The RECORD RUNNER

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2024

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  • @williamramsell853
    @williamramsell853 5 років тому +1105

    The prototype for the 78 rpm record moved so fast it flew out the window and was never seen again.

  • @soundlesspeal
    @soundlesspeal 6 років тому +3282

    get two and have a race

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 4 роки тому +55

      Whats with the goth Moomin??

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG 4 роки тому +120

      Imagine how bad that would sound.

    • @jcmolero71
      @jcmolero71 4 роки тому +19

      Play Pop Musik both tracks at once

    • @thesmiler1579
      @thesmiler1579 4 роки тому +24

      double the scratching

    • @EddVCR
      @EddVCR 4 роки тому +54

      That’s how you get stereo sound! 😂

  • @johnr6168
    @johnr6168 5 років тому +5317

    I can see why it hasn't got a headphone jack.

    • @pizzyp
      @pizzyp 5 років тому +257

      Hopefully the next model will have Bluetooth 😂

    • @gurthygus39
      @gurthygus39 5 років тому +69

      BECOMING WR hey buddy it’s a joke

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 5 років тому +62

      Have fun untangling the wires after you're done listening to it!

    • @robertthegamer_0
      @robertthegamer_0 4 роки тому +4

      @@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @raudiaz6245
      @raudiaz6245 4 роки тому +11

      like twisted taffy after a minute or two

  • @ultrawankerobliterator420
    @ultrawankerobliterator420 4 роки тому +2021

    please tell me someone has painted one to look like the Mystery Machine

    • @Rainaman-
      @Rainaman- 4 роки тому +32

      Probably

    • @Setebos
      @Setebos 4 роки тому +77

      Or a psychedelic paint job for when you're listening to Grateful Dead albums.

    • @1ivannthegreat
      @1ivannthegreat 4 роки тому +29

      I bought me one a while back when with my artistic talent I painted it and Drew on it with surf boards on the top. When I wanted it like that to play my BEACH BOYS RECORDS. 👍🏻✌🏼

    • @Setebos
      @Setebos 4 роки тому +12

      @@1ivannthegreat Be great for 60s surf music, too.

    • @DTorto
      @DTorto 4 роки тому +5

      Ill do it for you

  • @blakeburton3137
    @blakeburton3137 5 років тому +1367

    Do you think the guy driving that van likes his job?

    • @burneraccount9985
      @burneraccount9985 4 роки тому +163

      I'd like to think so. It's a record breaking occupation

    • @musxn
      @musxn 4 роки тому +13

      Blake Burton it depends on the music

    • @LavenderJJ_secret
      @LavenderJJ_secret 4 роки тому +20

      God knows what he's like when he does any Eurobeat

    • @rhuttrho88
      @rhuttrho88 4 роки тому +11

      The interior is probably full of throw up!

    • @thedude5295
      @thedude5295 4 роки тому +3

      1 year later: He was laid off because it was considered an non-essential job in his state in 2020.

  • @tomhsia4354
    @tomhsia4354 5 років тому +387

    This is ridiculous on so many levels, in the right way.
    Wait, is this the world's smallest record player? It seems to be running for that record...

    • @jorgemtzb9359
      @jorgemtzb9359 Рік тому +18

      More like it's driving in that record

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 Місяць тому

      not the smallest record player, but maybe the smallest full size record player as the others played smaller records

  • @FionaAppleRocks
    @FionaAppleRocks 3 роки тому +263

    If you placed this on a revolving turntable then the bus would be able to play while appearing to be stationary

    • @elfinstuff8934
      @elfinstuff8934 Рік тому +18

      That is incredible holy shit

    • @robambrose4199
      @robambrose4199 Рік тому +3

      Would it play the record at all though if not moving? Or play it backwards, even though not in reverse?

    • @Insanitypants80
      @Insanitypants80 Рік тому +13

      Yo Dawg! We heard you like record players so we put a record player on your record player so you can play while you play. :)

    • @mbvideoselection
      @mbvideoselection 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@robambrose4199but it would be moving with respect to the record. Only your viewpoint of it wouldn't be moving, same as your viewpoint of a record player's stylus doesn't move when you look at it.

    • @robambrose4199
      @robambrose4199 6 місяців тому

      @@mbvideoselection It depends on how fast the van drives compared to the speed of the turntable, and which direction both are going in. It would be hard to scratch records properly this way unless you are the Stig.

  • @randomguy3708
    @randomguy3708 4 роки тому +637

    Someone get "running in the 90" on a record just for this

    • @Vanessa_Santillan
      @Vanessa_Santillan 4 роки тому +7

      Random Guy 🤣

    • @ivanfraevich942
      @ivanfraevich942 4 роки тому +45

      and replace the body with an ae86

    • @yametite
      @yametite 4 роки тому +4

      lmao here it is ua-cam.com/video/K8Ek0_VS29g/v-deo.html

    • @FokkerBoombass
      @FokkerBoombass 4 роки тому

      @@yametite it's fake tho

    • @MagneticProductions1
      @MagneticProductions1 3 роки тому +6

      @@FokkerBoombass From that video I found out that there's a real vinyl version of the song but it's pretty expensive ($150 roughly) and I would never want to do this to it. Still, neat.

  • @FranLab
    @FranLab 6 років тому +2385

    I know it's wrong.... but I love this record obliterating gizmo.

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 6 років тому +12

      Same

    • @keithbrown7685
      @keithbrown7685 6 років тому +113

      If obliterating this record is wrong
      I don't wanna be right.

    • @beepot2764
      @beepot2764 6 років тому +30

      Fran Blanche I know right! I want one as a display. Go get a cheap old 1$ record place it on my record stand just for some fun. Especially when my niece comes over and wants to put a record on.

    • @sebastienmonette6659
      @sebastienmonette6659 5 років тому +4

      333 likes, yikes

    • @monicasanfratello3841
      @monicasanfratello3841 4 роки тому +1

      Me too

  • @frvo
    @frvo 6 років тому +296

    Can't deny. It did put a smile on my face...

  • @praveenb9048
    @praveenb9048 5 років тому +630

    It would have been a much more fun product if it had been off white with 1960's hippie style decals - flowers, smile, peace and shit like that.

  • @thecianinator
    @thecianinator 6 років тому +1427

    The fact that you are a middle aged, white Englishman with an extensive knowledge of old school American hip hop makes my heart so warm. I respect someone who doesn't let stereotypes define what they're allowed to appreciate.

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 5 років тому +61

      I'm a spoiled comfortable middle-class white suburban kid who had aboslutely everything handed to him and I fucking love 80's-90's hip hop, particularly NAS and Rakim. I'm just the polar opposite of everything involved in their lyrical themes lol

    • @haferman92
      @haferman92 5 років тому +12

      Weeb

    • @TheExtreme869
      @TheExtreme869 5 років тому +41

      *stereo* types lmao.

    • @p3rformer
      @p3rformer 5 років тому +25

      what are you talking about?? This generation grew up with hip hop and witnessed the beginning of it...smh

    • @roberte.o.speedwagon3122
      @roberte.o.speedwagon3122 5 років тому +4

      I'm not american but I love gangsta rap

  • @Tom5TomEntertainment
    @Tom5TomEntertainment 6 років тому +3497

    Looks like a Record Ruiner

    • @shiningarmor2838
      @shiningarmor2838 6 років тому +51

      I was just about to make that joke, goddammit!

    • @dwaynezilla
      @dwaynezilla 6 років тому +65

      The Record Ruiner - VW (Vinyl Wrecker) edition

    • @mogshade66
      @mogshade66 6 років тому +5

      Tom5tom Entertainment
      Yes x Good grief x This is why we have good turntables 😊

    • @cronchyshark
      @cronchyshark 5 років тому +18

      That's why it's original name was the 'vinyl killer'

    • @derekmyers3258
      @derekmyers3258 5 років тому +10

      i've got ruined records i'm already planning on using it on. i ordered the blue one!

  • @some_shiptoster
    @some_shiptoster 6 років тому +343

    This would look hilarious playing Yakety Sax.

    • @thereborne5219
      @thereborne5219 5 років тому +1

      i have nothing to say

    • @kevinjokipii4260
      @kevinjokipii4260 4 роки тому +1

      That would be better if, rather than a Microbus, it resembled Jackie Wright pushing Benny in a 3-wheeled wicker chair.

    • @OldManTheseDays
      @OldManTheseDays 4 роки тому

      Legitimate lol from this comment😁

    • @prestonmcalhany6534
      @prestonmcalhany6534 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks for the idea 😂

  • @JosephdiCaro
    @JosephdiCaro 5 років тому +119

    OMG that record you chose was the perfect accompaniment to that! I was smiling and laughing so big! Cute little novelty! Thanks for showing it to us

  • @insector2
    @insector2 6 років тому +86

    There's just something so amazing about records and I love watching them being played.
    "Lets cut grooves in this piece of vinyl and stick a needle in it to vibrate around!"

    • @OriginalPineapplesFoster
      @OriginalPineapplesFoster Рік тому

      You've caused me to remember the first time our speakers cut out when my head was near the record player and it blew my freaking mind!
      Like, with tapes, I knew there was no sound if the signal wasn't sent, but realizing that records basically have a tiny version of the audio on them at all times.... Yeah, even decades later I'm easily amused. 😂🍍

  • @Crazy_Borg
    @Crazy_Borg 6 років тому +442

    So, even when VW does give you an emission-free electric car (even it's a bit small), it still manages to damage the environment (your Vinyl records and your ear drums).

    • @memereview9803
      @memereview9803 5 років тому +9

      Crazy_Borg go away they’re trying

    • @holidayfartcruiserthe2nd749
      @holidayfartcruiserthe2nd749 5 років тому +14

      They've all been recalled because the batteries' computers cheated the emissions test.............again.

    • @Philjj61
      @Philjj61 4 роки тому

      Great comment, that'll be a two groan rating on my kid's dag meter, which is getting harder to achieve the older they get. Brilliantly executed by the way. I also think sideways like this. Respect.

  • @charliecahill7252
    @charliecahill7252 6 років тому +373

    anyone else read it as 'Record Ruiner'?

    • @medes5597
      @medes5597 5 років тому +6

      Until I saw your comment I thought that's what it said. Damn it.

    • @mateorincon3448
      @mateorincon3448 5 років тому

      No, but that should be it's name.

    • @cyberanimates2904
      @cyberanimates2904 4 роки тому

      Yep. And the reason I read it like that was because my bro told me about a BMW record player that looks like a well a BMW van and "ruined" the record. and I saw the thumbnail first.

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 4 роки тому

      Charlie Mayhew Music me, I thought it was actually called a record ruiner.

    • @pablo5425
      @pablo5425 4 роки тому

      no, but it does kinda ruin the record sound xdd

  • @queruba.
    @queruba. 4 роки тому +202

    Now we need an AE86 Toyota version that drifts around the record

    • @styldsteel1
      @styldsteel1 4 роки тому +6

      Yea. We might achieve a better sound that way.

    • @queruba.
      @queruba. 4 роки тому +13

      @@styldsteel1 And play Initial D eurobeat songs

    • @styldsteel1
      @styldsteel1 4 роки тому

      @@queruba. anything's gonna sound better than this

    • @fozi_tatoz5045
      @fozi_tatoz5045 4 роки тому +3

      I need it if it exists!

    • @tonywright8294
      @tonywright8294 4 роки тому +1

      Why ?

  • @FlorianEagox
    @FlorianEagox 3 роки тому +30

    This takes the definition of a "portable" music player to a whole new level!

  • @EdgardoDC
    @EdgardoDC 6 років тому +1653

    Still so much better than that disgusting record scratching rokblok

    • @radracer2033
      @radracer2033 6 років тому +100

      JAMiE DC Yeah, you can actually hear the music

    • @true_neutral3378
      @true_neutral3378 6 років тому +113

      +vulcan_
      How old are you and where do you live?

    • @freezetile8588
      @freezetile8588 6 років тому +38

      Does anyone remember when ROBLOX didn't suck?

    • @EdgardoDC
      @EdgardoDC 6 років тому +24

      vulcan_ no

    • @ThomasTalbotMD
      @ThomasTalbotMD 6 років тому +9

      It sounds pretty decent though it gets a little wobbly towards the end of the record. Surprised it worked so well.

  • @tiborklein5349
    @tiborklein5349 6 років тому +132

    5:37 KANSEI DORIFTO!

    • @isekaiexpress9450
      @isekaiexpress9450 5 років тому

      Why even a VW and not a Levin?

    • @charaznable2859
      @charaznable2859 5 років тому +1

      N NANI

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 5 років тому +2

      Deja Vu

    • @moron1138
      @moron1138 5 років тому +2

      @@TrashDeviant I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

    • @unitrader403
      @unitrader403 4 роки тому +5

      before its perfect it needs 2 changes:
      1) the Chassis has to be changed into a Toyota Corolla / AE86 (aka hachiroku)
      2) the last track on the Vinyl must be Deja Vu :D

  • @VE6XTC
    @VE6XTC 3 роки тому +53

    What a fun gadget. It would be fun to use on old records that are not rare or valuable.

  • @johannestitz5797
    @johannestitz5797 4 роки тому +171

    Audiophiles be like:
    "sTiLl sOuNdS bTeTtEr ThAn CDs"

    • @jon4715
      @jon4715 4 роки тому +2

      Holdthetomato! CD's can be great, but they're definitely not better than vinyl. There are tons of modern digital formats that are way better than CD's too.

    • @gloomyblackfur399
      @gloomyblackfur399 3 роки тому +6

      @@septum_funk There can be exceptions, when you take into account things like the Loudness War. Vinyl cant hold the same extreme volume as CDs, so it naturally limits how much record labels can distort the music away from the original in hopes that "louder music sells better".

    • @Rafael-no3gi
      @Rafael-no3gi 3 роки тому +22

      @@jon4715 im sorry to break it to you but vinyl is in no way better than cd

    • @Antigen__
      @Antigen__ 3 роки тому +1

      Audio elitists*

    • @jon4715
      @jon4715 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rafael-no3gi There are absolutely some ways that vinyl is superior to cds, and vis versa.

  • @wigglyboots2
    @wigglyboots2 6 років тому +48

    That speed controller is really genius. Love seeing clever engineers ply their trade in such a subtle yet impressive way. And of course great video as always. Thanks for taking a look at these more gimmicky devices from time to time. They really are neat but I wouldn't wan't to waste my own money on them, so thanks!

    • @stevegreen8262
      @stevegreen8262 5 років тому

      what a waste of a talented engineer.

  • @warhammer2162
    @warhammer2162 6 років тому +69

    I would like to see someone 3D print a Scalextric track with a band's discography recorded onto it, then watch this thing go.

    • @tomhsia4354
      @tomhsia4354 5 років тому +15

      Or somehow fabricate a metal disc... So this thing won't instantly destroy it.

    • @737Garrus
      @737Garrus 4 роки тому +1

      Thing is it can't make right-hand turns. :\

  • @loes6801
    @loes6801 3 роки тому +9

    Aaah I always wondered how those things accounted for the difference in speed on the outside and the inside of the vinyl. Pretty neat, thanks for showing us!

    • @JoeMicroscope
      @JoeMicroscope 3 роки тому

      That is done when the record is cut

  • @aheroicandwell-reviewedliz801
    @aheroicandwell-reviewedliz801 4 роки тому +24

    I love it so much it looks like something out of a cartoon.

  • @TheSpanielXD
    @TheSpanielXD 6 років тому +167

    "I suppose it's great, if you really love being underwhelmed by things" I'll leave it up to you to create a meaning for that

    • @TheSpanielXD
      @TheSpanielXD 6 років тому +6

      Ah yes, I that now

    • @AhDollar
      @AhDollar 4 місяці тому

      she doesn't love you

  • @ZipplyZane
    @ZipplyZane 6 років тому +75

    I have an idea for one of these: it just plays music from a microSD but is otherwise silent. You just watch it trace the record for novelty, while getting listenable music.

  • @dixie_rekd9601
    @dixie_rekd9601 6 років тому +20

    I like how they say "this is shit, only use it for a laugh" (basically)
    I might pick one up :)

  • @mattsmith9024
    @mattsmith9024 5 років тому +291

    Two things you don't want to do with a VW van;
    1. Drive one.
    2. Play records with one.

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 5 років тому +13

      I wouldn't mind the first one. With a WRX STI swap :D
      Second one, yeah not on a record I cared about.

    • @puckcat22679
      @puckcat22679 4 роки тому +4

      TrashDeviant I'm a mechanic that specializes in European cars as well as weird stuff. One of my customers has a VW Vanagon (T3 transporter outside of the US) with a Subaru SVX engine. It's definitely much better than it was originally.

    • @cameronwaddel4072
      @cameronwaddel4072 3 роки тому

      I have a friend who has or had a VW Combi with a Mazda engine.

  • @dafo446
    @dafo446 6 років тому +596

    this is so dumb and the fact you put the RIGHT song for this... car even makes it funnier

    • @thedungeondelver
      @thedungeondelver 6 років тому +34

      Seriously, the only track that might've been better would've been Yakkity Sax.

    • @Quacks0
      @Quacks0 6 років тому +5

      Yeah, I mean, it's a cute device and all, but I'd always have my heart in my throat about its possibly damaging the record, and it would be such a hog at wasting costly batteries, too. Just play the record on a regular turntable, for goodness sake. Some lovely music is not even out on CD, so I make DVD movies of old records playing; this way, I can get full-fidelity sound that I can listen to anytime I want, and I won't wear out the precious delicate record albums.

    • @mrjason9382
      @mrjason9382 6 років тому +3

      They made them years ago kinda neat but they do wreck the record

    • @GregAdamsEternal
      @GregAdamsEternal 6 років тому +2

      This isnt intended to be a serious use record player.

    • @Quacks0
      @Quacks0 6 років тому +1

      @Greg Oh, you're absolutely right, Buddy, and I think we all realize that... our main point here is that it seems crazy to produce --- or buy --- something that ruins a perfectly good record. Plus us old fogies feel a special fondness for old LP recordings, especially since a lot of the precious oldies music they contain isn't even being re-released on CD, and so we feel especially sickened to see perfectly good records being shamelessly/mindlessly sacrificed just for a chintzy novelty-item. Like I said in another post here, I like to preserve out-of-print easy-listening vinyl music by making DVD movies of the record playing, so that I can hear best-quality sound anytime I want, without wearing out the precious limited-availability original discs.

  • @tmack729
    @tmack729 6 років тому +89

    I wince involuntarily when the vehicle is popped down on the record and starts playing, *grinding* its way round.

  • @jbrunty1989
    @jbrunty1989 5 років тому +19

    "Hey I just bought the one record to complete my collection. $200 was worth it to have a record I'll cherish"
    "Cool let's drive matchbox cars all over it"

  • @IvailoStoychev
    @IvailoStoychev 4 роки тому +60

    So basically a 2017 device that is a 1967 Volkswagen, travels on a record which was invented in 1887
    *Seems Legit.*

    • @jdatlas4668
      @jdatlas4668 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, it’s been around forever, it’s just still being made for reasons. Vintage ones get absurd prices now.

  • @SmithMrCorona
    @SmithMrCorona 6 років тому +58

    I'm in the habit, now, of positioning my cursor towards the end of the video to see if the puppets are in an episode. Today was a good day.

    • @Cammi_Rosalie
      @Cammi_Rosalie 6 років тому +7

      I do too. Also nice to see another viewer who still uses a real computer instead of some crappy, stripped-down phone app. ☺

    • @subzeroarctics1299
      @subzeroarctics1299 6 років тому +1

      YES! SAME HERE! :D

    • @aktw1234
      @aktw1234 6 років тому +3

      Cammi Rosanov what are you a luddite, or does change scare you

    • @Cammi_Rosalie
      @Cammi_Rosalie 6 років тому

      Neither. But I prefer to use a fully functioning computer. Not a stupified baby's toy.

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 6 років тому +1

      Or the Benny Hill theme

  • @pancudowny
    @pancudowny 6 років тому +113

    5:57 - Record Runner: Tokyo Drift. 😁

  • @lovebass199300
    @lovebass199300 5 років тому +7

    I like the way you took it seriously but still managed to make it very very enjoyable to watch.

  • @LunaPhobos
    @LunaPhobos 5 років тому +31

    The Record Killer? You can say that again.

  • @marktubeie07
    @marktubeie07 6 років тому +710

    Puppet episode today was hilarious!

    • @comptonrapper601
      @comptonrapper601 6 років тому +5

      🍎 HomePod

    • @josuelservin2409
      @josuelservin2409 6 років тому +36

      tubeie07, Flipping 'eck... 😂
      I love those puppets!

    • @Fluteboy
      @Fluteboy 6 років тому +6

      Imagine if he had tried an Andy Kershaw accent: "Let The Bairss Goor!"

    • @ansonx10
      @ansonx10 6 років тому +9

      Thanks. I had almost clicked away too soon. Flippin' heck.

    • @SNC2319
      @SNC2319 6 років тому +2

      I’m dying here XD

  • @CommodoreFan64
    @CommodoreFan64 6 років тому +9

    Damn it man, that end sketch had me nearly spitting my afternoon tea all over my keyboard, and a co worker staring at me. Good work. :-)

  • @sirlanka3746
    @sirlanka3746 5 років тому +76

    Damn, if it weren't a vinykiller i'd buy that instantly and take it everywhere.
    That's like the best and random excuse to play vinyls everywhere.
    Edit: who ever starts to produce & sell a none-vinyl-killing version with both rpm's gets to be a millionaire.
    I swear, i'll buy that instantly.

    • @jdatlas4668
      @jdatlas4668 3 роки тому +3

      There’s a new version called the RokBlok that does both RPMs and can do Bluetooth, guy made half a million selling his company on Shark Tank... still violently destroys records though.

  • @markhesse2928
    @markhesse2928 6 років тому +6

    That definitely was a bit of fun. Using a Dixieland band record was the perfect choice to demonstrate this thing as well. And we conclude with the return of our old friends--May they finally end this long, dismal winter and bring us the bright promise of spring.

  • @paulstaf
    @paulstaf 6 років тому +43

    Don't feel bad, my Google Home doesn't ever play the song I ask it for either.... :)

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 6 років тому +7

      Hey Google ...... hey, Google ....... OK Google ...... HEY. GOOGLE. ..... ugh forget it.

  • @bluedistortions
    @bluedistortions 4 місяці тому +1

    "I suppose its great, if you really enjoy being underwhelmed by things."
    Thats a great quote!

  • @johnspete
    @johnspete 6 років тому +8

    “I think it’s great if you really like being underwhelmed by things” - truer words have never been spoken about Siri, by puppet or person.

  • @elplagiato
    @elplagiato 6 років тому +114

    Best puppets ever!!!!

  • @DanTheMiddleagedMan
    @DanTheMiddleagedMan 6 років тому +94

    Useless but fun to look at

  • @ivanmanko
    @ivanmanko 4 роки тому +22

    I'd love to see it running on a record that is already spinning in a turntable

  • @737Garrus
    @737Garrus 4 роки тому +5

    Have "You spin me round right round" onto a record and play it with the van!

  • @danielwgk
    @danielwgk 6 років тому +38

    I have a theory about the tracking force. When in use, it might be considerably less because the momentum from the high center of gravity would be tilting it away from the direction of the needle. It would still need to be high enough to not hop and skip out of the groove. Just a theory though

    • @oi23origin
      @oi23origin 6 років тому +2

      I don't know if that's legit, but it'd be nuts if it worked that way! Sounds almost reasonable.

    • @Vykk_Draygo
      @Vykk_Draygo 6 років тому +1

      Does it have suspension? If not, then I doubt that would really be an effect you would see. As well, most of the weight is situated low on the device (the batteries), so it probably has a relatively low center of gravity.
      I don't think he got an accurate read of the tracking force, in either case.

    • @mspenrice
      @mspenrice 6 років тому +5

      Doesn't matter about suspension. If the weight of the machine is being shifted, it's being shifted; a vehicle without suspension can still be tipped over in a bend if its CoG is high enough and the wheel grip is sufficient to prevent them slipping instead, and in a constant radius/constant speed corner once the springs and dampers of a suspended vehicle have reached an equilibrium the force through the wheels will be the same as if it was unsuspended and merely had wonky axles.
      What's maybe more crucial in this equation is that the needle isn't really bearing a significant portion of the machine's weight - the two rear wheels, and the guidewheel up front do that. The tracking force is rather more to do with the weight of the cartridge and the assembly that holds it, forwards of the tracking wheel, and if they have any kind of spring force behind them also. After all, it will still need to ride up and down slightly vs the front wheel and the actual bodywork in order to account for any small bumps in the record surface. So the force might still lessen a bit as the body weight shifts, but maybe not by as much as you'd expect, or even the same proportion.

    • @captainblitz9961
      @captainblitz9961 Рік тому

      when they make records they usually use both vertical and horizontal grooves to maximize space on the vinyl so if the tracking weight of the VW is lighter due to centrifugal forces moving it outward then the needle would tilt more outward causing it sit outside of the center of the groove causing damage.

  • @Tails92Halcmm
    @Tails92Halcmm 6 років тому +4

    Another excellent video. I can see the pride you take in making these, and the joy you have trying out technology. Thanks for sharing your tallent and passion with us.

  • @bernardblack6116
    @bernardblack6116 4 роки тому +18

    4:15 he uses it

  • @antoinep9733
    @antoinep9733 6 років тому +3

    You should let the puppets have their own channel, they’re priceless. I’m totally serious, those two doing reviews and taking the piss out of tech would be hilarious, you’d hit 1,000,000 subscribers within a year!

  • @dabhdude
    @dabhdude 6 років тому +115

    4:21 You can hear him snicker

    • @oslaf3323
      @oslaf3323 6 років тому +1

      Yeah I heard it too

    • @lewisscott4497
      @lewisscott4497 5 років тому

      That was static from the record.

  • @MrSatyre1
    @MrSatyre1 6 років тому +6

    I remember many years ago every April, Audio Magazine would feature a review of a new product from Lirpa Labs (always fun to read the letters to the editor the following month from readers who were fooled). One year they showed Lirpa Labs' newest CD player, which was essentially the same thing as this, but used a string to spin around the CD.

  • @Wildstar40
    @Wildstar40 5 років тому +9

    They tried to make a 45 version but the van keeps flipping over lol !

    • @justindunlap1235
      @justindunlap1235 3 роки тому

      You should have seen the 78rpm version it reached takeoff speeds.

  • @Fuchsfein
    @Fuchsfein Рік тому +3

    When I saw a toy car driving on a record like this in "Hen his wife", a strange russian cartoon, I was wondering if that is technically possible.
    I'm delighted to see that such a device actually exists and that the idea indeed works, even if it is not very practical.
    These videos are quite interesting and well presented, I'm happy I found this channel!

  • @ct1660
    @ct1660 6 років тому +93

    I’m surprised that Record Runner has an Audio-Technica AT3600 magnetic cartridge instead of the P-188 that the RokBlok has.
    The original SoundWagon from the 70’s used a mono Astatic cartridge, similar to the ones used in vintage kiddie record players, then the Astatic 89T

    • @junglejamesie
      @junglejamesie 6 років тому +3

      I'm also surprised that it has an AT3600 cartridge. Before the video started I fully expected to see the P-188 (literally) tearing up some more vinyl.

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 6 років тому +11

      93SHADoW well it is a Japanese product... they probably would be ashamed to release any turntable product without overdoing the specs, even if it’s useless on a device like this

    • @Fridelain
      @Fridelain 6 років тому

      Those kids are now adults with disposable cash.

    • @BLY99
      @BLY99 6 років тому +3

      Did you look at the price? For that much it's the least they could do.

    • @ct1660
      @ct1660 6 років тому +1

      An AT3600L is only $20-$25 on eBay....

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 6 років тому +14

    I wonder if the technology is there yet to make a version of one of these with a laser stylus. Hmm, that gives me in idea for a record player design: a base with an electromagnet and an induction charger, and a laser stylus which hovers magnetically over the album in a self-contained drone-like device. No contact made with the album at all.

    • @morsey_55
      @morsey_55 5 років тому +2

      That'd be epic you should get a patent for that like for real!

    • @Sonicjan
      @Sonicjan 5 років тому +2

      There is this magnetic hover-turntable. Compined with a laser-stylus, it would look even more futuristic!

    • @legend7951
      @legend7951 2 роки тому +1

      That actually seems reasonable, especially since all it would need is to be able to measure the distance between laser head and the record and I feel like I've seen something like that before

  • @emmanuelotamendi9583
    @emmanuelotamendi9583 6 років тому +12

    I had one of these to check used albums and now that I know they were called the record killers I feel a wee bit gulty

    • @xx-mreba-xx4051
      @xx-mreba-xx4051 4 роки тому +1

      Technically if you did it once and correctly you freed up some of the dirt causing pops

  • @cameronwaddel4072
    @cameronwaddel4072 3 роки тому +1

    I remember as a kid in the early eighties, going to the local art museum (Wellington) where there was an art installation of a small room, with a record on the floor in the middle of it and a Soundwagon going around playing. From memory the speaker was in the back of the van rather than the roof.

  • @LMacNeill
    @LMacNeill 6 років тому +52

    Those puppets at the end - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! So funny and SO true!!!

    • @dash8brj
      @dash8brj 6 років тому +1

      Yup - siri - more like Silly as the puppets said. I asked for an 18 minute timer last night, it gave me an 80 minute one. Stupid siri :)

    • @ViewpointProd
      @ViewpointProd 6 років тому

      if you say somthing like that, you clearly did not watch it

    • @LMacNeill
      @LMacNeill 6 років тому

      So you don't think the puppets were funny? You haven't had the experience of voice-recognition software screwing up what you say to it?

    • @ViewpointProd
      @ViewpointProd 6 років тому

      i never said it wasent funny, i dont use vice recognition for a reason, IT NEVER WORKS

  • @AlexPlusLEDS
    @AlexPlusLEDS 6 років тому +43

    "I've BEAN had"

  • @lezzman
    @lezzman 6 років тому +1

    It must be hell trying to run around behind it with your headphones plugged in!

  • @K.W_Everything
    @K.W_Everything 4 роки тому +6

    Imagine if aliens used this on the golden record

  • @brianartillery
    @brianartillery 6 років тому +337

    The sound will always sound 'wonky' on that device, simply due to the Döppler effect - it is constantly advancing and retreating from the listener. If it transmitted to a stationary speaker, the 'wonky' sound would disappear. And no, I wouldn't let one within a mile of any of my records.

    • @Heimbasteln
      @Heimbasteln 6 років тому +65

      It is called the Doppler effect, not the Döppler effect, but yeah, thats another issue with the record runner

    • @eurovision50
      @eurovision50 6 років тому +5

      That's what I was thinking, too.

    • @yueying7838
      @yueying7838 6 років тому +17

      brianartillery dopeler effect is when you rock your head while stoned

    • @SinaelDOverom
      @SinaelDOverom 6 років тому +13

      Doppler wont affect anything much at those speed. Otherwise you moving around the house while listening to music out of stationary speakers would've produced the same effect, but it does not.

    • @trip2themoon
      @trip2themoon 6 років тому +33

      Sounds wonky with a stationary speaker. This is shown in the Rock Block review.

  • @lizaelliott6862
    @lizaelliott6862 6 років тому +17

    That’s some decent jazz on that record there.

  • @Supreme-Fishy
    @Supreme-Fishy 8 місяців тому +1

    5:25
    I won’t lie I felt the jazz Rythym right there during a vinyl record

  • @TheAtb85
    @TheAtb85 5 років тому +3

    So... they lost the chance to call it Track Racer.
    Lovely novelty item for a chuckle! :D
    The speed mechanism is very ingenious too!

  • @fistfulofgroovy9746
    @fistfulofgroovy9746 6 років тому +11

    I swear the guy who did the sound for Evil Dead must have used on of these. For some reason it has a horror quality to it...

    • @corqondisplay6743
      @corqondisplay6743 4 роки тому

      it's cause it's not at the same speed the whole time so the pitch and speed change a little, this is easily reproducible with digital audio processing

  • @NegativNein
    @NegativNein 6 років тому +9

    The puppets are my favorite part of your videos.

  • @dwoodman26
    @dwoodman26 5 років тому +8

    A light emitter and receiver? I was expecting a variable resistor. I have to give them points for ingenuity!

  • @Ziggyzaggy300
    @Ziggyzaggy300 3 роки тому +3

    Put one on a record player and move it into the inside and the stylus on the outside and turn them both on

  • @svedas01
    @svedas01 6 років тому +63

    Record Ruiner FTFY

  • @tdcattech
    @tdcattech 6 років тому +15

    The perfect review of the Homepod in a few minutes by some puppets. Got to love UA-cam.

  • @goncaloferreira6863
    @goncaloferreira6863 5 років тому +1

    I just realized that I have been watching almost exclusively your videos for weeks and hadn't subscribed yet. Great content, keep it up!

  • @ZGryphon
    @ZGryphon Рік тому +2

    It puzzles me that this item is also known as the Vinyl Killer when "Record Ruiner" was _right there._

  • @Jamato-sUn
    @Jamato-sUn 6 років тому +28

    THE RECORD RUiNNER

    • @digitalrailroader
      @digitalrailroader 6 років тому +3

      J-sUn unlike the Rokblock, the instructions of the Record Runner says not to use this on records you care about.

  • @tcpnetworks
    @tcpnetworks 6 років тому +5

    Thanks for the puppet fix! Flippin' eck!

  • @ray_ayy
    @ray_ayy 6 років тому +1

    So glad you reviewed this!!

  • @InternetTAB
    @InternetTAB 4 роки тому +2

    sick drifts when it gets real close to the inside of the record

  • @vishnumu108
    @vishnumu108 6 років тому +10

    THE RECORD RUINER !
    I swear this is what I read first!!!

  • @aesculetum
    @aesculetum 6 років тому +73

    Scottish men in a voice-activated elevator.

  • @creepingnet
    @creepingnet 6 років тому

    This thing is HILARIOUS to listen to. Sounds like a big band horn nightmare with the doppler effect going on, LOL.

  • @phadedfantom5790
    @phadedfantom5790 Рік тому

    Imagine walking around in public with this like it’s a boom box.

  • @id513128
    @id513128 6 років тому +19

    Yay! puppet!
    //Happy that player is work. Unlike the last one. :D

  • @kenhancock8931
    @kenhancock8931 6 років тому +36

    YEAH!!! PUPPET FAMILY!!!!!

  • @EddVCR
    @EddVCR 4 роки тому

    The infrared system is ingenious. I’d have never guessed that this silly little thing would have such sophisticated technology in it.

  • @cyndernight2422
    @cyndernight2422 4 роки тому +2

    me: ""hay siri, quit spying on my damn conversations""
    siri: "im sorry Dave, i cant do that"

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 6 років тому +4

    Great review, IMO.
    The device can ruin your records (if I had any), sounds lousy and costs a bunch (for what it does). Yet it is utterly charming and brought a big smile to my face.

  • @The-Nil-By-Mouth
    @The-Nil-By-Mouth 6 років тому +8

    "It does put a smile on your face"... that's a grimace, not a smile.

  • @kruszielski
    @kruszielski 5 років тому

    My professor was the inventor of this product, Yoshihisa Mory. It is called Chorocco and was a product from Sony that was not meant to be a selling product, but "to inspire creativity". Unfortunately, my professor passed away a few months ago.

  • @rockerseven
    @rockerseven Рік тому

    Omg, when he let that thing go, that's one of the funniest things ever lol.

  • @seanblah12
    @seanblah12 6 років тому +4

    This would be amazing on a Benny Hill Theme vinyl.

  • @pav2k
    @pav2k 6 років тому +5

    I'm actually only watch the video to see the puppets at the end :)

  • @godrilla5549
    @godrilla5549 8 місяців тому

    Imagine if you were having a bad trip and you had a copy of neal's heavy concept album and one of these cool guys laying around, instant good trip.

  • @ppboy9992
    @ppboy9992 4 роки тому +1

    thats actually adorable :} I wish I could have this little thing... it plays some happy little tunes and drives to its hearts content!!!

  • @notachimp6570
    @notachimp6570 5 років тому +8

    Deja vu
    I've just been in this place before
    Higher on the street
    And I know it's my time to go
    Calling you and the search is mystery
    Standing on my feet
    It's so hard when I try to be me uoooh!

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 5 років тому

      *eurobeat intensifies*

    • @GS195
      @GS195 4 роки тому

      Somebody put that song on vinyl!
      Just do it!