Turtlesoupzzz V - oh hey! Thanks for reading. I leave a comment on every video I like to help the algorithm. I don’t care if comments get likes, I wouldn’t even know
Unfortunately it doesn't work like that bro. Somewhere around day 4-5 of a hellbender, your body becomes so forcibly dehydrated that eventually, no matter how much water and alcohol you consume, your head will hurt like you're having a hangover, but you won't feel drunk. Your skin, especially around your joints and on your face become very inflamed, and it becomes physically impossible to fall asleep for more than 1-2 hours at a time. By day 5-7, you pretty much have no other option but to bite the bullet and detox for about 24 hours before you can start drinking heavily again. During this period, sleeping and eating are pretty much impossible, and your skin will feel greasy even immediately after washing. I've never taken it much further than this, but your cells would become so hypotonic that your organs would start failing.
I didn't even click on this when I saw it like an hour ago because I assumed it was an old video I'd seen. My brain couldn't believe that this channel had actually uploaded a new video.
Its a scumbag thing to do for the algorithms, and normally its a cheap sell out, but Dom is a scumbag, and a sell out, so oddly, I think its only the right thing to do in this situation for authenticity.
Chris M What do you mean “not making any money”? Have you seen his merch store? It’s directly powered by his UA-cam channel. The channel is a goldmine.
“Waking up hungover is like dying in reverse you where in heaven last night everything was great then boom it all goes black, then u wake up feeling like you are dying looking back on your life with nothing but regret”
Dom posts as often as i train legs
Once a week?
Jimmy Morrison his last video was 4 months ago
Liam Bloomer we know..
Liam Bloomer it was actually a response to your 2nd comment. I can understand the confusion im sorry
@@liambloomer7848 r/woooosh
“Waking up hungover is like dying in reverse “ he’s amazing
Julien Forletta and the following punch line that he dropped about being drunk.
Has it been a week already?
Time flies when he posts so many every week
Stojance Risteski I
No, Its only been "4 Days" since His last Upload. He spoiling us with so much content and so many fresh gains.
Makedonec?
I was dying waiting for this lol
This video was a 2min intro, 3 min of content, 4 min promo and 1 min of dead air to push past 10min mark.
Loved every second of it.
Spartanner same😂qq
Same
*NEW WEEK NEW VIDEOOOOOOO*
FUCK YES
new video new tattoo wow
cammy chose New diseases, new illegitimate children, etc
“ wondering where I’ve been for the last WEEK or so..”?
- last video - 5 months ago.. LOL
How does this have 1 k like and one comment
Charlie Buchanan wondering The Same Fkng thing
Why do comments keep getting deleted.
Dom is like that girl that won't respond to your texts for 2 days but you know damn well you're gonna respond to her the second she texts you
So not interested, and or manipulating you?
Yazan Sakran sup Debbie Downer
beta, you shouldb e the one doing that to her
True
Stop playing yourself and don’t text her back
That college apartment complex must be thrilled you keep renewing your lease
Turtlesoupzzz V - oh hey! Thanks for reading. I leave a comment on every video I like to help the algorithm. I don’t care if comments get likes, I wouldn’t even know
@@robbievargas8479 - word!
@@robbievargas8479 go listen to cardi B
Keep up the content!
@@nerdcity hahah
Holy shit he’s alive
He was away Work on New Projects, Movie Appearance, and Teaching Brad how to Lift.
Solid outro, Dom. Loved hearing the theme 6 times. Very post modern.
he's hungover while editing, leave him alone.
dudes chills....weeks just last hella longer on the Bro Planet..
Faceless it’s like the hyperbolic time chamber.
it's a reversed hyperbolic time chamber... Dom is giving us time to catch up to him..
Yeah its only been "4 Days" since Dom last Upload, in Bro Time.
He's got so much mass that time is flexing around him.
4:30 The kitchen work-top essentials. RayBans, iPad, Handgun... you know, standard things
thats normal stuff
I use the gun to get revenge on the chicken once my jaw inevitably ejects itself from my face.
America
Well you should see a southern countertop I’ve got a whole fucking gunsafe filled with highly illegal shit sitting in the middle of my kitchen
here for the annual upload 😤
*weekly
Its only been "4 Days" since his Last upload, In Bro Time.
Crazy how often he post and still gets more views than most people.....🐐🐐
Dom's landlord is the real hero
A Duck dudes worth about million bones . I think he’s ok on rent lol
Nice Video. See you next summer
“I’ll be back” -Dom Mazzeti June 2018
Imagine having Dom as a teacher, not knowing he makes these videos, then seeing them and having to go back to class...hahaha
“One of the 52 weeks of the year came to an end... so you decided to celebrate”
"Where the week ends, the strong begin. And only the strong, make it to the gym."
Nice of Dom to keep drinking so that Brad have a chance of catching up
Love the consistency of this channel
Can't be hungover if you don't stop drinkin' BOIIIII
It's spelt Black Ops five * but I'll let you go on that one
OMG thats so smart!
Unfortunately it doesn't work like that bro. Somewhere around day 4-5 of a hellbender, your body becomes so forcibly dehydrated that eventually, no matter how much water and alcohol you consume, your head will hurt like you're having a hangover, but you won't feel drunk. Your skin, especially around your joints and on your face become very inflamed, and it becomes physically impossible to fall asleep for more than 1-2 hours at a time.
By day 5-7, you pretty much have no other option but to bite the bullet and detox for about 24 hours before you can start drinking heavily again. During this period, sleeping and eating are pretty much impossible, and your skin will feel greasy even immediately after washing. I've never taken it much further than this, but your cells would become so hypotonic that your organs would start failing.
Am i supposed to read it like flavor flaves boiiiiii or is it just me? 🤔
I look forward to watching Dom's videos every week.
Never clicked on a video so fast in my life before
Allahu Snackbar same
Same
Allahu Snackbar LMFAO same
Same
Same
I didn't even click on this when I saw it like an hour ago because I assumed it was an old video I'd seen. My brain couldn't believe that this channel had actually uploaded a new video.
That was a long week
probably busy taking care of brad
It only been "4 Days" since the last upload. And yeah he was taking care of Brad as they treat Tiny Brad for No Gains-ituss.
The dying in reverse line is one of the best written comedy bits I ve ever heard
Man it’s been a long week
Every time he uploads, I binge the entire channel again.
Guess its time to pay rent again
Needs to pay for his car show.
New videos! Every time a payment's due on this f***ing Mclaren.
Damn weekly payments must be brutal on a McLaren
I finally trained legs today and now Dom uploaded a video? Miracles do happen.
“Sorry my phone died” 😭😂
Our brofessor is baaack, may the pre-workout be with you!
It’s been a while dom, glad ya back!
its only been a week
Every time Dom posts a video, I train legs
Joshua Guerrero yea I never train legs either
This is better than the 2nd coming..and I have been waiting just as long for both
Making the end 10x longer for the 10 min ad revenue. Respect that
Dear UA-cam God please monetize this video because Uncle Dom needs that UA-cam money to keep this going
That video ending sound like 4 times over just to get to the 10 min mark lmao
Can't disrespect the hustle
Non-negotiable
Its a scumbag thing to do for the algorithms, and normally its a cheap sell out, but Dom is a scumbag, and a sell out, so oddly, I think its only the right thing to do in this situation for authenticity.
Not even his final form
HE LIVES
looks like doms rent was due again lol
Wow I had no idea working out was still a thing. Glad to see you again.
Exactly the kind of wisdom I need on a day like today. Was considering missing the gym today.
Man. Myth. Legend. BROscience
Come back to UA-cam after one short week and drops a banger. He's still got it.
New video's everyyyyyy yearr!!
Super glad this dude is back
Someones rent is due...
@MotoMatt he needs to remind people he has products to buy too lol
A Duck someone’s helping pay it anyways...
I always look for this comment every time a hiatus happens XD
MotoMatt he doesn’t even get ad revenue. The channel is demonetized.
Ah, 5 seconds over 10 minutes. Gotcha.
Worth the wait, this felt like a classic ol' Dom video.
Slowest week of my life
IVE BEEN WAITING SOOO LONGGG FOR THIS
Wow time flyes quickly it's been a week already?
WHERE TF HAVE YOU BEEN BRO? I bought the damn book and you vanished, now my girlfriend lifts and my arms are bigger than yours.
He was filming Gnarpm eason 2 but Dom can't say it. Besides this channel wasn't making him any money cause he's not ad friendly.
Chris M What do you mean “not making any money”? Have you seen his merch store? It’s directly powered by his UA-cam channel. The channel is a goldmine.
Chris M I got 4 ads on this video the hell u mean it doesn't make money?
X DOUBT
Absolutely hilarious I can’t wait for BrosVS
Finally. I mean it's only been a week but I'm glad you're back
This video speaks to me on a spiritual level
Dom uploaded... CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
I workout every Sunday hungover and this guy is speaking the truth.
Left Pornhub for this, not disappointed.
TruthhhOG try being original or slightly creative
Bill Cosby thanks for the feedback bill, how’s prison working out for you?
TruthhhOG its not bad, we get two hours of outdoors time, and i have a tablet
TruthhhOG lol
Thank god Dom is back and bigger than ever
Perfect timing I just woke up from a night of drinking
Dude, same here!
Seanpie me too lol
Aaaand you’re late.
Aaaand you’re fired.
hey me too lol
9ers lost so i kept drinking
Why have all of you been on a night out, its a fucking Tuesday.
Crazy how fast that week flew by!
WHEN THE WEEKENDS, THE STRONG BEGINS.
Dom was away working on His next Big Movie appearance and Teaching Brad how Not to be a Tiny Grub. Do you even lift? Glad to have you back Dom.
See you guys next -year- week
Dom deserved a summer break. It's hard releasing a video every week i'll have you know!
I'm counting this as an early birthday gift idgaf
And christmas!
"Where the week ends the strong begins". That's some Shakespeare level shit right there.
I gladly left my grandfather's funeral for this video.
No regrets, would do again 10/10.
Brodin would be proud.
Same...
I also left your grandfathers funeral for this.
He would understand
Your grandfather, who now lifts in heaven, did the same.
My prayers have been answered!
Doms bills must be overdue!
I forgot he was even alive!
Yes!!! Dom is back!
Damn. A week went by already?!
i’ve been waiting my entire life to see a video like this.
How you going to leave us hanging for 4 months Dom haha?! Better late than never and it's lunch time! Let's go!
I've waited ALL WEEK to finally see this video!
I literally have a hangover today and UA-cam recomends this, wow
Finally after a long week he's back. New videos every upload.
Thank you for coming back, I was just about to seek therapy due to your absence.
I watch this every week
Does anyone ever go back and watch the old “Dom Mazzetti Vs” videos, or is that just me?
Good to see you back!! Love the videos!
Yeah. It's definitely been a week...
THE KING IS BACK
The Brofessor, The Brossiah, The Brodinal, The Brabbi, The Brofet. All hail the gains master
Can't wait for his next video next week
YOU'RE ALIVE!
Can't wait for next week's video!!
By the time this man has published another video, I became black and swole
Tyrone Lannister in other news.. eminem is rap battling some dude
Congrats
This brofessor is better than any doctor channel I have ever seen
great video see you again next year
He’s backkkkk
The end with the music killed me. The randomness with how it repeated itself and the spacing of when it repeated🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anyone else find that funny???!
The GOAT is back💯🔥
Imagine having this dude as ur teacher
Hes a real life coach steve. Or rather coach steve is based on dom.
He’s back!!!!
“Waking up hungover is like dying in reverse you where in heaven last night everything was great then boom it all goes black, then u wake up feeling like you are dying looking back on your life with nothing but regret”
You don’t understand how surprised I was to see this video in my feed. Glad to see it thx .
Look who uploaded a new video. Rent’s due, I guess.