No Italian family played a game called Clue. Come on. Could you imagine my family: ‘Who done it?’ ‘I dunno. I didn’t see nothin’ 😅 ...I’m cracking up here. Mike is really funny.
I love this guy! Nothing better than a Jersey accent - the Italians - love them! "I don't know what happened, but they're gone now, and there's nothin' you can do about it." I'll vote for him.
I recently moved from Jersey to South Carolina. I absolutely love the place and the people are super friendly. But oh my Lord, they have some goofy accents down here. After 3 days I joked with my husband and told him that, next time we go to a restaurant I'm gonna ask if the waitress can fake a Jersey accent so I can understand them. Good news was the Lord heard my prayers. the next day we went to a restaurant, our waiter was from Brooklyn. I understood every word he said
Sending this to my daughter b/c when she thinks something is super funny she always says it was...wait for it...absolutely hilarious. Must be a Jersey Italian thing 😆
My wife is Sicilian from Queens. Her mama’s family was the neighborhood. I’m sure you understand. Her daddy was a wild eyed Micmac from Maine that fabricated everything from firearms to oil drilling rigs out of steel. My wife was a wild eyed biker chick when I met her, myself fresh from the Navy and squirrelly as the day is long. Come to find out, she’s a Navy veteran herself. Sometimes the wild eyed folks are assholes (her dad had such tendencies). Her mom was hardcore but she absolutely loved to laugh and I loved making her laugh. My wild eyed wife and I have been together for 42+ years now, far beyond the 6 months everyone gave us. My wild eyed wife is absolutely amazing! I’m still smitten!
@Dr. Froghopper I'm a Squid, too! And a Grunt. Your story gives me hope. I retired Army 10 years ago still single and and hopeful. Thank you for blazing the trail Shipmate. Hooah.
@@alessandrobianchi9868 I became an instant fan when I saw this. Best one I've seen off Dry Bar. True, accent is cool, but it's the delivery and the cliche that's exploited... It's like the way the art came together which is what made it so remarkable. Amazing!
What's wrong with staying home taking care of your mom? That makes you a good man, God knows we need more good men in this country. You got my respects for taking care of your mother.
I moved home temporarily because my landlord (slumlord) screwed me out of buying the house I was renting. It became far more permanent than I intended when I learned my mother's health was to a point she couldn't hardly carry a case of bottled water in anymore, amongst many other things that are insanely hard on her now, that she never once mentioned to me and my brother.the sad part is. 99% of people my age still at home are there for their parents to take care of.
As an Aussie I found Mike to be very good and easy to relate to, which isn't the case with a lot of US comedians, as most have the jokes too centric to the USA. Looking forward to further work by Mike. Well done. 👍
Thats bc we don't know anything about anyone or any place else (excluding self). But we have been invaded by migrants from around the world so that's bound to change very soon.😁
You are tremendous! Thanks for a great 25 minutes. My husband is beginning his 4th week in the hospital, so I really needed some laughs tonight. I've sent this to all my Joisey friends. From, a Jersey Gal.
This fool is so hilarious I had to stop drinking my prune juice (grey goose x hard Mike's strawberry and mango mix) to take a breather and I'm only 29yrs old...so far my top comedian...somebody make a compilation of his videos now!...
What a brilliant performance! Mike Marino, you would make an excellent president of the US...!!!....really good comedy and absolutely enjoyable! Thank you Mike!
Three things: 1. I love the accent. 2. He said "baloney" just for the Utah audience. Anywhere else I'm sure he would have used another "b" word. 3. We've had Italian Supreme Court justices so an Italian president is just a matter of time.
Audience didn't clap for fear of missing another good one! This guy is quick! Barely takes time to breathe between jokes. Humor is definitely his first language. I don't know comedians usually get rated but I'd give him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (5/5)
When I was a kid, I didn't know you could buy an actual slip and slide. My mom had a roll of plastic she rolled out on the sidewalk, on the hill of our street with the garden hose running water down it. You had to run to slide and the try not to go all the way to the concrete!
Oh stay old school Mike. Irish catholic from Beara south west Ireland. Got every bit your routine. Family in Brooklyn, Queens and New Jersey!! Only went there once in 1985. You're alright. Used to be a cashier and object fiercely to self checkout! I'm crying laughing here! Thank you! Gracie, gracie! give your Momma a huge hug. She raised you right. Family is everything. Can't wait to see what you got next for us.
Self service poor service is very relatable. Went to Aussie Target recently. Woman there directing "traffic" as a "Self Service Assistant" and I sincerely felt sorry that over a dozen workers were displaced so I could spend five minutes figuring out how to find the barcode on an obscure item...which is five times dearer than the last time I got it 2 years ago...apparently there's no discount available for "domestic blindness" relating to barcodes...Next time I go in, there'll be a Dalek Robot squeaking across the floor at me and yelling in Robotic Unintelligible...and even the Lone Self Service Assistance will be at home watching how great technology is these days...
Thank you! I’ve thought this many times as I’m checking out my own stuff, thinking, “now I gotta scan AND bag my own items?! I haven’t been trained for this, what do I work here now?” Haha, thank you for putting my thoughts into words.
Boy, he must have stood behind me in the self checkout. I have said that many times, we deserve a discount for checking ourselves out!!! He is hilarious!
If I had a dollar for every time a comedian made the exact same joke about walking into Walmart to buy a tube of toothpaste... I would literally have enough money that I could sit on the board of chairman for Walmart.
And self checkout. They all have to say "I don't work here" but they do. The shopping is 5x the work that ringing/bagging the groceries is. Then they take their groceries out and load it in their car. But he and tons of other people make a big deal about drawing the line at the ringing part of it. I love self checkout I get out WAAAAY quicker :)
No Italian family played a game called Clue. Come on. Could you imagine my family: ‘Who done it?’ ‘I dunno. I didn’t see nothin’ 😅 ...I’m cracking up here. Mike is really funny.
I’m watching these videos in the mornings. Much better than the news.
You're not kidding!
I love this guy! Nothing better than a Jersey accent - the Italians - love them! "I don't know what happened, but they're gone now, and there's nothin' you can do about it." I'll vote for him.
I recently moved from Jersey to South Carolina. I absolutely love the place and the people are super friendly. But oh my Lord, they have some goofy accents down here. After 3 days I joked with my husband and told him that, next time we go to a restaurant I'm gonna ask if the waitress can fake a Jersey accent so I can understand them. Good news was the Lord heard my prayers. the next day we went to a restaurant, our waiter was from Brooklyn. I understood every word he said
I cannot stress this enough! ANY comedian that laughs at their own jokes; is a very funny and good person all around.
Thank you Dry Bar Comedy.
You are impacting the world.
I praise God for you.
Amen!
oh lord that whole SKIT WAS ABSOLUTELY HILAROUS.
Sending this to my daughter b/c when she thinks something is super funny she always says it was...wait for it...absolutely hilarious. Must be a Jersey Italian thing 😆
My wife is Sicilian from Queens. Her mama’s family was the neighborhood. I’m sure you understand. Her daddy was a wild eyed Micmac from Maine that fabricated everything from firearms to oil drilling rigs out of steel. My wife was a wild eyed biker chick when I met her, myself fresh from the Navy and squirrelly as the day is long. Come to find out, she’s a Navy veteran herself. Sometimes the wild eyed folks are assholes (her dad had such tendencies). Her mom was hardcore but she absolutely loved to laugh and I loved making her laugh. My wild eyed wife and I have been together for 42+ years now, far beyond the 6 months everyone gave us. My wild eyed wife is absolutely amazing! I’m still smitten!
At 42 years. You come from long before this modern "throw it away and start fresh" mentality people apply to everything in life.
@Dr. Froghopper I'm a Squid, too! And a Grunt. Your story gives me hope. I retired Army 10 years ago still single and and hopeful.
Thank you for blazing the trail Shipmate. Hooah.
Who cares.
"Sicilian from Queens"? If she's not Sicilian from Sicily she's just not Sicilian
@@virgim_ She is a Queen.
That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Hysterical. Loved every minute of it.
He's really great at what he does..well for me his accent is everything 😆
@@alessandrobianchi9868 I became an instant fan when I saw this. Best one I've seen off Dry Bar. True, accent is cool, but it's the delivery and the cliche that's exploited... It's like the way the art came together which is what made it so remarkable. Amazing!
I love how he so thoroughly enjoys telling these hilarious stories and jokes.
The Clue joke, I LOL'd. "Who did it?" "I don't know. I didn't see nuttin".
What's wrong with staying home taking care of your mom? That makes you a good man, God knows we need more good men in this country. You got my respects for taking care of your mother.
I think it's pronounced "mah-thah" 🤣
Everyone should take care of their moms. I agree with you 🙂
Says the man who stays in his mom's basement
I moved home temporarily because my landlord (slumlord) screwed me out of buying the house I was renting. It became far more permanent than I intended when I learned my mother's health was to a point she couldn't hardly carry a case of bottled water in anymore, amongst many other things that are insanely hard on her now, that she never once mentioned to me and my brother.the sad part is. 99% of people my age still at home are there for their parents to take care of.
@@bigc9464
PLEASE look after her.
Absolutely hilarious…..excellent comic! We needed someone like this !!
You can say that again! 😊
This guy could be in the movies. If they still made good movies.
I agree
@Bob Valdez can I be in it?
As an Aussie I found Mike to be very good and easy to relate to, which isn't the case with a lot of US comedians, as most have the jokes too centric to the USA. Looking forward to further work by Mike. Well done. 👍
In the rest of the states, we find the accent great with comedy. Love from Michigan.
As a new Zealander, I agree. I can relate to this guy, and to Aussies.
Thats bc we don't know anything about anyone or any place else (excluding self). But we have been invaded by migrants from around the world so that's bound to change very soon.😁
He is hilarious
"I'd send somebody else to your house."
Serious and funny.
Seriously funny.
Shut up it's me.. How do I know am not the manager, I could be the Doctor 🤣 Had me laughing hard.
You are tremendous! Thanks for a great 25 minutes. My husband is beginning his 4th week in the hospital, so I really needed some laughs tonight. I've sent this to all my Joisey friends.
From, a Jersey Gal.
I have a cousin who grew up in NJ in a huge old house that had large Italian families on each side. So many wonderful stories. What great neighbors.
He would have fit in so well in The Sopranos. He's sooooo Italian and funny as all get out. Thoroughly enjoyed!!
When they laugh at their own jokes, that, that cracks me up so bad
Me too. It makes the gigs even funnier to me.😄
I need a price check manager on self-serve.....maybe I AM the manager! Hilarious!!😅
I'm from Jersey, Mike. You are great
God please help me. I think I love this guy. He made more sense than anything I've heard in a long time.
OMG, this guy. My dad is no longer living, but he would have loved this guy. His kinda comedy. Thanks for this.
Laughed so hard at his comedic presence! Great Material!
This guy is a great character actor. He belongs in film and TV. I'm a fan already !!!
He's really one of the best, a born comedian with great jokes and remarkable sense of timing. Thoroughly enjoyed!
This fool is so hilarious I had to stop drinking my prune juice (grey goose x hard Mike's strawberry and mango mix) to take a breather and I'm only 29yrs old...so far my top comedian...somebody make a compilation of his videos now!...
This guy is superb. He is really funny.
He reminds me a little of Don Rickles.
Thanks for posting it on you tube.
He's really great 😊.. his accent is everything don't you think!?
@@alessandrobianchi9868 haaa haaa, yes. Yes it does add to his character, and his act. Lol.
His time out joke was gold! Reminded me of my mom. Good times.
Nice job!! You are hilarious!! 🤣Really enjoyed your set.
Thanks
That was great!👍
I absolutely love Italian comedians' jokes.
I’m crying laughing! You’re hysterical! Yes! Make America Italian again!
You're actually crying laughing!? ..I have no clue wether I'm cry or laughing 😆😂 he's really great at what he does don't you think?
Thanks!
His accent is everything.
"Ey. Wut accent you talkin about? We got no accents, the rest o yiz do.
@@najat5779 Aye,OHHHHHH!Whatchu tawkin' bout heah?!
"That's hilarious and you know it" Love himmm now
He’s funny af….and there ain’t nuthin you can do about it.
Haha! Our new saying at our house is “ you gotta be your own customer service” 😂
😂🤣🤣😭
to those of you who are wondering, the coffins at Cosco are in case someone holds up he line when you're in a hurry.... but you didn't hear it from me
What a brilliant performance! Mike Marino, you would make an excellent president of the US...!!!....really good comedy and absolutely enjoyable! Thank you Mike!
Awesome set. Loved this guy. 🤣
Three things: 1. I love the accent. 2. He said "baloney" just for the Utah audience. Anywhere else I'm sure he would have used another "b" word. 3. We've had Italian Supreme Court justices so an Italian president is just a matter of time.
Mike for president!!😆
This guy is truly funny. He could be on any late night show and be a hit!
OMG Lolololololol 😂 Soooooooo funny! I laughed from the beginning to the end! Lololol and also I am a cashier. That one really got me.👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He cracked himself up.
Yeah and we all laughed anyway!
If we had an Italian american president like marino, I'd be glued to the TV 📺 😂
He did good I would like to see more of his stand up
It takes a lot to get me laughing.
This guy had me laughing. 😹😹😹
I keep waiting for him to say hey vinnie hit him with the bat
This guy is hilarious. The audience is asleep at the wheel.
Audience didn't clap for fear of missing another good one! This guy is quick! Barely takes time to breathe between jokes. Humor is definitely his first language. I don't know comedians usually get rated but I'd give him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (5/5)
This was truly one of the best Comedy sets I’ve ever seen.
I love when he starts laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed until I cried! He is SOOOO funny!!!
This guy nails it 😆😆😆
Come on people, this man’s hilarious! 😹👏🏿
Yes. Al Dente. Latte foam so silly.
I got a Mel Brooks/ Rodney Dangerfield vibe from this. 👍
This dude Mike Marino is hilarious!!!
I like that, 10% discount as a self-checkout employee of Walmart.
This was one of the best I've seen on Dry Bar.
You are the man. We need more.
We?
You are the best! Very funny!
👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤩
Oh man... it takes talent to make a punch line funny when you KNOW what the punch line is and when it's coming.
Let it marinate..
Lmfao!!
When I was a kid, I didn't know you could buy an actual slip and slide. My mom had a roll of plastic she rolled out on the sidewalk, on the hill of our street with the garden hose running water down it. You had to run to slide and the try not to go all the way to the concrete!
Freaking hilarious!
Excellent Mike.
He's hilarious! got my halloween giggles cause Walmart is too tempting
AWESOME!!
Let it marinate. It's hilarious.
Oh stay old school Mike. Irish catholic from Beara south west Ireland. Got every bit your routine. Family in Brooklyn, Queens and New Jersey!! Only went there once in 1985. You're alright. Used to be a cashier and object fiercely to self checkout! I'm crying laughing here! Thank you! Gracie, gracie! give your Momma a huge hug. She raised you right. Family is everything. Can't wait to see what you got next for us.
mike is awesome! Utah, wake up, it's laughy time😀 jk, maybe? Thank you Mike it made my night to listen, so funny!
Make America Italian Again 🤣 Funny guy .
Awesome job. Very good timing. Made me even more scared of the Mafia
that opener was absolute fire...
Community service !!! Hilarious
imagine this Mafia godfather of the United States president of America
Self service poor service is very relatable. Went to Aussie Target recently. Woman there directing "traffic" as a "Self Service Assistant" and I sincerely felt sorry that over a dozen workers were displaced so I could spend five minutes figuring out how to find the barcode on an obscure item...which is five times dearer than the last time I got it 2 years ago...apparently there's no discount available for "domestic blindness" relating to barcodes...Next time I go in, there'll be a Dalek Robot squeaking across the floor at me and yelling in Robotic Unintelligible...and even the Lone Self Service Assistance will be at home watching how great technology is these days...
Oh man that was hilarious start to finish. The Walmart rant, I couldn't stop laughing.
Loved this! Thank you for the gut laugh!! Felt like Home :)
Ours has a eye clinic a subway . and a bank. Lol. 😂
Don’t forget the nail salon, hair salon & pretzel place 😂😂😂
I LOVE this 💖 🎉 guy! Thanks, Mike! 😁😆😂🤣🍀
Go to Walmart to see a docduh..😁😁
Thank you! I’ve thought this many times as I’m checking out my own stuff, thinking, “now I gotta scan AND bag my own items?! I haven’t been trained for this, what do I work here now?” Haha, thank you for putting my thoughts into words.
Boy, he must have stood behind me in the self checkout. I have said that many times, we deserve a discount for checking ourselves out!!! He is hilarious!
Love you and Dry Bar Comedy 😂
This man is a gift
Well yes he truly is great at what he does .to me his accent is everything don't you think?
@@alessandrobianchi9868 indeed I do ,he's very enjoyable I'd pay good money to see him perform
Super great fun. Thanks.
Great stuff
OMG I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD!!! THIS GUY IS A RIOT!
Don't have to wait for me man, that was hilarious!
Enjoyed very much very funny!!
If I had a dollar for every time a comedian made the exact same joke about walking into Walmart to buy a tube of toothpaste...
I would literally have enough money that I could sit on the board of chairman for Walmart.
And self checkout. They all have to say "I don't work here" but they do. The shopping is 5x the work that ringing/bagging the groceries is. Then they take their groceries out and load it in their car.
But he and tons of other people make a big deal about drawing the line at the ringing part of it.
I love self checkout I get out WAAAAY quicker :)
Ridiculously funny! I loved the Walmart bit.
He makes good points!
Omg this man was just amazing.. 😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂thank you sir for your jokes god bless you always
😂🎉😅😂 who else thought of Abbott & casstello with that Walmart name tag bit? That was halerius !
Okay, it wasn't just me.
omg... laughing my butt off.. ☺
No, it's still there.
I saw this guy on Byron Allen's comics unleashed..... Best show on TV. 😊 Love this guys accent and his material!
20:42 I didn't get the one about Kirkland pianos.
Kirkland is Costco's own brand name. It is like buying the generic brand at a supermarket... though the Kirkland stuff is usually decent.
Love it your awesome!
Awesome