Pets don't actually think you died when you leave. They have object permanence and can understand routines such as an owner leaving at a time and returning. In fact one of the most important things to do in case of another pet or owner dying us allowing them to see the body, they tell pretty quick what's occurred by smell, and without this they can still look for their owners/friend for a long time after and can get depressed thinking they were abandoned.
This makes me really sad. My mom’s dogs watched her get murdered. I suspected they were traumatized by it. They’re doing well now but it’s obvious they miss her and my stepdad.
As long as the person who pays for the psychic "feels" like it worked, it worked. And people who are willing to pay psychics go into it *wanting* to be vindicated by their psychic power, and it's not like the dog can just look at them and bark "this shit ain't real." It's insane. It's paying strangers to gaslight you into believing their asmr voice and gentle patting cured your dog's clinical depression after being reincarnated into a golden retriever after dying in ww2.
Professional dog trainer here, I can confirm that poodles and anything bred with them tend to look like they have human eyes. I don’t know what it is but every time I see one and they look at me they look like they have a mortgage and pay taxes
I read something weird a while back, the creator of the breed labradoodle said that making that dog was his life's biggest regret, according to him “I opened a Pandora box and released a Frankenstein monster,” The dogs are really precious though and perhaps we'll never truly know what he meant by that exactly
@@stopyourescaringme he probably meant that they’re uncanny and irresponsible people breed unhealthy parents that make messed up puppies. All doodles are backyard bred because there’s no industry standard for look or temperament. They’re literally Frankenstein’s monster of a dog because they’re a mishmash of 2 breeds with entirely different personalities. I love working with them though because i never know if they’ll be freakishly smart or dumb as a rock
So glad you did a video on this. My chihuahua was almost euthanized due to his previous owner taking him to a pet psychic. She told the previous owner that he was “depressed” and needed to be put down because of it. Luckily she brought him into the groomer first and they said they would rehome him instead. 12 years later and he is the happiest little thing I’ve ever seen. It kills me that anyone would be willing to put a young pet to sleep just because a “pet psychic” told them to.
i can't decide whether it's more horrifying that they almost killed their dog for no reason or that this person TOLD them to kill their dog for no reason
@@oliverfulayter5515 The worst part for me is, that "being depressed" is apparently reason enough to kill your pet. Like... depression is very much treatable :I
The reason he was likely “depressed” was because she had just put his housemate to sleep due to illness. It was the only other pet she had so he was completely alone after that. Of course his behavior would be different or not as happy after that.
@@walter-vq1fw yea but since the image is a mashup of a ton of dogs it would be like trying to talk to one person in a building completely full of people talking loud. Let's pretend that animal psychics are real. If they can feel the pain and issues of an animal, and they are given a mashup of different dogs combined into one would the psychic hear all the dogs used in the AI or would it be a fake generated personality of the AI Dog. So if you show that an AI generated Dog and the pet psychic gives it a quick clean cut reading then it's obviously fake.
My old family dog smelled so bad, I swear she was just a zombie for her last couple years. She would lay down in my bedroom, blow ass, then leave the room so she didn't have to linger in her own fart stank
That makes me think of my dogs too. Theirs are both silent and deadly, it creeps up on us like a toxic fog that's bad enough to wake the dead. Picture that scene from return of the living dead, right along with the Trioxin theme for an accurate sense of atmosphere. That is exactly what we have to deal with most times. How can such a little fuzzy creature hold so much foul poison in such a small compact form?!
Fun fact- the 'human eyes' phenomenon occurs in animals that have lighter/nude fur around the eyes that gives the illusion of skin. It's the uncanney valley effect.
9:02 I'm actually an animal medium as well, and I can sense, through this moth picture the words "LAMP" and "PROVIDE LAMP HUMAN" I definitely feel it's a very intense spirit.
I remember my mom having a pet psychic coming over to see our dog, roger. roger was very sick (not sick enough to be put down, he was still able to move and eat and was happy) and my mom was desperate to figure out how to make his life a little more comfortable. the main thing the psychic told my mom was that roger was feeling the anxiety and stress that my mom was having and it was making him worried and making his health a bit worse. after that, i remember her making a lot of efforts to calm down and decrease her stress levels. I don't remember if roger improved health wise during that time, but my mom's mental health did a bit, and I'm sure roger was relieved that she wasn't as stressed
pretty sure animals can sense stress/anger/sadness. So it probably helped him feel less stressed out as well that she was more calm. Animals can feel emotions like we do, not as complex but they still do.
Probably just worms. My cat had em and he would get surges of pain, where he would feel he had to “Protect his asshole” by just going feral for like 20 minutes
"I feel like my dog has a human spirit" Doodles just look and act like that. They are really fucking uncanny sometimes. I own one and I get where they are coming from.
My neighbor had one and he'd just roam the area as he pleased. He would be in weird places at times and was pretty fast for a lil guy, defiantly not afraid to throwdown if it came to it but other then that he was really chill.
I just lost my dog a couple of days ago. The grief is beyond agonizing but your videos make me laugh. omfg I laughed so hard when you requested a reading for your basset hound Tugboat. His pictures crack me up too. I've always loved your videos and sense of humor, and now they are helping me get through a very devastating time. Thank you markiplier
Put my girl named Pumpkin down a few months ago. I waited till after Christmas so she could see the family happy and surrounded. Gave her some human food the night before and took her in the morning. For 14 years she's been the absolute best. She will be missed but the memories are what I have left. RIP all family dogs.
Sending so much love during this impossible time. I'm so, so sorry you're going through this. The grief from losing my boy Revan in 2022 is still going strong, but the days do get a little easier. Eventually you'll laugh more than cry when you think of the cute things they used to do. If you want a bit of advice I would recommend finding something that reminds you of them and talk to it. Revan's nickname was Moon Oov so I say hi to him whenever the moon is out. It helps a lot to this day.
Pet psychics: when you're so _desperate_ to know what your cat's thinking that you're willing to believe someone who claims they can talk to animals. Next up: I'll be taking appointments to chat with _houseplants._
Honestly I’d believe a plant psychic long before I believe a pet psychic. Cause at least with plants, if you just know a lot about plants. You can actually give useful information that “the plant told you.”😂
I'm a schizophrenic with two cats and I can admit cats actually play along with the delusional freak outs. I feel they would be bored without it. Not psychopathic delusions but more manic paranoia. Playful zoomies at 3 am
@mattbunchboigehs animals are good with knowing how we feel, so they're possibly trying to help you. If a cat sits on you while your sick with a cold or of you have a phycal injury they will sit on you purring to try help you heal and sooth you. It's proven. These people are full of it.
I'm more concerned about ignorance than "psychopaths" in this context. Most "psychos" are not common, just the internet filtering out sane people. Tbh, especially with the people buying pet psychics, I'm more concerned about the person being conned than the pet. Compare that to stuff like people making natural or ESPECIALLY raw diets for dogs and cats without the oversight of a nutritionist. They are normal, well meaning owners but are actively putting their dogs healthy at risk, if not slowly killing them. No hate to these people, they DO mean well, they just often don't know better.
Oh god the pet chiropractor videos are really something else. Some dude cracking a dog’s neck and soothingly saying, “yeah that really calmed him down” while the dog is displaying every sign of wanting to bite the hell out of them but in too much pain to do so
@@Sentientcrabpee literally set every nerve in the spine ablaze with a sudden jerking and twisting motion. "Ahhhh yeah that was a lot of pressure. That's got to feel good now eh pup?" No you're killing that animal sir.
My dog looks at me sometimes like a cursed prince who is desperately trying to speak while grasping onto the last fragments of his humanity before it all fades away again
Seems more like an owner that doesn't understand how dumb humans are. Poodles are smart for a dog. Wouldn't be surprised if the smarter of them are smarter than dumber humans... because dumb humans are REALLY DUMB, not because dogs could learn calculus or something stupid like that.
0:55 *while stroking a chicken* "what she's sharing with me, is she has a high level of anxiety" Yeah no shit probably bc she somehow psychically knows all her friends have gone missing one by one and become dinner and she's next
I can already tell you how these work, reading animals, and or reading people. Most animals are SUPER easy to read once you learn what to look for, and the psychic part is the same as most, read the room as you talk, double down when people respond to what you're saying in a strong way.
Thank you SO much for this video, the picture of the dog around 13:25 absolutely sent my sides to bloody Jupiter! I have literal tears from laughter for the first time in quite a while.
5:05 I'll tell you rn our old dog before she passed away would wait at the door whenever we left. She'd run to the window and you could see her watch the car leave. She'd shake whenever she knew we were leaving somewhere and would always try to sneak out the door to follow. Never changed the entire time she was alive.
One of my old dogs got out and a neighbor around the corner found her and took her to a pet psychic. When i finally find her, Apparently the psychic was told my 4 year+ dog was a puppy that was dropped off at the park by a little crying girl.
My sister is convinced my old English sheep dog is human because of his “humanlike eyes” and because he sits up on the couch and watches tv, he especially likes football and barks whenever someone scores.
the cat getting put down as a threat was wild. you getting out the chair about the mentally challenged people was wild. the whole damn earth has gone fricken wild. this had me in bits watchin tho.
Our oldest dog who is 13 rn, is the calmest, most stoic dog who had only once barked in her entire life. She only thinks about food and sleeping at the yard. But I honestly never thought it was anywhere near creepy. Perfect pupper
Had to film a brand video for one of these folks once. She was absolutely unbearable and extremely rude, I can't stand their business practice which is completely based on tricking people.
I held my pet turtle up to the screen and then 5 minutes I brought him outside to play and a raccoon shot out from under my neighbor's porch, grabbed Toby, and ran off with him into the closest sewer. RIP Toby Keith.
In a desert of lame and unoriginal commentary channels, this channel is an oasis. The topics you pick are always interesting, well researched, and your commentary is absolutely hilarious. If you ever wanted to pursue standup comedy, I'd be in full support.
reminded me of my aunt's dog who never wagged its tail, never barked except for when it was on the edge of shitting or pissing itself because he refused to do that indoors, he hated other dogs and refused to eat dog food unless he was starving, he was very chill and only wanted to sun bathe.
My ex gf’s mom was into crystals and “not religious, but believed in angels”. Super sweet lady but super dumb. At one point she said to me after her dad died “ I’m debating on seeing a therapist but I might just go see my psychic again so I can talk to my dad instead.” Lady was wild.
Ngl, I'd like to talk to my grandmother again. But I know that's not physically possible because I am not able to talk to ghosts. It'd be awesome if I could, though.
Professional tarot card reader here: “psychics” should never replace therapy. I know I get a lot of shit from the community but that’s what I firmly believe. I hope that woman got the help she needed.
Honestly it’s all bullshit, I told a family member of mine once who is into this shit that, wait you hold rocks in your hands and feel “energy” and read cards and hands but you think me praying to mighty being is crazy? I was like how it must feel to scam people who need mental help but take advantage of them to talk to a dead love one you can’t possibly speak too should be criminal.
Nah, a lot of people believe dogs can understand human language. You know that thing us species have been working on for thousands of years, which is more complex than the primitive language of any other living thing on earth
@@TemuPercOh... no... I would do some research, my guy. Dogs can understand 165-260 words. Depending on breed and what they were bred for. They evolved with us. Pigeons can understand complete sentences... and on top of that orcas and other dolphin and whale species have literal language that scientists are trying to translate for possible human to animal communication, which would be the first. These things have all been studied and available to research. Humans aren't as special as we think. Animals are more complex than we ever thought. Also, not speaking human language literally means nothing. Speaking human or mimicking human language all has to do with the equipment you evolved with as a species (inside your neck/mouth). Like pigeons can understand words but don't have the beak, vocal cords, or tongue that can allow them to repeat them, unlike some other birds.
@cuddlecows nah, you should do more research. The smartest pigeon could learn around 60 words and can't really read a sentence they just remember it without actually understanding what it says, dogs are basically the same you could say "die you dumb mut" and then let them outside and then they will get ready to go outside every time you say "die you dumb mut"
@@TemuPerc Dolphins have a more complex language than us... Also, it's unfair to compare different animals like this. We use very different methods to communicate.
That apron is sick. Had to pause the video to pick that up. I really enjoyed hearing you explain the inspiration behind some of your videos in cream crew and your tier lists, and the context it gives to your art. Especially in regards to burnout and the pressures of work. Does matter to some people though. Thanks man.
I had a basset hound and seeing the melting pictures of Tug genuinely healed a part of my soul. Idk why bassets have to look like they’re melting all the time but it’s the best part of having a basset 😭😍
Lol, I actually feel the opposite. It’s funny how everyone has different opinions on what makes a dog cute. For example, I think Pugs are the cutest things ever, but I’ve heard tons of people call their faces ugly.
15:00 What if the entire community of "dog psychics" are actually just normal people attempting to get crazy people's dogs real help at a vet by pretending they are crazy too but then tells ng them to take their dog to the vet?
I was just talking to my sister about how dumb the idea of reading an animal's mind is. If you could read your Dog's mind, why would his thoughts be in English? Wouldn't it be some weird primal dog language
I don't think it would work like that. A more logical method would be psychically sensing a general feeling of what the animal is feeling and interpreting what it wants/thoughts through that way. I think the term for this is empath, which can also have non-psychic connotations. Though its still a bunch of nonsense.
I work in vet med and there’s definitely some animals that are just bizarre to be around. That being said, you can normally tell what their deal is by body language and knowing general history on the animal. Right now we have a new client (collie terrier mix) for checkups and boarding who doesn’t move around much even to greet you at her door. She just kinda sits there until cued. Very strange girl. We did her checkup and looked for anxiety, stress or other health problems that might lead to lethargy or cognitive impairment, and it seems that she is just a supremely low-energy dog and would be totally cool with just staring at the wall for hours. Not everything needs a supernatural explanation to be interesting or meaningful. Every animal has its own personality and sometimes it’s just them being a little freak
I think Teddy feels human because his fur is white and thinnest around his eyes showing a very peachy skin. Labradoodle fur also curls and obscures their normal dog anatomy in the face, making it seem more round and like they have full human cheeks.
@kellyalves756 the biggest thing is dogs eyebrows as well, the muscles around their eyes have evolved to display emotions more openly for us humans to see and understand them easier
one of my favourite bits from Fraiser was when Niles & Fraiser constantly joked about the pet psychiatrist Dr. Shaw who had an appointment with the dog Eddie trying to get him out of his funk and Dr. Shaw had more of a professional demeanour than both brothers combined.
I have a friend who always seems to be on the cutting edge of New Age scams… as a victim, unfortunately. He was the first person that told me about pet psychics so immediately I was suspicious.
Papa meat is actshually a channel which in a funny and entertaining way gets deep down into hooman psyche and it’s current trends and weirds and explores it from the top to the bottom for our clear and ubothered understanding. He breaks our overstatements about hillarious content over youtube and he do this in so positive way that we feel unbothered and yet so enriched by this topics he brings on the table. I love your energy, keep it up please brother.
Me: My cat and I are close to each other because I provide shelter, comfort, and share my chicken fingers. Crazy person: I can sense that this chicken has a lot of anxiety. Me and my cat licking our lips while reaching for more: *nods*
My dog was panting like crazy after playing fetch, then I played the papa meat Pet séance and he immediately calmed down. Thank you papa meat for calming my pet I’ve cash app you 1 bitcoin.
"We needed f***ing dinner" bahaha and did papa almost say "blessed"?! Awe so nice lol. Plus Nick, peanut gallery, always has me laughing. Thank you both!
Imagine needing to feel special so bad you decide to tell people you can communicate with animals and animal spirits. Then to go and say you can do it just by seeing a picture.
Ugh i swear my grandmother was batshit insane and had 4 pomeranians that she neglected so badly, 2 of them were in a kennel legitimately 23 hours a day and she couldn't figure out why they were so fucked up in the head so she hired a fucking TAROT CARD READER FOR DOGS once a week for about 7 or 8 years until all of them had died.
Holy shit at the end of this video my cat got up on two legs and whispered in my ear "thanks for letting papa meat heal my kidney disease" thank you papa
With that intro I like to imagine I was eaten and get reverse vored only when papa meat has something he’d like to say, and then he just eats me again.
I have become addicted to this channel recently, Papa you are funny as f***, not much makes me laugh on here but every vid has me cracking up. Winslow is absolute genius.
I LOVE that the person who says “I instantly got visions of flames…” also says “his/her”. Like they can apparently literally read this cats mind just by looking at an image, but ANYTHING that could be factually proven or disproven is a big “I dunno.”
I actually contacted a pet psychic and I sent them a picture of a photo of a golden lab that I found on Google and one of them to contacted me and said that it didn't love me cuz I treated it bad and I told them it was a Google picture and now it's been 2 years of them talking to me
I feel like someone with a good psych degree could really help someone grieving the loss of their furry friends by being a "pet medium" but it requires an element of deception that I don't think is completely ethical
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idk what or why, but this whole thing feels gross... and i talk to my dogs like they're ppl, so idk. but W vid!
@@HairryTurttleneck I literally don't care
Omfg Blo'hole Blast > Baja Blast every day of the fuckin week.
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I totally read it as pet physics lmao
Send me the bundle for free and I’ll make cheese burgers for the homeless. Quite a few at the parks i by
Remember, if there's ever a "human inside of your dog," promptly call the police and have that pervert arrested.
What if it's the other way around?
@@BrushyMitecall the pound on the human 😂 that's how it works!
@@BrushyMite i was about to ask the same thing :o
“Feed me steak. I mean, woof.”
Ok 👍
I love that they blurred the usernames but hunter still reads them out loud
like what's the use
@DontReadMyPicture93 aight bruh
@DontReadMyPicture93wow! i read ur username and it cured my autism !
@@shadybaby1515 wtf bro it didn't cure shit, it just doubled it and gave it to the next person.
@@shadybaby1515It gave me prostate cancer. I don’t even have one of those 😭😭😭
Pets don't actually think you died when you leave. They have object permanence and can understand routines such as an owner leaving at a time and returning. In fact one of the most important things to do in case of another pet or owner dying us allowing them to see the body, they tell pretty quick what's occurred by smell, and without this they can still look for their owners/friend for a long time after and can get depressed thinking they were abandoned.
This makes me really sad. My mom’s dogs watched her get murdered. I suspected they were traumatized by it. They’re doing well now but it’s obvious they miss her and my stepdad.
@@Meesh222this went dark very fast. I hope you are doing good though!
@@Meesh222 you’re mom got murdered?? Why? I’m sorry to hear
@@c1ifactation bro.. you can't just ask a person why their mom was murdered. Read the room.
@@adamgerald849she didn’t need our permission to share, we don’t need her permission to ask. those are the rules.
psychics: I can sense that your chicken has a high level of anxiety
Pet chicken: damn I could go for a f****g worm right about now
oh f**k off I don't really care
Chicken: man I gotta poop
*chicken does normal bowel movement*
IT HAS SPOKEN, IT HAS ANXIETY
@@HaveanOreshnikNope
@@HaveanOreshnik 😂 spot on
Except their extinction rate is at 99%. Only hanging on through human Industry.. but yeah no reason for anxiety
It's a perfect scam.
The dog can't tell if it's working.
As long as the person who pays for the psychic "feels" like it worked, it worked. And people who are willing to pay psychics go into it *wanting* to be vindicated by their psychic power, and it's not like the dog can just look at them and bark "this shit ain't real." It's insane.
It's paying strangers to gaslight you into believing their asmr voice and gentle patting cured your dog's clinical depression after being reincarnated into a golden retriever after dying in ww2.
Yeah. Also animals have a LOT of non verbal communication that, if you know it, can look psychic.
@DontReadMyPicture93 bot???????????????
@@Happs99obviously. Don't fucking respond to them. Just report it.
working is fun borf borf
Professional dog trainer here, I can confirm that poodles and anything bred with them tend to look like they have human eyes. I don’t know what it is but every time I see one and they look at me they look like they have a mortgage and pay taxes
I knew a guy with a dog like that. Super sweet dog, but I swore he was an ancient wizard in disguise.
The true “what it means to be human”
True that
I read something weird a while back, the creator of the breed labradoodle said that making that dog was his life's biggest regret, according to him “I opened a Pandora box and released a Frankenstein monster,”
The dogs are really precious though and perhaps we'll never truly know what he meant by that exactly
@@stopyourescaringme he probably meant that they’re uncanny and irresponsible people breed unhealthy parents that make messed up puppies. All doodles are backyard bred because there’s no industry standard for look or temperament. They’re literally Frankenstein’s monster of a dog because they’re a mishmash of 2 breeds with entirely different personalities. I love working with them though because i never know if they’ll be freakishly smart or dumb as a rock
So glad you did a video on this. My chihuahua was almost euthanized due to his previous owner taking him to a pet psychic. She told the previous owner that he was “depressed” and needed to be put down because of it. Luckily she brought him into the groomer first and they said they would rehome him instead. 12 years later and he is the happiest little thing I’ve ever seen. It kills me that anyone would be willing to put a young pet to sleep just because a “pet psychic” told them to.
i can't decide whether it's more horrifying that they almost killed their dog for no reason or that this person TOLD them to kill their dog for no reason
im happy to hear you gave the little guy a loving home :)
@@MalkuthSephiraLiterally what I'm trying to decide. Can't decide who's more horrifying here.
@@oliverfulayter5515 The worst part for me is, that "being depressed" is apparently reason enough to kill your pet.
Like... depression is very much treatable :I
The reason he was likely “depressed” was because she had just put his housemate to sleep due to illness. It was the only other pet she had so he was completely alone after that. Of course his behavior would be different or not as happy after that.
This guy looks like he can control fire
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@DontReadMyPicture93I Will Hurt You.
Is it his hair? Goatee? Or is it his overwhelming energy of character?
@DontReadMyPicture93already did you f***
I see what you did there and it made me chuckle. Bravo.
Fun Idea: Contact a pet psychic with an AI generated picture of a dog and see the BS they come up with.
That’s all I could think of watching this video hahaha
Technically speaking ai meshes a bunch of dog photos together. So there would still be the dogs connected to it
@@walter-vq1fwso much cope
@@walter-vq1fw yea but since the image is a mashup of a ton of dogs it would be like trying to talk to one person in a building completely full of people talking loud. Let's pretend that animal psychics are real. If they can feel the pain and issues of an animal, and they are given a mashup of different dogs combined into one would the psychic hear all the dogs used in the AI or would it be a fake generated personality of the AI Dog.
So if you show that an AI generated Dog and the pet psychic gives it a quick clean cut reading then it's obviously fake.
@@BADVlBES ai defender that won't accept that ai is just stolen art and photos
“Is he human? And should I start treating him with more human like punishments?” Took me tf out 😭
My old family dog smelled so bad, I swear she was just a zombie for her last couple years. She would lay down in my bedroom, blow ass, then leave the room so she didn't have to linger in her own fart stank
That makes me think of my dogs too. Theirs are both silent and deadly, it creeps up on us like a toxic fog that's bad enough to wake the dead. Picture that scene from return of the living dead, right along with the Trioxin theme for an accurate sense of atmosphere. That is exactly what we have to deal with most times. How can such a little fuzzy creature hold so much foul poison in such a small compact form?!
@@ghoulfriendofyournightares1286constipation bro... constipation 😔
Real
My chihuahuas shit stains concrete dawg💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Fun fact- the 'human eyes' phenomenon occurs in animals that have lighter/nude fur around the eyes that gives the illusion of skin. It's the uncanney valley effect.
9:02 I'm actually an animal medium as well, and I can sense, through this moth picture the words "LAMP" and "PROVIDE LAMP HUMAN" I definitely feel it's a very intense spirit.
Had me in the first half 😆🤣
😂😂😂
"I require lämp bröther"
There's a throwback for ya.
"I love lamp"
moths actually don’t seek out lights
13:05 This fucking picture. That dog looks like he hit the hardest zaza known to man and is on another PLANET.
I remember my mom having a pet psychic coming over to see our dog, roger. roger was very sick (not sick enough to be put down, he was still able to move and eat and was happy) and my mom was desperate to figure out how to make his life a little more comfortable. the main thing the psychic told my mom was that roger was feeling the anxiety and stress that my mom was having and it was making him worried and making his health a bit worse. after that, i remember her making a lot of efforts to calm down and decrease her stress levels. I don't remember if roger improved health wise during that time, but my mom's mental health did a bit, and I'm sure roger was relieved that she wasn't as stressed
pretty sure animals can sense stress/anger/sadness. So it probably helped him feel less stressed out as well that she was more calm. Animals can feel emotions like we do, not as complex but they still do.
10:05 "he is extremely aggressive. 98% of the time he's ok."
so.... he's a cat....?
My thoughts exactly, cats aren't as friendly as dogs usually so the 2% was probably the cat not being in a mood to be touched or messed with
plus some cats can get a little bitey when they're rolling around and playing
Sounds like you've only been around asshole cats
Probably just worms. My cat had em and he would get surges of pain, where he would feel he had to “Protect his asshole” by just going feral for like 20 minutes
"I feel like my dog has a human spirit"
Doodles just look and act like that. They are really fucking uncanny sometimes. I own one and I get where they are coming from.
My neighbor had one and he'd just roam the area as he pleased. He would be in weird places at times and was pretty fast for a lil guy, defiantly not afraid to throwdown if it came to it but other then that he was really chill.
@@Whiteknight-xg2pqthey're independent almost in the same way huskies are but without the ADHD
The dog more than likely snapped at the eediot, because he was sick of them shov😊ing a camera in his face. He looks scared in some of those pictures.
@@Roomscratch Husky owner here, and I 100% agree with you there
nick-sympathizer 🫵🙄
That chicken at the beginning had literally zero anxiety. Not pulling it's head away and freaking out, didn't try to peck her, she was just chillin.
i have six 5week old kittens climbing all over me screaming in my face for my sandwich as i watch this
Give them your sandwich
Yooo I’m fostering 6 kittens rn with my family they’re all so cute
Fish sandwich😂?
I'm a psychic. Your cat wanted a bite of the sandwich and maybe a little scratch on the butt.
lol are you eating on the floor? 💀
My psychic powers tell me this guy can control fire.
Damn already stealing the top comment? Be more original
@@RoseHaydenn but they can't because they are bots.
You work at a burger drive through by any chance?
shut up
@@nicovandermerwe2747 um actually it's a chicken joint 🤓
I just lost my dog a couple of days ago. The grief is beyond agonizing but your videos make me laugh. omfg I laughed so hard when you requested a reading for your basset hound Tugboat. His pictures crack me up too.
I've always loved your videos and sense of humor, and now they are helping me get through a very devastating time. Thank you markiplier
I'm so sorry for your loss ❤ :(
Put my girl named Pumpkin down a few months ago. I waited till after Christmas so she could see the family happy and surrounded. Gave her some human food the night before and took her in the morning. For 14 years she's been the absolute best. She will be missed but the memories are what I have left. RIP all family dogs.
Sending so much love during this impossible time. I'm so, so sorry you're going through this. The grief from losing my boy Revan in 2022 is still going strong, but the days do get a little easier. Eventually you'll laugh more than cry when you think of the cute things they used to do.
If you want a bit of advice I would recommend finding something that reminds you of them and talk to it. Revan's nickname was Moon Oov so I say hi to him whenever the moon is out. It helps a lot to this day.
Was that the bite of 87?
Got me right at the end, 🤣
Sry for your pain.
Pet psychics: when you're so _desperate_ to know what your cat's thinking that you're willing to believe someone who claims they can talk to animals.
Next up: I'll be taking appointments to chat with _houseplants._
Perfect! My plants are brown and shriveled, do you think it’s because i don’t compliment them with kind words?
@@wonder-wizard567No. That Fern is a masochist. You should treated it like the dirt eater it is, them compliment it.
Honestly I’d believe a plant psychic long before I believe a pet psychic. Cause at least with plants, if you just know a lot about plants. You can actually give useful information that “the plant told you.”😂
I mean, if you give someone enough L S D they can definitely have a conversation with plants.
Thanks for the great idea. I'm gonna be rich 😎
7:30 the six dimensional chess moves of editing his username out while he reads it out anyway.
Chefs kiss, perfection.
That picture of tug passed out almost killed me
It scares me more than anything to think that many animals are subjected to the "care" of genuine psychopaths.
I'm a schizophrenic with two cats and I can admit cats actually play along with the delusional freak outs. I feel they would be bored without it. Not psychopathic delusions but more manic paranoia. Playful zoomies at 3 am
i find it crazy how crazy psychotic animals are being cared by normal kind people
And people who force phycal contact then blame's the animal for defending itself when it doesn't want to be held or touched.
@mattbunchboigehs animals are good with knowing how we feel, so they're possibly trying to help you.
If a cat sits on you while your sick with a cold or of you have a phycal injury they will sit on you purring to try help you heal and sooth you.
It's proven.
These people are full of it.
I'm more concerned about ignorance than "psychopaths" in this context. Most "psychos" are not common, just the internet filtering out sane people. Tbh, especially with the people buying pet psychics, I'm more concerned about the person being conned than the pet.
Compare that to stuff like people making natural or ESPECIALLY raw diets for dogs and cats without the oversight of a nutritionist. They are normal, well meaning owners but are actively putting their dogs healthy at risk, if not slowly killing them.
No hate to these people, they DO mean well, they just often don't know better.
Please do a deep dive on those Pet Chiropractors. Literally giving animals strokes and paralyzing them
Oh god the pet chiropractor videos are really something else. Some dude cracking a dog’s neck and soothingly saying, “yeah that really calmed him down” while the dog is displaying every sign of wanting to bite the hell out of them but in too much pain to do so
@@Sentientcrabpee literally set every nerve in the spine ablaze with a sudden jerking and twisting motion. "Ahhhh yeah that was a lot of pressure. That's got to feel good now eh pup?"
No you're killing that animal sir.
What the hell that’s a thing!?
@@michikip45 it is sadly. I hate everything about it
@@blake.everyday god damn that is just straight up animal cruelty
My dog looks at me sometimes like a cursed prince who is desperately trying to speak while grasping onto the last fragments of his humanity before it all fades away again
I love the lady saying the chicken has anxiety. Like, would someone seek a pet psychiatrist if their animal was acting fine?
Plus, some random fucking creep is touching the poor chicken. I'd be anxious, too!
Of course, she'd be right about the chicken being anxious, it is being held by a stranger. Plus, chickens just seem anxious.
6:26 That dog has seen man made horrors beyond comprehension
Nope
Bro fought in Iwo Jima
Seems more like an owner that doesn't understand how dumb humans are. Poodles are smart for a dog. Wouldn't be surprised if the smarter of them are smarter than dumber humans... because dumb humans are REALLY DUMB, not because dogs could learn calculus or something stupid like that.
Or just haves no thoughts in his head
That makes no sense. How can something be man made but beyond comprehension.
0:55 *while stroking a chicken* "what she's sharing with me, is she has a high level of anxiety"
Yeah no shit probably bc she somehow psychically knows all her friends have gone missing one by one and become dinner and she's next
13:10 TUG BOAT LIVIN HIS BEST LIFE 🩷💛
I fucking love that image
I can already tell you how these work, reading animals, and or reading people.
Most animals are SUPER easy to read once you learn what to look for, and the psychic part is the same as most, read the room as you talk, double down when people respond to what you're saying in a strong way.
Thank you SO much for this video, the picture of the dog around 13:25 absolutely sent my sides to bloody Jupiter! I have literal tears from laughter for the first time in quite a while.
Want to laugh some more? I can let you watch while I try to do situps
@@Zunderfeuer It's all right mate lol, if I wanted to laugh at someone clumsily trying to imrpove, I'd just try a workout in front of my mirror!🤣
13:20 Well now we know where Hunter gets the inspiration for his animations.
That dog is possessed by an entity and it is waiting to claim your body, Nick. You need to get out of there lol
5:05 I'll tell you rn our old dog before she passed away would wait at the door whenever we left. She'd run to the window and you could see her watch the car leave. She'd shake whenever she knew we were leaving somewhere and would always try to sneak out the door to follow.
Never changed the entire time she was alive.
To be fair she was probably correct with the chicken. I would guess that prey animals largely experience anxiety most of the time.
I'm currently dog sitting for these people that have a chicken coop. They sort of follow you lol
As someone who knows chickens very well, chickens that are actively upset won’t let themselves be held like that so uh..
@sociallyineptsnapper I've only held a chicken once, and it was pissed, but damn, bro tasted great
As a chicken myself, this is true.
Definitely doesn't want to become a Zaxby's chicken sandwich.......maybe a Chick-fil-A, but not Zaxby's....
One of my old dogs got out and a neighbor around the corner found her and took her to a pet psychic. When i finally find her, Apparently the psychic was told my 4 year+ dog was a puppy that was dropped off at the park by a little crying girl.
:-/
Bro what
Did I read it wrong or are u saying ur neighbor was telling the psychic that stroy
🔥 Martyrs shirt
where’s the rest of the story…
My sister is convinced my old English sheep dog is human because of his “humanlike eyes” and because he sits up on the couch and watches tv, he especially likes football and barks whenever someone scores.
Living or dead…. Can they talk to dinosaurs?
😂😂. Exactly also I’m sure there was a stray dog standing around when Jesus was crucified 😂 ask them about that whole zombie thing
I'm sure Dodo birds have some nice things to say 😂😂😂
this just in: the dinosaurs just told me they’re mad about the asteroid
Ya they said rawr
I also have that argument with ghosts... where's the dinosaur ghosts? I need answers.
the cat getting put down as a threat was wild. you getting out the chair about the mentally challenged people was wild.
the whole damn earth has gone fricken wild. this had me in bits watchin tho.
You being in bits while watching is fucking wild
Our oldest dog who is 13 rn, is the calmest, most stoic dog who had only once barked in her entire life. She only thinks about food and sleeping at the yard. But I honestly never thought it was anywhere near creepy. Perfect pupper
Had to film a brand video for one of these folks once. She was absolutely unbearable and extremely rude, I can't stand their business practice which is completely based on tricking people.
Don't be shy... name and shame! (Jk... unless?)
I held my pet turtle up to the screen and then 5 minutes I brought him outside to play and a raccoon shot out from under my neighbor's porch, grabbed Toby, and ran off with him into the closest sewer.
RIP Toby Keith.
😂damn bro just did ordinary kidnapping
0:57 "Whats SHE is sharing with me..."
Talks at a rooster.
THANK YOU! THAT MEDIUM CAN REACH IN A CHICKEN'S MIND BUT CAN'T TELL IF ITS A BOY OR A GIRL
In a desert of lame and unoriginal commentary channels, this channel is an oasis. The topics you pick are always interesting, well researched, and your commentary is absolutely hilarious. If you ever wanted to pursue standup comedy, I'd be in full support.
Damm I talk to my cats all the time, I guess I must be a psychic too!
No just sad
@@128scalps its sad to not talk to your pets
Do your cats tell you to make total war and dawn of war videos too
reminded me of my aunt's dog who never wagged its tail, never barked except for when it was on the edge of shitting or pissing itself because he refused to do that indoors, he hated other dogs and refused to eat dog food unless he was starving, he was very chill and only wanted to sun bathe.
Tugboat was clearly a Woodcutter in his past life and just wants you to appreciate his log cutting skills.
11:57 speaking of flames… this guy looks like he could control them
My ex gf’s mom was into crystals and “not religious, but believed in angels”. Super sweet lady but super dumb.
At one point she said to me after her dad died “ I’m debating on seeing a therapist but I might just go see my psychic again so I can talk to my dad instead.”
Lady was wild.
Ngl, I'd like to talk to my grandmother again. But I know that's not physically possible because I am not able to talk to ghosts.
It'd be awesome if I could, though.
Professional tarot card reader here: “psychics” should never replace therapy. I know I get a lot of shit from the community but that’s what I firmly believe. I hope that woman got the help she needed.
It’s people like her that make being pagan a lot harder 🙃
my mom is exactly like this... not dumb just extremely gullible
Honestly it’s all bullshit, I told a family member of mine once who is into this shit that, wait you hold rocks in your hands and feel “energy” and read cards and hands but you think me praying to mighty being is crazy? I was like how it must feel to scam people who need mental help but take advantage of them to talk to a dead love one you can’t possibly speak too should be criminal.
dogs are smarter then we give them credit for and people dumber then we give them credit for
Nah, a lot of people believe dogs can understand human language. You know that thing us species have been working on for thousands of years, which is more complex than the primitive language of any other living thing on earth
@@TemuPercOh... no... I would do some research, my guy. Dogs can understand 165-260 words. Depending on breed and what they were bred for. They evolved with us. Pigeons can understand complete sentences... and on top of that orcas and other dolphin and whale species have literal language that scientists are trying to translate for possible human to animal communication, which would be the first. These things have all been studied and available to research. Humans aren't as special as we think. Animals are more complex than we ever thought.
Also, not speaking human language literally means nothing. Speaking human or mimicking human language all has to do with the equipment you evolved with as a species (inside your neck/mouth). Like pigeons can understand words but don't have the beak, vocal cords, or tongue that can allow them to repeat them, unlike some other birds.
@cuddlecows nah, you should do more research. The smartest pigeon could learn around 60 words and can't really read a sentence they just remember it without actually understanding what it says, dogs are basically the same you could say "die you dumb mut" and then let them outside and then they will get ready to go outside every time you say "die you dumb mut"
@cuddlecows Elephants also have their own language and are sentient beings. It's pretty amazing.
@@TemuPerc Dolphins have a more complex language than us...
Also, it's unfair to compare different animals like this. We use very different methods to communicate.
0:15 Spoken like a man who's gotten his dog shot by an old man in a mobility scooter 😭
That apron is sick. Had to pause the video to pick that up. I really enjoyed hearing you explain the inspiration behind some of your videos in cream crew and your tier lists, and the context it gives to your art. Especially in regards to burnout and the pressures of work.
Does matter to some people though. Thanks man.
The freakin edit of Harambe, i dont know why made me laugh longer than I should have
11:51 A Chick-Fil-A employee when Hunter simply exists in his vicinity:
12:58 tell tugboat i would die for him please
I had a basset hound and seeing the melting pictures of Tug genuinely healed a part of my soul. Idk why bassets have to look like they’re melting all the time but it’s the best part of having a basset 😭😍
His dog kinda looks like Hunter! Especially the sleepy picture one 🤣🤣🤣
Lol, I actually feel the opposite. It’s funny how everyone has different opinions on what makes a dog cute. For example, I think Pugs are the cutest things ever, but I’ve heard tons of people call their faces ugly.
13:55 Tugboat’s eyes here made me do a literal squeal. Such a good boy.
15:00
What if the entire community of "dog psychics" are actually just normal people attempting to get crazy people's dogs real help at a vet by pretending they are crazy too but then tells ng them to take their dog to the vet?
I was just talking to my sister about how dumb the idea of reading an animal's mind is. If you could read your Dog's mind, why would his thoughts be in English? Wouldn't it be some weird primal dog language
Yeah, it wouldn't even be understandable or possible to translate, which we already have problems translating languages to other languages
I don't think it would work like that. A more logical method would be psychically sensing a general feeling of what the animal is feeling and interpreting what it wants/thoughts through that way. I think the term for this is empath, which can also have non-psychic connotations. Though its still a bunch of nonsense.
*staring intently at dog* he’s trying to tell you….. bororroraoh roah
@Interdacted 🤣🤣
Yo right? Humans have an annoying tendency to anthropomorphize non-human objects and concepts. It's clearly a cognitive bias.
I work in vet med and there’s definitely some animals that are just bizarre to be around. That being said, you can normally tell what their deal is by body language and knowing general history on the animal. Right now we have a new client (collie terrier mix) for checkups and boarding who doesn’t move around much even to greet you at her door. She just kinda sits there until cued. Very strange girl. We did her checkup and looked for anxiety, stress or other health problems that might lead to lethargy or cognitive impairment, and it seems that she is just a supremely low-energy dog and would be totally cool with just staring at the wall for hours. Not everything needs a supernatural explanation to be interesting or meaningful. Every animal has its own personality and sometimes it’s just them being a little freak
13:34 i chocked on my food i was eating, then chocked on the water i was drinking from your dogs photos
"should you come get me, their dog just got stolen" is fucking me up
My MKULTRA (Meat Kanyon Ultra) trigger was sent to my brain, so I answer the call.
meeeeeeoooooooooewwwwwwww
@@ehhh2547 meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwww
I think Teddy feels human because his fur is white and thinnest around his eyes showing a very peachy skin. Labradoodle fur also curls and obscures their normal dog anatomy in the face, making it seem more round and like they have full human cheeks.
Yeah, domestic dogs have evolved to have human responsive eyes.
@kellyalves756 the biggest thing is dogs eyebrows as well, the muscles around their eyes have evolved to display emotions more openly for us humans to see and understand them easier
This is great‼️ I love your content, came across your channel a few days ago. I've probably watched 30 videos already no bs💯 thanks for the laughs
one of my favourite bits from Fraiser was when Niles & Fraiser constantly joked about the pet psychiatrist Dr. Shaw who had an appointment with the dog Eddie trying to get him out of his funk and Dr. Shaw had more of a professional demeanour than both brothers combined.
I have a friend who always seems to be on the cutting edge of New Age scams… as a victim, unfortunately. He was the first person that told me about pet psychics so immediately I was suspicious.
Papa meat is actshually a channel which in a funny and entertaining way gets deep down into hooman psyche and it’s current trends and weirds and explores it from the top to the bottom for our clear and ubothered understanding. He breaks our overstatements about hillarious content over youtube and he do this in so positive way that we feel unbothered and yet so enriched by this topics he brings on the table. I love your energy, keep it up please brother.
Me: My cat and I are close to each other because I provide shelter, comfort, and share my chicken fingers.
Crazy person: I can sense that this chicken has a lot of anxiety.
Me and my cat licking our lips while reaching for more: *nods*
My dog was panting like crazy after playing fetch, then I played the papa meat Pet séance and he immediately calmed down. Thank you papa meat for calming my pet I’ve cash app you 1 bitcoin.
2:33 fire control confirmed
"We needed f***ing dinner" bahaha and did papa almost say "blessed"?! Awe so nice lol. Plus Nick, peanut gallery, always has me laughing. Thank you both!
Imagine needing to feel special so bad you decide to tell people you can communicate with animals and animal spirits. Then to go and say you can do it just by seeing a picture.
It’s actually kind of pathetic. Sorry to judge tho.
21:12 i kid you not i looked for my pet for a minute and then remembered they died last week
My childhood dog passed away this morning and this video really brought up my mood. Thank you
Aw, I’m sorry. You don’t need to be a pet psychic to know they were a good boy/girl.
The usage of the L4d witch music with the Sonya bit was perfection. 👌
That picture of tugboat would go hard as an album cover
Ugh i swear my grandmother was batshit insane and had 4 pomeranians that she neglected so badly, 2 of them were in a kennel legitimately 23 hours a day and she couldn't figure out why they were so fucked up in the head so she hired a fucking TAROT CARD READER FOR DOGS once a week for about 7 or 8 years until all of them had died.
5:58
I've seen a lot of these dogs in new york
I saw one on Monday.
Sometimes i think they're humans suffering the consequences of their sins
8:00 ITS THE TYPE OF DOG .....
Ive seen this conversation happen before with the same dang dog! 😂
7:00 his dog is an isekai protag
Holy shit at the end of this video my cat got up on two legs and whispered in my ear "thanks for letting papa meat heal my kidney disease" thank you papa
Tugboat is the best dog I've ever seen. I need to cuddle him. His snoot could crush me.
*blocks out name for privacy reasons*
*proceeds to read out the name* 🤣
7:30
With that intro I like to imagine I was eaten and get reverse vored only when papa meat has something he’d like to say, and then he just eats me again.
HAHHAHA, LOVE THAT
I have become addicted to this channel recently, Papa you are funny as f***, not much makes me laugh on here but every vid has me cracking up. Winslow is absolute genius.
7:05 that dog used to be a person in a past life
I LOVE that the person who says “I instantly got visions of flames…” also says “his/her”.
Like they can apparently literally read this cats mind just by looking at an image, but ANYTHING that could be factually proven or disproven is a big “I dunno.”
7:02 that one picture of the dog unironically unnerved me for a second
I thought the title was "Pet Physics" at first 💀
I saw that, too. It caught me off guard at first 😂
I actually contacted a pet psychic and I sent them a picture of a photo of a golden lab that I found on Google and one of them to contacted me and said that it didn't love me cuz I treated it bad and I told them it was a Google picture and now it's been 2 years of them talking to me
Great as always and the blessing at the end was the cherry on top
thank u markiplier for healing my cat
You guys trolling people on the internet should be a regular thing
I feel like someone with a good psych degree could really help someone grieving the loss of their furry friends by being a "pet medium" but it requires an element of deception that I don't think is completely ethical
"It really hurt my insides,
I would happily buy it again."
- Dorris, 75
Hahahaha best review ever.
Are we just not gonna talk about the pony's eye at 18:48 😭😭😭😭😭😭
ikr wtf 😂