If An Italian Was President Of The United States. Mike Marino - Full Special

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @divinecomedy0
    @divinecomedy0 2 роки тому +136

    No Italian family played a game called Clue. Come on. Could you imagine my family: ‘Who done it?’ ‘I dunno. I didn’t see nothin’ 😅 ...I’m cracking up here. Mike is really funny.

  • @Remo860
    @Remo860 2 роки тому +36

    I’m watching these videos in the mornings. Much better than the news.

  • @kauffrau6764
    @kauffrau6764 2 роки тому +71

    I love this guy! Nothing better than a Jersey accent - the Italians - love them! "I don't know what happened, but they're gone now, and there's nothin' you can do about it." I'll vote for him.

    • @Jerseybytes2
      @Jerseybytes2 2 роки тому

      I recently moved from Jersey to South Carolina. I absolutely love the place and the people are super friendly. But oh my Lord, they have some goofy accents down here. After 3 days I joked with my husband and told him that, next time we go to a restaurant I'm gonna ask if the waitress can fake a Jersey accent so I can understand them. Good news was the Lord heard my prayers. the next day we went to a restaurant, our waiter was from Brooklyn. I understood every word he said

  • @dwemerproject1235
    @dwemerproject1235 2 роки тому +21

    I cannot stress this enough! ANY comedian that laughs at their own jokes; is a very funny and good person all around.

  • @christopherbic7688
    @christopherbic7688 2 роки тому +46

    Thank you Dry Bar Comedy.
    You are impacting the world.
    I praise God for you.

  • @ata38-30
    @ata38-30 2 роки тому +59

    oh lord that whole SKIT WAS ABSOLUTELY HILAROUS.

    • @najat5779
      @najat5779 2 роки тому +1

      Sending this to my daughter b/c when she thinks something is super funny she always says it was...wait for it...absolutely hilarious. Must be a Jersey Italian thing 😆

  • @dr.froghopper6711
    @dr.froghopper6711 2 роки тому +100

    My wife is Sicilian from Queens. Her mama’s family was the neighborhood. I’m sure you understand. Her daddy was a wild eyed Micmac from Maine that fabricated everything from firearms to oil drilling rigs out of steel. My wife was a wild eyed biker chick when I met her, myself fresh from the Navy and squirrelly as the day is long. Come to find out, she’s a Navy veteran herself. Sometimes the wild eyed folks are assholes (her dad had such tendencies). Her mom was hardcore but she absolutely loved to laugh and I loved making her laugh. My wild eyed wife and I have been together for 42+ years now, far beyond the 6 months everyone gave us. My wild eyed wife is absolutely amazing! I’m still smitten!

    • @bigc9464
      @bigc9464 2 роки тому +4

      At 42 years. You come from long before this modern "throw it away and start fresh" mentality people apply to everything in life.

    • @JSmedic1
      @JSmedic1 2 роки тому +1

      @Dr. Froghopper I'm a Squid, too! And a Grunt. Your story gives me hope. I retired Army 10 years ago still single and and hopeful.
      Thank you for blazing the trail Shipmate. Hooah.

    • @Doo_Doo_Patrol
      @Doo_Doo_Patrol 2 роки тому

      Who cares.

    • @virgim_
      @virgim_ 2 роки тому +1

      "Sicilian from Queens"? If she's not Sicilian from Sicily she's just not Sicilian

    • @Doo_Doo_Patrol
      @Doo_Doo_Patrol 2 роки тому

      @@virgim_ She is a Queen.

  • @jimmyscarff9905
    @jimmyscarff9905 2 роки тому +1

    That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Hysterical. Loved every minute of it.

    • @alessandrobianchi9868
      @alessandrobianchi9868 2 роки тому

      He's really great at what he does..well for me his accent is everything 😆

    • @jimmyscarff9905
      @jimmyscarff9905 2 роки тому

      @@alessandrobianchi9868 I became an instant fan when I saw this. Best one I've seen off Dry Bar. True, accent is cool, but it's the delivery and the cliche that's exploited... It's like the way the art came together which is what made it so remarkable. Amazing!

  • @mandy747c
    @mandy747c 2 роки тому +11

    I love how he so thoroughly enjoys telling these hilarious stories and jokes.

  • @ronlewis8398
    @ronlewis8398 2 роки тому +29

    The Clue joke, I LOL'd. "Who did it?" "I don't know. I didn't see nuttin".

  • @SoftHeartPC
    @SoftHeartPC 2 роки тому +142

    What's wrong with staying home taking care of your mom? That makes you a good man, God knows we need more good men in this country. You got my respects for taking care of your mother.

    • @somersetbassett4580
      @somersetbassett4580 2 роки тому +7

      I think it's pronounced "mah-thah" 🤣

    • @seaglass1111
      @seaglass1111 2 роки тому +11

      Everyone should take care of their moms. I agree with you 🙂

    • @rickycollins335
      @rickycollins335 2 роки тому

      Says the man who stays in his mom's basement

    • @bigc9464
      @bigc9464 2 роки тому +5

      I moved home temporarily because my landlord (slumlord) screwed me out of buying the house I was renting. It became far more permanent than I intended when I learned my mother's health was to a point she couldn't hardly carry a case of bottled water in anymore, amongst many other things that are insanely hard on her now, that she never once mentioned to me and my brother.the sad part is. 99% of people my age still at home are there for their parents to take care of.

    • @rv292
      @rv292 2 роки тому +2

      @@bigc9464
      PLEASE look after her.

  • @InvertedEarth
    @InvertedEarth 2 роки тому +58

    Absolutely hilarious…..excellent comic! We needed someone like this !!

  • @redwhiteblue5041
    @redwhiteblue5041 2 роки тому +117

    This guy could be in the movies. If they still made good movies.

  • @Laz_Arus
    @Laz_Arus 2 роки тому +92

    As an Aussie I found Mike to be very good and easy to relate to, which isn't the case with a lot of US comedians, as most have the jokes too centric to the USA. Looking forward to further work by Mike. Well done. 👍

    • @InvertedEarth
      @InvertedEarth 2 роки тому +12

      In the rest of the states, we find the accent great with comedy. Love from Michigan.

    • @graemewatson2296
      @graemewatson2296 2 роки тому +6

      As a new Zealander, I agree. I can relate to this guy, and to Aussies.

    • @grandmalovesmebest
      @grandmalovesmebest 2 роки тому

      Thats bc we don't know anything about anyone or any place else (excluding self). But we have been invaded by migrants from around the world so that's bound to change very soon.😁

    • @whatsit177
      @whatsit177 2 роки тому

      He is hilarious

  • @christopherbic7688
    @christopherbic7688 2 роки тому +24

    "I'd send somebody else to your house."
    Serious and funny.
    Seriously funny.

  • @winky831
    @winky831 2 роки тому +32

    Shut up it's me.. How do I know am not the manager, I could be the Doctor 🤣 Had me laughing hard.

  • @wvjmat1
    @wvjmat1 Рік тому +3

    You are tremendous! Thanks for a great 25 minutes. My husband is beginning his 4th week in the hospital, so I really needed some laughs tonight. I've sent this to all my Joisey friends.
    From, a Jersey Gal.

  • @ruthlewis6678
    @ruthlewis6678 2 роки тому +5

    I have a cousin who grew up in NJ in a huge old house that had large Italian families on each side. So many wonderful stories. What great neighbors.

  • @lesha1492
    @lesha1492 2 роки тому +6

    He would have fit in so well in The Sopranos. He's sooooo Italian and funny as all get out. Thoroughly enjoyed!!

  • @DurpVonFronz
    @DurpVonFronz 2 роки тому +48

    When they laugh at their own jokes, that, that cracks me up so bad

  • @divinecomedy0
    @divinecomedy0 2 роки тому +16

    I need a price check manager on self-serve.....maybe I AM the manager! Hilarious!!😅

  • @jamesritz7254
    @jamesritz7254 2 роки тому +8

    I'm from Jersey, Mike. You are great

  • @knockemoutjohnjustjohn2763
    @knockemoutjohnjustjohn2763 2 роки тому +7

    God please help me. I think I love this guy. He made more sense than anything I've heard in a long time.

  • @Mizosoop
    @Mizosoop 2 роки тому +13

    OMG, this guy. My dad is no longer living, but he would have loved this guy. His kinda comedy. Thanks for this.

  • @MRR_Shadowolf
    @MRR_Shadowolf 2 роки тому +8

    Laughed so hard at his comedic presence! Great Material!

  • @leonardking84
    @leonardking84 2 роки тому +7

    This guy is a great character actor. He belongs in film and TV. I'm a fan already !!!

  • @tomorrowmely3624
    @tomorrowmely3624 2 роки тому +2

    He's really one of the best, a born comedian with great jokes and remarkable sense of timing. Thoroughly enjoyed!

  • @MrCharlie347
    @MrCharlie347 2 роки тому +9

    This fool is so hilarious I had to stop drinking my prune juice (grey goose x hard Mike's strawberry and mango mix) to take a breather and I'm only 29yrs old...so far my top comedian...somebody make a compilation of his videos now!...

  • @glenpolen5562
    @glenpolen5562 2 роки тому +10

    This guy is superb. He is really funny.
    He reminds me a little of Don Rickles.
    Thanks for posting it on you tube.

    • @alessandrobianchi9868
      @alessandrobianchi9868 2 роки тому +1

      He's really great 😊.. his accent is everything don't you think!?

    • @glenpolen5562
      @glenpolen5562 2 роки тому

      @@alessandrobianchi9868 haaa haaa, yes. Yes it does add to his character, and his act. Lol.

  • @jakemcnamara8317
    @jakemcnamara8317 2 роки тому +54

    His time out joke was gold! Reminded me of my mom. Good times.

  • @beverlygriffin670
    @beverlygriffin670 2 роки тому +23

    Nice job!! You are hilarious!! 🤣Really enjoyed your set.

  • @davidquirk8097
    @davidquirk8097 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks

  • @childoftheeternalking2041
    @childoftheeternalking2041 2 роки тому +8

    That was great!👍
    I absolutely love Italian comedians' jokes.

  • @andreazumpano8006
    @andreazumpano8006 2 роки тому +8

    I’m crying laughing! You’re hysterical! Yes! Make America Italian again!

    • @alessandrobianchi9868
      @alessandrobianchi9868 2 роки тому +1

      You're actually crying laughing!? ..I have no clue wether I'm cry or laughing 😆😂 he's really great at what he does don't you think?

  • @deborahosborne3379
    @deborahosborne3379 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks!

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 2 роки тому +15

    His accent is everything.

    • @najat5779
      @najat5779 2 роки тому +4

      "Ey. Wut accent you talkin about? We got no accents, the rest o yiz do.

    • @gpl992
      @gpl992 Рік тому

      @@najat5779 Aye,OHHHHHH!Whatchu tawkin' bout heah?!

  • @mely260
    @mely260 2 роки тому +6

    "That's hilarious and you know it" Love himmm now

  • @davenock3683
    @davenock3683 2 роки тому +70

    He’s funny af….and there ain’t nuthin you can do about it.

  • @noreenmacuga1866
    @noreenmacuga1866 2 роки тому +10

    Haha! Our new saying at our house is “ you gotta be your own customer service” 😂

  • @rolandswift4311
    @rolandswift4311 2 роки тому +13

    to those of you who are wondering, the coffins at Cosco are in case someone holds up he line when you're in a hurry.... but you didn't hear it from me

  • @winsomelorainepeter6773
    @winsomelorainepeter6773 2 роки тому +3

    What a brilliant performance! Mike Marino, you would make an excellent president of the US...!!!....really good comedy and absolutely enjoyable! Thank you Mike!

  • @KnuckleBigFoot
    @KnuckleBigFoot 2 роки тому +31

    Awesome set. Loved this guy. 🤣

  • @chrismiller5198
    @chrismiller5198 2 роки тому +8

    Three things: 1. I love the accent. 2. He said "baloney" just for the Utah audience. Anywhere else I'm sure he would have used another "b" word. 3. We've had Italian Supreme Court justices so an Italian president is just a matter of time.

  • @nelsonrobison2610
    @nelsonrobison2610 2 роки тому +3

    This guy is truly funny. He could be on any late night show and be a hit!

  • @musicfancier
    @musicfancier 2 роки тому +7

    OMG Lolololololol 😂 Soooooooo funny! I laughed from the beginning to the end! Lololol and also I am a cashier. That one really got me.👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @connierogerson1168
    @connierogerson1168 2 роки тому +17

    He cracked himself up.

    • @najat5779
      @najat5779 2 роки тому

      Yeah and we all laughed anyway!

  • @EmmysCoolVids123
    @EmmysCoolVids123 Рік тому +4

    If we had an Italian american president like marino, I'd be glued to the TV 📺 😂

  • @russswelding6222
    @russswelding6222 2 роки тому +8

    He did good I would like to see more of his stand up

  • @sharyldutter9694
    @sharyldutter9694 2 роки тому +7

    It takes a lot to get me laughing.
    This guy had me laughing. 😹😹😹

  • @jasonchicoine4282
    @jasonchicoine4282 2 роки тому +8

    I keep waiting for him to say hey vinnie hit him with the bat

  • @marya6445
    @marya6445 Рік тому +2

    This guy is hilarious. The audience is asleep at the wheel.

  • @tinajames9839
    @tinajames9839 2 роки тому +10

    Audience didn't clap for fear of missing another good one! This guy is quick! Barely takes time to breathe between jokes. Humor is definitely his first language. I don't know comedians usually get rated but I'd give him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (5/5)

  • @1975normal
    @1975normal 2 роки тому +7

    This was truly one of the best Comedy sets I’ve ever seen.
    I love when he starts laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @santiagk
    @santiagk Рік тому +2

    I laughed until I cried! He is SOOOO funny!!!

  • @kymburriss4260
    @kymburriss4260 2 роки тому +9

    This guy nails it 😆😆😆

  • @Lord_OTD
    @Lord_OTD 2 роки тому +7

    Come on people, this man’s hilarious! 😹👏🏿

    • @Growmap
      @Growmap 2 роки тому +1

      Yes. Al Dente. Latte foam so silly.

  • @lemonyskunkketts7781
    @lemonyskunkketts7781 2 роки тому +13

    I got a Mel Brooks/ Rodney Dangerfield vibe from this. 👍

  • @og.hetera8433
    @og.hetera8433 2 роки тому +1

    This dude Mike Marino is hilarious!!!

  • @jeanroeder5534
    @jeanroeder5534 2 роки тому +3

    I like that, 10% discount as a self-checkout employee of Walmart.

  • @Ekwensuocha666
    @Ekwensuocha666 2 роки тому

    This was one of the best I've seen on Dry Bar.

  • @concettaworkman5895
    @concettaworkman5895 2 роки тому +10

    You are the man. We need more.

  • @iboj.2403
    @iboj.2403 2 роки тому +4

    You are the best! Very funny!
    👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤩

  • @TheNewGreenIsBlue
    @TheNewGreenIsBlue 2 роки тому +10

    Oh man... it takes talent to make a punch line funny when you KNOW what the punch line is and when it's coming.

  • @eliasmartinez3127
    @eliasmartinez3127 2 роки тому +6

    Let it marinate..
    Lmfao!!

  • @christinebutler1230
    @christinebutler1230 2 роки тому +2

    When I was a kid, I didn't know you could buy an actual slip and slide. My mom had a roll of plastic she rolled out on the sidewalk, on the hill of our street with the garden hose running water down it. You had to run to slide and the try not to go all the way to the concrete!

  • @brendapeters3006
    @brendapeters3006 2 роки тому +10

    Freaking hilarious!

  • @graemewatson2296
    @graemewatson2296 2 роки тому +2

    Excellent Mike.

  • @MsDesiree39
    @MsDesiree39 2 роки тому +34

    He's hilarious! got my halloween giggles cause Walmart is too tempting

  • @creativecrafter6772
    @creativecrafter6772 2 роки тому +3

    AWESOME!!

  • @bluesky7838
    @bluesky7838 2 роки тому +1

    Let it marinate. It's hilarious.

  • @sheilasullivan1950
    @sheilasullivan1950 2 роки тому

    Oh stay old school Mike. Irish catholic from Beara south west Ireland. Got every bit your routine. Family in Brooklyn, Queens and New Jersey!! Only went there once in 1985. You're alright. Used to be a cashier and object fiercely to self checkout! I'm crying laughing here! Thank you! Gracie, gracie! give your Momma a huge hug. She raised you right. Family is everything. Can't wait to see what you got next for us.

  • @buckbuck22
    @buckbuck22 Рік тому +1

    mike is awesome! Utah, wake up, it's laughy time😀 jk, maybe? Thank you Mike it made my night to listen, so funny!

  • @joan2597
    @joan2597 2 роки тому +8

    Make America Italian Again 🤣 Funny guy .

  • @zigmogcreator
    @zigmogcreator 2 роки тому +5

    Awesome job. Very good timing. Made me even more scared of the Mafia

  • @durgareed
    @durgareed 2 роки тому +10

    that opener was absolute fire...

    • @rthepunk
      @rthepunk 2 роки тому +2

      Community service !!! Hilarious

  • @brandongovreau9218
    @brandongovreau9218 2 роки тому +17

    imagine this Mafia godfather of the United States president of America

  • @Kayenne54
    @Kayenne54 2 роки тому +3

    Self service poor service is very relatable. Went to Aussie Target recently. Woman there directing "traffic" as a "Self Service Assistant" and I sincerely felt sorry that over a dozen workers were displaced so I could spend five minutes figuring out how to find the barcode on an obscure item...which is five times dearer than the last time I got it 2 years ago...apparently there's no discount available for "domestic blindness" relating to barcodes...Next time I go in, there'll be a Dalek Robot squeaking across the floor at me and yelling in Robotic Unintelligible...and even the Lone Self Service Assistance will be at home watching how great technology is these days...

  • @valoryj5603
    @valoryj5603 2 роки тому

    Oh man that was hilarious start to finish. The Walmart rant, I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @onesmallface7
    @onesmallface7 5 місяців тому

    Loved this! Thank you for the gut laugh!! Felt like Home :)

  • @deborahkizer4664
    @deborahkizer4664 2 роки тому +7

    Ours has a eye clinic a subway . and a bank. Lol. 😂

    • @DianaKayUSA
      @DianaKayUSA 2 роки тому +1

      Don’t forget the nail salon, hair salon & pretzel place 😂😂😂

  • @anneoboyle8447
    @anneoboyle8447 Рік тому

    I LOVE this 💖 🎉 guy! Thanks, Mike! 😁😆😂🤣🍀

  • @canesfan3526
    @canesfan3526 2 роки тому +13

    Go to Walmart to see a docduh..😁😁

  • @Damaris756
    @Damaris756 2 роки тому

    Thank you! I’ve thought this many times as I’m checking out my own stuff, thinking, “now I gotta scan AND bag my own items?! I haven’t been trained for this, what do I work here now?” Haha, thank you for putting my thoughts into words.

  • @estherhemming2314
    @estherhemming2314 2 роки тому

    Boy, he must have stood behind me in the self checkout. I have said that many times, we deserve a discount for checking ourselves out!!! He is hilarious!

  • @heatherdawn13
    @heatherdawn13 Рік тому

    Love you and Dry Bar Comedy 😂

  • @deathmauler181
    @deathmauler181 2 роки тому +3

    This man is a gift

    • @alessandrobianchi9868
      @alessandrobianchi9868 2 роки тому

      Well yes he truly is great at what he does .to me his accent is everything don't you think?

    • @deathmauler181
      @deathmauler181 Рік тому +1

      @@alessandrobianchi9868 indeed I do ,he's very enjoyable I'd pay good money to see him perform

  • @grandmalovesmebest
    @grandmalovesmebest 2 роки тому

    Super great fun. Thanks.

  • @AnnLippert1
    @AnnLippert1 Рік тому +1

    Great stuff

  • @FLORIDAHOMEBUYER
    @FLORIDAHOMEBUYER Рік тому +1

    OMG I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD!!! THIS GUY IS A RIOT!

  • @mike840621
    @mike840621 9 місяців тому

    Don't have to wait for me man, that was hilarious!

  • @ceaseoccupation
    @ceaseoccupation 2 роки тому +2

    Enjoyed very much very funny!!

  • @JakHart
    @JakHart 2 роки тому +8

    If I had a dollar for every time a comedian made the exact same joke about walking into Walmart to buy a tube of toothpaste...
    I would literally have enough money that I could sit on the board of chairman for Walmart.

    • @rustylee1836
      @rustylee1836 2 роки тому +1

      And self checkout. They all have to say "I don't work here" but they do. The shopping is 5x the work that ringing/bagging the groceries is. Then they take their groceries out and load it in their car.
      But he and tons of other people make a big deal about drawing the line at the ringing part of it.
      I love self checkout I get out WAAAAY quicker :)

  • @ae7906-u8i
    @ae7906-u8i 2 роки тому +2

    Ridiculously funny! I loved the Walmart bit.

  • @jennifermorrales3389
    @jennifermorrales3389 2 роки тому +4

    Omg this man was just amazing.. 😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂thank you sir for your jokes god bless you always

  • @martileonard8254
    @martileonard8254 2 роки тому +1

    😂🎉😅😂 who else thought of Abbott & casstello with that Walmart name tag bit? That was halerius !

    • @najat5779
      @najat5779 2 роки тому

      Okay, it wasn't just me.

  • @colleenscottcarmello5103
    @colleenscottcarmello5103 2 роки тому +5

    omg... laughing my butt off.. ☺

    • @AviViljoen
      @AviViljoen 2 роки тому +1

      No, it's still there.

  • @heavnnnsent
    @heavnnnsent Місяць тому

    I saw this guy on Byron Allen's comics unleashed..... Best show on TV. 😊 Love this guys accent and his material!

  • @Dr.Pepper001
    @Dr.Pepper001 2 роки тому +2

    20:42 I didn't get the one about Kirkland pianos.

    • @Tullowit
      @Tullowit 2 роки тому

      Kirkland is Costco's own brand name. It is like buying the generic brand at a supermarket... though the Kirkland stuff is usually decent.

  • @ashley3182
    @ashley3182 2 роки тому +3

    Love it your awesome!

  • @ron5118
    @ron5118 2 роки тому +5

    Awesome