes you can. Just watch The Mandalorian. It’s pretty decent.

    • @siborgproductions2422
      @siborgproductions2422 3 роки тому

      What are your thoughts on the prequels?

    • @markholle3450
      @markholle3450 3 роки тому +9

      @@siborgproductions2422 They give some depth to the story. I don't hate them like others do.

    • @siborgproductions2422
      @siborgproductions2422 3 роки тому +7

      @@markholle3450 same here I’m not a fan of episodes 1 and 2 but I love episode 3 but I’d take episodes 1 and 2 over 8 and 9 any day

    • @bengough6955
      @bengough6955 3 роки тому +1

      It's OK man, the original 3 is always there it has a complete story and despite all the extras you could always just watch those and none others. Nothing can take away what you experienced in the 80s

  • @sidhartheleswarapu
    @sidhartheleswarapu 3 роки тому +631

    I actually like Revenge of the Sith (the only good prequel) more than any of the sequels.

    • @natejohnson5393
      @natejohnson5393 3 роки тому +19

      Same lol

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 3 роки тому +74

      It’s my favorite movie in the franchise

    • @Alpha-Darkset
      @Alpha-Darkset 3 роки тому +61

      Revenge of the sith is God like compared to theses movies

    • @elfsong713
      @elfsong713 3 роки тому +73

      I even liked Attack of the Clones better than Rise.

    • @natejohnson5393
      @natejohnson5393 3 роки тому +12

      elfsong713 same lol

  • @nobudgetreviewer
    @nobudgetreviewer 4 роки тому +2156

    Let’s be honest, the best part of the film was hearing Palpatine say “dewwit” again

    • @yak9194
      @yak9194 4 роки тому +27

      YES LITERALLY A TOP 5 Star Wars movie in my opinion because of that

    • @bluepearl_22
      @bluepearl_22 4 роки тому +102

      I disagree. When Luke lifted his X-Wing with Yoda's theme playing in the background, I experienced an emotional breakdown that took me several minutes to recover from.

    • @Darkanent
      @Darkanent 4 роки тому +19

      I literally laughed out loud in the theater!!! :-)

    • @TbYolo
      @TbYolo 4 роки тому +7

      @@yak9194 Nah that doesn't make the movie Top 5

    • @yak9194
      @yak9194 4 роки тому +10

      Phantom Sky I genuinely task you to consider everything and name five Star Wars movies better objectively. TESB, ROTS, ROTJ, and Rouge One are the only ones I can honestly say were better. It had flaws and things we as adults criticize and over analyze. But when Sidious started going wild I felt a boy like wonder. And sure the kiss was cringe but we didn’t have a problem when Han and Leia kissed did we? The only really bad moment was when Kyle Ren disappeared, my whole row at the movie theater bursted our laughing because that was stupid. Other than that I really do think it was a good Star Wars movie. I think we judge it to harshly because we aren’t kids anymore. That said TLJ was complete garbage

  • @lds_drive
    @lds_drive 4 роки тому +424

    I think the worst thing about this trilogy is that they literally just made it up as they went along with no defined plot points.

    • @goldfishprime
      @goldfishprime 4 роки тому +25

      And that can work, but it can't work when the first person sets something up, the second person says, "I don't like that" and disregards it and the first person comes back and disregards what the second person did. It's sad this is what we got after all this time.

    • @flyingscotsman32
      @flyingscotsman32 4 роки тому +11

      LDS Drive agreed. It felt like Disney was trying to use the MCU model of “trust the artists” but they neglected to realize Kevin feige has a continuous thread that the artists then work within. They needed a clear framework and without it everything went haywire. Lots of wasted potential.

    • @InsuredFrames
      @InsuredFrames 4 роки тому

      Except that Rey Palpatine was hinted at being one the entire trilogy, so no,

    • @DeadCell_XIII
      @DeadCell_XIII 4 роки тому +5

      @@goldfishprime I agree with you 100% hope more people read you're comment. Rian Johnson is a damn idiot and should stick to whatever he was making before.

    • @sunwukong1443
      @sunwukong1443 4 роки тому +13

      @Dutch Morgan wow what a great argument

  • @gordo_cabron
    @gordo_cabron 3 роки тому +34

    Now we know why his father hates movies... I'm so sorry about what Disney has done...

  • @AmateurSpaceman
    @AmateurSpaceman 3 роки тому +38

    Thank you, Chris. You hit the nail on the head on how this movie diminishes its own trilogy, and the preceding ones. The problem with Palpatine's return is it changes the entire 9 movie arc from the Skywalker saga into the Palpatine saga, and the first 6 movies' arc, the rise, fall, and redemption of Anakin through his children, winds up being completely meaningless.

    • @highstimulation2497
      @highstimulation2497 Рік тому

      I never understand how people can be saying. Wasn't anakin's redemption meaningful to him? doesn't that count for anything?

  • @haroonp8842
    @haroonp8842 4 роки тому +3605

    *Spoilers*
    This movie would have been even better with a slight twist that Rey had actually died and Kylo Ren was the last skywalker left thus 'the rise of the skywalker'and that he was the one to return the lightsabers of Luke and Leia. Kylo Ren had the most interesting and developed arc over these movies out of everyone. He deserved a better ending.

    • @qweb7236
      @qweb7236 4 роки тому +40

      👏🏻

    • @antonioruiz7629
      @antonioruiz7629 4 роки тому +285

      I literally thought the same exact thing. Rey’s sacrifice to end her grandfather would have been stunning. Kylo Ren could have atoned for his sins by resurrecting the Jedi.

    • @rainywoex5035
      @rainywoex5035 4 роки тому +39

      I don’t think so. Star Wars is about destiny and I think that Kylo Ren’s destiny was to sacrifice his life to save Rey so that she can continue the Jedi in the post-Skywalker era.

    • @fintan8145
      @fintan8145 4 роки тому +124

      That would be way better, I thought it was stupid when Rey said she was a Skywalker

    • @markwilliams4221
      @markwilliams4221 4 роки тому +114

      I completely agree. This was never going to happen though - Rey is female and there’s an agenda here.

  • @luisamador5011
    @luisamador5011 4 роки тому +448

    Kennedy's BIGGEST sin was to not sit down and have a plan for the trilogy like Feige is doing with Marvel.

    • @alphatrion100
      @alphatrion100 4 роки тому +46

      Lucas had a plan for 3 movies but she and Disney chose to ignore him

    • @tekus89
      @tekus89 4 роки тому

      To which Marvel trilogies are you referring to?

    • @tstchief7763
      @tstchief7763 4 роки тому +18

      @@tekus89 I don't think it's a trilogy but more like mcu as a whole

    • @MichaelSmith-rn6pq
      @MichaelSmith-rn6pq 4 роки тому +2

      alphatrion100 Lucas was making shit up in the OT as he was making it

    • @albertrand71
      @albertrand71 4 роки тому +19

      Exactly. The amount of planning they put into the Marvel films and how they all interconnect was phenomenal.
      What they seem to have done with Star Wars was to say "let's throw this all into the air and see where it lands".
      And no surprise, it was a total mess.

  • @darynkatano
    @darynkatano 3 роки тому +111

    The most embarrassing thing about this movie is Kylo's line "I didn't lie to you. They were nobody", because Kylo never said that. Rey said it. It's painful to watch.

    • @dadocta5168
      @dadocta5168 2 роки тому +6

      Why couldn't Kylo be the next Supreme Leader after he betrays Snoke? What's the point of Palpatine he just going to backstab him like he did with Snoke?

    • @BanesBasement
      @BanesBasement 2 роки тому +7

      To be fair, he never bothered to correct her after she said that, and continued with “they sold you for drinking money” so he might as well have said they were “nobody” himself.

    • @MetalSandman999
      @MetalSandman999 2 роки тому +4

      He did say "you come from nothing" as well. He clearly was affirming her conclusion. JJ's dialgue in thr attemot to retcon that was just terrible lol

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 Рік тому

      So the rebels win and 30 years later things go to shit typical when liberals tin things California n y Chicago rebuke and are weak scumbags too

  • @markjackson2924
    @markjackson2924 4 роки тому +47

    i wanted to see luke kick ass as a master with an apprentice by his side....but there goes that opportunity forever

    • @33Dannyb
      @33Dannyb 2 роки тому +1

      Everyone wanted to see that. Rian Johnson knew that everyone wanted to see that. That’s why he was salivating at not giving us what we want.

  • @dogger1978
    @dogger1978 4 роки тому +834

    Identity theft is not a joke Rey, millions of midichlorians suffer every year.

    • @747lch
      @747lch 4 роки тому +15

      Epic and original reference bro 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BoomstickAsh
      @BoomstickAsh 4 роки тому +3

      Lol ok Dwight 😆

    • @3ZER0
      @3ZER0 4 роки тому +3

      Bravo, sir

    • @Frizel360
      @Frizel360 4 роки тому +6

      MICHAEL!!!

    • @user-qj9en1kp1m
      @user-qj9en1kp1m 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking ghost adoption papers, but man! 😂

  • @numbtoast7101
    @numbtoast7101 4 роки тому +698

    Ep 8: Rey is a complete nobody
    Ep 9: well yes but actually no

    • @ronpetersen2317
      @ronpetersen2317 4 роки тому +20

      Ben: It's true ... from a certain point of view
      Luke/Rey: A certain point of view???????

    • @RaikenXion
      @RaikenXion 4 роки тому +1

      Yes they have gone back on that message too now, and JJ. Abrams is not the only one to blame here, Kathleen Kennedy is also for not understanding the lore and mythology of Star Wars or even the story laid out in this sequel trilogy. If she was so happy with what Rian did in Ep8, why she herself not even tell what JJ has done in Ep9 undoes what RJ did in Ep8!?
      And im not even a TLJ lover, i just find it laughable that TROS has even undone much of what TLJ did, because that movie undid the very mystery boxes TFA set up. So its all a miss-construed mess now.

    • @jme6036
      @jme6036 4 роки тому +2

      She’s a nobody but her grandad is the most powerful person in the entire galaxy.

    • @numbtoast7101
      @numbtoast7101 4 роки тому

      @@jme6036 they implied it as if she had no special bloodline

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 4 роки тому +6

      JJ had to try and pull the story back from the horse shit that was The Last Jedi

  • @frankiesabba
    @frankiesabba 3 роки тому +28

    JJA literally said in an interview: "fuck it, I'm just gonna do what I want"... there you go

    • @dadocta5168
      @dadocta5168 2 роки тому +1

      Link please?

    • @papermelon
      @papermelon 2 роки тому

      How to quote people out of context 101

  • @nathyngoss3132
    @nathyngoss3132 3 роки тому +48

    "Almost had something really great you just didn't do anything with it" is the pitch perfect description for this movie.

  • @JS-vj3to
    @JS-vj3to 4 роки тому +695

    Palapatine - “i can teach you how to save people from death if you join the sith Anakin”
    *cant do it*
    40 years later
    Rey/Kylo - “I can do dis”

    • @nicobones9608
      @nicobones9608 4 роки тому +8

      He fulfilled the dream of the Sith. The one good thing about the Sith was their desire to save those they loved from death. Kylo Ren became their ideal, and in so doing gave something back to the galaxy.

    • @melissaamlung786
      @melissaamlung786 4 роки тому +15

      Palpatine just didn’t teach Anakin this skill. He manipulated him.

    • @Radb707
      @Radb707 4 роки тому +44

      @@nicobones9608 Bullshit. That was a lie that Palpatine told him. The path to healing was always through the light side. Ben Solo saved the one he loved from death by embracing the light. Also possibly it worked because of the force dyad thing. Saving YOURSELF from death is the dream of the Sith, which is what Palpatine found.

    • @IIBloodXLustII
      @IIBloodXLustII 4 роки тому +15

      @@nicobones9608 The Sith are also selfish by nature and would never give their own lives to save someone from death.
      The funny thing is that the power to heal has been in the EU for... basically forever. Nobody complains when you can heal in Knights of the Old Republic.

    • @ggambino9130
      @ggambino9130 4 роки тому +5

      Stop taking this trilogy seriously its fucking stupid!!

  • @MorphoComics
    @MorphoComics 4 роки тому +7015

    Your father HATES movies???
    What an origin story you must have.

    • @RamWorkz
      @RamWorkz 4 роки тому +553

      "NO Dad, I'm going to LOVE movies and you can't stop me!"

    • @lordoshower3478
      @lordoshower3478 4 роки тому +30

      Morpho Comics Was your dad a sports guy or tv shows?

    • @TrueAnakinSkywalker
      @TrueAnakinSkywalker 4 роки тому +121

      It's like Charlie and the Chocolate factory but with movies.

    • @israellai
      @israellai 4 роки тому +66

      superheroes: dads are dead
      stuckmann: dad hates movies

    • @evilxei5089
      @evilxei5089 4 роки тому +26

      Darth stuckmann da wise

  • @Sagittariuz912
    @Sagittariuz912 4 роки тому +134

    Man if only Rey were there to save Qui-Gon...

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 роки тому +2

      Rey wasn't even born yet

    • @elfsong713
      @elfsong713 3 роки тому +17

      Right? It's now super insulting that Qui Gonn had to die and then Rey is like, "look guys, I invented Force healing!" out of nowhere.

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 3 роки тому +7

      @@elfsong713 yeah but but Grogu did force healing way better than Rey.

    • @elfsong713
      @elfsong713 3 роки тому +7

      @@abramsullivan7764 I love Baby Yoda and everything that he does! I totally buy him Force healing though because, as far as we know, using the Force is something innate to that species. But for some reason, Rey being able to do everything perfectly for no reason just makes her unlikable. (I don't care if she was a Palpatine. Luke's father was Vader and he f*cks up all the time!)

    • @mikeclarke5732
      @mikeclarke5732 3 роки тому +7

      @@abramsullivan7764 Grogu had years of training and passed out immediately afterwards Rey just does with zero consequences

  • @aarongeoghegan2161
    @aarongeoghegan2161 4 роки тому +38

    Poor adam driver.
    He’s such a brilliant actor and he deserved better.

    • @15Candles
      @15Candles 3 роки тому +1

      He is a great actor with a shitty script. Good thing he redeem himself with Marriage Story which was released in the same year as The Rise of Skywalker and got an Oscar nomination. He could easily move on from Star Wars

    • @chloemorgan9098
      @chloemorgan9098 2 роки тому +1

      I think he's really boring to watch in most of his roles I've seen him in.

    • @aarongeoghegan2161
      @aarongeoghegan2161 2 роки тому

      @@chloemorgan9098 you found him boring in marriage story and blacKkKlansman

    • @chloemorgan9098
      @chloemorgan9098 2 роки тому

      @@aarongeoghegan2161 no

    • @lobster272
      @lobster272 2 роки тому

      Everyone deserved better.

  • @cmcg3738
    @cmcg3738 4 роки тому +1526

    Leia: “Rey... never be afraid of who you are.”
    Rey Palpatine: “I am Rey Skywalker.”

    • @matta6663
      @matta6663 4 роки тому +155

      Who could blame her? If you basically had Hitler as your last name, you would change it too.

    • @UnfoundFilms
      @UnfoundFilms 4 роки тому +56

      I think the idea is Palpatine was her name but she Skywalker is who she truly was

    • @cmcg3738
      @cmcg3738 4 роки тому +79

      Matthew Ascencion Na, I would take the advice of my mentor, not be afraid of who I am, redefine my name & not take the easy way out.

    • @angelopueyygarcia43
      @angelopueyygarcia43 4 роки тому +35

      Matthew Ascencion having Hitler as last name would be such a fucking meme.

    • @mranderson9533
      @mranderson9533 4 роки тому +24

      Nidia Nora Cardenas Acevedo, Yeah, no, first of all is Sheev, and it’s his first NAME, Palpatine is his LAST NAME, so it’s Rey Palpatine.

  • @benjaminfoote3409
    @benjaminfoote3409 4 роки тому +807

    He's not even wearing a Star Wars shirt or has Star Wars merch in the background. They really hurt him.

    • @davelouie131
      @davelouie131 4 роки тому +20

      It was a good film, it's the best in the new trilogy in my opinion. The Critic's are exaggerating. Its better than the phantom Menace in my opinion because to me the phantom menace all ways was kid Goku on cloud ☁ Nimbus to me. It was way better than Tim Burton 2001 Movie planet of the apes film. The rise of skywsker is a enjoyable film but it did have a rocky start but the movie definitely gets good after that. I would love to see a animated series about Luke jedi school and how he became the luke we see in the last jedi. I would also like to see another animated series that takes place between the last jedi and the rise of skywalker. I would love to see a live action 🎬 cantina series similar to the tv 📺 show Firefly with a dash of magic to it and another TV show about Rogue Squadron similar to BattleStar Galactica feel with a dash of magic and flash Gordon mix together. I want a Knights of the Old Republic movie 🎥 or Live action 🎬 TV 📺 show. It better have a developed story, it better explore the Lore, and they better take your time and build up this world 🌎. Explore the mythology of knights of the old republic.

    • @Gabriel-Wood
      @Gabriel-Wood 4 роки тому +7

      @@davelouie131 I disagree

    • @CaptainFracture
      @CaptainFracture 4 роки тому +19

      Dave Louie um no lol just because you like it and you label everyone else’s negative reaction as “overreactions” doesn’t make yours suddenly a fact. This trilogy was a mess and this movie was just cleaning up the shitty writing this trilogy had altogether

    • @benjaminfoote3409
      @benjaminfoote3409 4 роки тому +1

      @Ivan Calm down.

    • @DagoRuiz
      @DagoRuiz 4 роки тому

      @J.L.W 😂

  • @HE13272326
    @HE13272326 3 роки тому +15

    Prepare yourself, Kaiba!
    I play my spell card MONSTER REBORN!
    It allows me to special summon my Palpatine from the Graveyard!

  • @Inatci6
    @Inatci6 3 роки тому +13

    Replace Palatine with Plagueis, Rey turns dark and Kylo redeems himself killing them would have made a better trilogy.

    • @chloemorgan9098
      @chloemorgan9098 2 роки тому +1

      Good shout, especially the latter of the 2 idea's

  • @Deathcardcodwaw
    @Deathcardcodwaw 4 роки тому +322

    Wait so Kylo is dead, gone, not coming back ever? He was the only character I enjoyed seeing through out each film.

    • @dayburks
      @dayburks 4 роки тому +66

      He died sacrificing his life for rey because he was in love with her but the way it was done was pretty dumb

    • @RishiShahSays
      @RishiShahSays 4 роки тому +38

      If they can bring palpatine back.... they can bring Kylo back too

    • @skeltaldelegate5408
      @skeltaldelegate5408 4 роки тому +21

      @@RishiShahSays because no ones ever really gone

    • @Sheilaalien
      @Sheilaalien 4 роки тому +23

      And Disney knows this, they have a poll on their website starwars dot com, and out of 10,000 people, 91% were looking forward to seeing Kylo the most, Rey was at 3%...

    • @Sheilaalien
      @Sheilaalien 4 роки тому +6

      @@TheGreekGeekMovieReviews That would require a competent write-director, the likes of which Kathleen Kennedy would not hire.

  • @aydendugmore8721
    @aydendugmore8721 4 роки тому +1952

    The hardest part to believe about the twist is imagining Palpatine smashing cheeks

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 роки тому +170

      Ayden Dugmore
      Let the Hate flow in you.

    • @janbaan4024
      @janbaan4024 4 роки тому +41

      I think Palpatine has an ability to make birth. I know for a fact it was somewhere in the lore.

    • @afribean3315
      @afribean3315 4 роки тому +53

      Jan Baan you can use the force to impregnate people I belive (that sounds weird)

    • @thereisnosanctuary6184
      @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 роки тому +21

      That means Anakin was created by Palpatine.

    • @afribean3315
      @afribean3315 4 роки тому +8

      Toxic Masculinity Shock Syndrome Bunyan he was

  • @TAFProductions
    @TAFProductions 3 роки тому +16

    Rumors say Adam Driver is still at the hospital because of his back from carrying the whole sequels

  • @sebastianmelmoth9100
    @sebastianmelmoth9100 3 роки тому +28

    It would have been good if they’d plotted out the whole trilogy in advance.
    They had three good plot streams. 1) The conflict / love affair / struggle between light and dark that serves as the Rey-Ben arc; 2) The uprising among the storm troopers, exemplified by Finn, and the idea that part of defeating the villainy of the empire is putting an end to its indoctrination of orphans into bloody-minded killing machines; 3) The debate over the Force itself - is it really a force for good or, ironically, just as much a force for bad? Is it neutral or does it take sides? Or is it just an aspect of the SW universe that needs constantly to be finely balanced? Are the Jedi and the Sith both evil and good at the same time and in their own ways? Etc.
    These are rich elements that could have been the basis for a very compelling set of through lines. The problem is that none of these Disney “geniuses” thought it through, or planned ahead. They just sat lazily back and waited for the money to pour in.

    • @highstimulation2497
      @highstimulation2497 Рік тому

      their only value is profit with the least amount of effort, anything more would require, well, caring about something other than profit, and it would require effort. Only artists (with stories to tell) do that, corporate overloads and salespeople couldn't care less about it.
      never sell your creative baby to such people, cause this is what happens when you do.

    • @DoratTheKiller
      @DoratTheKiller Рік тому

      Hard agree. What a squandered opportunity

    • @eldenbeastlord842
      @eldenbeastlord842 Рік тому

      Wow this comment really hit the nail on it’s head for me. Great story elements without the execution wrapped up in a pretty bow of nostalgia.

  • @suitupted8327
    @suitupted8327 4 роки тому +432

    Idc what anybody says. I wanted to see Anakin back

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 роки тому +32

      Suit up ted they basically destroyed the legacies of Luke and Anakin in this trilogy

    • @biosh4x
      @biosh4x 4 роки тому +10

      I read an article somewhere, they basically told him he doesn't belong in these new films anywhere, period.

    • @SolidPain6624
      @SolidPain6624 4 роки тому +13

      I expected him to show up before the movie and welp, they just had to ruin that for all of us. At least show his damn ghost. This movie just didn’t fill the real fans’ hearts.

    • @TylerJMacDonald
      @TylerJMacDonald 4 роки тому +4

      @@Howlingburd19 Rey literally takes the Skywalker name....carrying on their legacy...

    • @darkside7654
      @darkside7654 4 роки тому

      He was on the film but they cut him out lol

  • @Junsako
    @Junsako 4 роки тому +1698

    So, ultimately the whole point of the sequel trilogy was to kill off Han, Luke, and Leia

    • @LawDViera
      @LawDViera 4 роки тому +95

      Julian McNeill the thing is they kinda had no choice except with Luke harrison didn’t want to be in anymore movies and Carrie passed away unfortunately

    • @LordCaedus-bl7wi
      @LordCaedus-bl7wi 4 роки тому +49

      Julian McNeill and shit all over the original trilogy rip it off in a parody marvel comedy way and ruin anakins whole story. He turned because he couldn’t save loved ones Rey and kylos both do it with ease 🤦‍♂️😂 and emperor comes back after he redeems himself and killed him. Final nail in the coffin the sequels are cancer

    • @GreenGo731
      @GreenGo731 4 роки тому +32

      Disney: “ I love money”

    • @AgedBacon
      @AgedBacon 4 роки тому +19

      The thing is, it's exactly that. They needed to kill the old heroes so they could force their own new heroes and take over the saga. As long as Luke, Leia and Han were there, their new heroes would be no match. And they know they couldn't do whatever they want with the old heroes, the fans wouldn't accept it. They needed new heroes so they can write their own story.

    • @jacobhunter6891
      @jacobhunter6891 4 роки тому +38

      The original trilogy killed off all the previous trilogy's heroes. Besides C-3PO and R2-D2, everyone dies by the end of ROTJ. Obi-Wan doesn't get any epic fanfare when he dies. He fights Darth Vader, and then surrenders once he realizes the fight is no longer important. And as for Yoda, he just dies of old age. They were just mentors. The original trilogy's story would not have had the same weight to it if the mentors didn't die. It gives the heroes more room to grow. It's part of the hero's journey.

  • @creativeguy1138
    @creativeguy1138 4 роки тому +64

    The story of the entire new trilogy is an absolutely ramshackle mess.

    • @trampotrav4350
      @trampotrav4350 3 роки тому +2

      Is there even a story?

    • @markholle3450
      @markholle3450 3 роки тому +1

      On a positive note, the bad lip-reading videos are comedy gold. "A pickel?..."

    • @ultrabrian8151
      @ultrabrian8151 3 роки тому

      @Skelook Actual barely

    • @ultrabrian8151
      @ultrabrian8151 3 роки тому

      @Skelook Actual barely a good one.

    • @ultrabrian8151
      @ultrabrian8151 3 роки тому

      @Skelook Actual you know a story.

  • @bbgen79
    @bbgen79 3 роки тому +44

    I would have been happy with a JJ Abrams trilogy, or even a JJ/Rian/Rian trilogy. But the back and forth we got was pretty rough for a 4 billion dollar franchise.
    Makes me wonder if the planning for these films was made by a group of people or a group of algorithms 🤖

    • @calloway1972
      @calloway1972 2 роки тому +1

      I think the planning was by a team of hyper political folks who frankly didn't like the fanbase.

    • @MariOmor1
      @MariOmor1 2 роки тому +1

      Personally I think this:
      If you like nostalgia, JJ Abrams trilogy.
      If you want new stuff, Rian trilogy.
      If you want a mix of both, JJ/Rian x 2 trilogy.

    • @highstimulation2497
      @highstimulation2497 Рік тому +1

      algorithms for sure. people who use them and not their own brains or feelings, that is.

    • @Mickey-1994
      @Mickey-1994 5 місяців тому

      JJ is also trash.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 5 місяців тому

      @@Mickey-1994 lol no he’s not, JJ is NOT “tRaSh” in the slightest, he’s a incredibly talented director who knows how to bring a movie to life and properly make a movie. It’s just that this movie is a movie that shouldn’t exist due to a lack of roadmap and structure for the trilogy but JJ is NOT “tRaSh” AT ALL as JJ knows how to make a build a movie entirely so here to a fantastic visual and entertaining degree!

  • @Liverpoolfc9karim
    @Liverpoolfc9karim 4 роки тому +1194

    Starr Wars VII : A New Hope ReAwakens
    Star Wars VIII : The Last Director
    Star Wars IX : The Rise of Damage Control

    • @DerekMoore82
      @DerekMoore82 4 роки тому +15

      Best summary comment.

    • @zenmasterorwhatever
      @zenmasterorwhatever 4 роки тому +19

      Star Wars X: Forget That Last One.

    • @mechajay3358
      @mechajay3358 4 роки тому +2

      Sums up this Trilogy in a Nutshell

    • @musicalaviator
      @musicalaviator 4 роки тому +17

      JJ Abrams is a hack writer

    • @ringo1m
      @ringo1m 4 роки тому +10

      @@musicalaviator he literally just save the shithole that was TLJ ... the fact that it even do this well at all is the testament of his good work. RJ have absolutely no idea how to make a sequel. You don't make a sequel to a movie by literally throwing their idea (as shit as it may be) out of the windows and try to make a new one ... That's not how you make a sequel, that's how you make another movie

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 4 роки тому +1754

    We all know that Palpatine wasn't supose to be in this movie.

    • @Minecraftandcompany
      @Minecraftandcompany 4 роки тому +65

      paco ramon Snoke as the leader of the “sith people” as opposed to the “sith” would’ve worked well to give a real meaning to the trilogy while not discrediting the OG trilogy. So I def agree with you.

    • @Saint-ko6bw
      @Saint-ko6bw 4 роки тому +92

      Well, you can blame Rian Johnson for that

    • @Woozie87
      @Woozie87 4 роки тому +47

      Nobody well I’m sure that after Rian tossed the script that JJ gave him, he figured Disney would just write n actual sequel to Last Jedi... Sadly everything Rian Did in Last Jedi was Retconned by Disney and JJ. I didn’t agree with all Johnson’s views on The meaning of Star Wars for me personally. But you can’t just retconned everything the guy did just because there was a divide in the fan base... should of just stuck to Johnson’s themes and made sequel to Last Jedi... seems like Disney got scared and back tracked a lot of Rians story themes and arcs that he set up for the third one... once a house is half built you don’t just build the rest of the house in a different fashion because your having second thought about what you have done so far... you committed so you should lay in the bed you made... not throw out the bed and say that was the whole plan lmao

    • @TheJrade
      @TheJrade 4 роки тому +50

      @@Woozie87 Disagree. They retconned what he did because what he did was retarded. Hux being right out of Spaceballs, Leia Poppins, lightspeed as a weapon, I just wish they could have just said the entire movie didn't exist

    • @schiele8275
      @schiele8275 4 роки тому +16

      @@TheJrade He was talking about themes then you go ahead and nitpick. Very nice

  • @VickStarkiller
    @VickStarkiller 3 роки тому +35

    I like the idea of Rey being a Palpatine. My issue is that she should’ve kept the name and ended with her going on a quest to redefine that name and what it means rather than taking the name of someone else. The Skywalker legacy should’ve ended with Leia and Ben.

  • @larrypoppins6273
    @larrypoppins6273 3 роки тому +17

    Daisy ridley even said that there was no plan.
    YOU'RE TEARING ME APART KEÑNEDY!

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 4 роки тому +642

    I love how they never explained how the 120 years old Palpatine is still alive.

    • @johnfritz2310
      @johnfritz2310 4 роки тому +39

      paco ramon clones

    • @ashtondugas5564
      @ashtondugas5564 4 роки тому +64

      Life support machine

    • @chillvibes375
      @chillvibes375 4 роки тому +171

      cause they never had a plan. I hate when people do this, bring back dead characters. They did that shit to darth maul right? It cheapens the original death, it is so lame. leave things dead and make new things

    • @freehugzentertainment1808
      @freehugzentertainment1808 4 роки тому +16

      Weren't u paying attention loll the dawk syde explains everything

    • @lordmashie
      @lordmashie 4 роки тому +29

      I can accept that, he's one of if not the most powerful Sith to have ever lived so it doesn't surprise me that he's able to live that long.

  • @charliedawson4877
    @charliedawson4877 4 роки тому +349

    _"Its a little fan moment"_ is this entire film.

  • @gavinnorth9723
    @gavinnorth9723 10 місяців тому +4

    I went with my dad to see this... I fell asleep about 15min in and he watched the rest by himself he woke me up at the end and said it wasn't very good LOL Cheers Gav

  • @GenesisLZH
    @GenesisLZH 3 роки тому +31

    The kiss was so F’ing awkward. It felt like watching two siblings kiss. I audibly said “what the hell” when i saw it, but the sad part is I knew it was coming because it’s a Hollywood movie lol

    • @volcaniccuber9958
      @volcaniccuber9958 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao when i was watching it for the first time i actually said to myself "if the kiss im gonna kill myself" and then they did

  • @MrSmartypants150
    @MrSmartypants150 4 роки тому +839

    If you try to please everyone, you end up pleasing no one

    • @mikewaterfield3599
      @mikewaterfield3599 4 роки тому +25

      And if you aim to please no one you get the same result.

    • @HemiJB91
      @HemiJB91 4 роки тому +11

      Joshua Aucapina they were only wanting to please themselves.

    • @HemiJB91
      @HemiJB91 4 роки тому +8

      Jaden LaFrance of course you were, you are a new gen of Star Wars fans. You guys are all full of shit like the whole plot of Disney

    • @neb-roqket8739
      @neb-roqket8739 4 роки тому +29

      @@HemiJB91 I enjoyed it and I'm a boomer. Sooo yeah. It will never be the original trilogy but it was pretty great. Fans like YOU ruin SW. SAD.

    • @codycowell6211
      @codycowell6211 4 роки тому +1

      Damn straight!!!

  • @stephenskinner7207
    @stephenskinner7207 4 роки тому +1257

    The Original Trilogy: When you have a vision, but barely the resources and leeway to bring it to life.
    The Prequel Trilogy: When you have a vision, but too much leeway and resources to do what you want.
    The Disney Trilogy: When you have no vision, no plan, but unlimited resources, and decide to play mad libs with it.

    • @delfin7461
      @delfin7461 4 роки тому +32

      Perfect!! That sums it up exactly!!!

    • @oscaravalos9098
      @oscaravalos9098 4 роки тому +9

      You're profile pic is a non canon character ;)

    • @zaphael7238
      @zaphael7238 4 роки тому +14

      That’s too good! 😂
      I’m trying to laugh as much as I can because I’m so pissed off at Disney and JJ Abrams for ROS.
      I’m hoping Disney will say these movies are no longer cannon.

    • @hakatapawa7115
      @hakatapawa7115 4 роки тому +6

      @@oscaravalos9098 canon in our hearts

    • @ender7278
      @ender7278 4 роки тому +4

      UUUUUUUUUUUUNLIMITEEEEEEED MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @rakaaffa5564
    @rakaaffa5564 3 роки тому +11

    rewatching this vid after listening to his exJW story brings a whole new depth to Chris' life

  • @salvadorsalgado5212
    @salvadorsalgado5212 3 роки тому +12

    I've said it a million times and I'll continue to do it.
    The force awakens is a good/decent movie, but it is a garbage sequel. A sequel has a much larger job than just being competent. It has to either expand the already known universe or give you a more in depth look. Introduce new character conflicts and themes that go well with the world and expand the story, etc. And force awakens failed to set up the future of the trilogy.
    A LOT of people just blame ryan johnson, and to me that's stupid, 1 guy can't ruin a whole trilogy, and a lot of the trilogy biggest problems, were already there from ep 7, and even if ep 8 was painfully bad, it tried to do some interesting things, and ep 9 just whiped hia butt with those things. And in writing, most of the time, when you have a problem, the root of it is way back, it's usually because you failed yo set up the moment, which is mostly what happened.
    JJ abrams introduced a bland story, that didn't have much to grab on, and had the boring carbon copy of the empire. Disney and lucas films didn't have the balls to do something new and interesting, and that was what killed the trilogy, from the start.
    If episodes 8 and 9 were great, they still wouldn't have been as good as the other ones, because of that unoriginal start. that goes to show how important the begging of a story is.
    Also I saw a video of JJ abrams talking about star wars, like it was a genre, they focused on the superficial things, like crossing them off a list, and it is really sad.
    I recommend you watch the mandalorian gallery so you can see how Dave feloni talk about starwars with actual understanding of what makes it work, and with love and passion, instead of taking about how they HAD to put a desert planet, because it is a staple of the series...
    So in short, the Starwars trilogy wasn't ruined by one guy, it was a collective effort that involved all parties 😂

    • @ExoticDreams
      @ExoticDreams 3 роки тому +1

      Well-thought out comment my dude

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 3 роки тому +2

      @Salvador Salgado I agree, Rian gets a lot of the blame for something that was a group project. The only reason I give Rian a bit more blame than JJ is because while he had some original ideas they weren’t done well at all and weren’t wanted. The most blame should go towards KK and the people at the top. We should’ve gotten one director to make all three films, even if it was a poor vision any united vision would’ve been nice. We either should’ve gotten a complete JJ series or a complete RJ series. Not a mess blend of both.

    • @salvadorsalgado5212
      @salvadorsalgado5212 3 роки тому

      @@connorgolden4 yeah that would have been a better choice, even tho I think JJ made episode 9, which to me is the worst piece of starwars media ever.
      Even worse than episode 2, because it was almost as bad in execution, but it didn't have a good story or world behind it that makes you think it actually had potential, and had so many terrible mistakes that would make any filmaker puke, both in terms of direction and continuity, that can't even be blamed on ep 8, because they were self contained in that episode, and lastly it was the one that retroactively hurt the originals the most, making for example anakin, the center of the whole story, useless.
      And even then, yeah I agree, that would have been the smartest choice dude, at least in terms of writing the scripts, it should have been one person.

  • @lexus99cl
    @lexus99cl 4 роки тому +521

    All Finn lines in the movie....."Woooooooooooo", and "Reeeeeeeey"......and wooooooooooooo

    • @haydengarinduchesne9269
      @haydengarinduchesne9269 4 роки тому +34

      C Love I said that in a post on another video . Love John Boyega but that gave him very little to do here beyond sweat , pant and shout predominantly Reeeeeeeeeey 😡

    • @lexus99cl
      @lexus99cl 4 роки тому +12

      @@haydengarinduchesne9269 just like jon snow only said 1 thing all season 8

    • @haydengarinduchesne9269
      @haydengarinduchesne9269 4 роки тому

      C Love ❤️ 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @JavaCake
      @JavaCake 4 роки тому

      C Love REEEEE

    • @Romans8-9
      @Romans8-9 4 роки тому +8

      Finn token black guy, confirmed.

  • @THEMRSP33DO
    @THEMRSP33DO 4 роки тому +1487

    Kylo ren was without a doubt the best character in the sequels

    • @hate2seeit990
      @hate2seeit990 4 роки тому +1

      MR.SP33DO hell yeah

    • @mollyrolly8392
      @mollyrolly8392 4 роки тому +9

      I wish Adam Driver play Anakin at prequel. Even script is crap he can act, give us believable Darth Vader.

    • @melviness4769
      @melviness4769 4 роки тому +24

      You're wrong, Babu Frik is obviously the best character in the sequels
      Jokes aside, I agree with you. He is my favorite character in the sequels

    • @chaost4544
      @chaost4544 4 роки тому +4

      I agree with that. He's the only character that saw real consistent character growth throughout the trilogy.

    • @notYisan
      @notYisan 4 роки тому

      I think you failed to notice BB8, it carry all episode 7 8 and 9 on its Dome. Without him rey would probably still in jakku in episode 7, if he doesn't rescue Finn in canto bight the result of the skirmish would be different in episode 8, and if it doesn't activate D-O the rebel wouldn't really have any information on exegon.
      Really sad when the best character of a movie trilogy is a spherical droid.

  • @ryanrizzo4869
    @ryanrizzo4869 3 роки тому +15

    Finn being Force Sensitive would have been amazing in the the Last Jedi, though I love Benicio's character, would have been a cooler escape of Finn Mind Tricking his way out of the jail, like Rey did in Force Awakens. Rey, Finn, and Kylo vs Palpatine would have been awesome! Hell, the Last Jedi, Finn pulling a Lightsaber on Phasma would have been a theater applause! So many missed opportunities!

    • @riverskipworth2657
      @riverskipworth2657 2 роки тому +1

      Not a bad idea but I’m against the idea of using a mind trick to escape. It’s not something you can learn from nowhere, and that was the problem with Rey too.

  • @cubicsrube2654
    @cubicsrube2654 3 роки тому +6

    What’s funny is that Leia choose not to be a Jedi because she thought if she did her son would die. But her son died anyway.....

  • @IKIGAIofficial
    @IKIGAIofficial 4 роки тому +335

    every star wars fans review of this movie feels like a group therapy session.

    • @Megaproductions302
      @Megaproductions302 4 роки тому +17

      IKIGAI not mine. Because I don’t give in to the hate and don’t let other bully me on my stance on these movies. It feels as if many UA-camrs now who also may have liked the sequels are now feeling down after 2 years of possibly harassment and being labeled as shills publicly. I mean hell have you seen how many shitty comments Chris had from his thoughts on the Last Jedi? People should be respectful of others opinions but in the Star Wars community it’s apparently blasphemy to not share the same opinion as everyone else which makes it not fun to talk about Star Wars anymore like Chris said. The fandom has ruined the experience for everyone.

    • @neonx8156
      @neonx8156 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao right

    • @neonx8156
      @neonx8156 4 роки тому +2

      Like wtf did they think 😂😂 Disney bought it

    • @IKIGAIofficial
      @IKIGAIofficial 4 роки тому +2

      @@Megaproductions302 your opinions are just as valid as theirs though.

    • @diegokaqui60
      @diegokaqui60 4 роки тому +1

      @@Megaproductions302 the guy didn t really got much flag for his opinion. Hell people disagreed with him but didn t really bullied him. It was quinton and ihe who got more flag because they shat on the people that disliked the movie. Stuckman and the nostalgia critic didn t really suffer any attacks.

  • @gromester1092
    @gromester1092 4 роки тому +737

    They should just change the title to Star Wars: At Least It’s Not Cats

    • @Kate-hm7cj
      @Kate-hm7cj 4 роки тому +1

      hilarious!

    • @denisherlock3023
      @denisherlock3023 4 роки тому +1

      oh ffs 😂

    • @Snaky_The_God
      @Snaky_The_God 4 роки тому

      Did u see the show netflix uploaded “dont fuck with cats” omg watch that

    • @Lebosh23435
      @Lebosh23435 4 роки тому +4

      Cats was better then this shit

    • @MrGenexxx
      @MrGenexxx 4 роки тому +5

      Cats is a masterpiece compared to this shitstorm

  • @JAMES-my8bf
    @JAMES-my8bf 2 роки тому +6

    I would love to see JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson in the same room debating over Star Wars

  • @hamidgaming3472
    @hamidgaming3472 3 роки тому +9

    0:36 - 0:58 that entire line makes alot more sense now....

  • @Johnny-ci8mw
    @Johnny-ci8mw 4 роки тому +539

    The discussions about Star Wars have become as polarizing as discussions about modern politics. It’s very sad and disappointing. It all could’ve been just fine with a simple roadmap and guidelines.

    • @wesholder8220
      @wesholder8220 4 роки тому +7

      Agreed. If they'd planned out the direction they wanted the story to go it could've been much better. But also arguments about real life social issues and arguments about space wizards should never reach the same level of heat.

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 4 роки тому +9

      Agreed. For me, ditching Lucas was a bad idea, but going forward without any kind of plan is worse and it’s painfully obvious.

    • @hadriangonzalez607
      @hadriangonzalez607 4 роки тому +3

      Just take about the Mandolorian, that's popular enough with the general audience and fans to be labeled a success. It also goes to show you that what fans were asking for was never impossible to put to film

    • @dandansfu
      @dandansfu 4 роки тому +4

      but you can't blame them. I grew up in the prequels without never seeing the original trilogy and even that hooked me, I love the franchise and I am sure there are a lot more ppl who know more about Star Wars than me and a lot of ppl maybe the franchise changed their lives and that is why you even see news of dying ppl wanting to see Star Wars and Disney let them. and when so many ppl love this so much and when they voice opinion as a whole (I would say the critistm for TLJ seem to be one same voice same points). ppl brush it off and make fun of them. I can see why it ia making so called fans angry even tho to many it is just a. film

    • @jacobq.2204
      @jacobq.2204 4 роки тому +3

      That's the fault of the filmmakers. They cram their own personal beliefs into movies and bend to polarizing views like feminism. Check out a movie like Alien to show a amazing female protagonist who is not a Mary Sue. I'm glad when movies fail for their woke politics. It's their own fault and until they stop their shit will always fail.

  • @jonathanm2690
    @jonathanm2690 4 роки тому +1312

    21 marvel movies all interconnected beautifully and disney couldn't string together 3 starwars movies

    • @JDG-hq8gy
      @JDG-hq8gy 4 роки тому +97

      When half of the 21 movies are mediocre who cares

    • @jacobobiora6110
      @jacobobiora6110 4 роки тому +17

      Rudra Mazumder ha ha ha

    • @JodeyS
      @JodeyS 4 роки тому +8

      Disney owns Marvel

    • @saswin2757
      @saswin2757 4 роки тому +11

      Even though Disney owns marvel, its helmed by different people. Disney(Lucasfilm)-kathleen, marvel-Kevin. Fire Kathleen already.

    • @joeyditoiu7432
      @joeyditoiu7432 4 роки тому +68

      K Ren bruh you just said when Disney kill somebody they stay fucking dead but the whole twist of this movie is that a character that died is brought back to life and is the main villain how are u this dumb

  • @danillosilva210
    @danillosilva210 3 роки тому +3

    Your opening monologue about your dad makes so much more sense now after your personal video. 😢

  • @stevenshatswell53
    @stevenshatswell53 3 роки тому +9

    I had a bad feeling after TFA when I found out each movie would have a different director. You gotta have a cohesive vision for a trilogy to work.

    • @KJ-je9pm
      @KJ-je9pm 2 роки тому

      The original trilogy had different directors too

    • @justinholland9844
      @justinholland9844 Рік тому

      Yeah, but George Lucas was guiding the whole thing as executive producer.

  • @galshalev2931
    @galshalev2931 4 роки тому +1994

    Am I the only one who wanted to see Hayden christensen in this film?
    Anyone??

    • @arkeshn729
      @arkeshn729 4 роки тому +212

      I assumed Anakin would have a presence in a movie called Rise of the Skywalker.. Would have been a good moment for Kylo to see redeemed Vader.

    • @Gemnist98
      @Gemnist98 4 роки тому +54

      He is. He's one of the Jedi voices at the end.

    • @dayburks
      @dayburks 4 роки тому +135

      @@Gemnist98 talking about his actual appearance like in the end of return of the jedi

    • @joesanchez3657
      @joesanchez3657 4 роки тому +12

      Apparently they didnt use those scenes and reduced his role to a voice

    • @joesanchez3657
      @joesanchez3657 4 роки тому +7

      I would of loved to seen the lucus cut..

  • @AasaaL
    @AasaaL 4 роки тому +295

    In the cinema, the guy on my left was soo happy and cheering, laughing and crying while the guy on my right was hating every second of it as if everything on the screen was pure nonsense. I found this funny.

    • @reno.rodolfo3089
      @reno.rodolfo3089 4 роки тому +1

      Me too hahahs

    • @RajBauer
      @RajBauer 4 роки тому +8

      I only remember awkward claps leaving TLJ. There was actually such a positive atmosphere watching RoS on that opening night which I never thought I would feel again

    • @RajBauer
      @RajBauer 4 роки тому +3

      Luis Martinez walked out of RoS? None. Tbf no one walked out of my TLJ screening either but I remember over that 2 hr 30 mins people went from excited to shellshocked. I don’t think people were actually expecting much from RoS including myself so I was happily surprised with a half decent film 😂

  • @erick3614
    @erick3614 2 роки тому +9

    These trilogy films can have different directors, but they must have one direction. It’s clear Abrams had a three movie vision, perhaps the studio was focused on all the upcoming Star Wars shows, Solo and Rogue One. So much happening they lost sight of the one story that pulls the three movie trilogy together.

  • @WaywardVector
    @WaywardVector 3 роки тому +11

    Why are people mad?
    *I LOVED THIS FANFIC.*

  • @guitarist3917
    @guitarist3917 4 роки тому +392

    "if you are gonna let them kiss then don't let them die, if you are gonna let them die then don't let them kiss", I feel so relatable about this bro!

    • @sinanuluc5143
      @sinanuluc5143 4 роки тому +12

      I laughed so hard when they kissed and Kylo just dropped dead.

    • @jeffreyroedel9804
      @jeffreyroedel9804 4 роки тому +14

      I didn't mind them kissing in theory, but there should have been some hint that he was dying or losing consciousness, which she notices and therefore kisses him knowing he's about to die. As is, he looks perfectly healthy and then right after the kiss he suddenly dies, so it looks strange. How a director (or on-set editor) didn't notice that is beyond me. Of course, this is the trilogy that gave us the even more awkward Finn/Rose kiss, so there you go.

    • @guitarist3917
      @guitarist3917 4 роки тому +1

      @@sinanuluc5143 ikr, a guy sitting behind me in cinema also burst into laughter

    • @Mokii_15
      @Mokii_15 4 роки тому +2

      That’s so cliche though. I think what they did was perfect

    • @gabestaton9404
      @gabestaton9404 4 роки тому

      JEFFREY ROEDEL it talked about using life force to restore life in the movie before but I see what you’re saying about some sort of tell. I think it was just internal stuff but it did seem a little weird for him to just drop dead like that

  • @ronstoppable5659
    @ronstoppable5659 4 роки тому +449

    I honestly have a feeling that the Baby Yoda merch pre orders have already outsold the merch sales for this movie

    • @defyyourlogic487
      @defyyourlogic487 4 роки тому +5

      No doubt

    • @NotTheWheel
      @NotTheWheel 4 роки тому +10

      Baby Yoda is love, Baby Yoda is life. It is all we have now.

    • @samzeyel8220
      @samzeyel8220 4 роки тому +2

      @@NotTheWheel i have spoken

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 4 роки тому +2

      @Sam Zeyel This is the way

    • @mikelind3382
      @mikelind3382 4 роки тому +1

      I honestly havent seen any merch for this movie

  • @TheOneAndOnLEE.
    @TheOneAndOnLEE. 2 роки тому +3

    Finn: “Rey, I never told you…”
    Me: 😐?

  • @declanhugors
    @declanhugors 2 роки тому +6

    Ben and Han Solo's scene is the only scene in this movie that works. It mirrors their last interaction but in a new, resolved context. The movie really takes a break from the action, and it's a good way to finally bring Ben to the light.
    Then BACK TO THE ACTION and then he dies :/

  • @TheGoldSwordSquad
    @TheGoldSwordSquad 4 роки тому +1300

    No matter what people’s reactions for this movie are I think we can all get hyped for the true conclusion to Star Wars. Lego Star Wars the Skywalker saga

    • @carter_lovejoy
      @carter_lovejoy 4 роки тому +48

      If anything Lego games can make bad things a lot better. I’m 19 and I still enjoy those games time to time.

    • @andrewbullard623
      @andrewbullard623 4 роки тому

      Preach

    • @majorastorm
      @majorastorm 4 роки тому +3

      Battlefront II is good also. No loot boxes, Clone wars Era is better than Ever, they just added new reinforcements for the Sequel era as well

    • @bbcraz1226
      @bbcraz1226 4 роки тому +2

      I see you're a man of great taste

    • @gr8esthandleever
      @gr8esthandleever 4 роки тому

      I'm surprised no one is looking forward to Kevin Feige's star wars movie.

  • @Misiulo
    @Misiulo 4 роки тому +476

    Anakin didn't destroy the Sith after all.

    • @JackMcCoy331
      @JackMcCoy331 4 роки тому +27

      Misiulo Palpatine came back in legends years before this bro

    • @majormarketing6552
      @majormarketing6552 4 роки тому +21

      People just want to join popular thought so bad. And now we have a bunch of crybaby bitches. Movie was good. Unlike the other two

    • @andykinew
      @andykinew 4 роки тому +22

      Exactly, the original trilogy was for fuck all.

    • @nofearjeep
      @nofearjeep 4 роки тому +38

      The chosen one was meant to bring balance to the force. Anakin WAS the chosen one. Before Anakin there were way more jedi than sith.

    • @AlexandraM689
      @AlexandraM689 4 роки тому

      Sadly yeah

  • @toxendon
    @toxendon 3 роки тому +7

    0:38 It all makes sense now...

  • @atticusmcfly
    @atticusmcfly 4 роки тому +108

    Given he's the last Skywalker, I was hoping Kylo Ren was going to be the big bad in IX......then we heard Palpatine's laugh in that first teaser and I almost threw my laptop across the room. I loved that Rey was a nobody. A Star Wars protagonist is allowed to come from nothing and make something of themselves. Then Rey is suddenly revealed to be Palpatine's granddaughter......for some reason. I don't wanna hear people say, "The Last Jedi ruined this trilogy so JJ did the best he could with what he was given." NO. Johnson more or less gave him a blank slate. JJ should've gotten creative for the first time ever directing/writing a film instead of getting high, going on Reddit and trying way too hard to please the crybaby fanbase! Colin Trevorrow's script at least came across as respectable to The Last Jedi. All Abrams did was wipe his ass with the one movie he didn't direct in this trilogy. I don't know what the fuck people see in Abrams. I just don't. Nostalgia, lens flares, fan service and that mystery box bullshit. That's what he brought to the table.

    • @WarcleanePro
      @WarcleanePro 3 роки тому +13

      Aye.
      JJ is a safe pair of hands. He makes solid entertaining movies. He's particularly good at doing the setup. He seamlessly introduced Rey, Finn, Poe, BB8, Kylo to the world, while reintroducing the legacy characters and passing the baton.
      I was more than happy with him taking the reins with TFA and although it's probably far too close to a New Hope, I was very happy with how he rebooted the series.
      This is providing that somebody was brave enough to move the series forward for the first time since Empire. Johnson achieved that masterfully.
      However, JJ didn't/couldn't/wouldn't be creative enough to spin another compelling and intelligent story. Whether that's because he's not a closer or his hands were tied or there was just too much toxicity and expectation, who knows?
      The truth is that although they could have had a roadmap for all three films and stuck with it. Whether they did or did not, mattered not, because they chose the easy way out for the final entry.
      What I would pay to see Rian Johnson's episode IX. That would have been epic.

    • @jarekgunther
      @jarekgunther 3 роки тому +8

      I would've been fine that Rey stayed as a nobody too. I rather liked the theory that Rey's actual origin matched Anakin's, who also came from nobody, but was conceived by the Force. This would explain the vision when she touched Anakin's original lightsaber, and it would've connected all the way back to Episode I, as the "Skywalker Saga" should.

    • @uscman
      @uscman 3 роки тому

      Rian Johnson and Disney should’ve done what James Cameron and 20th Century Fox did when making Aliens: Honor the first film and continue the story that began in Ridley Scott’s Alien. Cameron loved the first film and honored Ridley Scott by making his sci-fi action film continue what Scott began in his sci-fi horror film, Idk if Rian Johnson was even a fan of Force Awakens and JJ Abrams as James Cameron was a fan of Alien and Ridley Scott...

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 2 роки тому +1

      LOL Piss off with that nonsense. The Force awakens is a VERY fun and awesome movie. Just because it has a similar style to a new hope, it's still a fantastically fun movie to watch with great action, good humor, fantastic visuals, likable characters and amazing sequences. The movie DOES have imagination AND creativity, you're just too blind to see it. What JJ abrams and Disney did with force awakens was amazing but the other two movies, not so much.
      I’m not a JJ abrams “super-fan” or anything but what he and what Disney did with force awakens as a film was a great start up and a amazingly fun movie to watch with phenomenal visuals with practical effects and gorgeous scenery to see instead of cgi green screen that’s so obvious most of the movie. And he and Disney deserves to get credit for that as force awakens was a spectacularly fun Star Wars movie to enjoy.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 Рік тому

      I think they are purposely destroying all or favorites from years ago to make us commit suicide the bastards

  • @codycray8461
    @codycray8461 4 роки тому +244

    They should’ve just done a trilogy on Kylo

    • @mikewaterfield3599
      @mikewaterfield3599 4 роки тому +3

      Stop mansplaining 😊

    • @nxolan
      @nxolan 4 роки тому +14

      Mike Waterfield stfu

    • @TbYolo
      @TbYolo 4 роки тому +9

      @@mikewaterfield3599 Fuck off

    • @azraelfaust487
      @azraelfaust487 4 роки тому +11

      @@mikewaterfield3599 go fuck yourself

    • @davidmitchell4954
      @davidmitchell4954 4 роки тому +30

      I wish episode 7 was about Ben's fall to the dark side, episode 8 was him struggling, then episode 9 was his redemption

  • @tomoliver2112
    @tomoliver2112 4 роки тому +248

    This movie felt like a series of calculated events that would piss off the fans the least. It had absolutely no soul.

    • @androidtechgeek
      @androidtechgeek 4 роки тому +14

      This film is Damage Control the Movie

    • @androidtechgeek
      @androidtechgeek 4 роки тому +5

      I didn't hate this movie like The Last Jedi, but I didn't really like it either. I didn't feel much of anything TBH.

    • @mikewaterfield3599
      @mikewaterfield3599 4 роки тому +5

      And yet for me I almost hated it more than the last jedi

    • @androidtechgeek
      @androidtechgeek 4 роки тому

      @@mikewaterfield3599 One of my friends I saw it with absolutely loathed it, more so than The Last Jedi.

    • @natsudragion7790
      @natsudragion7790 4 роки тому +8

      It actually pissed of fans more than TLJ lol

  • @nicke.424
    @nicke.424 3 роки тому +7

    I love Chris's speech on voting with your wallet. I love seeing people complain about these reboots and sequels but still see it in theatres or complain about a game even though they pre-ordered it

  • @emilyholt1416
    @emilyholt1416 4 роки тому +17

    Can we just appreciate the only thing that everyone universally agrees about the sequels is that Adam Driver is amazing in them and his character is amazingly portrayed

    • @danielpcowen
      @danielpcowen 3 роки тому +1

      Disagree, Driver acted it well, but his character still sucks. Gloomy emo conflicted early 30s dude leading the ruling force in the galaxy, yeah right.

    • @emilyholt1416
      @emilyholt1416 3 роки тому

      Daniel Cowen I actually can see your point of view, however. As we do have to take the sequels as cannon (sadly) I think all his trauma kind of adds up to the actions he took. Especially when you look at the comic the rise of Kylo Ren you see how he’s manipulated and stuff

    • @danielpcowen
      @danielpcowen 3 роки тому

      @@emilyholt1416 Sure, I'm actually not that conflicted / upset with the actions *he* took, but how the world around him reacted to these actions (ie let him be / stay as the supreme leader) is ridiculous. Making a story ridiculous and completely unrealistic (from a humanity point of view) does damage to it, hence from the ST (and to be honest, really even the PT) I have far less inclination to ever donate money to the Star Wars cause again. Kind of a problem for Disney when they are expecting fans to help them pay off their $4.5bn purchase.

    • @danielpcowen
      @danielpcowen 3 роки тому

      Hence I can't agree with your point about the character being "amazingly portrayed" because the reactions of everybody around him to him are completely nonsensical.

  • @annubis02
    @annubis02 4 роки тому +253

    The last fight was literally the Harry Potter scene where his parents come out of the wand to help him, both die, both come back, the villain in both just evaporates 😂

    • @flemdisch8690
      @flemdisch8690 4 роки тому +2

      annubis02 yes! Christ I thought the same thing!

    • @nickyboy22071989
      @nickyboy22071989 4 роки тому +1

      Fuck good point.

    • @fredsmith1970
      @fredsmith1970 4 роки тому

      I literally had that same conversation immediately after watching the film. :)

    • @franleplant
      @franleplant 4 роки тому +1

      Add some Avengers: Endgame bits to it

    • @XavierZazi
      @XavierZazi 4 роки тому +4

      @@franleplant they literally took the "and I am Iron Man" line

  • @ryankirk2180
    @ryankirk2180 4 роки тому +723

    Doesnt everyone see George Lucas‘ genius plan?!?! Sell Star Wars to Disney so people will appreciate the prequels!!!

    • @wiredupretro
      @wiredupretro 4 роки тому +50

      It was a setup from the beginning

    • @masterdjgus
      @masterdjgus 4 роки тому +35

      It worked for me. Definitely

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 4 роки тому +24

      No one put a gun to George Lucas's head and made him sell off his "artistic vision" for money. It's not like he needed the cash, either -- he was already one of the richest people on the planet. At best, I will grant him the benefit of the doubt that he realized he'd lost his touch, the original trilogy was a fluke, and that he no longer knew how to make a quality film. So he accepted a pay-out and shrugged off the burden, to let someone else take the blame. I never want to hear another word about Star Wars from this insufferable hack, like what he would have done differently, etc. He made his bed. He SOLD his bed. I don't give a fuck what he dreams about now.

    • @cxlxmbvs4535
      @cxlxmbvs4535 4 роки тому +23

      @@0Fyrebrand0 My nigga, you good?

    • @maximuscryptosx9424
      @maximuscryptosx9424 4 роки тому +14

      Lucas was sick of the toxic fanboys.. well played George .. lol

  • @koYyn
    @koYyn 3 роки тому

    The comparison with the baton just blew my mind!!! Chris , you are a genius !!! How could i unsee that ? Thats why i watch this channel . Subbed and never unsub!

  • @theunchartedmen
    @theunchartedmen 3 роки тому +7

    Damn. Watching one of your most recent videos, you saying that your dad hates movies makes sense more now...

  • @androssteague
    @androssteague 4 роки тому +293

    This movie pulled way too many punches. Everything almost happens. C3PO ALMOST loses his memories. Ben ALMOST dies by Rey. Chewy ALMOST dies by Rey. Rey ALMOST dies. There was no finality to some things that they implied were going to be final.

    • @melissaschram2489
      @melissaschram2489 4 роки тому +27

      I agree. C3PO shouldn't have gotten his memory back and Rey should've stayed dead.

    • @themusicplug6747
      @themusicplug6747 4 роки тому

      C3PO lost his memory what you talking about

    • @cedbanani
      @cedbanani 4 роки тому +3

      Ben does die. So does Leia.

    • @androssteague
      @androssteague 4 роки тому +2

      @@cedbanani he does, but not from Rey

    • @JokerCrowe
      @JokerCrowe 4 роки тому +7

      Agreed. You actually hit nail on the head for what I think about the movie: wasted potential and half-measures.
      I think it's a combo of Disney and JJ himself: "we can't have this beloved character (c3po) change irrevocably in the last film! Rey is a hero to so many people she can't die. Chewey can't die, we need to give him a medal so fans will be happy"
      I want to see the film Rian Johnson would have made, I think it would feel less "Disney" and "half-measure".

  • @nikodumitrescu3882
    @nikodumitrescu3882 4 роки тому +1106

    I swear Finn’s hairline has a better character arch than Finn himself.

    • @felathar1985
      @felathar1985 4 роки тому +42

      Haven't seen the last movie but the previous ones he was like bad anime filler. Also Rose is garbitch, she's the JarJar of this saga.

    • @nikodumitrescu3882
      @nikodumitrescu3882 4 роки тому +17

      Fabricio Osuna worse than jar jar imo

    • @felathar1985
      @felathar1985 4 роки тому +7

      @@nikodumitrescu3882 yep. such a punchable face XD

    • @Umbrella419
      @Umbrella419 4 роки тому +2

      But he also was the best character

    • @andremartinez5307
      @andremartinez5307 4 роки тому +15

      @@felathar1985 she's definitely the weakest, but her being Jar Jar? I think that's a bit much lmao

  • @helenline1790
    @helenline1790 3 роки тому +8

    6 film arc including clone wars and rebels.

  • @lee.as.in.l.e.e.7394
    @lee.as.in.l.e.e.7394 4 роки тому +488

    The sequels are just a fever dream Luke is having after partying on Endor

    • @YTChannel420
      @YTChannel420 4 роки тому +2

      Mah thats the prequels

    • @pbounds4016
      @pbounds4016 4 роки тому +16

      YT Channel he dreamed his birth?

    • @WtfYoutube_YouSuck
      @WtfYoutube_YouSuck 4 роки тому +2

      too many death sticks

    • @GothicXlightning
      @GothicXlightning 4 роки тому +1

      THE WORST KIND OF FEVERISH NIGHTMARE
      Luke had
      if only we will see him AWAKE from it

    • @elitheOG
      @elitheOG 4 роки тому +1

      Very orginal comment. You deserve a cookie.

  • @alphadojo
    @alphadojo 4 роки тому +264

    Who hasn't seen the movie but doesn't care about spoilers at this point?🙋‍♂️

    • @JmgStrength
      @JmgStrength 4 роки тому +23

      I already knew this was gonna be garbage

    • @The3YARD
      @The3YARD 4 роки тому +21

      Don’t care gang 💪🏾

    • @bigbadbob7070
      @bigbadbob7070 4 роки тому +9

      After The Last Jedi, I could honestly not care less about it. Disney sucked any enthusiasm I had for the sequels

    • @MangaSlayer102
      @MangaSlayer102 4 роки тому

      AlphaDojo I personally loved it

    • @daftpunk89
      @daftpunk89 4 роки тому +4

      I had zero interest in seeing it after watching The Last Jedi. I'll just stick to the original trilogy and The Mandalorian

  • @paulyb2405
    @paulyb2405 2 роки тому +3

    I go back to the originals. Like many I've seen and read pretty much everything there is about the Galaxy Far, Far Away. I've been involved in this journey, following all our heroes and anti heroes for over forty years. I was in a packed cinema for Rise of Skywalker. At the end when Rey is asked "Who are you?" And she replies "I'm Rey, Rey Skywalker." Two people from different sections of the cinema called out No you're not! To which a gaggle of laughter went around the audience as they left their seats to walk out. On the way home it hit me. After forty plus years and the galaxy sized adventures I've been on with countless characters it ended in laughter. People actually laughing at the ending. I found that sad, still do. What a way to go out.

  • @shadowdramon01
    @shadowdramon01 3 роки тому +5

    It’s the film equivalent of two kids on the playground going: “nuh uh, this is what happens”
    “Well then I’ll do this”
    “And this I’ll do this”
    “Nuh uh, you can’t do that”
    “Uh huh”
    “Nuh uh”

  • @vjukz4427
    @vjukz4427 4 роки тому +824

    Kylo ren is the best thing in these movies.

    • @hasbulla2012
      @hasbulla2012 4 роки тому +48

      The acting from Adam Driver is standout

    • @martinlutherkingjr.2993
      @martinlutherkingjr.2993 4 роки тому +5

      Luke that was the only thing good about this movie lol

    • @mjman3059
      @mjman3059 4 роки тому +25

      I liked him when it started out and thought he had potential but by episode 9 I was tired of seeing Darth Emo. Then the knights of ren turned out to just be his edgy friends who had no significance. Finn had the most potential but his character was treated very poorly.

    • @rogueveteran77
      @rogueveteran77 4 роки тому +2

      Weren't the Knights of Ren called ghouls by a stormtrooper in Kylo's ship?

    • @81artmonk
      @81artmonk 4 роки тому +1

      IMO the best part of the movie and the only REAL thing in it was the reaction of Chewie to the death of Lea. It's the only scene with any true substance and emotion taking from all the movies in the franchise.