David Lucas is Kam Patterson's Translator on Kill Tony

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  • David Lucas serves as Kam Patterson's translator on Kill Tony. David Lucas is one of the guests on this week's episode of Kill Tony.
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    David Lucas was born in Macon, GA. He started acting an early age, performing in numerous stage plays at the Macon Little Theatre. He relocated to Hollywood where he was a contestant on, “MTV Yo Momma”. He has since written for several television shows and continues to perform stand up all over the country (for such comedians as Louis CK, Erik Griffin, Joe Rogan, Brendan Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe, Bert Kreisher, DL Hughley and many more) He is a regular on Kill Tony. Catch him on tour currently with Brendan Schaub and Joe Rogan!
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  • @thomashaley1036
    @thomashaley1036 9 місяців тому +741

    Kam is the kinda guy to make everyone in class laugh, and then tell the teacher, "You a bitch" and get sent to the principal with everyone in tears.

    • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking
      @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking 9 місяців тому +13

      Accurate statement 🤣

    • @zack2thafuture
      @zack2thafuture 7 місяців тому +8

      I miss that kid

    • @boxhead444
      @boxhead444 6 місяців тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is an underrated comment

    • @user-wk2ry9wi5l
      @user-wk2ry9wi5l 5 місяців тому +1

      Wow but no....

    • @Tmac_305
      @Tmac_305 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@user-wk2ry9wi5l just found that kid in the class that would snitch on the funny kid right here...👀🚩🚩

  • @EasyBakinX
    @EasyBakinX 9 місяців тому +567

    “You’ve called me a gay, everything!” Lmao he isn’t lying. The best ever was “a gay gallon of milk” 😂

    • @a-my9ql
      @a-my9ql 9 місяців тому

      Yeah but cmon bro David was high probably on under the influence, who gives a f, he was just askin.

    • @fateisnotthesameforall4811
      @fateisnotthesameforall4811 9 місяців тому +22

      my favorite was "what did you do for the holidays Tony... Sit under the mistletoe with yo ass out?" xD

    • @DeanM0riarty
      @DeanM0riarty 9 місяців тому +3

      Nah the gay tube sock is undefeated 🤣

    • @nononono12345
      @nononono12345 9 місяців тому +1

      @@fateisnotthesameforall4811LMAOOOO

    • @TomboyCEO
      @TomboyCEO 7 місяців тому +1

      Gay Bottle of Mustard went pretty hard too.

  • @nickrnmaui
    @nickrnmaui 9 місяців тому +836

    Kam and David is the duo we need

    • @caring-assoul_
      @caring-assoul_ 9 місяців тому +12

      Nah playa’ Kam is good all by himself.

    • @user-jk1ru8jq8d
      @user-jk1ru8jq8d 9 місяців тому +12

      Of course its the blacks carrying and saving this god awful show

    • @vcvortex6356
      @vcvortex6356 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@user-jk1ru8jq8d Yet here you are...

    • @user-jk1ru8jq8d
      @user-jk1ru8jq8d 9 місяців тому

      @@vcvortex6356 ofc I am these niggas funny as hell but they are literally it for Tony this mans scouting team is weak as fuck and this shows been diving for a min. Ijs lil bro

    • @nathanieledwards7150
      @nathanieledwards7150 9 місяців тому +2

      You must be a blast at parties!

  • @DreadfulNW
    @DreadfulNW 9 місяців тому +300

    "Taking up Space-y Chapman" 😂

    • @JackMeHoff-wc8id
      @JackMeHoff-wc8id 9 місяців тому

      I don't get that one

    • @maxmotors9497
      @maxmotors9497 9 місяців тому +12

      @@JackMeHoff-wc8idyou’re very young

    • @Dragonpixilll.
      @Dragonpixilll. 9 місяців тому +4

      One of the best quotes of all time in my book was when someone gave my dad shit about having a gut he would say, “ that’s not a gut is a ball bearing on a sex machine.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sweetea3272
      @sweetea3272 9 місяців тому

      I gotta deal with both you bitches tonight?? 😂😂😂😂 lmfao

    • @sbakernyc5761
      @sbakernyc5761 9 місяців тому

      ​😊

  • @tylerbergen1440
    @tylerbergen1440 9 місяців тому +54

    The "2 bears 2 caves" and " do you think Gay is the worst thinG you've said on here" had me dyinG!!!😂😂😂

  • @sharttank5999
    @sharttank5999 9 місяців тому +192

    Drunk David and regular Kam is a duo.

    • @sharttank5999
      @sharttank5999 9 місяців тому

      Don't want dabid to go kriescher though, that guy needs to live so i can laughi

  • @mhug86
    @mhug86 9 місяців тому +94

    David translating for Kam should be a regular act! 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @kindacolt
    @kindacolt 9 місяців тому +314

    Kam just has that funny in him, he's so hilarious 😂

    • @blakestanley9515
      @blakestanley9515 9 місяців тому +12

      na he just goofy! he aint say one funny thing

    • @twodumbgamers9285
      @twodumbgamers9285 9 місяців тому

      ​​@@blakestanley9515I guess you didn't get the memo that comedy....
      Is subjective. Dumb***

    • @JamesDouse-xm8nd
      @JamesDouse-xm8nd 9 місяців тому +16

      @@blakestanley9515you really saying outta all he’s jokes he ain’t said one thing funny bro ? Your humour must be hella old school like early 70s type shit 😂

    • @JohnPulliam82
      @JohnPulliam82 9 місяців тому

      Came to Dave's place to praise the new kid on the chopping block 🤣
      Ballzy

    • @atm6870
      @atm6870 9 місяців тому

      nah he sucks@@JamesDouse-xm8nd

  • @liiljay11
    @liiljay11 9 місяців тому +23

    “Hell yea hell yea”
    “I believe that was a yes”
    “Hell yea”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vibes24osrs
    @vibes24osrs 9 місяців тому +59

    Kam and David are both dope glad they are embracing each other instead of being pitted against one another

  • @Human-ll5yv
    @Human-ll5yv 9 місяців тому +66

    David is the goat translator 😂

  • @SMGxEnWHYc46
    @SMGxEnWHYc46 9 місяців тому +38

    Deadaz, we need to give Tony his flowers now. He's helping these new comics breakout of thier shells and shine, and of course the chemistry from David and Tony is remarkable

    • @PauseModerator
      @PauseModerator 7 місяців тому

      This is facts

    • @jimlahey3919
      @jimlahey3919 5 місяців тому

      Who is Deadaz?

    • @BigH4PPY
      @BigH4PPY 4 місяці тому

      Breaking out of shells is what turtle neck Tony does best

  • @jondaboss47
    @jondaboss47 9 місяців тому +92

    6:15 tony put down the mic and sat back like a true proud dad watching his sons do what they love

  • @_Roasted_Marshmallow
    @_Roasted_Marshmallow 9 місяців тому +35

    David Lucas is one of the best imo. Dude is just naturally funny and you can tell he is a good hearted dude! One of my favorites!

  • @bolognabowl
    @bolognabowl 9 місяців тому +199

    Pretty awesome to see 2 new amazing stand up comedians. I can’t wait to see these guys in 2 years man it’s gunna be crazy.

    • @user-cg1oh4iw4g
      @user-cg1oh4iw4g 9 місяців тому +2

      Joe derosa is pretty funny

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@user-cg1oh4iw4gI think they mean David and Kam

    • @Etk333
      @Etk333 9 місяців тому +10

      David been in the comedy game for 15 years loll

  • @StevenLeeStudios
    @StevenLeeStudios 9 місяців тому +55

    Dying the whole damn time. Glad for your success! Knew you were gonna be big when you were roastin fools on def. Now you passin down the knowledge. Bro good for you my dude.

  • @Mp-jw1qg
    @Mp-jw1qg 9 місяців тому +20

    my two favorite current comedians, they feed off each others energy. they bring a new twist to standup and a new method of delivery that gets me every time.

  • @jclark21218
    @jclark21218 9 місяців тому +28

    Kam is like both members of Outkast combined; looks like 3 stacks, speaks and moves like Big Boi.

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 9 місяців тому +9

      And David Lucas weighs as much as both members of Outkast combined.

    • @dirtballmcnasty3582
      @dirtballmcnasty3582 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@peytonalexander5300............ David L.... David Lucas looks like he takes Kam to Waffle House to watch him eat.

  • @TheAaron3dg
    @TheAaron3dg 9 місяців тому +10

    1:24 that JFK line was unhinged. David the GOAT

  • @rooskadoodle5952
    @rooskadoodle5952 9 місяців тому +27

    the up and coming comedians of the past few years are literally becoming my favorites of all time

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 9 місяців тому

      Yea these 2 and Matt and Shane and ect. It's like now we can just move past the generation before them that became nothing but redundant podcasts. There all the same with the same people who just play musical chairs by also just going on each other's podcasts. The only one I can stand from that generation right before these guys is Theo's. That generation became nothing but a circle jerk. And just had to deal with the mundane Berts and the other bald guys because they were the only thing out and especially for "new guys" at the time. It was just Joe Rogan circle of people and that's it. This new generation is refreshing and bringing back actual insult and making fun of stereotype comedy. That the middle generation became too safe and scared to do in fear of losing sponsors and ect.

    • @navinthehouse4710
      @navinthehouse4710 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@mojojojo6400Joe and his circle are literally supporting these guys that's the irony

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 9 місяців тому +3

    This was fantastic and so funny to watch. The comedy that I love to see.

  • @kv3226
    @kv3226 9 місяців тому +6

    “5 dollar footlong headass” 💀😂

  • @justchilling771
    @justchilling771 9 місяців тому +12

    "David lucas sit here all the food disappears" - Brent Taylor

  • @iTsGonzo
    @iTsGonzo 9 місяців тому +3

    The cam & David duo is the collab we need 😂🤣

  • @zachcouture5654
    @zachcouture5654 9 місяців тому +4

    “I’m an eagle scout” hit harder than it got any credit for 😂😂

  • @stevecass
    @stevecass 9 місяців тому +8

    Drunk David Lucas is the Ultimate Form of David Lucas.

  • @LilRedd615
    @LilRedd615 9 місяців тому +3

    “Why’d you have to bring up roots then” 😂😂

  • @jayr2138
    @jayr2138 9 місяців тому

    Been waiting for this one

  • @robertguard8038
    @robertguard8038 Місяць тому

    Tony truly has a talent for mentoring these young comedians. I've had a similar experience in academia and they'll remember Tony for the rest of their career. It's special to see happen

  • @ianray8823
    @ianray8823 8 місяців тому +1

    That David Lucas machine gun fire burst of a laugh is the best

  • @kameronmyles2013
    @kameronmyles2013 9 місяців тому +5

    Kam and david should do a show together. Kam tellin random ass stories and david translating and roasting everyone😂

  • @ram-ham
    @ram-ham 9 місяців тому

    The commitment to the bit is awesome!

  • @Derr1ck_yt
    @Derr1ck_yt 9 місяців тому +6

    I like how for Kam Tony and David made it into a funny ass convo so Kam can save his material for the shows

  • @colinrich7493
    @colinrich7493 9 місяців тому

    Nah that David Lucas jam Patterson combo would kill on stage i mean hell it already did amazing video

  • @michaels_madness
    @michaels_madness 9 місяців тому +40

    David is about to take over the game. I'm glad I get to witness it.

  • @davidbarnes4742
    @davidbarnes4742 9 місяців тому +1

    You made your way to the table . Let’s go!

  • @beatems
    @beatems 9 місяців тому +4

    David and kam as a team would be the beast

  • @paquitojhs
    @paquitojhs 9 місяців тому +1

    David Lucas laughing like that Hanna Barbera ending credits screen lmao. Good stuff.

  • @Pmadams5506
    @Pmadams5506 7 місяців тому

    David and Cam it's great to see y'all taking off!

  • @ThereminElectro
    @ThereminElectro 9 місяців тому +2

    God this good every time. It's so awesome to see an Orlando boy blowin up. When people say "he's from Florida" about famous people, it's always Miami and South Florida. Dope to see a central jit getting big

  • @CATNIPDEALER77
    @CATNIPDEALER77 4 місяці тому

    David kills so hard, he's hilarious! Keep doing your thang man.

  • @90sumbeats7
    @90sumbeats7 9 місяців тому +1

    When he translated for jolly I lost it David takes over when he’s there

  • @thedude7726
    @thedude7726 9 місяців тому +1

    God i love these 2 guys. Wish yall the best and consider starting a podcast please

  • @JediMentat
    @JediMentat 9 місяців тому +3

    "they don't like identifying as what they is" was hilarious

  • @christopherholley3820
    @christopherholley3820 9 місяців тому

    Im so happy for cam mab God bless him

  • @ballgms308
    @ballgms308 9 місяців тому +5

    I couldn’t be happier that all this is happening in comedy now, the world really needs it

  • @matthernandez5676
    @matthernandez5676 9 місяців тому +1

    David you're a legend I've been following you since the beginning you roasted me once on your insta live. Happy for your success 🙌

  • @POTATOEMPN
    @POTATOEMPN 5 місяців тому

    Damnit, David, I knew you didn't have the follow-through LOLOL.
    Y'all are hillarious.

  • @adrianlindsay3194
    @adrianlindsay3194 Місяць тому

    Tony with the killer line 2 Bears 2 Caves! Thanks for all the laughs DL!

  • @joeycrawford5645
    @joeycrawford5645 9 місяців тому +3

    Tony is so quick on the mental draw😂

  • @DoTheTechnique
    @DoTheTechnique 9 місяців тому

    That ceiling fan coming down hahahahaha

  • @anthonythompsons1204
    @anthonythompsons1204 5 місяців тому +1

    " 5 dollar foot long head ahh " killt me 😅😅😅😅

  • @HillcrestGames
    @HillcrestGames 9 місяців тому +25

    That was one of the best Kill Tony episodes last night.
    My buddy and I just got tickets to the arena show, your ass better show up for that David.

  • @robertoc.480
    @robertoc.480 9 місяців тому +2

    2 bears 2 caves fucking sent me 😂😂😂

  • @deadshot4245
    @deadshot4245 9 місяців тому

    Bro you are the greatest you and cam need to do some comedy skits too acting out a translator too

  • @ejgrass04
    @ejgrass04 9 місяців тому +1

    This shit is hilarious Lucas was having fun up there. Cant wait to see the show in Tulsa

  • @CompleteProducer84
    @CompleteProducer84 9 місяців тому +2

    This is the moden day "Jive" from Airplane!

  • @kaileymarie2251
    @kaileymarie2251 9 місяців тому

    David is awesome.

  • @jacobcoughlin1822
    @jacobcoughlin1822 9 місяців тому +1

    This is literally one of my favorite moments on KT of all time🤣

  • @jerseysowavy1568
    @jerseysowavy1568 9 місяців тому

    I believe that was a yes “elll yeaa 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thatdudekyle5690
    @thatdudekyle5690 9 місяців тому +3

    David built like he would fight to the death over the last McNugget

  • @coilockerfpv
    @coilockerfpv 9 місяців тому +20

    Bro that shit had me rolling last night 😂😂

    • @julianmeza8061
      @julianmeza8061 9 місяців тому

      I’m from Austin, where can I go see this live?

    • @coilockerfpv
      @coilockerfpv 9 місяців тому

      @@julianmeza8061 I'm in L.A. and watched it on UA-cam but it's at Rogan's new comedy club The Mothership 🙌

  • @zachofall
    @zachofall 9 місяців тому +4

    The David lucas translator is the kill tony addition we need

  • @stevevenn1
    @stevevenn1 9 місяців тому +1

    David you are so naturally fuckin funny man... and just keep getting funnier.

  • @jp-qc5ii
    @jp-qc5ii 9 місяців тому

    The funniest dudes 🤣😅💯

  • @anthonysellsit
    @anthonysellsit 9 місяців тому +11

    David drunk AF hahaha

  • @drayemoneyable
    @drayemoneyable 9 місяців тому +1

    Strawberry short cake sweet potato pie fist full of fries. Now Davis Lucus is ready to ride. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shoutnba
    @shoutnba 9 місяців тому

    Waiting on December impatiently

  • @ace5150_
    @ace5150_ 9 місяців тому

    David Lucas one of the few guests chilling on their phone on stage lol

  • @nillyboomer345
    @nillyboomer345 9 місяців тому +1

    "you've called me a gay everything" 😂

  • @G7Supreme
    @G7Supreme 9 місяців тому

    Bro i love your comedy, is there anyway I can catch a special on the website?

  • @alwayzchillin0714
    @alwayzchillin0714 9 місяців тому

    The modern Penn and Teller, Penny and Terrell. 😂

  • @JJetpack
    @JJetpack 9 місяців тому

    Y’all have some comedic chemistry fs

  • @officiallaw2369
    @officiallaw2369 7 місяців тому

    “So El Yeah means they’re really excited?.” Tony gotta be careful with those they questions lmao

  • @lonewolf7704
    @lonewolf7704 9 місяців тому

    "on this Monday" 🤣

  • @willyp22
    @willyp22 9 місяців тому +1

    Translating section 😂😂😂

  • @EternalChamp
    @EternalChamp 9 місяців тому

    “That was wrong” 😂😅❤
    7:05

  • @Taqtik1992
    @Taqtik1992 9 місяців тому +4

    the spacey chapman is crazy

  • @stephenflanagan1177
    @stephenflanagan1177 5 місяців тому

    David translating for Kam was same energy as the old lady in Airplane that spoke “jive”

  • @Anyhunnidit
    @Anyhunnidit 9 місяців тому +1

    Ian gon lie tony was roastin david this time😂😂

  • @jeffisaliar
    @jeffisaliar Місяць тому

    It's even better when Kam says something that makes perfect sense in spite of the slang and David proceeds to elaborate with more depth. Lol

  • @geee114321
    @geee114321 9 місяців тому +1

    EL YEA EL YEA!!! 🤣😂

  • @JohnWayneStraightcy
    @JohnWayneStraightcy 9 місяців тому

    Finally this match up happened!

  • @wickitklown90
    @wickitklown90 9 місяців тому

    I saw this at work and stopped my music to hear this.

  • @happentobehere
    @happentobehere 9 місяців тому

    Y'all have kept me laughin for a couple weeks straight, thanks! 😑😐🙂😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🤢🤮

  • @ok-pops9769
    @ok-pops9769 9 місяців тому +4

    Kam jumping on bits & David already paying it foward 👏🏽💪❤

    • @marlinsmith-dennis1177
      @marlinsmith-dennis1177 9 місяців тому

      David Lucas jokes “ you lookin like a _ with a_.” Or “_ lookin mf.” Only a thousand of these comedy philosophers

  • @RagnarLoudpak
    @RagnarLoudpak 9 місяців тому

    “So ell yea means they’re very excited.”
    Why he say “they” lmfao

  • @sever427
    @sever427 6 місяців тому

    Legendary

  • @sacredtitan5484
    @sacredtitan5484 9 місяців тому

    taking up spacey chapman is wild AF lmao

  • @caseygrogan-howlett6808
    @caseygrogan-howlett6808 9 місяців тому

    “Say it white man” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Phillip-py7pc
    @Phillip-py7pc 9 місяців тому

    He said if he would’ve been in front of John F Kennedy he’d still be love😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MickLoud999
    @MickLoud999 5 місяців тому

    David Lucas' Kam translation is the funniest shit he's ever done!!!

  • @Taeflack
    @Taeflack 9 місяців тому

    Bro why do we be saying hell yeah like that 😂😭😭😭 I say it just like kam too

  • @wTwig
    @wTwig 9 місяців тому +4

    "Go ahead say it white man"
    "Hell ya!"
    "That was wrong"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the delivery is unmatched

  • @DanielHidalgo9560
    @DanielHidalgo9560 9 місяців тому

    saw David Lucas and Kam Patterson in the title and instantly clicked

  • @smacclocaine6808
    @smacclocaine6808 9 місяців тому

    Kam and david 🔥

  • @mfleone
    @mfleone 9 місяців тому

    Kam and David look like the could do a low budget version of The Nutty Professor

  • @daxtonlarson879
    @daxtonlarson879 9 місяців тому +1

    if ur coming to spokane i’m def buying tickets

  • @ichaos754
    @ichaos754 9 місяців тому

    Kam immediately knew the assignment

  • @TheOfficialProcess
    @TheOfficialProcess 9 місяців тому

    Its awesome to see some Nv Dates!