Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Trashy Paparazzi w/ Kelsey Cook

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

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  • @jakesmall3454
    @jakesmall3454 Рік тому +100

    Holy shit I laughed so hard at Foley being mindblown about paying off the credit card every month lmao

    • @jakesmall3454
      @jakesmall3454 Рік тому

      @@halfamanandthecolonel I’m not judging. I’m in the same situation brotha

    • @lonsch
      @lonsch Рік тому +7

      Dude same. I thought they were getting the act together 2 years ago. It’s so freaking funny to me

    • @Dronax
      @Dronax Рік тому +1

      pay it off with the line of credit, lower interest rate- paying debt with debt baby

    • @LSxDrew
      @LSxDrew Рік тому +1

      The look on his face lol

    • @joepiersma4768
      @joepiersma4768 Рік тому

      Gotta keep a 15% balance. It’s the best way to improve credit scores

  • @reidemolner3555
    @reidemolner3555 Рік тому +80

    Foleys fumble during Toby's intro killed me

    • @majikmessiah
      @majikmessiah Рік тому +4

      2:20 had to go back and check,

    • @DJR711
      @DJR711 Рік тому

      The face he made is what got me

  • @SuitJake3
    @SuitJake3 Рік тому +26

    The outfits look like a test pilot for a TBS sitcom 😂 love ya bozos!

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD Рік тому

      😂😂🤣

    • @joshbenda5659
      @joshbenda5659 Рік тому +2

      Lmao I was just thinking they look like characters from the Big Bang Theory

  • @jcasey2309
    @jcasey2309 Рік тому +8

    I’ve listened to the top comedic podcasts for years and I can remember maybe a couple times a year those have made me laugh out loud, but these boys are on a different planet.
    This podcast has made me literally spit coffee on my computer screen at work (Medical Laboratory Scientist) almost once per episode…
    The crazy thing is, it’s usually a quick one liner that gets glossed right over which leads me to believe Kevin and Foley know they are funny but they don’t understand just how funny they are.
    Love to see it..

  • @AbdallahMassoud1
    @AbdallahMassoud1 Рік тому +48

    “CHILLY KILLEYS “ is a hysterical way to pronounce chilaquiles

    • @javierpompa5935
      @javierpompa5935 Рік тому +4

      It me a couple minutes to register what she was saying. Jajaja

    • @emanthemyth
      @emanthemyth Рік тому +4

      I thought she was saying chili kellys and was wondering what brand of chips that was lol

    • @kcleveland1987
      @kcleveland1987 Рік тому +2

      Dude wtf😂

    • @robbies14
      @robbies14 Рік тому +1

      You just blew my mind, I thought “Chilly Killeys” was a weird diner thing I didn’t know about. Chilaquiles are in fact the shit.

  • @reinders82
    @reinders82 Рік тому +12

    49:50 Watch Foley's brain break when Kelsey explains paying off your credit cards every month 🤣😂🤣

  • @stellatrujillo1437
    @stellatrujillo1437 Рік тому +23

    Driving around nice neighborhoods looking at houses we could never afford was my family’s standard post church activity every Sunday while we ate our Burger King kids meals 😂

  • @tyler4418
    @tyler4418 Рік тому +67

    Y'all should start doing a "Previously on Are You Garage" when you have a returning guest lol. Now I gotta go back and rewatch her first episode, so I can be up to speed on her characters storyline.... 🙄

    • @Dhart74
      @Dhart74 Рік тому +1

      Foley does the credits for first time on and then previously on for the rest. I’m with this

    • @BigStreams_
      @BigStreams_ 10 місяців тому +1

      Soooo, more Are You Garbage? I see no downsides here

  • @boredsak
    @boredsak Рік тому +17

    "Hey! I accepted you for eating deodarant you F!" Cried laughing from that.

    • @mlejeune9
      @mlejeune9 Рік тому

      Same

    • @vpowell84
      @vpowell84 Рік тому

      That would be deodorant, you no spelling trash.

  • @cassidyjo
    @cassidyjo Рік тому +8

    Every time credit comes up it is hilarious.

    • @lonsch
      @lonsch Рік тому +1

      It’s my favorite part

  • @chmick50
    @chmick50 Рік тому +5

    “You just entered Foleyville” was delivered by Kippy with great panache. Just exceptional

  • @joshp7477
    @joshp7477 Рік тому +11

    Foley being astounded by how credit cards work at like 50 years old is something else. LOL. Love ya bud

    • @lonsch
      @lonsch Рік тому +1

      It’s my favorite part of the show

  • @ChicanoChef11
    @ChicanoChef11 Рік тому +46

    Being Mexican and the gang talking about Mexican food was the funniest thing ever I was dying and my culture was crying a little lmao

    • @TheCrawf28X15
      @TheCrawf28X15 Рік тому +3

      For real lol, I don’t have any Hispanic heritage, but I’ve lived in Texas most of my life and tamales were always a top notch stoner snack. And the ones from H-E-B are OK but the best ones always come from a cart 🔥🤘🏻 they always had the best sauces too

    • @driveby73
      @driveby73 Рік тому

      That was fuckin nuts lol

    • @emanthemyth
      @emanthemyth Рік тому +7

      I thought she was saying chili kellys, and was wondering what brand of chips that was. Then the way they described tamales made me cry actually

    • @jeffg4565
      @jeffg4565 Рік тому +5

      Chili killies

    • @Johnny.Karlsson
      @Johnny.Karlsson Рік тому +2

      @@jeffg4565 that is exactly how i heard her saying it too. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.

  • @Hogie251995
    @Hogie251995 Рік тому +39

    Listening to Foley learn about paying off a credit card every month at the age of 47 is WILD!

    • @XbraveheartX87
      @XbraveheartX87 Рік тому +3

      its insane hes never heard of it.. but its weird knowing most people dont pay it off asap so they dont get charged interest.... theyre just throwing money in the toilet

    • @fukuuu
      @fukuuu Рік тому +4

      ​@@XbraveheartX87 not if you just don't pay. *taps forehead*

    • @lonsch
      @lonsch Рік тому

      Hahahahaha pure gold

    • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
      @TheOrlandoTrustfull Рік тому +1

      He has an opinion on everything from the food in countries he has never been to, to world politics, yet he needs people to tell him about basic life things.... and that's why we love him

    • @AbdallahMassoud1
      @AbdallahMassoud1 Рік тому +1

      im sure its a bit

  • @hotjoesummer
    @hotjoesummer Рік тому +2

    Kippy stole the big man's joke about being wood status at Delta from when Sam Morill was on and I distinctly remember him saying "what are you Rodney Dangerfield!? " lmao

  • @stickynicky8908
    @stickynicky8908 Рік тому +12

    Been looking forward to hear about the Raccoon Kid again
    Just choke-laughed at, “I’ve never seen your ankles before Toby”

  • @jordanpruitt6127
    @jordanpruitt6127 Рік тому +26

    They better get TBone on Hard Feelings for this mess.
    But yay Kelsey Cook! Her first episode is tied for my favorite with Gaffigan. Maximum stoke!

    • @jimkelly7908
      @jimkelly7908 Рік тому +2

      The story of her grandma forgetting to drain the tuna almost made me throw up. That is some top-tier traysh.

    • @peternichols8300
      @peternichols8300 Рік тому

      @@jimkelly7908 😊😅😅😊😅😅😊😊😊😊😅😊😊😊 35:57 holly y😮😮😊😊😮😊

  • @sshuggi
    @sshuggi Рік тому +8

    Foley being dumbfounded at the idea of paying your credit cards off monthly is hilarious.

  • @damiencharnoski7428
    @damiencharnoski7428 Рік тому +3

    Thanks for putting it back up again. Damn Toby

  • @ML-kx9gz
    @ML-kx9gz Рік тому +3

    Kippy's trash story about running water over your oreos instead of dunking them in milk was exactly what I needed right now.

  • @wadupholms7503
    @wadupholms7503 Рік тому +3

    One of the best growing podcasts right now!! And I like her, she seems like good people. Much ❤️

  • @joshuashuck1689
    @joshuashuck1689 Рік тому +5

    Love these Bozos! A little AYG Wednesday with the Homies!!! Can’t beat it with a stick…

  • @KadeSyx
    @KadeSyx Рік тому +2

    The vacation loan is wild 🤣

  • @alexandraharkins
    @alexandraharkins Рік тому +1

    The chilaquiles had me 💀 "chili killies" wtfff 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joelbrown3479
    @joelbrown3479 Рік тому +4

    Leaning back in a plane seat...
    Sitting upright like in church vs. Relaxed???
    Foley & Kippy can't lean back
    🙃🙃🙃

  • @jeremyphillips3087
    @jeremyphillips3087 Рік тому +10

    It's so good you guys didn't put up a picture showing what you're talking about for five minutes. The production quality on this show is amazing, keep it up!

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 Рік тому +3

    Foley thinking credit card interest was akin to paying union dues is hilarious and kinda valid. 😂😂😂

  • @RG-tm7uq
    @RG-tm7uq Рік тому +6

    I love Kelsey’s comedy. I’m excited for this!

  • @open_e8754
    @open_e8754 Рік тому +1

    Fun fact about Chinchillas and water along with humans. Chinchilla fur holds water so well that it will begin to grow fungi and a skin infection before it dries. They're aware of it because some animals have humidity receptors in their skin, humans actually don't. We can't technically feel wet, what we feel is a difference in temperature and texture but our skin doesn't have the anatomy to technically feel wet. This is what I've heard and read so don't jump down my throat if I got something wrong lol

  • @accidental-life
    @accidental-life Рік тому +3

    That intro from Foley sounded exactly like I do after one of my seizures, holy crap!

  • @iamyourmom5107
    @iamyourmom5107 Рік тому

    Just here representing Wilkes-Barre, PA! Love the podcast.

  • @alexposilkin9683
    @alexposilkin9683 Рік тому +1

    Things Foley yelled “Oooooowweeee” about:
    -Chinese spots in NYC that make their own lemonade and iced tea
    -flying out of LaGuardia
    -The Money Tree, loan places

  • @wilcojunkie
    @wilcojunkie Рік тому

    "have you guys ever stayed at a DoubleTree Hotel?"
    In unison: "Yeah!"
    😂😂

  • @daveyjohnson4794
    @daveyjohnson4794 Рік тому

    This is LITERALLY the best podcast

  • @bandofmountains
    @bandofmountains Рік тому +4

    Kelsey kills it and is one of the best guests for the show. Love it

  • @Mrkevi123
    @Mrkevi123 Рік тому +1

    Homina-Homina AhooGa!! The boys weren't thinking straight with this smoke show in the room

  • @wyattbreymeyer4033
    @wyattbreymeyer4033 Рік тому +2

    those shirts make you look like bert and ernie😂😂😂

  • @mindsetmentor681
    @mindsetmentor681 Рік тому +3

    How does Foley go through life without an aid! lol I love how he doesn't understand the concept paying the whole credit card balance. But he is hilarious and entertains me. So it's OK

  • @jonnygranville281
    @jonnygranville281 Рік тому +1

    I LOVE the original opening scene

  • @Yesyou_
    @Yesyou_ Рік тому +10

    Been seeing her do the podcast rounds and she seems like a sweetheart

  • @albreezy26
    @albreezy26 Рік тому +3

    New guy Luke... you're fired lol

    • @stax03
      @stax03 Рік тому +1

      Rehired
      The shareholders will get it fixed.

  • @dabnessofp
    @dabnessofp Рік тому +1

    As someone who works the credit card points pretty hard and has never paid interest on a card, I really appreciate Kelsey for being one of the few guests to bring this knowledge to the table finally. They boys def need to level up on the credit

  • @jaredtaylor326
    @jaredtaylor326 Рік тому

    I love foley so much haha foley is my spirit animal, I’m so glad I found this podcast, fantastic! I am so fancy now lol

  • @anonymousforagoodreason2479

    Maza on the outside, meat and veggies on the inside.
    One of the best parts of living in san diego is the roaming tamale lady's. Walkin through the apartment complex, sellin tamales out of a baby stroller, bless their hearts!

  • @BigElectricCat
    @BigElectricCat Рік тому +1

    There’s more Yeah Yeah Yeah’s in this episode than a Brooklyn hipsters record collection.

  • @TheDohped
    @TheDohped Рік тому +1

    yay, little cousin came to visit, kelsey was one of my first episodes, just before i fell into a youtube hole that i have no intention of coming back from lol, great ep, steely wrists could be guest host anytime, it's like she used to live at tuddys lol

  • @FreeKittensLA
    @FreeKittensLA Рік тому +3

    Listening to east coast people unravel the mystery of real mexican food is adorable

  • @charlieferrari
    @charlieferrari Рік тому +1

    They’re dressed like the flint stones 😂😂😂😂

  • @SafeTea
    @SafeTea Рік тому +1

    I can't believe the boys got a job with the LSU tigers

  • @juanguano
    @juanguano Рік тому +1

    My favorite pair of podcasters dressed up as my favorite pair of Nintendo Switch controllers

  • @ThrillPool21
    @ThrillPool21 Рік тому

    “Chili killys” 😂

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499 Рік тому +4

    Still my favorite podcast.
    Always enjoy

  • @yovag11
    @yovag11 Рік тому

    Great episode no lie!! Gotta love Kelsey!!!

  • @patrickaker4380
    @patrickaker4380 Рік тому

    “I always figured it was my dues.”
    Legend.

  • @jonnyh5858
    @jonnyh5858 Рік тому +2

    Christ the tour announcement levels are LOUD!!! my neighbors will prob be buying tickets after hearing it blasting thru my wall

  • @justinstation9969
    @justinstation9969 Рік тому

    Waste Management 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and have my add spray painted neon yellow on my can's 🍻

  • @terrygraff8696
    @terrygraff8696 Рік тому

    "I accepted you for eating deodorant you f@ck!".....HAHAHAHAHAHA... Great EP!

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 Рік тому

    My trick to flying on a budget, is to check the seats available at the last minute because some airlines let you change it for free or a minor cost. Lots of times you'll find a full 3 row section towards the back completely open and it's like a poor man's first class. Pull up all the air rests and sit sideways with your feet up and a nice drink.

  • @ish474
    @ish474 Рік тому

    know what else comes in a corn husk? Corn, take it off and eat whats inside.😂❤

  • @EVAASIVEOne
    @EVAASIVEOne Рік тому

    Thank you fellas!

  • @kerilibearian9010
    @kerilibearian9010 Рік тому

    So my nana had Oreos in her cabinet since the winter time she said and it was summer. I tried one and they were soft! I fell in love. Now when I get a pack of Oreos open them and let them get stale for two weeks before I eat them! I’m not the only one, I’ve shed some other freaks and they said they liked them that way too!!

  • @jakedummy
    @jakedummy Рік тому

    I work at the Hampton Inn and suites, and I can tell you that we get the hard boiled eggs like every couple weeks and they come in pre-hard boiled so they could’ve been hard boiled weeks ago and they’re just refrigerated

  • @Alfonz22
    @Alfonz22 Рік тому

    Hearing the boys talk about Mexican food is bonkos. When youse guys come to Chicago I can let you know all the spots.

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts Рік тому

    The iced tea will knock your socks off

  • @B0BGN4RLY
    @B0BGN4RLY Рік тому

    Watching Foley try to not look at her for the full episode had me dying 🤣😂

  • @jimberry742
    @jimberry742 Рік тому

    The guys rock and Kelsey just gained a new fan. Between this pod and Jim & Sam's pod she proved to be just a great comedian, period. Will check out her special for sure.

  • @KyleNRB
    @KyleNRB Рік тому +2

    AYG Comedy Podcast: Maddy Smith - Code Switch Queen
    AYG Comedy Poscast: David Spade - Life's A Garden... DIG IT!
    AYG Comedy Podcast: Method Man - Staten Island Sultan
    AYG Comedy Podcast: Theo Von - Classy Rat
    Different ep, new suggestion! Just trying to help the algorithm. Keep it trashy everyone, love y'all🗑

  • @nickystixxx2481
    @nickystixxx2481 Рік тому +14

    Something about these outfits just remind me of the dumb and dumber suits, best podcast out 10 dollar hoooomie

  • @Turtlpwr
    @Turtlpwr 7 місяців тому

    34:21 someone stole our garbage cans a few thanksgivings ago while I lived in the south

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts Рік тому

    "You got it Tbone?"
    "I SURE DON'T"

  • @jvillan94
    @jvillan94 Рік тому +1

    Kippy, as someone who works for an airline. You're completely wrong.

  • @samrussell9335
    @samrussell9335 Рік тому +1

    Them being confounded by the tamale was even more confounding to me 😳

  • @jackhage8641
    @jackhage8641 Рік тому +2

    Foley and Kippy are dressed like peanut butter and jelly

  • @anthonyl4269
    @anthonyl4269 Рік тому

    The orange purple combo 😂

  • @jaredwatson76
    @jaredwatson76 Рік тому

    Shout out to Trenton-Mercer Airport and Al’s Airport Inn next door. Spent several weekday afternoons ‘job hunting’ in there.

  • @billbill4040
    @billbill4040 Рік тому +1

    Going to watch her special

  • @CYingling37
    @CYingling37 Рік тому

    H. Foley over here making fun of the orange shirt while he straight up looks like Grimace. Haha, keep up the good work fellas

  • @bmc5015
    @bmc5015 Рік тому +1

    I did the same thing with a tamale. Some dude brought them into work talking about how great they are. I tried it and hated it....found out 10 years later I was eating the husk.

  • @Zachh228
    @Zachh228 Рік тому

    Dude a $600 litterbox is insane lol thats so much!

  • @turkdiamond
    @turkdiamond Рік тому

    10:22... first time ever... I relate with Foley.

  • @iswearnotme
    @iswearnotme Рік тому

    Chicken Holiday is a great name for a chicken restaurant. I can't get it out of my head.

  • @badashmf
    @badashmf Рік тому

    Hampton does the bag eggs: they also do cookies after 3pm in the lobby, we had homeless show up often.

  • @P.dripps92
    @P.dripps92 Рік тому +7

    Gotta say, huge crush on Kelsey shes a looker! 👀

  • @Toddkelley74
    @Toddkelley74 Рік тому

    RYG owning 2023! Your year guys.💪💪🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @finn4435
    @finn4435 Рік тому +2

    Does anyone else wonder what they tell guests, about Aunt Tuddy? Or do they all just end up thinking Foley's Aunt is fking insane? Haha

    • @km0821
      @km0821 Рік тому +2

      Do they think they’re actually in a basement after walking up stairs

  • @BallerTWashington
    @BallerTWashington Рік тому

    KJR, Foley was trying to say but failed to do so, that the inside of the tamale does indeed have a wrapping, but that wrapping instead of being a harder more structured tortilla is a softer material, but it is still a wrapping nonetheless. So it’s chicken or pork filling inside a soft corn meal wrapping, wrapped in the inedible corn husk.

  • @JoeeMaMa8
    @JoeeMaMa8 Рік тому

    Foleys so right about the wet cat food as soon as it touches your skin it’s a race to the sink

  • @lonsch
    @lonsch Рік тому

    I love these guys so much. They started getting their credit card game on point 2 years ago and still don’t know you can pay the whole bill at the end of the month.

  • @MrPodcastio
    @MrPodcastio Рік тому

    A double tree is a blue collar person's nice hotel. I should know. Lol

  • @JesusIsKingOfKings88
    @JesusIsKingOfKings88 Рік тому

    NGL i’ve caught a fly with chopsticks before and it blew my own mind lol

  • @bmthornell
    @bmthornell Рік тому

    Yes Foley!! Oatmeal Chocolate chip is the best! I love oatmeal raisin too

  • @justinstation9969
    @justinstation9969 Рік тому +1

    Fire it up for Da Boyz 🔥

  • @msmo4127
    @msmo4127 Рік тому

    Hottest/funniest Step-Mom comic in the business!

  • @scottp.548
    @scottp.548 Рік тому

    I live in southern NJ & used to buy cheesesteaks at an Aamco gas station mart for $2.99 each on Fridays. These sandwiches blew the doors off of Pat's, Genos, etc in Philly. It's garbage, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat, if they didn't get shut down. Which may explain a few other things.

  • @Philliefakeout
    @Philliefakeout Рік тому

    Real Scooby-Doo vibes this episode

  • @tangwu423
    @tangwu423 Рік тому

    I had friends who lived above Temple Star when I went to Temple!

  • @truebabyben
    @truebabyben Рік тому

    Love supportin them boys!! Love me getting "CHwenty percent off!" Kippy doin the dam thang!

  • @mlejeune9
    @mlejeune9 Рік тому

    Mannn. This was a good one!

  • @gordonhunt9898
    @gordonhunt9898 Рік тому

    I'm feeling "fruit of the loom" comersial vibes with those shirts lol

  • @brosephbalxer6611
    @brosephbalxer6611 11 місяців тому

    6'4 dude here. Leaning my seat back won't change the fact that your seat is crushing my knees 😂😂😂