Jerma Streams with Chat - ULTRAKILL
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This is an archive of the 04 June 2022 stream titled "FPS Gamer (Groggy Gary) continuously proves to his community he Isn't an old lady".
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4:50:00 Gianni's wife, perennialastronaut, politely offering to kill Gianni right there in chat
MALICIOUS streamer BRAINWASHES Mrs. Matragrano into his CULT to ASSASSINATE his most hated celebrity
she's a great artist go follow her
Not only offering but insisting on Jerma allowing her to kill him.
“Let me kill him” 💀💀💀
Gianni has a wife?
4:04:50 the start
4:09:09 the denial
4:22:45 the confrontation
4:25:10 the clueless
4:25:35 final act
yes jerma did moan for 20 minutes straight while chat was suffering
This psycho
literal tragic hero plot
It happends when you play too much ultrakill
He was doing that during the first V2 fight too
He pretty much went through all 5 stages of grief and had an existential crisis the whole time.
not joking when i say this stream physically hurt me, i laughed so hard it gave me a bad headache, and i nearly choked on my food during the gabriel fight
When Ben Franklin wrote The Declaration of Independence, there was no gugadagugadagugada
@@O.Reagano that part + the freaking out one killed me
@@Entropy101Qlmfao
What an immaculately crafted string of vowels & constanants to bless our undeserving ears
I request Hakita to replace the Jerma quote on the Ultrakill Steam page with this (2:30:42 for live transcript):
"No humans are supposed to be doing this. You know what fucking humans are supposed to be doing? Humans are supposed to be fucking picking up like a wheelbarrow full of like, logs and just like, slowly walking with it you and then and delivering those logs to the like to the community, and then like those logs are used to build houses. And then there's also like a baker, and like a butcher, and... no humans aren't supposed to be doing what we're doing right now. Humans aren't supposed to be doing this! Like, we're supposed to be like: 'Oh howdy, how are you? Good to see ya!' We're not supposed to be like: 'Gugguda gugguda gu gu gugguga gu gu gu gu guggugugguda!' No! Humans are just supposed to be like- we're supposed to bya- fucking relaxing with each other and having a- good time! A-And taking care of like the community!" (incredulous panting) (wheeze laugh) "It's Amish? It's not Amish, man! Just, I'm- humans are not supposed to be doing this! Guys, when- when Ben Franklin was writing up the goddamn fucking Declaration of Independence, there was no gugguda gugguda in there! There was no: 'Oh yeah we also need to make sure to uh, uh, leave some room for gugguda gugguda gugguda gu gu gugguda!' T-There's no room for that, Ben! Wha-" (intense ULTRAKILLING) "Was- The Quaker Oats guy!? What are you talking about!? What do you mean the Q- who's the- what are you talking about!? Why're you saying Quaker Oats guy!? Wh-Whaddya mean the Quaker Oats guy!? I don't- I don't know what that reference is referencing! What are you referencing!? I dont know what you're talking about! No, there was no time for gugguda gugguda....I just beat it....."
This took me 30 minutes
and Hakita delivered
lmaxawesome
No humans are supposed to be doing this. You know what fucking humans are supposed to be doing? Humans are supposed to be fucking picking up like a wheelbarrow full of like, logs and just like, slowly walking with it you and then and delivering those logs to the like to the community, and then like those logs are used to build houses. And then there's also like a baker, and like a butcher, and... no humans aren't supposed to be doing what we're doing right now. Humans aren't supposed to be doing this! Like, we're supposed to be like: 'Oh howdy, how are you? Good to see ya!' We're not supposed to be like: 'Gugguda gugguda gu gu gugguga gu gu gu gu guggugugguda!' No! Humans are just supposed to be like- we're supposed to bya- fucking relaxing with each other and having a- good time! A-And taking care of like the community!" (incredulous panting) (wheeze laugh) "It's Amish? It's not Amish, man! Just, I'm- humans are not supposed to be doing this! Guys, when- when Ben Franklin was writing up the goddamn fucking Declaration of Independence, there was no gugguda gugguda in there! There was no: 'Oh yeah we also need to make sure to uh, uh, leave some room for gugguda gugguda gugguda gu gu gugguda!' T-There's no room for that, Ben! Wha-" (intense ULTRAKILLING) "Was- The Quaker Oats guy!? What are you talking about!? What do you mean the Q- who's the- what are you talking about!? Why're you saying Quaker Oats guy!? Wh-Whaddya mean the Quaker Oats guy!? I don't- I don't know what that reference is referencing! What are you referencing!? I dont know what you're talking about! No, there was no time for gugguda gugguda....I just beat it....."
this took me 5 seconds
I love how the entire time this one person is talking about their neighbor’s ukulele, like the entire stream
Jerma "that's just a spinning log, how does that kill you?" 985's body was mangled beyond recognition
5:11:03 a quote that made it to the game's steam page, congrats
4:35:17 for a moment, Jerma contemplates leaving Hell to spare himself the wrath of Gianni
In the webcam in 1:58:27 he turns his head slightly to be in tune with the in game character. And it kinda looks like one of those deepfakes
Its cool to see him be a natural at hitting the coin, you can see him splitting it fairly regularly early on
Virgin jerma archive: Guys we are sponsored by jerma we will upload vods here it takes time so be patient 🤓
Chad Mike322: Here is your jerma stream vod even before he started the stream king 🗿👍
What a chad, they should hire this absolute unit instead 😭
Mike322 2k subs soon :)
I wonder why it takes so long on the other archive channel?
@@hoticeparty mike322 morbs whenever jerma streams and jerma archive simply can't catch up to the power of morbed mike322, then mike322 uses his morbillionbyte connection to upload it in the past
@@thedude3005 what an absolute morbmaxxing beast.
@@thedude3005 honestly... I believe it.
also thanks based mike
2:55:50 jerma face smoker andy
2:58:00 twitch thumbnail
3:01:08 "put your webcam at the bottom!"
3:05:16 "groggy gary" absolutely ZONKED
3:07:00 CROP THIS STREAMER
3:08:33 best joke taking longer than 5 mins
3:11:05 update
3:16:00 UPDATE!
3:21:00 UPDATE!!
3:30:30 UPDATE!!!
3:38:33 UPDATE!!!!
3:45:00 MIKU
3:47:37 "why do people watch this"
3:48:30 add soy pointing meme
3:52:20 SOY!
3:53:20 FINAL UPDATE!!! Best joke that took longer than 5 mins
3:54:20 jerma chat single handedly derailed an entire twitch category
3:56:58 WAS MY HEAD THAT LONG?!
3:57:46 dev tweet
Okay so, I've heard of Jerma before (I'm a big fan of Binny spin boi) but this is my first time watching something of his because you know, ULTRAKILL.
This one stream exceeded all expectations, thanks for the upload!
I love that he started the bit with 17k viewers and end up more than 21k... He literally find the twitch exploit
0:43 Jerma Talks
11:21 Green Screen Trilogy: Actions Submissions & Requests Announcement
16:09 Grotto Beasts Announcement (& Regarding NFTs)
19:28 Grotto Beasts Stream?
19:42 Baseball Stream Announcement
23:57 Announcement of an Announcement
26:48 Squelching Some Rumors
28:00 ULTRAKILL
29:25 Gameplay
3:58:52 Return to Gameplay
29:25 Tutorial
31:43 0-1 : *INTO THE FIRE*
41:00 0-2 : *THE MEATGRINDER*
45:40 0-3 : *DOUBLE DOWN*
56:52 0-4 : *A ONE-MACHINE ARMY*
1:06:20 0-5 : *CERBERUS*
1:14:53 1-1 : *HEART OF THE SUNRISE*
1:15:31 1-S
1:30:25 1-2
1:51:29 1-3 : *HALL OF SACRED REMAINS*
2:20:00 1-4
2:33:43 2-1
2:44:12 2-2 : *DEATH AT 20,000 VOLTS*
2:57:55 2-3 : *SHEER HEART ATTACK*
3:19:30 2-4
4:19:44 3-1 : *BELLY OF THE BEAST*
4:34:53 3-2 : *IN THE FLESH*
Tyty
I appreciate you reptilian-san :)
Ty :)
4:04:16 sex noises
I liked the part where jerma did the exact same fucking thing over and over and got angrier and angrier when it didn't work
5:13:00 in case anyone is looking for the winning gabe run
i like how in all the boss fights he turns into grunting gary
1:45:20 tuber bit
His amish rant during the first V2 battle is hilarious 🤣🤣
More 'stamps in the replies of this comment. Quoted labels lead to chat messages.
4:55 Tweet Discussion
8:36 ADHD Andy + Improving the Joke
10:04 +2 Morbillion Points
17:13 "Hey Jerma, is it NFTs? 🙂"
18:23 "Calm Down"
22:01 "City vs. State"
23:13 "The Miami Marlins"
29:06 Three Stooges Finger Clicks
30:30 Sewer Water
31:29 Guggada
35:05 "Morbin"
36:21 Return of Bostonian Jerma
38:27 Morbius Andy + Imagine Dragons Bit
41:00 Jerma Gets Thrown Into the Meat Grinder
42:27 Hydraulic Press Jumpscare
44:36 "AI"
46:40 UwU
49:28 "Punch Bullets"
50:18 DMC Score Announcer Voice
51:40 Jerma Finds a Secret + ULTRAKILL
52:15 Seethe
53:21 Vs. SWORDSMACHINE
55:20 Jerma Tries the Pump Charge
58:37 Hair Model Andy + Challenge Room
1:01:14 Head to Bed
1:03:57 Fall Joke
1:04:40 Amber Alert
1:05:22 "Everytime You Say" + "Chicken"
1:06:29 "What's Wrong With Him?"
1:12:37 CRY CRY CRY + "Shawl"
1:13:41 "Chat's So Mean" + "I Hate You"
1:17:20 ULTRAKILL: The Witness
1:25:00 White Balls
1:29:40 Reading Hakita's Tweets + Jerma Threatens Dev
1:31:29 Comprehending the Attractor Nailgun + Nailgun Go BRRRRR + Teacher Noise 4
1:33:30 Reading Hakita's Tweet Again + iPad Kid Neck + DMs
1:35:20 "Ego"
1:38:00 "jermAnnouncer"
1:39:33 Tuber Bit Start + Interesting...
1:43:36 Choosing Music
1:45:17 Tuber Bit Really Starts
1:51:50 Checkpoint! 😁
1:53:48 Lava Noise
1:57:15 Warcry
1:58:27 Fall Joke + Tuber Reaction
1:59:25 HE'S GONNA MORB
2:00:10 Stupid
2:00:34 Keyboard Rant + He's Gonna Rip
2:04:57 Blood Pressure Andy
2:06:08 Blindness + "This Looks Like You"
2:07:20 Eat + He's Figured It Out + Tiny
2:09:14 He's Gonna Do Good
2:13:05 Close-Up of Jerma
2:13:43 Phlegmy Throat Andy
2:14:06 Kubrick Stare
2:15:08 Headbang + Don't Be That Close + Blind
2:16:30 Turtle Moan
2:17:00 Hundred-Yard Stare
2:17:45 He Doesn't Wanna Play
2:19:02 Mr. Satan Reads Hakita's Tweets + Butthead Laugh
2:23:15 Morbin
2:25:18 "Try Jumping" + Bilingual Barry
2:26:35 Heavy Breaths + "Get Closer"
2:27:30 A Better Idea
2:28:57 Exhaustion + Lucky Draw Round (Jerma Makes Good Faces Here)
2:30:37 Jerma Wants to be Amish + Declaration of Guggadaguggadaguggada + "Quaker Oats Guy"
2:34:08 Amish Bankers + Who's the Quaker Oats Guy?
2:35:19 "10th Grade"
2:37:30 Shut Up + Ground Slam
2:42:52 Self-(jumps)care
2:43:36 "Ratchet & Clank Stream"
2:49:38 Game Tooltip
2:50:14 Jerma Obtains the Railcannon
2:53:30 Don't Think About It, Bro + Boomer Gamer
2:55:19 "Psychedelics" + How Much Pee?
2:56:10 Hitting That Fat Dart
2:57:00 Smoker Jumpscare + "Cover the Cam"
2:58:38 Gaming the Twitch Thumnnail + New Twitch Meta Bit
3:00:32 Checking the Site + "Webcam"
3:03:24 End of Thumbnail Bit...?
3:05:20 What the Category Looks Like + Start of Unwatchable Stream Bit
3:10:50 Seeing the Second Layer + Tiny Jerma in the Void (REAL?!)
3:11:50 The Second Layer
3:13:15 "Pitch Up"
3:15:43 The Third Layer + "IFunny Logo"
3:20:20 The Fourth Layer
3:21:56 Adding the Clickbait Elements
3:23:45 Transparency
3:25:07 Cryptid Clickbait
3:30:20 Time Attack in the Fourth Layer + Taking Part of the Bit
3:34:20 Lone Amish Begs for God's Mercy in His Penitence (1647, Image Colorized)
3:36:03 Zoomer Thumbnails
3:37:50 The Fifth Layer
3:39:10 The Good Man
3:40:17 What Even Is This Anymore?
3:42:53 The Sixth Layer
3:44:46 Miku
3:53:03 Welcome to Hell + ULTRAKILL Twitch Category
3:56:11 Something's Off + Sus Jumpscare + Saul Jumpscare
3:57:51 Reading Hakita's Tweets Another Go + New Jerma-themed Level POG
4:01:15 He's Smart
4:01:46 "Your Own Game"
4:03:20 Vs. Corpse of King Minos (No Music, Jerma Grunting Ambience)
4:05:15 Pig Scream
4:06:53 Jesus Christ What is This Audio + "Try Parry"
4:09:00 "My Ear"
4:10:00 Headfirst into the Wall
4:11:05 Live Slug Harassment + Trouble with Parrydise
4:12:45 Actual Possession of Jerma's Vessel + Mental Trouble with Parrydise
4:15:55 Double Jump + Worst Screams + Stickey Keys
4:18:50 Nuuu :( + YEAHHH
4:20:35 Good Coin Shots + Guffawed
4:21:23 THIS WILL BE MONKAS IN 2023
4:23:16 Goblin Noise + Actor Analogy
4:25:00 He's Doing It Again + I've Been Silent the Whole Time 🤓🤓
4:28:30 He's Self-Conscious Now
4:30:05 The No Engine
4:32:15 Stomach Acids is Water
4:33:10 He HATES Hydration
4:33:48 "Freddi Fish"
4:37:02 I Missed + In My Pants
4:39:04 Boomer Agility
4:39:45 Actual NA Aim
4:41:21 Daffy Doesn'r Think So
4:43:11 Come Come Come Come Come + He's Doing It Again
4:44:00 Amish Rant Again
4:45:10 Giddy Giddy + He's Going Mad
@@GayBrain bless you
Brain
@@Abelprojectvapor Bean
I love how he still doenst know how to slide in the entire game amazing jerma
streamer gets INSANE and PSYCHOTIC while playing breakcore shooter
I wouldn't be here if you hadn't uploaded this. Thank you Mike!
Nor would any of us, my friend. Nor would any of us.
33:36 why does he look at the camera like that i hate it what the hell is wrong with him
ASOLUTELY DERANGED STREAMER ZERKS OFF IN FRONT OF THOUSANDS WHILE BEATING VIDEOGAME BOSS
"This game is fun as HELL!"
my brother in christ, you *ARE* in hell
I dread the day of 'stamping the Green Screen Stream.
You are appreciated
There’ll be too many funny moments!!!!
the day is upon you
watching this as a ultrakill addict is so funny
35:30 - The reason this gameplay is so mindnumbingly painful to watch. But I love sweet baby Jerma regardless.
Chat, in their desperate attempt to show Jeremy Albertan how cool and knowledgeable they are, BEG him to throw coin in well, and then have the GALL to complain when he takes an amount of time to do the secret level puzzles!!!! 😂😅
the hubris!
Second V2 fight was fucking insane, good job germ
It seems easy tbh
2:30:40 Primitivist rant
1:45:31 is a huge Limmy moment
Jajaja thank you silly mike, also hi silly jerma fans👋🙂
Very cool (& silly) new profile pic! 😁😁😁😁👌
damn now i wanna see jerma's reaction when fighting minos prime
WTF I WAS JUST LITERALLY HOPING HE WOULD PLAY THIS GAME?!?! PRECOG?!?!
Also I already know this game is a cure for his intense ADHD
If breakcore didn’t cure his ADHD, nothing else will
pre⚙
3:00:00 Best joke 2022
Bootleg stream andy
1:04:04 guy says "this music fucking sucks lmao"
best joke ever
Mike will not be stopped
easily best non event stream of the year imo
Least chaotic jerma stream
Puzzle solver Andy completely fails to understand basic heal mechanics for 6 hours straight.
I don’t remember the last time, aside from the tutorial, I saw Jerma Ground Slam or Slide.
He does both during v1 2:27:31
4:58:06 sweaty hands sandy
4:56:23 jerma gets bullied
The funniest part about the Gabriel fight is he would have won it like 5 times(with his jank ass method) if he just hit the 2nd driller shot
4:45:30 Rickor morty 😳
doct orw ho😳
denraged
4:39:12
2:25:37 Jerma puts his hand in the blender
2:28:12 Jerma stops laughing and finally calls emergencies
2:35:42 Jerma starts discussing plans for this month's "peep the horror"
2:42:25 "they" arrive
6:03:20 stream ends
Nice thumbnail Mike322.
Jerma sees everything for the first time
I am in pain from laughter and I'm only halfway through. This is like the 4th time I have watched this.
2:08:37 makes a chatter say "get off me" in all caps
4:45:15 jerma goes full goblin mode
LMAO WHY IS HE GRUNTING???
The frustrated sigh every time after missing the corpse minos parry
INSANE streamer HATES music and drinks SEWER water
jerma playing the witness was hilarious
Bookmark 5:23:27
Thank you Mike hawk
1:15:44 i dont understand it... WHY do people allways tell new players who are only going to play the game once to do this secret they are skipping the entire first level of limbo its the dumbest thing. Do they like watching someone do a puzzle level and skip the actual level??? This is the kinda thing you should tell him maybe at the end of the game not when he is only 1 hour into the game and in a level in which you get introduced to a new gun. I hate backseat andys. He never got to experience that one level because of that. And its the most boring to watch secret level atleast tell him some of the cooler ones but those are way harder to explain so just dont tell him about any of the secret levels.
When I first was playing I found it to be a really good reprieve. The game can be... Overwhelming at first, and having a moment where you can relax for a moment is nice. Plus it took record time, it's no big deal :^P
(old lady noises intensify)
2:07:41 overstimulated streamer
4:36:27 gabriel fight starts
NO PARRY GARY
when you are experienced in ultrakill, watching this kinda pains you.
when he said "how do i change weapon"
i felt like curling up in a ball on the floor and crying.
i guess its just me though, whatever.
best way to start off pride month tbf
started it off with jerma taking over an entire twitch category with an image of him being zonked
?????
куs fаggоt
fuckin amazing stream i was gasping for breath MULTIPLE times watching this
Gigachad Mike322
seeing how jerma loved this game's rank system he needs to play devil may cry
4:56:30 gianni moment
its jorbin time!
Among Jerma's best works.
2:13:46 hairball
YOOO HE USES MOUSE 5 TO PUNCH TOO IM NOT ALONE!
GROGGY Grandma ZERKS On Stream With Hatsume Miku
From the moment he finds the railgun a bunch of ppl keep spamming comments like "COIN + RAILGUN" as if he would have any idea what that means lmao
i really hope he revisists because wrath and heresy are now out
4:05:21 wtf was that!?
A rejected goat simulator 3 goat scream
jerms should 100% play Cruelty Squad. It would break his feeble little mind.
3:37:05 Least confusing Indian tuber thumbnail
2:06:19 he had to actually check to make sure it didnt look like him
fastest guy on the west over here
2:11:30 holy shit griinrot called it.
4:05:26 far cry healing animation
The tuber thumbnail lul
i can't belive he learned how to projectile boost that fast
Can’t believe he’s finally playing it
2:22:11 - beginning of v2 fight
Im jorbin' out!
The meat grinder was real 😱
3:23:41 so TRUE, diobolo
Why is this stream so smooth, its scary
36:28 launch them in the AYEA
fr the moan then "he's to big" got me...........
im legit gay so that caught my attention a lot.................
3:57:46 dev tweet
can’t parry? hu. hu. hu. hu.
2:30:40 jerma goes amish
Can't wait to see him fight Minos Prime
55:36
2:47:08
4:08:12
4:21:20
4:45:24
5:24:52
5:33:12