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- Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
- Hard Ticket to Hawaii was one of the first movies we watched on the channel, so reviewing the sequel was long overdue. C Cup and D Cup return to fight crime. Or whatever. The stories don't mean much in Andy Sidaris' movies.
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"Is my memory just inflating breasts?" -- Jason Brant 2023 🤣
It definitely was.
Let's be honest; that's a common problem.
Mammary memory!
"Thanks for the Mammories"!
@@drs2328quality
There is no better description to this movie than the quote "It's like a 12 year-old wrote a movie." Bewbs, explosions and shorty-shorts. Most excellent.
My kinda movie.
It doesn't matter what genre of movie a twelve year old is trying to write, it will always turn out just like this.
Lips was a bad guy and Erin called the pinky ring at the beginning of the movie in the restaurant. She has actually cracked the movie code. 💯
It's unbelievable.
@JasonBrant True story: I've been going through the Andy Sidaris filmography on Tubi recently, and when I saw Lips's pinky ring in this movie, I literally gasped.
I'm never going to be able to watch a movie again if a character has a pinky ring on, lol. I'll know who the villain is right away. It's so weird how it works for so many movies.
@@ZeyTheDaemon I can't describe my disappointment at there not being a "pinky ring" TvTropes page.
@@RevanAlaire That is a sin and needs to be absolved. Someone should make it one, lol. It's happened way too many times in these movies for it to just be a one-off thing.
The talent in this film is top shelf. And Erin’s reaction to that dude’s plum smugglers was amazing. She really lends a lot to these videos. She’s a keeper!
“Plum smugglers” that’s hilarious 😂
I've heard "nut huggers" and "grape smugglers", but never "plum smugglers" before. I suppose "plum smugglers" is more flattering.
The talent _is_ their top shelves.
@@SebastianMikulec
I always said “if she crossed the border, they’d already her,” if someone asked why, I’d answer “she’s smuggling raisins.”
I haven't heard plum smugglers before 🤣🤣
The day an Andy Sidaris film graced your screens was the greatest day of your lives.... for him it was THURSDAY!
Well said.
This was a good one. XD I like Street Fighter.
3:26 "What a contrast" says Erin about the fat guy and the ripped guy, then it immediately cuts back to Erin (a personal fitness trainer) and Jason...
Hey now. I resemble that remark.
The director was an amazing sports director and did about every sport you can imagine for television. He pretty much invented sports broadcasting as it is known today. He turned that into doing tv shows then films… he is really unique. There are some pretty solid interviews out there if you can find them…worth your time to find them.
He's a true legend.
I recently did a marathon of the first 4 Andy Sidaris Girls and Guns movies. I'd rate them, from best to worst: 1) Hard Ticket To Hawaii 2) Savage Beach 3) Picasso Trigger 4) Malibu Express. None of the other 3 movies ever reach the incredible heights of absurdity of Hard Ticket To Hawaii, but they're all enjoyable to watch. Plus, I appreciate that Andy Sidaris' solution to delivering boring exposition is "let's have topless Playboy models deliver said exposition in a hot tub". What a ****ing legend that Andy Sidaris.
It's the best way to deliver exposition I've ever seen in a movie.
Do or Die was my personal favorite, because Roberta Vasquez (the hottest Andy Sidaris girl IMHO) got a bigger role, and because Pat Morita plays the villain.
"Is my memory just inflating breasts?"
It's like when someone tells the story about how big a fish they caught, and every time they tell the story the fish gets bigger.
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C-cup and D-cup were amazing, hope the got an Oscar for their performances. 😁
18:00; the phrase, "Oh, come ON!" immediately comes to mind.
The title has "Picasso" in it, which = art, and it also has "Trigger", which = action. Sounds like a winner.
Hell yes.
Andy Sidaris' and his wife's commentary on these DVDs is kind of good. It really sounds like everyone had good time making them.
I bet no cocaine was snorted by anyone. Good times.
I need to listen to those.
@@dauntae24Cocaine? In the 80s? On a movie set? I am appalled but the thought!😂
I remember seeing this late at night on Cinemax back in the day. That's all I'm willing to say about it.
You mean Skinemax?
Skinemax was legendary.
That's an awesome late night find.
@SebastianMikulec If you were a teenager male in the 90s Skinemax was a good friend. Night Eyes trilogy with Andrew Steven's.
@@georgesykes394Elicit Behavior
Thank you Jason so much, this is absolutely hilarious, and seeing ERIN crack up and react is always worth the watch. I know I say this a lot, but I really do appreciate your videos. It’s been a really tough time for me lately healthwise, your videos help me make it through the day. Depression is really hard when you’re sick all the time and it’s really hard to find things to make you smile. I wish that I could shake your hand and tell you how appreciated you and Erin and the SBIG crew are. I love you guys. ❤
Sorry you're having a tough time. Stay strong for us, bud. Keep laughing at our stupidity.
I've been in a similar situation for just a few months now. Depression has been there since I was about 17 (which is 20 years ago now), but losing my job back in May really hit hard. During this time I found this channel and it really *does* help make me smile! I hope you feel better soon, find more reasons to smile and laugh. Hang in there! We all deserve happiness, love and laughter! ❤
Hilarious. I laughed my lunch up into my nose and I'm going to be clearing the peanut butter out of my sinuses for most of the day.
Haha sorry about that.
And the pinky ring theory prevails once again!
I don't think we need to keep calling it a theory any longer.
It's unbelievable.
The Andy Sidaris universe is underrated
Erin's reaction to the banana hammock was worth it. And your excitement over the whole turn was unexpected but hilarious
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Ah, Andy Sidaris. Truly a legend of late night TV.
A true GOAT.
Don't care what NOBODY says, I loved and will always LOVE Andy Sidaris movies, thanks to his wife/widow for keeping them alive today (she was the producer for all of them).
Man is a legend.
This channel has now surpassed any other bad movie review channel around, because I didn't even know Hard Ticket To Hawaii had a sequel LOL.
Hard Ticket To Hawaii is itself a sequel. The first movie in the series is Malibu Express. It doesn't have C Cup and D Cup in it, though.
@@SebastianMikulec Well then I know why no one ever talks about it.
@@ernieb352 Believe me, there's plenty of boobs in Malibu Express, just different boobs. There's also one more movie after Picasso Trigger with C Cup and D Cup, Savage Beach. I'm sure we'll see it on this channel at some point.
@@SebastianMikulec Andy Sidaris has his own cinematic universe. There's a whole fucking series of these movies -- I think he's done about 12 of them.
Thanks 🤣 We'll do the third at some point!
Erin! You didn't take credit for noticing the pinky ring on the double agent girl early in the movie! Your theory held true!
It's so crazy.
Once again Jason you movie knowledge hits it out of the park. Dennis Alexio playing Eric Sloane in Kick Boxer
Andy Sidaris and Jim Wynorski was the director team up we needed but never got.
Wynorski made one of the most entertaining low budget sword and sorcery flicks ever Deathstalker II. Cheesy AF but very entertaining. Much more fun than the first Deathstalker, and Autolycus from Hercules The Legendary Journeys was totally based on the portrayal of Deathstalker.
That would have been legendary.
Erin never disappoints at making strange noises when she get surprised! And the Jason's look of: "Get yourself together woman!"
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I just love that Sidaris's movies from "Hard Ticket" onwards are all part of a single cinematic universe. Roll on "Savage Beach"!
The man is a legend.
The male protagonist in this movie is not only the same guy in Hard Ticket to Hawaii, but he was also top billed in Amir Shirvan's Killing American Style.
Haven't seen that yet but we will.
Sidaris was huge in US TV, not outward toward the public, but inside the business itself.
I love the nicknames in this review! D Cup, C Cup, Lips, That Guy 🤣
ANDY AND ARLENE SIDARIS! The absolute best B-movie director of all time. The only people in history to explicitly try and make movies "So Bad They're Good", and succeeded! Thirteen times in a row!
I adore these movies so much. Random Trivia:
- Of the 13 "BBB" movies, 11 pass the Bechdel test. Which, considering what the movies are, is shocking.
- Arlene Sidaris wrote most of the movies. Which, again, surprising given their nature.
- The 13 films actually have continuity. It's not perfect (an arc villain de-aging fifty years and turning from Asian to White), but characters, plotlines, and cross-references persist from film to film.
- The main villain in 9 of the movies was played by Rodrigo Obregon. He played a different character every single time, despite changing nothing about his performance. He cameo-ed in a 10th movie ("Guns") as a cross-dresser.
- The film "Guns" had one of the earliest prominent roles of one Danny Trejo, of "Machete" fame. Despite being Danny Trejo, he played a Chinese character, for no discernible reason.
- A ton of the women in these films have ridiculously accomplished careers completely outside of acting. Ava Cadell ("Do or Die" onwards) has two doctorates (in "Human Behaviorism" and "Education in Human Sexuality"), and is a world renowned expert in human sexuality, sexual psychology, and intimacy-adjacent emotional issues. Carolyn Liu ("Do or Die" onwards) was a practicing lawyer who graduated from New York Law School. Hilariously, this is the same school where Judith "Judge Judy" Scheindlin studied.
Wow, thanks for the info!
Whoa! That was a lot of very cool info. Thanks a lot! I really need to check out these movies. Only ever seen reviews of 'em. I need more friends who enjoy so bad it's good movies ;-(
Exploding boomerangs? A boomerang is literally the worst thing to put explosives on. I mean, the whole point of the thing is that it returns to the thrower, which would be bad.
You make a good point 😂
Keith Cooke is indeed from King of the Kickboxers and China O’Brien, but most audiences will know him as Reptile from the first Mortal Kombat and Sub-Zero in Annihilation.
Did we see his face in those?
@@JasonBrant he’s masked up in Mortal Kombat, but he takes off the mask in Annihilation.
12:43 “We’ve come… to fix your electric boogaloo…”
Love Andy Sidaris movies. These were on Skinemax all the time in the 90s.
Nice.
Fun Fact for Erin: "C Cup," AKA Hope Marie Carlton, was in an episode of Quantum Leap called "Animal Frat" (a take on Animal House) in the important role of "Woman #1."
"Lips" was wearing a pinkie ring and turned out to be a traitor.
It's a law of nature at this point.
@14:51 The Boston Crab! A maneuver not frequently used in battles in offices. Quite a good one.
“Oh, the Avengers have assembled”…😂😂😂
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Wow, Erin didn't stall for time while trying to decide if it passed or not!
Amazing!
Nothing like a good thinking when your in a hot tub especially when it’s c cup and d cup 😂😂.
The shockwave reference just made me very very happy.
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Walk into ghetto movie store:
You guys got DaVinci Code?
Nah we got Picasso Trigger.
The better movie.
There is not enough tea in world to fill those cups.
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Lol @ "He's gonna ride a horse on a beach!"
“…a Ferrari or whatever it is.” Somewhere, Brian felt a great disturbance in the force.
Haha!
Keith Cooke on the motorcycle, another great martial artist.
He's the shit.
The Donna Speir period is the best period for Andy’s films, the peak of you will.
Can't wait to see more.
I think that painting is the same one that was in our hotel room on our honeymoon. Yeah, Picasso's famous "Tropical Fish" period.
That was one of the greatest movies ever made.
You are truly hitting bad movie classic after classic! Im loving every episode this summer!❤🙏🏾❤️
SBIG, baby!!!
That last rocket, that did everything but stop & hide behind trees as it tracked the bad guy, was the most ridiculous thing I've seen in a while! Gods, I remember when movies were regularly *that* amount of fun!
Hell yeah!
This movie did not disappoint. 80% action, 20% every genres.
Wow, this movie was freaking amazing! Top notch SBIG content! I always laugh when Jason points out how illogical and ridiculous the scenarios in these movies are! Great stuff as always!
Not calling the boomerang a “bomb-erang” was a missed opportunity 😂
Lion tamer...Shockmaster... very impressed with your obscure wrestling knowledge.
The pinky ring never lies.
So true.
Mr Brant, with these talented actresses you are really spoiling us
The least I can do.
I suppose there’s only so much time in the video, but my best recollection was from The Professor (their Q) introducing the bomb car (paraphrasing a bit since it’s been many years): “it looks like an ordinary remote control car, but with this explosive attached, it becomes a bomb!”, which seems like it would be true for any conceivable object with an adhesive surface. As for the bomberang, I’ve always thought that seemed very high risk in case the thrower missed the target and it just came back to them.
14:52 I remember that move as the "Boston Crab". My niece's remember it well too, because I used to torture them with it lol
Erin enthusiasm level = 5.75/10
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“I’m gonna donate this baby to the people of Paris.”
It looks like you took it from the lobby.
Haha!
Everybody's memory is inflating breasts. Also , Jason, how do you have such a memory for actors and their movies - it's laser like focus.
It's my only skill, worthless as it is.
@@JasonBrant I'm the same way in regards to remembering random character actors in B movies and such.
6:22 Thats one heck of a fantastic Mae West impression; anyone unfamiliar should look up her 'best of' clips, shes a riot
It’s ALWAYS Hot Girl Summer when the lovely Erin is cohosting with you!❤
Another excellent episode! I didn't even realize Hard Ticket to Hawaii had a sequel. Amazing dummy at 23:46 if you slow down playback 🤣
the ENTIRE budget was spent on explosions and I appreciate it
The way it should be.
Saw the title and immediately said "prolly a Sidaris flick"
Haha
JCVD's brother in Kickboxer was played by Dennis Alexio.
Man, he's always had that magnificent hair lol
Andy knew how to Live, it's No Malibu Express but these Hard Tickets are always Worth the Journey, Always a Hot Tub Good Time
"And this years Posthumous Academy Award for AMAZING Writing and Directing goes to...ANDY SIDARIS!" This amazing Motion Picture made me and my Picasso Trigger happy. Only complaint, that dudes blue Grape Hugger, it should have been either Hot Pink or Neon Green, like mines!
"He doesn't have the bolos for this." -Erin
"THURSDAY!" :D That was great :) I especially loved how the bad guy died at the end.
Always love the villain exploding.
Oh the side pony guy!! He’s in killing American style! Stars in it. Same writer director as samurai cop 🤌🏽
Haven't seen that yet.
JCVD’s brother in kick boxer was Dennis Alexio. Yes that’s him in this. He was a pro kick boxer back in the day.
Keith was also Sub-Zero and the stunt/fight coordinator for the first Mortal Kombat movie where he also played Reptile.
"He likes big bollows on everybody!" To that I say, where is the problem with that! LuvUguys, keep it up and thanks for the free funny!
Haha, thanks.
I love when Jason gets excited during movies
Andy Sidaris movies just get me.
16:26 I had the same damn thought when the dude try to go through the wall....Shockmaster!!
Totally The Shockmaster.
12:30 That's Harold Diamond, the star of "Killing American Style," which was a movie by Amir Shervan, the Iranian director of the infamously great "Samurai Cop."
The use of remote control vehicles. Reminds me of the remote control missions on Grand Theft Auto.
Andy was ahead of his time.
Never heard of this but I've already added it to my my TUBI watchlist (along with the classic DEADLY PREY that's finally on there too).
When Jason said 'this movie just took a massive', I wasn't expecting the next word to be 'turn'. And my hat's off to you, @Jason - I thought my cinema facial recognition was good, but you've got me beat by a mile. (Granted, my forte is 30s-50s horror/sci-fi, but still, you are the GOAT!)
It's the only thing I'm good at.
6:15 I love the excitement in Jason’s voice.😂
“The C, and the D, and the OG for us”
This movie was horrible in the best way possible. It had everything you want in a So Bad it's Good movie. Both of your reactions to this were hilarious. Look forward to what's next!!🤘🤘
Great episode as usual. I started watching you guys recently and am making my way through the old episodes. There have been a few I've rewatched. Can't wait to see more. I just bought a t-shirt to help support the channel.
Roberta Vasquez was my favourite. Obviously Sidaris used her again, this time on the good guys side, as i forgot she gets killed in this film. Gorgeous. She also appeared in Eastwood's The Rookie - right at the end.
It’s hilarious that Erin is pissed off at Jason for calling out where he knows the actors from outside of this movie
Andy Sedaris is a genius.
A true legend. He is missed.
He was the best.
I remember watching this as a teenager late at night on Cinemax. It must have been a very sad movie because I remember using a lot of tissues
I’m noticing and I Love the trend of old action movies always ending with the bad guy getting direct impacted with an explosive. from an extremely long distance are my favorite ones 😂
I love when the villain explodes.
The whole point of a boomerang is that it comes back, if you want something to explode that you've just thrown in a straight line then why not just throw a grenade? 😂
Because Andy Sidaris.
The Picasso triggerfish is the state fish of Hawai'i. Well, sort of. Technically, it is the reeftrigger fish, and in Hawai'i, they call it the humuhumunukunukuāpua'a. The picture at the beginning of the movie was the fish in question.
The painting of a fish I think is called a Picasso Trigger!
Is that the great Harold Diamond I see? He was great in Amir Shervan's classic "Killing American Style". 😂
@2:45: "PACKAGE FOR ERIN!!"
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The movie’s ultimately named after a fish but if you don’t know it’s a fish it’s a heck of an intriguing title. Expensive art plus gunplay is implied! Surely why the auteur went for the title.
'JCVDs brother in Kickboxer who gets paralyzed'....exactly
Thanks
Van Damme's brother is Dennis Alexio. He's a multi time world champion kickboxer, who famously feuded with Don "The Dragon" Wilson.
Thanks for the info.
pretty sure Donna was one of the people that came forward about Cosby too.